/brit/

/brit/? more like fucking kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

will unironically take ludfords shit head off of his runtish shoulders

Could heem any nonße in this thread

>>65867841
So did I
Due to my superior irish genetics I was vastly overpowered in playground fights

FUCK OFF WE DON'T WANT ANY

jokes on you i clicked anyway

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>/brit/? more like fucking kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

>>65867948
ugly face

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FUCK OFF LITVA

>>65867948
definitely a coal burner

YOU
NEED
A
FREAK
LIKE
ME
TO
MAKE
LOVE
TO
YOUR
BODY

>>65867948
big fat gook face lol

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LADS, look at what I found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHefLnr3EsM

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Are there any Japanese people in the UK lads? Or more specifically, qt3.14 potential gfs?

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Why do blacks like fat girls so much?

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Psychedelics are suppressed because they suspend larval imprints and detach humans from conventional conditioned automaton-insectoid reality-islands (worker-drone-consumerist) and produce neurosomatic states that reveal latent brain circuitry created for migration from the planet and quantum symbiosis with extra-terrestrial life.

>>65867951
JFs think the Sunday Sport is a real newspaper

back in my day the pound was worth $1.6

>>65868055

Brighton has a sizeable jap community

remember when we were kids and we used shout "proddy" and the "up the ra" at the english family in our estate
used to egg their house too

>>65868055

At unis in London yes

>>65868055
Loads in brum the city centre is full of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5nJu3PgCbE choon

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PUA master here

you lads wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIafqErL3TM choon

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done a be cheeky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVhFsGxAdQ

Time to go backpacking in Australia lads

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>>65867877
i waited for two hours for you...

>>65868147
agreed

>>65867948
Brehs....

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>65868147
afraid I might............steal yo gurl?

>>65868107
no one will dare do anything like that to me in Dublin

>65868107
never post in /brit/ again and get rekd, Celtic-supporting runt, go back to the knackers where you belong.

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>Tfw only 36 likes on my new normiebook profile picture

>>65868175
good lad

>>65868176
are Ivan

classic banter

>>65868181
I SAID IS HE FROM BIRMINGHAM OR WOLVERHAMPTON

>>65868211
share it with /brit/ for more

>>65868107
Potato famine

>>65868064
yeh

did a poo so fucking foul I almost expected it to jump out of the bog and brofist me

>>65868181
i'm not even mat you delusional bender

also ha

>>65868195
heh

*joins the /brit/ facebook group*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ZtVlJmKYK

My kot doing a purr

>>65868237
Brum dude

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quite literally me on the right

>>65868301
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Would really like to delete normiebook and be done with it but then people would think I was weird and antisocial (which I am)

>>65868298
1 is VERY pretty

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>>65868237
bermingham

>>65868258
liar

>>65868301
str vs dex

>>65868199
do you know anything about Ireland? Dublin probably has the most ira supporter types
We didn't really live in one of those areas but it was just a rough place so people would make fun of anything
There also used to be a lot of fighting with nigerians

>>65868208
keep sucking english dick all day lad, it still wont make you british

>>65868319
>tfw your nan has more friends than you

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>>65868211
>tfw 16 on my last one

business idea: fake my death

>>65868293
>>65868323
Very interesting, shall be keeping an eye out for Matthew around brum

watching the masters at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5ji869Yeeg

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>>65868366
More than me

>>65868328
fuck off with ur nerd memes you NERD

>>65868384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case

business idea: real my death

>>65868323
go on then, what makes you think i'm mat?

>>65868292
that was very difficult to hear.

>>65868404
He drives an Audio TT that has a tablet installed on the dash so he can wank his little willy in traffic to kpoop

>>65868332
Would smack the living shit out of any 'IRA type' cunt who tried anything

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>>65868357
I just can't be bothered with the whole thing. The whole social obligation to broadcast your life and respond positively to all the bullshit people you don't care about post is just too much of an intrusive nuisance for me. Then if you ignore someone's pregnancy post in a relationship you know is going to fall apart in under 9 months, you'll see them around town and they'll chew you out for not liking that they're about to drop a little runt out of their ruined twat.

I need to just move to the mountains and live in isolation, I really hate people.

>>65868479
What's his number plate and what colour

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>>65868430
o-ok

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475757995603.webm

>girl i'm seeing turned down some guy a few months ago (before I'd met her), he'd asked to go for drinks as friends and she said she might go

what did she mean by this?

>>65868529
Dunno
Dunno but it's black interior if irc, carbon dash I think

It's been awhile since I've seen his pics

>>65868589
She's about to be seeing someone else too 2bh

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>>65868417
>when bebo went out and can no longer online lech at the sexy girls whom I went to school with.

>>65868528
iktf. the only reason I made mine was because when I got my job they made me get a normiebook account so they could post my hours on their group

why can't the cunt just text me

>>65868494
you probably wouldn't, they're usually scumbags.
But nothing will happen anyway. If you ever did get jumped or robbed etc it wouldn't be because you're English it would just be because parts of Dublin are rough

>>65868630
>whom

Spastic

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't lead the ladbrokes life

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both me

>>65868452
who are you trying to fool?

>>65868673
t. cunt who doesn't know his own language and bitches when yanks spell differently.

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need a girl to squirt all over my cock and then suck it off

>>65868654
possibly a combination of the two would be the most likely.

>>65868648
and then god forbid someone brings politics into the situation. You could spend your whole life arguing with some irrational morons on social media.

I miss the days when it was considered rude to get into it about politics with anyone who wasn't a close friend or family member.

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>>65868738
>tfw to intelligent too use proper grammer

Just loaded GTA online and my character was sitting in his house watching some form of nude anime fight scene

>>65868442
Never post my wikipedia page again

CHOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsB14OVlcrs

https://youtu.be/AujWZ-SVsXM

CHOOOON

>>65868730
i'll just go back to ignoring you then

tra

How do you pronounce mate? "might"? "m-a-te"?

>>65868949
meyte

>>65868949
neeve

drinking distilled water with a hint of lemon lads

>>65868949

"moite"

>>65868949
mate

I bet 90% of these clowns don't even fucking lift. I'd fucking smash em up to pieces

>>65868949
pr. "maté"

>>65868949
shmorgesbord

>>65869026
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain

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found a yank using /brit/isms while defending circumcision

>>65869014
lel :DDDD

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What did they mean by this?

>>65868949
French cunt

>>65869071
Me on the scooter

There's clowns in asstralia too

>>65869155
I'm pretty sure this is just a special group

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>>65869076
>There are ''people'' who actually, unironically try to defend penile mutilation

>>65869076
Wew lad is a sitewide meme you runtoid

People who say 4chan stuff outside of the chon should definitely be heemed though

>>65869155
As soon as I saw the filename I knew it was going to be this

I went to a Christian youthgroup once because my friend invited me. It's essentially this.

toronto looks pretty cool

WHO WANTS TO HAVE A GO?
C'MON THEN?!!?!?!?

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>people wear a clown mask in public, copying some american craze
>somehow this has caused a commotion that the police are now """patrolling the streets"""

What a sissy fucking poof society we live in

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>>65869199

>he reads 4chan outside of /brit/

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Rate the new OC boys

Why are women so simple and predictable /brit/ ?

In third grade girls in my class were obsessed with this battle of the sexes idea and "girls are better than boys" mentality. Do you all remember this phase?

Well, it can be plainly seen now in this instance and in others that women have the mentality and world view as third graders. They have the minds of children. They carried this childish battle of the sexes idea all the way into adulthood and beyond and are now attempting to infiltrate video games? and the tech industry to conduct systematic purges? Of course the men around them have long forgotten about this game, they don't even know the women are still playing this pointless infantile crusade so they allow it . This world is a bad meme, women are a meme, democracy is a meme, non of it works. Western Civilization is crumbling because it was built on memes, People aren't equal, egalitarianism is a meme, DNA is a blueprint and guideline written by the the architect of nature, these stupid marxist sluts think they are better than god, this world is done, it desearves to be annihilated in nuclear hellfire

number 1 indicator that you live in a impoverished backwards shithole is that you call other places sissy poofs

>>65869259
It's like people hyping up and treating the "Alt-Right" like a danger to the world when it's just memers

>>65869306
I live in st albans m8, you probably live in some northern shithole full of pakis

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>>65868147
Literally witnessed an attempted ''cold approach'' pick up two days ago. A decent looking manlet goes up to an ugly 3/10 with glasses standing outside Starbucks.

>Hey I've seen you around here and I think you're r-really pretty.. uhm, I can't help but think, y-you're German?
>''I'm Spanish''
>Oh that's great... hey, I think you're really cool, do you want to go out some time?
>''No''
>Ahh, o-oh well, damn, why's that? Are you just busy or something?
>''Yes''
>Alright, nice meeting you, bye

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>>65869281
excellent

last tim vid was 5 days ago lads, getting worried, not like are tim this

Democracy is immoral

>>65869286
tried to read this but lost my focus at "third grade"

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the sister

I have a deep deep regret in my decision to vote for the brexit. Why the fuck did I vote to abandon our European brothers

>>65869259
Was talking about this with my mates last night and they were claiming that there were murderers in Britain wearing clown costumes, going round neighborhoods at night and stabbing people

Googled it and of course it's complete fucking bollocks

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>look at the crime section of the local news website
>80% of them are PoC's despite my town being 96.7% white

going to kill myself

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why are yank trains so comfy

Grab em by the pussy

stopped watching football
stopped watching or reading the news
stopped reading newspapers

>>65869553
>that much space
mental

>>65869568
stay woke

>>65868720
>the sesh

looks like a 12yr old to boot

>>65869513
Race is a social construct
Refugees welcome

The Rothschilds are nothing but humble bankers. Don't understand the le evil bond villain meme

the little sister

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475909475414.webm

>>65869553
Because the wifi lasts more than 15 minutes.

>>65868949
m8

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>>65869161

>>65869553
Because they're not a tiny shitty little island with no space and infrastructure stuck in the 40s

>>65869568
Stopped masturbating
Stopped watching porn
Stopped lusting over women

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8 days in and I just want to have a wank

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>going out with a foreign student
>says she's going to wood green to buy shit
>tell her its full of criminals
>doesn't believe me and think's i'm joking
>While she was in boots somebody stole something then ran off
>mfw she was crying on the phone telling me this

Bitch, I'm angellic

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>>65869705
>Went into coop once to buy a sandwich
>they had one left that I actually wanted
>just before I go to grab it some chav snatches it and runs out the shop

Bitch, I'm a unicorn

>>65869705
the fuck is wood green

>playing destiny
>get my first rise of iron weapon
>it's a rifle called The Unbent Tree
>Instantly thought "I'd let Petra jump on my unbent tree"

fuck sake lads you lot have ruined me
can't see anything without making an innuendo

>stopped using Facebook in 2010
>only have one picture posted on it
>it became a meme in my school to add me on FB and like my one picture
>tfw its got 800 likes and 300 friend requests
>Everytime its my birthday, a bunch of people comment "happy birthday" on my wall
lol

>>65869634
yanks have the worst public transport in the world though

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>>65869796
shithole in london

>>65869796
Wood Green is a district of north London, England, in the London Borough of Haringey. It is 6.7 miles north of Charing Cross, and is west of Tottenham, south of Palmers Green and north of Harringay

>>65869796
shopping place in londonistan

t. used to live there

>>65869805
kek

Going to get my hair cut lads

What should I say when they ask me if I've been up to anything today? (I've only just got out of bed)

>>65869866

riding on the information superhighway

>>65869610
Please tell me this is satire.

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Ahh yes the new Battlefield game made by the Swedish company Dice

>>65869866
Say you got out of bed 40 minutes ago and they'll giggle with you

>"ill be ready in 15 minutes dude"
>"okay, text me when you're ready"
2 hours later, still no reply
Think he's forgot we had plans h-ha ha

>>65869930
WE

Just unmatched like 30 birds on tinder

Might just uninstall it desu

>there's a massive chunk in canada where 80% of the people speak french

cant get my head over this

the gf's telling me about her make up and i'm not particularly interested
don't even know what liquid eyeliner is desu

>>65868055
Anri Okita is half English

>>65869959
Hmm maybe because France had a colony there

>>65869866
>"decided to get a haircut"
>everyone has a good laugh

works every time

>>65867889
Thankos for Shakiras

>>65870003
yes I know you cretin

I mean its like having france in the middle of england

>>65869866
I've invented a whole backstory with my barber that I work as a freelance web designer and tell him funny stories about my clients.

2bh they don't give a shit what you're saying anyway. they hear the same shite all day

>>65870021
she's a lebbo

>>65869988
I was wondering why she has a pretty good English accent

Bisping will win

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howling

>>65870100
post example

>>65869513
>POC

fuck off yank

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>>65870159
fucking hell
worse than a pacer

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What's his endgame?

>tfw to intelligent to dream

I wake up everytime something weird happens

>>65870243
green cap best cap

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The gf

>>65870159
what is that runtish contraption

>walk into wealthy area
>everyone is 6'4, blonde or jewish

ah yes

>>65870251
*too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn3JvnvGqcM

Meant to go to dinner with this yank girl from california but she hasn't answered me yet

Bought some t-shirts at Uniqlo today as well

>>65870166
I forget which video she was speaking it in

>>65870305
>stalin lusted for power
>lenin was the villain
>Hitler was retaliating

oh dear oh dear

>>65870316
make this go away

>>65869801
in your endo

pissed off at monster hunter already

Spanish is 100% better. Even for a Lebbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Rwz6zBJSE

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hmm

>>65870305
>Vlad the impaler
>villain
>motives are a mystery

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Why are car drivers so stupid and oblivious to all things happening around them?

>>65870510
vlad was a great man who saved his country

people who deliver the papers for my local corner shop all appear to be in their 20s, imagine that, depressing stuff.

>>65870548
not car drivers

london cab drivers are all 50 year old pub pricks who think they own the roads

>>65870305
>hitler
>villain

pissing myself, literally pissing myself

>>65870510
>>65870551

yes not wanting your country overrun by turk vermin and becoming a turk vassal state is surely a mystery

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>>65870548

anri okita is from birmingham isn't she

>>65870548
>easy (You)s

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>>65870677

>>65870548
cab driver is obviously at fault

if you think otherwise you're literally retarded

*walks into /brit/, the rain loud for a moment as I open the door*
*takes off wet coat*
*brushes wet hair off my face*
nice day today, eh lads?

>>65870692
>>65870677
business idea: have the left on the right and vice versa

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Word!!! #blacklivesmatter

>>65870551
He fought off a horde by pure insanity. Here's what I'll do to you. What's that Sparta motto? molon labe.
Come and take this.
Irish would be, come on ahead
Brits would be, come and have a go

>>65870737
*chuckles*
want a brew? just put the kettle on

Really wish cannabis was legalised for recreational use

How do we make that happen?

where did caralad go

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>the current weather in his place of residence is rain
LITERALLY COULD NOT FABRICATE SUCH KEKOLDRY

>>65870548
Looks like he flicked on the indicators just as the cyclist went by.

I absolutely loathe pricks that indicate at the last second.

I voted leave and I've just started the 45th book of the year

CMON MALTA!!!!

>>65870796
overthrow the government

>>65870797
janny broke him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN5AnTYMPQ0

nice future house tune

anyone going out tonight?

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>>65870797
i miss him desu

>>65870796

it's practically legal already

>>65870829
list the 45 so i can mock you

>>65870796
Why does it matter.

Personal use is pretty much decriminalised.

>>65870772
haha yeah go on then if you're making one
milk two sugars ta

>>65870860
he literally completely disappeared, ive just noticed

Why do black women hate white people way more than black men do?

Easy things you can do to improve your life tenfold

>Drink more water, whatever you're drinking now, drink more
>Read regularly
>Do a 30 min run each day minimum
>Don't shampoo your hair everyday, get it so that you can shampoo it every other day without looking greasy
>Study a language, not through Duolingo, but properly
>Stop eating chocolate and unnecessary sugar

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>>65870677
>>65870692

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>tfw the hack worked and i'm in

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/brit/ 2016 meetup

>>65870924
Radical centrist here

>>65870887
*makes your tea*
*upends it over your head*
two sugars my arse cupcake

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>why yes, I do keep track of the number of books I have read throughout the year

>>65870923
>Study a language, not through Duolingo, but properly
doing this
the alleged gf is teaching me

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>>65870906
sexual frustration

deep down all black women just want a good white man

>>65870923
>whatever you're drinking now, drink more
bad advice desu

this thread is so clotted cream
what do i mean you ask? well it's a bit of slang i use

>>65870923
nothing wrong with eating chocolate, it's actually good for you

disregarded your spastic list

>>65870962
Water lad, water.

Clears up your skin, keeps you hydrated and alert and makes you feel full so you're less likely to eat junk.

Anri Okita was born in Birmingham, England, to an English father and Japanese mother, and she grew up speaking both English and Japanese. This bilingual upbringing turned out to be a blessing in her chosen career as a model and pornstar. Anri tried out some modelling in the United Kingdom but decided to take it further and crack the porn market. She moved to Japan where both her big, natural 32F tits and lustful appetite for fucking made her a standout star in the Asian and Japanese smut scenes. Anri is a squirter, and she puts that gift to work for her in her wet and wild vids. Those giant breasts of hers do not go to waste in her Japanese adult videos; she gets titty-fucked, and takes hot loads on the regular. Generally rocking it hardcore, the whole reason she went into pornography is because she’s hungry for cock and as much sex as possible; that said, she does sometimes like to show off her softer side in her sensational lesbian scenes. When not screwing for her fans, Anri’s got a lot of hobbies that she likes to pursue like martial arts, playing the sax and piano, and DJ'ing.

Grab them by the pussy

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>two sugars

>>65870923
Easy things you can do to improve your life tenfold

>watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASUMMQjj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7TbaUHNS6A

wtf i hate lasers now!

>>65870923
>shampooing more than once a week
heh enjoy your ruined hair

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who /black gf/ here?

>>65871001
Just watched that video

Is he done?

>>65871006
why do they wear these cake moulds LOLO LOL O LO L O LO L O LO LO L O L OL AHAHAHAHHA CAKE MOULDS

hmm

>>65870983
bad meme. fuck off
Easy things you can do to improve your life tenfold

>>65871023
Alri greasy

wouldn't mind shagging an escort desu

>washing your hair everyday
>using hair products
>tying your hair and other stupid shit

enjoy balding at 20

Do royal mail deliver post on Sundays?

>>65871068
>tfw perfect hair genetics

will never go bald

I look nice today :3

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>if I stay at my job, I'll want to kill myself every day
>if I leave my job, I'll HAVE to kill myself
Anyone own a gun I can borrow?

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alri

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>>65871083

>>65871083
is this your fist time in the UK by any chance?

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>>washing your hair everyday
>>using hair products
>>tying your hair and other stupid shit
>enjoy balding at 20

>>65871055
on the contrary, my hair is much less greasier than when I used to shampoo regularly

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i haven't showered, bathed or brushed my teeth in 6 years

>>65871010
>going from mid-ireland to london in 4 minutes

don't think that visualisation is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ep5pQVgU-o

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

cmon malta

What's the latest on Lickdicki lads?

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787

couldn't care less about international soccer

fuck off and choke on my shit

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I said, pick up the SOAP

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>>65871126
dirty mare!

>>65871100
You're still a black son in a white world. The media tells you everywhere what is ideal. There's no escaping it and now, no erasing that which is etched into your being.
No chains yet, You will always feel a guest in someone else's home.

post more plane crash cockpit voice recorders

this one let his teenage son pilot the plane briefly and it went out of control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4

>>65871254
t. someone had the opposite opinion prior to iceland vs england

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planefu

>>65871266
This is the average post on /brit/, whereas on /cum/, we have daily philosophical discussions.

>>65871227

seattle in the background isn't it

People keep staring at me whenever I walk around outside

I don't understand it lads

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>couldn't care less about international soccer

>>65871296
why dont you go there then

need me a baff n fahetters made by mumma, are best

>>65871320
me too

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>>65871308
yep

Top 3 worst posters

1. Train wanker
2. Plane wanker
3. Lisicki

post a picture of an airbus a320 please

going on one soon

>>65871324
>America
>Not policing the world
And starting with this thread.

>>65871288

https://youtu.be/oZIjh7d7JmQ?t=29m28s

>>65871365
keep in mind there's MULTIPLE train and plane wankers

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all me

Rate today's food

>Mcdonalds breakfast
>Chip butty
>Scrambled egg
>Sweet and sour chicken with fried rice

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>>65871377

>>65871428
had a thought come out of this

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>all the possession and chances
>no goal

browsing normie twitter lads
very depressing

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>>65871320
Yeah same

Then you get really self-conscious about how you're walking and start moving weirdly.

Fuck

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>>65871377

>>65871430
chip what

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>football

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i shower twice a day and brush my teeth after every meal

>>65871467
I come back look straight into the mirror and try to find why, never see anything out of the ordinary

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>>65871377
.

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>>65871515
Yes?

The only really bad thing you can say about Tony Blair was that he followed the yanks into Iraq and even then it was probably better than the alternative

>>65871521
Hey fatty bum bum

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>>65867866
>taxes
>the government should force you to donate

>>65871521

I can't even open this without my browser shitting itself

Planes i've been on IIRC: 737, 757, 767, 777, A320, A380, CRJ900

Hello Brits
Are you sad about losing your EU citizenship?

>>65871588
wish saddam was still alive. he was a good lad

>>65871624
No he wasn't

>>65871607
>A380, CRJ900
billionaire

>>65871618
no merkel
go away