/brit/

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cara

first for anal

karen

>>57445727
bit gay

new dealer is literally called Rasheed

you can't make this up

>>57445718
I'm not
just asking what people think of the concept

red eyes black dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWs4abqdwZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c1Y34vgrI8

>dem simultaneous dance covers

The 'noughties' were mental la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU

>dat original

we wuz rolling stones n elvis n sheeit

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When did Brits become such cucks?

gf's coming home soon and i need to clean up the coffee table or she's going to get mad but i'm not feeling like doing it

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>black "culture"

>>57445787
>2000s: 80s songs get shitty techno covers
>2010s: 80s songs get slowed down

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>>57445735

>He couldn't hack six weeks of being neet

Actual plebian

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>>57445798

>memeing about "we wuz kings" because you know it's really true but aren't intelligent enough to argue with a strong person of colour

>>57445780
shit, now fuck off.

>start with natural ability
>work at it and become elite
>claim "natral ability" and "talent" dont exist and its all hard work

really not a fan of this absolute fucking meme

>>57445720
>2109
Dear god

Do yanks flinch every time they see the word 'cunt' written?

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TRUMP BTFO

I want to break the rules

Yet no ones set them

>>57445768

just fuck off.

>>57445873
I do, it's rather triggering

How many dates do you have to go on and shags you have to have for that bird you're seeing to start becoming your gf?

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>>57445856
hm?

>>57445878
made me think

>>57445813
The funny thing is those blacks wouldn't even have those basic things like clothing and shitty shanty towns without white people

>tfw lisicki tells you to fuck off

>>57445823
If I was independently wealthy I wouldn't work; I'd just read, travel, imbibe and socialise.

But i'm not, and my parents weren't about to put up with me lounging around their house at their expense. So I got a job and moved out.

>david cameron lived in a huge house growing up
>went to an expensive private school
>lived a lavish life at university

how can he claim his dad avoiding tax had no influence on his life? arrogance imo

>>57445813
ooh heck look at the state of that

>>57445911
minimum of 3 dates and 4 shags desu

>>57445941
fuck off

>>57445889
you too

>>57445924
*stealing their technology

correct

>When Lisicki complains about basic/vapid girls, not realising he is the male equivalent

kek

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>>57445924
They would have highly advanced civilisations on the moon if the white man (created by Yakkub out of revenge) hadn't stolen their technology and subjugated them

>>57445914
Truly you are a wizard
In the time before the internet I think you would be a stalker to a local woman

>tfw anon tells you to fuck off

>>57445826
Literal cancer
>>57445827
>Norfolk

Don't you have a sister to fuck?

>>57446011
don't you have to go outside to be a stalker

>>57445950
Where do you live? How much do you pay?

>>57445959
who cares
David Cameron probably won't even still be Prime Minister by the end of the year

>when people still call me Lisicki

mahh nigga

is poleboo here?

I feel like speaking to an equivalent

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>>57445970
>mfw I'm already on 2 dates and 2 shags within 8 days

thats a lot've loyalty for a hired gun

>>57446033
No, I've explained this many times, she is my mother-daughter-wife

>>57446040
yes he will cap this post and laugh at me if he isn't

Feeling like trash desu

What should I do?

>>57445720
this 2bh

>>57446054
it still never does

t. reddit cartoonist

>>57446034
Nah binoculars etc.
Has it ever come up in conversation irl about cara? Wouldn't people find it odd how you know so much about it

>>57446078
put yourself in the dumpster lol

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I want to go out tomorrow but I don't know where to go. When I'm out on my own it just extenuates my loneliness.

just found out that my wife's boyfriend's father is actually my mother's husband

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Done a dream where I met Perfume the other night.

Not had a Kyary dream yet must try harder.

>>57446080
Absolute hypocrite, he claims to be against austerity and for borrowing??

>>57446118
Honestly made me gigle desu :^)

yesterday, my mother had a heart attack and passed away in the ambulance on the way to the hospital
this morning my dog was hit and killed by a car right outside my house
and an hour ago I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant; we're both seniors in high school
I really don't know what to do, I've never thought of suicide before, but I don't see another option

>>57446080
Leftists like AAV wanted the Government to take on more debt

why are people acting like the Panama Papers are a surprise?

>>57446035
640/pcm no bills, E1

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>people who think tories and labour aren't one in the same

Pineal gland status: Calcified beyond repair

>>57446155
start taking female hormones

>>57446080
really like aav posts haha

>>57446074
Is it true that the prostitutes in Norfolk give family discounts?

>>57446129
somewhere in scotland, it's the least densely populate part of the country

imagine having a mum or dad haha

>>57446112
don't think theres binoculars strong enough to look at either london or paris from my house 2bh
and if somehow she gets brought up i'm pretty well in hiding my powerlevel

>>57446155
Is this bait or are you being serious

>>57445832
yea yea whatever
I'll wait until the bitter teenagers have gone to sleep

>>57446182
because they give exact names even though privacy was promised instead of the vague knowledge that rich people are avoiding tax

>>57446232
i'm not baiting, i'm just completely lost

>>57446220
If that's true then I'll have to have a few words and get a refund

Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CKdaVgIYQ

Cant believe i used to dislike this song

>>57446235
i'll stay up all night just to tell you to fuck off again lad

>>57446268
good post, I stand enlightened.

this golf shit really shouldnt be on /int/ if im honest

literally a /b/ game

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Went to the baseball game last night, was comfy af

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> Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

I know I'll get down voted but I really wish schools would teach students to speak a "nicer" form of English which is a polite way of saying middle class white English from the south east. There are so many different accents and most of them sound horrible.
I know everyone is so proud that every other road has an accent in this country so it'll never change though.

>>57443831

Anyone got the schematics of Bantchester from last night?

>>57446330
home of the what? I need to know

>>57446224
wow how r u so smart x lol !

>>57446284
Alri listen fammo

What are the chances of your gf having an abortion?
Sorry about your mum, my dad died suddenly so I know what it's like - it will get easier, likewise with your woofer
Is your dad still around?

>>57446196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtiTNHPfyo

Why doesnt everyone just set up an off shore company to avoid tax?

>>57446330
NHL and MLB are the only acceptable yank sports desu

>>57446344
U wot

Are there any drugs that you can take everyday that make you relaxed and have no side affects which are not weed, benzos, cigarettes?

>>57446356
?

the lush life's given me a rush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew

>>57446355
Home of the brave, mate

>190cm master race is here
Insufferable

>>57446368
my dad's still around
i don't think abortion is an option, and even if it was, we would both have to live with the fact that we had an abortion

>>57446344
nah a neutral white middle class accent, not that gay south east home counties shite

>>57446407
Atlanta?

may have just said goodbye to my grandma for the last time ://

>>57446402
what horrible nigger music

>>57446423
Why is abortion not an option?
I think it will be a lot easier than you think to get over it, especially the easier you do it

aljazeera vs russia today?

talking about the english language version of both obviously

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:/

>>57446389
me in the middle with a shirt and a mac

>>57446436
thick

game was in oakland btw

>>57446476

RT obviously.

I have dark dry marks on my neck. Been told to use aloe vera gel on them to get rid of it but unsure which to buy. Any recs?

it annoys me people cant quite live up to my standards

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>>57446481

>Be browsing my matches
>Hey she's cute
>"I'm currently in an open relationship"
>She is not cute

wonder what its like as a white lad in south africa

My dad said he went on business once and the lads there were really bitter saying the british government had abandoned them

they lived in some fuck off luxury gated community though so cant be that bad lol

>>57446442
delete this

i've been vomiting for the past 5 days. why is this happening?

>>57446328
never said it was an /int/ game
just a generic 4chan forum game like Risk is

just Risk is too random and there's barely any input so it gets boring, I want to make a game that at least has a little more "strategy"

>>57446528
delete yourself you useless nigger

forgot it was DayOfTheWeek

>>57446476
>Qatari Propaganda or Russian propaganda


hmm...

>>57446356
Oh, I get it; you're a cretin.

>>57446155
Things get worse before they get better, theres always light at the end of the tunnel

>>57446389
Finally, something that can make Britain great again

>>57446518
its 2016

>>57446527
Every single bit of footage of white people I've seen in SA they're rich as fuck and live in beautiful gated communities. Apparently the violence out there is so bad that they have armed guards outside everyone's community

>>57446548
Yeah which is better though

there is a scale, things arent either "good" or "bad"

>>57446512
Am I supposed to know who that is?

>>57446143
was i in any

>>57446581
Just b urself :^)

>>57446639
shes some yank child actor, does it really matter though?

Anyone want to cuddle? Anyone at all? Please...

2016 Is 1/3 over

do all females have shitty and annoying personalities?

>>57446670
>irish education

burger or pizza?

>>57446155
>gf
font

>>57446714
Only the ones you're attracted to

someone come to middlesbrough and head down town with me

>>57446623
aljazeera is generally pretty good
you just have to remember where its coming from

really though a mix of sources including RT and others is best.

Watching aljazeera from the ferguson protests

wewlad the american police are absolutely mad, look like the army armoured trucks with mounted machine guns etc

>>57446425
BBC English would be best, it's basically standard British English, it sounds nice and is understood by everyone. It's embarrassing when abroad to see people with really thick disgusting accenting talking to people.

Harder than an erection in biology class

>>57446714
Naa, just your mum

>>57446728
BURGER

>>57446527
went there on holiday to see family and yeah it seems like every white person lives in a gated community (w/ armed guards) that has black people doing all the jobs in it (they all had black cleaners and gardeners that i saw). it's so weird driving 5 minutes down the road from that luxury and seeing massive slums and having to be careful at red lights in case you get car jacked

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Full of steak and wine, she passed out early again, guess I'll watch netflix or something.

>>57446779
any good tips on defrosting a burger efficiently m8? that was what I was inclined towards as well

>>57446794
Theres another man shes seeing

They call him the bull

Pretty sure my voice is actually monotone most of the time desu.

>>57446819
me, the wife, and the wifes son

>>57446819
WHY IS THAT CUNT ON THE RIGHT ON TV

Anyone here a cyclist? Just out of curiosity how feasible would a 200 kilometre or more round trip be spread out over the course of a week?

>>57446794
why do you keep taking pictures of her you middle aged creep

>>57446852
who is he

>>57446738
hm, maybe.

>>57446771
haa, rudeboi

>>57446863
You answered your own question

not sure why i booked a dentist appointment for 9:50am really

that was incredibly silly of me

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>>57446819

>>57446853
3-5 hours a day for 7 days.

>>57446878
one of those briddish youtube boys

>>57446810
depending on how thick the patty is you could just toss it on the skillet frozen

sometimes forget white people live in america haha

*runs fingers through your hair lovingly*

>>57447019
lol stop touching my butt

>>57446641
Nah, was like their international manager running about trying to organise a short notice surprise gig. Very stressful.

>>57447019
Bit queer

Went a bit autistic today lads
>started feeling hyper and excited
>sprint into the kitchen
>been watching Naruto recently
> get great idea
>tie my tie around my head
>get knife
>run jump, plunge the knife into a bean bag
>little white balls everywhere
>its the funniest thing ever
>laughing like an absolute mad man
>jump up
>WEW LAD MY LIFES GREAT
>sidenote: my lifes shit
>cant contain my excitement
>punch a wall
>suddenly decide to get stoned
>buy weed
>tell /brit/ what happened

Im a 25 year old man, who owns a house and has a job. Literally what is wrong with me.

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Business idea: get really stoned tomorrow and watch Crossroads

>>57447079
stop reading at today

>>57447079
mixed feelings about this post

>>57447079
chemical imbalance, talk to your doctor about the many pharmaceutical treatment options available

>>57447070
Yeah...

>>57447079
by far the best post of the day

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REEEEEE

This is even worse than the whole boston tea thing.

hate this country. they spit the dummy over anything to do with imports exports. it's my life . you cunts

>>57447079
>watching Naruto recently
>what is wrong with me

Answered your own question haha

>>57447079
Manic depression or whatever its called now.

>>57445878
Maybe what we need is another Hitler.

>owning a house at 25
fuck me that's so good

>tfw parents are nearly 50 and still paying off mortage
haha

if you were gonna compare him to anyone trump is more like mussolini

>>57447079
usually when I have a lot of energy I just work out
but I've never felt like a spastic like this

How do you not get depressed on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday?

They're all shit days.

>>57447243
how exactly?

more like Napoleon/Caesar if anything

*gently strokes your lips*

utopia IS THE greatest british show of all time but was axed

At least we've got gogglebox

What are the odds of getting a woman pregnant after one time unprotected sex? She was 39 btw.

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>>57447243

>>57447330
relatively low.

Being 39 however, 50/50

>>57447329
>gogglebox
utter pleb

>>57447303
By never having a job so every day bleeds into one long sunday teatime.

>>57447318
i meant if you were gonna compare him to a fascist leader

>>57447214
who are you talking about

>>57447214
I meant i dont live with my parents

>>57447160
>>57447121
Fucking fantastic
Im bipolar now, very impressive
Just what i needed; an incurable mental illness

>>57447303
There are people who aren't depressed on those days?
And Thursday, Friday, Saturday?

>>57447068
most disappointing do better in future

going to bed meself now because want/need to do some words on dissertation tomorrow

good nite

>>57447382
people who call him a fascist are usually pretty stupid though and just shout thinks without thinking

>>57447383
>>57447079

>>57447318
how is he like nappy/caesar lmao

Sargon is so based

>the world doesn't revolve around me

whoa...

i know at least one of you's guys masturbated today

come on, which one of you's was it? come forward. we wont judge ya

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>>57447415
night

>>57447330
Pretty low, fertility in women drops off massively once they are in their late 30s.

day power rankings:

1. friday
2. saturday
3. sunday

POWER GAP

4. wednesday
5. thursday
6. monday
7. tuesday

>>57447510

not me hehe x

>host a weekly boardgames thing at my place for 4 other friends
>"hey guys how about we go out this week?"
>"are you fucking joking anon"
Goddamnit

>>57447415
nighty night x

>>57447500
oh
my
god

>>57447534
saturday is by far the best day, got the good parts of friday and sunday combined imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2B1FZhy2rk
>American interviewers

>>57446143
shut the fuck up about all your chingo chango pop bullshit

>>57447500
it actually does 2bh, we just tell you it doesn't so that it doesnt get to your head

>>57447415
Very good working on something to facilitate me giving you your reward

nite x

*holds you tight*

>>57447534
>monday not last

Mondays are god-tier if you have the day off though

Cheeky british only skype chat

get in here

https://join.skype.com/qFRGYTWvyPcE

>>57447575
mondays are ok because you are full of energy and ready to face the week ahead!

Good night lads
*passes baton to Aussie posters

day 5 of no weed


status: mildly bored

>>57447564
It did go to my head though, and now the revelation has made me suicidal

*self-terminates*

>>57447632
DUDE

morning lads

>>57447626
*takes baton*

>>57447554
You just don't know when to stop do you Amer

>>57447632
Your pineal gland is calcifying

Thoughts on americas drone war in pakistan?

@57447564
>replying to a half hour old post

kys

>>57447660
morning x

>>57447632
It never gets better, there's a very good reason that since the dawn of man we've been working on ways to get off our tits

Will the poshest Brit please stand up?

krakow vs warsaw lads?

>>57447441
more Caesar really
>wealthy noble/elite
>leader of the populist movement
>massive backing by the plebeians
>plans to give land/jobs to Roman citizens rather than have slaves do them (illegals) which makes rich landowners angry
>plans to halt incursions by barbarians/foreign nations
>hated by everyone, even his own party/class
>great leader within the nation's main source of power (Military for Rome, Finance for America)
>wants massive reform as the old democratic system is no longer sufficient for new realities.

>>57447672

yes

>>57447616
not me mate!!!! haha I start off the week feeling exhausted and my energy slowly builds towards the weekend when I shuffle out to town with the lads

watching RT for the first time ever after watching aljazeera for the first time ever, didnt even know you got them on freeview

Business idea: sell easter eggs when its not easter

I think theres a market for it

>>57447500
you are everyone and everyone is you

>>57447728
Not been to warsaw but I liked krakow, and there's a qt there as well

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We can download films, music, software, drugs. Why can't we download money?

>>57447732
Small point but caesar was relatively poor for a noble

>>57447732
Fair analogy actually but
>plans to halt incursions by barbarians/foreign nations
>literally took the entirety of France for himself (IIRC wanted Britannia too)

>>57447672
Don't bitch when we bomb you back

>>57447820
you can, just need to find a way to print it well enough

>>57447795
you are the one

we are the one

always on your side

>>57447820
>what is Bitcoin

Fucking fool

when is pancake day?

Have i missed it?

>>57447784
seeing loads of stuff i didnt see on sky/bbc

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>>57447836

>>57447866
yeh lol

>>57447820
call me when we can download gfs

>>57447866
dunno lol x

>>57447862
>hurr muhhh ebin internet club money

fuck off it's not even relevant

@57447836
>we

@57447905
it is if you like drugs

>>57447820
you can download drugs?

>>57447534
>this absolutely disgusting list
day power rankings:

1. friday
2. saturday
3. Thursday

POWER GAP

4. wednesday
5. Tuesday
6. Sunday
7. Monday

>>57447971
this 2bh

business idea: fancy buttplugs for cats so you don't have to look at their buttholes all the time

>>57447971
>sunday being low
>thursday being top tier

kill yourself

>>57447534
>>57447971

friday
wednesday
saturday
sunday
thursday
monday
tuesday

based on student nights for me anyway

Business idea: Set up a facebook page asking for money. Everyone does it. Everyone gets money.

Just fixed Socialism.

Explain the stereotypes of North and South Englanders

>>57447828
Trump is a pretty shoddy billionaire
>>57447830
because Germans and hostile Gallic nations were attacking Roman allies/interests
taking Gaul established a stable border with Germania which would hold for centuries

he also wanted to go East to get revenge on the Parthians

>>57445720

good lad, post lewd now

might go to sleep

need to be awake in 9 hours

>>57447992
weird

>>57447784
Prepare for rapid decalcification of your pineal gland and subsequent third eye opening.

>>57448079
>>>/hr/cara

really enjoy all this syrian civil war footage/videos tbf lads

just got linked here

whats this about

>NSW government installing women only carriages in trains because all men just can't help but rape women

ahhh yes

radiohead's jigsaw is about to play lads

>>57448055
they feel no special culture because it's infested with pakies so make up something about there being a difference between south and north when really it's all a shithole

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>it's a Click verify once there are none left episode
>keep reloading because they're unsolvable
>get a sign captcha
>very clearly select the correct pictures but it still fails me
>have to refresh the page and make my post again because the captcha literally does not solve

These REALLY need to fuck off

think i may have some form of mental illness lads

>>57448111

cheers

>>57448165
starting to understand why feminists like Islam

>>57448186
>not using legacy captchas
>not having a GoodGoy pass

>>57448173
>being from a "country" so irrelevant that it's never even mentioned
>literally having no culture accept from having sex with sheep

>>57448165
is this real? im sure jeremy corbyn suggested this a few months ago and got slated for it

>not being legacy

newfag detected

>>57448165
holy shit


i would love to be the one guy who sneaks into the women only carriage


(also, i dont think mentally healthy women would like to be in a women-only zone. it lowers their chances of getting fucked)

Had a wank in a condom today.

>>57448253
desu clicking is much easier most of the time, especially with one hand and in the dark

>>57448186
they arent even unsolvable

literally get it right first time every time

get the green tick on first try with all of the new captchas and its way quicker than legacy captcha 2bh

>>57447971
>tuesday above sunday

>>57448253
in what? runescape or some shit like that?

>>57448253
Give me a song lad, u seem to know best

>>57448240
>having no culture

senpai, phone me up when my accent is railing one of your birds again.

Fun Fact: Prior to the script rewrite, the tell me line batman uses was actually going to be used as foreplay between him and diana but was later removed because it was too racy

Bruce: Tell me do you queef?
Diana: *laughs* never.
Bruce: You will.

why are all the RT journos young and english? assumed theyd all be american

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>I'm a full time mum

Aren't you cold? They don't make sweaters like they used to.

bought a samsung galaxy s5 for 100 pounds. spent the last few hours making it look and sound like a pip boy. very pleased with the results.

>I don't read Lisicki's posts in Rhod Gilbert's voice

baka senpai~

>>57448186
oh my god i hate those

(i also solved one instantly as i posted this. still fucking hate them though)

>>57448333
>an accent your culture
you were literally a virgin until you were 19, stop talking about railing girls you autistic fuck

reminder lsicki lost his virginity to a 5/10 in second year (never shagged in freshers kek)

>>57448376
i read them in his voice

>>57448390
he made up for that by shagging her for a good 2 (two) hours

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>>57448352
My sister said this in court

Don't know why she embarrassed herself

>>57448241
ye it's the public transport union calling for it and apparently they're beginning to bring shit in to implement it.

>>57448260
you'd probably be arrested for some retarded bullshit like inciting fear although they will need their own designated guard or some lad will go in and act up.

>>57448224
#idridewithyoubuticantbecauseimamansoidautomaticallyrapeyou

>>57448352
>Works at: yummy mummy

>>57448283
yeah legacy has a shitload of them sign ones which are unsolvable as well..

>>57448296
wouldn't usually respond to this but 10/10 for effort ameribro.

>>57448313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0

what genre u after?

Can we talk about penises again? Pls describe yours. My shaft is thicker than my head.

please describe this man's accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMKCUzxKznc

>>57448352
>graduated from school of life

lets go fucking mental

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>>57448032
>based on student nights for me anyway

Youtube autist exposed >>>/fit/36660511

love lighting matches

nothing beats the feeling of a crisp match strike against the side of a box

anyone else rub their nipples during masturbation?


been doing it for a few years and it feels great, should have been doing it since day 1

sometimes it feels as good as another dick on your chest

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>>57448543

>>57448496
Just over 8 inches long, thick, very slight downwards curve, smooth head just slightly bigger than the shaft. I'm really proud of it desu, it's the most beautiful thing I own.

literally all new captcha ones are solveable you spackers, if you cant do it first try - second at a push everytime urine idiot

if you think it isnt report it, which takes seconds and youll get a new one

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>>57448568

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https://youtu.be/3vqQzRMjYp0

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>>57448611

>>57448565
Yeah, I pinch and pull mine sometimes. You should move onto bum play if you enjoy nipple play though, it's even better.

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here are the fruits of my labour, what do you lads think? >>57448375

>>57448549
kek, remember him posting on misc regularly before he got banned about 5 years ago

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Why the fuck is there a floater in the OP pic?

Only eyes are meant to be able to see this

>>57448538
It's university of life you dozy Bruce

The school is School of Hard Knocks

>>57448636
pretty fucking autistic and shit

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BENTEKKERZ

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>>57448623

>>57448528
English

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>>57448683

>>57448678
haha... cheers.

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>>57448698

>>57448660

>Only eyes are meant to be able to see this

so what am i seeing it with?