/brit/

more like /shit/

America>>>Britain

>>65714489
You mean Muslim edition?

>>65714514
twenty dolla

How does a British NEET in Australia find weed without getting deported

always get really drowsy around 6pm but then get a second wind after about an hour and stay up until 3am

weird

England? Nah, not a fan.
t. wales

boi
e
t
t
a

kno

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Just copped this number 1 best seller lads

People that have been to London:

I want to go to the Roundhouse for a concert. Where should I stay the night afterwards and should I sit or stand whilst there?

>>65714547
RHYL
H
Y
L

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>tfw nobody to fuck my qt female biopucci

But seriously, I'm thinking of putting an ad out on Craigslist. You have no idea how badly I want to dress up in female clothes and worship a cock.

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>>65714532
Couldn't conflate my county with muslims unless you had a brain haemorrhage, you fucking nip

london is probably the greatest city in europe

probably

I really like this picture.
It makes me want to plant and nurture beautiful flowers in a cosy cottage.

>>65714597
L E E D S
E
E
D
S

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this is a snoutless tapir

its snout was taken by poachers

Brit on holiday here

Been here 24 hours and already seen a black man get shot by the police

anyone got that picture of ellie fanning where it looks like a BLACKED picture

>>65714597
Are you passable
>>65714619
Been meaning to post it for days desu

>>65714647
Really?

>>65714585
Whenever I think of Rhyl all I can think of is Matt Baker from Blue Peter dressed up as Ali G doing a rap called "Keeping It Rhyl". I wanted to cave my own face in when I first saw it.

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Got a new fiver lads

>>65714670
Yeah

>>65714576
Stand, dunno, some hostel (there are quite a few in Camden I think, though its a shite area generally)

t. Used to live in Camden and been roundhouse a few times

>>65714660
If I put effort into hair and makeup

LITTLE
CHINKY
DICKS

>>65714597
You can worship mine but it ain't that big haha

>>65714686
billionaire table if i ever saw one

>>65714526
bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

THE FLIGHT PLAN

THE FLIGHT PLAN

I JUST FILED
WITH THE AGENCY
LISTS ME
MY MEN
AND DR PAVEL HERE

BUT ONLY ONE OF YOUUUU
BUT ONLY ONE OF YOUUUUUUUUU

>>65714686
Poleaboo never says lads and the only other non white in brit is westmids so it must be you.

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>>65714686
>topographic table

mine is 7.5" on most days. 8" if I'm lucky.

6" girth too. A pretty well rounded one imo.

A very slight curve to the right tho

>/vip/

did a screech

>work tomorrow

ah yes, excellent. Someone has to answer those phones and get yelled at by angry boomer normies and it may as well be me!

>>65714699
Cheers. I thought about sitting because I'm a tired cunt, but it might feel a bit wrong. It's not an energetic show.

I'm 27 so I hope I'm not too old for a hostel.

>>65714768
me too lad

Work sending me to China again lads, no idea why they think its worth it loool

>>65714704
Where are you @

>>65714768
prove it

Don't understand how you're supposed to eat in foreign countries

Say you just want to order a McDonalds in China, how would you ask for food?

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>>65714778
good wage slave

mental ex-gf is now phoning me with a withheld number
she phoned me once and asked why I wasn't in the library with her. I just said "after yesterday, do you really think I want to do anything with you", then she phoned me twice during a lecture, despite her choosing to sit right behind me. I didn't bother to answer.

After the lecture I went for a piss, finished, went outside and she was waiting for me there and acted like everything was normal. She said that she wants to study with me on Monday and be friends. I said that I want to be friends as long as it's nothing like Monday. I said that I MIGHT study with her.
She then said OK, smiled and went on her way.

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last thread got deleted?

are we next?

bit scared

>>65714833
i wantu chickenu mcnuggetu leasu

I work as a bank cashier

Don't tell women how to dress. Teach men not to RAPE

>>65714816
[spoiler]Gillingham[/spoiler]

>>65714833
"one big mac meal with coke"

say it loud and slowly so he clearly understands you

>>65714841
Last thread was kshit, it deserved it

>>65714764
>westmids
>non white
not been here for 6 months mate?

>>65714784
Oh, well sit then, I did that at an ambient/piano show (on the balcony) but they had seats/tables on the ground floor anyway.

Don't think there are age restrictions on hostels la, 27 certainly isn't old anyway.

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Are mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54

bought a fanny washer to wash my fanny

>>65714833
You can always point to the board or menu if they can't understand you desu

>>65714833
Either learn a bit of the language or point.

You could also do the usual British thing of raising your voice until they understand you.

got the kush

>>65714686
post more table

blaming women for getting raped is what rasheed does when he forces them to wear veils desu

Pop quiz
Frenchwomen are for?

>>65714886
>menu is in Chinese

what now?

>''''people'''' that go to foreign countries and only eat western hotel/fast food

Literally NOTHING more runt, wouldn't travel with such specimens.

>>65714907
it's okay if non-whites do it

>>65714870
Thanks, mate. I didn't mean a literal age limit, I just meant more along the lines of "will I be surrounded by gap year students".

I will order my sitting tickets now. Cheers.

>>65714923
coffins

Was going to watch a film but can't remember what

>>65714923
British willies

Will bet my new build that when the Tories say they will bring down immigration. All they will do is go for students and not low skilled workers

What's the deal with /vip/? I don't see it on the home page

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>>65714848

"I am intelligent enough to recognise that the world is not perfect and that there are scumbag predators out there who will target me if I make myself an easy target. But regardless, I - an adult woman - have no responsibility for my own safety and should not be penalised for showing no common sense or self preservation."

>>65714935
I'm really picky with food

I find everything disgusting

>>65714934
Maybe you should learn some of the language then you dumb cunt or stick to fast food places with little pictures

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The fall of 4chan is evident, it draws many a comparison to the fall of rome

>Jannies abusing their powers (does it for free ffs)
>An influx of redditors
>Incompetent leader
>An influx of shitposting, putting absolutely 0 into the gimmick economy
>Strange and foreign fetishes being introduced e.g. blacked
>Divisions between boards

>>65714982
kill yourself

sky news isn't available in the US anymore on jewtoob

lol

>>65714935
fair point but you do NOT want to eat the local food in china

>>65714982
Then you're a runt/man-child and you must overcome this if you ever want to maintain any level of respect from your peers around a dinner table.

>>65714934
>>65714833
I went to Beijing for two weeks in June.
The tills usually have a menu in English and Chinese. You can just point to things and they know what to put though on the till. They won't tell you the price in English, but it's displayed on the till.

Overhead my boss praising me on the phone. Good feel, especially considering I'm lazy as fuck and phone my job in.

https://www.mail.com/int/news/europe/4646262-french-top-court-to-rule-racial-profiling-time.html
Why are the French so vehemently racist, lads?

>>65714850
eh too far

What Yank food shall I try while I'm here?

>>65715001
Poor Yanks.

is it illegal to outsource my own job and skim off some profit?

>>65715055
a bullet

>>65714971
They've already done that, mate. They shafted foreign students, some of whom did nothing wrong, and used that as a statistic. It's one of the more fucked up things they've done and it went largely unreported.

>>65715055
chicken and waffles

>>65715055
What state are you in?

>>65715055
nigger omlete

>eating the local food in foreign countries

why yes I do want 4 diseases in 1 night

im fucking starving

literally worse than an gorta mor

>>65715004
>>65714935
eh it depends
I'm >>65715042. We were getting fed lunch and dinner in our hotel if we asked, but over the two weeks it got blander and blander. Also about 3 days before I left, I got a really bad case of the shits so I went with McDonalds because in my head I was less likely to get the shits from it

lads when watching tim videos do you skip the piano/guitar/singing parts and just watch his rambling?

>>65715004
All sorts of clues as to where is best to avoid in terms of food vendors. I've eaten plenty of local food in China and India with no problems.

>>65715085
Commiefornia

>>65715067
reckon trump has something to do with it. they're cutting ties with us

going to free the nipple lads

>>65714986
I haven't been on 4chan properly for about five months, and not like I used to be for about a year. How have things change since Moot left?

>>65715055
IHOP. Enjoy your beetus.

>>65715130
Which part/city?

Keep calling this guy "family" out of nowhere

My mum don't know his mum so he must be really confused lol

>>65714839
>mental ex-gf
go on

got superliked by a girl that looks like a tranny

can't tell tho

>>65715127
>silencing the singer

For shame

Ashamedly enjoying gimpish music lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWvlnMqLXc

>>65715055
uhhh
burger??????

>>65715090
>Why yes, I am an apex runt with the immune system of an AIDS patient

Boss just texted me to say they've cut 5 hours off my timetable.

Little bit miffed 2bh.

>>65715127
Yes

>>65715151
Mexico (San Diego)

>>65715156
oh boy

>Cried to me over face time because I didn't respond to a message

>Kept posting pictures of me on social media even when I asked her to not to.
I confronted her properly about it and she said "why can't I love my boyfriend"

>Kept hitting me even when I asked her to not to. Still occasionally does even though I've made it clear that I really, really don't like it.

>If I did something that annoyed her in any way, she would either say we're finished, or just completely ignore me on face time Facebook messenger and in real life. She would then start talking again after 10-15 minutes of me asking her to talk and she acts like nothing's wrong. Kept doing this even when I asked her to not to. Happened multiple times when she wanted sex but I didn't.

>the "what's wrong" "nothing"

>Always insistent on me coming over

>couldn't seem to handle the fact that I might want to hang around people I haven't seen in a while and not be around her, despite going to her house for days at a time over the past couple of weeks

>Gets pissy if I don't devote all of my spare time to her

>one time went out of the room, and came back in with a large razor cut on arm, and just told me to go away. I went to a lecture that we both had and she comes in 10 minutes late and acts like nothing has happened between us

>Would just go on her phone while we were in bed. Randomly at one time when I did it she got pissed off at me and said I pay her no attention even though she had just been on her phone. It seemed that if I didn't get off my phone as soon as she does or if I pick my phone up before she does, I'm the bad one

1/2

Its another one of those days lads, gonna leg it across Clappy-J for a chance at getting home 15 mins earlier

>>65715130
In n Out burger
Fatburger
Fish tacos
A good burrito
Clam chowder in a bread bowl
Roscoe's chicken and waffles

>>65715200
>She asked me to come around and I said yes but not staying the night, went round, made it clear I'm not staying the night and she spent a good 20 minutes trying to get me to stay. This included pretending to go to sleep in my car, spilling water all over me, tying my hand to her hand, and implying she was going to cut herself and implying she was going to hang herself. She said "forget us and our 3 months together" so I left the room and she chased after me. We talked for a bit, she got pissy, opened the door and walked out and down the road. I unlocked my car and got in. She then opened the boot and started to get in whilst acting all happy. Once she was out, I locked the doors and started to move off. She pulled the handle multiple times and started speaking. I couldn't hear her. She eventually gave up as I started to roll my window down. She got to her door and said something along the lines of "fuck you"

>Called me 10 times on Facebook and 14 times on my phone, got pissy when I said I had just woke up

>Pushed me onto her bed. I tried to leave, she pushed me on her bed, straddled me, and started kissing me. Tried to make sure I couldn't get off.


>Grabbed some rope, tied it around her neck, then looked at me with puppy dog eyes.

>Attempted to block me from opening room door, getting my shoes and house door

>Part of this was stripping down to underwear and standing in provocative manners

honestly hope Trump wins just because his foreign policy and relationship with Britain would definitely be in our interest (for example, I'm almost certain a Trump presidency would end the war in Syria by simply changing sides to aid Russia and back Assad - and I think Trump would be very favourable for a Free Trade Deal with the UK after Brexit) the only foreign policies of his that I think would be retarded is going into the middle east to purposely steal oil and have the US leave NATO

not a fan of most of his domestic policies though, pretty extreme stuff with not much rational thinking going on

>>65715212
Holy shit is this the same lad from yesterday

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what did she mean by this

>>65715200
>>65715212
wish I had a mental gf

Told my mum I'm gay and she wants to meet the bf. That went well.

>>65715090
>>65715183
>tfw spent 6 weeks in asia eating all manner of random food from god awful looking places and didn't get ill once

i must have a stomach made of titanium

>>65714967
Married

>>65715055
Wienerschnitzel

>>65715200
>wall of text from some turbo-runt about his spastic ex

Aaah yes, will certainly be reading this.

>>65715194
http://www.sandiego.org/articles/breweries/san-diego-breweries.aspx#lFZIlMTWpVpdobx1.97

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>'Moriarty of the Old Master' pulls off the art crime of the century: Market in crisis as experts warn £200m of paintings could be fakes

Billionaires BTFO

>>65715185
good lad

literally never watched him perform a full song

>>65715227
yeah I was talking about her yesterday, but didn't post everything

>>65715235
you can have her

>>65715268
won't offend me if you don't
*cries*

>>65715228
that she's a retarded slut

>>65715242
Did that too on a road trip across Burgerland, ate stuff from petrol stations and shitty bars and run-down burger places and stuff and didn't get even slightly ill

>>65715222
if i were a brit i'd want to be allied with the US rather than stuck in the EU

I bought a 500GB Samsung Evo 850 SSD from CeX for £100 today. It's an absolute bargain. However, I don't exactly know what to use it for, since I already have an SSD + HDD combination going on with my one computer. Any suggestions, lads? Should I just sell it?

>>65715200
Was the sex good?

Why the fuck is London closed on a Friday? I want to visit a few places on Friday and they're all shut.

>>65715228
probably a mtf

>>65715310
One 500gb photo of Nigel Farage laughing

>>65715312
first girl I've ever had sex with so I can't complain

>>65715309
Yeah, maybe you'll treat us right this time.

>>65715325
mudslime day of rest

>>65715310
Reinstall Windows and put the OS and games on the SSD, music and films etc on an HDD

>>65715228
is she the moon face

If I went abroad alone I'd unironically die

No idea where I'd eat, how to use the metro, how to use a taxi

>>65715194
why don't you move to a different state? living in a state like Kansas or Indiana is practically free compared to cali

>>65715325
Friday prayers, akhi.

think I fucked it up with the prostitute bird lads

Half the boards are containment boards, without them the rest of the site falls apart

If gookmoot deletes /vp/ or /mlp/ or /d/ or /sp/ to save money, we all suffer.

Don't make him do it, buy a pass today you silly goyim

>ywn be a downie
>ywn get sympathy succs

>>65715359
I HAVE done that mate, can't you read?

>I already have an SSD + HDD combination going on with my one computer

>>65715310
hope it wasn't used

>change first tinder picture
>get 6 matches and a super like whilst I'm at work

wew lads

>there are actual real live living people posting under the alias of "the grandmaster wizard of kek" unashamedly on /pol/

fucking hell

fucked me neck lads

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>>65715355
i just don't think the EU has much of a future t-b-h

>>65715408
it was. is that a problem?

>/vip/

haha nice one mate but it's a bit early for april fools!

>>65715392
This lad knows what he's on about.

eating pizza with a knife and fork

>>65715426
meme magic is the most reddit thing to come out of /pol/
it's pathetic

>>65715379
Are you the lad that literally sat on a chinese squat toilet?

>>65715392
you mean
/b/
/mlp/
/pol/
/vp/
/co/
/v/ (or /vg/)
/a/

any of these gone and we will feel the effects badly

most other boards are ok actually, generally dont post where they're not wanted

>>65715448
Neither do I. Don't like the idea of a united european continent anyway 2bqh

>>65715454
https://ssd-life.com/

see what this says about it

>>65715379
It's easier than you think, mate. Just a bit scary.

>>65715414
I'm quite old fashioned. Is Tinder actually good or is it no better than any other dating site? I'm also paranoid about FB getting my details so I don't want to use it for privacy reasons.

Wearing a butt plug all day was a mistake.

>>65714863
not really

>>65715468
RUNT LIFE

>>65715392
Could probably save a lot of bandwidth/server space if they just reduced the archives in size massively

>>65715379
it's easy m8 i've done it loads

>>65715468
southern runt

>>65715470
Very runtish my friend

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fucking hell gone orange already

>>65715468
Good lad, are you enjoying your pizza at the restaurant too?

>>65715498
Archive is all off-site isn't it?

>>65715485
tinder's pretty good lad

Fingered my gf from behind last night.

We were spooning facing the left. I reached around with my left hand and started findling her breasts (no matter how tired or in a bad mood she is, she will ALWAYS get horny if I fondle her breasts. It's great)
I then took my left hand and started squeezing and spreading her butt. Eventually worked my way between her legs and started rubbing her.

Then I took my right arm, put it under her body and started squeezing her right breast at the same time as fingering her with my left.

It was dark but I could make out her biting her lip. While doing that I also reached up to suck her left breast. Women love sexual multi-tasking. At one point she also grabbed my breast squeezing hand and shoved my fingers in her mouth while being fingered.

I did that for a while while also whispering naughty things in her ear. "You like that?" "Feels good, doesn't it" "It will feel even better when I put my cock inside you"

Unfortunately she forgot to take her pill so the activities didn't go beyond that but the experience was still really hot

>>65715468
>Go to Pizza Express with my boss whilst on business
>Pick up pizza with my hands and start eating it
>Everybody looking at me weirdly
>Realise they aer all using knives and forks
>Awkwardly swap half way through but make a mess as i'm not used to doing that.

Literally why do people not use their hands?

>>65715525
3600k here

>>65715499
me as a peasant living outside the city cohorts where i'll be slaughtered by any invading forces haha

>>65715499
Would like to live there

>>65715477
I don't either, although I voted remain. I just happen to dislike the Tories more than the EU and that was my primary reason.

>>65715489
whyd you do it silly x

>>65715472
Kek that's me

>People still remember this


My whole time in China was just a state

Are Lefties still crying over Churchill being on the £5 note?

>>65715549
Shit gets hot

>>65715536
FOYNT

When are you guys invading us? The gene pool could use a bit of brit rape babies.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPG0Kspxo

>>65715595
Of course.

having a rustlers bbq sandwich

/vip/'s only been up for a couple of hours and it's already a cancerous weeb-infested shithole

>>65715477
can definitely imagine the EU collapsing under its own weight at some point in the near future

>>65715592
>>People still remember this
I'll never forget lad

Your stories are the most I've ever laughed on this shitty site

>>65715570
Got horny in the morning

>>65715595
only the ones your age and then only on social media. take what you want from that.

>>65715630
*smacks your pathetic sandwich out of your hands*

>>65715630
>rustlers
more like runtlers

>>65715619
I am a pure Norman blood

>>65715549
Because when eating out in public you do not exhibit cretin-like mannerisms unless you are already acknowledged by British society to be the designated cretin of the country

>>65715619
Coming right over get the french women all in a line

>>65715638
>A whole board filled with autists who PAY a Japanese data miner to post pictures of little cartoon girls on his failing website
Ah yes

bunch'a runts in here. pschh

>>65715638
who else would buy passes

>>65715638
all me

>>65715651
why did you take it out when it got less fun

>>65715595
Although I think he's a bit of a cunt I don't think getting upset over a man's picture is worth protesting. Despite being a part of "the left" I'm constantly embarrassed and ashamed of how the left acts.

Apparently retweets and photoshopped images are considered activism these days. Can you imagine if Che and Fidel tried to overthrow Batista by putting up snarky posters?

Gonna play a cheeky bit of ultimate team lads

so so depressed

>>65715752
Made a commitment

>>65715756
your dad takes two sugars in his coffee

>>65715650
I'm strangely flattered, thanks anon.

>Tfw told my friends and they just call me Karl Pilkington now

Bad feel

so lonely
so alone

wow!! you dont think trump would be the most epic god emperor ever??! dont u even believe in meme magic and praise kek!?

thanks for correcting le record cuck shill! XD

>>65715769
Get help

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RUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RRRRRRRRRRRRRUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haven't had sex for 3 weeks and I'm going fucking insane

>>65715833
>y*nk politics
FUCK
OFF

/pol/? Nah, not a fan.

>>65715638
/vip/
what?

can't leave the house without taking large doses of benzodiazepines

>>65715833
t Correct the Record

Literally can't stand either fucking candidate, annoys me that for at least four years we're gonna hear one fo them annoying cunts on the tv.

Hilary 'I'm honestly not a robot' Clinton or Donald 'Sentences. My sentences are the best. I don't speak in full sentences. I'm a retard, but the best retard folks' Trump.

Just end it

*protests outside your farm with a sign that says "runt lives matter"*

>>65715899
>>>/vip/

try posting something lad

then you will truly see

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>>65715899

*shoots you for stepping near my property*

>Cooldown time lowered for 4chan Pass users!

teachers pet battybwois

Some do it for the fame
Some do it for a name
I do it for the (You)s and the love of the game

hate it or love it underdogs on top
and we gonna shine homie till my heart stops

>>65715988
u jelly

I started this in my second year of university. I felt like I tried not to draw too much attention to myself/ engage fully in the university experience/ with people. My university experience is a lot of lonely nights in hotels and lots of old men humping away on top of me.

I gave up on relationships because a) which guy (especially around my age) wants to date an prostitute b) this job has made me really hate men and I keep trying to tell myself all of them aren't the same but I'm so cynical now.

I'm so anxious about the way I look. I never cared about this before but I have major anxiety over it now.

Finally considering how much I made and then subsequently spent I could have just stayed at home with my mom/ got a normal job during university hours and still have the same things I have now but I would have had everything I feel that I have missed out on over the past few years.

>>65716057
God fuck me imagine unironically bloggingthis shit as if anybody here cares.

Stopped reading after the first sentence

Sun or Moon, lads?

>buying a Pass
for what purpose?

>>65716057
unironically went on a date with a prostitute
also said she has a negative opinion of men and is anxious about how she looks

*hops onto the class 142 to Bishop Auckland*

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thanks for paying my bennies wagecucks
thanks for keeping my safespace up passbuyers

>>65716103
my gf is the moon

If this post gets 2 replies I will buy you both a pass

>>65716149
alri sokka

>>65716162
no you won't

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>inherited my Grandad's acres of farmland he used as a runt hatchery
>was young so I thought he was being cruel to them when he'd pour anthrax on them for fun, or force feed the breeders their offspring
>take over and let them be free-range
>occasionally boot them in the ribs to break a few or lob them around the fields when I was bored but nothing too severe
>they eventually unionise
>form a democratic party and secede from the farm, creating West and East Runton
>tfw council allowed it because my bins are always overflowing and they hate me

grandad would be rolling in his grave if he saw me now lads

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

@65716162

Nah mate

>>65716146
no problem. enjoy waking up 50 years old and being the exact same loser you are now.

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Da bomb has dropped!!!

Rent or Mortgage?

>>65716191
Why not just conquer them?

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got at least 2 more early get ups this week

>>65716268
Mortgage.

>>65716272
haven't got the time mate, working all day at the audi dealership

there's a bug on my window (outside)

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>>65716240
enjoy waking up 50 years old and going to the same job you've been at since you were 28

When receiving a facefucking it needs to be with a trusted partner or in a safe environment where someone can keep an eye out for you just in case you do pass out. (I have never passed out btw)

>>65716268
>rent

Ah yes let's just put money into someone elses bank account every month

Ate a guac

bad bad leeroy brown

baddest man in the whole damn town

>>65716318
yes, a job i enjoy and can use to travel the world with. sounds dire.

>>65716314
Why not just make your runts do th-oh sorry hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvewiEa0_A

>>65716329
How do I convince the so called gf to let me face fuck her? I feel like my girth will be a problem

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>>65716263

>In 2000, at age 43, Westwood insisted to a Guardian journalist that he was aged 27

Westwood posting should be a thing.

question. What exactly is a panty raider?

>>65716440
He's 59?

>>65715690
Brit men are truly the only real men

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>>65716396
>a job i enjoy

>>65716470
oh my days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_GUleUc_FY

>>65716484
Goes without saying old boy.

>>65716501
Not all of us are lazy fat runts

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Power cleans t bh lads

>>65716501
you can read. well done.

>>65716556
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

>>65716470
>Born October 3, 1957
W E W

There's literally like 5 jobs in the world that are good and actually worth waking up for

>Footballer or well paid sports star
>Singer/band member/ etc
>Diplomat that gets to travel the world, have fancy lunches and shake hands
>Astronaut
>Male model

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>yes, a job i enjoy and can use to travel the world with. sounds dire.

>>65716587
oh

youre hard

T-T-T-T-TIM
WESTWOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=601bFEAymlU

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>mark my words we will make breakfast

Might join the Tory Party lads, Theresa May's government seems like an 8/10 for me so far.

Thoughts?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11363456

>>65716613
>>Astronaut

but space doesn't exist, the earth is flat.

just bought my ticket out of runtville lads (a £2.50 euromillions ticket from the londis round the corner)

>be tim westwood
>get shot

>>65716650
not until she gasses the non-whites

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>yes of course my young daughter loves one direction, that's completely normal and I won't stop it

>>65716650
Also considering 2bqh

haha here i am

>>65716577

meme lift

can't get over the fact that tim westwood is 59

i knew he was sort of old but he'll be 60 next year

>>65716650
they haven't done anything yet

how many times have they promised to bring down immigration

>>65716593
>>65716613
>>65716631

i feel sorry for runts like these.

so very bitter that they made the wrong decisions in life. no need to take it out on people who didnt though lads.

haha oh well. enjoy your shitty cubicles and bed sits ;)

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>you
>will
>never

was talking with the gf and everything over there sounds so expensive, so I did a quick Google.

>1 danish krone = 0.12 british pound

>>65716613
I'm working in McDonalds desu.

me giving a speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_PZvjJCvQE

love it when neets try to justify not having a job

>>65716758
with babbyweight too, laughing at this fool. Who does he think hes impressing?

>>65714833
In the Netherlands, if you're ordering a large chicken nugget meal, you actually have to ask for a "large chicken nugget menu" or they won't understand what you're saying.

>>65716772
fucking jews

seething with rage

ISS will be visible at about 8:45pm

>lie down to sleep
>imagine myself exploding like a nuke, obliterating me and everything in a 50 mile radius

Anyone else do this?

>>65716815
fucking grim

ive done retail, bar work, nightclub work and they were all grim as fuck yet if theres one thing im appreciative of its that i never did fast food

>>65716806
fuck off zac your bird looks like someone's smashed her face in with a sledgehammer

>>65716861
Fucking hell, they're established in Derbyshire now?

>get super liked
>message her
>no reply

p-pls respond

Just made some soup, took a taste and burnt my tongue.

>>65716806
it used to be easy to convert prices as you'd just multiply/divide by 10

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>When wagies having nothing else to off the world than their labour

sad! might as well be robots

>>65716758
>>65716827
Will NOT have people attempt to ridicule someone who's actually trying to improve himself. Do NOT make a post like this ever again.


>>65716577
Good lad.

>>65716861
you mean Daesh?

>>65716890
no fuck you

>>65716867
I was thinking a massive pile of shite with a huge firework in it covering everything within a 50 mile radius in complete and utter shite

>>65716882
its better than the retail job i had before desu

>>65716902
Ahh yes, because a robot would work a stimulation job and not tap away at the same keyboard every day.

>>65716901
Nope.

>>65716861
cant see it, liar

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he made it

>>65716948
its like a more masculine moot

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Lads I feel like I'm going to lose my job soon (next 3 months).

I don't know what to say when I'm applying for a new job if I do get sacked. It's obviously the first thing they're gonna ask.


What are your experiences of getting fired and bouncing back?

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>>65716642

Charlie sloth is the patricians choice

*window smash*
*window smash*
*window smash*
*window smash*
*window smash*

>>65716944
>having a new keyboard everyday

FOB

>>65716948
wish i had a child desu

Everything in Denmark is twice as expensive as it is here
wtf lads

>>65716946
Aarhus

>>65716994
nonce

>>65716994
I'm glad you don't.

>>65717023
for non-nonce reasons

>>65716984
Quite before you get sacked. I got word that I was going to be demoted rather than sacked, but I needed more money so I quit.

At my next job interview I just went on about the direction of the company and generic stuff like that, got the job.

>>65716984
>People don't just lie and big themselves up

Got my current job by saying a two day work experience placement was two months.

Got another job by saying at this job I do my manager's job.

As long as your careufl with words you can go far.

>>65716986
>perfect

WOOOOOOOOOWWW

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>>65716944
Robots would look forward to being awoken at the same time everyday, doing the same routine and being a slave to someone else

>>65717028
fuck you desu

>>65716895
>tinder

Cannot imagine walking round knowing any girl you see has seen your bio and knows what a pathetic cunt you are

>>65717038
me too lad. but wish I could skip the baby stage and just have a 4 year old girl forever