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korean pop

>>65708960
Holy FUCK that guy is an inbred ugly motherfucker. But I mean he's British so what do you expect amirite

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Meowning, lads

>>65708995
go kill yourself you pathetic waste of carbon

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gotta catch em all. How many do YOU have.

Shitting myself that the cartel are gonna kill me

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>>65709033
I'm 26

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>i'm 10 stone 4 lbs at 5 foot 11 too
>5 foot

>>65709039
6/14

>>65709042
it's not hard to avoid getting killed by cartels, just pay your fucking drug dealer

>>65709051
wat?

>>65709063
fat

>>65709072
autism

>>65709039
at least 9

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You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

*forces your head*

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>just pay your fucking drug dealer

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>>65709086
B-but I don't do any drugs senpai. I have no idea why they want to kill me.

>>65709039
howling

everything but cutting and funeral arrangements. I don't think I'm really depressed though desu hahaha although I think my friends are worried I'll top myself lmao

>>65709051
sounds hot 2bh

>>65709112

t. manlet

Post a good choon lads

Preferably under 100,000 views, this is very important to me

>>65709051
Banter

someone's gone and riled you runts up something proper today, haven't they

what's gotten into you all?

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vote labour

>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GgkqxkZ7mk

>>65709148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as_ZaqLsy3s

The quality is a bit off on this video though

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>>65709146
not going to rustle me at all that way son

>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAEavTr5U7I

>>65709039
1

>>65709118
Which tarantino flick is this from?

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HOW'S ABOUT THAT THEN

>>65709180
*zooms past in a lowered holden maloo*

HAHAHA BENDERRRR

*zooms off*

>>65709039
7

just realised the uni has movie streaming services with a bunch of great movies lads

fuck ye

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>wake up
>still alive

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the last three threads have been racist editions and they've all been mine

>>65709242
God tier human being tb h

I had a dream last night where I was going about feeling womens tits

turns out it was my duvet

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>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbXxeQCPxwA

Just joined the gym, £300 for the year

>>65709148
>>65709148
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLQLz-xvTPU

>been outside in the sun all week
>not a hint of sunburn

Feels good to be Cornish lads

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bought some millions

Probably won't eat them,I really just wanted to use the dispenser machine.

>>65709297
post legs and willy

>>65709297
Is Diego a popular name in Cornwall mate

>>65709282
I remember this dream

>>65709304
giz us one lad

>>65709039
I doubt the accuracy of this since I'm at 10. How the fuck is possessing means a warning sign though. All you need is something heavy and some water

im a gangsta ass nigga

>>65709324
Nah but Jago is.
>>65709314
Defo nah

>>65708995
More?

>>65709333
alright, but take ONE

>>65709280
m8... he was a nonce.

>>65709416
nice one, cheers
*walks off with the entire tube*

>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99f-QIizyOM

http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000217448&VariantID=
or
http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000170537&VariantID=

-
http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000170962&VariantID=
or
http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000149982&VariantID=

-
http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000235136&VariantID=
or
http://www.forever21.com/UK/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_checks&ProductID=2000219535&VariantID=

caboolture

>>65709416
*grabs a fistfull*

>>65709452
>normie twat #5384 or normie twat #5383

don't respond

>>65709452
1
2

>>65709452

not clicking that virus Poleaboo.

>>65709452
forever 21 is fucking shit mate

if you want cheap clothes go to H&M at the very least

>>65709463
bad

>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAA5ClIvrFI

>>65709443
nice

>>65709416
*takes one*
thank you anon ^-^

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kek, this is actually pretty good

>>65709480
Us girls are very picky when it comes to clothes!

>>65709488
Thanks? What about the last two shirts, the green ones?

>>65709498
I'm not Poleaboo, just a girl from Lancs

>>65709504
Guess I can take a look

>>65709090
*forces your head*

>>65709539
hows the meetup coming along poleaboo

report and ignore

goodna

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>>65709539
fuck off

>65709539
> Thanks? What about the last two shirts, the green ones?
1. 2 is too ugly.
And they are red, aren't they?

*doesn't reply*

>>65709539
oi, didn't you read the edition? men only

dumb gash

>>65709560
I'm not Poleaboo!

(but I hear she's only after 2/3 pals, she's paying for food/drink afterall)

>>65709579
Fuck off, Aussie scum

The way poleaboo tries to talk like he's a girl and completely fails is astounding

fucking state of him

>>65709148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaq1pmJTca0

the @sweden twitter account was given to some gook for the week and all shes doing is tweeting about how racist sweden in and colonialism

>There are people actually considering meeting poleaboo

I bet you all a tenner he intends to blow somethign up or go on a knife rampage with all you as his first victims. baka

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>Savile was a member of Mensa

Interesting tb h

>>65709631
I was being ironic!

>>65709624
The first 4 links are red, the last two are green

Thanks for the help!

>>65709640
>he wouldn't cuddle with poleaboo

gay af

WAHEY!

>>65709664
he was extremely clever, as well as being likeable, charismatic and seemingly too funny to be bad

he had to be

>>65709639
>colonialism was all bad

Have to be very stupid to believe this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAxUMuhz98
Do you love st. Vincent? Oh, of course you do!

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>>65709539
>I'm not Poleaboo, just a girl from Lancs

>>65709640
Not this time

This is more of a "last supper" type deal

>>65709631
>Here I'll just use more exclamation marks man

>Former Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd vocalist John Lydon alluded to sordid conduct by Savile, as well as suppression of widely held knowledge about such activity, in an October 1978 interview recorded for BBC Radio 1. Lydon stated: "I'd like to kill Jimmy Savile; I think he's a hypocrite. I bet he's into all kinds of seediness that we all know about, but are not allowed to talk about. I know some rumours." He added: "I bet none of this will be allowed out." As predicted, the comment was edited out by the BBC prior to broadcasting.

Fucking nonces at the Beeb tb h

>>65709741
>I'm a girl I promise :3 !!!! hehe x

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>You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

>>65709664
he was a high functioning autistic person

>most animals synthesise their own vitamin C. only a few exceptions exist - which include humans

well isnt that just fucking great.

hi boys xx :3 girl here!! x hehe

>>65709242
he did NOTHING wrong

>>65709233
Poolhall Junkies, Walken speech

>>65709787
hi

I know plenty of girls and none of them use exclamation marks

silly poley

ok so this girl, when she's just with me is super flirty and touchy, when with the others she's so fucking off with me.

fuck off 2bh. such an insult.

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>>65709731
am I not mistaken in this being the SV general?
>tfw no chance of making arrangements as lush as her debut
>>65709765
he needs to get the constant tone of passive-aggressiveness in each post, and start calling others 'virgins' more

>>65709452
1
1
1

t. style expert

>>65709039

About 8 to 10 2bh the criteria can be pretty flexible

>>65709741
That is what girls do tbf

>>65709787
The way England tries to talk like he's a girl and completely fails is astounding

fucking state of him

>>65709820
Polish girl does

>>65709191
>brexit means brexit

Do they really think Labour will win any Tory voters over a BREXIT that will have happened 4 years prior

>>65709787
show us your minge love

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Post hate symbols
Post hate symbols
Post hate symbols
Post hate symbols
Post hate symbols

>>65709730
yeah
she lives in hong kong for fuck sake

Why are French cheeses so shite compared to our strong, proud and hard-working British cheese?

>poleaboo's only interaction with a female that isn't his mum is reading the polish girl's private messages, so he thinks copying her specifically will make him appear to be female
howling

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>>65709404

>>65709891
cant think of a single French cheese I routinely buy.

does boursin count?

>>65709867
Do they just give it to anybody ha ha

Might apply 2bqh

>>65709823
why is this

>>65709607
Why do I love Tim so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Tim isn't just the best gimmick in /brit/, he might just be the greatest gimmick of all time. Just imaging him singing on youtube, the sweat on his face, his weak, broken voice cracking. As he buys cheap cider in Bargain Booze, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Grimsby under the the name of "vomit-inducing nasal nightmare." The very nature of Tim is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the anime imageboard, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Tim is filled with such depression, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the world at all is his will to not quite off himself just yet. Tim is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true sweat and desperation. Observe his lifeless smile, his saggy and untrained biceps, his 30%bf physique, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like the eyes of a dead and forgotten halibut. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Tim is not just a gimmick, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds /brit/ together. Without Tim, the entire general, the entire world of /brit/ as we know it crumbles. Porridgelad would go soft without Darkstar, Craven would relocate to a council estate, and the JFs would invade without his frosty gaze. These are just a few of the reasons why I like Tim so much.

>>65709893
>howling
>Cnadians trying to imitate British banter
Stick to sexually violating igloos, virgin boy

Also, she did leave some posts on my blog and I could tell it was her as she didn't write as eloquently as a 4chan user

>>65709891
Because they're weak and spineless, like the people of France

Well it's been nice knowing you lads but they have pulled up outside. I just have to accept my fate.

when is tim getting evicted again

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>>65709864

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>>65709861
ok x :3

>>65709823
oh, that's easy

she wants to give the impression you're accessible so that she can see how desirable you are to others

>>65709891
they have subtle flavours and are best suited to inclusion in recipes as opposed to cheddar in a sandwich

>>65709916

Sounds poncey enough to be French. I would also accept laughing cow cheese

t. International cheese police

>she did leave some posts on my blog
>I could tell it was her
it actually believes she knows about its blog
heheheheheheheheh

@65709955
>also
shrieking

>>65709891
Because ypu are murrica light regarding knowledge of other cultures.

>tfw your corner of southern germany has all the right culinary influences from austrian,swiss,italian,french and even a bit dutch stuff.

Admittedly, the dutchies and north-west germans are food wise rather close to you anglos.

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>>65709968
he's already moved into his new flat

>>65709968

Hes not getting evicted. Hes moving to high wycombe (or something) which is really close to Marlow i think. Hes supposed to be without internet for a few weeks he said. i wonder if the next saga will feature any new Antagonists

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>>65708995

>>65709988
holy fucking shit lel, seriously?

honestly la' i've been flirting with other girls for the fun of it in front of her to show my chadness.

top kek i'm doing so well.

cheers p :)

>>65710019
That's part of the reason I was arrested

But yeah, it's been confirmed she posts on there

Her first known ones were around the time of the McDonalds sacking when she tried to deflect blame

>>65709191
nice propaganda corbyn, this is bullshite

>>65709900
What do I search to get more?

>>65710041
>i wonder if the next saga will feature any new Antagonists
Really not sure who can step into The Dentist's shoes desu

>>65710057
>honestly la' i've been flirting with other girls for the fun of it in front of her to show my chadness.
oh no, girl

You got it backwards, it's also a test to see if you'll fool around if she keeps you on a long leash

The girls are supposed to come to you and you're then supposed to knock them back

>>65709932
I thought they gave it to people from that country but apparently not
the @ireland had a nigger from England a few weeks ago

>>65710083
Should've cancelled the series after the silent singer arc

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>>65708960
>white men only edition

Sounds a bit gay tbqh.

business idea: say you'll attend his gay little meet but dont actually turn up

Manchester all over again.

will be hilarious.

maybe then he'll realise literally no one likes him or wants him here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwXOj55nIY

tune

>>65709191
>Brexit means Brexit
why yes, that's precisely what it means, actually.

doing an impression of a northerner

'ayup mukka'

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How do you find out who called you when they used a private number?

>>65710093
Imagine the banter if we got hold of the @ireland account ha ha

>>65710102
another idea: we sacrifice 1 person to show up, but hide in a bush and record him

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>>65709039
11/14

>>65710039
I feel bad for are tim
hes lost his marbles

>>65710102
i would love to poleaboo 2bh
don't think she'd want to meet me though :(

>>65710102
Some /britfeel/ lads, my real friends, will be attending

>>65710133
you don't

>>65710133
give me your number and i can find out for you.

>>65710090
tbf I can't see anything wrong with being a chad around her.

it boosts my social status and makes her want something she can't have.

>>65710102

>tfw i said i would meet him at the starbucks thinking he was trying to ruse me too

Felt a bit mean at the time

>>65710155
i'd love to attend mon, but i aint got scrilla to be going all the way up to manny ngl

>>65710149
I have a hotel room booked

*tilts head suggestively*

I'd consider meeting Amir, just not in fucking Aberdeen.

>>65710204
see
>>65710185

*describes physical action between asterixes*

>>65710083
people walking past since it's on the ground floor

>>65710052
>>65710099
more

>>65710185
The meetup is in Aberdeen but I guess that's even further for you

>>65710215
same

but then there'd be a 190cm good looking welsh guy there and it'd be obvious who I was.

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like this slag picture very much

>>65710215
Could do something in Manchester at some point

But it's Aberdeen, just so you guys have something to entertain you in case I turn out to be a disappointment

>>65710030

>German cuisine

Things that don't exist: The post

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'When a man in the beginning of his life is ignorant of everything, he has no scruples, finds no obstacles, no inhibitions. But after a while he starts to learn, and becomes timid, cautious, and begins to feel something choking in his mind, which prevents him from going ahead as he used to before he had any learning. Learning is needed, but the point is not to become its slave. You must be its master, so that you can use it when you want it'.
Yagyu Munemori (1571-1646)

>>65710232
>aberdeen

JUST

ye lowe that

You reckon those lads who mugged off Kim Kardashian will ever be caught?

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>people are actually going to this meetup

fyi: poleaboo is a scammer and will use information gathered at the meetup to steal your identity

BIGMOUTH

LA DA DA DAAA

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>ywn never meet the 190cm Welsh qt

>>65710133
just treat dem man like private caller

>>65709039
7

>>65710261
oh its exist it consists of:
shit-tier sausages
potatoes covered in vinegar
sauerkraut

thats it

wow really?

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*walks towards you*

i think someone needs to send all of his posts about phishing to aberdeen uni

>Pakipoo schedules his meetup in Aberdeen so that people drop money on an expensive train ticket so they get maximally stung when he doesn't show up

Obvious revenge for the previous """"meetup"""" where he was the only gimp who fell for it.

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Where my /southwest/ beyz at?

Let's have a real meetup and show those autists up north

@65710059
Imagine being this delusional

>>65710337

Devilish.

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>>65710079
I've got all mine from >>>/mu/68235375

but you could try searching yourself, she's nana from afterschool/orange caramel

also http://imnana914.com/ but I haven't been arsed to go through the pictures

>>65710346
Me
(won't be meeting you)

>>65710281
it will unironically be good fun
whereabouts is it though

feel really bad for poleaboo
wish he didnt get himself in trouble and had got his degree

not much hope for him these days :(

>>65710337
lol no one is going to go mate

the same people who rused him last time are doing the same thing this time. he's a brain damaged monster who cant communicate properly with humans so can't figure it out.

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>>65710178

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>>65710346
>tfw south east

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Imagine being short...

>>65710406
smH

Scottish meetup when

What happened to those lad(s) who liked anime and used to go on £4,000 holidays to Japan and stuff? Do they still exist?

>>65710386
We're meeting up at 1:30pm at the train station (post on /brit/ to find each other)

or you can meetup at 2:30pm at the uni

>>65710433
when bagheads fly

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>>65710426

>>65710406
creasing
who thinks this is a good idea?

>>65710406
howling

how can people even be this unaware

>>65710406
Me in the black

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>mentally ill meetup is in Scotland
Why are the Scottish so autistic?

>>65710453
unfortunately not

>>65710445
both of these girls are my gf

>>65710282
I don't need to work this hard to scam you lil' bitches

>>65710337
I'll post a letter when it arrives saying the misconduct hearing is on the 12th

>>65710483
would just meetup and talk about random stuff over a beer

>>65710394
Getting that degree next year or the one after

>>65710445
unironically thinking of saving this image

>>65710490
my condolences

>>65710483
Am I autistic too, Papa?

>>65710528
aye wed jus met uerp en turlk bout haveny ye eny gut randum stufff ah gowen on

>>65710530
What is a degree going to do for you?

You're mentally ill

i am pro anime /brit/ as a non weeb
the autism is funny
pseudonormies just argue all the time
train and grime posting is fine too

>>65710569
yea mate

>>65710580
It'll make mummy and daddy happy, I can say "It's not my fault, I got a degree just like you wanted, too bad there are no jobs out there and you paki cunts have no connections!"

>Taking Romantic advice from Poleaboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

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>>65710588
>i am pro anime
>grime posting is fine too

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really gets the neurons firing

>>65710530
>implying you'll be allowed back

>>65710528
>going to a meetup run by poleaboo
Sorry to break it to you mate but this meetup is going to be autistic af

>>65710557
No you're just fat and stupid

H&M doesn't have a good or wide selection of check shirts

>>65710640
dindu nuffin (significant)

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gf just sent me this

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VP debate tonight, lads

any1 got pics of poleaboo? bout to do a wank

i WILL be there to photograph from a distance those who go to the aberdeen meetup. You have been warned runts

>>65710636
>staying up all night over you can be a jerk sometimes
Jesus, how thin skinned are these people?

>>65710649
>Sorry to break it to you mate but this meetup is going to be autistic af
Guess a normiebook meetup would be more up your street

Student Union organising anything?

>>65710694
>taking photos of nothing

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>>65710683

>>65710677
enjoy seeing this toad

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>>65710683

>>65710694
>Manchester
Don't believe you

>Do you ever get moods where u want to cry cause that's me rn.
>I had to go home idk what's wrong with me
fuck

>>65710721
fit x
>>65710677
saved

>>65710721

>reverse image search
>Best guess for this image: female

really gets the noggin chuggin

>>65710251
is everyone in wales a manlet or something? 190cm wouldnt even stick out over here

i ONLY want to metapost about 4chan

delete /pol/
reddit
underage
/b/ is for newfags

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>>65710709
aw yes, I'm a normalfag for calling something autistic. Enjoy your meetup anon I'm sure you'll make lots of friends who are just like you :^)

Anyone ever tried home-brewing their own ales lads? Is it easy? Decided it could be my new gimmick desu.

>>65710736
>those hands
howling

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New gimmick: rockposting

>10/04/16 New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts

ah yes. what we needed was to be more like reddit

>>65710736
no face pics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSu4ETV70w

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>>65710736
>those man hands

>>65710838
/britvip/ when

>>65710838
TUMBLING DOWN

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Looks like the uni letter arrived but no one fucking told me about it until now

>>65709943
Tim is a narcissist twat

>>65710838
4chan gold accounts aren't a meme any more

>>65710838
Hiroshima needs more money
More Reddit = more shekels
Don't agree with it but what more can we do
>>65710767
>delete /pol/
Why do r*ddit cunts think it's 'taking over'
4chan as standard has always been at least slightly racist
grinds my noggin this

NEW
>>>/vip/130
>>>/vip/130
>>>/vip/130
>>>/vip/130
>>>/vip/130

it's always weird seeing your posts in the background of someone's picture. it's a nice reminder that you lads are actual people sitting in front of a computer just like me x

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>>65710917
Here's the letter from the uni

>>65710917
shitskin

>>65710975
>a containment board for the kind of autistic shut-ins who would buy a pass
Beautiful

>>65710975
fan of this iih

had an absolutely lethal spray of fucking diarrhoea out of my hole there, the entire house stinks of pure shite now, not even joking

Felt it coming on and had to sprint to the toilet and spread my cheeks, the noise that emitted from my Arse was fucking thunderous, it was like it was screaming telling me something

This lasted for about 30 seconds of straight noise then I had to bend over in the toilet seat a wee bit to make the colon more compact and more muddy shite leaked out of my rectum

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So it begins.

more like white "GAY" edition

>>65710986

I'm on my phone actually

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>>65711051
good lol don't want the runts pooing up my board

>>65711064
FOPP

>>65710996
looks like a shit school anyway

so can non flag runts read /vip/ but just can't post?

>>65710996
wonder if they have evidence

branston pickle with red cheddar is the shit lads

>robert gordon university

Sounds like a meme university desu

>VIP board is solely comprised of weebs
Really makes me think

>come back after being away for a month
>ribena still doing his crossdressing gimmick
Shit gimmick lad

>>65708995
who puts make up on their legs?

it just looks creepy

>>65711139

>>65711044

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>>65711080
oh, ok.

>>65711139
Weebs are 4chans core

>>65711113

>2 women conducting the hearing

no evidence needed. he's dust.

>>65710969
2bh i only browsed /b/ up until 2009 so not too sure how edgy the other boards were, but most specific interest boards seem like they have more racist and nationalist themed threads and comments. seems like it's an alt-right themed as much as an anime themed board

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>the so-called 'alt-right'

>>65711139
>buying a 4chan pass is giving up on ever leaving this place
>becoming a weeb is giving up on ever leading some semblence of a normal life
two go hand in hand desu

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>>65711080
*buys a pass for me and all my ausbros*
*we end up raping the entire board*

4chan pass britposters confirmed for millionaire rich cunts who are probably tories as well because only rich cunts are tories RRRREEEEEEEEEE

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>>65711161
sorry didn't realise you were an animeposting
wish you could join us desu

>>65711179

Literally all special snowflakes and the weird kid in your class at school

where did everything go so wrong with 4chan?

>>65711161
WHO MADE karen cry? I'll fucking fight you

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>>65711204
i'll never buy a pass

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>>65710975
>this board is actually real

>>65711170
Two of them are the same people who suspended me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPhUPo4IJTc

>>65711213
think it became unsalvagable with gamergate and the fappening

like it was shit before that but with hard work it could be saved but now nothing can save it

>>65711213
Reddit

/r/4chan is all /pol/ and /fit/ and /b/

>>65711201
cunts like them will be lined up on the wall during the revolution, don't worry la'

>>65711194
aussies get an undeserved bad rap desu
think other nations just cant handle banter

4chan has been "past the point of no return" ever since i came here 6 years ago

>>65710996

What are you in trouble for my brown friend????

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Karen

hiro's jewish scheme is very impressive desu

got to give it to him

>>65710975
oh are you fucking kidding me

>>65711274
fuckin hell how new are you?

>>65711277
you sick bastard

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>>65710975

>>65711264
shut the fuck up you thick twat

Having a nice cup of Nestle Chococino lads

>>65711264

>revolution

alri lefty dolescum tripfag fairy poof

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>>65711277
>tfw this could actually happen in a month or two

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>first general on /vip/ is /brit/
really makes you think

>>65711212
>t. indoctrinated leftist

>>65711274
>not knowing the chronicles of poleaboo
newnormie get ouuuuuuut

NEU
>>65709030
>>65709030
>>65709030
>>65709030
>>65709030
>>65709030

>>65711325
joonas

this fucking site is going to hell in a hand basket

edit: Thanks for the gold™!!!

>>65711274
>suspended from university for 18 months
>finally get my misconduct/disciplinary hearing after my 12 month long bail expired without me being charged or indicted

Any advice?

If you're wondering, I got arrested for posting facebook pics of some girls from my university on /r9k/ alongside derogatory remarks and some shit on my blog, got suspended from uni pending the outcome of criminal proceedings, 6 months later I plead guilty because my solicitor was shit and paid a 300 bong fine

A couple of weeks later I was arrested again for allegedly posting veiled indirect threats on /r9k/ about the same girls
They didn't have enough evidence so I was placed on bail
Uni suspended me again
The bail expired

and here I am

>>65711289

I'm not some sad act who spends every single waking moment on /brit/ la please forgive me

>>65711358
fuckk off then