/brit/

BREATHE THE PRESSURE
COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

>the absolute state of the janny

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https://youtu.be/ADNi76oNwo4?t=139

lmao

Jannyfer Lopez focus

could cry 2bh.

>deletes the old thread
fucking why

what is the janny thinking?

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wew

Doing a cry lads

>>65770114
Weimar Republic up in here desu

http://www.4chan.org/rules#int1

>1. This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.

have to be nice to us lads :^)

>>65770224
Why lad

>>65770230
"Irish" is neither a culture nor a language

>>65770234
No one's calling me back for my job applications

can someone fill me in as to why lisicki is sperging out this time

>>65770234
oh you ask him but not me?

fuck off.

>>65770262
Just live the neetlyf

>>65770262
What are you applying for

>>65770270
I think he got dumped or rejected or something

>>65770270
he was launched out of beta orbit

>>65770272
I am
I hate it, it sucks staying at home all day

>>65770270
He has oneitis for a girl and he's one of her beta orbiters, except she told him to fuck off, so even the beta orbiters are better than him.

>>65770271
you ever kiss that bird lad

>>65770311
no

>>65770279
Environmental consulting

>>65770286
>>65770299
>>65770309
absolutely howling

>>65770286
>>65770299
>>65770309
holy shit lel i wish it was that.

fuck me.

Wtf is a beta orbiter

>>65770320
why are you sperging about her copping with some other lad then

don't have any french fries m'dudes :(

>>65770348
You know that lad that follows that fit bird around and he clearly wants to shag her but she doesn't want to shag him? Those.

>>65770343
What is it

>>65770348
Being in the friend zone thinking you're "the guy" to win her heart

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Gentlemen, it is some time since my last confession but I have sins that need addressed.

I invited my ex out along with my gf on Friday, everyone got drunk as was planned and the ex was staying in my spare room. While my gf was snoring I did bad things, I ate my exes fishy pussy and then put my penis in an ungodly place, only stopping because my gf stopped snoring briefly and we thought we'd been busted. I have since arranged for my ex to come and stay at mine over the weekend while the gf is not present.

I feel bad but not bad enough to stop me from doing what I know to be wrong.

Wish I was a wizard 2-be-hon

>he's a beta orbiter

i've literally dropped her like a sack of shit, she's just a friend now.

>>65770348
https://youtu.be/-xPjsTyS4lY

>>65770341
prehistoric gimmick

@65770400
stop crying about her on /brit/ then

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>>65770398
stop hogging all the girls desklad you frickin normie

>>65770398
based messy lad

are they fit

>>65770348
pussies who hang around a girl they fancy but never ask her out

>>65770398
Don't even want to imagine the sort of rotters that would shag a man with that disgusting a desk

>>65770416
it'll take time la'

have patience with me.

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>>65770432
At least 2 do

>>65770422
if it makes you feel any better, my ex has what can only be described as stubble next to her ears, at first when I got with her I thought I was fucking a trannie but I spoke to her mother about it and it turns out it's some thyroid thing, shame as I've yet to cross the trannie thing off my list.

A tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme

>>65770450
never understood that meme

AW BABY YOUUU
YOUVE GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HES JUST A FRIEND
AND YOU SAY HES JUST A FREND

>>65770498
you will one day lad

>>65770498
What's there not to get?

>>65770526
well if i knew what i wasnt getting id get it

beauty and the beast

>>65770450
I have never had sex can someone please explain?

Hello /brit/, I have a question right up your alley:
Is obtaining wizard status worth it? I'm only 21, but I think I'm up to it.

>>65770545
Wanna know why they call me the Beast?

>>65770553
its a sex thing?

>>65770555
>not being a Chaos Magician and getting all the pucci you need

your honour, this is a black thing isn't it?

>>65770553
I assume it's vaginal vs anal.

But I only have sex with my hand so who knows.

>>65770432
well, I shouldn't provide pics but one is in her 40's and is mentally unstable and the other is in her 20's and probably mentally unstable gauging from her degenerate tattoos.

>>65770560
shut up right now

>>65770553
>>65770498

It's a pedo shit.

>>65770570
I think so, since I can't think of another context you might see a girl's bum like that. Maybe at the gym, but neither of those look like good form for an exercise.

>>65770432
mine was actually at least that bad yesterday (except for the ashtray)
wasn't clean until about 5 hours ago

>>65770608
No its not you fucking retard

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if it makes you feel any better I just got this peng girl's number today
Just have to see where things lead

Only wish it was a better time and not right at Thanksgiving weekend since it's going to be hard to set anything up.

>>65770633
REEEEE WHAT IS IT

>>65770633

It is, it's a kid there you blind idiot.

>>65770553
one day you might have sex and then you'll know the difference, when they arch their back down, doggy style feels amazing, when they have their back up like in the 2nd pic it's meh at best and by the time you find out, it's too late

How do I approach girls in the club lads?

>>65770654
you are beyond retarded

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>>65770632
really made me think

>>65770668
assuming you're on mdma then just let words fall out of your gurn hole and maybe it'll end well... If you're not then don't bother, they can smell your fear

>>65770682
iPhone battery is so shit

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>>65770682
turning my life around one step at a time !

>>65770668
Show her your sick dance moves

>>65770639
She looks nice lad. Good job!

>tinder profile has one picture of two women
fucking dumb slag

I bring ciggies on dates with me even though I don't smoke, just to look cool
It backfires though when they are super anti-smoking

Why so dead

>>65770639
wew

>>65770778
>liking anti smokers

>>65770668
PUA master here

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>65770781
i can start talking about yank politics again if you want

>>65770799
I don't want her to smoke but I don't like people who are VERY anti-smoking

>>65770809
lol

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>I don't smoke

>>65770796
UNCOMMON

>>65770845
Leafmong

Amsterdam

>Hurricane Matthew bearing down
>I will die without ever having shagged an Indian girl

There is no justice lads

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>>65770845

>>65770820
there is a difference between non smokers and anti smokers

anti smokers arent worth your breath

>>65770909
melon head haha

>>65770918
This guy made it >>65770943

>>65770909
one of the few things constantly reposted here that i actually like

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makes you think

And cat-lovers can be grateful for the Lolcats meme, in which oddly phrased text is superimposed over a photo of a feline.

lads i just saw a picture of several girls i know posted on /int/

>>65770997
Is this the breitbart poll

>>65770840
I unironicly buy those herbal cigs actors use as props/people use to quit and smoke those since it fits with my asthetic

>>65771036
statistically not a coincidence

they're onto you

>>65771034
so called, self-styled "alternative" "right"

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>a feline

>>65771039
no

it's based on trends

clinton is losing support while trump is gaining

>>65771039
Don't reply

>>65771039
stop replying to this fucking gimp

>>65771068
What trends?

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>>65771048

>>65770989
It completely missed us though. We only had light-heavy rain for a few hours.

>>65771085
polling trends

>>65771094
Which polls?

does anyone aside from alt-rightists take Breitbart seriously?

it literally reads like bad satire

>>65771092
Oh ok. That's good to know

Do they usually pass you?

Having some Shreddies
Don't like them, they're ridiculously bland

>>65771101
the only polls that have been thorough enough to predict trends. polls favoring clinton are snap polls that have a larger sampling of democrats and also use "potential voters" which can mean anything

>>65771152
I mean specifically which polls?

>>65771130
Nah they usually fuck us up senpai. We haven't been hit by a major one in a while.
Matthew was headed right for us and reached category 5 status right before it turned away. I unclenched.

>>65771151
Get the frosted ones m8

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>his county doesn't have an AONB

actually feel a bit sad for these """"people""""

PM'd someone on a forum i go on who was over 10k posts

i have 300~ and the message is 'read' but they haven't replied

they ignored me

what the fuck lads

>>65770945
Not that you have much breath left, eh lad?

Smoker poof.

>>65771152
why would they skew polls in hillary's favour though? wouldn't they want the polls to favour trump so more non-voters feel the need to vote against him?

@65771218
shan't be reading this

>>65771206
Yea that's why I thought you got hit when it was a cat 5

How do you deal with them? There's an average of 6 'canes a year I couldn't handle that shit

@65771218
read

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>>65771209
I'm never trying Shreddies again desu

I'll just get the good cereal like Cookie Crisp, Ricicles. Golden Nuggets and Coco Pops Coco Rocks

>>65771231
mostly because the media can't make a one-sided election seem entertaining. we're all meant to believe this is a close race, but in reality hillary has practically no support because everybody knows she's a corrupt lying old hag. the clintons have a long history in this country. she's run for president in the past and lost

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>>65771277
>Not enjoying the GOAT

>>65771277
They look kinda like Cap'n Crunch we have here

From now on all posts should end with 'God save the Queen' to make sure there are no jf here

God save the Queen

>>65771312
Used to love Krave then recently bought a box and it seemed like they were just a meme cereal. Haven't tried that flavour but don't feel inclined to either

>>65771277
>golden nuggets
at least 1/3rd of my diet right there

>>65771327
Gott strafe England

>>65771357
haha good lad

>>65771277
>>65771312
>childrens sugar

babies the lot of you

>go to her mutual friends
>random guy added

fucking done.

@65771388
howling at your runtish life

>>65771214
that show about lesbian yank convicts?
>>65771218
you are small fry, not worth their effort or time

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>>65771383
What do eat? A full English every morning?

>>65771383
enjoy your cardboard shreddies grandpa

>>65771406
A cup of coffee and some fruit

i'll never understand tripfags. there's dozens of social media sites where you can brag about yourself to people who pretend to care. why come to the 'chon? this is an anonymous forum

and don't bother replying. i've had you filtered for months

>he doesn't have a goats cheese and bacon omelette for breakfast every morning

>>65771405
;_;

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need a servant gf desu

I hate people.

>>65771406
oh and at weekends an omelette

(and coffee)

Is a full English even good? Or are they more of a traditional breakfast? Or a hangover breakfast?
It just seems like a lot of food for one sitting

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>and don't bother replying

>>65770114
1:1 soon, lads

>>65771477
tastes nice desu senpai

>>65771138
That's marriage material

honestly, you think you've found that cute nerdy girl?

guess what? she's a slut as well.

>>65771477
>It just seems like a lot of food for one sitting
Last thing I'd expect from a yank desu

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>>65771477
they are delicious

haven't eaten breakfast for years

i remember when i was young i really couldn't comprehend how people didn't eat breakfast but now i understand

>>65771539
I'm more of a drinker than an eater

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>honestly, you think you've found that cute nerdy girl?

>guess what? she's a slut as well.

>>65771388
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

howling at lisicki's latest predickiment

>I have just over the LD50 of ket left
>do I use it over the rest of the week
>or do I plug it all now and go to sleep

Lads, earlier today a girl said she liked my shoes...
Did she actually like my shoes, or does she want the D?

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>>65771574
>2016
>at Uni
>expects girls to be pure virgins
>expects to fuck anything he wants

Pic related is mrw I read his posts

SHES A SLUT OMG SHE ADDED SOMEBODY ON FACEBOOK MUST BE A SLUT BECAUSE SHE DOESNT LIKE ME AND POSSIBLY LIKES SOMEBODY ELSE

>>65771656
>mrw
reddit

>>65771640
take it all and drown yourself in the bath :3

trab up kcip

>>65771668
tfw I read his posts*

Big fucking difference

>>65771692
reddit

Tonight I want a slut
Will you be mine

can't fucking wait for club photos if they were taken. I look forward to finding them.

>>65771661
UGH ALL WOMEN ARE JUST THE SAME
BUT WHY CANT I FUCK ONE

is there a sadder cunt on /brit/ than lisicki?

i think not

literally just shat me prostate out me bum

Really want a gf haha

>>65771730
Poleaboo?

>>65771724
for what fuckin purpose you never even kissed her you sad act

Anyone else think crime dramas are out of touch and moralizing?

fucking hell lads this girl i know got rejected by a bloke and has been literally crying about it for days (she sucked him off once, it wasn't even a relationship). Today she got drunk and through tears was moaning to me "I WANT HIIIIIIIIIIIM", I just said he doesnt want her the same way and that she should stop thinking about it and move on and people looked at me like i'd just said the worst thing possible.
fucking ridiculous entitlement desu

>>>/r/14871141

>>65771730
the cunts who give him attention

literally such sad bastards who have to live vicariously through him

>>65771649
i wear doc martens so i get this comment from every single girl who thinks they're a unique and cool brand. Don't think it means they want the D though lad

Really just want a pure and innocent virgin girl that I can deflower and have pseudo-consensual sex with till I get tired and move on to the next tribute

>>65771782
Kek

>>65771747
arguably
ribena at least acknowledges his problems but places all the blame for everything that goes wrong squarely on his parents

>>65771782
Kek

If a man is rejected year after year, he as a right to rape.

>>65771796
Well his parents did do a shit job so you can't blame them

>>65771765
fucking roasties sm

looks like this club are lazy with uploading.

i don't even remember a camera 2bh.

>>65771765
You sound like a complete beta lad

>>65771796
typical behaviour of a narcissist and a textbook autogynephile

>>65771822
una vela

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>>65771822
Holy fuck lad

>>65771834
ah yes mate i should have just told her to fuck off, that'd be MUCH better

>like apples
>like apple drinks
>"try cider, you'll love it"
>it's awful

>>65771765
You did right. I have complete contempt for the opinions of people my age.

SHE FUCKING ASKED ME WHAT TIME I GOT IN LAST NIGHT.

SHE LITERALLY WANTED ME TO ASK THE SAME.

FUCK OFF I FUCKING HATE YOU.

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right vs left? more like right vs wrong haha

>>>/r9k/

>>65771796
Pakiboo has actually done fucked up shit
Lidicki just cries on 4 chins cuz he's a spaz at life

how can i filter a trip

>Disappear from /brit/ for a few hours
>Come back and Lisicki's having a nervous beta breakdown
kek

>gimmick idea: we use words we don't know the meaning of

feeling a bit byzantine today

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>>65771872
Need to get some of this stuff m8

>>65771872
cidona tastes like cider without the alcohol, use it to build your tolerance

having a lie down nudely

>>65771860
You shouldn't be friends with girls they're for shagging and it's beta to sit there and be her shoulder to cry on especially when she's blowing lads who aren't (You)

>>65771916
*wanks lugubriously*

>>65771916
Has a very good potential to make massive (You) profits but it'll have to be a slow progression
I'm out

HE DOESN'T EVEN GO TO UNI HERE.

>>65771908
Click the settings tab in the top right, click filter, click the dropdown box and click on "tripcode" and then just copy paste his tripcode in there with /^ in front of it

>You shouldn't be friends with girls they're for shagging and it's beta to sit there and be her shoulder to cry on especially when she's blowing lads who aren't (You)
ahh, yes, the "alpha male"
Your life revolves around sex. Grow up.

interview went well. looks like i might be starting new job next week

>>65771956
thanks mate

>>65771916
what a surreptitious idea

Makeup is rape. I didnt consent to sex with an ugly girl.

Met any qts recently lads?

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>>65772004

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>>65771996
>>>/r9k/

>>65771970
>surreptitious
*surreptitiously googles surreptitious*

>>65771932
ancient gimmick

I am only post-ironically an alt-rightist

You good lads?

>>65772021
Fourth is the only half decent looking one even with makeupe 2bh

What the hell britbongs, why is fishing so strictly regulated in the UK?

Here you can fish however you like.

how do i tell a mate to stop being a fucking weirdo with women?
his last gf cheated on him and he literally sent a massive text explaining how he forgives her to which she replied "fuck off".
Last night we were at a bar and he bought some girl a drink and then tried to kiss her later on, she pushed him away and went off with another lad and he kept going up to her (couldn't her what he was saying but he high fived her several times)

>>65772004
yeah

liberal PC bullshit has reached such levels that it's now offensive to call yourself a man

think about that

>>65772042
Send me a Venezuelan qt gf please

>>65772021
Why isn't there makeup for guys?

>>65772004
im a fresher so yeah i've met a decent number of them. Really fancy one of them but she has a bf

>>65772053
Tell him bluntly if he does it again, you're going to hit him.

>>65772080
All you gotta do is rent a lambo for the night.

>>65772021
4 goes from a 7/10 to a 8/10 that's not a massive difference

the others are clear munter faces

going to bed

fuck this.

>>65772053
Just tell him he's retarded
He won't understand and keep doing his thing
At least you tried

>>65772078
Rich ones are in Miami and Europe, the ones left are playing the hunger games

>>65772109
please
qt
now

>>65772109
i dont think mestizos should be able to emigrate to europe

>>65772021
1 is underrated

venezuelANO

>>65772080
There's concealer for men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmyXaXo633M

excellent video
I hope you'll all do your part and not pay the TV (((license)))

Going on hunger strike until women pursue men as often as men pursue women.

>>65772120
I'll have to see some money first

>>65772145
Why not?

>>65772157
CHI
H
I

>>65772154
She goes from "OK" to a post-transition man lad

>>65772177
they are racially impure

>>65772177
fuck off poopskin

>>65772166
>Sargon of Akkad
Aha no, no I shan't be watching this.

>>65772181
you're not transphobic are you anon?

>>65772191
You prefer native Americans?

>>65772021
Honestly prefer all except 2 without makeup

>>65772177
>tfw hate non-whites but feel bad for Venezuelans

>>65772211
yes they're good lads

>>65772191
>>65772198
Tell me more

>>65772218
Thanks lad, I love you too

*violates the nap*

Cool site that has demographics

http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/iran-population/

>dat iran birth rate

>>65772232
Are they your greatest ally? Since you've both been invaded and killed off by the white man?

I liked the UK band Enter Shikari when I was younger but now that I'm older I realize all their lyrics are "it's the fucking current year".

>>65772259
>.info
VIRUS
VIRUS
VIRUS

plot that against the price of 1lb of silver

pound sterling? more like sheets paper
meanwhile we are barrels oil

>>65772265
yeah

they also sent us money during the famine even though they'd just been through the trail of tears

top lads, wish things weren't so bad for 'em :(

need a wee but the normtrons are back from a normiesesh and i don't want to see them

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Britain should get rid of parliament and return to an absolute monarchy. Parliamentary democracy has failed us due to politicians only caring about the next five years, this kind of short term thinking has ruined us. Only a life long term of monarchy can be trusted to care about the long term future of their Kingdom and well being of their subjects.

Thoughts?

God save the Queen.

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>>65772306
>trusting the Wee Baby George with nukes and a military
They're not toys Georgie!

eating some BBQ chips

parents unironically think talking bad of politicians publicly will get g-men sent to assassinate us

>>65772342
well that's the future we're heading towards

>>65772342
why are your parents so redpilled?

Are there any requisites to join you guys?
>tfw United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Venezuela

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>>65772342

>>65772385
el estado capitalismo

>>65772385
yes
one swarthy venezuelan qt must be sent to my home address

just called someone an autistic mess on /r9k/

>>65772385
speak english to a decent degree
you also need a cuckstamp on your flag

>>65772414
Is state capitalism enough?

>>65772419
Right away

>>65772433
Did he cry?

>>65772444
not sure

>>65772444
show us your secrets lad, us anglos would like to understand the Venezuelan miracle, i mean success breeds jealousy after all

in group projects, do you usually take the lead or follow orders?

>>65770262
But you have to call them to show """initiative""".

Or they'll email you when you find a better job from a place that did call back and you can tell the first place to fuck off.

Or you can call a place that's completely rude and tell them to fuck off from the get-go.

>>65772485
Sit there and do neither

kill all venezualans

>>65772472
Sure, just nationalize everything and mess with the yanks

>>65772501
fucking useless CUNT

off yourself

>>65772519
t. the nerd in the group that had to do the work

>>65772485
As a confident and outgoing person I often take the initiative, however I also respect the input of others in the team and actively encourage their participation.

>>65772530
terrible post

>>65772531
excellent post

>>65772303
wee wanker loves his fucking wees

>>65772544
Shut up nerd. No one wanted you in the group anyway

>>65772485
>open my mouth
>everyone realises they're plebs
>appoint me leader

or when im lazy or dont have a mastery of the subject
>shut up
>follow someone else's lead and defer

>>65772531
*rolls eyes*
Uh-huh.

>>65772485
im the ideas guy

>>65772306
Damn'd if you do, damn'd if you don't.
I say keep a monarchy because they're easier to shoot and outnumber if they try to fuck you up. Keep a congress/parlement only for declaring war with other countries. (I also haven't thought this through, it just sounds better than communism 2^BH)

>>65772303
look for a vent to sneak through

>>65772563
t. that one autist who sat there and didn't say a word while the group had a lively discussion and then went off to be successful people while you hung yourself after dropping out

>>65772501
p much

>>65772586
>hung yourself
>he's the drop out
Howling
Canadian education lads

Wanked it four times last night

don't reckon ill even have one tonight

>>65772559
I love girl wees

>>65772259
ah yes
>vote for Trump
>sanctions are reapplied
>birth rate falls even further
>wall is built
Win win situation

>>65772612
iran is on their way to nuclear weapons thanks to obama. if hillary wins you can bet we'll be going to war in iran to disarm them

Australia?

Not a fan

They're all depressed NEETs

>>65772612
A low birthrate is fine because it gives poor people a chance to outbreed the rich ones. No thirdworld immigrants needed

>>65772633
the nuclear deal forced them to markedly reduce their nuclear stockpile in exchange for lifting of oil exports.
they still have nuclear reactors running, but don't think that the West doesn't have a wary eye on Iran.

Besides, I don't think Iran is as pathological as Pakistan or North Korea

a cute girl told me that I have nice shoes while I was getting my laundry just now

>>65772667
the "deal" was literally a ransom paid to them illegally by the obama administration

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when im in a group i try to undermine the leadership as much as possible without taking the initiative after discrediting him. Then i tell the teacher im working with a bunch of incompetent fuckwits and ask to work alone. I pass with flying colors and get to watch their massive fuckup unfold when they present.

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>when im in a group i try to undermine the leadership as much as possible without taking the initiative after discrediting him. Then i tell the teacher im working with a bunch of incompetent fuckwits and ask to work alone. I pass with flying colors and get to watch their massive fuckup unfold when they present.

>>65772688
kek

ah surely iran is trustworthy while every country surrounding them is our enemy

>>65772576
One example of a time where I showed initiative was when our football team coach was surrounded by members of the Asian community. By keeping calm and collected I was able to calm everybody down and direct the driver through the crowd, making sure to hit as many women and children as possible whilst maintaining speed and keeping an eye out for weapons.

My cool head ensured that the team got to the game on time without any injuries. We went on to win the game 6-1. I scored two hat tricks.

someone pls kill me

>>65772688
nah you sit there like a good cuck while other people tell you what to do

write the summary cuckboi

format the excel document you runt

>>65772684
>>>/x/

>>65772649
low birth rate is always fine, and goes to show the development of a nation, especially goes to show if a high percentage of women are educated.

I've read a good deal about Iran and have a few Persian friends, and a lot of them are very Westernized and both genders are very educated. Anectodal evidence isn't enough, but I think Iran should remain stable, and their theocratic hardliners are geriatric and impotent. most iranians don't give a shit and do degenerate stuff indoors.

>>65772684
that has to do with the soldiers being taken hostage by the Iranian navy. doesn't have to do with their nuclear program, though it is still questionable. haven't read too much about it.

ah yes, the """nation""" of Banglaesh
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/bangladesh-population/

>>65772719
wow relax pal

>>65772720
do some research before you post

you're embarrassing yourself and frustrating me

>>65772762
that was always my intention

sufficiently satisfied that the normtrons have gone to bed and won't be disturbing me on my journey to the bog.

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>do some research before you post
>you're embarrassing yourself and frustrating me

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ah yes, grandmothers and soccermoms will surely win this election for her

>>65772796
>see convergence of a tightly packed crowd
>reach for that lodged "secret" in my pocket
humans, they're nothing but parasites and worms to me *cynical chuckle*

had a nice wee

>>65772726
>that has to do with the soldiers being taken hostage by the Iranian navy. doesn't have to do with their nuclear program, though it is still questionable. haven't read too much about it.

basically the ransom is a coverup excuse for obama to bribe iran into "halting" its nuclear program for a little while. the Dems are setting things up for another war.

I'd support a war with iran just for a persian war bride.

>>65772846
if you can't pull an iranian girl then you can't pull at all

they are huge sluts