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lads

white person here

AMA

This edition? Nah, not a fan.

might unironically penetrate a prostitute

>French
>white

Wonder what he meant by this

>>65621514

>>65621458
kind of

but i had been meaning to get one anyway since my last one expired and they're on offer atm so probably the best time to get a new one 2bh

wish it knew that i've been using them for a while though. dont like looking like a newpasscunt

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

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Somehow, this number is not sufficient. Hopefully, England will experience a Rotherham daily. This is what they deserve for their acceptance of multiculturalism

>>65621514
yes a pdf file of every tactics used by ranieri

give me a movie to watch

requirements: must be good

>>65621583
what is multiculturalism? what is the opposite of multiculturalism?

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having a drag

>>65621599
Zulu

>>65621583
got any chewing gum?

>>65621607
runtish hands

>>65621599
Kidulthood

>>65621584
Wouldn't he be better to just use his knowledge of Ranieri's tactics to dominate Leicester with City and let Ranieri go own dominating everyone else?

>>65621599
barry lyndon

>>65621600
hi

multiculturalism can be defined as having multiple cultures

hope this helps,

Johnathon

>>65621583
>t. THE multicultural nation

think I might do a .hack emulate

>>65621599
Waterloo

Imagine being a black cripple and still having a better life then you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCXNP2mBDkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4

>>65621644
the uk has 4 indigenous cultures

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>>65621633
There is literally nothing wrong with having pale skeletal hands. Girls love a lad with bony pointers.

>>65621599
Quite liked 10 Cloverfield Lane if you haven't seen it yet desu

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>>65621542
t. non-white person

fan of this thread

>>65621599
kwaidan

>>65621636
idk the pdf file joke was funnier when Pep was at bayern and Dortmund was last in the bundes table. Because of the rivalry. Guess it's not a fun in that case

>there are is at least one regular /brit/ poster that's in a wheelchair

bit mental when you think about the potential demographics of /brit/

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>>65621677
this

>>65621674
multiculturalism means lots of people with brown skin, brown hair and brown eyes.

>>65621705
>It is statistically likely that any poster from London is not of White British stock
Crazy stuff

>>65621713
>>65621677
strong sign of autism

How about an invite to that discord then lads?
Please?

>there are is at least one regular /brit/ poster that's a virgin

bit mental when you think about the potential demographics of /brit/

my life probably wouldn't be any different even if there was no people who arent white in the uk

if im being honest

>>65621740
Greater London is black

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got some new tats

>>65621740
>not being from white british stock

Bit embarrassing for them.

>>65621717
>contract ends
>don't renew it
>"hurr durr must be coz i iz white"

>>65621656
i would still rather be non-disabled.

wheelchair users and other such people encounter enormous difficulties doing things that you dont even think twice about doing.

>>65621599
k-on

hugh mungus what?

>>65621740
Not true though is it, non whites are 100x less likely to post here

That's like saying 50% of us are females

After careful consideration I have decided I will watch Kwaidan

Thank you to all who entered

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>>65621748
A lot of spergs do seem to have long pale hands for some reason, I think you may be on to something.

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>>65621517
good lad

>>65621766
rasheed

Did You Know!
In wet weather the House of Lords smells faintly of wee because tweed traditionally has the fibres softened and dyes set using human urine

>>65621448
Coming to london next week
What are some great ethnic food places to try there?
(i'm fine with non-kosher non-halal)

What's the patrician physical disability? I'd say below-knee leg amputation.

what's wrong with google maps in south korea?

why is it so shitty and low quality?

>>65621819
Honestly gutted that you didn't give my suggestion more consideration

You're a prick bruv

statistically half of you are girls

but that's not true now is it

>>65621831
sounds like something a 52 year old would share on facebook

my play through bioshock again lads

still can't work out if i liked infinite or not

>>65621869
wondering that myself

If 87% of the British population is white why doesn't the BBC reflect that?

>>65621869
whats wrong with you you fucking gookweab?

>>65621843

London has it all so literally take your pick

>>65621873
Which one?

I've seen most of the others that were suggested

>>65621843
Naseeb's Perfect Chicken

>>65621855
blind
because that when your third eye really opens

After we stop immigrants we definitely need to stop hand posting

>>65621895
cultural marxism and jews basically

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>>65621869
Looks fine to me.

>>65621895
None of the media does, it's not exclusive to the BBC.

Having a cheeky nandos in the Arndale lads

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https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/782551120761749504

>As confirmed in @owenjbennett's book, @DouglasCarswell joined UKIP to split the party.

shots fucking fired boys

>>65621914
Think I'd neck myself if I went blind. I really, really fucking LOVE looking at things.

>>65621941
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Shan't be opening this

>>65621895
it does

>>65621895
It's the same with the ABC in Australia, a state-run channel

fuck sakes, how did this level of subversion seep into the government so easily

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>>65621920
Chubby fingered lads are almost as insecure as manlets.

>>65621941
looks strangely comfy

>>65621895
BBC thinks London is the UK

Really makes you worry

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>>65621943
The sunday papers are exclusively white & racist and have to be counterbalanced.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

>>65621952
well he obviously fucking failed didn't he the sneaking little runt

pride-less cunt

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>>65621952
>tfw to smart to support Farage

shit i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?

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>>65621957
Sorry lad, that was very inconsiderate of me.

Forgot to take my tranny meds this morning

the vast majority of people on the bbc are white

how is that failing to reflect the majority population?

>>65622021
Good man

listen if u watch shows about rural locales (of which there are few because rural areas are proper boring) youll just see white ppl

but if you watch shows in an urban context then obv its gonna be like 40% not white

>>65621895
future-proofing

>>65622017
i assume you mean blind and the answer is braille

>>65622015
kek

Ain't got long left to live, I got the man flu.
It's been a pleasure

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the so called gf

we need more grime on the BBC

>>65622079
thanks for the warning

>>65621765
hahaha

>>65622102
1xtra

>>65622079
IS this from the sugar film

creaming myself to techno again lads

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>when the gf brakes up with you and you start masturbating into crisp packets while crying

Dating a stoner girl, it's kinda weird actually

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>Pippa and Christoph are looking to buy their first home together
>their budget is a modest £800,000 which is helped by an additional £400,000 from Pippa's inheritance from her grandmother

>>65622142
nobody listens to techno

>>65621997
>the british sunday papers were a rare joy

you're getting them once a week haha how's that rare

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>>65622154
>brakes

>>65622156
do you shag high?

>>65622161
except pretentious twats nodding their head to 4/4 techno in berlin hahahah

>>65622156
What's she into? Just weed or heavier stuff?

Probably wouldn't mind dating a girl who enjoyed drugs 2bh; shows she has an open mind and isn't a drone runt.

>>65622181
yeah of course, it's fucking great

>>65622161
me and my m8s do haha got you there cunt

Just done the first online tests for the civil service grad scheme, waiting for my results
Reckon I did pretty well, the situational judgment test was piss easy apart from a couple of questions

>>65622159
nice

now do a grand designs one

>>65621895
EAGERLY awaiting a remake of Zulu with neither side being white.

>>65622182
>not going to sweatbox techno nights
lol

*gets dragged out the thread kicking and screaming by the janny*

>the one show
>escape to the country
>the archers
>eastenders
>all overwhelmingly white


>asian radio channel


oy vey it's a white genocide

https://twitter.com/Number10gov/status/782475214416322560

lel sucking that Jewish cock

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>>65622172
fuck...
she placed the brakes on my heart, if you will

>>65622194
Wouldn't a runt drone be the one taking drugs?

>>65622181
high shags are GOAT

I nice drop of cold Dandelion & Burdock

>>65622222
hmm

>>65622235
Good post

>>65622236
Rasheed

been trying to get my first date recently lads

i tried tinder but girls always chicken out when i start bringing up actually going out, even sometmes they agree and then chicken out and stop replying or like change their mind

I tried approaching random girls, striking up conversations innocently, getting numbers (i was good at doing this) and then later asking them out via text. Again whilst some would initially agree, they always flake in some way or another.

How do people have sex? I cannot even get a girl to come on a date she agreed she would come on.

White people are fucking evil

>>65622237
did she find your bite point mate

>>65622239
no, drone runts will just follow the all drugs and bad shit spouted by the government, their teachers, and parents

never bothered doing research themselves, just following the system because that's what everyone else does

>>65622156
couldnt imagine something more undesirable, except perhaps a non-white

>>65622222
GOOD post

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>>65622235
>eastenders
>overly white

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>>65622215
i've been to a couple of semi-legal techno nights organised by my city's hells angels chapter.

surreal stuff.

top notch techno though.

>>65622290
>they always flake in some way or another.
you have to be convincing enuff

got my willy out under the covers whilst other people are in the room

might start stroking it

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>Sandy and Penelope are looking to relocate to a more rural setting in order to build their dream home so that their two children - Isaac and Tabitha - have a chance to grow up around nature in the country
>it is important that the plot of land be within at least 4 hours of the city by train so that Sandy can still commute to his finance job in London every day
>Penelope has given up her job as an art gallery curator in order to take the reigns managing the project

>>65622222
superb post

>>65622222
marvellous digits

>>65622320
>black character on a white soap
oy vey it's a white genocide


anyway east enders is london which we freely admit is significantly nonwhite

and yet the show is still majority white

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>i've been to a couple of semi-legal techno nights organised by my city's hells angels chapter.
>surreal stuff.
>top notch techno though.

>>65622332
Been looking for this picture 4 a while cheers m8

It's half one already where does the weekend go


Lucky I'm unemployed

>>65622337
Post a pic bud

Who is the best butterface and why is it Emily Ratajkowski?

>>65621903
i know it does my friend, that's why i'm asking for something that's very recommended, i'm going to be there for three days, i wanna try something exotic and not found easily anywhere else you feel me

>>65622368
dont be jealous. its ugly.

>>65622373
np

>>65622363
almost like our culture is being eroded everywhere around us and the (((media))) is pretending nothing has changed and its all fine

>>65622380
>half one
Easily the most stupid britism around, it's approaching "could care less" levels of stupid tbqh

>>65622380
me in a month

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>>65622349
kek

>>65622388
Any healthy-weight girl between the ages of 16-19. You'd be surprised the bodies these girls hide under their clothes, no matter how butterface they are.

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>>65622222
Holy fuck repetitive numbers!

was just dancing in my room to techno then my dog looked at my really funny and i got self conscious and stopped

>>65622156
i almost dated a girl who was a bit of a stoner. it was already weird because she was a frequent user of weed and drinking and i didnt drink nor smoke weed.

didn't end up dating but yeah. it was pretty grim when she called me one night and i ignored it then found out she had called my friend asking for my number because she'd done crack or meth or some fucked up shit and was wigging out hahaha shant be dealing with that

>>65622194
mostly weed, shrooms. used to take mdma

she got me really high for the first time in ages (she knew i used to be a massive stoner) so i didnt feel like i was "on form" as i usually am, but still seemed to find me funny and attractive and was always horny... even though i was just like "huh huh im stoned blerhghh" and this was after i went on a night out on friday and stayed up til stupid o clock on some sort of drug binge with mates (which she knew about and found funny)

cant tell if shes 100% genuine really.. surely being somewhat irresponsible and mongy is a turn off? or do stoner girls really not give a shit?

>>65622444
Shan't be reading a word of this
Jog on

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>>65622222
astounding post

>>65622411
shut the fuck up paki

would like to be unemployed
i don't like going to work, i really enjoy it, but getting up early is SHIT

>>65622409
>shows is significantly nonwhite
oy vey it's a white genocide
>show is significantly white
oy vey they covering up the white genocide

nice unfalsifiable theory, you mong

>>65622434
How fucking autistic are you?

>>65622236
>to those leading in fields such as business
cheeky

>>65622444
>surely being somewhat irresponsible and mongy is a turn off?

Depends what your sensibilities in life are I suppose. I work in a call centre and spend my weekends on drugs alone in my bedroom browsing the chon. I wouldn't mind doing the exact same except with a cute girl in the room who occasionally wanted to have sex.

>>65622488
go do the test http://www.rdos.net/eng/

>>65622499
reminder that she isn't british shes just a yank anglophile who's muh heritage is english

just got a peter rabbit 50p in my change

feels fake af

Shanah Tovah

>>65622488
What's autistic about saying 16-19 year old girls have attractive bodies?

>>65622478
yeah both work desu :^)

if they made eastenders majority muslim people around the country might have something to say about it and wonder what the fuck is going on for the first time in their lives

at the same time though they slowly shill in more and more amounts of non-whites discretely into shows to normalise it, same with basically any other cultural marxist issue, like homosexuality, transgenderism etc.

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>>65622508
>I work in a call centre

tfw all I do on tinder is drop bait and try get girls to take it and ask me to shag them but they never do

don't like being direct desu, would like them to be

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the leaves are going to fall lads

doing a cook

>>65622561
interesting theory

making out with a girl who's wearing a winter jacket like a peacoat or sum is the apex of erotic and arouse me a lot

>>65622569
You w-won't be so cavalier when you have to call a contact centre and come through to m-me! Well see who's laughing then!

>>65622561
london isn't majority muslim

10 minute walk to the shop and I saw a pair of poofters holding hands and a pair of dykes holding hands, what the fuck is wrong with this country, for fucks sake?

why is /pol/ boycotting Mafia 3

>>65622349
Planning to get on Grand Designs one of these days tbqh.

My great-grandparents have a very nice Art Nouveau villa back in Eastern Europe which got torched in WW2. We have lots of photos and even some of the plans of the building, would be cool to rebuild it in the UK.

It had a sculpture of a group frogs dressed like 19th century dandies and smoking opium over the main entrance.

>>65622499
I wish I could carry myself like Marcello tbf

so temperate and level-headed, even how he sits and smokes is cool

why isn't life movies baka

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>I work in a call centre and spend my weekends on drugs alone in my bedroom browsing the chon.

WHAT A LIFESTYLE LADS

Just imagine being that much of a runt

I can't fathom it personally

>>65622621
parts of the east end are, i wasnt on about the whole of london you melt

>>65622621
It's majority non-white.

And another anime recommendation already! Great Teacher Onizuka tells the story of a former gang member who becomes a teacher for... various reasons. Some good, some idiotic, and some fairly horrific. He ends up put in charge of the worst class in all of Holy Grove academy, having to deal with nightmarish bullying, insane plots to get him fired, and other such madness. Onizuka is a fun character; reckless, crass, perverted, greedy and lacking both academic talent and common sense, but making up for it with persistence and hot-bloodedness, as well as a conscience that typically surfaces at exactly the right time. The jokes in this show are spot on for the main part, although you will find yourself cringing on occasion. The schemes at play, both those levelled against him, and those he uses to save the day, are delightfully inventive and varied, and the English dub's voice acting varies from good to hilariously bad. All in all, a laugh and a half; just try not to think about how it's actually a fairly accurate depiction of Japanese schools in the 80's and 90's.

>>65622614
*gets you to deviate from your script*
*reports you to your manager*

>>65622587
i live opposite a public park, this time of year is great as all the squirrels and birds engage in a Royal Rumble and I can just sit and watch them wrapped in a comfy blanket sipping a brew.

>>65622614
bit sorry for you mate
but as long as you get paid.

>>65622626
Because the lead is a n.........

>>65622639
It is majority white actually.

Just not majority white British.

>>65622633
fuck sakes this was meant for: >>65622569

>>65622544
I could believe that 2bqh

She looks like a Yank

>>65622630
*group of frogs

>hurrr im so hungover LOOK AT ALL THIS FOOD I'M GOING TO EAT

if you can eat, that's not a hangover and you've clearly never had one

should be legal to marry your cousin

>rasheed casts jubilee 2000
>no effect
>rasheed casts make poverty history
>no effect
>rasheed casts occupy wall street
>no effect
>rasheed casts scottish independence
>no effect


>rorke casts referendum
>brexit

what did he do right

based co-op opening till 11pm on a sunday

>>65622646
Don't actually have a script; it's more of an advisory sort of role. Most of the time I just make stuff up then let other people deal with the problems it creates.

>>65622660
It's a grim existence but it keeps my family off my back. As a NEET they were on my case every day.

>>65622725
that's a small shop

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Eating some chicken dippers

>>65622721

it is, rasheed

>>65622738
dont get big co-ops

>>65622729
nice

>>65622290
it's all a game of pretend
you basically have to bullshit your way into fucking them
>why yes I live with my parents and I'm 24 years old, I have no interests except shitposting on 4chan and I work minimum wage
gets them begging for the dick

>>65622693
he's the ideal alpha lad
just confident and doesn't care about SHIT

>>65622720
ok thanks for the advice

>>65622723
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>>65622745
rock bottom

shagged a girl with the same surname as me last night, it's not a particularly common one

didn't find out until the morning

we're probably not related r-right

>>65622738
for you

Love Fridays man, get paid, see bae, getting a takeaway then watchin, Ex on the Beach, big brother, Containment on E4, then Power

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>>65622803
was it your sister?

>>65622723
Reckon that are nige thinks trumps a fucking pleb

shagged my brother last night . think he was too pissed to know it was me lol

>>65622499
>I could have easily disarmed him and fired all rounds
Not if I teleport behind him first hehe

>>65622725
Mine shuts at 4pm ;_;

>>65622847
haha

>>65622841
no, random club slag

>>65622803
hahaha you never know.

guy i know matched with this girl on tinder and met up with her and they started kissing and he said something just felt weird about it so he left. 6 months later there was a big family reunion and she was there and ended up being some cousin or something he'd never met hahahahaha

>>65622803
how would a women end up with the same surname as you

think it through

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WANT SOME FUCKING WEIRD FRECKLED BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????

Mummy's making beans on toast for my breakfast x

angry at yanks

going out farewell x

>>65622723
Wish Nige could be his VP

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>>65622867
so it was your sister then?

>>65622772
how do i achieve this carry-on
>>65622802
saved this pepe
>>65622729
don't sweat it lad, existence is what you make of it x

(read Marcus Aurelius)

>>65622885
>breakfast at 2pm

fuck off abnormie twat

>>65622903
hoho hehe

Can the phrase "it's more like~" be followed by any clause?

>>65622885
>making tomorrow's breakfast at 13:42 the day before

bit odd

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>>65622885
adventurous x

>>65622893
hmm
so I guess one could say you were yankgry

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Hangovers Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Have A Glass Of Water Before Bed Like Nigga Take A Swig Haha

>>65622899
Yank Rorkes would go mental if Trump died 2bqh

>>65622962
VERY good post

>>65622942
Give us some examples which you are unsure of.

>>65622927
ummm I'm only having it so late because I was out with the lads all night
think you're the abnormie here

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>>65622962
>tfw ordering periodic glasses of water at the bar on the night in between alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

feels intellectually superior

all me mates are sound

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>>65622630
Pic related, side entrance.

The main one had a larger arrangement with five or six frogs, don't have a photo on hand (dad has the physical photos).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ&

People on escape to the country have only got a budget of 650,000 pounds

Must suck being that poor!

Benzo consumption:

2 of the past 7 days
5 of the past 14
13 of the past 30

do nurses have to wipe poo off of new borns if the mum shits at the same time??

>>65622927
FONT

tbf the only good thing that could come of the US election is if Trump is assassinated

the Right would fucking SWOOP while the left would sit immobilized by their own morals

>>65623043
almost there x

doing a walkers smoky bacon lads

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>>65623016
>tfw ordering periodic glasses of water at the bar on the night in between alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

>>65623016
noice
take a sip of vodka, take a sip of water
you don't end up completely fucked up, spewing your guys up or feel like shit in the morning

only problem is, most people go out mainly TO get fucked up

>>65623047
When the baby comes out it comes out straight into the doctor's hands. It doesn't splash down into the poo below. The vagina is above the arsehole.

Angeleyesblue25 is quite sexy for a chubby

>>65622983
A:Japan is hated everywhere.
B:it's more like Japs are hated everywhere, not the country itself.

>>65623035
You realize they're a parody band?

been in bed since 4am saturday morning
too depressed to move

>>65623092
a glass of water water half hour to hour is usually a good standard + 1L prior to bed with a berocca and aspirin or nurofen

that's my routine and it works every time.

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bought my dog 8 iphones haha

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>You realize they're a parody band?

>>65623092
>vodka

Who let the dirty slavic animal into the thread?

>>65623099
what if poo is protruding at the same time as the baby

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>>65622962
>tfw ordering glasses of water at the bar on the night with no alcoholic beverages and knowing internally that you will be thanking yourself tomorrow morning

feels intellectually superior

Just burnt the top of my mouth on boiling pizza cheese

How do I fix this pain

>>65623106
Yes that is 100% accurate and OK.

Try some more examples of ones you may not be sure about to make sure you properly get it.

>only one glass of water

how much do you fuckers drink lmao

I HAVE to chug litres and even then my brain is swill the next day

>>65623185
cold water

>>65623185
Eat an ice cube to cancel it out

>>65623170
me on the left in the back x

>>65623185
Break a leg

>>65623170
runt life

>>65623161
Poo comes out the arsehole, babies come out the vagina. The vagina is above the arsehole so unless the woman somehow shits upward, it won't make contact.

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>>65623161
When most people die they're so old that they grow incontinent as well

>tfw born into a pile of shit
>tfw die in a pile of your own shit

Nature is beautiful

>Order no glasses of water whilst drinking the most in the group and still not having a hangover the next day
You are all runts if you do anything but this

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i'm perpetually dehydrated lads

>people who need exterminating
>wears skinny cut jeans
>Wears chinos
>wears vests
>has an undercut

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thoughts

> Ahh yes I'll just put all my clothes in this washing machine, do a wash, and leave them sitting there all day
god I fucking HATE normies

going back to the laundry room in half an hour and if the machines are all still full, someone's getting their washing chucked on the floor

fucking dumb normie scum

>>65623206
>even then my brain is swill the next day

Because hangovers aren't just about dehydration. Drinking water on the night does help but it doesn't completely eliminate a hangover.

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>why yes, I do post fedora pictures

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>>65622644
>GTO
I'll have you know I DID NOT get a semi at that episode where the bitchy privileged student forced her tutor to lick feet and stuff

>>65623262
that's a handsome lad tbf

he deserves 5 birds

>>65623251

fat bastard

there are no hangover cures, drinking water is a meme

>>65623262
Envying that lads facial structure

Wahey lads I drank two jaegerbombs and 4 pints last night and I'm not hungover at all haha! hangovers don't exist! hahahaha! wweeww! XDD Just have a sip of water! haha!


fuck off children

>>65623296
probably friendzoned all 5 of them 8bh

>>65623276
RIP

>>65623277
It's their loss. Leaving wet clothes in a damp heap inside the machine isn't good for them/

>>65623236
>doesn't know what protruding means

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>leave my phone in a cab last night
>taxi driver drops it round this morning

gave him 20 squid for his troubles

what a result boys and girls

>>65623262
good looking fella desu

>>65623328
it'll be even more their loss when I "accidentally" throw one of their socks in the bin while I'm moving their clothes out of the machine

fucking normies need to be put on a farm

hahaha lads did i ever tell you about the time i drunk so much i woke up on a river bed with a sunburned face 45 minutes from home

shan't be drink negronis ever again haha

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>>why yes, I do post fedora pictures

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>tipping the taxi drier

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>>65623223

>there are no survivalr cures, eating food is a meme

>>65623318
4 pints and 2 jaegers would legitimately fuck me.

so here we are

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Imagine being so much of a normie runt you drink alcohol.

>>65623329
>minimum wage pay cheque comes through
>better whack it on a bottle of grey goose which costs 5x more in a club than what it does in a shop
>m-maybe birds will come up to our table and shag us this time instead of just taking the drinks and leaving

very impressive

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Which British celebrity do you utterly despise, lads?

Nicked some drunk wankers phone last night while I was driving him home in my cab. He gave me 20 squid when I dropped it round the next day out of gratitude. Every time, haha

>>65623318
good post

>>65623360
I once woke up collapsed on the floor in a bus stop. Have no idea how I got there

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>>65623320
roo

>>65623331
>gave him 20 squid for his troubles
billionaire

>>65623380
>le £500 minimum spend club

>>65623380
remember going through this phase
was like 19

it's a piss won't stop dripping from my cock episode

>>65623331
>gave him 20 squid for his troubles
sucker

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>bonsoir m'barlady, no more alcoholic beverages for me, I'll have a fine glass of tap water!

>>65623396
bare grim

at least mine was scenic (i was splattered with vomit)

>>65623424
pics x

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>>65623386
The Queen.

haha just doing a joke lads watch out

>>65623331
was it a paki?

>>65623331
Found a phone in a taxi once. It was before smartphones were a thing. It was one of those Sony Ericsson walkman ones, a decent enough phone. It stank of smoke though.

I scanned through the pictures; it belong to some late-20s / early-30s chavy girl. There were pictures of her baby. Before the taxi even got to my house texts started coming in from the girl as she had realised she'd lost her phone.

I pocketed the microSD card, popped out the battery, snapped the SIM and then chucked the phone into a hedge. Dunno why.