/brit/

AMERICA

anime

You should all get one 2bh

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

just bricked my pantaloons

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

Anime was a mistake

drank a pint of beer about 3 hours ago

am I alright to take 20 mg valium?

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>4chan Pass user since September 2012.

This thread needs more _____

>>65607748
Maybe

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>>65607740
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>65607688
>>65607707
rice crispies

>>65607748
are you being serious right now

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Rate my aesthetics

>>65607715
I have four pass accounts (need to be renewed though), all originating around 2013

I should sell them, make a bloody killing

4chan Pass user since September 2013.

hugged a female tonight lads :)

>>65607754
>>65607759
RICE CRISPIES

>>65607678
>Hanging out with qt and fat girl
>fat girl starts warning qt about me, saying she doesn't trust me and to keep an eye on my hands
Bitch I've known both of you for less than a day, stop trying to cockblock me.

>now the newfags from 2012 all going to be acting like oldfags

>>65607799
She's probably just salty that you're not interested in her.

Shan't be reading your post unless you're passposting

4chan Pass user since March 2016.

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which king george was the best king george?

>>65607762
>>65607763
r I c e

>>65607799
sounds like a mentaller

>>65607787
yes

I'm guessing yes

>>65607799
they always do this

they are just butthurt because they know they will never be a romantic option

>>65607818
>tfw been here since 2011 but never got a pass

>>65607818
If they got a pass in 2012 chances are they'd been posting before then. People wouldn't buy a pass unless they'd been posting for a while.

I was here since about 2008? I think. Either way when passes were announced I absolutely jumped on that shit.

>>65607799
Fat women are worse than Satan.

>>65607763
you know it's true

>people actually bought 4chan passes

H O W L I N G

>people are paying to post in this shithole

who /boughttheirpassbecausetheyhadsparebitcoins/ here?

>>65607823
That's the thing though, I know how to deal with the fat cunts. You flirt with them just enough that they think they're the one you're interested in. I think she got worried because she was in the front seat of a car and I was in the back with my arm around the qt's shoulder. Can't prepare for every eventuality I suppose.

Always really used to associate the smell of her detergent with her. Smelt stronger than her perfume, a sort of soft chlorine smell. Not quite sweet but sort of airy in an artificial way. I miss that smell, lads. That feeling

cat's trying to climb on me

>I spend money on 4chan

what the fuck are you doing? I don't care how cheap it is, its the principle. Jesus

>>65607896
Smash that little piece of shit out of da floor

I'm an autistic virgin beta but even to me the fact that people actually pay for 4chan passes is crinegworthy as fuck

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>why yes, I did shell out some of my hard earned cash so I could save 5 seconds when posting on an anime image forum

>>65607937
me on a night out

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can hear the runts squealing that their masters spent money on "4 Chain" instead of their food for the week, pitiful

>>65607826
since nobody answered i'm going with King George IIV, because he reigned for 60 years and was well liked by his people

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Tits lads desu

>4chan Pass user since x
What the fuck?

>all these mad as fuck captcharunts
sad

>its another canadian tries to fit in episode

*yawns*

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>People can actually get lad with that money but instead the spend it to a chinese cartoon web forum.

Went to church on Saturday night instead of Sunday, the Priest was making jokes about Yank politics and an old woman in a Clinton pantsuit was leading the singing, she was terribly off key. Also I got the number of a really cute Paki girl (one of the lighter skinned ones, she might be half) that smelled amazing. Had an actual conversation with her over tea that wasn't just about vapid shite. Feeling pretty good about it 2bh. Maybe /gf2016/ is a go after all.

>>65607937
>posting on an anonymous North Korean claymation forum at half 2 in the morning on a Saturday night
>"""""""hard earned cash"""""""

>>65608001
>implying implications

>>65607937
>captcha
>taking 5 seconds

more like 2, I just skip the odd German words ones (legacy)

>not using some of your benefits to improve the one thing you do in life, shitpost on /brit/

Going to that house party I told you about earlier. Hope im not too autistic

I used to think getting "wankered" would help me be normal, like a retard. Finally realiSed that only drinking a few beers is the best way to be social.

>>65608001
G E T L A D
E
T
L
A
D

hey

4chan Pass user since December 2014.

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>>65608003
>church
>Paki

>>>/qa/703680
>>>/qa/703680
>>>/qa/703680

Me

>>65607799
This actually happened to me with my last gf and it basically destroyed our relationship. She basically questioned every little thing I did and I constantly had to explain myself.
Never dating a girl with an ugly friend again, they are vicious.

>>65608037
Honestly thinking about it this way makes me think I should get a pass

woke up quick, at about noon
just thought that i had to be in compton soon

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>>65608132
ahh yes

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/blackgf/ inbound

>>65608095
OP there has superbly baited the runts

very good, carry on

its funny how libtards make fun of trump for his non anglicised name when his family was literally forced by society to change it because of culture norms

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>>65608132
>This guy is wasting oxigen

>>65608078
You'd be surprised, a large number of the Asian immigrants we get in Canada are Christians. She was from here, though.

>can be born any race
>born native american

JUST OOoowowowoowowwo

>>65608160
Liberals hate the Irish as they're proof whites can be oppressed.

why are black people so ugly? why do they have nonexistant chins and jawlines? why do they have absolutely zero facial definition? how do girls find them attractive?

>>65608177
You've already posted this you twat.

>>65608160
did anyone take "drumpf" seriously? i thought it was a joke but apparently it was meant to hurt him

>>65608182
stop being racist lad

>>65608181
Only if they were naughty

>>65608191
stop being racist

have a cold and i don't want to go to bed cos i can tell tomorrow i'll wake up feeling really shit

>>65608204
all im doing is pointing out facts

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>>65608182

Fuck off Elliot

Is this visible pass thing permanent?

>>65608191
he posts it every night like the whinging welfare baby he is

>>65608177
STFU, Feel-Sorry-For-Me

>>65608182
Big benis

NEED a qt swarthy Portuguese gf lads

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There's a leaf in my thread.

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>>65608242

Our Dabbing united will destroy the capitalist system

>>65608265
what about yanks

HE BOUT TO DO IT

*DABS*

*scuttles away*

I'm stressed about nothing again. Need to calm down

*pulls a pair of calipers out of briefcase*
*measures various facial features of a black man*
as you can see, these features are not attractive

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>tfw to overqualified for every job in the planet because of my huge IQ
you think being a genious is good? it has it's downsides too..

>disappear for 2 years
>come back
>all the old lads are gone
serves me right Tbh

>>65608276
god-tier by comparison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng

The dog

there's a yank in my thread
dear liza dear liza
there's a yank in my thread
dear liza, a yank
then call him a fat cunt
dear henry dear henry
then call him a fat cunt
dear henry, a cunt

>>65608294
>genious

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>>65608310
oh gosh

Pls I need some you's. Help me

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Me just busting out a quick nae nae before bed

>>65608327
ah, what the h*ll, I have a couple to spare

>>65608325
newcunt

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>>65608327
what's it like living in a country with such a long history? do you a lot of time learning about your country in school?

>>65608334
do or did people actually follow this shitty trend in the UK?

◙═══╬

>>65608370
delete this one please

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who /drinkingkillabrit/ here?

8=====D ~~~~ O:

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>>65608380
'no'

>>65608373

dont think so. I only ever saw it online desu but normies do know about dabbing and my mates referenced ti a bunch ona night out last week

niggers are vile

>>65608346
Been here for 5 years

>>65608380
>>65608357
haha he actually did it
the absolute madman

business idea: 4chan passes, but free

>>65608373
The UK is basically little America at this point
We consume all your media

I wouldn't be surprised if the London youth say "candy" instead of "sweets"

>>65608403
bit racist that

>>65608422
a brit girl told me that she hears some groups say ass instead of arse. or use them interchangeably

>>65608422
people over here don't even realise they're using yankisms anymore. i used to work in a bar and so many people would say "can i get X" as opposed to "can i have X" despite the former being as yank as it gets

>>65608430
Sometimes the truth hurts.

Not liking this new pass gimmick lads, please keep it out of my /brit/ in future or I'll be forced to take action.

Business idea: Nintendo

>>65608422
>I wouldn't be surprised if the London youth say "candy" instead of "sweets"
the fact that this would be one of the only remaining cultural divisions between us and the states is quite telling. I think most english speaking countries are pretty much quite homogenous at this point

>>65608440
>>65608422
i'm sorry

*pledges allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, the greatest nation on earth. P.S God bless america, the beautiful home of the free amen*

>>65608439
Yeah they do that know
I think it's because "arse" is too British and Yanks are cool

Business idea: Charge the government to house criminals in a large facility.

>>65608440
yeah never even noticed that. I was about to say I use both, but I definitely almost always say "can I get"

>>65608370
Not enough, considering the long history that my country has in its back.

Also, thanks for the (you)

going to bed

Not liking this new yank gimmick lads, please keep it out of my /brit/ in future or I'll be forced to take action.

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Got a sty yesterdy

it fucking hurts

Business idea: outsource all prisons to Serco

>>65608508
i got one when I was in cancun and I shagged a girl bareback on the beach

>>65608439
desu I say ass but its nothing to do with yanks and more to do with the fact it rolls of the tongue more smoothly than arse which feels like I'm going out of my way to prnounce the "r"

more of a soft H sound

ahhs

When do we get an edit feature so I can thank people for awarding me with 4chan gold?

business idea: gas pakis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORBq7YoiQU
makes me feel a bit sick to watch 2bh

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got a splinter and it won't come out

>>65608530
hmmm seems a bit like you wanted to post this to brag 2bh mate

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people are out driving their fast cars around

one just went by going at least 150mph

it sounded like a corvette

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Gfs been drinking tonight. Gonna try and bum her when she gets here because she's a lot more suggestable when she's pissed

Business idea: abolish capitalism through proletarian revolution and transition to communism

>>65608567
what no I don't brag? The only time I bragged is when I talked about the time I fucked 3 girls in 3 days in Ibiza

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>>65608472
>>65608473
More proof that the UK is USA 2.0

>>65608583
howling at this post. i know its fiction, but good lad

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who here
/equestrianclass/

you plebs, proles and patricians can git fucked

>>65608583
some good lad has probably been loosening her up for you already la

What the fuck is a genuine smile?

>>65608604
what are they trying to do here? How do they think this will effect the US? Or are they trying to change things in the UK too?

>>65608574
I passed a cop car going the other way going 55 in a 30 zone on my way home and they didn't even turn around or do anything lmao

alri

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>>65608604
>we all wear the scar

>>65608607
100% serious. She's on her way to my flat right now

>>65608629
>cop car

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>>65608604
theyre doing this shit here too
they just hate cops, that's it

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remembering the train hopping expedition i went on 3 years ago from NY to Wyoming

>>65608604
Told you you're proto-yanks.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

>>65608626
apparently racism is a thing in the UK

I think it's just foreigners with paranoid schizophrenia not understanding what banter is

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>>65608604
To show "solidarity" and apparently because black people are stopped for no reason and the police are killing them in jail

Which is rubbish

>tfw remember learning about MLK in school when I was young
>I used to feel good about myself knowing that I'd be one of the whites marching with him
>Tfw I think about it now and really doubt I would've even considered it

Not even racist. Just dont think I would've cared enough to get involved like that

>>65608657
hmm, just found that picture when i googled "runt"

>>65608671
ah alright then no worries lad
*walks off and asks someone else*

whoa

>>65608687
its not me tbf. thats from a reddit about train-hopping and being homeless

passposting test

dumb pirate frogposter

>>65608686
I was raised racist so I wouldn't of hsd this problem lmao

Thinking of making a bet. What can I bet on that guarantees me money?

͏ ▲
▲͏ ͏▲

feel like doing a cry

>>65608685
ok serious moral problem

>black people in X location commit more crime
>because of this crime prevention and law enforcement workers are more inclinced to suspect black folk of crime
>black people get searched and shit more often because of this

who is in the wrong?

is it the racism driving them to cause more crime or are their crimes causing the racism?

>>65608737
hillary winning

>>65608719
Does it show up lads?

>>65608690
Would never happen

>>65608727
Online works when Pedro does it

>>>/tv/74900018
>>>/tv/74900018
>>>/tv/74900018
>>>/tv/74900018
>>>/tv/74900018

>>65608737
hillary winning

a mass shooting in the US in the next 6 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V990AVdHiU

>>65608754
No

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Business idea:convert to Judaism and join the international banking cartel

>>65608772
Craig Ferguson sucks arse as well lad

>>65608809
craig ferguson has a fair bit of swag desu i reckon he'd have the best shot of fucking the qt actresses out of all of them

MY BRAIN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN


what're ya top three faovurite ramones songs??

1) chain saw
2) today your love, tommorrow the world
3) bonzo goes to bitburg

>>65608749
>>65608779
>hillary winning

what makes you so sure?

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>>65608802
we are all memberts of the human race

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always laugh at this

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parents are talking about how bad black people have and how it's all white people's fault again lads

(We're white)

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>ramones

asked this one really hot girl who worked at the supermarket where the dark chocolate was one day and then she was like "and if you want some almonds to pair that with there over there"


she was a food genius because like... theyre a snack thats greater than the sum of its parts.... it just has like a really good synergy ya know.... fuck i want to marry that hot girl so she can give me more food tips.... like to play her ass like a bongo naw mean..... shit....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvDc9dZUts

boppin

getting me in the mood for some big L

Watching match of your da

>>65608913
They're right though

>>65608899
>And then in the World Cup semi-final, Brazil, at home, in front of a packed stadium filled with their fans. Lose, 7 (SEVEN) - 1.

Literally could not write this.

>>65608920
chocolate covered almonds arent some niche snack only the NWO know about hahaha

>>65608913
My parents are both right-wing and casually racist hahahah

there is absolutely nothing worthy of salvation on the whole mcdonalds menu bar the cheeseburgers

>>65608920
uhmm did you tried to invite her to go out with you or something?

question for the yanks

which gun of yours is your personal favourite and why?

might suck my nigger mate off

Didn't wank today lads, I'm hyperactive

>>65608980
mums a corbynite, dad isnt very outspoken about politics but he told me in confidence he voted leave, and he's casually racist all the time

can get a bit awkward haha

>>65608985
their grilled chicken burgers are unreal desu

centipedes are one of the most brutal animal types on earth

haha, you know what they say - when in Rome!

*hangs myself*

>>65609002
my custom 772-hydropaunic revolver 365 that my grandpapi got me when i turned 13

>>65609011
hey how are you chavista?

>>65609029
really?


now so

>>65609002
Rifle: AR-15 because it's fun as hell to shoot, ammo is cheap and plentiful, and because of the large aftermarket you can mod them out til your heart's content and spend as much or as little as you like

Handgun: Glock 19 because it's literally perfection in firearms form

went out last night lads

felt like a fucking fedora the entire time tbf

>>65609032
hahaha howd the gimmick go last night

>>65609065
go watch monster bug wars and get back to me

they literally never lose

>>65609029
man there isn't anything gnarlier than crocodiles

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kek

>>65608980
My parents are both leftists who hate immigrants, the French, Americans, and the rich.

>>65609092
why? were you harshly judging all the normies due to your insecurity?

>>65609081
>glocknade

lmao

>>65609029
What about praying mantis? These motherfuckers are Earth demons

>>65609116
Sound like good sorts

>>65608980
It sucks having liberal parents especially when they think they're so much smarter and enlightened than everyone else because of it

I'm hoping to move far far away from them come the new year

>>65609029
>>65609065
Watch Japanese bug fights on YouTube. The centipede is a bad ass but the king of the bug fights was this giant cricket which would destroy everything in its path

>>65609108
>monster bug wars


fuck that sounds awesome, definitely watching this before bed....

tired

>>65609116
Adopt me

>>65609112
I know they can also play the "ancient unchanged apex predator card" but sharks>crocdilians

did you know sharks are older than trees

>>65608980
Dad is an outspoken turbo-rorke who hates Muslims and voted leave

He's a respectable London barrister though, so he has to hide his power level kek

bugs are basically fucking aliens that live on earth

>>65609134
I considered mantis extensively before making this post and I do not feel I was wron in my statement

Not to discredit the mantis, they are stone-cold face eating cunts

>>65609147
jumping jack ant vs hunstman spider is the obligatory first watch to introduce you to the series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KWJC7RKykE

>>65609119
no but i couldnt join in with them shouting facebook memes and so on

i always feel like im cut from a different cloth to them but then when I spend time with different people I feel the same

me BTFO

JUST

>>65609130
Have you ever actually seen a firearm in real life let alone shoot one?

>>65609027
>mum is a corbynite

did you inherit her stupid genes?

>>65609173
Believe this post entirely

*walks away*

>>65609092
hahaha man hows this for a joke right, worked on the saturday of a long weekend, went in to meet this girl and my mates and none of them answered my calls when i went in after calling them four times each haha ! feeling super anxious i just caught the bus back home hahah

imagine if that happened i'd be a super big LOSER right? haha shoot me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_harvesting_from_Falun_Gong_practitioners_in_China

Ah yes, "the" Chinese

>>65609224
seen yes, shot no.

but I was clearly joking so dnt get to angry bby x

>>65609182
we're the aliens tbqhwyf

More like Comrade Corbachev

>>65609214
I get what you mean

I've had both my brother and a mate of mine try to start talking about memes and such and I always just pretend I have no idea what they're talking about

The thought of talking about the Internet IRL just makes me cringe

>>65609250
bare grim, have you spoken to them since?

I'd hook them if i were you

>>65609265
I know lad just giving you a hard time :*

>>65609163
really? like modern trees or fuckin tree palms or something? that's a pretty fair call they're fucking ballistic, sharks are awful hahah

forgive my ignorance on the topic

>>65609240
no
brother did

why do you ask

>>65609315
have you asked her if she genuinely believes he can win a general election?

>>65609135
>>65609156
They never vote though, they're like the equivalent of working class northern Brexit voters.

>>65609250
wtf what dog cunts

>>65609307
like trees on the whole

when sharks first came about trees and flowers literally did not exist

it was all mosses and self replicating plants like ferns

>>65609335
Shut up you fedora tipping twat

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>>65609285
fucking spastic mates got to buy some md off me and the alleged human female is fucking copping it, serves me right for being interested in a bloody mentalist but she's super cute and has an ancient history degree

have a funny photo for the (uoY)

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>Saturday night

Why are you here?

*turns up the volume on the /brit/ karaoke machine*
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A
HEARTBREAKER
IS IT A LESSON THAT I
NEVER KNEW

>>65609335
no

I dont really much care whether she thinks he can or he cant

doubt she cares much either

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>Shut up you fedora tipping twat

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CAN'T EVEN BLINK WITHOUT PAIN IN THAT EYELID

who /billynomates/ here?

>its a flatmate just walked in on me having sex with her friend episode
>its her and her friend are in the other room arguing in whispers but i can hear everything they are saying because the houses have paper thin walls episode.

ah yes.

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>>65609344
how horrifying, heres this bloke getting bit by a white shark off south australia

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>student loser corbynite fucking ugly stupid fat twat

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
MY LOVE FOR YOU

>>65609415
lel what're they saying

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>>65609360
>md
>ancient history degree

the state of the youth these days shaking my head

>>65609415
storm out crying and shout "I DO HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW" then run back to your room crying and slam the door


>>65609426
pretty much one of the scariest things possible, shark jaws, (especially whites) are utter madting

>>65609415
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>>65609360
>ancient history degree MD user

i can literally see her in my 3rd eye now hahaha no idea why'd you even bother with such a runt

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>>65609426
aftermath

>>65609486
runt minds act alike

>>65609338

HE IS POSTING THEM

>tfw you have to do a 3000 word essay on Greek agriculture but you're coming down off 12 hours of MD

>>65609462
i dont take drugs anymore just doing a favour for a so-called mate

as if a cute girl with an ancient histoy degree whos currently studying law isn't cool

>>65609519
Well janny cleaned that up quickly

>>65609532
wait

is her name Shannon

>>65609519
Hm?

>>65609452
my flatmate is telling her that she is being irresponsible by sleeping with me and its not fair on her because it makes it awkward, or "awks" as she keeps saying....

>>65609505
is he okay?

>>65609550
no but i knew this sheila called shannon in year 11-12 who had huge tits

cannot imagine how much of an absolute runt you have to be to study anthropology or theology or history

bugs (hemiptera) are actually only 1 out of 29-32 insect orders

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>>65609572
ah yes

are you the lad who frequents La Ruche on the reg?

>>65609532
what uni?

>>65609587
history is actually one of the most classy degrees

its very hard too

Ah yes

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/782190328258322432

>>65609587
historys really cool

remind me how elite your stem or economics course is

im a tradesman anyway so pull ya dick

nematodes lads..

>>65609551
The fucking machines.

He may come back later.

>>65609615
howling

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>>65609609
bricklaying university
>>65609606
im googling it now
nah im form nsw

hows the wild north?

>>65609687
I say this as a stem graduate desu

got massive respect for people who do history

work soon chaps x

*represses the screaming in the back of my head*

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>Why yes, I do pay to learn about history, and I will be unemployed the rest of my life!

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>Bricklayer
creasing

ah yes let's just get a job at some shitty place with nasty managers and annoying coworkers, all just to earn a shitty pay

>>65609734
>>65609723
>>65609712
>>65609709
>>65609699
jelly poorfags?

4chan Pass user since October 2015.

>>65609723
luckily nobody cares about some irrelevant bitter yank on the internet x

>>65609606
i think i'm the lad youre referring to about going to la ruche on the reg ahaha

didnt go out last night tho desu haha

I like how american Netflix shows always make sure to say "I couldn't care less" rather than the dumb yank "I could care less" thing

Computer science here. Am I a runt?

>>65609734
what do you do?

need a little buffting to keep me company in the evenings lads

>yank being being this desperate for a (You)
Wew
Try /pol/, I think the runts there are still sperging out

>>65609778

Nah just a STEMfag redditor hun xxx

>>65609795
hi

4chan Pass user since October 2015.

>>65609778
Yes

Got kicked out of uni and joined the infantry here

>>65609761
haha hello aha

i did but was getting NO lady attention and everyone went to rics so i scrammed! zip!

>>65609778
yes. companies would much rather hire rasheed from univerity of pakistan with a phd in software engineering who will work for 40k a year that a snobby student expecting twice that

>>65609812
>Got kicked out of uni
for what

>>65609799
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>>65609799

new
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>>65609832
>>65609832

>>65609772
one of the few yankisms that triggers me

it literally means the opposite of what they mean