/brit/

more like going to DEAD edition

as in suicide

haha

>>65889661
k-off lad

mates single mum is a milf and shes keeps giving me the eye

>>65889693
hahahah

/brit/ is worse than /r/unitedkngdom

>>65889704
dick her

>>65889668
ah alright
There's actually some decent stuff on there though.

Business idea: increase profits by 35% next year

>>65889721
go fuck off back there then you cretin

might message a girl on okcupid tomorrow

>>65889742
how will you achieve this, Mr Padraig?

who do i speak to to obtain permission to make the next thread?

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Is cute animal posting okay here?..

>>65889731
good post

in bed

willy and bum is very warm

arms and chest is very cold (i'm poking out)

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>>65889661
>my country will never be part of a K-On movie

>>65889729
i have thought about it, he's not exactly a close mate either.

she rested her hand on my shoulder for about 5 minutes as i was sat down drinking.

>>65889734
yeah probably but their original series stuff looks really wank (except narcos which is top)

any spare redpills lads?

Miss when she'd text me at all hours of the morning to talk when neither of us could sleep.

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>>65889785

Keep smelling shit everywhere i go

Ive come to realise that it could be my arse as i havent showered in three days

Who knows

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can't mentally process the moon landings

>>65889814
Yes

*gives you rat poison instead*

>>65889721
I thought this was /r/unitedkngdom lol

>>65889785
>thank you, I am. I always will be I think..
You checked out britfeel? You will fit in there.

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;_;

>>65889807
The Marvel stuff is good but that's made by Marvel Studios mostly I think
Don't really watch much Netflix original stuff 2bh

white may as well resign baka

>>65889798
mabye you'll think twice about destroying a city with a nuclear explosion next time

Orange is the new black and Sense8 are also good netflix shows

>>65889824
>23:45 on a Saturday
She's probably drunk and getting ready to go out and look for a lad to shag her brains out right now m9

>>65889814

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

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>80% of females aged 18-24 voted remain

>>65889831
why is blini cat angry

does he not like watermelon

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kev going in for the pull

>>65889834
3 days is nothing
try a month you amateur

>>65889859
scary innit

Cats are paki pets

>>65889889
Fuck off you shit taste frog poof

>>65889778

I'm the CEO of runt corp, you fucking achieve it or I'll have your bollock for earings

Dogs are paki meals

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how to spot a complete and utter runt

>he watches yank netflix shows

>>65889889
>never got round to watching Sense8
i remember seeing the trailer and thinking it looked amazing
then I forgot
reeeeeee and such
hope it's still on

>>65889933
calm down haha

>>65889859
no need to

they didn't happen

>>65889906
She doesn't drink and she doesn't go out. We'd sit up every Saturday night on the phone til like 4am.

i am the champion of chess here

bow down to me

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>>65889877
No, maybe I should...

>>65889831
very cute cat senpai..!

Literally just saw Hannah Martin's tampon string hanging out of her knickers on babestation

They cut to a different camera so fast haha

>>65889824
probably getting railed by 5 different lads in a travel lodge right now m8

>>65889913
No surprise that women are sensitive bleeding heart liberal whoebags

>>65889970
Send us a link la

*claps shoes together*
>the loud noise causes the runts to screech and run away

pathetic rodents

>>65889916
post kev.png

>>65889962
Fuck off out of here.

>>65889956
It's about trannies m8.

>>65889978
hot x

heard good stuff about Stranger Things also. but don't know if I should get around it

https://lichess.org/SQEbWTC8

>>65889992
https://lichess.org/rQCg27A8

want a hug

can't mentally process 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh7CKAbix7c

>>65890012
its good m88

>>65890012
really good, got a nice 80's mellow vibe to it

lots of nice music, great story too

>>65889987
See: >>65889968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

>>65890011
Why would you get naked on babestation if your fanny is bleeding? You can always tell because they wear black knickers and don't take them off when usually they would get them off pretty quickly

>>65890052

cold outsssht

>>65890012
only been told it's good by older blokes and "vintage/retro" dickheads.Let me know what it's like

>>65889814
yeah these are fucking banging, might wanna just take half to start with

GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY

Sent her some smiley faces
Bitches love them smiley faces

>>65889971
why do you put dots after every post?

>>65890106
>older blokes
hehehe

>>65890052
just press 6 repeatedly

n'enfield-n'enfield-n'enfield

wish i was good at chess

this pizza needs to get here
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

goodnight lads

glad I don't bleed out my wanghole once a month

>>65890169
what did he mean by this?

>>65890206
I could make that happen if you like

If you're suicidal depressed will a loving woman help or will you still find a way to be miserable

>>65890202
no

>>65890191
post pics when it does

want to get my mouth nice and wet x

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what did he mean by this face?

>>65890224
not really lol

get to see her tomorrow
can't contain my excitement
just a brief smile from across the room makes my day

>>65890229
the second one
or-or so I hear hahaha

>>65890243
I'll get your mouth nice and wet x

>>65890188
just keeping playing

>>65890176
kek

4 gives you dublin over and over

>>65890229
love will make your condition a bit nicer. but it's won't completely change everything

>>65890271
Getting a bit tired of your posts about your runt life desu

>>65890052
keep pressing 5 for him licking his lips

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>no work tomorrow

>>65890277
>I'll get your mouth nice and wet x
cheeky

but please i really want to see the pizza

did you get any drinks?

>>65890271
gay

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>>65890165
Sorry I always do it, it is just a habit I think..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4

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>try to log in to tesco.com to change clubcard address
>tells me my clubcard is linked to another account
>phone tesco
>guy changes my address
>still can't log in and access clubcard shit online
>make brand new tesco account
>link clubcard to it
>try to access clubcard
>'account is linked to another clubcard pls call lmao'

this is fucking painful
their site is a fucking mess

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Having a sup on one of these.

so tired

the 5ft'3 size 6 qt brunette teen gf
winning at life lads
step it up and get on my lvl nerds

love it when you lads post about girls, reminds me of that time i had a slight chance of being happy. not even detrimental to my physiological health at all. hahaha

Re-e-wind

When the crowd say

>>65890390
would be a bit awkward for me being a foot taller than that

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Haven't eaten in 3 days lads

>>65890308
don't care m8, I'm happy

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

go on then

>try to log in to tesco.com to change clubcard address
>tells me my clubcard is linked to another account
Runt life!
>phone tesco
>guy changes my address
>still can't log in and access clubcard shit online
Runt life!
>make brand new tesco account
>link clubcard to it
>try to access clubcard
>Runt life
>'account is linked to another clubcard pls call lmao'
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their
Runt life

>>65890390

would raise a few eyebrows having a teen gf at my age

not going to bed until pizza lad posts his pizza

>>65890420
I'm 6'2

Visiting the Holy Land next year x

Height: 6 foot
Willy size: 6 inches
Weight: 80kg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING GO ON THEN

GO ON

FUCKING DO IT

IF YOU DON'T I WILL

>>65890400
Man shut up you fucking copying spastic, I said that in the last thread. FAggot.

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lads

>>65890223
nonces

>>65890456
they'd all be wondering what your secret was, as well as being mad jelly

See you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads

>>65890369
hmmmm this concept has aroused my interest

would you recommend it?

the beauty you see in me is a reflection of you

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473642862343.webm

>>65890556
Hi hello

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'za's here

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Just gone green in the 0121

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Was it art?

>>65890601
worst thing I've ever seen

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Bit worried about relation with russia desu, you think things will actually kick off?

>>65890601
>swimming in grease
*vomits*

Went to kpg today, doesn't feel the same,havent been there for years

>>65890561
Quite nice, slides down easily. Bit sweet.

>>65890507
Me too, I'm moving to Dublin

>>65890601
the state of that grease

my dominos is never that bad

enjoy it though lad x

>>65890556
are you the lad that was listening to so solid crew before?

>>65890601
o my dayz

>>65890544
It's nor the time or place to talk about what he did to you mate

>>65890646
Only if Clinton is elected

>>65890601
mm

>>65890601
takeaways always put way too much cheese on their pizzas

>>65890601
Is that a Dominos?

>>65890601
Grim

>>65890618
no

>>65890601
did you drop it?

looks like all the toppings slid off

baking some cookies lads haha

Beginning to realise my relationship was far from healthy lads, used to have constant bad dreams whilst I was with her as well

Remember one where I stabbed her mother, killed her then put her in a luggage bag and then I woke up

Alri lads

>>65890618

It was kino

Boss has just texted me asking what club im at tonight.

Im not even out tonight but i told her i was.

Wat do?

>not making your own pizza

>>65890646
no

even if it did it wouldn't matter

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Daily reminder that foreigners are the spawn of the Devil to be bayoneted in the guts.

>>65890739
listen to grime

>>65890739
idiot

she wants to get with you

>>65890739
smash her

fuck! the thought gives me such an erection

>>65890646
our Hil will nuke em

>>65890726
thats hot

>>65890739
tell her you're at fabric

>>65890739
send her a pic of ur willy

>>65890739
You're skunnered m8, your normie facade has run its course.

>not buying a 'za at the local pizzaiolo

>>65890739

looking after your sick gran

>>65890739
Ignore it you wet rag

>>65890646
hopefully, its about time the human race evaporated from this earth

>>65890754
This 2bqh.

The only thing keeping the savages away from the civilised is the English channel

>>65890739
tell her to come to yours to tongue your anus

>>65890739
Say you're at Levana

>>65890827
someone hatman this post

>>65890739
Tell the truth, say you skipped going out tonight

>staying on your birthday on a Saturday night

OH MY DAYSSSSSS BLUD

What do you guys think of brit/pol/

>>65890761
>>65890763
>>65890764
>>65890774
>>65890781
>>65890803
>>65890808
>>65890851
>>65890854

do i go out?

i can go out. its actually obvious now youve pointed it out

>>65890851
Dunno why anyone e would want to stick their tongue in another person's shithole

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>someone hatman this post

I just did a poo

>Craig David walks into my barbers
>I start cutting his afro even though it looks fine
>He sings about his week while sitting in the chair
every time

pizza's here lads
also for anyone that's interested, Good Morning Vietnam is on Channel 4

did a fair chuckle at the first few minutes

>>65890927
was it a nice poo?

>>65890927
well done :3

can i lick your bumhole to make sure you got all the poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sxoI89fN-0

Recommended viewing

>>65890903
try it once

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>>65889731
[prrr, prrr, prrr]

>>65890896
shit!

>>65890950
big fat poo
>>65890957
no but you can lick the remnants on the side of the toilet bowl

business idea: we all keep posting haha and other forms of it until the janny truely loses his mind

haha

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>>65889878
very sad

haha

hahahahaaaaa

>>65890907
Idiot

teehee

haha

>watching video from the scottish indyref
>literally every person on the street they interview is an ugly cunt

fuck me, and I thought the Irish were stereotyped as ugly

hehehehe

>>65890993
I did, vile

>in Morrisons
>see one of my school bullies (a girl and former Stacey)
>she's gotten fat and is buying chocolate in the confectionery isle
>let out a little snigger and look of disgust
>she notices and is visibly shaken for some reason
>puts the big slab of Cadburys chocolate back on the shelf
>turns to one of the other fat slags and asks if they could leave
>they all waddle off down to the tills and leave
>see them outside tryinging to cram into this little car
>laugh again at the heffalump
>her face turns bright red and her eyes start watering
>give her a little wave as the cattle transporter pulls out of the parking space and off down the road
>looking at old school 35mm photos now and realize how distant it all seems

Did anyone else have female bully's during school?

ahahaha

hahaha

>>65890971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHAnTOroWTM

>>65891060
The Irish aren't necessarily ugly.

The Scots definitely are though, dear lord.

hehehehehe

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>steve jansen cucked my
>lead singer of fat white family cucked me
when will this madness end, i didn't even know of either of them until i got cucked by them

>>65891086
No because I wasn't a little bitch fukboi

>>65891086
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Physco...

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I literally feel like im turning into a hollow from dark souls lads.

im fucking losing it.

>>65891086
>getting bullied by girls
poof

>People around the UK have reported a series of sightings of people dressed as clowns frightening children, with six separate reports of “clown incidents” reported by Northumbria police in the past week.

>One of the most dramatic occured on Friday morning when a masked man carrying a knife jumped out in front of a group of 11 and 12 year-olds and followed them to school in County Durham. The pupils were left distressed but unhurt by the clown, who was wearing grey tracksuit bottoms, red shoes and a multicoloured top.

ahaha

>>65891083
what did you think of it
I mean I can understand if you don't like licking arse, but getting the arse licked is over the top

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What's his name again?

>>65891156
fucking weird how he wears a suit all the time

>>65891156
Is that Kim Jonguns old suit

>>65891154
>dude
foy

Just pinched a loaf, lads.

>>65891086
>tfw all the hardnut chav council estate girls thought I was funny and cute and doted on me because one fancied me

Good feel desu

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sister made me a midnight snack

>>65891186
Gormless Dormers

>>65891168
Fucking Yanks.

>>65891175
Did nothing for me, would rather get my balls licked

>>65891186
Are raffers

>this pizza is supposed to come with two dips but there's only one in here
alright lads, own up now

>>65891227
hngggg

and im a footfag

great...

>>65891243
did you ever get your prostate touched?

What are the best Wahl clippers to get?

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>>65891193
you wouldnt say that to his face faggot

>>65891264
it's a meme you dip

>>65891215
Aussie Aussie aussie

>>65891186
Ratty Rafi the Gormless Little Scrote

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new car

Hi lads :3

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My pizza is dieing

>>65891111
wonder why that is.

still find it weird that women are allowed to drive

>>65891329
cannot stand lots of pepperoni on a pizza

>>65891329
Like your heart

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>be me
>be decent photographer
>start getting texts from one of the prettiest girls I've ever met at about 11.30 last night asking if I'll photograph her
>after a couple of texts tell her I'm tired and want to sleep

fuck my INTJ autism.

>>65891335
deep fried mars bars

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U.K.: Anonymous 10/08/16(Sat)13:43:59 >>65875198
>>65875046 it is well kept you fucking spastic

i trim it regularly and spend £30+ on products for it

just because it's big doesn't mean it's scruffy

>he wastes that much money ON HIS BEARD

>>65891298
want that paint desu

find it weird that women are allowed to have opinions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVDODquihY

lost some iq listening to this

>>65891371
>blaming all your problems on a test that tells you what four letters you are

>>65891350
The other half had pineapple and ham

I ate that though

>>65891363
I have built resistance to fat food and am now able to conquer it with ease at the cost of extended bathroom visits during noon.

>>65891371
>things that didn't happen
The post

>>65891371
Are you gay

Haven't eaten in 3 days please stop posting pizza

>>65891403
BBC runt xtra 2bqh

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gained some IQ listening to this

>>65891445
eat something then

i'll come round and make you a meal x

>pineapple on pizza
disgusting

Any update on Lickdicki's situation lads?

>>65891086
Yeah, I had a girl bully but not cause I'm particularly soft, she bullied everyone, she was really aggressive. You can't hit girls otherwise she would have got battered. I hope she tried it in later life with some psycho who punched her head clean off.

I did a wheelie on a penny farthing

>>65891469
No I'm saving money

Surviving on tesco value energy drink and ciggies tb h

I am honestly one of the more open minded, tolerant people I know, so forgive me for saying that I can no longer accept females as a viable human life form. I can no longer validate them spouting their ill informed opinions. I want them gone. All of them. I do not care if some radical feminist sympathizers were drone striked. Good riddance.

That said, I am pro gay rights, socially liberal, very empathetic in most areas of my life. Im just completely done with women. They are an arrogant waste of oxygen. There is not enough room for me and them in this world. Or, really, me and anyone who has a vagina. Do everyone a favor and kill yourself, now, by your own hand. Leave everyone on earth who wants to be here.

>>65891445
why not

Got 200 marlboro reds for like £50 and I'm smoking them like it's the 50's

Fuck sake

>>65891500
noice m8

>>65891502
grim

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>>65891487
On the route to becoming a supreme gentleman

Brit on holiday

I've seen more Asians and Mexicans than Americans so far

>>65891526
no money

started the year a grand in debt

>>65891446
>>65891500
>this person called someone else a spacker

>>65891428
I wish it hadn't. She just wants money anyway. Plus she's a nutter.

>>65891544
The country is 62% white. What did you expect?

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>>65891298
U.K.: Anonymous 10/08/16(Sat)09:04:25 >>65865291
>>65865257 «israel very much enjoys what ISIS is doing in syria because assad is one of the few non-US/Israeli shills left in the area that actually could pose a danger to israel, thus israel enjoys seeing one of their greater geopolitical rivals destabilised by ISIS and all the other rebel groups.»
>>65869430

very good posts

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>10 years to build
>collapsed in 10 seconds

neurons are fried thinking about that 10 years of stored GPE being released

>>65891495
I used to smack girls in school all the time and no one said shit
they deserved it to be quite honest with you

>>65891487
I think he eventually reached the camera

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>Got 200 marlboro reds for like £50 and I'm smoking them like it's the 50's

>Fuck sake

might get reddit flags

>>65891544
Asians and Latinos********

Pls get it right

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REACH FOR THE SKY

>>65891601
dont

reddit flags is fucking shit and everyone who uses them is a cunt

*nuzzles u back*
*pounces on u and notices your bulge*
OwO what's this...?

>>65891547
Get a job m8

bye lads

>>65891582
If Britons made the world trade centre, It'd still be standing.

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>brits are putting back a border in my country
>mfw

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>>65891530
>>65891551
unironically lost all my reasons to live currently

couldnt have gone worse if i had intended it to

Syed Kamall telling it how it really is and dispelling the bullshit in the debate on European Council's meet.

>>65891653
I'm studying

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Mahna mahna

do doooo do do dooo

Bollocks are so heavy that they almost hurt

NEED to shag someone. Meeting a polish qt tomorrow but I know she will play hard to get

i got shit to lose
that shit makes me nervous

>le trump is le outsider because he can't be bought

HE IS THE ONE THAT DOES THE BUYING. HE IS ONE OF THE BILLIONAIRES THAT DONATE AND SWAY POLITICIANS. HE IS JUST RUNNING FOR OFFICE HIMSELF INSTEAD OF BUYING OFF A POLITICIAN

Trump voters third eyes are calcified beyond recognition

>>65891554
>Giving a pretty woman money to put your penis inside her
What's the problem?
plus women are all mental anyway, all of them

Pirate scumbags

>>65891708
Never knew Travis browsed int

Do not understand women lads

So many pengtings out in town tonight lads.

If only I had the courage to woo them.

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The more I improve myself and the closer I get to my goals the more I want to kill myself.

Really makes me think.

>>65891754
No one does
Not even women

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Jealous?

>>65891642
think I might

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>>65891617
Hi lad

>>65891792
>hand tossed
bit gay

>>65891731
>cutting out the middleman
great business sense, he has my vote

Don't understand what's so bad about what Trump said.

Is this the media's last big push to stump trump?

>>65891754
give them money and attention
that's literally all they want in life

>>65891793
i look forward to building a meaningless and hollow relationship with you senpai

>«Got 200 marlboro reds for like £50 and I'm smoking them like it's the 50's»
>'s

4£/cigarette ? Got shafted there, dumbass.
>what are rolls (?)

>>65891792
not really.
got an 18" Texas BBQ pizza and mozarella sticks for £15.90

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>be wagecuck
>go on secondment to another department for a month
>my boss tells me she doesn't want me back and I should stay there

>>65891781
>overcome something
>everyone congratulates me
>still feel empty
>more shit replaces it

End me

>>65891799
can see her minge ahaja

>>65891781
We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. It doesn't matter whether you're an ideologue or a sensualist, you follow the stimuli thinking that they're your signposts to the promised land. But they are nothing of the kind. What they are is rocks to navigate the past, each on your brush against, ripping you a little more open and they are always more on the horizon. But you can't face up to the that, so you force yourself to believe the bullshit of those you instinctively know are liars and you repeat those lies to yourself and to others, hoping that by repeating them often and fervently enough you'll attain the godlike status we accord those who tell the lies most frequently and most passionately. But you never do, and even if you could, you wouldn't value it, you'd realise that nobody believes in heroes any more. We know that they only want to sell us something we don't really want and keep from us what we really do need. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.

making arrangements

>>65891544
How many tyones compared to home?

>>65891833
And I might gettimg 2 large pizzas for the same price

Do many people still use reddit flags? Only ever hear about Greater London these days but back in the sync days there was a lot of meta autism flying around

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Guy Verhofstadt et alia really get on my tits.

>>65891842
lel

>>65891793
haha i have reddit flags

i was just memeing

Is Westworld any good?

>>65891869
I'm in California so I've seen more Ese's than Tyrones. Only seen a couple of Tryones tbf

>>65891754
dont think anyone does
like I literally dont think women could tell you what they find attractive in men
I know lads that are unkempt, badly dressed and ugly that pull half the time they're out
Then I know good looking lads who dont pull half as much

>>65891873
>14" is "large"
BIG LEAF
TINY PIZZAS

>>65891879
Cheshire was bullied as a child so he has to release it somewhere

gonna pump her arse full of cum and then call her a fat cow

>>65891879
The big names have all left or rarely post now

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>>65891799
>kangz
disgusting

>>65891900
Ahh, yeah South East USA has all the noggs
South West has all the juans

>>65891670
>implying they have the stones to instigate Troubles 2: Electric Boogaloo

>The 15 biggest container ships pollute the air more than all 750 million cars combined

so-called electric cars

Backs killing

>>65891928
Who were the big names

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>>65891934
Nawww