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Lighting /brit/ a flame that will not extinguish edition
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me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBjKCUhY3Hc&feature=youtu.be
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reality has a kpop bias
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having a wank
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hate you all desu senpai
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Who are National Action and what do they do?
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4 cans of lilt and a 48 jaffa cakes for lunch

feel like such a runt
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>>65865270
alri mate
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>>65865281
I remember I beat IW's time back in the day, took a lot of tries but it wasn't as hard as mile high club on veteran
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getting out of bed to do a shower
ama
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Having a snapchat conversation with the potential gf

She takes a new selfie EVERY time whereas I just take a pic of the floor and write something
Am I doing this wrong?
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doing a poo on every paddy posting in this thread
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>>65865351
Is this the idiot who killed himself subway surfing?
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>>65865367
Because nobody watches your fucking show. Stop shilling
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need a trieste kelly dunn gf
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>>65865381
Nope, its the madman that climbed the London stadium/olympic stadium

cant lie I'd love to do that, they've probably beefed up security though
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>getting a haircut
>lady asks "so what's you name love?"
>reply with my full name
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>>65865353
yeah just pull silly faces and put filters on
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>>65865351
*walks up behind him*
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>got food from the chippy
>wrapped up in bed
>rain tapping on the window
>watching weird weekends

comfy
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>>65865411
"timothy james byrne flat spracklen house dukes place marlow"
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>>65865398
>british flag

primitive technology is australian you idiot
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Think I'm going to start the potential gf gimmick
/gf2016/ needs stepping up a gear
We gonna make it
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>>65865445
don't try and defend him
everyone knows it
there are even a load of republicans that hate him
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*vapes*
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might get my nigger mate to suck me off
thoughts?
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>>65865411
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Laaaaaads I'm in a fucking depressed mood again, I was happy the other day and now I'm fucking miserable.

Dunno at what point you say you're bipolar.
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>>65865511
Big black lips would probably feel good on your bellend
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>>65865348
can I join you?
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gf became very distressed when I said I wouldn't send her a video of me having a wank with my full body in view.

Bloody insane she is
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>>65865454
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matched with an absolute buffting on tinder lads
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>>65863487
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http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/family-who-fled-war-torn-middle-east-want-to-return-home-as-limerick-too-violent-424793.html

Just abit of craic lads, shitskins can't handle the banter.
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>>65865523
I'm sick of people like you
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>>65865411
>boss man delivers my takeaway
>"enjoy your meal"
>"and you"
>shut door and run upstairs
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why do we call sweaters jumpers
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>>65865523
bipolar is where you go from incredible depressive moods to insanely energetic manic moods desu

if it is anything, it'd be either just clear cut depression or unipolar disorder without mania
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>>65865523
it's more chronic depression I think
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>>65865564
Sick of myself 2bh
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why are american babies circumsized? i thought it was a christian country
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>>65865568
>u-ukip will never win the European elections
>u-ukip will never have an MP, it was just a protest vote
>w-we'll never vote to leave the EU

wonder how it must feel to be someone who parroted all of those things lmao
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>>65865543
>400 posts
you're alri
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>>65865562
Why allow them in at all?
It's a great big flag of fuck off though. Well played.
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>>65865585
because roasties think foreskins are gross
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>>65865576
Fair enough. Can't even do depression properly, what a waste of fucking space.

Was out last night and now all of my mates probably think I'm a fucking nutter because I was having fun and enjoying myself then turned into a fucking depressed cunt for no reason.

Ah what's the fucking point
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>>65865523
Ah yes bipolar disorder.

Fairly certain I have that
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so-called luxury flats
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the buffting
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>>65865627
rather have roastie foreskin than be 1/64th cherokee and 1/4th eunuch desu lad
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>>65865643
it's either that or a barat new build
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>>65865650
where
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>be in friendzone of this bird i like for an entire year
>literally nothing romantic or sexual happens
>let her stay at my house for a while becuase sh'es house hunting
>initially we respect each other's space
>then she starts inviting me to sit in bed with her
>yesterday she gets naked and instructs me to start rubber her inner thighs and tummy and massage her legs and kiss her breats
>then she wraps her legs around meso that i'm lying with my back to her tummy whilst she rubs my groin with her feet

but my penis couldn't get erect

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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almost gave someone 100 quid by accident lads
feel very silly
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ahh yes, benzos
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>>65865669
FONT
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@65865669
runt
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>>65865585
original to help prevent masturbation to be more christian or some shit.

though now it's just a fashion accessory
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>>65865650
Newtown ey
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>>65865669
should have tried harder
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It's not depression if you don't ever cry, right? Don't think I've cried since I was a kid.
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>>65865493
ultimately the choice is between a lying untrustworthy Wall Street rich liberal bitch who only exists to acquire power or an erratic rich man who took advantage of bankruptcy and skipping out on creditors and I.R.S. who will not engage Cold War II and sees the U.S. faults and does not accept the orthodoxy of Globalization.

Yeah, he's offensive to many but REMEMBER that $hillary's actions actually COST HUMAN LIVES from being a war–hawk and the incident in Benghazi.
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>>65865641
get help my m8

it can honestly just be regular depression that's triggered by certain things. alcohol is a depressant after all. I've had that happen before on a night out because of some drunken shit I thought of. I just said I was tired and slept it off.
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>>65865686
quite barbaric
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>>65865650
That's a lad. Are you all new?
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fascinating...
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>>65865669
>I TRIED SO HARD
clearly not hard enough
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>>65865692
she went for a wee
and i sat there trying to make it wake up but no joy

i started kissing her minge and licking a little bit but we started having a chat, she's off now, i don't think there is going to be another try.
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>>65865669
the lesson is never try
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>>65865726
>getting your mind warped by 4chan that much that you end up thinking every girl is a bloke
tears
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Hearty kek
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>>65865650
qt
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post examples of beautiful cladding


ps. I'm being sarcastic
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>>65865650
reminds me of Abbie off NCIS
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never had a problem getting hard
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>>65865743
It's alri lad you were just nervous

Good idea may have been to have her lie down away from you so that you kind of just start using her
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>>65865779
sharia police have been dispatched to your place of residence
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>>65865707
>I just said I was tired and slept it off.

Aye usually that works but the last little while it's just been eating away at me every other day. I've fucking started uni again, been going out and having a good time, but still I'm fucking miserable and it's fucking me up. I'm a bloke though, they don't give us shit for this sort of thing so I'll just keep to myself.

Anyway fuck it, I'll feel happy again in a day or two and forget all about feeling shit until it happens again. Kind of like a rollercoaster really.
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At the football lads
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I'm glad I installed the BBC News app. They give me the news I want to read about.
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got a decent line ready for Perri
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>>65865795
ironically i was getting hard when i was just sitting next to her. it was just in the heat of the moment, i suddenly realised my penis was not on point
>>65865798
yeah i was extremely nervous, i spent like two hours rubbing and kissing her body.

the other thing is though, that she may not have wanted me to fuck her. she was beign a bit weird, like she was sort of directing my hips away from her
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should i have been watching banshee
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>>65865804
lay off the piss for a bit, get yourself a nice routine and sort everything else out then start drinking again. drinking can make you feel great or fucking miserable depending on your current state.
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about to ring the chippy here


what do you all want
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>>65865411
at the points store the other day and the cashier asked me if i had a points card and i said "no thank you"
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Just sent the potential gf a risky ugly snap

Worried
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>>65865849
honestly mate just talk directly to her
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>#BANSHEE
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>>65865815
me on the left
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>>65865533
footage like that could end a man
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>>65865862
A gf
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>tfw called some american guy a nigger on a game
>he was actually black and got super mad

hmmm
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>>65865793
Ahh yes so-called (((modernist))) architecture
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>>65865765
That's a man Pierre.
19 year old grills don't know what men want like 19 year old lads looking for attention. You're an innocent cunt not understanding that.
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>>65865815
comfy
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>>65865905
that's just northern cities

poor architects and developers with no experience
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>>65865834
peri peri is good on chicken, is perri perri good on dicken hahahahahahaha
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>>65865881
she was changing her mind and stuff.

she didn't want to do anything to me. actually i think what threw me off balance was i was rubbing her pussy and then came up and went to kiss her on the cheek and she said 'no'

so i was a bit unsure of what was going on. she also kept mentioning 'crossing lines of friendship'

it was a really nervewracking experience, my heart was pumping like craszy
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doing a going to this
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>>65865941
pretty close tbqh
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>>65865871
one asked how i was and I said "hello"
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No freshers from Clare College Cambridge turn up for 'compulsory' consent workshop - http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articles/37576073

Kek
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literally built in the third guy, could take any of you second guys without even fucking trying
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>>65865905
it's more like Structural Expressionism. but really there are good examples of all styles. so it doesn't fit with any. it's just cheap.
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*puts cayenne in your dinner*

"Enjoy!"
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listening to outkast
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Going to watch some depressing movies so I can feel worse lads

wahey
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>>65865960
still reckon you should talk to her lad
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>>65865941
we all know perry the platypus, but I want to know if perri's got that fatti puss

combo with a gif of perry the platypus
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sup muchachoes
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In the bookies lads. Quick, what should I bet on?
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>>65865964
hahaha GOOD lad
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choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX5zrPoZoM
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>>65866003
good lad, what's on the roster?
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>>65865930
>>65865983
Should be illegal to purposely build such shit buildings
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>>65865270
luddie!
why didnt you tell me youre a video producer`?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkjAah1_bG8
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REALLY wish there was some sort of residential type of area in between suburbs and farms
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>even liveleak have turned against trump

howling. the retard doesn't have a chance
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>>65866006
she's gone.

we spent the morning together, i said to her, that it doesn't affect anythign and that i really enjoyed it but i felt a bit weird, because i didn't quite feel ready for it.

She was feeling worried that i was going to start treeating her differently or that it would be weird and was half regretting it.

But we calmed each other down and we were just chilling today before i sent her off.
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>>65866034
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind first. Maybe Synecdoche NY afterwards. After that I'm not sure. Happy for suggestions though.

If I don't want to top myself by the end of the night I've failed.
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>>65866068
I live in one Tbh, comfy as fuck
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>>65866070
hmm
at least you got to touch her titty
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>>65866088
fucking hate eternal sunshine Tbh

watch the Wrestler
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Listening to MJ Cole's “Cut to the chase”.
I can't tell if it's my c.d. player that's dodgy of the disk, I needed to skip a couple of tracks, fukin' 'ell.
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social relations you build while pinged aren't quite the same when ur normal innit
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>>65866104
yeah
2bh on the one hand i feel a bit ashamed that i couldn't get hard and i squandered perhaps my last chance to fug her

on the other i'm buzzing that she found me attractive this entire time, and she was literally getting wet by my hand and mout
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>>65866132
I like it. Plus it's available on prime video.

Never watched the Wrestler, I'll give it a go.
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>google your hometown + anime
>look at all the cute introverted shy weeb girls who you could've boyfriended and taken their virginity just by spouting some japanese shit at them
>cry because you're too old now
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>>65865980
>tfw fourth guy
come to my ocean planet and say that to my face you frosty cunt
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>>65866046
tbf that's a drawing. the real one will look much much worse when its covered in dirt
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>>65866165
taking a girl's virginity is shit
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>>65866103
what do they call it over there (that type of zoning)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2haTOfiy2o
bangin choon right here
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alri
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>>65866207
no it's not you actual cuck
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>got a peugeot 207 like 4 months ago
>display flashes "rear sidelight faulty"
>go to change it
>it's the most ballache thing in the world, need to unscrew 2 stiff as fuck bolts with my bare hands, remove the whole fucking light unit just to do one bulb

swear they do this shite just so retards have to go to a dealership. on my golf VW golf it was about as easy as changing a normal fucking lightbulb
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>>65866210
not really sure, commuter belt? semi-rural? not a clue mate

it's just a little town, more like a village actually, pretty middle class that's got a train line to London but surrounded by farmland
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CHUOOON LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
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>>65866165
genuinely didn't know we had weebs here

like nobody at school watched that shit
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>>65866212
>french
>nasheed

Hmm nothing out of the ordinary I guess
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>>65866233
yes it is
fuck off back to the Trump general
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>being under the age of 35 and living in a suburb or worse

JUST
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>>65866165
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>>65866029
That's beautiful.
Was Ardoyne then deep in the East, maybe. Thompson's Garage and up Black's mountain.
Crying a wee bit
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>>65866302
hmm yes putting my penis in a hole that has had 3 dicks in it before is not cuckold behaviour
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>>65866260
>i will never live in a british semi-rural town
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[bets on running horsies]
[doesn't even have a single clue about the gee–gees]
mmmm...
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>>65866235
peugeots are utter shite. cheap to buy and expensive af to maintain.
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>>65866207
it's quite good but only when you're a virgin too
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>>65866210
New towns
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>>65866370
>New towns
wake me up inside
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>>65866332
mate you haven't actually fucked let alone fucked a virgin
they can't fuck, they bleed and they get attached
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>people who say "new" like "noo" and not "nyoo"

kys yank/chav nignog
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gonna record myself singing a song for the missus lads

gonna post on here so you can give feedback alright?
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>>65866332
guys that want to fuck virgins want to fuck them for the notch in their belt. no one wants to fuck a virgin for actual pleasure, if you wanted that then you gun for semen demons
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>>65866335
this is it

I really like it but I can't see myself living here forever
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>>65866398
it's comfy
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>>65866400
>>65866428
got a small willy though
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virgins are only good for losing your virginity
single digit girls are serious gf material
well traveled girls are hookups/casual gf's but you cheat on them
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>>65866415
>not saying it like nuwe
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>>65866432
Literally DOXXED
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got this suggested on le ol faye boocc
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>>65866460
elite opinion
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Proper toon
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Business idea: after taking a girl's virginity have sex with her again
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>>65866470
:/
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Why do Cex shops smell like BO ?
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wearing white jeans atm lookin good feelin fine gonna get a drink w my lad hit that reply button if you up 100 100
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>>65866502
mate I took a girl's virginity earlier this year and it took us 3 nights to actually fit my willy in her
she fell in love with me too
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>>65866537
Never visited one
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Proper toon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw
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Just started learning the guitar, lads. Think I might play in a fingerpicking style. What are some songs good for learnin' on the guitar?
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>>65866554
living the dream la
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>>65866029
He's Shankill. She's Poleglass. Westies.
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>>65866460
the well travelled changes person to person imo

I reckon I'd be alright dating a gril who'd fucked like 15 guys before I'm gonna be like hmm no thanks
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>>65866549
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>>65866537
goal gf in the middle
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>>65866577
woah

hey guys
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Don't know what to say to the potential gf
Think this conversation dies here

Will take a couple hours to do a thing and then try rekindle it
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>>65866478
fat cunt
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>>65866584
it was total shit
fucked an absolute slut recently and the sex was amazing
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>>65866554
very nice work my man
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Intellectual food for thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxN4nKk2cfk

You may only listen to this if your pineal gland is 100% decalcified
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>>65866602
fuck off and get a life.

never put your eggs in a basket when it involves a girl, they will fuck you over.
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>>65866537
customers and employees
t. shop at cex
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>>65866577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFtvvfbFMLk
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>>65866646
lots of shops have customers and employees
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>fuck off and get a life.

>never put your eggs in a basket when it involves a girl, they will fuck you over.
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Reminder to ignore the tripfag despite his desperate pleas for attention

If you even so much as mention him you are giving him exactly what he wants
(even this post is too much tbqhwy)
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>>65866674
Yeah and the shops smell like the employees and the customers
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>>65866699
/thread
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>he counted his chickens before fertilising the eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veAIHDGghP4
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>Lisicki tries to put his bollocks in too

no wonder he's still a virgin
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>>65866612
Listen up, runt. Had you a smidge of decorum, you wouldn't have opened your mouth and embarassed yourself in front of I, the Lord of here. Now please, shut your piehole before my hand is forced.
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>>65866165
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new drink idea: 4 parts water to 1 part HP sauce
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>>65866751
shame people like this didn't get crushed at hillsborough
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>>65866712
Greggs smells of bread
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reckon I could easily batter kev
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Getting my daily dose of coronation street
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>the girls itt are being forced to play along to all this talk about fucking whores so they don't reveal that they are girls
cucked
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an south asian drug dealer that could have easily stolen £100 off me literally handed me the money back out the window and explained that he wan't the lad i owed it to, and also sold me a nicer 20 bag than the guy i was meant to be meeting

some o them folks are alri i say
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>>65866735
I reiterate
fat cunt
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>>65866774
like fuck any girls are here.

and good, they just fuck up shit anyways by being histrionic whores
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new drink idea: alcoholic shots that taste like KFC gravy
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American toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPPFRgXfgk
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>>65866769
You'd be on the ground in fucking seconds mate
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>>65866537
>wolves top
confirmed lad tbqhwy
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>>65866774
>the girls itt
please don't tell me you unironically believe this
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>>65866772
good lad
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>>65866804
I could put you to sleep with one punch you little twat
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>>65866779
>buying weed from pakis
It was haze wasn't it
>>
>>65866765
>greggs
saw a guy being racist in there once
called him out on it i did
>>
>>65866769
>yeah? come on then son let's fucking av ya
>>
>>65866840
>replying to it
stupid frog
>>
>>65866849
what'd you say
>>
>>65866849
what did you call him?
>>
>>65866877
that he's racist
>>
>>65866849
*pantomime crowd*
tell us what happened lad
>>
>>65866879
racist
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-qtxUzeFnM

Open this link ONLY if you're redpilled enough
>>
>>65866787
Shan't be corresponding with you henceforth, you spineless nerd. I bid you adieu before you worsen your social standing among your fellow serfs.
>>
anyone else weirded out by the fact that men and women don't look all that different. . it seems like animals don't have this confusion.
>>
>>65866893
>>65866883
in greggs?
>>
>>65866772
Haven't watched Corrie in a long time. When did this python syphon join?
Also isn't Helen 'Mudshark' Flannagan coming back?
>>
>>65866765
because it's a bakery lad
places that cook food smell like food.
>>
got called rasheed in oddbins lads
>>
>>65866892
he was being racist
>>
>>65866883
ye but why
>>
>>65866911
yeah in greggs
>>
>>65866857
See this quite a lot with those SWAT-type police with only half full magazines. Wonder why they do this. I know in the British Army they advise soldiers only to put 28 rounds in the SA-80 magazine rather than the full 30 because it massively reduces magazine stoppages, but not literally half empty.
>>
>>65866896
fat arse
>>
>>65866921
he was being racist
>>
>>65866915
fucked it
>>
>doesn't rate the Growlers as the defining band of the generation

lol try again sweetie :) xx
>>
>>65866913
restaurants dont smell of food until the food comes out the kitchen
>>
once I took a shit outside
>>
>>65866733
kek
>>
>>65866984
literally glass yourself cunt
>>
>>65866984
woah
really makes u think
>>
might go to the shops. what should i get
>>
>>65866941
asked on /k/ for you mate
>>
>>65866948
in greggs?
>>
>>65867031
cornetto
>>
>>65867031
bf
>>
>>65867031
gf
>>
>>65867039
yeah it was in greggs
>>
3rd wank of the day was the quickest and most powerful orgasm
>>
rubbing ointment on my penile gland
>>
been doing drugs mainly in my room by myself for about 15 hours now lads
>>
>>65866415
>>65866468
>not pronouncing it "nieuw" /niu̯/
>>
Lost my virginity in year 10 I reckon I'm only alpha male in these threads
>>
>>65867040
yank says summat good once
>>
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>>65867031
a clue
>>
>>65867062
how's that going
>>
bunghole is geppin
>>
>>65867097
ouch
>>
>>65867088
do people really think the EU even has a decade left in it?
>>
once did a pill and my eyes were stuck in the back of my head the whole night

gave the ol brain a good inspection haha
>>
Can somebody check when the next train from Preston to Manchester is, please?
>>
>>65867088
hahaha yeah just revoke those COFFIN DODGERS right to vote.

why yes, theresa may assuming the position of pm is a miscarriage of justice
>>
>>65867062

very good lad
>>
belles montagnes et mer
>>
>>65867131
1509
>>
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hate the tories

not a leftist or anything

they're proper authoritarian and keep vying for more goverrnment more banning shit more monitorign
>>
>pound crashing
>Trump campaign ending
Why did kek forsake us?
>>
for the lad asking about guns, your answer is here

>>>/k/31602409
>>
>>65867168
british libertarian party when
>>
Not interested in any of the cultural garbage that fascinates the larval normdroids
>>
don't quite understand the demography of this general

seems to be a third neets/students, a third call centre tier runts, and a third with proper sick well paying important jobs

why would the last group post here at all
>>
>>65867166
>a boys' camp
rather sexist
>>
>he "REiterates"
>>
>>65867166
*revs industrial sized microwave*

hop in kids
>>
>>65867101
s'alri

went to the bank this morning though, pure banter
>>
>>65867213
replace the final group with neets and you're right.

the billionaires are just temporary visitors if they'r even real.
>>
>>65867213
it's a thread of shit talking with no substance, minimal intellectual strain and relatively friendly banter

good fun desu
>>
>>65867232
what happened yout
>>
>>65866437
new towns are literally the cancer of britain

surprised the government hasn't demolished them
>>
>>65867213
I'm a student that works at a call centre but my parents are rich and pay for a lot of my shit
which group am I in lad
>>
>>65867070
Love your filenames, lad
>>
>>65867284
t. never been to livingston
>>
>>65867213
because it's top fun and some of you lads are good
>>
>>65867296
student
>>
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fucking starving lads, the dominos man needs to hurry up
>>
>>65867088
Haha maybe the old people are doing it for the younger generations future hmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
>>
Hope Hillary has another stroke soon
>>
>>65867296
bourgeois
>>
>>65867352
>pizza
>to satisfy hunger

hahahaha kys runt
>>
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>>65867322
how comfy.
>>
>3pm already
fucks sake
better make myself some breakfast and go get my hair cut before they close
>>
Going to Newcastle away with the lads
Gonna be a right good pissup
>>
>>65867296
the group first to be lined up at the wall la'
>>
>>65867131
15:30 on Jan. 5th, 2017
>>
>>65867168
Fly to Ireland. That's how England used to look. We're ruined. Fly back into Birmingham and go for a piss. Congratulations, you've visited Pakistan. Look outside when you fly in. Note the nationality of the jets outside. No do it.
>>
>>65867394
remember when the girl you liked fucked someone else
>>
>international break
just kill me
>>
>>65867352
>dominos
runt life
>>
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>>65867379
>>
Going to be sick lads... Not a fan of this nausea
>>
this thread should be /brit/ + /ausnz/
>>
Bulking season boys

just ate a massive plate of Iskender kebab and rice down the local Turkish

was nang
>>
>>65867414
hahaha
>>
>>65867414
i don't actually remember it.
>>
>>65867438
filtered
>>
>>65867421
yeah that looks terrible

everything's too far away
>>
>>65867414
Kek
>>
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>>65867458
>>
>>65867430
>not getting lahmacun & pide

literal runt

>>65867421
living nightmare
>>
mattyboy's analysis of archery
interesting read

http://imgur.com/a/VEWWm
>>
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ex gf moved out of state and started posting preggo pictures on facebook, then suddenly stopped posting preggo pictures on facebook

Me on my way to Tijuana
>>
>>65867494
why are you angry at ludford again, something to do with a meetup?
>>
>>65867494
post rare ludfords
>>
why are retail parks so comfy
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475885925231.webm
>>
need my face sat on
>>
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>>65867300
>>
fun fact: if you go to a remote region of ireland and you're english, they'll smash your head in
>>
>>65867589
retail parks are cancer to traditional welsh towns.
>>
>>65867589
they really aren't
>>
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>>65867549
yes

>>65867569
>>
>>65867605
fun fact: if you go to anywhere region of ireland and you're muslim, they'll suck your head in
>>
>>65867589

abysmal places
>>
>>65867599
*dangles bollocks over your mouth*
*lets out a smelly wet malt liquor fart*
>>
>>65867663
>it comes out as liquid because you're a yank
>>
>>65867649
Is ludders from Wolverhampton or Birmingham?
>>
>period between 1965 and 1990 is the same time span as 1991 to 2016

LADS HELP
>>
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britain before WW2
>>
just got back from the barbers lads, looking pretty smoooooth if I may say so myself
>>
>>65867605
no they won't
>>
unironically gonna get ludders fired if he posts kpop on more time
>>
>>65867714
thought this was one of your exaggerating frog posts but shit
>>
>>65867714
i'll fucking kill you m7 don't say this kind of stuff
>>
Need to ride out to the shops for some food and smokes and things but I can't be bothered so I guess I'll just starve 2bh
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475902209202.webm
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>>65867714
Much as I wan'to, I can't turn back time.
>>
need a baby
>>
>>65867749
they will

used to bully all the soft english fairys in my school
>>
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>>65867777
>m7
>7777
>>
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>>65867649
>why are you angry at ludford again, something to do with a meetup?

did you actually think he was going to meet up with you?
>>
why are girls so small and cute
>>
>>65867866
>>65867866
>>65867866
Virus do not click
>>
Business idea: Universal food delivery service. Just tell them what you want from anywhere offering carryout and they'll go get it for a delivery fee.
>>
>>65867799
that's a bit rude
>>65867842
checked
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