/brit/

she wants a lad from brisbane

>>65818875
first for convicts

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Get in

she wants a brummie

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Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.
I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.
I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

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>mfw i would HEEM any yank itt

>thailad desperately vying for more accolades

awful

>>65818894
what does 12 points get you?

she wants a man from paris

>thailad being so fucking based

brilliant

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Is it normal to have a complete lob on watching this cooking show?

>encouraging this narcisstic tosspot

come on lads

>>65818903
I'd slap your arsecheeks like a pair of bongos mate

>>65818915
Sides only

>25 points for a free large pizza
>I had 12 points already
>winning gives me 24

feel cheated

>>65818925
that'd be ahmed or mobutu

>>65818900
so truuuu~~~ <3

going for a 1x5 squat PR with a sore knee and sprained ankle lads hahaha see you on the other side

>>65818948
absolutely bilked

save them for a free pizza next time?

thailad: rorke or rasheed?

>>65818961
shut it rorke

>>65818975
t. yank trying to fit in by imitating the native language

>it's a let's talk about my (thailad) life episode

*sighs and switches over the channel*

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>mfw there is a freeway 2 minutes away from my house
>mfw just heard a car backfiring like it was in my driveway
>mfw yesterday i heard some sort of franken-v8 revving from all the way across the suburb like it was just across the street

what is this thing and why are cars here so fully sick

>>65818961

o'rorke

>>65818974
Yeah I'm hungry now though, might just get another one tomorrow

Just got back from driving around Australia lads
nyyyyoowwwmmmm screeEEE
haha

>>65818990
what're you chatting mate
if I catch ya out and about I'll fookin smoke ya

alri thailad

>>65818975
Thailad is a proper Rorke
Here's teetering on fascism a bit

VERY scared of him

alri

>>65819044
yes he's very bigoted.

what are you up to tonight lads

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>>65818899

>coz let's be honest you're hardly there for your stellar work ethic

top kek, he spends half his work day on here. imagine if IT checked his computer?

Thailad is a LEGEND

Do NOT abuse him

>>65819066
Drinking with the lads, you?

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>>65819071
I am the IT

>>65819066
Lads are coming round mine
Wanted to go out out but Andy has work on Saturday, the knob

>>65819115
what time we going round mate?

>>65819077
Would DEFINITELY let Thailad nut down my throat if need be

He deserves it

>>65819135
Any time after 6 mate, give me time to get home and changed and that

did a shit so big it took two flushes just to get it down the drain

constipation is definitely over

>>65819097
going to get really degenerate in the 'Dam tbf

need a rorke gf

Not a big massive chav thing, more a Morrissey type rorke

>>65819149
alri chokkas mate, any slags going to pres? if so I'll come dressed

>>65819178

>memesterdam

eww, go to denbosch instead, far better spot

>>65819066
getting pinged at the club 2nite

>>65819224
Nah, proper sausage fest since we're not going town now

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>>65819180

>Morrissey type rorke

need a lauren southern type myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGpZSefYvwM

>>65819239
go ahead and delete this post mate.

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can't imagine living in Australia lads


must be fucking mental to live in the most meme country in the world

>>65819178
amsterdam is a fucking hellhole m8

>>65819239
business idea: petition to get Theresa may to dab

>>65819350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uDTbb-VfI

doing a poo

>last day at work before three week holiday
>people expect me to do anything
hahahahahaha

>>65819395

>three week holiday

that's unemployment.

HEEM yourself my man

>>65819362
I imagine it'll be like trying to get Thatcher to jump

>>65819264
hate this video cant believe this is what passes for 'conservative critique'

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Tim's list of acting credits:

>Television experience
-Extra in 'Lead Baloon' tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC (October 2010)
- extra in 'Phone Shop' tv prog. for Talkback Thames (Aug 10)
- extra in 'Increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margeret' tv prog for channel 4
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)

>Acting experience
-Extra in 'Lead Baloon' tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC (October 2010)
- extra in 'Phone Shop' tv prog. for Talkback Thames (Aug 10)
- extra in 'Increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margeret' tv prog for channel 4
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)
- Featured extra in a short film/music video for Mawaan videos - Kisschase 'Six Months to Live' (Dec 09). I played a commuter on a park bench looking at a Laptop, including close-up scene (showreel to follow).
- Extra on Film "Swinging with the Finkels" - golfer at a Golf range (Sept 09)
- Extra on Feature Film "Will's Diaries" (Aug 09) - Journalist at a press conference

>>65819431
enjoyed that clip

>>65819178
Sounds good desu

>Today I weighed 144.5lbs (10.4 stone, 65.5kg)

I'm sceptical but it would appear the DNP is finally working its magic, guess I built up enough of it in my system?

Do you think it's possible to get EU funding for a masters degree before we leave? I need something to help me get the fuck out of here.

Sitting in the county
I'm living in an hourglass
Twiddling my fucking thumbs
Waiting on time to pass

get really triggered when a new thread is posted while there's already another thread we could've used

>>65819485
Get out of where?

>>65819461
update on tim?
has he left flat spracken

>>65819395
no point me taking paid holiday because my contract is only 20 hours a week, even though i do 40 with overtime

so my "paid" holiday would only be half pay ;_; fucking sneaky jews

>>65819443

not an argument

Driving lesson today, still doing test routes, still no idea how far away I am from being ready to take a test

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And I claim I'm not excited with my life anymore
So I blame this town, this job, these friends
The truth is it's myself
And I'm trying to understand myself
And pinpoint who I am
When I finally get it figured out
I've changed the whole damn plan

>Poleaboo literally got all Three network users banned from posting on 4chan

i swear to god i hate that little runt

>>65819504
This country, don't wanna stay in work here if all the friendly euros are gonna be replaced with working class mongs just because they're British.

>>65819481
still a fat bastard

>>65819419
Not when I'm returning to the same company for the same role after
Also 3 weeks is nothing considering I had 3 months off last year

>>65819510
Unlucky mate

>>65819505
I think so. He hasn't posted any videos in a few days so I assume he's still sorting out the internet in his new place

>>65819461
>extra

kek. my mate has been an extra in the last 4 seasons of game of thrones and he's only seen himself in an episode once, in the distance, barely recognisable amongst a sea of stannis' soldiers

>>65819529
don't crash x

>>65819504
*hits jukebox*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqd_XZlFpAI

>>65819555
My plan is to get out as well 2bh. Question is where

>>65819518
never claimed it was sweetie :) x

>>65819550
I really think that's an exaggeration or even outright lie

>>65819558
Yeah, I know

But I think I can hit 120lbs by the end of the year provided I have a steady supply of DNP

>>65819572
I won't!
xx

>Racial segregation in South Africa began in colonial times under the Dutch Empire, and continued when the British took over the Cape of Good Hope in 1795

shows we can work together if we really want desu

thailad have you ever taken a cheeky pic of your willy and sent it to someone?

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preparing for lunch lads


what get?

>The world's 50 poorest countries are all either black or muslim

HUGE coincidence

>>65819618
cheese

>>65819614
Nah, I'm much more of a gentleman than that.

[insert fedora below]

>>65819613
I love The Netherlands and welcome any kind of relationship between our countries

>>65819618
a greggs

tried being a bit racist with the lads irl, following suite from brit

suffices to say didnt go down to well, they just went a bit quiet and blankly stared at me.

lads is it worth blowing 4k getting the ol' gyno removed?

>>65819626
and they're all in Africa or some other place the west has exploited and raped


HUGE coincidence

Need to marry an EU girl lads. Need that EU passport boys

>>65819601

how come i got about 20 of your bans and then last week i cannot post whatsoever from my phone? literally every day i got a ban screen from your runt posting on different boards.

>>65819618
>quinoa
tears

listening to an album from 1987 in 2001 is the same as listening to an album from 2002 in 2016

how fucking weird is that

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>>65819547
>>65819547

wagging my tail

>>65819665
really pissed off 2bh
my plan was to have US citizenship and to have UK/EU citizenship.

I would have been unstoppable, but fucking old people and chavs ruined my plan

So how many of you lads are coming to the /brit/+/brtifeel/ meetup on the 12th in Aberdeen?

You get to watch Poleaboos misconduct hearing LIVE and you get 10 quid to spend on a meal

>>65819668
They'll expire eventually....I haven't phone posted in a long time now

>>65819656
The west has exploited and raped everywhere.

Why is it everyone recovered but blacks and muslims?

Haiti is the blackest country in the Americas and also the worst.

My company employs a lot of foreigners. Are we gonna have to replace them with people off the estate we're next too under mummy May's plans?

>>65819613
most of the original boer/afrikaaner were actually mixed since they brought fuck all women

bit ironic

>>65819651

it's funny because the exact opposite happened with me and we literally all either have undergrads or masters, so not white van men.

>>65819690
>Why is it everyone recovered but blacks and muslims?
Saudi Arabia, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain, Equitorial Guinea etc.

You're stupid

What's the latest on are Tim? I haven't been on /brit/ for a couple of weeks

>>65818875

im watching the second part to the hobbit movie on tv and its comfy.

Charges to be brought over Cheeki Rafiki yacht deaths

>>65819738
Australians = Pigs

>>65819690
Haiti was saddled with massive debts upon it's independence and had to pay compensation for the slave-owner's lost property to France up until the 1940s.

Haiti was also under constant threat and meddling from Britain and the US who threatened to invade it and also helped create political problems.

At the end of the day, Haiti was a doomed country from the get go, a nation born in the revolt of slaves, a revolution that had it's leader tricked and imprisoned by napoleon and thus became hijacked by malevolent leaders and then it's independence hijacked by foreign powers putting massive debts on it.

rip

>>65819672
9/11 was 30 years ago mate

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post your yummy mummy

>>65819776
>there are single mothers up north who were born after 9/11

>>65819264
>lauren southern
stay calcified
https://twitter.com/Sineaderade/status/781825075758661632

>>65819685
rasheed-enabler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2XyPPmEo94

>>65819732

>Turkey
>Equitorial Guinea

you've got me fucking howling here

>>65819801
>neocons infiltrating the alt-right

haha oh dear

>>65819806
I don't see how the EU and rasheed have anything in common to be honest.

Most of the rasheeds come from pakistan and bangladesh and yemen, and appeasing them has come wholly from our own government.

Of course to you greggs scoffin iceland shoppin idiot, who sees the world in monotone there is no difference.

>>65819801

she's literally of christian dane heritage and you've read the tweet wrong. not jewish in any way, shape or form.

>>65819702
>go on year long round the world trip
>bring women

what are you, a retard head?

>>65819642
much appreciated and vice versus

>>65819732
>Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain
Saudis and UAE have oil by chance and Bahrain is funded by Saudi Arabia so Saudi princes can fuck a prozzy on weekends.
>Turkey and Eq. Guinea
Both absolute shitholes I am HOWLING

shorty fell in love wit a hustler
shorty fell in love wit a g

>>65819888
>moving the goalposts

>>65819907
eq. guinea is a oil-rich shithole too 2bh.

>>65819862
Most Muslims coming here now are coming through Europe

>>65819907
>>moving the goalposts
If the Saudis were given any other resource but oil they'd be third world.
They just so happen to have the one thing that makes the white man get on his knees and suck their cock.

>>65819871
>not jewish in any way, shape or form
neither is obama
makes little difference at the end of the day

>>65819924
unequivocally false.

Most muslims who come to the UK come via familial immigration laws, because their pakistani/bangladeshi relatives moved here in the 70s and 80s.

It's poles and gypsies that arrive through europe. The calais meme is literally a drip in an ocean of familial migrant

>>65819618
bet these burgers are all shit

>>65819914
>>65819936
Now direct yourself back to the original argument and admit you were wrong

>>65819862
The EU is forcing countries like Poland to take Muslim refugees when they don't want them

>>65819954

what in god's name are you talking about? the image you posted said she is. she isn't.

>>65819989
i was arguing for u 2bh

see:
>>65819773

but using a bunch of resource rich shitholes to prove a point is disingenious

>>65819936
>if things were completely different my argument would be correct

>>65819829
love this shit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7fZ4wxWP1Q

Laser place is asking when I want a test patch, how can I write my message in a way that doesn't give away the fact that I'm NEET?

>>65819936
if europe had the same resources and lived in the same environment that africa had it would be third world too

>>65819984

unreal actually

t. had about 20 of them

their steaks are poor though, always overcooked.

>>65819989
Original argument was that the worst countries are black or muslim.
You brought up rich muslim countries as if that's a counter argument.

The worst countries are still black or muslim.

>>65820006
Poland can leave the EU if it so pleases.

Also what you fail to understand about the migrant crisis is that there is literally no way of stopping these migrants, except shooting at boats.

>dianne abbot shadow home secretary
is there a more disgusting and incompetent woman in politics

>>65819969
Doesn't matter, leaving the EU will be a good thing in the long run just accept it.

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Getting my weekly dose of cocaine shilling

>>65820041
>unreal actually

don't believe this

where is this? a pub?

>>65820038
If we had the same resources as Africa we'd be even wealthier.

Africa has copious amounts of every resource.

>>65820051
Poland isn't rich enough to leave the EU

>>65820009
but she's still a pro-zion mouthpiece for a silly internet movement that has most of it's fanbase in /pol/ or political subreddits

>>65820006
I hope the EU gives Poland black christian mirgants instead

>>65820075

Pitcher and Piano

>>65820090
Fuck off home pavel

>>65820049
>Why is it everyone recovered but blacks and muslims?
>points at wealthy black/muslim countries
>t-t-they don't count!

>>65820084
then it isn't rich enough
>>65820076
resources are actually a curse for development.
economic progress comes from innovation and invention, not from having resources.
>>65820084
then it has to make a hard decision.

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>>65820093
ah yes

>>65820110
you're acting as if there are not much larger numbers of black/muslim countries that havnt "recovered" from evil white oppression

saudi arabia is utterly shit to live in regardless, unless you're part of the ruling class

>>65820121
well, it is true that slavery stopped innovation and invention now isn't it

>>65820110
1. There aren't any wealthy black countries. If your idea of a wealthy black country is Equatorial Guinea I've got news for you.
2. The Saudis are an anomaly. Blacks and Muslims are still at the bottom of the hierarchy - diaspora underlines that.

the only countries that have generated dynamic, growing economies are western liberal democracies and we have been able to because fundamentally we treat every person the same and have respect for our institutions

talking to middle easterners about their interactions with government is horrifying

>>65820124

Found shake shack massively overrated to be honest

Always a shitlong queue, expensive and the Fries are shit. Five guys is better.

>>65820171
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource_curse

>>65820155
you're acting as if there are not much larger numbers of black/muslim countries that have been oppressed by evil white "people"

>saudi arabia is utterly shit to live in regardless, unless you're part of the ruling class
t. someone who has never lived in Saudi Arabia and knows little of the country

>>65820177
Lack of secularism leads to shitty countries because it stifles innovation and convinces people that only one way is the correct way.

Playing some Destiny lads

>>65820176
There are African countries wealthier than Ukraine

roomates are getting on cocaine and xanax im laughing at r9k

going to enjoy waking up sober and healthy tomoz

>>65820209
bit (very) grim that

Lied to the laser place, told them my last session was on the 24th, so now I can get a test patch before my next full laser session with that other place (IF I still want it)

>>65820209
>40G
dear god above

how does she not crush what I assume is her """"boy""""friend

>>65820235
what you laughing at on /r9k/ I don't go on there hahaha

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>>65819790
she was lookin v nice last night

>>65820240
Would you rather fuck her or Poleaboo?

you could never have an innovation like Uber in a nonwestern country - the taxi drivers would lobby the government to shut it down to "protect muh jobs"

mind you they try to do the same in the west but most of our governments realise that for all of us to proceed sometimes you have to put some taxi drivers out of work

>>65820209
4 tits, nice

*walks into /brit/, right arm raised. bright pink sunglasses shining alongside my bright pink stilettos and purple feather boa*
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>65820304
*1 free ride has been added to your account*

yer a poundshop enoch powell

>>65820304
Do people even use Uber in the UK

>>65820304
desu taxi regulation in non-western countries is probably lax af

you just pay a bribe and you're a taxi

>>65820268
cunt this, it's fucking unreal

>>>/r9k/31910668

>>65820304
>the taxi drivers would lobby the government to shut it down to "protect muh jobs"
they tried to do that here
i mean the taxi drivers started bullying uber drivers

>>65820333
Probably in that London

>>65820236
i want to hate fatties but it's actually just really, really sad

>>65820304
If you're the government for shitskins, you're in a catch 22 there because you're trying to protect your shitskins but all taxi drivers are shitskins too

>>65820304
Because Uber pay below minimum wage, so it is quite easy to undercut the black cabs

YES
NO
MAYBE

>>65820333
i've only used uber in thailand 2bh because the licenced taxis rip westerners off to shit there

>>65820392
>so it is quite easy to undercut the black cabs

Good desu

Black cabs are an utter meme and don't deserve protection from competition

If Uber drivers think they're underpaid they can just quit

All Uber drivers are literally rapists

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>>65820310

think i might be gay lads

don't know how to feel haha

>>65820341
howling

what lost cunts hahahahaha

Is Thailad good looking?

Currently par taking in the event called 'sober october' lads.

>>65820407
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?!

>>65820294
Would rather top myself

finished my masters degree

struggling to find employment

>poz my filthy neghole
What did he mean by this?

>>65820467
Why do you think so

youtube keep trialing a new layout every week

>>65820499
What is it in?

>>65820520
Machine operation

>>65820520
machime operator management at JJB

>>65820538
>you need a master's degree these days just to become a machine operator

>>65820506
Not too sure, might be because I recently had a break up with a girl and I feel all weird desu

>the pound is the weakest it's ever been

How does this make you feel?

>>65820570
lighter!!! hahahahaha

>>65820555
You been thinking about boys or something
Why'd you break up

>>65820491
good choice, a sober life is a good one

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my pound on ur mum is the absolutely strongest it's ever been

>>65820570
it'll only get worse, then people will realise they would rather be richer than have "sovereignty"

boss just bought us all KFC
so much chicken

>>65818894
>pizza at 20 past 11

why

i don't get how people bum off the parliament so much

the parliament is shit they pass shit laws all the time, do dumb shit like go to war with iraq, and in the 80s they all were just raping and mudering kids and then they didnt even do anything about it because obv all the evidence was destroyed.

>>65820639
t. Mass immigration paki lover

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> download 6gb game
> takes all day
> get home from work, it's done
> fuck yes
> go make dinner and get on to play
> lmao 250mb update out of fucking no where

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gf wont get out of bed

>>65820584
We broke up for completely unrelated things desu, a whole other story. I think I might just be unwilling to speak to women now and I'm feeling incredibly strange

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>people will realise they would rather be richer than have "sovereignty"

>>65820702
what game

More Euro QE to come in Nov/Dec and yet we're still on course for GDP/EUR parity within three months

Seething

>>65820709
quite the qt you've got there, Bruce

>>65820709
honestly don't know what's worse, the doll or the garfield poster hahahahahaha

>>65820730
gothic armada la x

>>65820710
Well you did just break up
You're not gonna start talking to women again right away

Give it some time innit

>British Pound to Euro Exchange Rate Well en Route to UBS' Parity Forecast thanks to Overnight Flash Crash in Sterling

hmm

>>65820757
sounds like a font
FONT haha

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>>65820734
cheers mate
she's blushing like hell at your comment if you can't tell :)

>>65820702
>download 5gb game
>go and make a sandwich
>it's done

Thank Jesus for fibre.

>>65820682
Idiot.

Most people want lower immigration but don't want to 'pay' for it. Lower immigration will take about 5-10 years to take effect, while people will be poorer in the very near future.

Trying to keep the enthusiasm for Brexit will be difficult.

fibre optic is an alien technology to me
too expensive

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>>65820702
>6gb
>all day

jesus

>>65820776
>IMG_1132.jpg
hmmmm

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>>65820780
> tfw third world countries have better internet than us

> and yet our line providers have the fucking AUDACITY to impose data limits and overcharge

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Lads... what is she doing?

>>65820816
what are you hmmming about? IMG_0000 is the default naming pattern for photos imported from an iphone (they're all image.jpg on the phone itself)

VERY suicidal today

>>65820853
Her job, what are you doing?

>>65820856
It's remarkably similar to a certain infamous filename

>>65820877
Posting on 4chan.

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>>65820484
a composite image based upon his victims reports

watching some lad post on /int/ on a bus

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>>65820856
Hello my runt

>>65820807
and I was excited when I got 100mbps...

how much does that cost?

>uuu
>three you
what did he mean by this?

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>>65820914
alri

>>65820877
>>65820914
not even a newfag and don't know about any "infamous" image with a similar filename

watching some lad watch another post on /int/ on a bus lads

>>65820925
bet this is the gimp who's obsessed with irish posters

>>65820904
Who is this

driving a bus lads

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>bet this is the gimp who's obsessed with irish posters

CAUSE A RIOT ON THE STAGE
LIKE A LION IN A CAGE

>>65820682
I hate retards like you,

mass migration was our own fault

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>>65820980
> tfw i fucking am

TEEEDEETEEDEE WHERE BE ME POTATOES

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>>65820983
fallanon, from sverigetraden

>>65820984
look up lad

just touched a girls feet lads

buzzin

>>65820858
why m8? it's friday!

on a bus lads and it feels like im being watched, bit scared to turn around

>when you're stuck with on-the-bone chicken from KFC but you luck out and get a bit that's basically all breast meat on a bit of cartilage
winner winner

>>65820915
I pay €150 but it includes everything, unlimited calls/data phone, TV (inc. sky sports and movies) and gigabit internet

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Why is this allowed?

some fucking MICK monkey is drunk on this bus lads, as per fucking usual

Chavvy but friendly girl I work with told me that her boyfriend (who is presumably also a chavvy but friendly working-class lad) has just had a promotion and is now on £44,000 p/a. I have a master's degree and I earn £7.25 p/h (and debts of about £30k). Why oh why oh why did I fall for the university meme lads.

>>65821012
foy

>>65821056
t. 5th little profile picture from the left

lot of aussies on this bus and a drunk irish.
not sure whats gonna happen lads - worried

>>65821056
who is she? some LSE economist?

>>65821018
Any bum or feet pics

>>65820937
that tag doesn't give your posts extra weight btw, just makes you look like an absolute tool

>>65821101
Yes, told by the government they want nothing to do with her because she is not British so her advice must be biased against Britain.

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>>65821079
>£44,000 p/a

ah yes, time for an upgrade

gazza and dazza at the call centre will be well jel

>>65820764
Very true mate, just felt like I should have jumped back in it, I know she did, I just don't quite have it in me desu

>>65821140
>£44k
>3-series

Stupid man

>>65821135
good
fuck off we're full

>>65821056
>no longer qualify as not UKcitizens

Perhaps learning our language was a requirement haha

*throws cape in air and drops smokebomb*
*screams "fuck pakis" as I disappear in a cloud of smoke*

>>65821135
so where's the problem lad?

Genuinely despise the English.

>>65821079
Mate what on earth did you get a masters in to be £3 worse off per hour than a 19 year old little twat (me)

HOWLING
the bus driver just drove STRAIGHT past some lad who was waiting at the stop

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>>65821110
not much

>>65821183
I think you meant "fuck asians" m8.

>>65821183
i sometimes wonder what sort of gormless face leers behind posts like this

contemplating my options

>>65821135
enjoying this "post good news" gimmick lad, keep it up

taking it all in

>>65821079
In what field? I'm in IT, a pretty crucial "team member" and on 38k

thinking through the steps

>>65821229
*tips potato*

>>65821215
I like it when they wait a little bit for someone running down the road, then they drive off just as they get there
idk bus drivers are always cunts but it's funny

mulling it over

>>65821183
>>Perhaps learning our language was a requirement haha

Twitter limits you imbecile

She means she is no longer considered an expert (despite lecturing at one of the best economic unis in the world) to the government because she's not a British citizen

>>65821079
t. Master's of Getting Paid 7.25 Hour from the University of Luton

>>65821229
*teleports behind you and taps you on the shoulder then teleports away*

Heh kid... looks like that famine really damaged your reaction times.

counting my options

Going through the notions

testing the waters

Counting my chickens before they hatch

weighing up the benefits

>>65821326
*descends my throne educate the runts*

Perhaps she's not an expert on anything if she lacks the ability to write two tweets.

*signals to my runt gestapo to take you away*

jumping right in

considering the possibilities

>>65821402
murderer

Coming to a conclusion

i think I've definitely been fired from my job, they kept me on when I left for uni but as soon as i got here I started avoiding them and it's been about 3 weeks since I've done anything, I only just realised deleted all the work emails from my phone where I'd just ignored them
How do I approach this? I know my avoidance is the problem and I'm working on that but one mess at a time, I have no idea how I'm going to tackle this

rolling with the punches

writing some naked options

biding by the rules

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7AmS0rawTY

salad lives matter

fighting the good fight

Holding it all back

>>65821214
Sport psychology for my sins, and realised toward the end of my degree that it's a complete meme field. In fairness I could still become a sport psychologist (earning ~£30k per year, maybe more if I make it to the very top) or an academic (earning ~£50k per year once I make it through all the PhD and postdoc shit), but I really do think the field is mostly bullshit and cannot in any faith devote the rest of my life to working in it. Applying for more general jobs now but haven't even got an interview yet, hence why I'm still in my shitty part-time job that I had to support myself through uni.

>>65821253
Not sure, trying to have a sneaky peek on his facebook but he's got no info. I'd assume it's some sort of trade, but I don't know that for certain.

>>65821349
Both my BSc and MSc were at top 10 unis (or maybe top 20, depending on which table you use), and I got the top grade for both. Academias gone to shit though, it really is just a business now. Get as many paying students through the door as possible, provide the lowest-quality service you can get away with, and repeat. Whether or not they teach you anything or there's a job waiting for graduates is irrelevant to universities now.

Would /brit/ classify someone as a runt if they copped Jamie Vardys autobiography?

Asking for a mate

going against the tide

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>r3r3dditproductions

identifying a target

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>>65821485
What is this gimmick called lads?

reality has an irish bias

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>>65816016
recycled new

>>65821585
this 2bh

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>>65816016

I'm getting to old for this shithole of a website.

>felling depressed so waste half the day
>randomly stop feeling depressed but now mad that you wasted half the day

Vicious cycle