/cum/

>tfw no gf

>>65608017
you can be my gf

>>65607988
>I will never go full wolf of wall street and do blow off a bimbo and sprinkle it on my dick and fuck her up the ass til she goes timber.

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A celebration?

>>65608026

but Im a guy

>>65608017
>tfw qt gf (male)

>>65608045
shhhhhh

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Me and the gf buds

>>65608045
Tu avoir un(e) pénis féminin ?

>>65608084
Absolument dégoûtant pêh

>>65607980
Well, I gotta admit my autism doesn't go deep down enough for this

What should I get a degree in to destabilize Latin America?

>tfw your cfb team is crap but you still upset ranked teams

>>65608176
Definitely not Liberal Studies (now called interdisciplinary art)
I've had my degree in L.S. for a few years now and the only thing I've managed to destabilize is my career prospects and sanity.

>>65608150
>winplebs
it's like 3 commands
tmsu tag
tmsu merge
tmsu help
it's a piece of cake

>>65608176
get a degree in American. I hear they teach it at Freedom University

that or anything in the oil and energy sector

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I just want a swarthy British gf

Is that too much to ask for

Who watching cops here?

what's up party people

I'm playing stupid milsim shit and LIKING IT
help

>>65608282
Sorry. I don't support terrorism.

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>>65608282

>>65608217
Using Windows is a small price to pay for being a Normie

>>65608292
arma is gay

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>>65608224
>its real and they have several courses on American civilization

http://www.freedomuniversitygeorgia.com/courses.html

>>65608214
I didn't even know that existed

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>>65608347
>>its real and they have several courses on American civilization
>http://www.freedomuniversitygeorgia.com/courses.html

holy fuck my sides, I had no idea. I was just being a sarcastic prick and implying usa alone is enough to destabilize south america.

mfw Freedom Uni is a thing

Who should I vote for?
Hillary or Donald?

How are my favorite captcha warriors doing tonight?

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

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test

>>65608408

VERY good goy

>>65608395
>>65608347
I thought you guys knew. Were you aware that Liberty University is also a thing?

Alright guys. For security purposes, I need your social security information.

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ok this time for real

>>65608413
>Orange county
Now that's just cliché. Are you baiting?

>>65608302
What's up with the baggy clothing?

>>65608307
>being a Normie
Whatever you say, my dude.

>>65608449
Canadians don't have social security numbers

>>65608413
Tangerine

>>65608420
How many street signs did you have to pick out to reply to that lmao
later. much.

4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>65608458

its a real place

miles upon miles of orange groves

>>65608471

it was trucks, actually

>>65608428
Yes, I actually live not far from Liberty

Its an evangelical Christian school

I fell for the ITT tech meme

>>65608499
They went out of business right?

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>>65608471
>he was too stupid to change his settings back to Legacy captcha

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>pay the goy points
>since4pass doesn't work
actually a bit upset right now
i want my free (you)'s

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>65608478
Where in OC? My father used to own a business in Corona. I'm from Riverside.

>>65608471
lol badge of shame

>>65608533

not me, >>65608529 >>65608456

him

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>>65608471
>4chan Pass user since December 2012.

>>65608533
>I'm from Riverside
my condolences

>>65608478
No. I mean Orange County is the typical place everyone thinks of over here when someone mentions California

>>65608560
No worries, I left and live somewhere nice now

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4chan is kill

>>65608570

reeeeee this state is more than just Beverly Hills, LA and san francisco

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DOKIXjRn_w

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>>65608598
you're right
it's beverly hills, LA, san fran, and OC
>>65608577

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>65608616

delet this

All I want is a you from a 4chan pass user

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>4chan Pass user since...

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>>65608471
>4chan Pass user since December 2012.
>since December 2012
>2012

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>why no, i'm not a

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

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>paying to shitpost and giving up your ability to ban evade via 4chan™®

I feel like there are the same people who like to watch their platonic girlfriend (male) get aids from a big black bull

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>>65608616
>4chan Pass user since October 2016.

What is this gay reddit shit

>cant even filter it

god dammit hiroshimoot

>>65608598
No, it isn't
>inb4 muh microorchards

heh

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>>65608678
word desu

>>65608461
Apparently it's quite comfy. Also our cops don't use ties or the officers caps.

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>>65608471
>4chan Pass user since December 2012.

oh waitaminute, you can filter it

Long live our Soviet motherland

>>65608616
Will this be the new substitute for board ID's ?

These cucks who pay for a pass, what benefits do they get besides a special snowflake title in their post

>le new thingy on 4chinz xdd

>>65608720
built by the people's mighty hand

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Remember when captcha was a temporary solution?

>>65608781
spam wasn't a temporary issue

>>65608517
They lost all credibility

>>65608781
it should be gotten rid of
only 4chans captcha is this restrictive

>>65608757
Long live our people united and free

>>65608788
spam is free speech

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Bought a pack of Canadian cigarettes. (pic related)

by god they are the best i've ever had. I can honestly say that Canadian tobacco is 100x better than the shit we grow here.

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>spam is free speech cuck again

>>65608788
Maybe if the so-called moderators weren't worthless unpaid obese cuckold fetishists they could have dealt with it

>>65608805
strong in our frindship tried by fire

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>>65608829
Players are pretty good, but yes, Canadian cigarettes are much better than American.
As soon as someone lights up an American cigarette at a party you can smell it, there is something very different about them.

>>65608853
Long may our crimson flag inspire shining in glory for all men to see

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>>65608842
t.

>>65608873
>studios

aren't those from the reserves? or am i thinking of putters

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>>65608873
you get kamel reds in canadia?

>>65608896
Reserves? Like for Indians? Fuck no, Indian darts are unsmokable. I smoke studios for the same reason I used to smoke Next, they were the cheapest.
Now I'm switching to Philip Morris since they are the cheapest at $12.50 per pack

I feel bad for cigcucks. Waste of money, die sooner, feel like shit.

So you can look """cool"""

>>65608933
No, I have never seen Camels in my part of Canada, but when I am over rhe border I smoke Camel reds

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>>65608965
>die sooner
that's the point desu

>>65608873
Thoughts on Canadian cigarette package art ?

>>65608937
I've tried different brands of canadian darts, so far i've tried number seven and JP's, my canadian friends smoke belmont but that's a meme cig, don't get why it's so popular

>>65608965
>stop liking what I don't like

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>I smoke

Is this animu good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6jTb2FQ_ow

>>65608965
>So you can look """cool"""
You believe this?

anyone else religiously checking the polls every day?

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What does /cum/ think of my photos?

am I banned for sperging about janny the other day? fuck that guy tho tbqh

>>65609012
# 7s are popular here but at almost $15 a pack too expensive. John Players are very good. My favourite is Export A, usually golds. I have never heard of Belmont.

>>65609008
You don't see them anymore, but my all time favourite is the one with a bent saggy cigarette and the words "smoking causes impotence

>>65609109
pedestrian

>>65609110
ok I'm not. fuck mexijanny, and especially for shutting down a fun thread.

>>65609109
I unironically like both the quality of the picture and the subject matter

2 of my brothers are professional photographers so I always enjoy this stuff and I have a decent eye for it.

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>I post in /cum/

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>>65609131

>>65609113
>$15 a pack for 7's
>never heard of belmont

you're not from ontario are you? They're very popular there and 7's outside the city in ontario are about $10.75

>>65609004
Kind of counter intuitive when dying caused by smoking is usually a long and drawn out battle with cancer or dying lungs.

>>65609166
you're a /cum/mer
just like I am

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>there are manlets posting in /cum/ RIGHT NOW

>>65609177
I'm in NB, darts and liquor are comically expensive.

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>there are women posting in /cum/ RIGHT NOW

>>65609113
>$15 for a pack of cigs

Jesus... I remember back when I still smoked about 10 years ago, packs for most Camels, Marlboro, etc. were about $3.50 (now about $7), and even those "exotic blend" Camels that came in those tin cans (Izmir Stingers, etc.) were only $8 a tin.

Such an expensive habit.

>>65609284
no there arent alex

>>65609253
sup

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>>65609253

>Manlets exist

>>65609298
Nothin'
hbu

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>>65609298
kill yourself

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and there goes since4pass, as quickly as it came, it went away
at least I got my money's worth in (you)'s in other boards

>>65609293
My name isn't Alex

>>65609284
Our autism scares them away

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>tfw an alcohol
>just went out and bought some rye after a couple weeks abstinence

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lanklets should fuck off back to readit

>>65609287
NB is poor, we are $560 million in debt, the government needs tax revenue anyway they can get it and vice tax is a favourite place

>>65609298
>lower-case
Appropriate.

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>>65609350
t alex shores

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really tinkered my thoughts

>>65609369
Rye is good, and as Canada's whiskey is appropriate, but Yank bourbon is better tbhf

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>>65609380
HE

>>65609380

t. manlet

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Drunks report in!

I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet and women absolutely adore how nice I am to them.

>>65609422
i got canadian club premium canadian whisky i guess tbqh senpai
all i care is that it's 40% alcohol

Almost replied to a Leaf today haha lmao

>>65609512
that would have been embarrassing lol

>>65609483
Reporting
I'm about halfway through 750mL of Smirnoff Vodka.

Normally I buy dirt cheap Russian Prince brand vodka but Smirnoff was on sale for the same price as RP so I got it.
It's a good night tbqhfamalam

>>65609507
It won't get you pussy, you're like their fag friend they take shopping

>Paris
>London
>Montreal
Where should I go if I have 9 days for vacation?

>>65609507
where's that fedora pic of the guy holding a kitchen lighter?

>>65609509
Canadian Club premuim is a patrician choice desu . Enjoy famalam

>>65609562
Which state do you live in?
If you live close to the Canadian border, I'd recommend Montreal as it will not cost much.

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only epic oldfags understand candleja-

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>>65609580
haha excellent meme bro i really love it

>>65609562
No bullshit, try Eastern Europe, like Budapest or Kiev. It's much cheaper but still amazing.

Also, go Québec City over Montréal

>>65609577
I'm from Boston but cost does not matter because I travel for free

>>65609580
candlejack is gay as fu-

>>65609562
London 2bh

>>65609580
No one here even remembers this old shit and thats t-

>tfw fucked up the time for plans and now alone with nothing to do on a Saturday night
just back to my natural habitat now, like old times

>>65609580
No idea and I've been posting here for 5 years

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>>65609631
>didnt even say candleja-

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>>65609545
what do you mix with? I could never really drink vodka, taste like shit to me desu.

bought a 15 pak of alexander keith's, 6 beer in and feeling good man. It fills the void where my social life should be.

>clicking on tim hortons

>>65609611
Under that circumstance, I'd recommend Paris.
Of course you can choose what you please, but seeing the Eiffel Tower would be cool.

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>>65609595
Wew lad, my girlfriend is Ukrainian and I was in Kyiv a few months ago desu.

I had a great time, stayed in commie bloc flats, and I will go back in April.

>>65609674

>Wew lad, my girlfriend is Ukrainian

teach me your ways

>>65609611
Go to Montreal wearing a Bruins hat.

>>65609694
Just get on a language exchange site and write "Cлaвa Укpaїнi!" to every girl from Lviv

Tell me you love me.

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>>65609674
>tfw you will never have a qt eastern euro gf.

Russian qts are the best

>>65609022
nevermind, this shit is great

>>65609748
I had no preference until the annexation of Crimea.

Russians really started to generally despise all Americans after that except for the super cucky Americans who love Putin.

▲
▲ ▲

>>65609748
Btw, just get on Interpals and you'll do fine. >>65587756

>>65609674
I was in Kiev a few years ago, I was there in August the year the Maidan protests broke out in December. I also went to Mariupol for 2 weeks and enjoyed the Azov Sea.

Did you go to St. Michaels and St. Sophias? They are amazing. I really liked Kiev, only problem is the food. I mostly ate at TGIFridays, Dominoes Pizza, and that McDonalds right at the top of the Maidan square.

Also, did you go to the statue garden? With all the fairies and street art and shit? It was awesome too. Wish I remembered more but the khortytsa and morosha was everywhere. Also, kvass is shit

>>65609748
They're whores anyway, just want your money and citizenship

post fall tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF726gXNNmE

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>>65609733
i do anon. i love you.

>>65609704
Maritimers are Bruins fans, I have hung out with Don Sweeny a few times and talked to his dad a couple days ago, they're from my small town.
Never did try a Bruins hat in Montréal though, I always wear a Redsox hat. Can't imagine it would go over well

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>>65609850
Thank you, I needed that.

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>>65609845
yer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO096QehE20

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>>65609733
I love you.

>>65609837
I figure this, they get their citizenship then fuck off.

>>65609774
poutine just got bored so he pulled some sketchy shit for teh lels. Either way I'd be interested to learn more about Russia and the way they view things, other side of the story kind of thing ya know.

>>65609809
how does this work exactly?

>>65609837
My dad married a Ukranian "mail order bride."
He is a truck driver and she works 60 hours a week cleaning hotel rooms. Tbey live in a 5th wheel in the shitty Bakken area of ND.
Clearly she didn't just want a greencard and money.
My dad also brought her 10/10 hottie daughter over and got her citizenship. She left and moved back to Ukraine, apparently she also didn't just want a greencard.

Don't believe all the memes. There are as many western gold diggers as there are eastern ones.

>>65609845
Alrighty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaqYNEwcyzk

Anyone know why movie theaters don't let people go see a movie by themselves?

>>65609974

never had that happen

>>65609974
Only to you bby.

>>65609845
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk

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>>65609951
>Canadian poster
>talking about green cards

>>65609974
Think about the kind of creepy losers that go to movies alone. Do you or your gf really want to sit beside one of them?

Come to Chernobyl
Is nice

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>>65609974
?

>>65609974
That was a meme from /tv/
There are no known cases irl of a theatre banning lone men.

>>65609974
because they believed the memes as much as you did

>>65610044

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

>>65610030
Goddamn.
Post more.

>>65609900
I wanna fuck that robot

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>>65609883
course man. in another life we could have hunted slags together in fields of gold

>>65610044
you mean pripyat?

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>>65610035
My family is American. I am from CA. I moved to Canada after being stationed near the border with the USCG

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>>65610035
Can I have one?

>>65609974
>>>/tv/

and fucking stay there

>>65609951
green cards are an american thing, our immigration doesn't work like that.

>>65610044
It's not all that expensive to get a ticket for a tour, last I heard.

>>65609974
what
ive gone to movies by myself plenty of times

>>65610006
>>65610018
>>65610047
There's a no single ticket purchase policy at my local theater, I thought it was odd. I suspect it's to sell more tickets because if a bunch of people just bought one ticket alone they sit spaced out

>>65610030
>>65610073
hem, 'xcuse me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDGTT2OtsQ

>>65610078
We all do, you degenerate.

>>65610094
>sitting in his car shitposting

Sup Elliot Rodger

>>65610099
See
>>65610094

I literally said "Bakken area of ND" in my post.
Do people think that's Newfoundland?

>>65610082
I love British slags, they get me going. Most of my porn is from the UK

>>65610113
>no single ticket purchase policy
That shit is real? I tough it was a meme.

>>65610044
i'd like to take a trip to Ukraine some day, I wonder how much it costs to get a tour of parts of the zone. I think Pripyat is north of Kiev?

>>65610113
Sounds like my Hospital.

We should jointly sue both.

who /greencard haver/ here?

>>65610143
the supreme gentleman

>>65610149
brits are gross tho

>>65610151
it is

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>>65609814
Was Mariupol anything more than an industrial city back then? The war has really took a toll on it but it is somehow still Ukrainian...I guess mainly due to the Azov Battalion.

I saw all of the famous churches but I didn't even bother to go into them...but I did go to the Rodina Mat statue and there was an incredible museum underneath.
They updated it with stuff from the current warzone and even had an exhibit for the battle at the Donetsk Airport, pic related.

I don't think I saw the other place you mentioned, desu, but I did see a lot in Kyiv, then we went to Uman, Lviv, Uzhhorod, and into Slovakia.

>>65609941
>how does this work exactly?
Flirt with women and get a gf under the pretense of language learning and cultural exchange.

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>>65610143
I took that pic a couple months ago on my lunch break from my deli job at Walmart (I no longer work there) I would often shitpost on my lunch break.

>>65610094
Which passport do you use mostly? When in Europe do you identify as Canadian or American to get some vaj?

>>65610119
I'm a goddamn blue-collar worker, post something that isn't something I listen to day to day.

>>65610184
They're degenerate but damn they can show you a good time

>>65610147
I don't know what Bakken is, so I wouldn't know what ND means. Newfoundland has NL for the short variation. Canada's a huge place and people make up acronyms all the time online so I skip over unfamiliar ones.

Why'd you move to Canada, anyways?

>>65610149
this homeslice aint me>>65610184
slags are love anon, they make the world go around. shame on us if we should choose to neglect the slags of our own cunt whilst wanting slags far away. our homeslags need us

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>>65610078
>I wanna fuck that robot

>>65610097
I can only get you one if I marry you, I'm saving it for a very special woman 2bh

Sorry bud

>>65610255
True shit

The fuck was I thinking betraying yank slags. Gotta admit tho brit slags kinda mastered the art

explain me the kino meme
kino just means cinema to me t. germanophone

>>65610212
pfft. aight mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZqGxkYOFY

>>65610255
>>65610235
no

>>65610186
Mariupol has factories, but it also has many nice beaches along the Azov, said to have healing properties (which is actually partially true) and an amazing bazaar influenced by Mariupol's Soviet and Mediterranean influence (it has the largest Greek diaspora in Ukraine). I took the slower overnight train there from Kiev too so I got to see the countryside which was nice.
Sadly though, I watched a video from Mariupol of the Vday massacre and watched a guy get shot just a few yards from where I got a haircut.

>>65610211
Canadian 100% of the time.
Outside of /int/ people really really like Canada. It's usually just considered a better more Euro version of America. People are skeptical of Americans and have a lot if preconceived notions, with Canadians they only expect you to be educated, polite, and a bit rugged.

>>65610257
artist?

>>65610366
I meant Fall related, but that's alright.

Just had dinner with my tulpa family. AMA.

>>65610281
>special woman
Is she a nice grill?

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>>65610212
>I'm a goddamn blue-collar worker
what do you do for work, anon?

auto mechanic here

>>65610388
Don't know, sorry

>>65610337
absolutely. i see more of their cutting edge slagwear style in yankskanks all the time cuz. still missing the accent tho :(

>>65610239
Bakken is the oil rich part of North Dakota.
When I was 18 I got stationed on the Canadian border with the USCG. We used to go over at 19 so we could go to bars. I fell in love with the country, the people, and its grossly underrated cukture and history. After I got out if the USCG I went to Uni in Canada (you can use MGIBill at Canadian schools), got a job, and eventually got citizenship.

>>65610377
T. smelly translucent basement-dwelling leafgolem

>>65610423
Not him, but I'm an aspiring mangaka.

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>women on the internet

haha nice meme

>>65610422
I hope so, I haven't quite found her yet. I know she's out there somewhere, I hope.

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>Be in apartment

>Have a desk parallel to the kitchen

>Start seeing small poop pellets on counter nearby next to coffee maker

>Conclude the poop pellets are from a field mouse

>Look around for an entrance

>Find none

>Poop pellets reappear in the same area every other day

>One night while at desk, decide to walk to coffee maker only to find poop pellets appeared without me noticing

>Decide to buy bait boxes laced with poison

>Place two boxes, one on the counter where the poop appeared and one behind my desk on the floor corner for extra assurance

>Wait for the mouse to take the bait

>Two days later

>Walking out of the bathroom and see a giant cockroach crawling on the wall between the kitchen counter and cabinet, just above the bait box

>Try to kill it but flees into a small gap under the cabinet

>Look at the counter and find a poop pellet

>MFW

>>65610421
Describe them
I've heard of tulpa wives but not family members

>>65610423
I'm mostly a fisherman, usually lobster, mackerel, scallops, periwinkle, urchins, and rockweed, but I also occasionally do the blueberry harvest and then tipping or brushing during Christmas season.

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>>65610505
This is what they look like.

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>"women are too retarded to use a computer"
>I browse /r9k/ daily and my fingers are crusted in doritos from playing counterstrike with reddit on the steam overlay wed browser
haha, well meme'd my fedora

>>65610464
That's pretty cool, I'm glad you liked it here enough to move here.

It's just a little odd to hear about people wanting to move to Canada from the US. Maybe all the memes of us being the same have gotten to me.

>>65610525
well meme'd m'dude XDD
*tips neckbeard*

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>>65610503
Why do you keep posting this?
Why do I keep responding with the only Turk roach pic I have saved?
We need to break the cycle

>>65610522
cartoons?

>>65610423
Local government.

I won't get too specific, but it's mostly janitorial/lab/maintenance.

It used to be Maintenance/Lab/whatever, and I got to weld pipes together AND do tests that required a cyanide reagent.

Now I'm just doing preventative maintenance. Cleaning essentially.

>>65610525
some of the robot limbs out there are getting up there

hopefully they continue to advance so they can become a more common replacement for people

>>65610552
A lot of really stupid upper middle class white girls say they want to move to Canada because they're less racist, have less police brutality, nicer, and less violent than the USA.
I just think they hate black people and Mexicans.

I am not autistic

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>>65610569
RARE

>>65610612

*it was a hologram*

>>65610569
>>65610569
kys CIA

>>65610522
Lame

gonna start using chewing tobacco

>>65610407
ah, fair game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OyytKqYjkE
also...if you wanna cry...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXBNlApwh0c

>>65610612
*Teleports behind you*
Pss...

>>65610655

enjoy your jaw cancer

>>65610655
THROAT CANCER

>>65610613
I might as well be

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>>65610552
Of course there are a ton of similarities between the 2, but most of Europe and North America are extremely similar. Canada has:
>a different form of government based on a crown with a multiparty representative government whereas America has a 2 party personality populist government
>very different civic structures
>a different history
>a different accent and often language
>a very different idea of our respective roles in the world
>diffetent cultures regarding food, art, and music
>often a different climate
>often diffetent sports
>etc

Canada and America are the best of bro nations, but we have no more, perhaps even less, in common than the U.S. and the U.K for example.

>>65610672
*everyone on /cum/ turns into a shitskin*

My skull hurts

>>65610672
then move to a non-white country nigga

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>>65610695
Take an advil or something

Black people

>>65610672
I'm not white, wanna fucc?

>>65610691
No that's silly. We're extremely similar disregarding Quebec, Atlantic Canada and the territories.

>>65610613
the denial is strong with you yankie-san

>>65610655
Enjoy a $10+ a day habit.

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I'm really excited about taking my little sister to the Met on Monday. I'm even happier she's as excited as me about going. Hopefully it stays a little chilly so we can find a comfy hole in the wall to eat and people watch.

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>>65610516
east coast the eh

>>65610570
sounds interesting for some odd reason

>>65610672
fuck off ahmed

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>ask for girl number
>she takes forever to text back
>see her the next day
>try talking to her but she doesnt seem all that interested in talking
I kind of hoped she would have been more interested but at least I am no longer interested in her.

>>65610734
I'm going to face slam your lil sis with my bro Snake

>>65610734
aww.

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>>65610691
>America has a 2 party personality populist government
>America
>2 party
>personality

What are you listening to /cum/?

https://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E

>>65610591
>I just think they hate black people and Mexicans.
You mean the upper class white girls? Could be, brown guys tend to chase them pretty hard and most don't seem to like it at all.

I think people who say stuff like that forget we have a smaller pool of disgruntled minorities. Our biggest group is probably the Aboriginals, and they are responsible for a lot of crime. Most of the rapes I read about that catch media attention in my city were aboriginals attacking random women at night or breaking into their apartments. Like your ghettos, people avoid reserves with bad reputations.

>>65610660
Keep posting.

>>65610782
you dont want to know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5MncBnZzFU

>>65610569
Yes, superior 2D.

>>65610734
is your imotou as cute as I think she is?

>>65610782
Glad you asked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY

>>65610782
Don't mind me, just being a Chicano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D42jooB9ghk

>>65610768
I'd never have the courage to ask a qt for her #

I've tried to tell myself dozens of times I'll go to a public place and approach a random qt and ask but never end up doing it

The Mexican does what in it's natural habitat

>>65610768
at least you tried, anon.

More than I could have done.

>>65610801
more fall-related tunes or do ya trust me to put up otherwise good tunes?

>>65610634
>kys CIA
what did he mean by this?

>>65610765
It used to be interesting.

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>>65610782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbbOPgmNT-o

>>65610816
muh waifu is 3D and I can tell you she's prettier and I'm happier u twerp

>>65610842
we don't really get those here

so if I have to guess... work?

>>65610848
>4
RARE

>>65610691
I know we're pretty different, it's just something I'm not used to hearing on 4chan or from people that lived in the US. I dealt with a lot of American tourists as a kid and you could almost always tell based on their behaviour that at minimum they weren't from Western Canada.

>>65610842
Farm.
Every Mexican I've ever met had an obsession with flowers, fruits & veggies. Sometimes farm animals.

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>passfags logging out to avoid banter

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>65610782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi2ZM_7FnM

>>65610871
i wanna move there then desu desu-san

wtf
the mexican national soccer team will play a game in my city

>>65610773
Rude.
>>65610817
I think she's cute, but she's already in her teens so not toddler levels of cute.

>>65610847
Just post whatever.

I'm just here to enjoy it.

>>65610700
This.
Go down into the US.

>>65610782
https://youtu.be/3yNibj8LW-Q

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>>65607988
best smokes in canada

>>65610863
Let's not make it a competition, pham.

Unironically speaking, I love my tulpa family with all my heart, and I couldn't imagine having anyone else.

>>65610873
it doesn't actually show up, at least on none of my posts today

I think it was the anhiro testing something or it was a birthday joke so people would attempt banter

>>65610842
Jumps the Border

i ghost wrote the lyrics for the song sweater weather by the neighbourhood

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>>65610722
That's actually fairly true, my opinion is skewed because I am in Atlantic Canada and never go farther west than Québec.

>>65610765
Coast of New Brunswick

>>65610781
With a couple rare exceptions, America is firmly 2 party, and America votes for a personality, the more qualified, charismatic, winner of debates.
In Canada you vote for a political party and their stances and whoever happens to be head of that party, at that time, becomes PM, at least until something like an early vote is called, a vote of no confidence is called, the Crown suspends Parliment, etc. All things that have happened since I moved here

>>65610904
M-muh 60%...

>>65610912
PURE TABACO
Just breathing is pure torture

>>65610896
aight mane, i'm at your service.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8TMRjSpSoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RKKVQkRnTU

>>65610848
Post pic of the view from your window.

>>65610889
Mexico plays a lot of its games in the US because it banks out here. If the game us in California it's a Mexico home game 2bh. It's depressing when the game is in LA and the crowd is throwing shit at US players

>you know remember that time a Mexican fan threw a cup of piss at Landon Donovan at estadio azteca

>>65610927
Seriously? I love that song.

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If you don't live in a red area you are uncultured swine

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>>65610790
I read recently that Canadian Amerindians are 3 times more likely to commit crimes than American blacks.
That is fucking amazing
African Americans are world famous for their law breaking nature, but are only a third as criminal as Canadian aboriginals.