/cum/

>>65767558
First for kys

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First for Florida

>>65767558
2nd for vitamin D

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>SD is a happy state
>Nothing is wrong with SD

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>>65767646

>>65767651
ay bb I'll give you my vitamin D

Anyone get Seasonal Depression during the Summer? I'm legit the happiest I've been all year rn.

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What generally goes through your mind when you see anglo-american couples on the street?

>>65767558
What about Nebraska and Vermont make them outliers in their regions?

>>65767744
"Goobers"

>>65767746
Nebraska has foobaw
Vermont has Bernie

>>65767736
Me too.

>>65767736
i get it in spring

>>65767736
>I'm legit the happiest I've been all year rn.
Same here, but I wasn't that way until I moved to a humid climate.

>>65767697
Only if we can invite SD ;)

Born in the USA on the radio made me think of (You) lads

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>>65767810
>Miley Cyrus
gross desu

>>65767804
Am I invited to lewd vitamin D party?

>>65767842
>Fluttershy
Gross Tbh.

>>65767746
Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine are the same. Vermont is prettiest, but has no coast.
Nebraska is a more arid version of central Illinois, and they have cows.

>>65767646
Alpha as fuck

If this were ancient times he'd be a conqurer

No lie,

If there was a cute tranny with nice healthy girly hair that offered to suck my dick I'd accept

I mean all you gotta do is sit down and he does all the work, you can eat a fucking sandwich while it happens

>>65767842
That's Party in the USA you fucking weebshit. Born in the USA is Springsteen.

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>>65767842
>Miley Cyrus
>mfw I was thinking about The Boss

>>65767646
Imagine how painful that must have been to have your guts literally torn out. That poor woman..

>>65767558
why do all of the worst places have low suicide rate?

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>>65767866
Hmm
How do you know this is pony picture?

Are you horselover?

>>65767952
I don't care

My pulse rate is 97bpm. Is that bad?

>>65767842
You can be base of our Eiffel Tower

>>65767736
I am going to rape you, bitch. You are going to get rapedy raped raped by I, because you're a fucking bitch and I am a rapist. Cry "Rape! Rape!" but nobody's gonna come to help you, bitches don't receive help in that way, they receive what they need– punishment. Call me the punisher, because I am going to punish you right in your pussy, bitch.
Also, there's a question I've been wanting to ask the Canadians here. What are the most prominent traditional foods in your country? I only instantly think of maple syrup, but I don't know if that counts. Plenty of dishes come to mind when I think of American or Mexican food, but only maple syrup and poutaine for Canada.

>>65767925
Have you ever actually gotten your dick sucked? A quick fap is better.
>>65767988
Daily reminder that it's Californians, not California, that sucks.

>>65767991
Starlight Glimmer was better when she was a communist.

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I'm going to the doctors on Friday and am afraid he's going to deliver me some bad news
How do I cushion the blow?

>>65767988
Because suicide is a luxury problem, and people can't kill themselves if they've already been murdered.

>>65768172
get him to deliver some worse news right after

>>65767646
>florida man forgets that we do not live in the time of the Aztecs

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on a scale of 1-10 how fucking stoned are you right now

>>65768211
I'm perpetually high. So, 5.

I will HEEM any kraut footfag itt

>>65768172
Drugs

>tfw you will never do this with your gf

https://vid.me/5RZS

>>65768211
0

>>65768240
>>65768287
lame.

reminder that drug users are the real losers

>>65768211
3.5
Wife just got home with Bosnian takeout. Probably gonna take this to a 5.5

>people are using my reaction photos
>feelsgoodman.jpg.exe.gif.png.com.org.gov

>>65768323
Why do you believe that? I have a good life, and drugs are just a nice enhancement.

Who /convicted sex offender/ here?
Society has no sympathy for people like us, shit ruins your life completely.

>>65768323
Unless it's marijuana, which is not addicting.

>>65768054
I have bro, by a stripper

I like the dominant feeling like I'm in control, specifically if that person is on their knees sucking. It gives my much more pleasure

>>65768375
Inb4 Republicans bombard this with "muh choices."

>>65768375
what did you do

>>65768375
What did you do pham

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>>65768040
Lewd

>>65768136
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>65768325
>Bosnian Takeout

what

>>65768373
because I'm being holier than thou on an imageboard, i don't have to justify shit

>>65768387
especially marijuana

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>>65768323
Born too early to explore the uncharted, too late the cosmos, but just in time for something better.

>>65768375
I bet yours is stupid like peeing in a public park

>>65768375
you exchange nudes with your high school gf or something?

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>>65768375
gas yourself my man

>>65768438
Psychedelic drugs have been around for thousands of years you aren't special

my county flag is the best because it looks like Rhodesia's flag

>>65768476

'no'

>>65768387
What about casual hard drug users? I've done lots of different drugs only once, and I occasionally use others. The only ones I think I'm addicted to are caffeine and, even though I haven't had a cigarette in over 3 years, nicotine. I know that if I fuck with nicotine, I'm going back to smoking 5-10/day. That sounds like an addict to me.
But really, some people will ruin their lives over weed, and some people are functional crackheads. Shit's personal, man.

What's a cute dog breed that pulls women

>>65767842

The fuck are you talking about? It's Bruce Springsteen

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>>65768476
>when you see your country's flag draped across Americans
Like a flag on a conquered fortress.

>>65768375
>>65768423
>>65768425
You can't just post something like that and then not spill the beans on what you did
It should be a bannable offence desu

>>65768459
The synthetic substances are the ones that blow your mind through the roof and beyond, pal. I am special.

>>65768438
>>65768459
im sorry man i feel like a dick for the "you aren't special" remark. it is true that they are very old though

What are you listening to right now?
https://youtu.be/2lXD0vv-ds8

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>>65768545
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing anymore

>>65768551
>Tfw Britain is really gay and deserves only penis

>>65768541
Beagle
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOGGHGHGGH

>>65768375
Funny story time?
Did you jack off in public or something_

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>>65767925
Really tickles the cerebellum that does

>>65768579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NSUFDHFgg

>>65768375
My coworkers were afraid I would get fired for browsing 4chan at work.

Lol jokes on them I got fired for reckless driving and them finding out 5 months later.

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>>65768415
How's life been treating you, anon?
>>65768433
Balkan food. Cevapi, gyros, etc.
Good munchie stuff.
>>65768437
No u

>>65768579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvnjRbw7O0g

>>65768579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DCav8NvbQQ
im currently listening to this album for the first time and it is extremely good.

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Reminder that if you prefer girls to be sexy over cute you are a literal cuck. Girls that dress sexy will cuck you. They do so to attract male attention. Girls who dress cute do so because they like the cute aesthetic themselves. If you find cute sexy then you are superior.

>>65768666
how many girls have you kissed

>>65768423
>>65768425
Something that would've been legal in civilized parts of the world, and basically all throughout history, but no, the law here is absolute and I'm apparently a sicko freak in everybody's eyes even though my grandad fucked a god damn 13 year old and nobody batted an eye.
Do I regret it? Yeah, no shit, because I'll never stop paying for it, at least not until I'm dead apparently.
>>65768666
t. Satan
I thought the same thing before I acted upon the thought and it made my life hell. Fuck off.

>>65768666
Girls like Hifqt don't exist in real life and never will.

>>65768714
you didnt say what you did

fuckface

>>65768758
I implicitly said what I did. I'd probably get banned for going into detail, I've been banned on other boards before for simply discussing it.

>>65768666
to be sexy =/= dress sexy

>>65768666
you know the silent types like haifumi are the ones who actually are the cock sluts and cheat like all outdoors, right?

>>65768834
fair enough

Hot girl in class hugged me randomly on several occasions

Little blonde whore was pressing her bewbs again'st my chest, damn

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>>65769071
>Blonde Mexican

I want to get some candy from bulk barn but there are too many choices

>>65769094
It's a nationality not a race..

>>65769094
She's got an incredible ass

>>65767558
Why do the states with the comfiest nature have the highest rates of suicide? Eg Montana, Wyoming, Idaho.

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>>65769152
Get some cuckfish.

>>65769194
Because they're full of Republicans.

>>65769194
Because there's nothing to do besides hiking or backpacking and the weather is depressing like in the UK, see Alaska has the highest suicide rate.

>>65769194
Because there's time to relax and realize that life is boring and meanigless.

>>65769071
you better tear that ass UP, paco

>>65769194
I S O L A T I O N

>>65769227
>UK weather is depressing
u wot, we're not Norway y'know, our weather is fine.

>>65769220
>>65769227
>>65769234
>>65769259
Maybe my plan to colonise the Pacific Northwest won't bring me happiness after all :'(

Man the atmosphere you feel on winter is just relaxing.

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>>65769220
> I m p l y i n g

>>65769194
No buds but plenty of beer and guns
Plus life has no purpose so why bother continuing it?

>>65769297
It's already colonized by East Asians.

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going to see discharge tonight buds

should be good

>>65769311
Winter is literally the best season. When will the normies learn that summer is actually the worst season of them all?

>>65769297
No. Bad idea.

>>65769349
I'll send them home.

>>65769456
Why is it a bad idea? I would bring you peace and prosperity.

13 million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>65769436
>normies
>learn
pick one

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>>65769524
Is South Dakota included in this?
I don't wanna be subjugated anymore

>>65769537
only people jumping on meme trains

>>65769537
MAKE A MOVE

i went to chicago once and didn't like it

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>>65769550
Only part of it lad, you'll probably be fine. Believe me though, you'd rather live in my colony than in USA, it's going to be great.

>>65767558
Why didn't you add Greenland if you're going to make it about suicide?

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>>65768855
I fucked a 16 year old when I was 19, I'm a pedophile in the eyes of the law. I know this website is based on US law, but I'm pretty sure that the janny here is a canuck and the age of consent is 16 there, maybe it wouldn't strike his nerve then. Mexico's is even lower iirc. I'm too drunk to give a fuck whether I get banned at this point for confessing, but that's worth noting if I'm going to. I'm a commiefornia fag, if I lived right next door in Nevada my job prospects wouldn't be ruined by a criminal record. I was still able to enroll in an online uni at least, but sometimes I consider dropping out since I know I'll have tough luck ever finding a decent job despite a degree and fair-enough grades.
But why the hell is this enabled, a guy could fuck a 17 year old on his 18th birthday, and her birthday could be the next day, yet he'd still be fucked if the law found out. Should he deserve the shit he'll get for the rest of his life? Should I?

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>>65769632
>mfw in the colony
Will there be more meme pipelines?

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>>65769665
this is worth posting I suppose

>>65769634
Because all Greenlanders are dead already.

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>>65769719
>No key

>>65769665
age of consent was 14 here not too long ago

criminally charging someone for fucking a 16 year old at 19 is insane

i still consider it poor sportsmanship, but it shouldn't be criminal

have you considered joining the military?

choon
https://youtu.be/RUP0eoJgLCg

>>65769665
man you didnt have to post it if you feel this bad about im sorry that you were pressured to and sorry about what happened to you

>>65767736
I get depressed whenever it's consistently hot out, so I went fucking insane when I moved to Florida for I year, but now I'm out and everything's fine.

>>65769665
Let me remind you that 16 year olds are very low here also don't feel bad because teen pussy is very good.

>>65767654

Wonder if the high suicide rate is due to natives being 5 times more likely to kill themselves. Apparently between Dec and March of 2015 Pine Ridge had fucking 200 of them

>>65767810
get out

>>65769665
Age of consent's kinda confusing considering romeo&juliet laws and windows.

Can a 30 year old do a 16 year old if the age of consent is 16? I always hear about situations like that where the 30 year old is arrested or something, just seems very unclear.

t. prefers 30 year olds

>>65769699
No, it will mostly be an anarchoprimitivist society, the antithesis of the modern industrial society which puts economic growth and expansion above everything else. Everyone in my colony will live peaceful traditional lives in harmony with nature, whether they like it or not desu.

>>65769744
didn't realize the key didn't save with it, here:
blue - 16
brown - 17
green - 18
grey - no data available / other
>>65769753
I wouldn't have if I weren't drunk, it's otherwise worth keeping my mouth shut about. Maybe it's cathartic to confess, but I'm not always allowed to confess. Sex with minors is not taken lightly by most.

>>65769746
indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0n5Vk2Vkcw

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New England always wins

>>65769887
ALWAYS

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>>65769844
That's almost the exact opposite of what the region's all about

Relaxation and ranches

>>65769745
>have you considered joining the military?
I'm not qualified to join. Sex offenders are barred from all branches.

>>65769745
wtf I love Canada now

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>millions upon millions of americans have battened down the hatches and are now cuddling close to each other by candlelight as they wait for the storm to pass over them

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>>65769887
Except against the Bills.

>>65769956
this is not comfy

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>>65769914
>>65769844
Nevermind I'm just autistic

>>65769914
Do you mean it's already a peaceful and rural place? If so, that's partly why I'm going to colonise that particular area, because I feel like the people there are likeminded. Even if these places have wild spaces now I don't trust the government to preserve them in the future, we seem to have constant population growth and industrialisation.

>>65769984
Forgiven.

>>65769436
>normies love the beach
>normies love sports
>normies love going outside
>normies love sunlight

keep on waiting fampai

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>>65769994
It is peaceful and rural
I approve

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>>65769978
Brady was benched!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65769550

How are you subjugated now?

>>65769220
Faggot

should i go through the trouble of making pancakes tomorrow or just go to mcd's and order them with some coffee?

>>65770116
Unless you are a yankee then being part of this oppressive union is subjugation

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>>65769980
That's why you cuddle - to make it comfy.

>>65770154

In South Dakota where nobody knows we exist unless somebody mentions those heads on a mountain?

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>>65769887
California's an abomination hellhole. I wouldn't mind an earthquake sending the whole state and everyone in it into the sea. We deserve it.

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>>65770116
"""""""""Reliable"""""""""" pipelines that leak like fuck into fertile farmland and shady companies paying the Federal government to fuck up the land to look for shit like uranium next to rivers

Nobody cares about us because "Le irrelevant corn state xdd"

>State University swarmed surrounding campus streets to carry out a mass clown hunt. A Connecticut school district said it is banning clown costumes and any “symbols of terror.” And an armed clown hoax temporarily put a Massachusetts college on lockdown.
Is this the new witch hunts?

>>65770203

What leaking pipes? And when the hell have we had uranium beyond the nukes stashed here?

>>65770210
>normies being sheep

>>65770210
I'm pretty sure that reality broke sometime around 2013 and it will continue to become increasingly unstable until blackholes open up and kill us all.

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Mexicanos, I need to know what this channel is about.
https://www.youtube.com/user/DebRyanShow/videos

>>65770203
>>65770238

Side note though, yeah, it feels bad that we constantly a 'fuck you' over anything done here to benefit other states, despite our crops and cattle feeding so many. But I guess they don't care whether the steak costs 10 or 30 bucks as long as somebody gives it to them.

I don't even know what to do the rest of the day
I need a full time job

>>65770210
It really is. Last night there were multiple groups of people scattered around hunting clowns, and everyone was saying that they were gonna stomp the shit out of the clowns if they found them. I was part of a fucking mob last night, do you know how great that was?

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>>65770210
Another dank meme taken to its logical conclusion

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Smile, you better never cry. Men like you must keep his pain inside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnY5BgRj6k

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>>65770238
Keystone 1 had a big leak back in april
16,800 gallons spilled and was leaking into neighboring farms, and the leak wasn't very far from the Missouri

And there's uranium in the hills, legislators shot down an attempt to start open-mining areas across the hills
Special interests seem to be hanging around though

>>65770326
I feel like if we seceded they would care more about the nukes here than the fact we were leaving

I wish I was white

I don't

>>65770403
same, I'm tainted by gook genes.

>>65770428
Lucky

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Do you think Florida Man will be alright?

>>65770488
Floridaman here, my street is slightly inclined so all the water runs off it. I just hope my power doesn't go out for days.

>>65770451
Not really. I'm not necessarily ugly or deformed, but I think I'm somewhat odd looking. Maybe it's just the autistic creep-like mono-expression plastered on my face. I can barely help that though.
It hasn't always been that way. Fuck.

>>65770397

Probably would only care about the nukes, corn and soybeans and such are cheap and nobody really cares about a shortage of those. At least we haven't become a hot spot for Californians and New Yorkers....yet

>>65770403
It's not as good as you think.

You can't pull any race cards, for one.

>>65770488
No
>>65770428
Better than nigger genes desu

Hey guys why are you still up?

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>>65770538
So long as North Dakota keeps being profitable they'll ignore us

Didn't the hurricane/tsunami/whatever already hit? Didn't it turn out to be nothing?

>>65770551
It's 6:38 PM here ( 18:38 )

>>65770590

>Didn't the hurricane/tsunami/whatever already hit?

Not yet, I think, people are evacuating.

I'll be back to let y'all know what's there or not on the other side of the door. I only come to this place when there's nowhere else to go or nothing else to do, so I'll no doubt make it back here if I'm able to.

>>65770597
No its 02:39. Not every thing is about you burger.
Feel free to answer my question tho.

Also: can you teach me american lingo the cool kids use in college?

>>65767796
Houston, TX here. The humidity will drive you fucking mad in the summertime. I can't even walk to my car without sweating and I'm not even a fat fuck

>>65768211
10
At steak and shake happy as fuck place is sinfully dirty but music so good it took me so long to type this

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I wanna make fun of Floridians and hope their state is swallowed by the sea, but at the same time I feel like California might get hit by earthquake if I do.

>all over the world leftists are intolerent and violent while claiming to be tolerant and non-violent
I'm pretty sure being left wing is a mental disorder.

https://youtu.be/h5iWqEFVOgw

>>65768211
1. Gonna take it up to 10 after my workout tonight. Gotta love that sweet banana OG

>>65770551
I'm learning about Americans.

Trying to understand what makes them tick.

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>>65770647
I'm up because it's too early to sleep

Fun lingo of the day:
Goober - guu-burr: (adj)(n) - A carefree and lighthearted person

>>65770581

Could we possibly see a surge of North Dakotans? How would it make things worse beyond the spike in population?

>>65768323
Good thing I just use cannabis

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>>65770715
Probably driving accidents and alcoholism

>>65770706
Ok teach me the lingo american college students use pls.

>>65770711
Interesting, more pls

"People" who don't use Oxford commas are scum.

>>65770321
He makes videos about his daily life and stuff

>>65770351
>do you know how great that was
Normie drone

Who reasy to die in the hurricane?

>>65770770
sorry fun police

>>65770771
Me

>>65770753
Who is this guy and why does my friend always send me a picture of him whenever I have sex?

>>65770771
You died ten years ago mate.

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>>65770755
Pop -paup: (n) - A carbonated beverage, often artificially sweetened

>>65769865
In Texas it's 17

>>65770753

We already have that in scores anyway. They won't even put hand sanitizer in the portapotties set up for construction around town anymore because natives kept breaking into them at night and drinking the shit.

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>>65770790
Guy Fieri, a chef and popular TV personality

>>65770802
Eugh
Did they replace them with wet-wipes at least?

>>65770793
i know this already.

Im ready for the harder stuff. I only want the nicest lingo

>>65770755
>Ok teach me the lingo american college students use pls.

Gnarly = cool or worthy praise/admiration
Rad = same as above
Doobie = a marijuana roll
Lit = cool/hip
Turnt = drunk/high
Pop/soda = a fizzy can

This is what I've got so far.

>>65770771
If it can reach me this far north all is lost

>>65770865
Gnarly, rad, and doobie are only good if used ironically because they're a bit outdated if you're not a surfer/stoner. And people only say "pop" in certain parts of the US. Like, in the west coast and the south people just say "soda" or the name of the soda.

>>65770865

No one uses gnarly, rad or doobie.

But lit and turnt are used a lot.

Hey, /fa/. I normally get Nike's but I moved and the closest Nike store is too far away. What shoe brand should I get now?

>>65770900

Adidas or Reebok

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>pop

>>65770841

I don't think you understand, they will squeeze the juice out of anything and drink it

Hairspray
Mouthwash
Pine Sol
E85
Window cleaner
Toilet cleaner
Stainless steel cleaner
Metal polish

If there's a chance they can get drunk or high off it they will drink it. I don't know how they survive, but the ones that do keep finding shit to take until they're found dead on somebody's lawn.

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>>65770859
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis -new-mono-ulltra-micro-scop-ic-sila-co-vol-kano-counie-osis (n): - A lung disease caused by inhaling very fine amounts of volcanic ash and dust which inflames and scars the upper lungs

>>65770865
knew all of this except 1 already.

Guess im just a cool kid or spend too much time in the internet

>>65770897
>>65770899
interesting

what about, senpai bruh foh thot etc. Is this only used in social media?

>>65770865
Here are some more.
>dank
The smell of marijuana. If the weed is really potent you'd say something like "super dank" or "dank as fuck". Sometimes it's just used to describe weed itself. Ex: "A bag of dank".
>netflix & chill or (other word) and chill
Code for "come over and let's fuck".
>lit
Usually describing a really loud, crazy, awesome rave/party/concert

>>65770897
>>65770899
I had never heard the words "lit" or "turnt" until very recently, and that was only because I met an American girl in real life who used those words and I had no idea what the hell she was on about.

Is this recent slang?

>>65770926
Surprised you didn't throw sketchers in there.

>>65770973
not really, its been around for some time

>>65770952
not funny desu

>tfw you will never be a good smelling qt girl

>>65770958

senpai is never used outside of weebs, people usually say lit, senpai, bruh and quote rap songs.

>>65770973

No, but it has gained popularity amongst the rap community, gaining it's success in pop culture.

>>65770975

Sketchers is normie tier my main man :^)

I have a confession to make

I cant masturbate to Sasha Grey

I think she is gorgeous both body and face, as well as make good scenes but I cant

And the reason for why is that....... I feel she looks way too much like my mom. I cant bear it.

>>65770973
Yes, both those words went mainstream like a year and a half ago. If course people in so cal have probably been saying it for awhile.

Also,
Savage: when someone insults or beats up another and doesn't hold back.
"Did you hear chad roast stacy at that party? It was savage, man."

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>>65770949
Oh I know they'll go to great lengths to get a buzz but I didn't know if they were smart enough to know that wet-wipes come with liquid

>>65770993
I thought it was clever
Here

'Za -zah (n): - A slang word for Pizza

>>65771035

Develop an incest fetish

>>65771035
I feel the same way about Rapunzel. She looks just like my niece.

>>65771035
>masturbating to non-porn images/videos

What is this?

When Trump loses, the /pol/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I’ll know true ecstasy.

I don’t think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million /pol/ tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They’ll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They’ll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

”We will riot!” they will say. ”Race war!” ”Day of the rope!” they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything.

The best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that HIllary is a literal criminal, that she’s practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill’s rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see HIllary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of /pol/ come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won’t reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

New plan: steal American slang and be the first to use in the UK, becoming the coolest kid in all of southeastern England.

>>65771102
kys

Why are Brits so autistic?
Whenever I hear them speak in voice chats of vidya they sound like they're mentally disabled in some way.

>>65771102
British people aren't cool, man. Don't even try

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I want to wear my Bundeswehr parka but I don't want people to think I'm a nazi

>>65771102

do it

>>65771087

it will be a hoot if you know what I'm sayin

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>>65771102
But there's so much of it based on state

Voocaroo yourself and try Californian slang

>>65771153
>anything german
>not nazi
What year do you think this is biggot?
Also reminder if you're German American you should apologize for WW2.

best monogatari?

>>65771153

Why would they think of you as a Nazi?

>>65771087
Even if Trump loses, the GOP nominee in 2020 will carry on his will since anti-immigration is in the party platform now. Hillary won't win reelection.

Trump wins in the end.

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>>65771127
It's not easy to sound normal when you're British.

It's kind of like how an Australian could be describing how he was abused as a child, but it'd still be a right laugh because his accent makes everything seem perky and light-hearted.

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>>65771180
Ore

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>Trump wins the end

>>65771207
hahaha its the retarded girl who slips ahahaha

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>>65771216
Only best girls make slips.

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Disco?

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just got my first pair of timberlands

how do I wear these without looking like a nigger

>>65771247
discere lernen
disco ich lerne

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>>65771216
Rinko is cute! CUTE!

>>65771275

Don't wear baggy jeans and don't sag

>>65771275
You can't. By the time you wake up tomorrow, you'll be a few shades darker

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lol

>>65771171
Should I wear it?
there are a bunch of antifa type kids near my home
Do I explain to them that I'm not a nazi?

>>65771186
It has German flags on it

>>65771331
Look, I'm gonna be real with you, son.
It doesn't matter if you're far right, far left, or just a moderate undecided voter.
You don't wear anything with a flag not of your country on it, specially if its a fucking military uniform.
If you like the camo, take off the German flag from it.
If I ever see anyone wearing a flag that not America I immediatly think they're fucking pathetic.

>>65771163
It's too late for me to do that, I'd wake people up.

I'll practise in front of the mirror and post tomorrow.

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What are you listening to buds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZbJaXolmRg

>>65771361
I wont be here tomorrow though, cant you just whisper?

>>65771331

Having a German flag on your coat isn't gonna get you killed, most of the American population has mostly German in them (depending on where you live). The worst thing people could possibly do to you is ask about why a German flag is on your coat.

staple stable

>>65767646
Florida man is alpha as fuck.

Lotta faggots on this board

>>65771412
including you LOL

I fucking hate myself I'm not going to kill myself I'm already dead inside that's why I'm a pussy bitch and will never do anything that requires courage or commitment because I was born to die alone and miserable I am going to kill myself slowly and edgily what left is there to do other than ruin all my organs, develop cancer, have a heart attack, stroke or seizure and hope that I'm not praying in my last moments like a pussy clinging onto a life that does not exist anymore and I should be dead I should have died when that seizure happened I should have ended myself when I fucked up so badly I should have unloaded that buckshot through my chest that day and let my blood pour out like it obnoxiously does down my lips into my swollen gums, through the pores of my dried up and cracked skin through the red phlegm I cough up when I resort to poison when hope is non-existent like my chance at ever living decently or honestly to myself and others the truth is that I have nothing but contempt for myself and realise there would be no point in perpetuating this miserable broken life I'm broken on the inside and out I'm a broken mirror kill me if there is any god with sympathy he will strike me with a bolt of lightning and electrify my soul so I may die to finally feel alive again yes I need the pain, I need the misery, I need the over exaggeration and whining and complaining to remind myself how pathetic, weak and fragile I am and never see another broken day they are slowly eating away at my remaining soul this life has taken its toll I am dying, I am not alive simply because I am breathing no I am dying a slow, painful death that I must deserve for something I have done but I cannot know for certain what it exactly is because it is more tormenting to suffer this way without knowing why, and so it must be I truly deserve everything that is coming I deserved everything that has happened and I deserve every ounce of weight I now carry on my shoulders please let me suffer more.

BasedBall happening atm, famalams

what time is it in the us?

>>65771366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MuygMqV8eE

>>65771427
Nah

>>65771443
20:24

>>65771443

6:23

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pantsu

>>65771435
Piece of shit

did you know if alaska was a country, its name would be "alaska".

>>65771443
8:23 PM

>>65771450
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>65771463
>>65771464
decide

Never got that concept tbqh

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>>65771435
>>65771485

>>>/r9k/

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>did you know if alaska was a country, its name would be "alaska".

>>65771502

its 6:25 on the best coast of the US, and varying hours ahead in the lesser, more insignificant parts of the country

>>65771366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-hgpeSGDgc

>>65771435
t. failed normie

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>>65771489
I laughed harder than I should've

>>65771503
I just took a shitload of drugs I'm hoping I get a stroke or seizure or something and break myself into smaller pieces until I do not exist anymore please understand

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Miss me yet /cum/?

>>65771523
>its 6:25 on the best coast of the US
Uh no, it's 9:31

>>65767558
DELETE THIS

>>65771528
I have literal brain damage please kill me

>>65771491
>>65771536
decide

One country = One real timezone

Which timezone is more alpha?

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>>65771545
>>65771523
It's actually 7:27 in best coast so shuddup pls

>>65771545

fix your watch stupid, you're 3 hours and 3 minutes ahead

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please share the most abstract meme you have

>>65771545

*9:29

FTFY

>>65771585
You mean 19:28

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>>65771585

>Mountain time zone
>coast

>>65771597
I present to you my life

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>>65771597

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>>65771597

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>>65771586
>commiefornians admit they're behind the rest of the country in every way

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just finished autistically organising my tags buds

Which us timezone is the most alpha which the least?

Most alpha= where ever they have in-n-out and chipotle

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>>65771597

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>>65771597
i doubt youd understan

>>65771581
>one side if full of liberals
>one side is about to be destroyed about a hurricane
>one is in the middle of the ocrea
>one consists of only flyover states
central is the only choice

>>65767558
https://youtu.be/xqvjormxmxk

>>65771605
Same difference

>>65771615
git fukt bish

>>65771642
does central have in-n-out and chipotle?

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>>65771597
i did my best
rate this OC

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My cocaine use is starting to get out of control. Its not just weekends anymore. Just woke up at 8pm on Wednesday after an all night/into the early morning bender.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>65771642

>live in the central time zone
>get hit by tornados

>>65771636

in-n-out is an overrated meme

Publix and Whataburger are better state exclusive restaurants

new
>>65771679

>>65771435
weak

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>>65771636
That's California Hans