/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

First for Ohio

first for the genocide of northern virginia (aka greater dc)

>>65853916
this made me think of that movie where some kid teaches geese how to fly

i want an army of birds

2bh I just ate a whole container of chocolate frosting that was supposed to be for my brothers birthday cake tomorrow

I'm an awful person

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>THE Ohio state University

>>65853962
an awfully fat person

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475350427063.webm
This song makes me wanna fight someone tbqh

>>65853962
What the fuck

How can you do that without vomiting?

>>65853962
>a whole container of chocolate frosting
as in.. those cheap dollar store ones? how are you still alive?

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>>65853978
>mfw THE Ohio State University wins the natty again and we get to see more Saban tears

>>65853962
why did you do that

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map of the upcoming civil war. black lines = genocided.

>>65853962
>manifeast destiny

>>65853962

I knew someone who ate pure frosting regularly, dude was skinny as fuck but desu he was probably malnourished aswell.

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will soldiers/ police ever get cool anime armour

>>65854027
>Hawaii isn't blue or genocided
What are you thinking because it doesn't make sense to me.

>>65854027
I'm up for this.

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WEW

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>im 19
>shes 25
>fug
its not possible, right? ;_;

>>65852642
>article has one source
>blogspam by latina "psicologist"
>cites new research
>latest citation is from 2012
>nothing to do genetics
>Luby, J. L. et. Al. (2012) Maternal support in early childhood predicts larger hippocampal volumes at school age. Journal of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences; 109(8): 2854–2859.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=x+chromosome+inherited+intelligence&l=1

>>65854095
if something comes from it, it's unlikely to last unless she's immature for her age.

that feel when no christmas cake gf

>>65854093
>mfw Russia seriously wants war with the US and if Shillary wins it will happen

>>65854095
Why wouldn't it? My old manager asked me out when I was 19/20 and she must have been 26 or so.

>>65854065
why bother genociding Hawaii?

>>65854095
nope
girls like guys older than them
shoot for an 18 year old

>>65854111
thats my fear, she's definitely not immature. Damn.

>>65854095
I'm 25. I'd date an 18 year old with serious intent.

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>>65854123
Forgot my face

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to my canadian brethren hey buddy nice night you got there

to my mexico bros que tal ninos lets get drunk and box till we're tired

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>>65854093
there's going to be another cold war and some mini civil wars, aren't there

What will happen to all the Patriots fans after Belichick and Brady retire?

>>65854139
>mexican
>bros
nice quip

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>staying over at a cousin's house
>dumb kids always leave unifhsed sodas and waters everywhere
>so not to waste them I put them in the fridge
>cousin comes back from work
>he freaks out about the cans of soda being in the fridge
>asks who dunnit
>I dont say anything
>the kids get blamed
>they ask why its such a big deal
>all he says is that it's bad for you
>mfw
>don't say anything and mind my business

Someone explain this thing

i want to put my penis inside a woman

>>65854177
>all he says is that it's bad for you
the soda is bad for you or flat soda is bad for you?

>>65854163
divide and conquer all you want fuccboi but in the end we all want security

>>65854186
I'm assuming he meant about cold flat soda? I don't fucking know, but he was hysterical about it.

It's been a week and this sinus infection is still there. Am I going to die?

>>65854199
>hysterical about flat cold soda
honestly I think he just had a really shitty day at work

>>65854187
and 99% of mexicans are a threat to security

>>65854208
Probably

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Where'd everyone go?

*nukes new england*

>>65854304

watching the Mummy(1932) atm

>>65854304
Everyone is kill

>>65854027
where is benis

Wish I had a gay friend that could give me fashion advice tbqh

And would lowkey give me succ from time to time

>>65854124
Why did you genocide the west coast? Why did you genocide the border between the red and blue? I can't think of anything that wouldn't also be true for Hawaii.

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>>65854304
watching Jin Roh

>>65854358
if you go to a higher end or smaller store you could ask staff to help you make an outfit

>>65854358
>tfw want to be fashionable but I'm too cheap to but anything that's not on sale and under $15

>>65854390
Just shop at H&M then

Cheap as fuck and still looks fashionable for the 6 months you own the clothes before they fall apart

Where are my compadres?

>>65854421
hola

>>65854421
Uh suh dude

>>65854358
>all gays are good with fashion
That's homophobic mate

>>65854416
>buy more expensive clothes from better store
>it's still mass produced in a 3rd world country and falls apart anyways
stays together longer than walmart shit I guess

>>65854454
>implying gays don't have a natural talent for looking good

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drumpf is finally finished

>>65853916
where is this from?

>>65854462
I've just been buying my shit from American Eagle lately tbqh

They seem like they're losing business or something because they always have sales going on

>>65854481
The Record has been Corrected™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ
FUCK FRIDAY NIGHTS FUCK EVEYONE

>>65854500
sales are a marketing tactic and the prices are often fake. they'll just mark up the price and give a % off discount to trick people into buying stuff.

>>65854424
>>65854437
Thanks for the (you)´s

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>tfw you will never fuck Box Box's twink ass while he is wearing a Riven cosplay

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>>65854530
Really makes me think

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>>65854530
>it backfired on it's creators

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>>65854318

i want to put my penis in several of the non non biyori grils

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>>65854567
>tfw no sleepy multi-grade teacher to snuggle with

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>>65854567
haha, a loser like you anon!

>>65854563

it was going to go to extras and the BP wouldve undoubtedly blown it

Cueto did pretty good, all things considered. Maybe tomorrow

>>65854177
maybe he realized how much soda his children drink and got worried?

>>65854567

thats illegal in every continental state

>>65854612
he is American (fat)

You ever wonder how lumber is actually the carcass of a former living organism whose body is contorted and manipulated to provide structural support for pop culture magazines in doctor's lobby?

>>65854390
same here

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>>65854567
Explain more what you would do to hotaru

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>>65854635
Damn.

Need me an F2P mmo, friends.

>>65854635
well, the soil and oil reserves are remains of dead animals, so sure.

you don't have to do this I forgive you if you don't

>>65854641

drink hot cocoa and watch monster movies together

>>65854635
Not really.

Plants are the same and we're also crawling with little ecosystems of bacteria.

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>that moment when u get a gf

>>65854684
>Plants are the same
In a parallel universe, there are plants with people-tables?

i want to fuck a lonely and desperate business woman who it 25 years old and moderately attractive but because she has been so focused on her career she hasn't got a bf despite moderate beauty but she is still successful at work

>>65854704
and rock people with very durable plant-tables in another

And I want to fuck jesus, but that aint happening

I live in california 33 minutes away from Los Angeles, why is it so hard to find an Asian prostitute to lose my virginity to, I wish i had friends.

My parents bought a new house and I'm going to check it out. I hope it doesn't have an alarm system

how do i find a christmas cake gf?

>>65854701
Reeeeeeeeeee

>>65853962
just an awful fat cunt

How's the punk scene in Merrica?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifq24lljbQM

>>65854765
>How's the punk scene in Merrica
Nigger we invented punk

>>65854765
pssssst pls
what he said.

Anyone have a link to the YouTube Poop where Dr. Rabbit raps?

>>65854765
Read that as "ADOLF-SCENTS".

Would make a much better name for a punk band.

>>65854817
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
this one?

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>>65854754
make a tinder account, i guess

Thinking of downloading the first season of Spongebob desu.

>>65854828
Naw, this one.

https://youtu.be/Zt4a5gCIHzY

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>>65854852
patrician taste

>>65854852
in spanish or english? I've watched esponja bob in spanish, it's SHITTTTT

>>65854897
what kind of spanish

>>65854897
>not watching the german version

>>65854909
presumably mexican spanish

>>65854921
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473867222730.webm

>>65854897
It sounds great in Spanish but there's two versions Latino for all South America and Castellano for Spain which is shit in my opinion I don't like how that accent sounds.

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Already best anime

>>65854941

and in just 1 episode

based Nippon

>>65854936
onda vital spanish is the best though

>tfw I can't watch anime until I get a new pair of earphones or if they go to sleep because it sounds like if I was watching Japanese porn

how do you guys like your chicken brasts cooked?

i usually do mine medium rare

>>65854963
Are you a Chicano?

>>65854936
Spanish versions of anything always sound shit to me actually, it's a pet peeve of mine, but that's only because I'm so used to the english versions.

and since I understand spanish ok enough, I can follow along to the point where I know where the jokes are supposed to land, and sometimes they don't since the jokes sometimes don't translate well, and it bothers me to no end

>>65854964
>not getting a decent pair of cans

>>65854921
i grew up on german spongebob
still havent seen half the episodes in english

>>65854980
No, I am a super guerrero.

>>65854979
I love my chichen brasts cooked a nice blue rare

It complements my fine wine selection

>>65854979
never cooked a chicken brast before. are that some weird canadian delicacy like poutine?

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>>65854930

/ck/ is so motherly, one time I learned how to make good and simple chicken when i posted a thread explaining that I was a young boy with no kitchen skills

https://youtu.be/3QYJh9Rjxps?t=84

>>65854930
went from 0 to heil hitler in 2 seconds.

>>65854994
Yeah you are.

>>65854982
Of course media will always sound weird if it's not in your native language.

>>65855007
>>65855030
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NFcZzTaHFBk

>>65854979
burnt

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This shit is endless
Holy shit i hate dynamic equilibrium

I hate math so fu cking much

>have a pretty nice childhood
>have disposable income for toys and shit
>lots of friends in my neighborhood to play outside with
>recession hits when I turn 10
>lose house and have to move into a ghetto apartment
>make ghetto friends and lose innocence

Anyone else have similar experiences?

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>>65855007
Your .gif looks sickly

god damn I just fucked up again it's not going to be long before I meet my maker I can predict that much but not all this ridiculous shit
why cant I just get a god damn break

joins us
https://discordapp.com/channels/165679147413143552/165679147413143552

>>65855084
>thinking posting your gen chem lab notes here will make you look smart

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>>65854095
Sure it is mayne. I dated a 26 year old when I was 19. It crashed and burned, but it was nice while it lasted.

>posting on local news site
>post a lot so everyone knows my handle
>accidentally post too many times at irregular hours
>people start to accuse me of being a bum
They're onto me!

>>65855123
recession didnt affect me much but similar shit happened yeah

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>>65855084
I am glad I do not have to do equilibrium charts and table. I am in biochemistry failing and not giving a fuck after orgo.

>>65855123
>>make ghetto friends and lose innocence
but I bet you had a great time being a dirty little degenerate with all the blacks mexicans and white trash children didn't you?

>>65855126
What happened?

was hört /cum/ an?
(what's cum listening to)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1EpwDqgTqQ
also
OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME

>>65855148
Did your parents not lose their house?

>>65855162
same language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ

>>65855145
just start posting from here on out at a set time. Change your avatar to a stock photo of a guy in a suit and make subtle comments about how much you hate your boss

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>>65855019
they have some fun stuff

>>65855170
recession didnt affect switzerland which is where my income (alimony) came from
we didnt own our home

>>65855133
I tought this board was about sharing, anon. And since you guys are my only friends...
>>65855153
Fuck kinases t b h

Bushy eyebrows are really cute on girls tbqh

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>>65855192
kek

>>65855204
speaking of sharing. did you do midterms yet?

Recording Geometry Dash gameplay lads

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>>65855192

post on the twitch that alex is a stupid nigger.

>>65855158
It was hell for the first year or so. I was constantly getting into fights and developed a pretty confrontational personality. After that it was pretty fun, but I hated my parents for taking out their stress on me and my brother.

>>65855019
>>65855192
/ck/ is one of those boards with a really low barrier to entry and not enough regular users to create a unique board culture. The later point might be a saving grace in a sense, but I think that makes it kind of trashy too. /ck/ just has so many plebs who don't have a clue about cooking that it isn't even funny. At least with elitist boards, even if people are arrogant, they know what they are talking about, even if there's extreme bias in the community (i.e. /o/ saying buy a Volvo 240).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFoHAHaxLKw
me on the left

>>65855231
Oct 14 lab
Oct 15 theory
Yes, i have class tomorow

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>>65855249
>it's a cu/ck/ing with ja/ck/ thread

bing crosby did an english cover of griechischer wein
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_EqkBEJO4
huh

>>65855226
You can say this shit about anything, as long as the girl is cute herself, any bad traits can be made into endearing ones

like for example: "crooked teeth are so cute on girls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-5aUFoF9g "

It's not true at all, but if you saw bad teeth on a somewhat qt girl like Melanie Martinez, you might agree.

Hey canadian dudes, is it true that there are so many colombians in London, ON that they call it Londombia? Just saw it on normiebook and found it weird

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>>65855272
>tfw on 5 day break

>>65855293
I will cum in your Coffee

the force awakens was pretty bad

>>65855289
El ColombiANO

>>65855289
I used to live in London. Never saw any Colombians there.
It could've been because I didn't live in the central part of the city. I did see a lot of Indians though.

>>65855330
I didn't have any huge problems with it besides Rey being a Mary Sue tbqh

>>65855330
>Le remake movie

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see, i would've never found this if i was monolingual

>>65855289
I have never even heard of this.

>>65855310
Good. I ran out of creamer.
Need the brotein anyway, no homo.

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>>65855355
>German band
>name involves excrement
The memes write themselves, folks

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>>65855330
How could you not like A New Hope II: Jew Jew Abrams Strikes Back?

>>65855340
>>65855366
hmmm yeah probably they're not too numerous / easy to spot compared to indians. I found it quite strange as well

>>65855355
what a name.

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>>65855369
>using creamer

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Have a good night, Canada!

You too, USA.

...that's it.

>>65855401
I actually take it black, like my men

>>65855135
If you're still here, how did it crash and burn?

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>>65855355
>Fun Metal
Literally what

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>i have coffee anything other than black with no sugar
>>65855410
hey fuck you mexico needs love too

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that feel when u jokingly applied for a high paying job that you're probably not qualified for, but somehow you're on the second set of interviews for the position, competing against tryhards who are probably better for the job than you but WEW LAD i've managed to get this far somehow.

>>65855410
where my hug at

>>65855410
yyou too

>>65855254
You know what, I was glorifying the poor lifestyle, mostly because it's what I came up in, and I can see how it could have been a shitty and depressing way to live for a while, especially if you came from a home that wasn't extremely money starved, and you grew up 'sheltered' (aka you grew up in a nice loving and decent family). A lot of kids like this always have run ins with the lower class folks, since these little street rats usually are exposed to more adult behavior and media, or whatever, and seem to mature a little faster than other kids their age, and so anything they find remotely corny, sheltered or 'white' is bashed and poked and prodded relentlessly because I think these poor kids are jealous of a lot of things that you would get from a stable normal middle class family. I've seen it happen numerous times, and I imagine it's very shocking.

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>>65855455

>Die Excrementory Grindfuckers sind eine Fun-Metal-Band aus Hannover. Kennzeichen ihrer Musik ist die humoristisch-satirische Mischung von Popmusik und deutschen Schlagern mit Grindcore.

excrementory grindfuckers are a funmetal band from hanover. a distinguishing feature of their music is the humourous-satirical mix of pop and german hits (a calque from english btw, literally hit as in to hit someone with your fist or something like that) with grindcore

>>65855452

What job?

>>65855410
Good night, Taco-san~

>>65855484
sounds like lolsorandom shit

>>65855478
why is there a picture of black lips doe?

>>65855484
still stuck on wtf is fun metal. That is two words that should not go together.
>>65855549
crusty lips. he needs lipchap.

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>tfw 1.75 m and 85 kg
I feel like a lard ass piece of shit

http://www.strawpoll.me/11385615
http://www.strawpoll.me/11385615
http://www.strawpoll.me/11385615
>>65855584
i dunno either

I dont think 30's horror films have aged well

>>65855599
regard them as comedies

>>65855599
hey fuck you nosferatu is the shit

coffee with just milk is perfect, especially if you have some mexican sweet bread or a few cookies or a slice of cake alongside your mug of coffee oh my lawddd, there is nothing comfier

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>>65855627
>Nosferatu
>30's

>>65855598
what kind of freak doesnt drink coffee?

>>65855587
How much do i weight/height in american?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InSDvFR7NIo
literally me right now

>>65855627

I really tried with Nosferatu. Twice

but it felt so slow

>>65855646
they just drink the cum, no coffee
>>65855645
its even older

>>65855657
use google nigga

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>>65855413
She had a drinking problem that she hid very well. Went to a party, and she got blitzed and tried to fuck random chicks in the bathroom. I found out and dumped her at the party and she had a meltdown and caused a scene lol

Good times.

>>65855471
I wasn't really sheltered. Before I was living with my dad and his gf my mom was nearly arrested for neglecting me and my brother and using drugs in front of us, and some other stuff. I mostly didn't know what was happening since I was 5-7 years old, but it made a huge impact on me. Maybe the recession didn't have much of an effect. Maybe I was going to go down the same path if I had lived in the same neighborhood and made the same, sheltered, friends.

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WOMEN OUT REEEEE
>>65855665
it didnt feel slow to me
is it just the intertitles for you?

>>65855657
you're fat 2bqh

im 6'1' and 69 kg. Im also a cyclist tho

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>there are Mexicans who are smarter than me

If you dont drink coffee, pls leave and come back when you turn 18.

>>65855426
Its part of
>le all metal bands invent their own subgenre meme

>>65855701
You have only yourself to blame, you had EVERY opportunity

>>65855680
oh my. Well this girl hopefully won't have that problem - she's a grad student lol

>>65855701
there are millions of people of all kinds of ethnicities who are smarter than you

>>65855720
I thought it was funposting bought to the music industry.

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>>65855701
Then you already deserve to die.

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vodka with black cherry zevia

not bad senpai

>>65855697
No, I'm fat

i like my women how i like my "i like my women how i like my coffee" jokes
beaten into the ground

>>65855701
black science man is smarter than you
obama is smarter than you
pablo escobar was smarter than you
mugabe is smarter than you
pena nieto is not smarter than you

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>>65855587
>Tfw 177 and 102k

>>65855697
Google says i'm 8'898, 187.393
Would the kkk kill me?

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This is snek thread now.
Post ur rare sneks.

>>65855697
Pic of your bike?

>>65855691
no

>>65855778
>mugabe
i'd dispute this heavily
>black science man
depends on how smart he is

how much does /cum/ have in the bank?

>>65855801

10 bajillion dollars

>>65855801
30 bucks

>>65855801
$210

>>65855801
i havent had a bank account in years

>>65855779
Holy shit anon, suddenly i don't feel that bad.
Just kidding

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>>65855783

>>65855801
350$

>>65855801
16k, but its been like that for a few years. need to get better at budgeting.

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>>65855778
>>65855795
>Mugabe

O i am laffin m8, gr8 b8

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>>65855783

>>65855801
$.30

>>65855782
5'898 lmao sorry

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>>65855783

>>65855849
you know you fail at life when even an anime make fun of your country's currency.

>>65855801
89 000 mexican pesos, i want to buy a car, a cheap one.

>>65855833
Don't worry man, I've brought this on myself, I plan on using the military service to get myself in shape though, and I think that Pokémon go is also helping some.

>>65855852
but that means you're still pretty rich in pesos right?

cool i didn't know mexican royalty posted in /cum/ but it makes sens

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https://www.strawpoll.me/11385643

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>>65855861
I want to boop its nose omg~

>>65855725
It doesn't hurt to try! Godspeed anon

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>>65855801
Roughly 40k, this is nothing in Canada.

>>65855939
pretty decent for savings if debt isn't an issue

>>65855939
>>65855848
dumb canadian richbois

>>65855896
>not buying a motorcycle

>>65855976
i flaunt my ability to sometimes be able to afford public transit passes

>>65855982
wew lad buy a bicycle instead

>>65855801
17k that my gramps left me

people who drive motorcycles are brave imo desu senpai

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>>65855783

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>>65855982
>motorcycles

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feel better buds

Who /Bryanadams/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TtwR2Dbjg

>>65855687
I wasn't really assuming you were so much as I was trying to sympathize how hard it must have been being knocked down a peg on the social totem pole

>>65856008
A lot are stupid too.

>>65856041
fuck off norman

>>65856062
нeт

>>65856041
I go through super high highs and times where I want to die

>>65856061
Sometimes stupid people are useful

>>65856082
i'm similiar, but my highs are more bland tolerance of day to day.

you might be bipolar though.

>>65856046
I can dig it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ

>>65856082
same
6 months of the year I'm real gung-ho about getting shit done and improving myself, and then somewhere around mid-late summer I want to say fuck it and be a hikki forever. I've never had a job more than 6 months, I either quit for an easier one with less hours or I quit for a better one with more hours

Life's ruff

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you can only post ITT if your profile picture on normiebook has 100+ likes

>>65856061
the long term motorcyclists I've known usually end up in bad accidents

looks like a fun way to travel, but if something odd happens on the road and you don't respond right you're crippled

>>65855976
>40k
>rich

The minimum down payment for a mortgage in Canada is :

5% if it is under $500,000
10% for whatever is over $500,000 but below $1,000,000 plus 5% for the $500,000
20% for $1,000,000 or more

The average house price in Toronto or Vancouver (i.e. the cities you can find a decent job) is over $1,000,000.

I can't even afford a legally required down payment to get a mortgage unless it's subhuman tier.

>>65856041

me in the orange

>poor as shit
>work as a practical Department Manager in a grocery store with the pay of a bagger ($9 an hour) and no benefits
>bosses are exploitative, dangling pay raises and promotions in front of me like a carrot
>studying to take IT cert tests for a chance out of here
>always seeing articles on how hard it is to get an IT job now, and even then the pay is shit
>live in fucking Florida
>the assisted living centers are livelier than the tech sector down here
>can't afford to move to Seattle like I want to and where the jobs are
>rent keeps on raising up there too
>no family
>live with mom
>consistently and constantly self sabotage any chances I get

sometimes when I ride my motorcycle I hope I get hit by a car

i like my women how i like my coffee
silent

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>>65856134
>tfw current profile pic is most popular ever in 8 years of using facebook and it only has 34 likes

>>65856157
>no family
>live with mom
really makes you think (and sad)

>>65856146
>waaah I can't afford a McMansion in Hongcouver

have you ever considered shutting the fuck up

>>65856146
>tfw they keep turning shitty apartments into 500,000 plus condos
the housing economy in my city is doing bad because of economic problems, but despite landlords struggling to find and hang onto renters they refuse to lower rent costs after jacking them up over the years.

eat shit, property owners

hi.

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>>65855697
>tfw I'll never cycle through the comfy Canadian countryside
Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort...

>>65856192
Business idea; become a property owner

>>65856185
my mom constantly gives me loaded compliments and pulls other psychological tricks on me that undermine my confidence and self esteem keeping me reliant on her and in my current situation

she's not much of a family

>>65856157
i hope you find something, anon. wish I could give advice but my situation isn't much better.

apartment or motel?

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>open up FB for the first time in months
>my dad sent me a friend request
>just a few weeks before he died
>i never responded to it

>>65856206
*buys you a plane ticket to canada so you can stay at my country house and ride bicycles with me*

>>65856210
you need to be able to afford a mortgage for that to happen. most people try to buy a house with a basement suite so they can rent it out and force a renter to help pay off their mortgage faster.

>>65856230
apartment.

>>65856201
What do you want?

>>65856157
Tell you what, fuck it and drive all the way to Seattle.

>>65856230
motels that do month to month are really seedly places.

>>65856233
at least you got dubs

>>65856258
I was just saying hi.

>>65856233
That's fucking horrible, I'm an edgy fuck, but I felt sad reading that man..

>>65856248
You could always just move to W I N D S O R

>>65856241
*becomes the happiest man in the world*

>>65856233
also im sorry for your loss

>>65856233

why didnt you keep in touch with him already?

>>65856279
You fucking waste of time

>>65856233
>dubs
your Dad understands and loved you, don't dwell on little things.

Can I get arrested for downloading anime in the US? I don't want to deal with the FBI.

>>65856206
Wow, this looks exactly like where I'm going this weekend in southern Quebec. The colours are at their peak and its unseasonably warm... I'm in ecstasy

>>65856315
You chose to reply.

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>>65856326

>>65856295
i don't know where that is

is it a ghetto

i could also try going back to Saskatchewan and risk dying from tornadoes.

Old new thread
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>>65856187
>McMansion

O i am laffin

>>65856319
Not if you're not a moron

>>65856303
maybe he did, the sad part imo is how this old guy who is getting all excited about technology and cool popular social media websites like facebook sends his son a friend request that was seemingly ignored ,since his son is cool and hip with the times he would never be seen with his father as a friend on his modern social media profile, and that might have been an embarrassing and humiliating introduction to social media or the internet in general idk i'm drunk ;__;

>>65856333
yea against my better judgement

>>65856353
buy in surrey within 10 minutes walking of a SkyTrain station

people who bought in metro NYC on LIRR and Metro North stations got good ROI, better than those in transit deserts

>>65856390
did you talk to him in the past few months before he died?

odds are he barely understood how to use the website.

>>65856418
Sorry you wasted your time

>>65856206
its nice desu. i live in the west so not quite that east coast look/color but the mountains and boreal forest are quite nice.

Where do you live?