/brit/

http://www.itv.com/news/calendar/update/2015-10-05/bradford-charity-to-reassess-calais-aid/

>“I thought they have valid reason, but most of them they haven’t any valid reason… they want to go (to the UK) to get money, a better economic situation.”

>Given the current political climate, Mr Tokan suggested many of the people living in the camps would be better off closer to home.

>“There is no point in staying here... Syrian people in Jordan have a much better life.”

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UNLIMITED P-P-P-P-P-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER

>>65744897
>Rochdale
Is that loco full of dusky fellas?

Where is everyone?

driving a bus full of lads

>>65745876
midnight bus going anywhere

DOING A POO

*looks out the window*

le sigh............

BUS WANKERS

>>65745899
not where i live and i live in a suburb not too far from the CBD. They stop at like 9.30pm

what city you from?

Mental that Australians discuss 4chan in real life
Bunch of weirdos, the lot of them

gimmick idea: walk towards you

HOWLING

some fucking sad looking toss is looking out the window

must be thinking of chad's cock haha

>>65745904
>>65745915
>>65745918
>>65745924
>>65745930
>>65745933
hmm

>>65745953
literally all me

gimmick idea: moonwalk towards you

>>65745789
statist pig

I secretly knew deep down most ""Tories"" were gibsmedat rorkes

>>65745933
Sydney

>>65745937
if i caught you in real life i'd sweep your feet and punch you into oblivion

I've been told I look like a young Sean Connery

>>65745904
>>65745915
>>65745918
>>65745924
>>65745930
>>65745933
absolute madmen

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>>65745972
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Rorke.

>>65745984
literally none me

made sure that not a single thread went to waste tonight

you're welcome lads x

>>65745975
ahh yes, the second best city in the country behind yours truly ( m e l b o u r n e )

>>65745937
if i saw you in real life i'd give you such a dusting out front of the pub

>>65745981
Come and find me then big man
I eat runts like you for breakfast

going to kindly ask the brits to leave this thread

What film character do I remind myself of the most? Hmm, probably Ryan Gosling in 'The Place Beyond the Pines'

Adelaide is THE city to be lads

just joking don't come here

>>65745993
yes but get out of my party reee

>>65746006
>>65746018
snap

ok lads few more minutes then I'm off to read

>>65746029
Lunch break finishes in 10 minutes
Going to smoke a cheeky fag then I'll leave you lot to it

>>65746036
Ryan Gosling in 'Drive'

FUCK normies

>>65746057
*snuggles up in bed as you read*

Hello lads!

What kind of music is this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tCZV4bMJD7k

(do you rate it?)

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>>65746050
It's my party now. Get cucked.

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Ah yes

>>65746068
Wanna fight?

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the, so called, gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFs_h7ktMxU

>i will never have that face of determination at 1:21

what sort of girl texts you at midnight then doesn't ask you to come over

>>65746071
are you a cute girl

>>65746036
Ryan Gosling in "The Big Short".

>>65746036
robert de niro in 'taxi driver'

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Hey lads if you're bored enough maybe you could answer this questionnaire about your bitcoin use for a school project it takes like less than a minute
https://goo
.gl/forms/dJz2WItUcMJGw0P93

>>65746104
me

>>65746086
*smashes your face in with a ball-peen hammer without saying a word*

>>65746071
*peers through slightly ajar door*
heyyyy!!
room for one more??

>>65746141
*giggles and nods* of course :3

lads
his sister is a prostitute hahaha
how embarrassing

22 and still got no chest hair lads, pecs are as smooth as a baby's bottom

>>65746132
VIRUS

Might watch the Halloween films desu

might make a half-black child

need to find a black gf first though

>>65746102
why the fuck are you watching mountain dew ads you runt?

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>tfw no short haired French gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1boeQ9zoF-s

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WEW

>>65746161
wonder if she's the prostitute I'm talking to
hmm...

>>65746165
how do you know what a baby's bottom feels like you nonce

>>65746104
the sort of girl that realises a midnight text is an implicit invite to come over if you actually had the nads to ask

smħ

>>65746168
don't watch past the second one, 3 isn't related to michael myers and everything past that is generic evil cult bullshit

>watching The Thing

Think I might have nightmares tonight

watching that English ambulance show where it's either young students vomiting in the gutter or chavs being stabbed

getting my daily dose of sarkeesian and graciehinabox lads

>>65746193
Hmm yes
*closes image and scrolls to the next post*

>>65746198
she's in Sydney
>>65746193
oh fuck off

>>65746193
ah yes
"music"

>>65746193
Is that it's own program or a plugin for a DAW?

>>65746216
found that film comfy desu

>>65746242
hmm so am I...
*looks into the distance, my eyes glassy*

>>65746233
NEED my daily dose of fucking machines

>>65746235
>>65746242
>>65746244
fucking rude, never reply to me again

>>65746251
VST

>>65746074
the genre is called "me and the lads belting out mad tunes*

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>>65746252
ahh yes

>>65745993
>james o'brien

Hate him so much

>>65746216

you big girl (pls be in manchester tho)

>>65746260
*distant 'GAY CUNT'*

OH FUCK I forgot to wake up Green Day

why is the 50's always the go-to decade for traditionalism?

suggest a woman might like cooking or want children some day and they say something like "omg this isn't the 50's you sexist pig >:("

>watching horror films

ah yes, let's pay money/waste time to experience an unambiguously negative emotion

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*starts giving a pseudo-motivational speech that drives the facebook normies absolutely insane as they clamour to share this speech*

>>65746307
That's it everyone. Go on home. This is the logical conclusion to comedy.

>>65746074

me the fat man on the left

The iced fingers from Greggs are DELICIOUS

>>65746337
>logical conclusion

what

>>65746165
Same haha

Didn't get pubes until i was 17 so it's pretty standard tb h

>>65746314
not sure

the 50s were generally considered a pretty happy time considering the 40s and 60s were very strange and dangerous times

ah yes its a "5mg xanax 1g coke coupla beers shitposting session"

*eats all the pies*

>>65746315
Scifi horror films are alri, plain horror films are shit though

can't remember a thing but it was definitely rape

>>65746354
shut up and bend over retard

>>65746165
it's growing now and it's FUCKING annoying

>>65746369
*asks who did this*

Who ate all the pies

will be doing a wank in a minute

getting my daily dose of x and y lads

dunno where my pies are all gone lads
ah well they were only dog food anyway

Trying to find the hacker 4chan in the Uni Library

Fuck you guys, I'm gonna go post in vip /brit/

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got a new outfit lads, thoughts?

>>65746382
How so? I've plenty chest hair, have since i was 17, makes literally no difference to your life

>>65746434
tra

getting my daily dose of pies lads

>ah yes, let's pay money/waste time to experience an unambiguously negative emotion
[attaches fedora image]

Theresa May rejects the "libertarian right" (ie the future of the west). Not good.

all the best accommodation goes to the students and look how they trash them. Makes me mad and then when they have spent all the loans on crap and alcohol , half of them will end up flipping burgers in macdonalds and Burger King.

>>65746464
probably the first "daily dose" post I've enjoyed

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>>65746489
>"libertarian right" (ie the future of the west)

>the "libertarian right" (ie the future of the west)
[attaches fedora image]

*flips burgers in wagamamas*

>>65746489
Libertarians are as retarded as Anarcho-Capitalists

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>Theresa May rejects the "libertarian right" (ie the future of the west). Not good.

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>>65746316
>my family all posted this and I can't remember what it was
I do remember this was my reaction upon seeing it though

mr. banks, your opening statement?

hmmm

can I refreeze these chicken thighs I've left in the fridge for two days?

don't really fancy cooking 8 chicken thighs tonight

Flatmates in my hallway lads, scared to leave

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Feels quite good being a paki then going on /pol/ and having loads of those 'tards agree with the things you post.

>>65746533
>>65746522
>>65746513
>>65746507
t. gibsmedat

>>65746454

>Born and raised in Camden Town, North London, Contostavlos grew up with his parents, Byron Contostavlos and Zoi Agorou and older brother Spiros. His father had been a member of the group Mungo Jerry. Byron died on 12 April 2007. He is of Greek-Cypriot descent.

Ah yes. very black. Didnt know about his dad though

>>65746551
no

>>65746566
>Feels quite good being a paki

Reckon you're lying desu lad

>>65746454
>literally greek
>we wuz niggas an sheet

In the hallway waiting to cave my flatmate's head in when he comes out

>>65746603
Hahahaha

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>>65746550
Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son who can't swim?

>>65746568
t. open borders cuck

>>65746584
well fuck you

>>65746568
R O A D S
O
A
D
S

>>65746636
how could he be so cruelhouse?

>>65746489
Libertarianism doesn't work

>Open the borders
>Migrants flood in
>Outnumber those with libertarian views
>Vote for whoever promises the most gibsmedats

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I want all non-Brits to fuck off and die!!!

>>65746649
go ahead and do it then fuckhead
hope you enjoy your insides liquefying

>>65746639
>vote out of protectionism and market regulations
>May puts them all back on

you're just a labour voter who hates pakis m8

Waiting for my mate Baz to cave in the runt next door's head so we can nick his money and trash his room.

>>65746489
theresa may is fucking mental

somebody ought to tell her she's meant to be a moderate

i'm so done.

policy idea: Nationalist Libertarianism

>>65746678
>trash
FOY

any geneticists in here? really need to know a bit more about who's stupid and who's smart

>>65746672
I'm a Conservative desu lad.

>>65746668
same tbqhwy

Unironically in the IRA and post here, and all yous Saxon shits think I'm one of ye

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business idea: authoritarian libertarianism

gibsmedats

>>65746672
>Implying that's a bad thing

Afternoon, Reddit

>>65746672
>you're just a labour voter who hates pakis
guilty as charged x

Business idea: Use milk in a bong instead of water

>>65746718
Have informed the constabulary about this post.

Business idea: Collectivist Conservatism

>>65746718
actually i'm anglo-scandinavian x

>>65746738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loDXplMS0r0

Lads.. they don't have letterboxes in their front doors in other countries


think about that

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>tell someone im a mycologist
>oh haha like magic mushrooms init?
S T O P

>>65746738
Use mouthwash you amateur
>>65746748
Good, I've put a carbomb outside their barracks, thanks for getting all outside for me
>>65746758
Saxon foe none the less

Business idea: National Socialism

A friend of mine who is a postdoc at Cambridge seemed extremely frustrated by the fact a biology PhD student attending his statistics classes did not know the concept of fractions.

>>65746724
It's not but it isn't conservative.

>>65746719
Forcing people to be free is American foreign policy desu

really interesting seeing how above-average educated mainly employed in IT or a call centre live at home runts hate muslims for their own failings

>>65746776
it is though innit? haha

i want to visit scotland one day but i don't speak english

>>65746801
Rasheed

>>65746801
rasheed

>>65746814
neither do they

>>65746814
Neither do the Scots.

>>65746551
yeah lad, just cook em and eat em as soon as you unfreeze them again

t. cook

Shutting blood again fuck sake

>>65746784
EXCELLENT post

>>65746738
seen my man put a 20cl in as the water, rip the (admittedly faggot) bong and then down the 20cl

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>>65746776
>work in plant genomics
>"haha GMOs amirite"

>>65746801
Reminder that when Islam becomes 50% of the population they will democratically enact Sharia law

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>Someone tells me they're a mycologist
>I don't even know them and they're just bothering me at lunch

>>65746871
b-but they will assimilate

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>Reminder that when Islam becomes 50% of the population they will democratically enact Sharia law

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>it's a runt goes on a rant about how GMOs are literally the most evil thing of all time while eating a banana

Can't post from 3G at all. That fucking paki cunt has got the ip rangebanned

>>65746871
doubt it lad

world is thankfully becoming more nationalistic and less tolerate of muslims

> GMOs
very yanky

prefer the term GM.

>>65746923
>being this delusional

>>65746922
serves you right for living in manchester

What would mum say if she knew you'd been having cheeky wanks to ladyboys, /brit/?

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Very excited to see the United Kingdom of England and Wales. Jock bastards cannot fuck off soon enough.

>>65746922
same 2bh

The clitoris?
Doesn't exist.

>>65746871
remember:
a) we'd never have a referendum on sharia law
b) referendums mean nothing to muslims
c) you're a lame nerd

>>65746955
>being able to read the current political climate
>delusional
ok m8

>>65746977
Rasheed

>>65746977
jewish invention innit

Poleaboo's """boobs""" have stopped growing and they're not even a full A cup.
Haha how pathetic, he's never going to look like a girl.

>>65746964
She'd think I was gay; well more gay than she already thinks I am.

>>65746918
but bananas aren't genetically modified...

Hmmmmmm shall I go crisis tonight lads, got lectures 2-6 tomorrow

>>65746871
Na, islam's going to have a major collapse soon

Might set up some new Grammar schools tbqh lads.

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the gf

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the runt farm

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m'gf

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> I was engaged in a full, perfect and complete rebellion against everything I had been brought up to believe.

>As I had been raised to be an English gentleman, this was quite an involved process. It included behaving like a juvenile delinquent, using as much foul language as I could find excuse for, mocking the weak (there was a wheelchair-bound boy in my year, who provided a specially shameful target for this impulse), insulting my elders, and eventually breaking the law.

>The full details would be tedious for most people, and unwelcome to my family. Let us just say they include some political brawling with the police, some unhinged dabbling with illegal drugs, an arrest - richly merited by my past behaviour but actually wrongful - for having an offensive weapon and nearly killing someone, and incidentally myself, through criminal irresponsibility while riding a motorcycle.

>There were also numberless acts of minor or major betrayal, ingratitude, disloyalty, dishonour, failure to keep promises and meet obligations, oath-breaking, cowardice, spite or pure selfishness. Nothing I could now do or say could possibly atone for them.

So how bad of a degenerate was Peter Hitchens when he was a teenager/young man anyway? Worse than degenerates today?

>>65747032
Love you theresa

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my gf

>>65747035
girl in the back shit herself lol

>>65746986
When there's enough of them there will be a Muslim political party not sure why you're on about a referendum

>>65747010
Your answer will depend on whether you go to a runt uni lad, so what is you uni :*

>>65747010
>got lectures 2-6 tomorrow
I get smashed on a sunday and can still make it in for 9-6 lectures on a monday WITH revision 7-9

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pretended they wanted to leave immediately following the referendum like petulant children and now they fall back in line when we tell them to get fucked.

Hilarious.

just got stitched up in /trans/

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t'gf

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>>65747029
>Na, islam's going to have a major collapse soon
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

>>65747096
Rasheed

Hello everybody! :)

My name is Tonde, I am from Hounslow, I would love to learn more about British culture

Thank you in advance.

>>65747096
SHIT SKIN

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the self-styled gf

>>65747056
bruh, look at this girl

look at the top of her head

>>65747082
I did back in the day but I'm in 4th year now lad, got a lot of work outside of lectures

>>65747081
Notts

>>65747083
England is master once again.

>>65747085
>stitched up
Guess you're FtM then haha

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>>65747124

>>65747078
sharia law is explicitly anti-democratic

the greatest job in the world right now must be a dev at valve

literally do jack shit all day and get paid

So what's Liam Fox gonna say when he gets his head kicked in for his Britain still rules the world attitude in trade talks?

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t'g

>>65747223
"ow"

>>65747223
please stop kicking me in the head

>>65747078
>there will be a Muslim political party
>Implying the shit wont hit the fan before that happens
Ngl I'm worried that the niggers will get a free pass when we start removing kebabs

>>65747059
>tfw you will never snort ket and MD with Immorality Man as he praises Trotsky

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just had this posted through my door

>>65747225
bit early for that like

>>65747223
He's not allowed to do any trade deals until we actually leave (2 and a half years)

Probably be a reshuffle by then

ahh yes
it's another "you can't sleep until the coke is finished" episode

playing some vidya games lads x

>>65747296
well yeah if you leave it out with some left in there'd be all like flies and that in the can innit haha bit grim that

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>>>/qa/744038
>>>/qa/743318
>>>/qa/745177

>>65747316
post fucking machines

>>65747316

post fuckingmachines

normie housemates are all pre-drinking tonight in the kitchen before going out and being normies

trying to decide if I cook my dinner BEFORE they begin piling in there and acting like chimps at around 5pm, or afterwards.

got really drunk last night and i don't even remember embarassing myself that much.
Very happy about the way it turned out then lads :)

>the gf

all slags, fuck them lads, i fucking hate women.

>>65747346
grow up

>>65747320
ah yes

REALLY starting to dislike most of my flatmates lads
if they had ribena i'd piss in it

Its funny how the Internet put pirated DVDs out of business

hope the weirdo housemate eats his dinner before we start predrinking tonight

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>normie housemates are all pre-drinking tonight in the kitchen before going out and being normies

>trying to decide if I cook my dinner BEFORE they begin piling in there and acting like chimps at around 5pm, or afterwards.

Business idea: finish the witcher 3

>>65747356
message me babes xx

alright lads

i got food poisoning from the local chinky, sharn't be giving them my business ever again

however should i continue taking paracetamol every 4 hours or is there no point since i've got food poisoning and am not just ill

>>65747329
looks like she stores eggy farts she's done in jars

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milff just sent this

>>65747417
Business idea: finish me off

>>65747346
Just go out with them you silly cunt

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>>65747432

>>65747427
top kek

>>65747429
take charcoal tablets lad

As an 11 or so year old, a group of us kids from the council estate were hanging out, when we came across a giant bag of builders sand. As kids do, we started throwing it at each other, it was a hilarious game.

That's when Jermaine, the black kid, threw some in my eyes, and the fun times were over. I managed to walk home blinded, it wasn't much further than 200m or so to the bottom doors of my flat. Managed to force the door open because it was broken and enough pressure would open it. Got in and headed up the horrible concrete stairs to my parents. Eventually they took me to hospital unsure what to do, and what resulted in all the tests etc was me having to slowly cry builders sand out from the back of my eyes. Where the particles were moving slowly across the surface of my eye, scratching it as they went.

It took two weeks to fully cry it out. Two weeks of non-stop crying from the pain in my eyes.

>>65747429
nah it unnecessarily makes you build up resistance to it

>>65747436

Business clarification: Do you mean kill you or make you cum?

>>65747465
dont have any and cant leave the house as im pooing liquid every 20 minutes

>>65747470
that's what i thought but they do make me feel better for about 2 hours then to complete shit again

hmm

>>65747427
incredibly good post

>>65747490
both, in that order

>>65747466
shan't be reading this

>>65747466
hahahahahaha

>>65747371
ah yes I need to grow up because I'm not a chimp about to get wasted on a wednesday night

excellent

NEVER reply to me again you fucking saprobe

>>65747490

why not both

>>65747346
Be alpha so you can steal their roasties.

When they start getting too noisey. Charge in, and smack the drinks out of their hands whilst screaming in their face.

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look who she fucked up with.

all women are cunts, no matter who you are.

Want a bf to fuck me in positions I didn't even know about and who'll do all sorts of kinky things with me

>>65747346
>pre-drinking at 5

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>ah yes I need to grow up because I'm not a chimp about to get wasted on a wednesday night

>excellent

>NEVER reply to me again you fucking saprobe

>>65747514
>can't go into the kitchen because he might have to interact with people
you are not even a rhizome to me

last night me and some mates all went out to a bar and this girl burst into tears TWICE because some fella had fingered her and not messaged her the next day.
Literally crying and shouting "BOYS ALWAYS HURT MEEEEEEEE"

>>65747518
>steal their roasties
what kind of pre-drinks involves roast potatoes

>>65747520

>all women are cunts, no matter who you are.

Did your oneitis decline your beta orbiter application form?

Why do the paki, and the fat bastard think they're are welcome in my thread?

>>65747520
Stop with this

>>65747572
holy shit lad I wish.

a whole fucking worse than that.

windy out

@65747551
I told you not to reply to me. Confiscating this and all further (You)s.

You were warned.

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>>65747466
This you mate haha

>>65747514
Wednesday is the best night to go out

>>65747573
>they're are
because of shit like this

the state of lisicki lmao

>>65747590

alright lad. Tell all your friends on /brit/ the story

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>>65747584
no

i feel fucking pain.

>>65747590
get rejected by a fatty?
oneitis fuck your best mate?
overheard a group of Staceys laughing about how ugly you are and pretending to fancy you?

really really reaaaaalllyyyyyyyy hate everybody in these threads

reckon she fucked another lad and snapped him a video

>>65747602
>literally NO leg development
fucks sake

Social retard here
need help

me : Heya dude just a quick message (because my phone is broke atm) how was the canada trip?

Other than that hope everything else is going well for you!

"friend" : Oh wondered why I hadn't heard from you!

I have no idea where to take the conversation from here , I mainly blame my opening

please critique my text based social skills so I can improve

How do people walk around/travel/commute without listening to music?

I would've killed myself from boredom

>pass user since 2013

neck yourself

Heya dude

Why the fuck do I have to read the book of Genesiss for my university course. Has anyone here read it? Is it good? How long is it?

>>65747665
that's a cunty thing to say on his behalf, he sounds like a twat. find new friends.

There is literally no reason to complain about being single when poleaboo would willingly suck on anyone's willy.

>>65747615
>>65747636
in time I will

right now you're just going to make it worse.

>>65747668
i play my 3ds desu

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Imagine putting your penis inside someone this attractive.

I wouldn't last 10 seconds.

reckon she fucked his dad LMAO

>>65747668
because you pay attention to your surroundings you sperg

If you hadn't heard Russia are launching nuclear strikes soon.
4chan servers will be offline indefinitely and the UK might also be a target.

See you soon.

>>65747514

I'm gonna get wasted on a wednesday night, m8. It's my saturday, as I don't get weekends off for my wage slave job

>>65747668
i don't particularly enjoy music but I put the radio on in the car
if I get the train I just go on my phone or look out the window

>>65747665
>dude
FOY

literally WTF Happened that mental illnesses are so encouraged in today's society??
>some batshit insane feminists who just say insane shit are accepted because it is forbidden to hate against feminism
>or some insane leftfags who want to exterminate whites is still considered better than people who are middle-right
wtf happened to the world lads? where did it all go so wrong?
also ironically, the "land of the free" seems to be the country where those problems are the worst.

>>65747661
He was the most famous bodybuilder in the world la' but this was before people knew what they were doing almost 100 years ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37559853/the-22-year-old-chess-star-boycotting-iran-world-championships-over-hijab

New waifu acquired.

>>65747665
"yeah sorry mate phone's been broken for a couple days, anyway how was canada"

>>65747696

Didnt you read it in school? it really isnt hard to read. arrogant student

>>65747709

this desu

>it's a lisicki doesn't tell his attention seeking made up story for another 2 good hours episode

ah yes

>>65747717
literally happened first time i fucked without a johnny

not even 8 seconds

eventually got to over a minute without a condom

made a fake profile on okcupid to check out whats on there
first two profiles of semi-attractive girls
>Genderfluid demigirl. Feminist. Pansexual. Improv comedian
>Btw, I'm way more into women/non-binary peeps than men; no hard feelings, fellas, that's just how I am

and the 2nd (pic releted)
>You should message me if
yr a massive lefty (v important!)

needless to say i'm not revisiting

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>>65747741
>wtf happened to the world lads? where did it all go so wrong?
(((they))) happened.

>>65747665
That's just a shitty reply mate, if anything your friend is the social retard.

>>65747320
Ah yes, Hiro.

German here. What is a Paki, just a blanket term for Brown muslims or actual Pakistanis? Bit mental that there are so many Pakistanis over there.

>it's a "realize if i keep the nappy wearing up i'm going to end up with urinary incontinence and that could be an expensive pain in the arse to manage but at the same time i'm now used to it and don't want to break the chain because it's possibly the only decision i've committed to in the last 5 years" novel
amazon really will release anything nowadays.

>>65747769
>eventually got to over a minute without a condom
Do you have some sort of problem?

You should be able to do 10 mins at least.

>>65747769
Good progress, lad.

>>65747751
but people like Sandow had pretty decent legs. Granted they did have no idea how to train them though (i think i remember sandow saying somewhere he would get his brother on his shoulders and walk up and down stairs 100 times every night or something)

>normie flatmates are laughing about some lads virginity
>join in
>say something like "aw lads we should get him a stripper for his birthday"
>they all laugh
>tfw they don't suspect a thing
>tfw KHV

>>65747810
>>65747810
>>65747810
reminder that hiro is a cuck

>>65747771

>likes obese left handed people

How specific

guys help, i've got my second meeting at the job center tomorrow, i'm supposed to have done 35 hours of job searching and i've done nothing.

what do i do/say?