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Disgusting C*nadians not allowed
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>>65846157
I.E. Only people east of Ontario.
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>>65846230
Close enough
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Canadian reporting from Brazil
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>>65846460
out
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>>65846460
I heard Brazilians like white people especially Anglos, is this true?
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>>65846494
Make me, fatass
>>65846526
They like white people yeah, but depending on where you are in Brazil there's a good amount of white or lighter people around so being white isn't a novelty, they love Italians here, love them. Say you're Italian and rich and girls will flock to you.
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MGS2>MGS3

Fact
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>>65846623
Do Brazilians like black Americans? :)
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>>65846653

nah

it was pretty annoying outside of his mostmodernism schtick
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>>65846670
No one likes black Americans
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>>65846623
I meant they like foreign white people.

also
>Wop detected

:^)
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>>65846704
Oh :(
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>>65846653
Is that Liquid Snake
It's been a while, can't tell for sure
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>>65846700

postmodernism*
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>>65846653
Enjoy your scene punk fagboi

>>65846724
It's OK
I am an black American
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Does anyone know some Spanish slang for the clap, like chlamydia?
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>>65846751
>I am an black American
Hello my fellow black friend

How's life??
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>>65846819
It's OK

My dad and my step-mom are splitting up and I don't know who is going to get custody of my sisters so that sucks :(
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>>65846724
>>65846751
Why is black political culture so shit? Much of black culture is really great, but blacks' ability to be rational and confront issues in a logical manner seems to be virtually nonexistent. It's like everything is about feelings, and facts don't mean shit. Why is this?
I really want you guys to be better and thrive, honestly.
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>>65846907
>black culture is really great
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>Niggers are on my /cum/
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>>65846291
that's a good get
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>>65846907
>Why is black political culture so shit?
Welfare. If millions of white people depended on government handouts, would you really expect them to vote for Republicans that are intent on restricting those handouts?

>Much of black culture is really great
Not since the 60's fampai
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>>65846953
wow your gif really helped prove your point!
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my fucking ISP calls me every day trying to sell me cable tv

they call from weird numbers that don't say the company name and never leave a voice mail

it's fucking insane
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USA BTFO

>>65846855
>>65846855
>>65846855
>>65846855
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>>65846670
I'm not sure but a lot of white or lighter Brazilians dislike black people.
>>65846718
Yeah I guess, pretty much all of Latin/south American girls like white guys though.
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>>65847002
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>>65846991
Aren't most Republican voters poverty stricken people who live in the middle of fucking no where in the bible belt?

>>65847019
next time they call, tell them to put you on their internal Do No Call list. also mention you've been getting these calls repetitively and if they continue threaten to drop the internet package and move to another ISP.
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>>65847066
i tell them to do that every single time

i'm pretty sure they farm it out to a third party call center and pay commission per subscription they get, that's why they're so insanely persistent

i would just never answer, but they always call from different numbers
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>the average american poster on /cum/ is either chicano or black
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>>65847116
There are whites too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VPLOVJ0u94


post tunes
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>>65846953
Ok, that.
I meant jazz, Richard Pryor, and sheeeeit.
>>65846991
>would you really expect them to vote for Republicans
I don't see how that would help anything, either.

t. white, non-conservative, Catholic, married
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>>65847066
No
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>>65847066
>Aren't most Republican voters poverty stricken people who live in the middle of fucking no where in the bible belt?
It's just blue collar workers and people who have voted Republican since Reagan or Nixon. Not all of them are poor
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>>65847063
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>>65847155
>I don't see how that would help anything, either.
My bad, I thought you were talking about how we tend to vote for progressives
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>>65847107
even then, they should still have an internal DNC list to avoid wasting time on a no-sale. sometimes it can take a month for companies to update those lists.

if they aren't stating the company name, it could be scammers calling?
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>>65847154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ptavYnUBM
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>>65847152
Nice try, Jose
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>>65847166
I guess the average American doesn't want to talk to a white person, not surprising really.
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>>65847225
My name is Tyrone, Pablo
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>>65847231
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>>65847212
they do state who they are when they call, and don't ask for personal information, they know who i am and what services i currently have, it just doesn't show up as them on call display, and they never leave voice mail, which i find very strange

basically every 2-3 months they will ramp up they will call me every day until i tell them to fuck off, then they leave me alone for a couple months
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>>65847231
>Kendra (((Yoshinaga)))
tenno heikai banzai
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>>65847231
t. Huayng Ching
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>>65847159
by red states from past elections, it seems like people from more wealthy liberal states like yew york vote democrat.

while the red neck states are usually red from what I remember. I guess that doesn't mean they leech off welfare either way. Maybe it's a non-black thing, but government assistance seems to be considered a badge of shame for most people.
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>>65847207
Right, I was just saying voting for Republicans wouldn't help. Do you think that welfare is also responsible for the disintegration if the black nuclear family? It's my understanding that our current system provides incentives for single motherhood.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3rDFzEzgDY

weed smokers btfo
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>>65847154
https://youtu.be/mFp7L2Bb35g
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>>65847375
>It's my understanding that our current system provides incentives for single motherhood.
It removes the financial barrier to divorce so people are more likely to get divorced. The women also don't really have an incentive to choose a partner that they can live with for a long time so they're more likely to pick a nigger to be their baby daddy

Welfare in general removes the financial incentive to actively choose to be in a stable environment(ie people staying married, the men working a steady job, the women putting their children into line)
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>>65847269
>it just doesn't show up as them on call display
You're probably right about it being 3rd party on commission then. They'd gain nothing for providing a good customer experience and likely don't add people onto DNC lists since they wouldn't get paid for it.

If it really bothers you I'd call the companies actual customer support, or cause PR problems with a public tweet to the companies twitter since those can get better response times. If they can add you on their side, since they'd control what numbers the 3rd party sales team calls that might be the way to go about it.

Might also not want to answer phone calls from area codes you aren't familiar with or that are associated with call centres.
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Can I be a nationalist and a nihilist at the same time?
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>Can I be a nationalist and a nihilist at the same time?
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>>65847324
It's almost like the black people dependent on welfare thing is just a meme.
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>be me
>go on /mu/
>find an interesting looking album
>listen to the album
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Can I be autistic and assburgers at the same time?
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>>65847551
>It removes the financial barrier to divorce so people are more likely to get divorced.
>implying single black moms were married to begin with
I think that may apply more-so for you than most other blacks.

But how does any of that factor into the muh feelings shit that always pops up as the answer to statistics in a discussion about issues facing black people?
>>65847624
Sure, lots of people are immature dumbasses.
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>>65847675
>Giving Minuet wings
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7kdgRQK_M
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so many good thanksgiving sales for guns and ammo
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>>65847697
>/mu/
>promoting anything that isn't pretentious garbage
I don't believe you.
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>>65847696
>It's almost like the black people dependent on welfare thing is just a meme
Have you ever even been in a black neighborhood?

>>65847723
Can you give me an example? I'm not sure exactly what you're saying
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>>65847761

pretty good classic rock thread up, desu
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Can't stop jerking off
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>>65847757
>tfw still stuck at parents house so no guns or gun related stuff allowed
can't wait to finish school, move out and get my own place.
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>>65847762
>Have you ever even been in a black neighborhood?
I grew up in them.
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>>65847154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xp2lgiAjY
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>>65847809
MOOOOOOOODS!
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>>65847827
Sure you did senpai

If you did you'd know all about the cunts claiming disability for a stubbed toe and the people claiming their fourth cousin's kids on their taxes
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>>65847762
https://youtu.be/AV2Rs_N32DY

https://youtu.be/_cUDl_LEtak
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>go on /int/
>find thread about international cultures
>post in thread
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>>65847809
18+ only, you retarded nigger
>>65847906
I don't believe you.
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Did you fap to your female friend?
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>>65847906
>thread about international cultures
>on /int/
Liar
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>>65847857
>>65847926
not highschool you dummies.
I aint paying 800 beaver bucks a month for a closet.
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>>65847863
Sorry. I didn't grow up in Texas.
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>>65847941

many times

too many times actually
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>>65847941
I felt guilty becaue she was in a relationship but I never stopped
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>>65847949
Me too. Everyone should experience Texas growing up
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>go on /pol/
>find a thread in which anons are having an intelligent discussion about politics
>post in thread
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>>65848023

I visited Fairview 6 years or so ago

was bretty cool
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>>65848023
>Everyone should experience Texas growing up
DisGUSTing
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>>65848023
>there are people ITT who unironically want to live surrounded by hillbillies on welfare
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>>65848055
Fairview is nice

>>65848061
>>65848065
DELET THIS
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>>65848061
>>65848065
yanks out
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>>65848027
bullshit
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>>65848088
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5onaWSflUQ0
When was the last time you listened to Frank Ocean, /cum/?
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>>65847867
I think the muh feelings response is just a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that the black community at large is so shit
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>>65848027
>anons are having an intelligent discussion about politics
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>>65848088
>yank
ExcUUUUUUUUUUUUse me?????
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>>65848136
Enjoy your ban. :3
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>>65848061
>>65848065
>be Yankee
>be scum
What's new?
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>>65848212
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>>65848027
This has always been unlikely but ever since Trump got the nomination it is impossible.
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>>65848088
Fuck you, and fuck Texas.
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California > Texas

Better food. Better people. Better climate. More educated populace.
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>>65848212
t.still salty that Papa Grant kicked hick ass
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>>65848227
>>65848235
>>65848255
>>65848256
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to KICK your asses
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can't believe people are still butthurt about losing a civil war like 200 years ago just let it go bro lmao
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>>65848212
I'm not Yankee xd
I'm yeehaw, but not Texan
Whatever
Could
I
b e . . .
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>>65848281

*cuts off welfare*
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>>65848281
yeah, after you get off your scooter in three years
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>>65848212
Leave, then.
>>65848255
>Better people.
I agree with you except on this point. Californians are the worst people, and their accents are awful.
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>I'm yeehaw

>>65848308

we dont have accents

delet this
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>>65848292
he's right
>americans
ahahahahaha
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>>65848302
Y-you wouldn't really do this would you?

>>65848292
>taking memes seriously
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>>65848281
No, you won't. You'll just post more stupid shit, you sackless faggot. Meanwhile, in New England, I will enjoy a high standard of living and a 94% white population.
>inb4 cost of living
It keeps trash like you out.
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>>65848331
>california
>we dont have accents
i'm literally wooping and shouting right now
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>>65848308
>Californians are the worst people, and their accents are awful.
People is the Western US and Canada have no accents.
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>>65848368
>taking memes seriously
>implying Southerners aren't unironically salty
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>>65848331
>no accent
>my mom is daaaad
I'm a New Englander. You have accents, and they're awful.
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>>65848391
Quebecers and Newfies have accents.
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>>65848388
>Hillbillies
>Wooping and shouting
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>>65848388

surfers are a stereotype and make up like 3% of the state. Valley girls dont count

>>65848410

we say 'dead', what are you talking about
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>>65848418
the southern accent is considered the default american accent by everyone worldwide.
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>>65848412
I meant western US and western Canada
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>>65848379
>MUH: the post

>>65848398
Stop making fun of us then.. we're a valuable part of the union, I swear
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>the southern accent is considered the default american accent by everyone worldwide.
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>>65848441
"No"
Just shut the fuck up before you embarrass us
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>>65848391
Bullshit. Everyone has an accent, you dolt. I can handle the Rockies and Southwest, but the West Coast accents are fucking horrible. They're Wisconsin-tier.

t. has lived in every major region of the USA
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>the southern accent is considered the default american accent by everyone worldwide
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>>65848496

we dont have accents
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>>65848496
No, you are wrong.
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>>65848522
Accent literally means "method of pronunciation". You'd have to be mute not to have one.
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>Not being yeehaw
Plebeians

>>65848331
Californians have accents bud
Just like how we here in Bumfuck have accents
Stop being dumb
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>the southern accent is considered the default american accent by everyone worldwide
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Alright, Pebbles. Before you go out with Chad-Bamm for the night, let me read you a passage from the holy Scriptures.
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>>65848556
>You'd have to be mute not to have one.

Do people sign with accents?
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>>65848436
I'm talking about your accent. You pronounce words incorrectly, and your intonation is often inappropriate for the type of phrase being used (questioning lifting at the end of a statement).
>>65848465
U jelly
>>65848522
>>65848524
Learn to speak correctly.
>>65848570
No, it's split between random southern, bad NY/NJ, and valley girl. They're all awful on the ears, though.
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>>65848601
Actually yes they do
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>people trolling as if people in california have accents
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https://twitter.com/Simone_Biles/status/784136678428422144

only white men have the power to elevate women of color
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Why is there no porn of this yet?
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>>65848647
>mfw I realized Michael J Fox is a stutterer in ASL
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>Californians pretending they're the default of the nation and therefore have no accent
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>>65848556
>You'd have to be mute not to have one.
I don't know, can tardspeak be considered an accent?
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I dont understand what accent we have

everything we say sounds like normal english
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>>65848707
and yet black women are the demographic with the highest rate of college attendance. they get paid shitloads of money to go to college for free, and then they get a degree in african womyns studies and wonder why they live on welfare their entire life
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Why do you idiots even care if a state has an accent to it

Seriously what fucking difference does it make
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>>65848803
It matters because apparently Califags get triggered when they're told that they have an accent
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>>65848803
If you hear someone with an accent from New Jersey your first reaction should be to run away.

It matters a lot.
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>>65848771
Everything any English speaker says sounds like normal English to them.

Californians sound like they say they "rode the fairy" when they talk about the ferry for example. That sounds really silly.
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>>65848803
>Being unironically nihilistic
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https://youtu.be/uQuj2dxKl_M
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>>65848853

fairy and ferry have the exact same sound
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What accent does Meowth have?
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>>65848853
How would you say it?
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>>65848871
Jew
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>>65848870
I live in SD, we don't have either of these, and they make different sounds
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>>65848870
No, ferry has the e sound in bed. You know, like it's fucking spelled.
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>>65847154
http://youtu.be/YXeUXmCV5IA
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>>65848853
Ferry and Fairy are pronounced the same m8
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>>65848862
>"California accent"
>From West Virginia
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>>65848922

no, the e makes an 'e' sound like in 'there'
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>>65848922
Ferry should be pronounced like berry.
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>tfw cot and caught sounds the same

Feels good desu
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>>65848993

exactly

better example then I could think of
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>>65848968
I'm just posting strong accents senpai
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>>65848993
Both of those are pronounced the same as fairy
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We can prove this with science
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0
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>>65849011
>>65848993
Berry is said like ferry, and fairy is different. You know, like they're spelled.
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>>65849029
yes
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>>65849065
All three sound the same
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>>65849107
>>65849066
>>65849029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5f3b3d62K
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>>65846157
>meet cute girl
>talk to her over normiebook for several weeks
>we both really like each other
>I'm extremely picky with girls - she must be christian, she must be abstinent, she must be socially conservative
>I absolutely value my religion above everything else, and so will not ever date a girl that does not have christian values and sticks to them
>she's cute, smart, sweet, abstinent, and Christian.
>We both REALLY like each other
>we're chatting, when I tell her I like her character
>she says define character
> I tell her that good character to me is someone who is kind, Christian, and socially conservative
>she wanted to know what I meant by social conservativism, so I described a few things, like opposition to things like abortion or gay marriage
>turns out she supports gay marriage

D:
She was *almost* perfect. I've never connected this well with anybody else I've ever met, and I liked her so much... and now I have to friendzone her.
I'm practically doomed to be forever alone.

Is there any chance of someone being able to change a girl's mind on a subject like that? I used to swing slightly liberal and support things like Gay marriage, but then my faith in God really strengthened and I completely turned around. Is there any hope?
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strange
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>>65849054
>tfw it won't cite anything in SD
ree
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>>65849242
>We don't know where you're from, but it's sure as fuck not New Jersey
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>>65849151

sounds the exact same, but with a 'b' and an 'f'
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>>65846230
Wait are you saying only people east of Ontario are allowed or not allowed? I've been drinking alone.
>>
>>65849165
women usually conform to their man's beliefs unless their a STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN. you have a chance.
>>
lads, any cold alcohol drinks sold in liquor stores or do I need to go to a more specialty place for that?
>>
>>65849065
Maybe in whatever backwards shithole you were born in
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>>65849054
>tfw I live in NYC
Sheeeeiiiiit
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>>65847675
Is that a microprocessor on the flank?
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>>65849217
>mfw im from Washington state and say cougar
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>outjungled peanut TWICE
>shotcalled a win against ANX
>rekt CLG

Is PVPStejos the god of worlds?
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>>65849242
It cited Denver, Aurora, and Wichita
Really revs up the ol' think tank
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>>65849293
They are very clearly distinct. The recordings on the Merriam Webster website are different as well. Compare them.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ferry
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fairy

>>65849311
Allowed
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>>65849165
>I used to swing slightly liberal and support things like Gay marriage, but then my faith in God really strengthened and I completely turned around. Is there any hope?
>I've decided to follow a certain path, so I must legally impose this on others
I don't see what these things have to do with each other. Besides, salvation is a choice, and it can't be forced onto others.

t. tolerant, accepting, fairly well-adjusted, and married Christian man
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>>65849054
I always thought everyone said cougar desu
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>>65849165
i understand the sentiment but you gotta drop the hardcore christ-cuck shit if you wanna get ass, m8
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>>65849400

no, you literally said them with the exact same sound
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>>65849459
We say Mountain Lion here in SD

At least here in the hills
>>
>>65848707
Do you think she actually believes what she saying, or just a disingenuous career politician trying to exploit a political issue for popular support?
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>>65849405
Have your "union" if you want, marriage is a vow to god as man and woman. Gay marriage is as legitamate as a man marrying an animal.
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>>65849477
No I didn't. I just didn't exaggerate them for a pronunciation guide.
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>>65849333
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>>65848738
They're the default state insofar as they're more likely to default on their loans.
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>>65846460
ayyy bud reporting in from melbourne
>>
>>65849459
Everyone in the South that I've ever met refers to them as cougars
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>>65849534
>"""people""" in Boston unironically think that you can drive on an outdated house phone
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>>65849530
I'm a man married to a woman, and our chromosomes match those descriptions. I actually agree that religious marriage and legal civil unions should be different things. Legal marriages shouldn't exist, but, since they do, it should be open to everyone.
Before you start muh progressive libtard insults at me, I'll point out that I'm a fiscally left-leaning libertarian, and this position is informed by my Christian faith. Also, I'm old.
>>
>>65849405
Because the Bible is clear that if you support a sinner in their sins, you are just as guilty.
So if a gay man marries his other man and goes to hell because he never found god, you'll be held accountable in heaven for supporting it.
>>
>>65849534

It's a roundabout you pleb
>>
>>65849642
>fiscally left-leaning libertarian
So you're a communist that doesn't want to be associated with them

Enjoy your chronic faggotry
>>
>>65849530
This leaf is right.
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wtf is this
>>
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>>65849648
>>65849640
Rotary is the official name plebeians.
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>>65849165
m8, fellow Christian here
what denomination are you and what is she?
>>
>>65849674
>kitty wampus
Catty-corner is objectively the right answer
>>
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Virginia uber alles
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>>65849405
He isn't imposing it on others, he just wants to marry someone with similar views as himself thats all
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>>65849165
>be gay
>be conservative christian

life is hell
>>
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reminder that the only correct answer is yard sale
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>>65849692
While I'm not a big fan of it, she's Catholic
I'm Baptist.
Those are big differences, but you can take someone who already believes in Christ STRONGLY and shift their denomination if you're competent enough.
But you can't do that to someone who's lukewarm unless they actually want to, and that's a once-in-a-blue-moon occurrence.
>>
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>>65849689
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>>65849705
Blue = goodness, bestness
Red = worstness, most terrible
>>
>>65849759
It's garage sale you fucking faggot
>>
tfw no virginia gf
>>
>>65849741
Tbh I am in support of that in a way
See
>>65849646
But you're right when you say I want to marry someone with similar views.
>>
>>65849787
You're selling it in your yard cunt
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>>65849674
The etymology goes some like quatre > cat (like the French pronunciation of quatre) > kitty.
>>
>>65849780
>Pittsburgh and Utah
>good

>>65849787
this is incorrect
>>
>>65849459
In california we call them mountain-lions or Pumas
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>>65849763
homie, there are bigger differences there than gay marriage. You should be more concerned that she believes salvation is given based on works rather than faith alone. I know ultimately you want her to be a wife, so would you be cool with her teaching your kids that they need to EARN their salvation?

You have been severed from Christ, you who are seeking to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace.
Galatians 5:4
>>
>>65849741
I was referring to "opposing legal marriage," which has political connotations.
>>65849763
Really? As a Catholic, Baptists are kinda in the NO category. Pentacostals, too.
>>
>>65849805
Virginia is for lovers.
>>
>>65849787

If it's in the garage, it's a garage sale

Out on the lawn, it's a yard sale
>>
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What does this mean?
>>
If you don't use dialect from Jersey, New York, or Pennsylvania, YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN

Thank you
>>
>>65849834
If we're talking real Christians, Baptists are not better.
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>>65849805
that feel
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>>65849821
Pittsburgh is a nice city desu
>>
>>65849900
in general they are
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>>65849217
You have to go back
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>>65849865
>selling shit in your garage

>>65849893
It means that the Worst Coast is where the most Reddit-tier Americans live
>>
Hey guys why are you still up?

Its almost 03:00 am
>>
>>65849935
I want to get all my shitposting done before the 16th
>>
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>>65849821
>Pittsburgh and Utah
>good
I unironically agree with this. I like both of those places.
>>
>>65849893
you speak creole, but you probably speak awful baton-rouge creole.

or because you are fucking leaf, i assume you are Quebecois.
>>
>>65849917
Not even remotely
>>
i had a dream about mexicans taking over the world last night
>>
>>65849977
All Mormons and Mormon sympathizers need to put to the sword
>>
>>65849990
ok
>>
>>65850001
t. Agustin 1
>>
>>65850001
>implying they aren't already

There are Mexican sleeper cells in the United States RIGHT NOW. They could be posting on THIS VERY THREAD.
>>
>>65850022
>hating the saviors of the white race
Don Pablo de Maricon pls go
>>
>>65849980
I'm from Toronto, so I assumed my speech would be most similar to Michigan.
>>
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I fucking hate my town, Tbh.
>>
>>65850044
>posted from calexico
>>
>>65850022
This has nothing to do with Mormons, although they're very nice. I just like interesting landscapes, especially the desert.
>>
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>>65850069
>>
>>65850063
i doxxed you already kiddo, better delete this image
>>
>>65850069
I've been there it's fucking hot but yet comfy.
>>
>>65850089
lel
>>
>>65850056
If the white race has to become Mormon to be saved we aren't worth saving
>>
>>65850097
dude are you fuckin serious right now

how do I delete images? somebody help please
>>
reckon i could beat Martin Shkreli in a game of ping pong lads
>>
Why she speaks like that, México ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgpg5Egox4
>>
>>65850168
Dunno but she has a funny voice.
>>
>>65850113
Mormons are some of the nicest cult members of the planet you spic fuck
>>
Help, I need somebody. Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need someone, help.
>>
>>65850120
You just have to Delet it pham
>>
>>65850193
I think you should kill yourself
>>
enjoying a nice cup of coffee
>>
>>65850192
At 8:28 she maybe explains why but I understand nothing.
https://youtu.be/sCgpg5Egox4?t=8m28s
>>
>>65850226
Nou
>>
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>West Coast mixed in with my East Coast supremacy
gross
>>
Former Mormon. Ama.
>>
>>65850120
type your credit card info in the post field and delete in the name field. then hit post.
>>
>>65850287
Do you know about Battletoads?
>>
>>65850193
That's the voice of her character and the real one sounds a bit manly according to her.
>>
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>>65850287
what are you now?
>>
One time I was on the bus and a Mormon girl said hi to me and asked how my day was going. That's the nicest anyone has ever been to me on the TTC. Mormons are alright I guess.
>>
>>65850312
No joke, my bishop told us not to play battle toads because it was a symbol of Satan.
>>
>>65850341
was she wearing a "I'm a Mormon" t shirt or something?
>>
Three days until boot camp
>>
>>65850334
A fedora.
>>
>>65850063
Idk, it looks comfy.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/North+Park,+Provo,+UT+84604/@40.2443556,-111.6586952,3a,60y,95.49h,90.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srsNAyc1Tmb6VmgVrjD97Eg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x874d90af4004874f:0x6f2cc50615140aba!8m2!3d40.24436!4d-111.6586474
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>>65850341
hang yourself for sympathizing with those scumbags
>>
>>65850367
better lose sum weight fatty lol
>>
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>>65850286
>east coast
>supreme
>>
>>65850365
They were handing out pamphlets and trying to convert the other passengers.
>>
>>65850367
Hope you like potatoes
>>
>>65850380
wrong choice 2bh bud
>>
>>65850381
Dayum. Didn't know Google was that close to killing us.
>>
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>>65850426
I'm sorry. What am I supposed to be?
>>
>>65850447
A normie
>>
Any Vancouver fags here?

How the fuck do I get from downtown Vancouver to the Tsawwassen ferry terminal? Shit is farther apart than I thought.
>>
>>65850287
good, I hope you have cut all contact with any mormons by now
>>
>>65850447
Anglican
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>>65850428
The singularity is near us
>>
>>65850447
Lutheran.
>>
>>65850476
Dude just take a cab, that's what I did
>>
>>65850484
I live in Provo. I would legit get fired from my job if they found out I didn't go to church.
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How do I bait the Janny
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>>65850490
>salvation by works
not even once
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>>65850524
like this

>drinking fountain
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>>65850524
say you reported someone
works every single time
>>
>>65850514
just another reason that all mormons need to be executed by those pneumatic rods used to kill cattle
>>
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>How do I bait the Janny
>>
egg bread is amazing
>>
>>65850518
>They don't say Firefly on the rest of the East coast
Wtf, that can't be right.
>>
>>65850679
You mean impregnated bread?

That stuff is crazy
>>
>>65850688
they're called lighting bugs
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html

trump you fucking asshole, you couldn't have just found someone else with similar political positions to you and funded him?
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>>65850576
Why are you so angry, virginianon?
>>
>>65850561
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>>65850767
>>65850767
new thread
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>>65850758
i am not angry i just strongly believe in putting all mormons into gas chambers
>>
>>65850780
>>65850790
>both under bump limit

enjoy le ban
>>
>>65850780
>>65850790
DELET
>>
>>65850780
>>65850790
>Canada thread 8 seconds earlier

RIP ameripoops
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