/brit/

REQUIRE a geordie gf

cara

who /ballymurphy nigger/ here?

who /british/ here?

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>a straight man is more dangerous to the country than a treasonous corrupt liar

t. leftists

>/brit/
>not a single british poster
liking this development

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>>65853544
Me

absolutely sick of """""freshers"""""

>>65853503
This nigger looks like the cult leader from dead rising.

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can we switch biden with pence for the next month? its not like anyone will notice

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36844302

>UK unemployment hits 11 year low

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37574985

>UK productivity now above at pre financial crash levels

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote

>UK will be the fastest growing major advanced economy this year, says the International Monetary Fund

Ah yes, crashed our economy and ruined everything did we? Jog on you retards

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mogg'ers

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>>65853544
Ethnically..

>tfw you'll never be knighted

>>65853584
so where's my job then x

watching dads army

>>65853601
Would fuck this anime too tbqh

>>65853603
thank god
fuck bono and geldof. fucking traitors

>>65853609
you're probably a no hoper lad

>>65853633
Don't panic

>>65853652
What do you mean you bellend

bad night lads

>No qt girl whose face I can shove into my nether regions until she starts suffocating

Why is life so unfair

He can't jst pull out and hand it to Pence. Violates election law.

He woukd have to run, win, and then quit ala Nixon.

>>65853654
maybe

but i'm only 23

willies go in fannies NOT in bums

>>65853684
i'd honestly refuse a knighthood from the queen of england if offered one.
no respect to anyone who bows to a foreign queen either

>>65853711
oh you would not, ead

>>65853702
>only

>>65853698
Girls don't do that irl lad :(

>>65853711
It's a good thing her majesty wouldn't offer a knighthood to a villainous cretin like you then.

>>65853711

To be fair, you are a bit too gay to be eligible for knighthood anyway

>>65853739
i dont think that's old at all desu
i was still in uni a few years ago

>>65853736
>>65853745
>>65853752
they only offer knighthoods to cretins like that benjamin zapalapalapala fella and bono and the like

>>65853755
It's p old m8 I'm 18 and making 6 figures with my eyes on 7 by the time I'm 23

>>65853740

I will make them do that and they will like it like a good girl

>>65853755
dw, i dont think you hit no hoper status until 27

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the gf

>>65853779
ahh yes, school of life graduate?

>>65853769
How sour are those gr8ps m8

>>65853769
The Queen wouldn't offer a knighthood to a republican, and a republican wouldn't take it.

Do some research on the people you talk about cretin.

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>>65853790
Here's mine

bout to wank c u in 20 mins

>>65853782
ty lad
the yank had me actually worried for a min x

>>65853797
Only autistic losers like yourself fall for the uni meme

If you're smart and good looking like I am then you can start succeeding immediately

You're a fat loser though so of course you don't know this

>>65853799
>>65853801
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2003/nov/27/poetry.monarchy?0p19G=c
cretins the lot of ya

>>65853813
the bullshit artist who apparently reckons he will earn 1 mil plus at 23?

nah 27 imo is the point of no hoper status unless you have a solid reason i.e. you were in the army and just got out. anyway, no hoper is more of a mindset not an age.

>>65853809
Tits look fake

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>>65853782
>just turned 27 one month ago
>life has been sliding the shitter steadily since I was 18
Think you might be right m8

>>65853826

I graduated uni at 18 and am making 8 figures faget!!!!!

>>65853832
An obe isn't a knighthood.

It seems like you are the cretin.

>>65853780
I hope you like getting puked on...

how do i stop the loop

>>65853865
its all the fucking same
this is the kind of person who gets offered english state honours
absolutely laughable

A man is relieved and gay when he has put his heart into his work and done his best; but what he has said or done otherwise, shall give him no peace.

>>65853844
That's what tits look like when a girl has a bra on and lies down

Are you a virgin? (not bullying just want to give you some tips if you are)

>it's all the fucking same

Shan't be talking to this sort of person I must say

NEED a low self esteem gf

>>65853866
That depends m8. Are you hitting on me and are you a qt girl?

>>65853864
how much does that really matter when you have no dick though ahahahahahahahahaha mr no dick

am drunk

god save the queen

>>65853943
good post

why are women so useless?

>>65853917
I afforded surgery to install TWO willies to double-penetrate ur mum faget!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>>/vip/

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hello friends across the pond, another night alone drinking away the pain with music to keep me from suicidal thoughts all in all just suppressing the rage and sadness from being alone (all the result of me being a terrible person) hope you are well haha

want to master the following things
>boxing
>russian
>english literature
>photography
>judo

>>65854040
How's the english literature going pal

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>>65854020
HAHAHAHAHA GOD IS DEAD

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>get call from government
>saying something about me accused of tax fraud
>don't even work
>they go at this for hours
>say I'll have to pay $1900 or go court
These scammers almost had me until I realised they were in fact Indian

/blog

>>65854047
pretty shit lad, never even read a single work of shakespeare all the way through

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>>65854054
Hello it's me ur government

>>65853601
very lewd picture

requesting it be deleted

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Anyone know when their second album is coming out?

>>65853943
Sing a sea shanty for us

Yank politics OUT

>>65854191
this is a yank general

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still haven't made Jennie my gf

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>>65854054
>indian shithousers call dad
>tell him from microsoft and try to get him to install malware
>when he doesn't buy into their shit they start cursing him out
>he tells them to fuck off back to sucking on cows asshole or whatver
>they rage and sperg and he hangs up
>mfw

going to post cypress hill songs until i get bored of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFdBjeVpLPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS5TIcLJXTw

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>>65854020
is this why /brit/ is dead? all the normies bought a pass and moved to /vip/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGUG6QqGiHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWnH7cV_-c

might suck a nigger lad off

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>>65854200
>>65854207
>>65854218
>>65854224
>>65854237
>>65854243
>>65854259
>>65854276
>>65854284
SNAP

MAKE /BRIT/ BRITISH AGAIN

I'm in the VIP

>>65854290
all me

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Rate me

>>65853533
What do you know of Ballymurphy?

Brit on holiday

American tap water tastes like a fucking toilet. Getting more and more disillusioned with this place the more I stay here. I thought america was the stuff of dreams but im genuinely starting to see this place as 3rd world

forgot how fucking shit all of zero's missions in san andreas are. worst part of the game

>>65854309
horrible

>>65854329
*flies an explosive tipped RC plane into your piehole*

take that

>>65854309
Unfortunate/10

Oh cool there's a new Five Nights at Freddys game
neat

>>65854309
impressive and euporic

saved on my fedora folder

Isn't it bed time for brits? Go to bed. This is yank territory now

>>65854393
My runt cousins that are like 8 years old play that

Off yourself

>>65854413
I was being sarcastic you dumb fucking leaf

Anyone else seen these Hilary Clinton leaked emails really going against multiculturalism in Europe? Bit confused lads

>>65854406
Are commonwealth lads keep the seat warm for us.
Who does that for you in /cum/?

>>65854443
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/295

Really weird as this is exactly the sort of shit you'd see on /pol/

>>65854427
No you weren't you pathetic worm

How would you even keep track of it being released?

Yanks OUT

>>65854474
We are annexing brit tbH

>>65854455
Third worlders lmao

>>65854468
yes I was being sarcastic you bloody schizoid.

and it's called browsing the internet

Bongs pls bump my thread

>>>/pol/91944844

>>65854468
m8 he was clearly being sarcasming

>>65854474
This

>>65854467
Are these Clinton's words?

>>65854510
what a shit thread>>65854527

How do you prepare for Trump's victory?

those millions were really sweet, think I'll have another

>>65854600
That's simple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2fEHAcrJA

>>65854732
That was... Enlightning, lad

>>65854753
jolly good

should've been a submariner lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRxdrg9BtU

>>65854600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyXjY5L-_E
Not even a fruit.

>>>/vip/

Where were you when 4chan was kill?

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the wifes son

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>>65854788
Posting on /vip/

>>65854788
They really should think of a way to make that board actually good. For instance allowing uploads of different file types, such as mp3 or pdf.. Anything, because right now it's just like an entitled /trash/

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>>65854788
RIP

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Lads
It's habbening

I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

>>65854846
>they
This is not a good direction Hiro has taken.
Although I'd hate it he should kill /pol/ and make /b great again.

>>65854928
what will you change this time to make sure it sticks

>>65854929
>Hiro
I doubt he's making these decisions unilaterally.

Killing /pol/ would be a mistake.

Wish Hiro would just ban catholicshits

That would get rid of most of the shiposting

Speaking to a bird and keep calling her my future gf for banter
She doesn't seem to have any objections to this

>>65854993
she's probably more drawn to your colorful secondary feathers and less to your song

>>65854993
so ask her out

>>65854978
Alri Cromwell

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>>65854993
Smart. You're planting the idea but with some plausible deniability. Very impressive m8.

the fat ultrayank has had it lads
and desu I think it's quite funny

>>65853503
How fucked is this guy right now?

why is scotland even a thing?

>>65854960
Who else has a deciding vote? He owns a tonne of chans.
I love /pol/ like the rest of us but that was the teeth pulled from /b, Us too since we were spawned at the same time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiYZ_7g0hh4

>>65855071
I'm not saying anybody is voting on anything but he's most likely discussing ideas with the mods/developers that have been here far longer than he.

/b/ is cancer, if /pol/ were dissolved I doubt the majority would make it their new board.

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yo if anyone of those clown lads were to get all uppity in my area
I'd deck him

>>65855186
Ah yes, the autistic Aussie

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>>65855216
>yank
invalid

>>65855155
I don't care too much. I should have quit this place years ago.
moot thought he did the right thing splitting /b/ into component parts, but /pol/ rekt him in the end.
Maybe it was better having a volatile pot than having a dedicated focus group?

>>65853546
Isn't Hillary a grill?

I've come to the conclusion that the perfect job for me would be a taxi driver.

>>65855229
C'mon post the pic

weird to think the girl who shagged chad then went onto do charity work 10am the morning after.

rly mak u tink

>>65855273
taxi drivers in the uk have to go through some rigorous training don't they? when i was in the uk i noticed all of my cab drivers knew where to find every street in the city without gps. that is not an easy task

>>65855232
meh, let's just see how things go. Doubt anything radical will change.

Still don't quite understand why ads couldn't solve the problem. You could prevent people posting with a blocker enabled and I don't buy the fact that 4chan can't find anyone willing to advertise here, the traffic is huge.

>>65855312
I have no idea how googtles couldn't make this place run at a profit.

>>65855300
yes, but that's why I've come to that conclusion.

I've found that I'm very good at navigation and knowing where things are

I'm actually gay I lied

>using traditional taxis in 2016

Its like you want to pay more for an average service

>>65855300
>taxi drivers in the uk have to go through some rigorous training don't they?
They do that rigorous training in elite taxi schools in Mumbai.
Really though, other than London, maybe Birmingham, not that hard knowing where things are. Everyone has Garmins now too.

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>mfw chuka umunna is in 10 downing street before 2030

>>65855376
I must be missing something, there's no way you could run a site with this amount of traffic and not figure out a way to monetise it. Would love to have a crack at it myself.

>>65855377
but with the advent of alternative services like uber and lyft you'd be retarded to invest in a career being a traditional cab driver

>>65855453
You were too busy with loic back in the day lol

>>65855459
well yes
but still if I did work for uber I could still make use of my navigational skills

>>65855442
>Labour MP
>In number 10
>before 2030
haha
>>65855481
GCHQ pls

>>65855294
Hahahahahaha.
Look who's here!!!

>>65855499
>he doesn't know that blaire formed a pact with the devil at the turn of the millennia

i pity the fool

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CUTE ANIME GIRLS WITH EARS

>>65855438
>not that hard knowing where things are.
london cab's know where everything address is at. look at a fucking london map. that's pretty tough to do

We won't be properly diverse until everyone has brown skin, brown eyes and black hair.

Morning chums :^)

>>65855555

>>65855312
>the traffic is huge.
the average user couldn't even buy used panties.

>>65855556
Garmin is your friend. Is there an Apple version of Garmin?

>>65855415
uber is only better some of the time desu other times it's just as bad if not worse than regular cabs

NEED a northern gf to HAVE rough SEX with after long day at colliery lads

>>65855563
>have swarthy skin, jet black hair and green eyes

nice feel

>>65855579
4chan users probably make up 90% of the used panties market

>>65855671
>green eyes


Check your privilege white lord

>>65855700
My dad has blue eyes, so I carry both.

Really good feel tbqh

DEMAND a MANC slag to make LOVE to on a rainy day after listening to some DOOPIN tunes by ESSENTIAL manc BANDS like THE SMITHS and OASIS

>>65855556
My first venture into London, early 00's me and the missus got horribly lost.
There was a night bus driven by this big black lad. We were, 'can you tell us where this is lad please?'
'I'm not in service now. Fuck.. Come on, jump in..'
Big red bus took us right to the door.
What decent man. Probably the most decent soul in London.

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>I'm here for the IT position

how difficult is it to move to london? should i bother applying to schools there? that seems like the most realistic option to at least start the process

thailad is that you in the Japanese thread?

2g of OG kush straight up the shitter

Saw someone FUMING about how the Mafia III protagonist was black haha, got really cut about it

>>65855844
why would someone get mad over that haha

>>65855844
why is a black man in the mafia?

>>65855884
Because it's BLACKED and TUMBLR

>>65855894
Because it's a black mafia or something

>>65855834
Nah, never post outside of /brit/ on /int/

>>65855894
we wuz italianz n shiet nigga

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>>65855904
>black mafia

>>65855905
I don't believe you

>>65855986
>what is Sicily

Bloody hell mates this long-distance-sex shit is hard

gf is tearing her hair out over it

>>65856021
ok

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>>65856030
>>65856021
>>65855907
>>65855904
>>65855894
>>65855884
>>65855844

>>65855904
It's acceptable as fantasy and there were blacks Jews and Irish within the Mafia in the 60's
I mean it's not like Sweden telling us, WW1 the BEF and Germany was all sub saharan African. And Bedouin women turned the war in the desert.
And you're racist for disputing this.

>>65856107
wish it was whites on the european maps and colonials in the colonial maps desu

waiting for the next non-yank edition /brit/ to post in

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>>65856107
>there were blacks Jews and Irish within the Mafia in the 60's
um..... lad??

you dont actually play as a mafia member i dont think but you hunt down italian mafia members

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The VR waifu era will soon be upon us lads.

Reminder not to commit suicide just yet.

>>65856189
I'm fervently against the very idea of VR and will never use one willingly.

>>65856189
this is nice but i also want children, i dont have any brothers and i need to make sure this name doesnt die

>>65856107

Maybe irish/Jews as associates and they may have been half Italian but black people afraid not friendo

>TEKKEN 7 will be on steam early 2017
wew
*adds to wish list*

>>65856214
same

>>65856284
you really are a runt.

>>65856284
is that on your wishlist before or after a life?

>>65856243
>Maybe irish/Jews as associates
a non Italian would never have a chance of being a proper "member"
even non-Sicilians would have issues.
the Irish and Jews had their own gangs, but the Irish did associate with the Italians more than others due to being Catholic.

>>65856301
>>65856325
would rek u both on tekken tho

>>65856284
I thought you were more interested in 'te-kids ahahahahaha

thailad on suicide watch
getting btfo in his own thread

>>65856375
yes you would

Thailad earns decent money and has no pals

beyond me why he doesn't sort his diet out & start lifting and spend time reading books instead of lurking in internet cesspits.

Doomed to remain an emaciated gimp forever at this rate.

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>Thailad earns decent money

>>65856369
Non-Italians never got to the inner circle but, there were Irish and Poles who got as good as.
Hitmen/bodyguards and accountants.

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>>65856028
That is quite nice

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Thailad what do you think of this laptop for $400?

also it says it has USB 3 which is nice since the default original t520 only had USB2

>>65856510
in terms of purchasing power, he does. lives in a country with average income of 5k USD...

>>65856546
A steal for $400

>>65856572
I'd live there if I had the balls to move.
A yank with yank taxes mocking Thailad is rather funny.

>>65856572
he lives in bang cock, which is 100x more expensive than the rest of the country. also if he wants to buy any foreign products he is fucked

note to thailad: do NOT join in this conversation, this is between him and I.

>fighting games
alri gramps

watching some quality british programming lads

>>65856546
they're very good lad

I am loving my t430

>>65856637
Go on son.

>>65856637
that happens to me too sometimes when i type in bbc into my porn search engine. hate that

>>65856676
it's ex on the beach hahahahaha

should I tune a 17 year old on tinder

>tune

What did he mean by this?

>>65856685
fugly brits on the beach?

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>>65856668
Yea I'm going to jump on it tomorrow morning
hopefully no cheeky fucks buy it

I'm going to wipe it and turn it into my Linux meme machine

>>65856724
yeah basically just people with double digit IQs in a beach resort while their ex partner's are introduced into the house to create arguments basically

it has a crossover with geordie shore so it's that tier hahaha

>>65856699
haha yes

>>65856735
the only reason I kept windows was because mine came with windows 7 professional so I wasn't going to clear it or else I'd have to go to 10 if I wanted windows again

>tfw you think of something witty to say 30 minutes later

>>65856764
>I'd have to go to 10 if I wanted windows again
nah

>>65856744
Fair enough lad. Only fair. We spilled enough seed over Neighbours and Home and Away over the years.

>>65856764
not true at all, dickhead

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>>65856764
since it will come with Windows 10 I don't care much
I have a Desktop with windows anyways for other things.
I need something to work my artisanal code magic on

my Dad's star sign is Cancer

pretty ironic how he died tbf

>hungry af
>no bread in the house

I either eat eggs & bacon with ryvita or walk 10 mins to Morrisons/15 to Saino's (preferable shop hehe)

>>65856791
>>65856785
I tried another place which was selling the same laptop but with 10, and they wanted to charge some fee of like $100 to backroll it cba paying that

I like windows 7 anyway tbf

>>65856808
Rapture took my parents.

>>65856808
RIP anons dad

>>65856821
Just download windows 7, burn it to cd, install it.

>>65856808
mines Virgo haha

>Windows
http://www.xvideos.com/video8424294/brutal_anal_and_vaginal_fisting_destruction

>>65856808
that's not ironic you dolt.

>>65856788
m8 it's a kicker of a show, they're honestly borderline retarded. it doesn't seem ethical to put people this stupid in an environment designed to make them mad and fight hahahaha

>>65856840
haha u a virgin lol?

>>65856834
>>65856835
>>65856840
>>65856849
yeah cheers

got killed by a giant crab

>>65856840
September.
Your mum had sex at Christmas.

told the lads I have cancer when in fact I do not haha

>>65856863
hahahahahahahahaha

>>65856857
no ive had sex loads of times you just wouldn't know them they go to a different school haha

>>65856863
howling great post

>>65856875
seems legit

messaged the 17 year old

>>65856905
gonna help her with her homework?

hahahahaha get it


cancer

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa

>>65856905
Is 17 legal in spoderland?

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>>65856915
haha nice one lad

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Need a maid gf

>>65856948
haha thanks mate!!

the fuck is going on with my dick lads...

weirdest acid trip ever

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Why is Trump such a creepy fucking twat and cunt?

mate posted an instagram pic posing with the index finger raised and I commented "rasheed", now getting loads of backlash and he said he is reporting me to the dean at our uni. should I be worried?

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>>65856875
>used to have a gf
>broke up
>she moved
>people asked me if i've had a gf
>tell them she moved
>none of them believed me

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Mummy just sent me this

>>65857025
is he ok?

trend ive noticed: women dont like it when you say pussy

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On my way to work haha. Only a mere 9 hours until I can relax.

>>65857058
thats what you get for being a dumbass wagie

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>>65857000
If my daughter looked like that I'd have incestuous thoughts too

>>65857063
I have to otherwise my mum will kick me out and I will die homeless.

>>65857102
get bennies

>>65857040
Mistress T

>>65857153
Love her (Mummy)

>>65857018
y-yes...

>>65856958
Man needs a maid.

17 year old messaged me back

>>65857187
what'd she say hahaha

is mr shankly here

>>65856989
to elabourate
I got wasted on LSD enough so that I tried pullng my phimosis dick back all the way
the LSD anesthetised it enough (apparently) and I discovered that I had an extra inch and a half hidden there all the time
thing is, now if I get hard, the blood just pools, then turns purple
this might be defcom 3, it's starting to hurt

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475903839186.webm

>>65857201
all above board detective don't worry mate

I'm mr white Christmas
I'm mr snow

>>65857241
no worries mate just leave the door open yeah?

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>>65857231
>posting porn webms with sound
d e v i l i s h

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>>65857229
From now on DO NOT get hard

asked the 17 year old if she wants to meet haha

My biggest flaw? I care too much

MUH FREEZE PEACH

Just finished an episode of the old "neurotically cleaning the old room on an adderall high" lads

looks like a no then lads

>>65857405
hmm wait she's just said maybe

>>65857311
bloody nonce

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morning lads

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Just been for my morning run

>Legs and feet start feeling heavy and like I'm running with weights
>Not gonna make it
>Suddenly imagine all the women I fancy there cheering me on and watching
>Push through
>Make it home
>Nearly collapse and die

Saw a cute girl on the train just now. Imagined life with her as my gf.

hmm looks like a no again

>>65857569
better than imagining bashing her head in

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Night lads.

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>>65857601
i'll be joining you soon cana-kun

>>65857629
>>65857629
>>65857629
>>65857629

>>65857635
ah yes we urgently need a new thread

>3x bacon 2x egg sarny for brekky

oi oi!!!!!

>>65857553
cardio kills gains la