/brit/

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korean pop

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>>65859523
no you

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karren tbqh lads

>>65859525
Why do girls pretend to like 4chan?

Imagine combining the Barratt homes, Deano, HR and BMW 118d gimmick all into one

Blimey

how to find a weed dealer and/or a mandem in a new country?

t. brit

>£3000
>ate sushi from a corner shop
>got a hug

still crease at the thought

>>65859591
*irons you out*

>>65859495
get your mate to help you with your form, or if he doesn't squat then get a personal trainer to help

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT ramp up the weight until your form is correct

you're only going to injure yourself and your squats won't be as effective at building strength/muscle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kawBY5p29fQ

great video by rippletits on squat

my squat form was bad too when I started but I just remember

>keep the back straight
>push the chest out
>keep the weight on the back/middle of your foot, not no the toes
>ALWAYS go below parallel

godspeed x

>>65859590
>go to a club
>find a roadman (or your country's equivalent)

>>65859629
The fuck is a roadman?

I don't like clubbing and im poor

/brit/ meet in japan when?

>bread
fucking shit
>toast
amazing


how lads

>>65859645
street dealer?

Unironically had sex last night lads. Like, a lot.

>>65859647
Tomorrow

>Trunt

Can't believe noone has done this ine before

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>gf is a batshit, insecure, emotionally stunted etc
>but also hot and often cute
>don't want to leave her
>she doesn't want to leave me

It's terror

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>>65859590
Wouldn't know, illicit drugs are practically nonexistent in this country

*repeatedly lifts weights up before putting them down again*
without doubt this is a meaningful use of the limited time i have on this earth
*tips monster energy drink cap*

>>65859645
>I don't like clubbing and im poor
fuck off then

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>>65859665
bit short notice

Business idea: quit your job

>>65859655
now I understand...

*relights your fire*

>>65859676
why

think I'll snag the first YANK post tyvm

>>65859512
>you don't eat it all in one go you fucking melt, space out your meals, force yourself to eat

yeah obviously that's what I was doing but felt like a bloated shit all the time while maintaining my weight, honestly considered seeing a doctor for a while.

still trying to consume more, do lots of cardio to improve my appetite

*kindles anew your wood*

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literally do not understand why people wouldn't life

>makes you feel better about yourself
>makes people respect you more
>intimidates people more
>makes you more attractive to girls
>keeps you fit
>makes you harder to kill

seems like a real no-brainer to me

Business idea: stay inside and hide from the sun

>>65859645
>The fuck is a roadman?

FOY

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I kind feel bad that she peaked at like 13

>>65859712
>do cardio to improve my appetite

you are a fucking mong

cardio burns calories

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>>65859732
Apologise

>>65859718
I choose life tb h

>>65859670

we all die and turn to dust so it doesn't really matter what you do in life, if you enjoy it, who cares?

>>65859727
Fuck off Hans. Born and bred British and never heard that shit before in my life. I'm assuming it's some Londonistan niggerspeak

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>>65859732

>>65859722
mmm ye i gon be gettin me all up in dat booty nam sayin

>>65859726
>tfw you moved from sealevel to 1000m up
>sun burns twice as fast

>>65859718
I doing some life right now mate, id be dead otherwise ha

>>65859734
this makes me sad for him :(

>>65859760
>Born and bred British

sure
don't shart yourself now

>>65859732
if she wasnt a celebrity getting professional hair and makeup done she'd be pretty meh

>try to do squats
>bottom part of foot right under the ankle slowly rises as i go down every time
hmm yes

Reckon we should all start calling Trump "Trunt" from now on to fuck with the yank lads.

>>65859760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjqfKJEJSKQ

>>65859757
jimmy saville followed that exact philosophy

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>>65859569

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thoughts?

>>65859569

youve talked to a girl before? what was it like?

>>65859718
Lmao thought this was some proper deep shit about suicide.

Then I realised it's just some gym runt who can't spell.

>>65859757
hmm sorry sweetie each second you're not rotting away in a chair looking at a screen you're a poopy head

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>>65859785
*bombs Dresden*

>>65859782
poor chap just wants to make some friends
>iktf

Can you imagine knowing that a generation of men compare your sexuality as an actress with what it was when you were 13. No wonder Jodie Foster's a lezzer

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Any idea on when Arthur the king of ALL britons will be back ?

>>65859749
ffs don't get so worked up over gymming
i'm not some dicklet who's trying to get muscles to compensate, I do swimming cardio because I generally want to be healthier and if I gain weight than that's a good sign, if not tough
don't think stuffing myself to the point of physical discomfort is good for my health,

>>65859802
So as expected a roadman is definitely not white and confined to southern shitholes like London

>>65859834

that's not funny, white people died

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>>65859841
s-soon

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>nuff said

>>65859839
I hope he was just early and actually had a good night, and that this was taken out of context.

>>65859860
German scum died.

>>65859525
On dit littérature pas "literature". Connard d'anglo.

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>that's not funny, white people died

sorry lads, forgot to get the stuff you wanted while I was out haha

>>65859793


Poor ankle mobility or hip impingment. Weight lifting shoes have a slight heel that doesn't compress may help

the east germans had AWFUL city planning

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>>65859868
Good

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>>65859918
wtf

>>65859884
I honestly feel bad for the Krauts.

All the brainwashing, all the guilt and propaganda, those fuckers don't even have a functioning Constitution.

ever get those motivational bursts when you think 'oh yeah I'm gonna do shit loads today' then about 10 minutes later you have a crushing realisation that life is shit and you just want to stay in

going insane anyone want owt?

>>65859915
I agree my brother. When we finally finish the whites we will laugh all day at their misfortune.

the shallows is so bad how did it get made

>>65859936
I agree
its not natural to hate your own country but a lot of them seem to

>>65859936
.muh consittution

off yourself tyroen

>>65859942
about 50 times a day

The US Constitution and constitutionalism are shit.

>>65860008
t. 800th generation convict on penal deathisland #25684

>>65859980
actually most germans love their country

they're just less autistic about their past

People who think message boards like 4chan are relevant following the advent of social media are like people thinking cave paintings were relevant after the printing press was invented.

This place needs to die tb h

>>65860008
You realized the country that colonized you had a constitution?

>>65860030
>200years old
>800th generation

Maybe in france you fucking nonce

>>65860031
t. literal current Neo-Nazi

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>>65860031
>they're just less autistic about their past
brainwashed

>>65860028
our unwritten constitution just leaves us open for exploitation

>>65859936
Generation identity.
There's still hope.

>>65860046
>colonized me

We were the coloniSers you yank fuck I aint no black cunt

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>>65859841
already happened lad

>>65860028
Without a constitution the government can do whatever they please with no guidelines. Might as well be fascist.

>>65860031
yeah but in a sense that they like the football team
they dont see anything wrong with replacing the population with nonwhites

>>65860067
I know right, fuck common law and judicial impartiality and shit

>>65860050
t. 11 yo old mother of five

>>65860082
germans are just as, if not more xenophobic than brits or micks

>>65860085
scots law> common law

>>65860079
>Might as well be fascist.
well he is Texan, so maybe AnCap

>>65860031
Your entire politics are based on being overly guilty about the past.

>>65860028
The US is a case study in why rigid, codified constitutions are shite

The US is a great country but would be so much better if it had a constitution that was more British in nature

>>65860104
I'll see it when i believe it
if the uk took in as many migrants as Germany UKIP or something like it would probably top the polls

>>65860104
well they wont be for long due to Germans not existing in 50 years.

>>65860104
Be more so. It's alright. We allow it.

>>65860042

who gives a shit
give your head a wobble fuck me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWrJnhFtuI&feature=youtu.be&t=45s


bloody hell lads

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>order drugs off alphabay
>haven't arrived in the timely manner they normally do
>normally fit through the letterbox fine
>yesterday got a 'something for you' note from the royal mail saying they tried to deliver something but couldn't fit it through the letterbox

finally been rumbled lads

going to prison for at least five years

>>65860147
Confirmed to not be Dewey

>>65860129
and now AfD are polling well

and there is widespread agreement in the country that last year was a massive screwup

>>65860104
Every single German I've met has been incredibly liberal and open minded

Mental to think there are xenophobic Germans

>browse /x/ for 2 minutes
>now convinced my house is haunted

didn't need this shit lads

>>65860104
You're fucking delusional.

t. lived in Germany, Britain and Aus

>>65860079
>>65860109
>state capitalism
>"""anarcho""" capitalism
fuck off

Plans lads?

>go gym
>shower/shave
>eat lunch
>go food shopping
>? Hope some friends fancy a few beers
>text qt to go to a techno night
>dance 'til 6
>uber home
>shower
>spoon
>wake up
>fugg
>go for lunch
>do laundry
>sleep/doss
>sleep

and then it's Monday morning. Hope all goes to plan tbqh.

>>65860171
and yet merkel still says her decision to flood the country with poopeople was a good decision.

representative of the people indeed.

modern politics is a joke. literally a farce.

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>>65860161

>>65860211
No she doesn't

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I only use this site to filter out the crap from social media.

mfw the runts are working tirelessly against their FOMO to keep up to date with twitter and facebook only to leave the good stuff right on my lap(top)

>>65860200
slowly drink myself into stupor while eating cider vinegar tyrell crisps

>>65860219
then the BBC is lying to me.

>>65860171
afd went up but mostly in East Germany
west germans are self hating cunts and they've single handedly ruined the EU

london is white.

>>65860234
not bad la, the 'furrows' ridged type are best imo

>>65860200
I hope you get raped by Polish and your toilets cleaned by Pakis.

>>65860246
Exceptional post.

>>65860171
You are the heart of Europe. The poison has to stop the heart to kill the animal.
Don't allow this to happen Brudi please.

>>65860219
>>65860237
she does
she keeps saying 'we will cope' or done stupid shite like that

>>65860154
you'll be grand

*listens to Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz*

>>65860254
jog on frog

addicted to the internet lads

morning

>>65860121
But our strict constitution is to us like the Queen is to you. Without something to keep the plebs in line our country would have fallen apart ages ago.

>>65860240
because East Germany is poor and full of rorkes, the only people who really obsess about this stuff

morning boys
tired out

>>65860276
hi herts

>>65860280
queen's just a gimmick mate

>>65860280
And then we put a monkey in charge...

>>65860273
me2

>>65860248
i'll look for those next time

*jogs on with ethereal grace and a splendid posture*

>>65860306
t. Rasheed

>>65860283
Spoken like a Turk.
Anatolya is Greek clay. Go home to central Asia.

>>65860079
this is true.

afaik spain and germany didn't write it down until after they recovered from the takeover

>>65860283
>germans do care and are nationalistic
>only east germany
>yeah thats because theyre idiots xD

>>65860327
can't call yourself quinessentially british if you've only seen the queen through a tv screen

>>65860283
>increase in violent crime, rape and terrorism due to influx of savages isn't something to obsess about

ah yes, leftism. very impressive. as long as your ego remains intact nothing else matters right?

>>65860273
t. literally everyone in the developed world

>>65860221

there is no good stuff, it's all crap, turn the screens off

>>65860358
it truly is a deathtrap
i would probably have written a book if not for this addictive bullshit

>>65860358
please tell me it's working towards a hivemind singularity and we're not just distracting ourselves into extinction as Omar and rasheed make our wives pregnant

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>>65860276

>>65860367
me on the right

>'people' that fawn over the monarchy

nothing more runty, third-eyes irrevocably shut.

not even anti-monarchy myself.

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>>65860380
I probably would have a gf

egalitarian technocratic meritocracy when?

>>65860392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWtnJjn6ng0

*frowns*
I have AIDS
*smiles*
I have AIDS and leprosy
*grins*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague
*beams*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague and cancer
*guffaws*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague and cancer and Ebola
*laughs*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague and cancer and Ebola and gender dysphoria
*hoots*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague and cancer and Ebola and gender dysphoria and ASMR
*screams*
I have AIDS and leprosy and bubonic plague and cancer and Ebola and gender dysphoria and ASMR and meningitis
*orgasms*

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the gf

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>>65860415
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
YOU READ MY FUCKING MIND

I'm a liberal socialist agnostic mystical ascetic

ama

>65860423
horrendous post

*reads wealth of nations*
*reads communist manifesto*
*reads mein kampf*
*decides its all rubbish and becomes a radical centrist*

Feels good to be enlightened

>>65860451
>>65860423
just doing my part redirecting lost posts to their destination

>>65860367
He could improve his appearance by shaving that greasy rats nest and not having a fucking gormless expression.

>>65860438
where's the best place to buy a trilby

getting the daily molyneux and sargon in

*wakes up from a semi-conscious state*
*i am among my peers in the cyberspace*
*goes to work by instantaneously transfering my consciousness*
*turn on the hive flux*
*I can hear every single mind in the world at once and parse the meaning instantaneously for i am joined at the brainstem with the great machine*
*works for a week without surcease because all my bodily needs are cared for in the cocoon*
*Knowing that when i die my consciousness will be downloaded in the great machine i make my way to the entertainment quarters to have sex and food and drink two or three days in a row*

@65860475

runt

feel bereft that all this human misery and suffering serves no higher purpose

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are people actually looking forward to a cyberpunk future?

>>65860512
>>65860475

>>65860380
it was inevitable really. most people don't even realize they're addicted cause its just such a ubiquitous part of modern life

I remember watching shows and news reports back in the 90s about people who spend 'a few hours a day on the internet and its ruining their and their families' lives' haha

>>65860392
Northern Irish republican.
Not my queen but I love her.
She's fucking great.
Only an idiot wouldn't respect it.
Did you just float in on a boat lad?

>>65860392

It's sad really. primate jungle politics in the information age, it's laughable to an anthropology expert like myself.

who /whitebutreallywantapakigf/ here?

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might play some space station 13
who /comfydayin/ here?

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>>65859525
almost bought tundra lmao

is there any photographic evidence of alien life lads?

willy is smelling fabulous

>>65860353

are you rapping?

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>tfw using other people's gimmicks without asking first

show me a bigger group of runts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfKosBXxhxo

>>65860200
Fucking hell what a dire existence

>>65860544
disgruntled frog

Business idea: British fascism

>>65860591
Is he? Fair enough.

>>65860587
Here
>>65842461

>>65860590
Why'd you say that?

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doing a listen

>>65860527
we have a whole foot in already
high tech low life
corporations preying on personal informations
drones
smartphone recording your every move and easily hacked to record sound and vid wise
car with bluetooth easily hacked and busted in a curb

only way to be left out is to be a tinkerer, a hacker (but you can still be outskilled) or leave altogether civilization

because soon not having a linkedin will be as weird as being the town leper
p a r i a h

>>65860527
As long as I get robotic arms that can punch through walls and contain both a chainsaw and a flamethrower I will tolerate it.

>>65860613
It's just a drone life m8

Kek

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/boy-hidden-message-heineken-bottle-hampshire-men-cocaine-coke-a7350921.html?cmpid=facebook-post

>>65860657
I'm not sure what this is supposed to be saying

>>65860670
resistance is futile you will be assimilated

>all these desperate alt-righters bending over backwards to divert attention away from Trump's endless brain-farts

https://twitter.com/michaelluo/status/784565453834313728?s=09

Drumpf should apologise

ngl tho, I could go for some Mcdonalds right now

>tfw 3am and its cold as shit outside

>>65860569
/x/ is going crazy over the Clinton E-mail that talks about ayys and zero point energy.

There's about 4 threads in their catalogue about it.

>>65860657
she wants him to nut on her?

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>>65860717
Get a big mac box full of pickle slices

>>65860675
beats spending the weekend on the 'chon being angry about other people ;^)

>>65860709
where do they come up with this rubbish hahahaha

>>65860709
loool what a precious little gimp

>>65860708
hes an absolute clown
like I agree with what he stands for but every time he opens his mouth you dont know what hes going to say

>>65860699
Guardian reading runts trying to deny the truth of the Daily Mail

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>>65860701

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>>65860720
>go there

>Lately, I've been attracting alot of cats out of the blue.

>What do cats signify spiritually? I know they are very zen buddhist like creatures, and can sense things most humans can't like people's general auras and certain vibes people give off.

>>65860721
she's clearly bolting away from him

>>65860708
/pol/ is saying now he's going to destroy her in the debate, because it's kiddy gloves off now.

Cannot wait until he invariably makes an idiot of himself again.

>>65860729
>Pickle

Fuck of yank.

never touched a girls privates lads

>>65859816

I laughed.

what happened to /ck/?

it was never great but lately it's just gone weird

>>65860789
I have, with my willy lol

*touches your private*

Anyone else been noticing how many interracial couples and cuckoldesque adverts there have been lately?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCxAzF1VIY

Think I'm starting to believe the conspiracies haha

>>65860785
Replying to a yank in their own language is just good manners

>>65860802
They made jack-posting a bannable ofence and everyone started acting like lunatics in protest

>>65860709
kek
why would that even make you said

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>>65860720
>from: [email protected]

>>65860720
I miss /x/
When we and /pol/ were created they were the brains. Details of any unknown quantity they would scrutinise and come back with all answers. Without going and doing a /b and fucking lives up.
If there was ever an old anything it was old /x/

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really makes you think

>>65860819
>Think I'm starting to believe the conspiracies haha

Yeah and just take note that all 8 large US media companies are Jewish-owned, along with about half of their country

>>65860819
justeat had an ad where a nig cucked the husband
stopped using it after that desu

>>65860829
lel

schizo looney? some sort of joke? secret code?

>>65860802
/ck/ is just /b/ with a food theme. It has always been one of the worst boards and it's all down to their terrible mods.

Our janny might do his nut in every once in a while but he is great compared to theirs.

>>65860844
>smiley face

Runt

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lmao

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>When we and /pol/ were created they were the brains. Details of any unknown quantity they would scrutinise and come back with all answers. Without going and doing a /b and fucking lives up.

>>65860833
I used to hate the tough guys on /b/ "hurr hurr you've been doxxed on the wrong site kiddo"

>>65860863
the first one

http://www.terrimansfield.com/

>>65860857
Another rorkist lie

pretty sure I have testicular cancer but I can't be arsed to go to the gp

actually work with the biggest runt

she thinks she's the funniest thing going, just fucking hate her

her comedy idol is Catherine Tate which should tell you everything

>>65860905
you probably should desu lad

>>65860877
Look up Setti the sun king of /x/
Was a good lad

>>65860905
haha get em over here lad

>>65860899
>I run a business but I only work with billionaires so if you are billionaire, send me money

kek

>>65860900
>Another rorkist lie
Kek

It was an article written by a Jew promoting public awareness that Jews own the media/hollywood

HE states that all 8 major media companies are Jewish owned

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*thinks so intensely my nose starts bleeding*

going to give them a call. how do you dial yank numbers like 6028859058

>>65860963
lay off the coke mate

>>65860973
Prefix with 001

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>>65860962
>It was an article written by a Jew promoting public awareness that Jews own the media/hollywood

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ah... Another fine saturday morning on God's green earth. I think today I shall start that new book I was recomme-

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>>65861019
He wants to boast that Jews own everything in America

>"But I don't care if Americans think we're running the news media, Hollywood, Wall Street or the government. I just care that we get to keep running them."

>>65860929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQCkViLLa00

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the gf

>>65861028
>There are people who have been thrown/forced into these machines and shredded alive

>>65861028
neighbour was unironically using a fucking nailgun at 5 am the other day baka

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828042/All-3-5million-EU-migrants-living-Britain-allowed-stay-Home-Office-finds-five-six-legally-deported.html

Loving the comments on this article, did these people think the day after we left we'd round up all the immigrants and send them home? Are they retards?

>>65861049
>Essex
>Yanks

>30 mins

yeah deffo watching this

>>65861060
Who's?

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>>65861087
not mine

>>65860921
who is your comedy idol lad?

>>65861079
>country goes to shit
>chazza and dave still have to walk past wlokowyzski everyday

howling

>>65861086
Insane that's 4 years ago now.
Last thing he and his Asian missus did

>>65861079
at least you only have to deal with white niggers now instead of importing more brown ones

>>65861079
>voted leave
what do you reckon?

"The discipline of colleges and universities is in general contrived, not for the benefit of the students, but for the interest, or more properly speaking, for the ease of the masters. Its object is, in all cases, to maintain the authority of the master, and whether he neglects or performs his duty, to oblige the students in all cases to behave to him as if he performed it with the greatest diligence and ability. It seems to presume perfect wisdom and virtue in the one order, and the greatest weakness and folly in the other. Where the masters, however, really perform their duty, there are no examples, I believe, that the greater part of the students ever neglect theirs. No discipline is ever requisite to force attendance upon lectures which are really worth the attending, as is well known wherever any such lectures are given. Force and restraint may, no doubt, be in some degree requisite in order to oblige children, or very young boys, to attend to those parts of education which it is thought necessary for them to acquire during that early period of life; but after twelve or thirteen years of age, provided the master does his duty, force or restraint can scarce ever be necessary to carry on any part of education. Such is the generosity of the greater part of young men, that, so far from being disposed to neglect or despise the instructions of their master, provided he shows some serious intention of being of use to them, they are generally inclined to pardon a great deal of incorrectness in the performance of his duty, and sometimes even to conceal from the public a good deal of gross negligence."

"I have never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews," down from nearly 50% in 1964. The Anti-Defamation League, which released the poll results last month, sees in these numbers a victory against stereotyping. Actually, it just shows how dumb America has gotten. Jews totally run Hollywood." - Joel Stein

>>65861110
don't have one because I'm not a runt

>>65861128
literally no idea who "he" is

>>65860874
Dying civilisation tb h

Jesters and freaks capering in the streets

>>65861138
(((Anti-Defamation League)))

>>65860561

why not just stick your dick in a bowl of curry?

>>65861129
The muslims these people complain about are all second/third generation. They were never going anywhere no matter what the vote was, there are gonna be a lot of Chavs and old people who will be very confused when Johnny Foreigner hasn't fucked off.

>>65860921
what else she do hahaha

Masters of Sex

Worth a watch?

As a proud Jew, I want America to know about our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood. Without us, you'd be flipping between "The 700 Club" and "Davey and Goliath" on TV all day.

>>65861202
>The muslims these people complain about are all second/third generation
the 2nd/3rd gen migrants are the worst ones lmoa

>>65861221
just always tries to laugh and joke around with me, sneaks up behind me and does her shit fucking impressions that go on for way too long

wish i was one of those beat generation lads

is there is a bigger normie

>>65861226
don't really like an audience lad haha

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Lads, suggest me a good British film or serial

>>65861258
utterly howling at the thought of this

>>65861226
the tits on that walking dead girl was a bit wrong

haven't brushed my teeth in a week

AMA

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>because i'm not a runt

>>65861275
Cinnamon Grahams

>>65861275
Snatch

>>65861229
the funniest bit is how they lack complete insight into how their shitty bronze age religion/culture is the reason why they're so uneducated and primitive which stops them fitting into contemporary western society. so they become worthless povvo citizens that only learn Islamic scripture in school and blame everyone else when they cant get a job. idiots.

at least their grandparents tried to fit in and generally did (notice how muslims have only become a problem in the last 10 years)

>>65861154
>literally no idea who "he" is
/x/ and /sp/ lad.
Was a master troll. Gave out his address after annoying a tonne of people and said, come at me cunts. There were heaps of memes dedicated to him with fedoras so he posted his full face and body. Then he was a god for having the balls.
Then he fucked off.

>>65861275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43jjps17z4

>>65861305
Haven't brushed my teeth ina great many years.

Don't have filings, not loose, not decaying, not soft, not discoloured. It's all shit man. Just don't eat crappy processed garbage and you don't need special crap to protect yourself. I use mouthwash, but purely for the odour sense, there is literally no need to brush your teeth if you aren't a victim of the eternal corn syrup jew.

Didn't die from my 400mg DNP dose, gotta be careful now going forward

Eating porridge

>>65861368
You're fucking mental aha

wish I was jewish

>>65861368
fuck off paki

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>tfw to smart too vote leave

>>65861393
wow, way to insult millions of trans people

>>65861351

post teeth

shan't be engaging it

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>>65861351
mate...

>>65859525
Ever since the Coldplay concert in Croke Park's been announced I can't stop hearing that fucking faggot music everywhere I go.

>>65861459
Australians shouldn't be on /brit/

wearing sweatpants to supermarket, y/n?

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>>65861312
U wot m8
>>65861314
Already had watched. Cool film.
>>65861343
Thanks

>>65861517
>sweatpants
FOY

>>65861368
Take 800mg this time

Want to talk about my problems but /cum/ is dead.

>>65861517
>sweatpants
>supermarket

FOY

Having a poo at the supermarket, y/n?

gang in this bitch

>>65861411
it's meh

new
>>65859551
>>65859551
>>65859551

>>65861538
>supermarket
>FOY
Hello retard

>>65861505
Straya is Brit, Canucks are Brit. Irish are Brit.

>>65861538
the fuck do you even call them then

>>65861505

the fact of the matter is that brit is more like /shit/ when the majority of posts are made by brits

>>65861440
interesting how you immediately equated mental illness with trans hmmmm

>>65861578
Great depot?

>>65861551

yes but only in isle five.