/brit/

alri lads?

anime

wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcVYnzWZdJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

>>65692942
women are a meme

quite possibly the most hackneyed normalfag meme out there

>>65692943
er its the pinnacle of the female form actually lol catch up

>>65692942
what have you done now

>>65692977
alri lad

I really like her tbfwy

hahahahahhahahaha i get it because le MICKS (tee hee mam i said a racist word wahey) are BRITISH HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU TRYING TO START SHIT LIKE THIS WHY CANT YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE

got pooey fingers?
are your fingers nice and pooey?

>>65693003
tell us what happened lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oHBREK4NO0

>there will never be tunes as hard as this again

Mummy made split pea soup for din dins lads

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>>65692817
now he's famous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vwJBA3xcAw

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*touches you*

>>65693016
nothing bad la'

just going through all the photos she's liked.

>>65693034
only decent tranny I've ever seen 2bh

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the gf

>>65693034
theres a willy on that girl. doorman, i need your assistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8

choon

>>65692999
>what have you done now
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/65673328/#q65673388

Exposed himself as another beta orbiter I suspect

>>65693050
who

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> it's that shit bit at the start of every /brit/ thread

See you later , after you've got your shit memes and YouTube links out of your system

Maybe we can make some progress then. Bye

>>65693040
What's Bourdoo like?
Is it comfy?

>>65693058
kek

>>65692968
he's an angel compared to his competition

If IS just killed Kim Kardashian they would actually piss off way more people than when they killed them cartoonists.

Every normie in the world would turn against them

>>65693034
>be me
>watch it
>tame as fuck
>get to end
>close instantly

no homo... r-right?

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the gf just sent me this

how do I respond?

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>trying to quit smoking
>by myself a cheap 30 quid vape
>does the job but battery is shit
>go to vape store
>full of weird cunts
>they try to ridicule me for my 'stone age vape' while they look like retarded steam engines with their stupid huge clouds of vapour
>buy a 65 quid vape as the battery is much better
>never use it as I don't want to like one of those fuckers
>gonna sell it and just buy a battery for me 'pen' vape

Are vape enthusiasts the most cringe worthy cunts on this planet or what.

>>65693091
you know, mate, im not sure even normies actually like kim kardashian

Average yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2XztHkDG4s

>>65693066
2 hours my man

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>yanks

>>65693078
my future gf

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no clicking on a single link itt.

its like that guy at parties who continuously wants to show you this 'hilarious' thing on youtube.

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need to expand my library lads

what games do you think I would like, based on my collection?

bear in mind my laptop is a piece of s*** and can't handle top end modern games

>>65693089
i know clinton is mental lad, but there isnt any clinton supporters on here so it doesnt make me laugh

>>65693112
Tell her to go nack to her job at Tesco, manc uni is obviously beyond her miniscule capabilities.

>>65693066
dont care, going to bed

sliding under the duvet and----------OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEEEETH LOOOOOOOL *slides out of the duvet* *scampers to the bathroom on all fours* *does a handstand on the toilet seat holding toothbrush in toes* OO EE OOO EEE LOL

>>65693018
I would lick Kim up and down and if you wouldn't then you're either a virgin or gay.

>>65693112
oh do ur into tescos?! i thought u hated captalism!

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>>65693112
>tesco

>hi anon! What would you like for your birthday?
>oh, well let us know if you think of anything, maybe travel!
>oh you're not interested in travel
>that's ok we can put the money into an investment for you

Ah yes

>>65693114
>trying to quit smoking

why?

>>65693124
what kind of fucking retarded parties do you go to

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>>65693131
She would get it

>>65693127
those are not DOS games and you're a pleb

>>65693127
victoria 2

>>65693114
>tfw started smoking to look cool
>now if I want to stop I have to look like the biggest bellend in the world

God is cruel tb h

>>65693121
heh heh heh *puts on his sunglasses*

*props his feet up on the furniture while wearing dirty shoes*


we're gonna stay away

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>>65693118
Why do they do this
Even at that age I would have know this was beyond embarrassing, how do they get past that? Are they all genuinely autistic?

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>>65693084
Bordeaux? Went there once, in a hurry on our way to spain, so idk really.
Next President may be Bordeaux's mayor, Alain Juppé, leading Sarkozy on the current primaries poll.

carefully analyzing bucks' posts in my /brit/lab

hmm.....
*scribbles down notes*
aaah yes, VERY impressive
*breaks the clipboard over a runt's head*

big fan of bucks' recent posts desu

>>65693127
IL-2 Sturmovik

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>im a don
>i oneitised her
>the city of lisicki

>>65693115
Normies are a fucking mystery to me

I think she's reasonably popular, plus she's an actual person whereas people who die in terrorist attacks are just runts who the average joe doesn't really give a shit about.

>>65693170
would you like fries with your order of 6 cheeseburgah ?

>>65693127
Get some good CRPG's mate.

GOG versions of Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, Icewind Dale, Arcanum, Fallout 1 & 2, NWN 1 & 2 (+expacs).

>>65693171
enjoyed that filename

>>65693169
Pretty much the same. I don't mind using my pen as it does the job and the clouds aren't that big but I'm gonna be fucked if I'll walk down the street looking like Thomas the tank engine.

>>65693127
also:

Hearts of Iron

>Playing computer games

grow the fuck up

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>>65693194

>>65693124
Freshers is 99% sitting through cringey videos and trying not to grimace

You think you're solid calling me a runt on the internet but if you were round my way you would get sparked out and run home to your ma

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*aims at you*

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>it's another yank post

>>65693091
they say she was posting her biggest diamond to twitter...

>>65693236
*flinches*

>>65693142
>duvet

It's called a quilt you French twat

>installs f.lux on your computer
>dumps bottle of benadryl into your midnight tea

>>65693236
cant you get arrested for those in the UK?

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What the fuck is this shite

heading to uni lads, have a nice one

>>65693244
It's called a doona actually

>>65693189
thankyou thankyou i spend all week thinking them up
make sure you dont get me mixed up with this >>65693244 moist yout

*installs f.lux*
ahh yes there we are. shan't be needing my third eye anymore

>got with a girl a few weeks ago
>she wants me to eat her out

Never eaten a girl out. What's it like and any tips?

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>>65693259
what's norway like

>>65693239
She is famous for being a stupid cunt.

The amount of publicity she's getting thiugh, she'll make the money back in a matter of days.

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>>65693161
sexy here
if some really, really hot chick ran for president she'd probably get a fuckload of votes 2bh too bad hot girls are too busy getting fucked by chad to run for office

though this hot piece of ass may prove my theory wrong someday by becoming president of spain..

>>65693254
>he's still using the new captcha
Wasteman

>>65693285
W E W
E
W

@65693254
heh, capthca runts

how quaint

>>65693288
how much did they steal and did they get away

hope they did desu, top lads

>>65693259
At uni now, don't go back it's shit>>65693285

>>65693287
it's shit

>>65693307
~$11M in jewelry

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Does /brit/ like Danny Brown?

>>65693307
idk, but they were dressed as cops.
and yeah they got away

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Has anyone sent these to slagtits yet

>>65693307
6 milly of jewellery or sowt

>>65693285
currently 5 days into no fap

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>dentist appointment
>doctor is a female student
Fugg me she's going to want to talk

>>65693285
This better not be pedo shit

redneck guy in a jacked up truck who rode my ass when i was going 10 miles over the speed limit followed me to my house after i fucked with him for about 10 minutes not telling him pass and said he was going to beat my ass, so now i'm going to walmart to buy some ammo for my shotgun just in case. you guys want anything?

>>65693290
You have to be over 35 to even run for president and aside from Trump, which is an anomaly 2bh, it's practically a requirement you have a lot of time already in politics
By the time most people are even in contention in yankland they're already old and withering away

>>65693333
disgusting nose

>>65693252
I was at a market today that was selling repilica barettas that fired BB's using CO2
I talked to the guy and he said it's a grey area of the law. The barrel is painted blue and a few other things to circumvent the laws regarding replica firearms.

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>>65693322
it looks like nice

this is the first image of norway that shows up on google

>>65693333
niiice

>third year living in uni halls
>never had a single menigitis jab

Living on the fucking edge lads

>>65693333
Rosie's face is an enigma.

It's so disgustingly ugly, but at the same time you can't really put your finger on what is wrong with it. It's an ugliness that cannot be hidden with make-up. It's like there is some strange malfunction in her facial structure. As if she has the skull of a Neanderthal or early hominid, but the rest of her features are that of the modern Homo Sapiens.

Fascinating, I wish she was locked up in a lab so that scientists could study her, and more importantly, what went so wrong in her mother's womb while her face was being constructed.

>>65693350
>rode my ass
>fucked with him for about 10 minutes
>beat my ass
this post is pretty fucking gay lad

>>65693333
her face is terrible but that body is incredible. id have her cumming all over this dick

>>65693331

https://soundcloud.com/kaytranada/danny-brown-lie4-kaytradamus

>>65693333
>people constantly talk about her
>say her face is disgusting
>think they're being virgins as I've not seen her face for a while
>see it now

Fuck me how can a face be such a turn off?

>>65693170

Is it true that Americans wear shoes indoors all the time? I'm basing this on reality TV and cartoons here.

Everybody I know in life takes their shoes off indoors 100% of the time.

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>>65693344
no
she's pure

>>65693245
>f.lux
good idea

>>65693366
>bergen
home of the most obnoxious cunts on this planet

lads, I'm non-ironically non-paedo and I don't like 18-25 y.o bois...

>>65693333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

>>65693378
You'll be living life on the edge of your wheelchair when your legs fall off m8

lisicki is better than all of the reddit flaggers

>>65693351
there are loads of women over 35 who are very sexy

>>65693390
based kaytranada

fuck off reddit flaggers

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>>65693344
how many women have you seen in your life mate

>>65693422
post proof

>>65693423
https://soundcloud.com/theneighbourhood/hate-machine-feat-danny-brown-mastered

Having sex with an attractive female is one of the greatest things you can experience.

I feel sorry for people who have never/will never experience this.

Even better if drugs are involved.

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>>65693398
>ywn

Fucking obliterate me please somebody

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>>65693411
post thighs

>>65693438
Naked in person?

Few hundred mate

Did work experience in a gyno clinic

funny, isn't it?

>>65693396
i dont wear shoes at home at all but im sure there are some weird fucks out there who leave their shoes on 24/7. it'll be fringe cases though, like mormons.


most people i know don't wear shoes when they're chillin' at home either

have had sex with 12 different women but have never had shower sex

heard its a bit shit

>>65693485
Why dont you fuck off

>>65693456
me on the left

>>65693442
you asked the right guy because im one of those people who takes pictures of every girl that i see


hold on, getting the flash drives..
.......... b... r.... b....

>>65693485
Shower sex is best sex

>>65693422
>>65693422
Lad how many politicians can you name under, say, 45? A few years in politics coupled with a few years in uni + a few years in the private sector and most only get elected in their mid 30s to begin with

isn't it funny?

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>anon can you marry us? we want to get out russia, and we're desperate for green cards. we'll cook for you and be your devoted mistresses

your response?

>>65693505
t. virgin

>>65693505
Can barely wank in the shower I imagine shower sex is a nightmare

i actually feel ready for a gf now.

>>65693516
Nah, shagged better birds than both of you before and despise russians

>>65693485
ive had 0 sex but when i jerk off in the shower the water actually gets slightly more abrasive than just jerking off dry, always imagined getting that water in a girls pussy is probably not a good idea for the friction of sex it'd probably just make it feel a little weird


its probably not optimum and won't feel the best but it can be fun in the sense that its a very playful and/or relaxing way to have at it.....

>>65693350
that sucks
good luck yank

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>ran the economy into the ground
>opened the gates to migrants in order to breed Labour voters
>intervened in two disastrous wars
>ripped up our ancient constitution in order to become more like an identikit republic
>was in favour of adopting the Euro
>binned the concept of cabinet government
>gave more devolution to the UK regions, thus making the Scottish independence movement possible
>made the office of PM more presidential in appearance, including excessive focus on PR
>introduced tuition fees, made further raises inevitable by his demented '50% in higher education target'

Explain to me why people think Blair was a good PM?

>>65693540
been ready for 21 years desu

>>65693516
y-you too

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*makes you dinner*

lol remember this thread, lads? I remember it, I was posting in that thread. So why do 4channers hate woen so much that they even end up murdering them?
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/4chan-murder-suspect-david-kalac-surrenders-police-n241806

>>65693534
Shower wanks are best wanks

The hard part is when shes on the short side, so I have to crouch down

>>65693540
You have too high of standards and an absolutely abysmal personality. You'll be posting the same thing in another year.

>>65693554
Because he was elected three times

>>65693516
unironically planning on getting a russian bride if i'm still single at 28

>>65693516
I'm 30 btw

>>65693568
Hmm.. no, like the other lad said it always ends up feeling dry

>>65693449
>Even better if drugs are involved.
and pictures are taken

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greatest ally

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>>65693456
>>65693516
wonder if they ever experimented
would probably say yes to masha in a heartbeat though

>>65693167
>>65693190
>>65693207
>>65693213
cheers lads I'll check them out

>>65693594
how old are you now you dumb yank

>>65693568
You've so clearly never had shower sex. Howling at you trying to seem cool.

>>65693540
i said that years ago myself and it still didnt get me a gf


sure that every other permavirgin ever has said some iteration of that sentence before and yet they still went from the womb to the tomb without so much as touching a gril

>>65693615
20

>>65693608
>>65693516
>>65693456
>>65693438
>>65693398
>>65693285
lmao at their dumb gormless slavic faces

still would though

>>65693616
Please tell me more about my life laddo

>>65693560
Would be good if not for the chicken noodle bit tb h

>>65693566
>"S--- is all f----d now. You'll see me in the news." The second read, "There will be no more me. ever, You'll read about it. That's all."
so this was all just a cry for attention

classic

>>65693638
Don't need to, you're giving it away yourself

>>65693516
so Hiro had to fire the janny?

Dear Mr. President.
My Name is Peter.
My sister is Dasha.
Our friends Lisa & Andrew
came over today & drew a penis

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>>65693664
dog bless

https://twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/783064637440987137

night night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8BgfqVE-kY

i want to see trump win just because it'd be cool to see him interacting with someone like angela merkel

>>65693664
janny was here not long ago
deleted one of my posts, the nerve

Was posting in the other thread lmao

had an awful (you) return tonight lads

if this doesn't get some (you)'s im going to just pack it in for the night

>>65693588
Literally not an argument

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>>65693684
>22

Christ on a bike, what the fuck even does this to a person

BALL SO HARD MOTHAFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME.

NOBODY HERE HAS GOT SHIT ON ME!!

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>>65693713
wait i meant to post his

>>65693684
https://twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/782710458281177088

>attention
>good part of the birthday

>>65693576
>abysmal personality

yeah my accent covers it up tbf.

>>65693621
i have a cute chad look to me la'

i won't struggle don't worry

>>65693708
That's why many men would rather stay virgins or turn gay for twinks

>>65693708
shant be clicking on this

>>65693684
Howling

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women are pretty silly desu

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>>65693699
she'll probably be out of power by then, but it'd probably be like when putin brought in a dog because he knows she's terrified of them

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Computer, execute a poo on my mark...

Mark

>>65693708
actually in cramps

>>65693767
putin is a don

>>65693684
she's got wrinkles at 22 hahaha is she benjamin button or something

Opinions on Angus Deaton's paper "Price Indexes, Inequality, and the Measurement of World Poverty"?

Finding it a bit dry

>>65693764
dem juicy tits on rinoa...
had my first wet dream to the girl from ff8, i still remember it. it was very vivid and very shocking to my young mind/dick

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>m8 of mine wants to gf a 15 year old who is well into him
>he's 21 and an aspiring teacher
>told him to get on it

Can't wait to see how this one plays out

>>65693854
Wish I was him tbqh

>>65693684
Someone with a throwaway account please insult this dumb cunt

>>65693832
let me tell you why you're wrong

1 artemisia
2 edea
3 selphie
4 quistis
5 ellie
6 rinoa

>in town today
>getting some shit that I need
>walking to train
>pass a couple homeless people
>one of them is shooting up in the middle of the street
>other asks me for some money
>tell him I don't have any
>he says I do and that he can hear it jingling about in my pocket
>lose my rag and tell him to fuck off and tell him I'm not giving him money to shoot up like his mate
>he runs at me
>hit him with a rock hard right
>drop him like a sack of shit
>his mate just looks at me, too fucked up to do anything about it
>everyone is looking at me
>spit on him and walk off

Damn that felt good.

im seriously considering buying a 4chan pass

>>65693854
biggest age gap for me was a 16 year old when I was 21

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word

>>65693854
>aspiring teacher
I guess we'll see if 21 goes into 15 :)

>>65693881
hey man.... my dick jizzed by itself that morning and its never been wrong....

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>>65693883

>>65693888
Yeah but 15 is literally illegal, he's going to ruin his entire life.

>>65693883
>even in his delusions the most impressive person he can beat up is a skelly heroin addict homeless man

>>65693897
hell fuckin' yeh

>>65693909
same thing happened to me with ffvii and tifa desu

Reckon Hiro should just make 4chan pay-per-post

Quality would shoot right up

Doing a pee

Bit yellow

>>65693934
this tb h

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>he's up at 2:00 AM on a monday, lying on 4chan

what are you doing with your life anon,

>>65693914
is it?
legal age was 14 here for a long time

>>65693967
ah yes, the post of a bully victim

>>65693967
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA

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>>65693922

>>65693934
it would look like the comments section of a prestigious scientific journal where most of the research is behind paywalls


this would become the most cutting edge place to shitpost on the web.....

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>>65693976
alright alright I admit it
I wasn't actually doing a pee at all OK?!

>>65693922
I didn't even beat him up. I only hit him once and he dropped like a sack of shit.

I'm not gonna kick someone while they're down unless I need to or I really, really hate them.

>>65693978
It's 16 here, 18 if you're in a position of responsibility over them.

He's such a mongo, he keeps insisting that she would never tell anyone.

Doesn't seem to realise that she could come along 5 years down the line and still destroy his life.

>>65693989
>>65693997
>giving them attention
best fitz video btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvVa_FWXDA

>literally posting about his oneitis will claiming to be a chad

kek

KEK

K E K

>>65693651
Why cry for attention? He unironically murdered a woman, posted those pics and went to the police later.

>>65693997
i legit laughed at this.

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finally finished my electronics problem set, really pleased with this result it's now time to get comfy under my at my desk and watch a nice new louis

>>65694066
>B-but I can win her over
>i-im good looking
Hahaha

>women are mentally inferior

Source?

>>65694044
>18 if you're in a position of responsibility over them.
as I recall here you can't have any sort of relationship regardless of age with people you have responsibility over, like teachers and so on.


its mostly due to ethics issues.

>>65694105
neckbeard echo chambers

i mean i was nice to them why didnt they be nice back and have sex with me

Why do I get so aggressive when I'm drunk?

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>>65693976
OK I admit, I'm actually jacking it.

>>65694132
You have a shitty personality. Thats all there is to it desu

what if isis did an attack that they like gathered up tens of thousands of jihadists for, like a small army, and they sent squads all around like

our countries in cities and towns both big and small and they attacked us in our homes while we slept at night. even if they only do a few hundred attacks per country they'd have us all very nervous because like not only can they bomb normies who are out in public all the time but now they can get NEETs and autists who never leave their homes too. it'd take the terror to a whole new level because then people wouldn't even feel completely safe in their homes anymore. we'd always feel on some level they could strike at literally any moment.

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>>65694132

>>65694132
Repressed rage

why dead thread?

>>65694149
would be impractical
terrorism is successful because its small scale on an operational level and public.

also tens of thousands is like their entire force.

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>"Please turn off AdBlock" message that covers half the page
>Block it with AdBlock

>>65694209
gonna ask this every morning fuckboy?

>>65694221
they arent usually this dead this early on desu

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assange leak in about 6 hours lads

>take great pride in seeing whites knocking blackies out in the ring

>>65694246
I do
that's why I like UFC because its less geared towards black people.

here's another dollar 36 there dick tree

lads?

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NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify ""

Anonymous > Lickshitti > Poleaboo > Thailad

debate me

>>65694330
I would literally slap the shit out of her and then never speak to her again.

>>65694323
>t. lisicki

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>>65694314
>systemD

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>>65694330

Sex is one of the greatest things you can experience outside of drugs.

I really feel for the uggos who never get none. Seriously, just get a sexy escort. They don't care how you look or how you fuck, they just want your money.

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>I would literally slap the shit out of her and then never speak to her again.

>>65694391
but passionate sex with someone that actually likes you is even better than just random fucking.

>>65694424
I agree.

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>>65694391
not greater than doing really heavy squats and listening to death metal while screaming in the mirror

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he'll have quiet the suprise waiting for him if he comes by here trying to kill me wont he haha

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Holy shit, just found out that Sony discontinued the PSP

>>65694296
i k t f

>>65694391
sleeping with an escort is essentially just an expensive wank with even more shame afterwards

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>>65694460

>>65694456
Have you eve had sex?

I lift several times a week and it doesn't even come close to good sex

edward see those alluring lights
tonight will be your very last night
a woman said i know my son is dead
i'll never rest my hands on his sacred head

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>>65694391
that would require me to extend some effort
or money

i have neither

>>65694391
Not an uggo, I just haven't got the gift of the gab tb h

>>65694475
>even more shame afterwards
>more shame than a wank
>having any shame about wanking in the first place

not wanked for 5 days.

>>65694460
imagine living with people like that
its not nearly as common here but I still see more "people" like this than I prefer.

its crazy when I see two landwhales with huge carts absolutely packet to the point of being overloaded with just junk food, then I see their kids and know they will grow up to be hamplanets too due to their "genetics"

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>>65694467

Why is there ALWAYS that one spacker posting in the dead thread?

>>65694487
yea
most of the time lifting is unironically better

especially compared to just fucking random slags

Got to go to sleep at some point lads

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>>65694541
Does a black shirt go with charcoal sweat shirt and black vans?

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>>65694566
freedom

>>65692947

>>65694467
>>65694567

Aren't brits fat as fuck too? Why dont we ever hear about that?

>>65694566
eh

>>65694541
is this über-virginity?

>>65694611
the media over ehere is constantly goign no about an "obesity crisis"

>>65694574
walking to a grindr date?

What the fuck is a genuine smile?

w-why are you talking about sex and slags? i-is it because I'm here?

just uploaded a webm of me having a wank to /gif/ lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475542668896.webm

>>65694574
as Anna Wintour would say, where's the colour?

Howdy y'all. Just found out my mum was born in Texas

Starting to regret now updating to Windows 10 when it was free lads

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Just had a job interview lads. Went pretty well

>>65694644
Bit gay

>>65694644
I'm at work, you bastard.

>>65694637
once that isn't forced thickfuck

>>65694656
>He doesn't use Windows 10
What are you, a pedophile?

>>65694656
desu I had Windows 8 so 10 is a step up
7 is best though

>>65694674
one

>>65694652
Ew
Shoot her

>>65694672
what are you chatting

>>65694672
>Gay
>only one person

nah. cant be gay with yourself

sitting right next to a leak lads, one formed right next to where my computer and bed are


house had very, very severe water damage a few years ago from a leaky roof that hadn't been fixed for years. like, in a few rooms we had literally no ceiling, ceiling was falling down. and sometimes, randomly at night there would be these weird little flying bugs that would descend out of the ceiling down into my house. like a synchronized descent of dozens of weird bugs that looked like long ants with wings, they would fly around a lot and then all go on the floor and die pretty quickly, they would always commit suicide in weird ways. they were the weirdest fucking bugs ever.. my house is like a weird ecosystem. this isn't mentioning the mold thats probably having an amazing time in my roof and walls
got it "fixed" by people who did a half assed job at fixing it, leaks returned quickly and are starting to get bad again. really want to just abandon this house 2bh

If dubs I'll keep the child

>>65694690
Butthurt Yankee boy detected

isnt giving birth technically child molestation?

>>65694674
how is such a thing determined to be forced/genuine?

>>65694703

65694703<<

>>65694703

>The U.S. government airlifted 700 civilians and 70 pets from its naval base at Guantanamo Bay to Pensacola, Fla., said Capt. Jeff Davis, a spokesman for the Pentagon. Davis declined to say whether any of the 61 detainees had been moved from their cells.

>>65694706
She's my gf now

>>65694712
be my imported babushka

Im 1/8th Texan
1/16th Californian
2/10ths Saskatchewanian
1/3rd Newfie
1/4th Australian (Perthite to be exact)
and 1/2 Ulsterman

>>65694656
starting to regret not rolling back when it was still possible

I'm 3/4ths paki 1/8th polish and 1/8th irish.

R8 my heritage lads

new
>>65694827
>>65694827
>>65694827