/brit/

karen

why couldn't that have been me

*teleports in front of janny*
heh... you thought you could delete this thread... think again..

>>65872207
>those trashy, 16 year old tier tattoos
dire
can tell she isn't too bright

>>65872198
tad gay

catholics btfo

>>65872248
i am a bender and enjoy willies in my bum

>>65872210
you dare challenge the might of a god?

*submits ban request*

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>Sleep in and wake up late
>Tired 5 hours later
>Never happens when I wake up early with less sleep

Ah yes

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Anonymous 10/08/16(Sat)12:30:51 >>65872144

>>65872052
Do you think you'd pull an Anderson Cooper and go Silver Fox?

Do you think you'd pull an Israel and go into fully shekeling mode?

>>65872207
Cara de trava

mate called me really upset last night saying he's back on the painkillers. He takes a lot of them every night then drinks. Dunno how to help him really

>>65872151
Hey janny if you are here i just wanted to say fuck you stop deleting our threads, there is nothing fucking wrong about oil paintings of royal family you sick fucking cunt

>>65872298
what is oversleeping

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found a potential gf

>>65872301
delete this image mate.

might discover the meaning of life 2bh lads

need a few pointers though

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if you lived in Africa, would you be the ones hopping on a boat over to Europe? or the ones selling the boats and life jackets


I'd be the latter, living like a king

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-37560841

Me on the right

>>65872324
fuck off roach

>>65872343
tip: its between a woman's legs

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me

looking for attractive girls on twitch

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[doesn't delete the image he asked to be deleted]

Are you held accountable for sexually assaulting burglars in Britain? Assuming no communicable diseases

Also how did /brit/ deal with the soul crushing lesbianism of Cara?

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>>65872336
>9gag

>>65872325
What's a good number of hours to sleep then

I got around 9

>Breakfast
Eaten after 07:00 but before 09:30

>Lunch
Eaten after 12:00 but before 14:00

>Tea
Eaten after 18:00 but before 19:30

If you disagree with this, you are a paki.

>>65872248
it's not gay if you wear stockings and suspenders.

I fucking hate Trump, he's clearly a retard, but it's embarrassing how much the fucking BBC hate him.

Any fucking opportunity they slam out article after article in hours, yet Hilary Clinton's emails get barely any attention and are nowhere near as leading or critical.

The BBC is embarrassing.

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me again

>>65872343

first you need to remove all imprints and conditioning so you can expose your mind to true unfiltered reality

>>65872462
what if you get up at 2pm, eat food at 4pm and then at 10pm?

>>65872439
>Also how did /brit/ deal with the soul crushing lesbianism of Cara?

its not like i have a shot with her anyway

would rather imagine her having sex with another hot girl than getting pounded by some normie celebrity cunt

>>65872460
no more than 8

and it has to be at good hours, 10/11-6/7 is ideal

>>65872439
doing anything to burglars aside from allowing them to burgle and presenting your boipucci is against the law

Cara is an annoying twig and not my type of girl

>>65872481
me on the boat
(sincerely hope everyone on the plane was okay)

>only 2-0 up

pathetic 2bh. should be 7-0

>>65872481
*jumps on the slide*
weeeeeeeeeeee
*breaks spine on the rocks*

>>65872439
>soul crushing lesbianism of Cara
She's just a meme and not a looker so I don't care.

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comfy

>>65872462
breakfast eaten at 6:30

lunch at 1-1:30

DINNER at 18:00

>>65872507
redditt

used to think that you had to exit the plane and go down on one of those slides while the plane was still flying

hahahahaha

>>65872429
fuck you mick cunt I'd fucking squash you like the insect you are

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>>65872527

>>65872555
>Dinner

Someone exterminate this dirty runt.

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watching some e sports

>>65872563
haha same

i used to think the slides were super long

>>65872563
has anyone even used it

>tea
>tea

what is wrong with northerners

>>65872587
>Tea

someone put this poortherner down a mine

>>65872563
>>65872608
howling

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>>65872608
>>65872563

>>65872590

>Top donation is 500 dollars


Fuck me, why don't these losers literally just go to pornhub? I don't get it

been listening to some arab music and it's pretty good 2bh

am I a wanted man now?

i voted for brexit and I'm on my 3rd video game of the year

>ey'up duck *clobbers wife* where's me tea? where's me bread n dipping *knocks out daughter* aahm goin down t'pob

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any memes

philosophical problems are simply language puzzles and do not reflect a deeper reality

>>65872651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKmKABlgprM

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>>65872494
>>65872501
>>65872527
Thank you for your generous responses despite the established racial dynamic towards blacks on this forum

This is my parting gift, a Sudanese English gal freed from the clutches of the impervious Islamic disease

>>65872498
I will take your advice on board and try to wake up earlier on weekends and see if I fair better

>>65872669
literally -LITERALLY- don't understand how anyone can call it anything other than a roll

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god doesn't exist

or does he?

>>65872651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCGzi9Wz8U0

White people made good arab music back in t' day.

>>65872669
those are batch-cobs, a standard bread roll is called a barmcake

>>65872651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8be8zBJWDJw

>""""FOOT""""ball

>scores by a header

>>65872684
you're very welcome, Best Sudan.

>>65872698
good

maybe i'll give you a reward if you improve x

>>65872703
depends
what is god?

>>65872151
Harrington was in jail?

>>65872703
he does who made the universe u absolute pilloch

>>65872716
most of them probably have about as much brains as a foot!

- Barry M, putney

Hello brits. Can you tell me when I have to use the verb "have" in these cases

For example:
>I met this guy in this place

Can I say

>I've met this guy in this place

or

>Two years ago, I've met this guy in this place

This is just a single example but I often hesitate. Do you even care if I put it or not?

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Choco Leibniz > Choco Digestives > Jaffa Barms

Need a bf desu

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>>65872703
http://bibviz.com/

>>65872792
this isn't a fucking english class jacques fuck off

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>>65872802
>Jaffa Barms

>>65872802
this

>>65872792
>Do you even care if I put it or not?
no jus b urself :)

>>65872802
absolutely factually incorrect

>>65872802
>Choco Leibniz
Rasheed

>>65872792
they're all fine

Instead though, swap the first 'this' with 'a'.

I've met a guy in this place

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I might go pro one day

haven't been to the gym in well over a month

can feel my muscles shrinking

>>65872802
correct

Choco Leibniz are the best biscuits sold in Britain

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>>65872716
Clive Tyldesley just reminded me what part football became outrageous to me.

>Rooney's tackle on Malty man
>–"but in 2016 that's a fowl, Glen."
HE WAS THE 1-ST MAN TO THE BALL, it's not fucking ballet.

>>65872641
Baffles me an' all

>>65872904
awful feel

Never smokes, Doesn’t drink, Doesn’t do drugs, Omnivore, Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them,

>>65872792
you'd just say "I met this guy in this place" rather "I've"

got called a little legend in the tescos car park when I downed a whole packet of mcvities

Is Trump done lads?

>>65872792
>I've met this guy in this place
sounds slightly odd, but it's possible in the context of a story, so for instance if you were saying "so i'm on a night out, right, and i've met this guy in this place". You can tell stories in the present tense and people will understand, but it's very informal.
>Two years ago, I've met this guy in this place
this one doesn't make sense. You'd say "two years ago i met this guy in this place". Unfortunately I can't really fully describe in words why this one is wrong but it is.

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>Young Married Teacher Gets Taken Home by Student: 3 Days Of Torture And Rape To Turn This Beautiful Wife Into A Slave Pet Anri Okita

>>65872792
>I met this guy
Is fine.

>>65872792
>I met this guy in this place

Is the best one.

>I've met this guy in this place
Works if you're telling a story to someone as if its happening. It's more slang like
>So now I've met this guy right, and he says to me you're a right cunt

>>65872792
>meeting guys
bender lamo

>>65872792
>meeting guys
Fuck off poof

>>65872950
I don't think so cause I don't think the people who'd vote him would be arsed about those comments to be h
Anyway
>yank politics
foy

Emirates Airbus A380 Taxiing and BREATHTAKING Take Off from Dubai Intl. [OMDB]

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>Meet the absolute perfect girl
>Even the way we meet is perfect
>It's like God Himself has been monitoring my dreams and thoughts for years and has manifested them into reality
>She has a boyfriend

There is a God. He is not benevolent.

got one of them new fivers lads

they are FUCKING SHIT

Plane wanker loves his fucking planes

>>65873083
they're good

>>65873058
An-225 > A380 any fucking day

>>65872367
I'd be the one causing the ruckus 2bh

Might proclaim myself a god and have people worship my bollocks or something

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wew

trying to look up some rice recipes but all i can find is pretentious billionaire shit

no, i will not be buying the 15 ingredients needed for this dish

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>Clive Tyldesley just reminded me what part football became outrageous to me.

>>Rooney's tackle on Malty man
>>–"but in 2016 that's a fowl, Glen."
>HE WAS THE 1-ST MAN TO THE BALL, it's not fucking ballet.

Lads I seriously think I'm going mad. Every time I go into my kitchen I think about killing the Jews. I don't know how it started but my kitchen just triggers these thoughts now, it's associated with them. Like I might go in to make a cup of tea with no thoughts of genocide in my innocent head but then I catch myself sunging a little song as it might be (to the tune of "here we go") "Kill the JEWS, kill the JEWS, kill the JEEEEWWs, kill the Jews, kill the Jews, kill the Joooo-hooos". I have no idea how this started but it's specifically in the context of my kitchen. I am a kitchen anti-semite only. What can I do?

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>I am having difficulty reconciling this truth!

>>65873056
>people who'd vote him
but they are not enough to win it for him, he needs more women, Romney still lost with a majority of women who had 3-rd level of ed.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/feb/19/number-of-suicides-uk-increases-2013-male-rate-highest-2001

the lads are dying
likely that a /brit/poster checked out of the hotel ever since this general first appeared on this board

>>65873101
no mate, they're made of shit material like fucking monopoly money and it's absolutely TINY

any news on tim?

>>65872336
Three red flags in that page alone

diagnosis sick cunt

on pills for it now

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need a twitch gf

Any lads make it on the dab cam at Wembley?

whats the difference between r/news and r/worldnews?

they both seem to report on both US and international news stories with largely the same right-wing tint

>>65873192
he's gone missing

got diagnosed with love sickness

been prescribed... you...

>>65873225
Read this as "witch" as was infinitely more interested than I was after I opened the image and realised what you'd actually said.

>WHEN SOMEONE SAYS AMERICANS DON'T HAVE CULTURE
UHHHHH TRY AGAIN SWEETHEART ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5YzMhhAmw

>>65873262
me on the left

>>65873122

have stood on that exact spot

>>65873225
why?

she just does that for money

whatever her personality on there is, is simply a persona to attract nerds like you to give her free shit

its like saying "need a prostitute gf"

>>65873225
Is she a good bass player?

t. a band that needs a bass player

https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/10/05/the-developing-world-thinks-hitler-is-underrated-duterte-world-war-ii-nazi-politics/

is the third world right?

>>65873314
>she's only attractive for the internet

What are your thoughts on this lad?

https://eroshare.com/587fkkz8

>>65872868
I guess they may be all correct but it probably depends of the context

>>65872941
Okay but I was just wondering why, because I've seen some cases where it's necessary to put the verb "have" even if generally it is dispensable.

>>65873006
Thanks for the useful precisions. So when I precise a particular date or period I can't put "I've" at all? And generally it is also inappropriate.

>>65873023
I think I'll always use this one yes

>>65873029
Thanks, I get it now

>>65873043
>>65873054
That was just an example lads, I (ve?) never met anyone for a long time.

>>65872855
I don't want to be illiterate >:(

Thanks for all the answers anyway. I think I'll avoid "I've" from now on, I'm just used to it since you generally have to phrase like this in French.

>>65873356
Haha

thinking about the last time it snew

what was kev's last name again

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>№65873130
great post

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These things are just getting ridiculous now.

I thought the 'alt-right' was just a yank meme?

>>65873262
>class war
>even though the country is now 80% middle class

ahh yes I will 100% scroll up and see who you @ posted

lads i just bought a £250 monitor and it's too high and only came with one stand and it's pissing me off what do i do

>>65873525
stop giving it weed

>>65873485
interesting how she can write each letter exactly the same every time, almost like it's typed or something

>>65873521
>even though the country is now 80% middle class
This country is like 50% lower class

>>65873175
its better than them being made out of linen

fucking linen not even paper

>>65873549
>LEAF/10

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really made me ponder

I'm gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

>>65873525
stand in the middle of the room, close your eyes and whisper "grow... grow..."

Update on England/Malta?

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>>65873485
Walked past an Oxfam the other day and saw a poster that said

>In 2016 you're more likely to be poor if you're a woman

I literally don't understand what it's trying to say. Poor families are more likely to have a female child?

>German push to ban combustion-engine cars by 2030 wins support

ah yes

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did I imagine it or was there darts on TV this time last week

thought it would be on again but can't see it

bit sad, thanks for reading

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>Americans complaining about this 'new fangled' chip and pin shit

>>65873555
there is no lower class any more

there's underclass, varying degrees of middle, and upper class

80% of the country is middle
15% is under, 5% is upper

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Why are all the Captcha's puzzles ridiculously long now?
Bring back the numbers on doors.
[click, click, continues to click]
>>65873244
dab?

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Give it your best lads I want to see some memes

>>65873562
linen is a great material fuck off

>>65873655
https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/784777302714355712

>>65873649
>fangled

you mean fandangled?

>>65873653
middle class is living in a nice victorian house and going on holiday in switzerland/barbados

not having a shitty new build and shopping in sainsburys

>>65873653
yank tier understanding of what middle class is.

Will be eating Belgian fries with mayonnaise and curryworsten in a bit. Need a movie to go with it.

Suggest a though provoking movie that will leave me questioning life.

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>>65873655
>Why are all the Captcha's puzzles ridiculously long now?
Because Hiro wants you to buy a pass. Are you oblivious to what goes on around here?

I hear Google gives options to how difficult you want to make your captchas too, not sure how true that is but they're definitely more difficult now than they were just a few weeks ago and it's awfully coincidental with Hiro's new push for 4chan passes what with /vip/ and everything

>>65873653
>lower/under class

WORKING
CLASS

you fucking tory

>>65872792
No one would look at you funny for saying I've in any of those situations, but they really shouldn't be there. Just stick with I for all 3.

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>got my bench up to 80 kg 5x5

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>>65873662
done

>>65873473
hot

>>65873607
2-0 to us

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BITCH
DAAAB

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>yank-lite using the word yank

reality has an irish bias

>>65873697
>middle class is living in a nice victorian house and going on holiday in switzerland/barbados
that's upper middle

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just spent the day playing old Wii games with the gf

had a particularly fun time when we played the story mode for Super Smash Bros Brawl

really comfy day

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>>65873082

>>65873735
you're not even from this country m8
you have no clue how our class system works

>>65873802
Cheers

>people think they're middle class because they own a house and a car and can afford to go to spain for a bi-yearly holiday

umm no sweeties

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>>65873082
>There is a God

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haha remember that time england played iceland in the euros

>>65873697
>having a shitty new build and shopping in sainsburys
that's lower middle

got a bit of an ATM fetish

>>65873832
see >>65873897

the silenced singer has truly been silenced now

>>65873879
yank tier reply

just put on a jumper

>>65873738
Being There

>>65873927
>>65873897
See >>65873918

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>>65873932
reminder

>>65873965
fine then, 80% of the country is lower middle class

>>65873897
>sweeties
Why is that word so condescending now

>>65873932
Wish he would tweet from his phone 2bh, but worried about him

>>65874013
women use it

>>65873387
Cheers for that m8, im on uni wifi

>>65874034
dry your eyes

if you're delusional your call will be transferred to the mothership

OFFICIAL CLASS TIERS

>bennies
underclass
>£10K - £20K
working class
>£20k - £40K
lower middle class
>£40K - £80k
middle class
>£80K+
upper middle class
>born in to money
upper class

there is no debating this

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>>65873679
if there was anyone dabbing, they didn't show it on the t.v.

(Fulham F.C. was sponsored by "dabs.com" and "Demon Internet")
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=fulham+fc+2003/04&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=476&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi314P_2cvPAhWlBcAKHftvCEIQ_AUIBigB#safe=active&tbm=isch&q=fulham+fc+2003%2F04+kit

Just switched to new captcha on Clover

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ZLS-bSFKQ

>>65874089
>money equals class
>implying you can't be a poor noble or a rich pleb

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>>65873662

>>65874105
>captcha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqJmYe5UTuE

VERY important video

haha did the man kick the ball away from the other man??

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>>65874101
>team America
>sponsored by dabs
You can't make this shit up

>>65874089
>Middle Class separate from Upper Middle Class and Lower Middle Class
Very Working Class

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Moved to a new city, lads.
How do I Make friends?

>>65874155
ya could na pay evun a duttiest gyal in brixton ta wine pon dat senpai

baka

>>65874220
what city?

>>65874220
tinder, wechat, QQ

>>65874089
>Footballers are upper middle class
Chav detected

>>65874089

yes jamie vardy and wayne rooney etc those archetypal upper middle class fellas

Kant was a dummy

sure making some things universal is bad
but sometimes making something universal for EVERYONE except me is very good.

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>>65874245
Southampton. It's okay I suppose.

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>>65874194
Next... sponsored by Dave Seaman

>>65874155
Ur willy is rubbish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxMMj1rI3Vw
fuck this cunt annoys me

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>>65874220
>I mean, it sounds better than "I drink myself to sleep every weekend, and wank to tranny porn". Which is probably a more accurate reflection of how I spend my free time.

>>65874155
kinda funny that you were mutilated at birth due to jewish subversion of your country

>>65874307
bullying is NOT tolerated here

hop up out my bed

turn my swag on

Daily reminder that you cannot consider yourself middle class unless you own 3 or more houses and at least 2 businesses

>>65874089
>tfw 21 and already climbed through underclass and working class with a total debt of $0.00

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>>65874323
Did I say that?
That sounds like something I'd say.

>>65874342
This sub is filled with middle class lads on bennies. Really makes you think...

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The gf

i still can't get over the fact that zayn left 1D. it's just devastating.

>>65874301
ah yes, solent

>>65874367
>implying you can switch through class
nah mate. this shit is determined at BIRTH

>>65874333
take a look in the mirror
said wassup
YEEAAAAA

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>class

>>65874417
turkish roach

>>65874417
pmf

>>65874323
tracking you

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%201462487325730/

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Didn't realise Thailad was so involved in 20th century European political wars

reminder that if you don't know ALL the ocado drivers in your area by name you are so far from the middle class you are but a SPECK in my vision

fuck off, grub

>>65874424
>Implying I'd ever set foot in a non-russell group university.
I moved here for a job.

>>65874430
This 2bqh

Only runty Yanks believe you can just magically switch class

Working class = labourers, servicemen, people who directly utilize their labour in a very direct way, often low pay though not necessarily (since trades can pay well) heavy focus on survival and family

Middle Class = professional class, use their labour in more vague applications, as a result they are more alienated from it. heavy focus on materialism and money.

Upper Class = noble/elite class, always had money, can work hard but everything is fairly easy anyways/more opportunities. educated and refined, from a good bloodline going way back. heavy focus on traditions and society.

>ocado

hello fatty

classism is more prominent than racism

>>65874302
Greatest GK in history senpai

Class is a meaningless concept designed to hypnotise and distract the normdroid runt insectoid hive worker-consumers. If only I work those extra hours and lease that Audi TT and tag myself sipping cocktails in Southern France I can be middle class like those people in that Daily Mail spread.

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>>65874151
>>money equals class

>>65874486
*turns around*
hm? erm next bus is in about 5 minutes mate
*turns back*

>>65874398
>sub

Hello r3ddit.

>>65874493
Hierarchy is important and good.
fluidity or class is more important than having no classes.

>>65874475
>>65874430
Well for what its worth I started off upper middle class and only started being poor when I moved out on my own after highschool

So really I'm just working my way back to where I started BUT with some hard work and determination it seems to be coming together

lads can comeone explain to me what spooks are as if they are max stirner

>>65874520
Really enjoy this meme.

He has a better life than any of us could imagine
https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/783765603681181696

>>65874458
>european political war
>world war 1

>EUROPEAN war

>WORLD war 1

>>65874258
>>65874267
>implying they're not
they could buy your life m80

>>65874569
spooks are blacks bud

who is the true runt? the one that tweets about maccies etc or the one that has dedicated his life to obsessing over him

*retreats to the rectory to ponder this further*

GARLIC BREAD?!
YOU WANT GARLIC, WITH BREAD?!

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>he doesn't rate Tesco's Vietnamese river cobbler

m8...

>>65874198
actually i'm on bennies so i'm underclass

but my dad earns £100K+ tax free so i come from an upper middle family

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>>65874569
*boo*

>>65874586
Future barratt new build couple

>>65874470
>Ocado
Used only by chavs who don't have a Waitrose in their working class Northern mining town/paki infested London borough.

The Middle Classes drive to Waitrose and do their shopping themselves. They select the finest produce by hand, carry then back to their car in hand-woven bags for life to their Mercedes and drive home to their leafy detached house with a drive and large garage.

They don't have some working class pleb with barely two GCSEs to rub together drive in a grimy van to their house and talk to them in a thick disgusting accent about what """substitutions""" they have been given? What right does he have to choose what I eat?

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>>65874569
it's a telly show mate

good one too

>>65874527
t. self-hating lower class runt

DESTROY MY BOLLOCKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Modern Britain

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Anyone seen this? Thoughts?

just sat down

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After the absurdity and eventually collapse of their empire and class system, the British have often only the most tenuous grip on any kind of credible identity.

>>65874662
how is that vietnamese in any way

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Anyone want to banter with me?

I'm trying to practive

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Normies at work can't respond when I whip out my RAW books. There's nothing in their robotic pre-programmed, X-factor/Ant & Dec/Loose Women cultural cesspit minds that even remotely equips them to converse with someone as enlightened as I.

>>65874710
*puts my foot on your balls*
*slowly put a grin on my face*
"Haha, now you've done it"
*puts pressure onto balls*
*balls splashes*
"haha woops kiddo"

>>65874677
like I said you fucking runt, I am way too busy to do my shopping myself

I have james, peter, or rupert deliver it to me, and who would not DARE deliver me substitutions lest they commit social seppuku on the spot and be taken off of my christmas card list

>>65874742
The fish comes from a river in Vietnam you emaciated little scrote.

>>65874742
t. quoc nguyen

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>>65874746
fuck you

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might make it to upper class if I keep at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

>>65874760
>*balls splashes*

what

>>65874746
FOY

>>65874723
yes
very depressing

>>65874726
didn't read a single word of this

nuke Sheffield innit

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>>65874729
>Canadian talking about another country lacking identity

believe you me buddeh

>>65874470
>live in student area
>have a big rasputin beard
>ocado driver stills wants to see my id for a few bottles of IPA
needless to say i had the runt fired

>>65874753
how long is your katana?

>he actually read my shitpost
wow thanks lad but a bit embarrassing for you t b h

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Got a new badge boyos

Waitrose is for people who can't afford M&S

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>>65874874
haha will go well next to this one

had an interesting day

>>65874860
>have a big rasputin beard

fedora

>>65874723
I fucked a girl in one of the cities it takes place in

>>65874828
>b-but we're british! we still obey the queen even though she has no real power! we're not american at all!
every time

>>65874726
mre like runtland ll

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>>65874769
>Ocado drivers are middle class

I consider myself lower upper lower class

need a poo

I don't think I want to commit suicide but every day I come closer to considering it.

>>65874860
yeah but pakis like you can grow beards like that at 8

watching that Young Married Teacher Gets Taken Home by Student: 3 Days Of Torture And Rape To Turn This Beautiful Wife Into A Slave porn someone posted about in here earlier

depraved but very good

consider myself bourgeois bohème

>>65874907
>any form of facial hair is fedora
manlet who can't grow a beard detected

>>65874882
>M&S
Tesco-tier

wonder if Stacy's mom has still got it going on

>>65874941
haha, that's a bit confusing mate

just say upper lower working class :P

>>65874801
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw

yorkshire pudding = pengaleng

>the so-called 'girlfriend' isn't replying to my messages

ah yes