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cuck edition
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>>65693363
reported this thread
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Wyoming a best
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first for NEET life
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Funny how the speed went up and the quality went down once high school let out.
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>>65693306
WIS
KEK
SIN

>>65693364
No you don't
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Wisconsin>>>Minnesota
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>>65693392
wtf

its a good thread
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The quintessential American edition
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>>65693407
cuck
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Gay Canadians not welcome

so um Canadians not welcome
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Darth Vaders win because they create a black hole due to their density
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S I N C E 4 P A S S
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>>65693400
>He lives on the timecucked side on the country
Enjoy your sloppy seconds 5PM you cuck
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>>65693393

>move to Wyoming
>that week Yellowstone erupts
>kill

nice plan
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>>65693399
>>65693357
As you a NET your "freedom" is cut short by the fact that you have no money to do anything

No vacation, no nice car, no nice house, etc.

I wouldn't imagine browsing 4chan all day to be very fun, and I wouldn't believe you if you said you do anything else
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>>65693401
Pls delete

Wisconsin is not fat :(
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>>65693402
Who's leading the NFC North right now? Thought so.
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Greeting from California's Bay Area, friends.
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>>65693476
>65693476 ▶
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kys
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>>65693400
Jewish holiday faggot there is no school today or tomorrow to begin with
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>>65693451
>be instantly vaporized
>no longer have to suffer through life or the fallout of the catastrophe

sounds like a great plan to me
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>>65693440
Is ur gf cute
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So is secession still on the menu, lads?
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>>65693476
gib money and place to stay pl0x i repot u
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>>65693463
>Wisconsin is not fat

>>65693476
Disgusting

>>65693492
More like succ-session
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Soon.
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>>65693451
>instantly killed
>don't have to live through the riots, shortages, and inevitable collapse of the US
Seems fine to me
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>>65693484

>he unironically doesn't want to see the fallout of THE MOST cataclysmic event in all of human history

smdhtbqhwyf
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>>65693492
Blue state in 5 years
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>>65693507
WE ARE NOT FAT
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>>65693530
FATTY FAT FATTY
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>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
http://www.katherinethegreat.com/
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>>65693530
>I don't get it, how can I be fat?
>Cheese is healthy, beer is like wine right; good for the heart?
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>>65693507

what's funny is that is exactly how the respective states look in person

>wisconsiniggers
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>>65693492
Secession was a mistake to begin with

If we hadn't started the Civil War we might still have slaves and the South might have developed a competitive industrial sector
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>>65693507
>>65693401
>>65693557
KEKS
U
C
K
S
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>>65693575

Secession was only a mistake because we lost.
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>>65693600
It was a mistake to let a single southerner live, black or white
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Went to a Mexican restaurant and got me an Mexican Burger.

I think they call them toretas.
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>"I support Ukraine"
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>>65693486
Yeah she's really cute
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>>65693600
>The Union has forever won the Civil War and will never lose it
Feels good man
Hicks BTFO forever and ever
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>>65693591
Jokes on you, I'm not Minnesotan
Get fukt nerd

>>65693565
>SD is fat
wrong WRONG WRONG WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG WRONG
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>>65693623
Post pic
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All midwesterners eat is cheese butter and potato casserole
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>>65693591

>freedom of movement means that these immigrants can freely move to any other state

We need to ban scandinavians, not muslims. Their compulsion for cuckolding is irresistible to them and removing them would be killing two birds with one stone.
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>>65693600
>fight a war you cannot hope to win
>bitch about it for the next 150 years
Why are Southerners such cucks
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n*rtherners are the hangover of mankind
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>>65693618
Burgers
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>>65693663
inferior breeding
>inferior breeding
>in ferior breeding
>inbreeding
I've solved it
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>I will never be black living in new England
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>>65693672

literally the t*rks of North America
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>>65693672
This is coming from the region where incest is okay and common
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>>65693710
>I will never be a /pol/ tier black living in the South
Feels bad
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As a non American I can say that the rest of the world only likes California, Texas, New York and maybe Florida (Miami), sorry if I hurt your feelings.
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>>65693658
Fucking idiot
It's deep-fried butter-coated marinated beef and chicken casserole with extra fried onions and puppy chow for a side
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>>65693672
>Lose a war
>Anus bleeds for 150 years
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>>65693734
This
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>>65693718

>what is WV, the most inbred hillbilly state in the country that split from Best Virginia because it wanted to remain a union cuck
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>>65693483
What Jewish holiday? Falliday?
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>>65693730

You're pretty much spot on. Those four states are pretty much the only ones that matter at all.
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>>65693645
Like I said give me your email and then we can discuss this
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>>65693400
We get it, you drink pepsi
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Django Unchained was a good movie
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>>65693730
NorCal is pretty comfy.
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>>65693730
Y are you so mean
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>>65693808
rosh hashanah
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>>65693837
Yeah it was entertaining
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>>65693837
cuck
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>>65693730
>tfw you are one of those states and proud
New York City is the best city in the United States
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>>65693837
>watching any movie with Jamie Foxx in it
>ever
It was OK
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>>65693877
>New York City is the best city in the United States
>implying it's anything other than a decaying urban shithole
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>>65693882
>He never saw Ray Charles
get out
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>>65693882
What's wrong with Jamie Foxx?
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>eked out a 90 on American History test by getting 2.5 extra credit points for identifying 5 shaded countries on a map

t. /int/ pro
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>tfw I'm a geography and history expert thanks to /int/
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>>65693904
Get out of your suburb Codey
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>>65693363
cuck
cuck
cuck
say it idiots
it is a funny word
your mom doesn't let you say it
say it here
fucking morons
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>>65693941
This
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>>65693917
He's a cunt in real life and I can't help thinking of that when he was about to get his balls cut off

>>65693908
I'll look it up

>>65693923
Three people in my Human Geography class can't find Germany on a map
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>>65693837
Tarantino is shit now
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>>65693904
Without us this country is literally nothing
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>>65693941
>Because of banter I know that Mississippi has been the fattest state in the country for at least the last three years
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Rangeban Quebec, Vancouver, and all Southern states
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>>65693963
>he thinks that NYC is still important
Enjoy your inevitable banking collapse
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Over-cut my toenails after /cum/ told me to
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>>65693960
I don't know about you, but I really liked his work with Tyra Banks
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Today was complete dogshit.
Can someone cheer me up?
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>>65693957
>he actually hasnt seen Ray
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>65694029
it's a black male thing
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>>65694005
I thought u were a girl
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>I reside in the south
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>>65694062
>Black male
>Black mail
>Blackmail

He's trying to tell us something
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>>65694031
I like Canadians :)
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I had to go and choose to go to the second shittiest CSU in the state
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>>65693941
Without using google, name 17 cities in Canada with a population less than 400000
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>>65694053
It came out in 2004, no bully
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>>65694031
I can fuck you if you want
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>>65694095
Thanks~

>>65694123
If you're able to make it to my location somehow, I'm down.
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>>65694123
Could you fuck me too? :3
I'm in SoCal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgq_2fycaw
Trip hop 2bh
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>>65694164
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>>65694164
Why are blacks the biggest weebs
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You guys ever wonder if all this gay talk in /cum/ is actually sincere?
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>>65694164
Me in the camo
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>>65694141
>>65694158
Let's make it a threesome :P
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>>65694190
You mean it's not supposed to be?
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>>65694190
It's not.
t. gaytalker
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>>65694158
I'm in so cal can I fuck you
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>>65694190
>mfw I'm actually gay
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>>65694190
I like to imagine it's a cute girl behind the monitor.
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>>65694220
>anime
we can tell
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>>65694190
let me guzzle your cum and find out
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>every soCal poster is homosexual

really makes me think
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>>65694214
Okay.
Anaheim?
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>>65694199
Where will it take place?
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>>65694242
redlands
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>>65694164
Niggaboos are always stinky
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>>65694220
U cute

U ever had for big black American cock????
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>>65694190
I'm gay

>>65694199
That's p. gay, not gonna lie
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>every Californian poster is homosexual

really makes you think
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>>65694248
In a cabin in the middle of the Canadian woods.
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>>65694067
I unironically like his shirt.
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>>65694250
That's too far away and I'm lazy.
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>>65694264

I'm 102% heterosexual
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>>65694259
Sorry, I don't like black guys.
We can be friends tho :D

>>65694268
So my house. Perfect.
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>>65694286
It doesn't matter whether or not you like the BBC, bby. You're still gonna get it ;)
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>>65694286
why are you so racist?
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>>65694268
>>65694286
>>65694300
I'm going to FIST all of you desu
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>>65694305
faggot
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>>65694302
It's just a preference, lad.

>>65694300
no pls

>>65694305
Okay
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Where can I get the WTP? white tight pussy.
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>>65694332
ur mum lol
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>>65694332
Argentina
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>>65694332
You can have my WTBP
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>>65694326
Remember, kid. You asked for this.
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Should I get STALKER Call of Prip whatever or not?
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>The gays have come out to play
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>>65694366

s pretty good
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not a fan of homosexuals
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>>65694366
Yes

>>65694376
I'm always up for playing
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HEAR ME
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Is it even worth it to buy a 4chan pass?
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>>65694326
>>65694286
Rude desu


Why don't u like black guys

We're not all Niggers :)
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>>65694366
Have you played any stalker games before?
Following that girl from college to her house doesn't count.
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>>65694403
only if you don't want the site do die. please don't buy one
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>>65694403

the ship is sinking and hiroshimoot will sell your CC to russians
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>>65694408
no but I've heard its like Fallout, and I love that shit.
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>>65694403
I'm having fun with it
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>>65694406
Never said you were, and I don't hate black guys.
I just don't think they're physically attractive is all.

>>65694420
Wasn't considering it.

>>65694425
blyat
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>>65694402
>tfw I haven't had dick in years
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>>65694394
YOU BIGOT
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>>65694425
Nice memes but a third party handles the credit card transactions. You can also buy a pass with bitcoin
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>>65694462

>using bitcoin
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>>65694394
Oh, are you really?
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>>65694462
Additionally
>Using a card online that isn't propped up by a bank with consumer protection measures
Any fraud happens to me and I get the money back
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YOU'RE
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>>65694451
Trannies >>>/out/

>>65694434
Fallout is shit and you should feel bad

Stalker is pretty good though
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>>65694494
HAS
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>>65694494
FUCKING
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Gays out
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>>65694494
LEAF'D
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>>65694502
MY
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>>65694497
Fuck you, I ain't a tranny
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>>65694494
why do him and the chick beside him look nearly identical
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>>65694517
FACE
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>>65694524
Same levels of estrogen
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>>65694494
Is he a tranny now?
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this is a christian general
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i'm not gay but if i was gay i bet i'd be the best at having gay sex
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>>65694447
O-oh okay


>tfw no cute Canadian bf
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>>65694517
WIFE
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I wish I was jewish
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>>65694451
B E L L I N G H A M
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>>65694546
Want to try it just to find out?

>>65694522
Oh. My bad
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I wish I had a Jewish gf
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>>65694510
But I like /cum/... :(

>>65694549
Do you have a nice personality?
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just cleaned my urethra

feeling very fresh buds
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>>65694589
Pipe cleaner?
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rate my gf
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>>65694580
Tfw no Jewess from At&t commercials gf
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>>65694617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaqQhdt1qqk
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>>65694580
I wish I had a North American gf.
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niggers out
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>could I get a coke?
>we only serve pepsi products here
>oh so you'll take monopoly money
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>>65694580

me too, bud

me too
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>>65694636
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>>65694636
make me daddy
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>>65694639
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>>65694639
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who /2012/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
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>>65694624
;_;
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>>65694710

THICC
H
I
C
C
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>>65694720
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>>65694710
oh
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>>65694366
yes
All 3 games are amazing including the second with vanilla fix mods
strong recommend
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>>65694710
dem child bearing hips
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>>65694700
/2014/ here
we /chiraq/ now tho cuh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slp5cMIZVZU
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>>65694750

>Clear Sky
>good
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you're an opossum. you have 30 seconds before this drunk guy kills u. what do?
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>>65694759
With the Sky Reclamation mod it's pretty great
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>>65694777
possums are top fucking cute
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>>65694777
impregnate his gf with my rodent seed
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>>65694777
Bang your mom
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>>65694794

t. Possum
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>>65694636
U know u love us
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>>65694777
Piss in his mouth
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>>65694777
""""Pee"""" in his mouth
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>>65694777
Empty my bowels on his faggot ass shoes

The bastard might kill me, but at least I'll get mine
>>
>unironically participating in /cum/
Do the world a favor and play a quick round of neckrope
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>>65694826
t. bong
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>>65694826
nou
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>>65694809
*plays dead*
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>>65694826
FOY
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>>65694826
wow that really hurt my feelings. apologize
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kfc delivery just got here :)
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>>65694826
You can stop using your proxy now, England.
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/cum/ I have to go now
>>
>tfw no insane MILF hooker to suck me off
http://www.katherinethegreat.com/
http://goddesskatrinamassage.com/
>>
>>65694905
ugh fucking disgusting. don't post shit like that
>>
>>65694902
me too

mom said u can come over later
>>
>>65694871
what'd ya get
>>
>>65694925
Why don't you like Momma K?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8wk12wc5GM
>>
>>65694942
spicy chicken sandwich, poutine, and some popcorn chicken
>>
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Do you ride with hitler, /cum/?
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>>65694936
g ood by
>>
>>65694960

no spooks allowed in my car
>>
>>65694826
turn off the proxy Nigel
>>
>>65694955
not bad, now that you mention KFC I'm in the mood for 2 piece now
>>
>>65694960
Yea I only ride solo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
>>
>>65694871
wtf

kfc delivers in canada?
>>
>>65694955
>KFC
>poutine
wat
>>
>>65694981
CHI
>>
>>65695029
MP
>>
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>>65694522
>>
>>65695029
OUTS
>>
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>>65694180
marry, fuck, kill
>>
I'm drunk and I think I might have an alcohol problem. Also I'm talking to a girl I fucked on facebook and sexting and talking about sex and shit.

I'm awful
>>
Squats make me feel godly
>>
>>65695064
Middle, right, left.
>>
Who /Chernobyl/ here
>>
>>65695064
Marry Rin because she's perfect and I love her.
Fuck the retard because she has a sexy body
Kill the balding jew.
>>
>>65695064
wasn't supposed to quote you there lad I'm sorry
>>
>>65695067
the only good /cum/ posters are drunks
everybody else is a boring faggot
>>
>>65695064

Fuck Suzuki, Kill honda, hang out with Not-jesus and ditch the retard
>>
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>>65695067
>when you're so lame that you think talking to a girl on facebook is worth sharing on the internet
>>
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>>65694960
>>
>>65695064
>ywn have a bikeslut gf
>>
>>65695104
Well I fucked her and she's like going along with it. Also dating a dude. But it is lame. But I'm gonna continue this because the aforementioned alcohol mention

But if I play my cards right I might be able to fuck her in her ass
>>
>>65695178
be a bro and expose her to her bf
>>
Damn subaru is based
>>
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Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>
>>65695207
Why would I do that? Fuck that cuck. I'd rather fuck her then dump her
>>
>>65695260
Who are these?
>>
>>65695241

t. Rin Suzunoki
>>
>>65695267
because you'd want someone to do it if it were your gf
>>
Overhead presses make me feel inferior
>>
>>65695260
>fuck
north dakota
>marry
minnesota
>kill
none
>>
>>65695275
South Dakota, North Dakota, and Minnesota
>>
>>65695260
Any state that isn't Florida, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, California, Texas, or in New England is a fly over state and should be laughed at
>>
>>65695260
SD
MI
ND
>>
>>65695260
Marry beautiful North Dakota
Fuck MN
Kill SD
>>
>>65695301

never heard of 'em
>>
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>>65695260
KILL SD
KILL SD
KILL SD
>>
VERMONT IS THE BEST STATE IN THE UNION
PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF VERMONT WHEN
NEVER SHOULD HAVE JOINED THIS COUNTRY
>>
>>65695303
Oh wait, I got SD and ND mixed up.
>>
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>>65695302
ah yes, the coasties rebel once more against their heartland overlords
>>
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>>65695315
THIS

THE SHITPOSTING ENDS NOW
>>
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>>65695300
>>kill
>none
Bless you for sparing us wee wheat farmers

>>65695310
>>65695315
>>65695356
;_;

>>65695303
*Does a sexy dan- >>65695330
o-oh
>>
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>there are people from landlocked states ITT this very moment

lmao how do you guys even have internet access
>>
>>65695356
this image never fails to make me laugh
>>
Should I leave my part time retail job for a full time job at the DMV?
>>
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>make an absolutely abhorrent post
>use since4pass
It's like a perfect garnish.
>>
>>65695397
that'd be great, you get to be a huge cunt and get payed for it
>>
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Nth for James Cameron's best film
>>
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>>65695427
>make the most disgusting post imaginable
>be Canadian
>post Umaru
>use since4pass
it's like drawing exodia on the first turn
>>
>>65695397
Anything is better than retail I'd imagine
>>
what is the oldest pass year anyone has seen?
>>
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>>65695302
Laugh at me!
Look at me!
I'm the zany SD!

>>65695313
South Dakota is cool shut up North Dakota nobody likes you except me and everyone else

North DORK-ota is really cool don't make fun of them or I'll neck you

Minnesota is best neighbor and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wiscucksin
>>
>>65695475

you cant use exodia on your first turn, stupid
>>
>>65695480
Sept 2012 is the earliest you could get them.
>>
>>65695480
2012 is the oldest possible
so that one
>>
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>Florida will be destroyed in your lifetime

Thank you Great Hurricane God
>>
>>65695480
2001
>>
>>65695498
I saw 2009
>>
>>65695493
Delete this post right now


MINNESOTA IS SHIT
>>
>>65695480
I saw a September 2013 but I haven't seen too many.
>>
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>>65695517
>beerfart cheesebrain
>>
>>65695494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810
>>
>>65695506
We've weathered worse and that was one going directly over us. This is just going to fuck with the very east coast.

>tfw live on top of an inclined street so all the flood waters flush down to the plebeians the street over
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I SUMMON (You), MEXICO - DESTROYER OF WALLS!!!!!
>>
>>65695583
hi
>>
>be least coaster
>get hit by hurricanes
>>
I'm feeling like shit buds

I can't do anything right, I feel weaker and dumber than ever.
>>
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where is mexico?
>>
>>65695640
Siesta
>>
>>65695625
You should try biking or swimming
>>
>>65695640

south of the border
>>
>>65695594
>be west coaster
>burn to death because of wild fires
>cant put out the fire because you ran out of water
>>
>>65695683
>>65695594
>finally rebuild on the burnt remains
>destroyed in an earthguake
>>
>>65695683

we use Colorado's water to put it out. on the LEAST coast, you're up to your eyeballs in water from flooding
>>
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um what the FUCK is this thing?

i think I'm going to be sick...
>>
>>65695706

>Least coasters think 5.0 earthquakes are the end of the world
>we use them as alarm clocks
>>
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>>65695706
>>
>>65695711
>Gulf coast is East Coast
>Californian education
>>
>>65695711
>we literally have so much water we can dunk our houses in it
>"""best""" couasters have to borrow water from neighboring states
cant make this shit up
>>
>tfw marrying a brunette

Am I making a mistake buds?
>>
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>>65695744

>It never floods up north
>massachusetts education
>>
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>>65695731
I-It's a tail!
>>
>>65695765
>getting married
>>
Am I out of the sin bin yet?
>>
>>65695765
No.

Brunettes are the purest, especially if they have blue eyes.
>>
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>>>65695778
>>65695778
>65695778

new hehehe
>>
>>65695752

>least coasters will flood their own basements on purpose
>>
>>65695810
we can afford it
>>
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>>65695779
It's a fucking tumor
A disgusting malignant growth as a result of your cancerous state. Should lob the whole thing off just to be safe, in my humble opinion
>>
>Least coasters actually pay money to flood their own homes

cant make this up
>>
>>65695770
>Live on east coast, deal with minor flood damage
>Live on west coast, get burried alive
>>
>>65695839

>implying I live along the coast
>>
>>65695866
>admitting you're poor
>>
>Have to talk about videogames for over five minutes in front of the class
help
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