/cum/

>>65856261
It's not like I haven't considered it, it's one of the few things keeping me going at this point; but what would I do then? I'd be homeless and without a job. I can't really sleep on a motorcycle either
that's what's stopping me from hopping on my bike and going right now

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>when ril gan ainm comes on

amine

So?
>>65856319

>>65856326
uliuliuli?

>>65856347
new england is unironically the best part of the US along with cascadia.

my life is like a neverending nightmare I cant wake up from

>>65856367
their copyright system makes no sense

but maybe, or at least sued. it's sort of legal to patent troll down there.

>>65856347
haha epic niggers xXXDDDDDDD haha lool!
jesus christ

>>65856381
there, there

there, there, there. pat pat.

try escapism. it worked for me for a while.

>>65856367
no, the japs dont pursue it.
generally as long as you dont pirate blockbuster movies or hit songs you'll be fine

>>65856381
There are cool things in this nightmare. It's not all bad.

>>65856303
I was a little shit who was always too busy for my old man. Sort of like that song, Cats in the Cradle

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Why can't Louisiana and Arkansas just get along?

>>65856363
You would be homeless for like a day if you're not lucky but like you said before it's a big city and you can get any job just to survive the first days.

Fucking hell installed by accident a toolbar on opera

>>65856427

doubt

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>tfw drank too much bourbon
tarnation

>>65856538
yeehaw

Listening to the Dueling Banjos from the Deliverance sound track right now. Who /uncomfy/?

>>65856562
im listening to mariner's revenge for the 50th time
the entire album was shit other than that song and im still

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>>65856441
I think I know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to get my tech certs (Network+, Security+), save up all the money I can, and by this time next year I'll be out in Seattle living in a roach motel for a week hunting for my IT position. It'll be hard but not as hard as down here.

I can't keep living like this

>bellevue
My captcha's even encouraging me

>>65856573
*still pissed

>>65856562
i'm sad, does that count?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrLgAop9AE8

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>>65856503
think about music, the sun, the moon
those things are nice at least, it's easier to focus on the shit though

>>65856606
i like this painting

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>>65856599
No, that's standard operating conditions on 4chan.

>have 4 stitches on top of my forearm from cutting myself with a knife while drunk and hating myself
>have to see family tomorrow
what do? I might have a long sleeve I can wear.

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>>65856621
pfft, I got a better one from when they made sense!

>>65856627
>no neopets
i will be dead from old age or damaged livers in no time

>>65856653
I don't find this one as pleasing, but it is very good

>>65856636
Pull a peter parker, and say a bicyclist hit you.

>what do? I might have a long sleeve I can wear.

>Pull a peter parker, and say a bicyclist hit you
Like poetry

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>>65856670

>winter is here
>water heating in apartment
>get to either be cold or boiling

>Watch TPB s10e07 several months ago
>Snoop Dogg and two random literally who's show up to hang out at the trailer park
>Finish the show
>Watch some other shows
>Come back to re-watch Trailer Park Boys
>Get to s10e07
>Snoop Dogg, that guy from Sons of Anarchy, and the guy from Super High Me show up to hang out at the trailer park
Surreal experience, man

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>>65856737
Cold is best feel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kV5ThlwL3yU

>>65856721
what is WITH those little gargoyles? get rid of everything from the gargoyles down, and maybe I would appreciate this piece of art.

also

THICC

>>65856750
outside, yes. inside for a chunk of the year and needing gloves to type, not really.

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>>65856621
have another like it, I like this style a lot too.

I would usually be eating out of boredom right now, but I have no food.

Friday nights are supposed to be fun.

I'm getting tired of my dog's shenanigans desu. I might open the backyard gate so she runs off

>>65856780
no they aren't

>>65856326
Finally the cattle found its place.

>>65856792
give her to >>65856780 so he can eat her.

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>>65856753
They are the arts you dip.

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i liek hemburge do u lik haembuge

>be nig
>get forced out of nig club at 2am for being too nig for the post 2am private party
>proceed to go out on the street and try to outnig the first other nig you see
>nig when you should have nogged and lose
>yell at each other for 10 minutes and counting
How is everyone else's night going. I can't sleep for obvious reasons

>>65856826
it's not art if i don't like it

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>>65856826
art is soothing to look at

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im fucking smashed

>>65856844
hu

>>65856893
I'm a little hungry but I'm also sleepy so I don't want to get up to make something to eat

>>65856901
I could just look at a photo or go to the actual lake. Why would I want a painting of a body of water?

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ah yes

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>>65856941
>I could just look at a photo or go to the actual women. Why would I want a japanese drawing of a body of a woman?

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>>65856893
do u wan banana

>>65856971
shit

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>>65856929
is hamubergg to u liekins

>>65856963
This is a good thing no homo not that there's anything wrong with that

Downloading the first season of spongebob lads.

>>65857010
fuck off nerd

>>65856995
milo is such a faggot i swear
going through his articles right now

>>65857010

download 1-3

4 had some decent episodes too

>>65856636
Say you were cooking while drunk and accidentally tripped and cut yourself.

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>>65857010
Save this for after you've watched the season, it will be a lot funnier then.

>>65856538
Bulleit bourbon

Good taste.

>>65857031
milo

that steven crowder guy

that gavin mccinnes guy

I hate these alt right faggots, not because i necessarily take offense with their views or anything, they are just cancer tryhard faggots, with a horribly cringy fanbase

>>65857044
tomorrow is gonna be ugly. think samardziaj might give up 5+

>>65857064

maybe. He's either spot on through 7 or shits the bed before the 4th

>>65856792
What'd she do?
Mine barks incessantly at guests and people knocking at the door.

>>65857062
milo makes me laugh with his ridiculous articles
you know 5 minutes after little marco dropped out he published an article accusing him of being gay
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/15/i-think-i-know-whats-up-with-marco-rubio/amp/

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bild wal

>>65857107
hej sverige

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I like this pictvre a lot

>>65857107
i don't think you can build a very strong wall with a hammer lol

>>65857149
me too
>>65857157
LOL!!!!!!!!

>>65857107
mämmi

>>65857149
I like that shirt, if only Mantits McGee wasn't wearing it with his out of shape body and greasy manchild hairdo

>>65857050
tell me where to find more of these please

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>>65857188
>being this fucking new

>>65857149
i can smell the grease haired 5 am jerk off stench from him just looking at him

>>65857234
I'll suck your dick if you tell me

>>65857149
did he die already?

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hehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-YDJCK4krw
massive tune

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What happened to Alex Shores did he got killed?

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>>65857291
Hey Anon, I remember you from last night.

>>65857342
it's ok, but I can see myself falling in love with it after a few more listens

>>65857346
I'm not shore about it hahaha

Edit: gracias for the gold

>>65857338
wew

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>>65857291
>>65857385
>Last night

>>65857398
a lot of the weeknd's music is like that for me
kiss land is a trash album outside of a few songs by the way, so if you want to get into his music, listen to trilogy or beauty behind the madness

>>65857400
No problema Pajet

>>65857149
I want to fuck him.

>>65857423
I actually have listened to beauty behind the madness, and it wasn't that good imo, besides a few of the meme songs (the hills, can't feel my face) but I have downloaded a few of those balloon mixtapes, and i plan on giving those a lsiten

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>>65857438
helo do u haev hed

>>65857346
you mean alex coasts?

>>65857470
no i don hehe

>>65857466
beauty behind the madness is an improvement over kiss land, but not mind blowing. those mixtapes he released changed r&b and rap though

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>tfw you go to work high and your eyes are red and a coworker notices but thinks it's because you didn't sleep enough
wew lad that was close

>>65857500
The antipsychotics I'm on literally feel like I'm taking fucking amphetamines. I don't understand it

>>65857519
Why are you on Antipsychotics?

>>65857529
why do you think

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potetants hertecs mus dyings

>>65857533
you're a psychotic killer?

>>65857529
A couple of reasons. The first time I got prescribed them, I was in the middle of my first psychotic episode. I had to stop taking them because risperidone has horrible side effects. Now my insurance covers abilify, so I take that. Side effects aren't bad

It was prescribed to me for depression, but it makes me feel more organized, if that makes sense

>>65857533
The lizard people?

>>65857529
Gee probably because he's psychotic
Hence the name, anti-psychotic

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>>65857556

a fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa fa

>>65857385
wrong anon m8

>>65857565
antipsychotics a shit, they make you fat as fuark

>>65857571
>>65857533
Plenty of psychological conditions are treated with antipsychotics idiots

>>65857595
I've lost weight

>>65857571
We're not here to jump to conclusions.

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>>65857595
wat u mean

Welp, friends

I wanted to post a tune, but it literally isn't on Youtube except for a live version

>>65857598
t. psychotic

>>65857620
common side effect sverige-kun

>>65857607
I'm psychotic too. Do those anti-psychotics help?
Maybe I could use some too.

late 90's and early 2000's house music is the best kind of music

>>65857640
t. fatty

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>>65857500
I have one of those

>be me at work
>nig's talking to me
>telling me about random shit
>some e-celeb nig he thinks is really funny
>don't really care but he keeps going
>"So anon you gonna follow him?"
>"sorry I don't have a niggergram account"
>Oh shit did I just say that out loud?
>sweatingtowelguy.jpg
>"What did you just say?"
>best poker face possible
>"sorry I don't have an instagram account" [25%]
>"oh, you should it's good"

wew lad, I passed the speech skill check

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>>65857642
>I'm psychotic too.

I'm in a current state of euthymia

>>65857651
t. stopped taking them cause they were making me gain weight and the brain spasms from the withdrawals made me never want to use them again

>>65857666
I don't vape

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>I don't vape

>>65857687
t. psycho

>>65857565
>Get depression
>Wish you had a more severe mental illness so people don't expect you to fine
Schizophrenia starts in your 20s right?

But seriously, hope you feel better

>>65857665
Were you high?

>>65857701
I used to but I'm trying to quit substance-dependence altogether now

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>>65857735
iktf
depression is for faggots
guess that makes me a faggot

NEON LIGHTS
SHIMMERING NEON LIGHTS

>swallow
>thoat feels acidic like bile

I think Im dying

>>65857735
I had to withdraw from all of my classes a few weeks before uni started, I was doing so poorly. Right now, by any definable metric, I'm improving

I don't think I'm schizophrenic, but I certainly seem to display some of the behavior associated with them

>>65857789
>I will never die
feels bad man

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>>65857740
yeah

>>65857795
I'm nearly in the same boat as you but I'm still holding up in uni, damn man I could have it a lot worse. Good luck getting it together, take care of your health and make sure to eat well. It's so much harder on your body when it's not taken care of, I've lost a lot of weight because of that too.

>>65857860
In my first semester I basically stopped eating. I lived off of fig newtons. What really helped me was moving off campus. When I was living there, I couldn't find anywhere to just be by myself and relax, so I felt on edge the entire semester

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>>65857834
is good stuf

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>mom complained that her pants don't fit her the same
>won't stop stuffing her face

>>65857926
Good you can chew without feeling nauseous, I couldn't eat anything solid, only drink protein shakes and health smoothies. Those are quick ways to get enough calories, nutrients and protein, just as a tip.
> I couldn't find anywhere to just be by myself and relax
Ever consider enrolling in online courses? That's what I've done. You can work on your own schedule that way, it's not as demanding.

>>65857820
In the future they'll put your brain scan in a computer and have you suffer at 3x the speed of a normal man. The future is wild

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im spenish

all u were part of our empire

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>>65858148

>>65858207
It's beautiful

I'm actually taking a deep sea bio course and veg organisms are kawaii

>>65858148
>had too much caffeine and very stressed
>checked my blood pressure in those store machines
>3 points above optimal
are you supposed to be disappointed about being healthy

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>>65858024
want sum?

>>65856326
>dat ironmarch logo
I should be shot for knowing that reference.

>>65858350
Is it saying ironmarch are the tards or ironmarch owns the ranch and are thus the wranglers

I lost 40lbs when I was depressed, now I feel better but I'm fat again and it's making me feel bad again. Stupid brain

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>>65858024
helo???

>>65858402
I can't tell which is worse, to be unhealthy because you're overweight or unhealthy because you're underweight,

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>>65858222

>>65858423
depends how overweight and how underweight

if there was a famine it would be better to be fat, but that won't happen

>>65858432
:( Monkey noo

>>65858350
You should be shot for being German

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>>65858484
im spenish

>>65858377
Ironmarch is the most retarded circle jerk I have ever seen. Every week they ban at least one user for being a "degenerate". That they are still around is a miracle.

>>65858484
he's haitian

>>65858484
t. Jamal Hernandez

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>>65858541
im spenish

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>American media

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>>65858628

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>>65858646

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>>65858662

>>65858646
why are there different story headings from the same company?

>>65858628
>>65858628
>>65858662
See, the media can't be biased because they publish all the inane shit you can imagine

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>>65858681

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>>65858700

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>>65858628
>>65858646
>>65858662
>>65858681
>>65858689
>>65858699
>>65858700
>>65858729

Really encourages one to contemplate American media.

>>65858757
Yes. We are all ruled by multibillion dollar multinationals. Your point being?

>>65858820
That's not what your founding fathers intended

Taking the metro is so comfy

>>65858757
y-you didn't answer my question

>>65858844
They would approve as long as they ended up being the ones in power.

>>65858967
t. negro/numale/woman

This scene is fucking perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM

>>65858662
Stupid coon

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>>65858899
Morning edition versus afternoon edition.

Nothing to be worried about.

>>65858844
They intended slavery, voting for landed white men only, and a republic first with Democratic aspects I don't think there's much of an argument they'd hate this

>>65859003
was just curious. I figured they were marketing it to different people or something.

>>65858980
when he bites into the hotdog bun after getting it, there's no hotdog

I wonder if he spit out the bun at the end of the scene

>>65858980
Man they fucking ruined Spiderman just kill me

>>65858844
>(regarding people not of high social status) treat them civilly... keep them at a proper distance, for they will grow upon familiarity, in proportion as you sink in authority"
t. George Washington

>>65859101
actors usually do in food scenes because retakes. i wonder if he didn't like hotdogs or the film staff didn't want to make multiple hotdogs.

>>65859137
Based Jorge Washington

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>>65858844
>founding fathers
>not the elite of their time

>>65859017
they always have two headlines ready
the papers probably already have the "clinton wins" and "trump wins" articles ready

>>65859624
I know medias have two stories ready for outcomes like that. Just a bit odd they tweak it to make it more negative for afternoon crowds.

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>>65859695
its because they fucked up so they changed it
newspapers are run by humans after all
if we're lucky we'll have trump holding up "clinton defeats trump" in november

Wake up cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD2agtK-Yog

>>65860384
havent gone to bed yet haha

>>65860384
>sleeping

>Just found out about the clowns
Holy shit why do you guys even let something like this happen?

>>65861430
what clown thing?

I've read about some kids dressing as clowns and standing around being creepy to fuck with people who have read Stephan King's clown story, but nothing else.

>>65861531
Yeah, but traumatizing people with clown getup is over the line. Probably the worse prank to have come into being this year.

>>65861568
Do you have a phobia of them? It's basically nothing. Plus it's October and Halloween is around the corner, and you're supposed to scare people this time of year.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8LhDohyec4

My teeth are in so much pain. Someone please stop it.

>>65861430
>>65861568
Why are you here? Don't you have 30 cigarettes to smoke and some sweating to do today?

>>65861763
Take some pain meds and go to a pharmacist and ask for some dental numbing gel if they sell it to help tide you over until whatever is wrong is fixed.

Alternatively, Saturday morning drinking.

>>65861826
One of my wisdom teeth chipped and it's causing the entire top row to pulse in pain

Kill me pls

>>65861763
See a dentist, and get it taken care of immediately. Don't let it go and get all fucked up like mine. At the very least, rinse out your mouth regularly with lukewarm saltwater.

t. almost died from abscessed tooth

The sun's rising o'er the mountain, I have my comfy hoodie and a cup of coffee, and I don't have work Monday. I'm feeling comfy, buds.

>>65861914
Do you have a dental appointment planned?

Take ibuprofen and acetaminophenon. My doctor said you can take both when I was stuck with a bad tooth ache as a cheap painkiller alternative. A first aid teacher I had also said if you chew or crush up and drink meds they take affect faster. 5 mins vs. 10-15mins. Not sure if true.

>>65861919
Jesus I just looked it up. I fucking hate teeth.

>>65862079
I was stubborn. Most of my problems went away when I got my wisdom teeth pulled, but I still have a fistula in my skull from the infection having eastern the bone around that abscessed tooth.

>>65862165
*eaten, not eastern

>>65861919
>t. almost died from abscessed tooth
hey, I got close to that too. A root canal was able to save the tooth but they had to cut open my gums to deal with the infection. I let it sit for half a year because no pain since the nerves were dead. I only ended up going in after realizing the infection could actually kill me if it spread to my heart.

I don't think those happen from a chipped tooth though, just dead teeth.

>>65862043
I don't.

I'm unsure what my insurance will cover.

>>65862232
Mine was from the tooth next to it getting broken in half. That, and I have crowding and I used to smoke.

>>65862236
If money ends up being an issue, some dentists will figure out payment plans if it doesn't cover everything. Just be wary, dentists are greedy people who are often more salespeople than doctors in terms of ethics.

>>65862312
That sucks. I hope they were able to fix stuff for the most part.

>>65862387
There are even credit card companies that specialize in lines of credit specifically for dental work. CareCredit saved my ass (mouth).
>I hope they were able to fix stuff
Yeah, thanks. See >>65862165

In shows involving the NYPD, they always insinuate that fucking up can lead to detectives being demoted to "walking a beat", ie. going back to uniformed duties.

But since detectives don't outrank uniformed officers, they're just on two different career tracks, how does that work?

>>65856326
Yehaw

>>65862628
To become a detective job wise, I think you have to have experience as an officer. It's often a job police goal for if they're in the job for the long haul. That or becoming senior officers in charge of people.

So demoting a detective would likely be literally that, demoting them back to a different position in the company since they failed as a detective. In reality they'd probably just fire the person if they fucked up that bad, or the person would quit. The shows you're watching just use that stuff as a dramatic storytelling device.

Like how CSI type shows have lab monkeys pretending to be full cops, when they'd actually be keeping to lab work.

>>65862628
Not everything is about authority and power, machiavellianon. It's still a demotion to be moved to a less interesting and/or lower paying position, even if it is technically a lateral move.
>>65862761
>they'd probably just fire the person if they fucked up that bad
That's not really easy to do. Public servants are really hard to fire, so the fuckups usually just get relegated to a shit position.

>>65862936
I know, but he's talking about a television situation where someone looses the job of detective and is sent to be a BEAT cop. A real life version of something that results in a big demotion is more likely to end in them being fired or "voluntarily" quitting. Police are public servants but their jobs undergo a lot more scrutiny.

Trump will win

im sick ;_;

>>65863079
nah, sorry breh

>>65863069
>Police are public servants but their jobs undergo a lot more scrutiny.
I think this may be one of those areas where our countries differ, fwen.

>>65861694
objectively shit music
you can already tell by the tryhard name of both band and song

>>65863079
Nope. I don't want either major candidate to win, but Trump certainly will not win.

>>65861694
Holy hell, that was terrible. Kids these days, I tell ya...

>>65863467
I wish Jeb would return.
Dubs and Jeb will win.

>>65865177
Sheeeeit
Jeb ftw

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>>65865537

Fingered the left ear too much and now I have decreased listening

> another Saturday night spent alone
Well it has its perks

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>>65865665
use peroxide and water desu
works wonders

>>65865745
It's not even time for breakfast

I keep having terrible dreams

>>65866931
What were they about?

>>65867045
Last night it was something about the world ending and everyone having to evacuate to the moon

>>65867130
Sounds pretty weird.
I often dream of people breaking in to my property or that I have to run away and hide from people. Sometimes I also dream of falling from things.

Good morning, /cum/~
What did you guys have for breakfast?

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>>65867677
a burger desu

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>>65867759
What kind of burger?~

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT KID LEARN YOUR CALLOUTS

>>65867677
Poached eggs and fried potatoes
Starting the day off right fampai

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>>65867932
> fried potatoes
> for breakfast
I want Westerners off my fucking general right the fuck now

>>65867932
Tasty. I should start to think about what I'll have for dinner.

>>65867677
Plain Greek yogurt with blueberries, a banana, oatmeal with maple syrup, and coffee.

>>65867987
>some kind of fried potatoes for breakfast
>hash browns
>country fries
>papas fritas
>any kind of breakfast skillet
Where in the US is this not a thing?

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>>65868183
>papas fritas
I WANT SPICS TO LEAVE TOO WTF

>>65868234
That's what they're called in breakfast burritos. Everyone eats burritos. Real Americans don't care where the food originates, we just want it to be tasty and plentiful.
I'm probably "whiter" (so white that I'm liberal and view race as irrelevant) than you, and you didn't answer my question. Where are you?

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FUCKING WESTERNERS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING

YOU FAGS ARE CANCER

Finnish boipucci filled with /cum/. Am I right? eh guys cmooon I know you want.

>>65868387
I toss and turn but don't sleep

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>>65868386
>Burrito
>For breakfast
Settle for a cream cheese bagel and coffee and stop being a lardfat
t.New Yorker

>>65868387
stop shouting

>>65867677
Chili flavor ramen with sriracha, sesame oil, and a splash of fish sauce.

>>65868451
Breakfast Burrito > Jewish meme donut

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>>65868563
What are you, a fucking Nazi?
Reported to Merkel btw say goodbye to your videogame

>>65868619
I'm sorry, but Jews in Israel attack poor palestinian muzzie children, so it's okay to critizise jews now.

>>65868451
>cream cheese bagel
get the fuck out

bagels are pretty good, as long as you're everything bagel master race

>>65868451
>t.New Yorker
Stay the fuck out of my state, and kill yourself, you piece of shit.
t. Vermonter

Also, that's an awful breakfast. Mine >>65868091 is better.

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>>65867814
just a cheeseburger desu
didn't have any toppings around

AMERICANS ARE SCUM. FUCKING SCUUUUUM.

>>65868732
>everything bagel
I can tell as soon as my wife is within 2 feet of me if she's had an everything bagel in the past 24 hrs.

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>>65868794
Leave. No rude allowed.

>>65868794
Ok. Stay on your side of the border, then.

Canadians aren't real.
Fact.

>>65868853
AMERICAN SYMPATHIZERS ARE SCUM

>>65868863
GLADLY SCUM

>>65868869
this

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AMERICANS CAN LICK MY ASS

>>65868893
>>65868948
>>65868794
Why are you so upset, leaf? Did Merican Chad fugg the grill u liek?

>>65868948
stop shouting

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Listen here you fat fucks

Bagels are in fact the most delicious pieces of bread making goodness ever created

And not only that, but they come in many different varieties to spice things up

Finally, they have enough calories to keep your morning going while also not filling your body with junk such as extreme amounts of cholesterol, not as much fat as other stuff people eat here, or disgusting smell

You fried foot eating fatties are the reason why everyone civilized makes fun of us.

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>>65868971
He must be Chinese or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzZyaYBI-w8

What accent is this

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>>65869001
>calling others fat
>eating carbs slathered with processed milkfat
You fat piece of garbage. Get on my level.

>>65869110
Urban, educated Black American
Fairly neutral, but with a touch of southern. For obvious reasons, most black accents have some southern influence.

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AMERICAN PIGS

>>65869110
>What accent is this
The Clayton Bixby

>>65869032
Hmm... Strange.
Are chinkanucks typically more anti-American than Anglo or French Canadians? Quebecers are usually nice to me.

>>65869285
Yeah pretty much.
Some Chinese also hate Canadians too, which I really don't understand.

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>>65869001
>american bread culture
That was really one thing that annoyed me. Most stuff was soft. Maybe that's different on the east-coast or something.

>>65869351
Our chinks seem to be assimilating really well, especially the more recent arrivals. Then again, that might be an assimilation vs integration thing. When people form enclaves, they tend to be leery of out-groups.
>>65869417
Like everything else here, good stuff can be found if you look for it. It's just not featured prominently in supermarkets.

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>>65869417
On the East Coast, If you buy packaged bread, it's soft as fuck for eternity, perfectly edible and delicious but can be crispy when put in a toaster

If you buy directly from the store like in your pic, it's soft when fresh, chewy around the edges, but as time goes by it gets stale in like 2 days

>>65869491
>it's soft as fuck for eternity
That's not a good thing, anon. Bread isn't supposed to be like that. Why do New Yorkers get so much wrong about life?

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>>65869609
Creating food with that benefits humans the way nature cannot is wrong? You wot?

This is the shit giving 13 year old girls nowadays big packages, shut yo damn mouth son

>>65869474
But wallmart is supposed to have such things. I mean there are thousands of Oreo and Pringles flavors, but just that one type of bread.

>>65869491
If I had your adress I'd move my ass to the next bakery and Aldi or what ever and send you all kind of different breads.

>awake for 24 hours now
>had only 4 hours of sleep day before
>less the previous day
>won't be able to sleep until after midnight tonight
i feel like on drugs am I going to be okay

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>>65869703
By the time it would come it would get disgusting moss all over it because Euros probably use prehistoric methods to make bread

Enjoy your stomach ache you Germ

>make sandwich
>go do a poo
>come back
>sandwich is gone
what in tarnation

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>>65869862
>what in tarnation
HICKS OUT
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>65869785
rude. I'd even pack it in a plasic bag, so it remains fresh.

>>65869767
You'll be fine, just a little sleep deprived.
When you do finally pass out it'll be like an eternal slumber.

>>65869862
>come back
>black

There's your answer. Your sandwich was stolen.

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>>65869687
>having this warped of a perspective
Urbanization is truly global cancer.
>>65869703
>>65869785
>pic
I go to an local bakery, and I live in a tiny rural town.

will I get my head kicked in if I speak English in quebec?

I could go for a cheeseburger right about now.

>>65869995
Nope. They like tourism bux more than they hate anglos.

>>65869862
It was me

>>65869982
Maybe I've been to retarded to find the bread I was looking for.

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>>65869982
>Urbanization is truly global cancer
That surely explains why New York City makes up like 40% of America's economy alone right? Faggot

>>65870047
give it back please

>>65870093
>40%
Is this what NYfags actually believe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw

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>>65870194
It's what we know

what's the matter

>>65870320
New

>>65870093
>relevance to the point
NYC also has Broadway and lots of Jews. Neither of these points are relevant to the point I was making.
Your idea of normalcy and the ideal human condition is warped but your absolute separation from nature.

Also, chauvinism doesn't make anything better, it just displays your narrow-mindedness.

>>65856326
Teach me how you grab them by the pussy, /cum/

>>65870152
It's too late man

>>65870223
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE