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Still wanna buy this senpai edition?
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cara
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4nd for weed and rainy nght
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>>57449314
fatler hheh
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push your luck
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>>57449356
any but 2
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good poll
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>>57449321
this 2bh
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>>57449356
close call between 6 8 and 9
hmmm... im gonna go with 8
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BENTEKKERZ

MMMNEYEHHHH
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>laze around the house for 5 months not doing anything and telling my family i'm applying for jobs
>february comes in, decide its time to sort myself out
>been constantly applying for jobs and getting up early since
>no-one ever replies to my applications
>my mental health is deteriorating

is this karma lads
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>>57449412
get fuckeddddddd you get kpop
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need some top grime lads
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ummmmmmmmmm leftists????????
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>>57449416
whats your favourite uncle pain?
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>>57449428
still cannot comprehend how someone can get rejected for unskilled labor
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Zara
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christ i really do read some fucked up shit on 4chan sometimes

>>>/tv/67907159

can you even stop to imagine this anon writing this
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>>57449428
Are you me?
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>>57449428
>accidentally walk outside
>get job
Are things that rough over there m8
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>>57449531
maybe
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>>57449339
that sounds comf-diddily-iddly

(yes, all americans actually do speak like ned flanders)
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>have hand down my pants
>mom taps up the stairs
>quickly pull out
>mom comes in
>whole area around me smells like balls
hope she didnt notice
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>>57449356
arr rook the same
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Craving cuddles 2bh.
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>>57449524
but some people really do have hot moms

if you had an adorable mom or a really hot one you'd probably secretly feel the same too
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>>57449428
What jobs have you been applying for?
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Something about you makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't
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Any netflix recommendations lads? My house sitter forgot to sign out
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enrichment
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might get a pejazzle haha
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>>57449586
why do gingers always do it for me
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>>57449614
House of Cards
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>>57449621
>twilight
>not livedisplay

enjoy your shitty overlay that doesn't actually work how it should
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>>57449593
i had cuddles today with a qt :3

it's so warm and nice lad, and then when you begin stroking her thighs and arms you just know you both want to lean in to start snogging

it's so nice
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>>57449621
London mentioned
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What internet provider do you lads use?
EE is fucking dogshit
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>>57449612
everything from IT and admin apprenticeships to shelf stacking at aldi
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>>57449614
rush
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>>57449675
BT infinity
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>>57449602
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>>57449676
You need to go shittier
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>>57449675
KPN
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Anyone watched the "Employable me" show on BBC 2?

Top quality aspies on there desu.
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more or less is so based, are tim has great banter
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Just put my ps4 up for sale 2bh
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>>57449675
BT Infinity
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>>57449758
how much
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>>57449759
literally fucking disgusting
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>>57449746
Never seen it, is it good?
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>>57449778
$350
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>>57449571
oh, she did


women can smell balls from a mile away
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>>57449675
comcast
literal monopolistic bullshit and no chance of it changing because there's no way internet service will ever be classified as a utility
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>>57449647
because that are sexy as fuck
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Well hello there, world. I'm a gay furry, and I'm a lion, so hear me ROAR...!! Mew... ;) My chief interest is--no, my two main interests are--no, amongst my many interests would be...

American Gothic, Charmed, Dungeons & Dragons, The DaVinci Code, David Eddings, Disney, Dominic Deegan, Enya, Final Fantasy, Full Metal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Terry Brooks, Lord of the Rings, Loreena McKennitt, Monty Python, the Chronicles of Narnia, oldie music, Phantom of the Opera, Robert Jordan, Savage Garden, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate, Stephen King, The Lion King, The Tenth Kingdom, X-Men, Wicked--and of course, Kung Fu Panda!

Aside from writing one KFP fic, I've also written two fics from the miniseries Tenth Kingdom, a Lion King fic, and one from the video game Chrono Cross that isn't safe for work. ;) I also hope to have my own fantasy novels published one day, and am slowly working on creating a furry medieval comic. I also do role-play from time to time, mainly X-Men and TLK.
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>>57449801
ill give you 80 bucks for it


>>57449675
see >>57449824


im in the same boat.
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https://www.literotica.com/s/inseminating-mom
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>>57449675
sky, never really had any problems and seems fast enough to me
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test
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>>57449801
i'll give ya 150 quid and a years subscription to blacked
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>>57449851
no fuck off
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>>57449658
Stop... please...
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remember that time when you realised you cant trust everything your teachers say and they are quite biased
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>>57449850
poleaboo?
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@all posts in the thread
dont care
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>I enjoy pineapple on my pizza
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>>57449880
>>57449871

>>57449895
Teachers should be periodically evaluated to make sure they don't promote their own political bias 2bh
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>>57449925
fuck off then haha
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>do a poo
>wipes clean
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>I enjoy pineapple on my pizza
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>>57449995
Is a clean bum a rarity?
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All my teachers were left wing but i grew up and went to school in an ex coal mining village

what about your teachers lads
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>>57449995
this is why i shave my butthole
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>tfw even alex has had girlfriends and kissed girls
>tfw the most you've got was a unenthusiastic hug.
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>>57449927
>pineapple
>anchovies
>mushrooms
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>>57450022
hahaha what the fuck is that at his arms
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>>57450022
who's this prime slab of beefcake?
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pineapple? more like gayapple
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>>57450026
holy fuck i agree, can't stand that shit on pizza
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>>57450022
that room looks like a right fucking hovel
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>>57450022
need his pec routine
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https://www.1xrun.com/run/kanye_loves_kanye_-_11_x_17_inch_edition
Thinking of getting one of these desu
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>>57449995
I had loads of monster and junk food yesterday and today my shit was tarry and it took forever to wipe until I felt clean
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>>57450066
https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke/videos
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>mfw I knew who that prime slab of beefcake was already
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dickholes look weird
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>>57450014
All my teachers were left wing, except for the one Tory History teacher and the entire old, turk hating German department. Which was like 3 old women who complained about Turks all day, 6th form was hilarious.
I'm in an industrial northern town that's been Labour since the dawn of time.
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>>57449895
thats the worst

i remember when i realized i was in classrooms where a lot of the students were smarter than the teacher in it and i realized that most of the teachers ive had in my life were emotionally unstable half-wits


most of the teachers in american public school are so bad, its rare to run into a really good one.
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>>57450122
how'd you see one? look in the mirror? hahahahhaha
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Storm could be in this thread as we speak
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>>57449927
im one of those people


dont know why its such a divisive topping
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>when you start to feel a bit tired but you know that come 4am you'll be wide awake
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shot a peter north tier load earlier
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>>57450178
good feel
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>he doesn't have pear on his pizza
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I was I was finnish.
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in 2nd grade the after-school care lady insisted that the letter g only makes a hard g sound (as in "gift"). i knew she was wrong but couldn't think of an example so i just started crying instead
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>>57450191
how is a good feel? do you like having a fucked up sleep schedule?

really hate when it gets to about 4:45 and you're trying to get to sleep before the birdcucks start because you know that once they start it's going to be past 6 before you drop off
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>>57450220
>i knew she was wrong but couldn't think of an example so i just started crying instead

thats adorable 2bh

a lot of adults still do this too
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Checking out the latest memes on r/The_Donald
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>>57450092
Unironically reading all of it
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kill me

LITERALLY KILL ME RIGHT NOW
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>>57450248
I love it
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1 minute into house of cards - I approve.
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>you will never have panamanian offshore trusts set up for you by your super rich parents and live a life of luxury with 0 effort
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I cut myself to pass the time lol
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>>57450287
thats ok

i don't think a lot of rich people are truly happy at all

>>57450278
absolute madman
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>>57450327
Good hobby that
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>>57450327
you should hang out with this guy ---> >>57450277
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>>57450327
cut ur toenails?
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nude by radiohead is my mum
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Please valid my life by telling me saoirse is good looking. Not joking.
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>>57450287
I already have
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>>57450328
>i don't think a lot of rich people are truly happy at all

ah yes living in mansions and driving supercars would surely be incredibly depressing
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>>57450422
BIG
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>>57450178
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>>57450328
>i don't think a lot of rich people are truly happy at all

I'd rather cry in a mansion than in a dingy alleyway behind Greggs
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>>57450174
stupid people hate new things
they are the sort who only order pepperoni and are offended by everything else
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>>57450144
this was a rude comment and i'd like to apologize. i feel bad. i'm sorry anon>>57450122 sometimes my assburgers gets out of control
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>>57450457
It is

*sigh*
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>>57450457
all of that's a bit empty though isn't it?

you could say the same about having the internet
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>>57450328
>i don't think a lot of rich people are truly happy at all


this is just a meme that poor people spew

although i do agree that money can't buy all the things that make a well rounded person like wisdom, maturity, satisfaction with yourself and others, good interpersonal skills, etc. it really does make things a lot easier.


if life is a game they're playing it on an easier setting. and we all want our lives to be a bit easier.
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when was the last time you penetrated a girl lads?
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considering getting into conspiracy theories lads
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>>57450220
what about tough?
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>>57450523
two months ago

>>57450519
what kind?
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>>57450519
This morning.

Had sex with my Korean GF
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How often are you supposed to talk to your gf about your problems/feelings etc? Once a week/month?

She keeps telling me that I seem completely cold/independent of her and that I don't tell her anything.

She says she wants me to /want/ to talk about my troubles but I've never felt that way, ever. Talking about a problem won't solve it, it doesn't help me in any way and the act doesn't comfort me.

What am I supposed to do? Just repeat myself every 2 days and pretend to cry so she can feel motherly?
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>>57450509
>outie
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>>57450509
face needs to be paler to be more convincing desu
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Maybe being super super rich doesnt bring happiness but below a certain income/amount of wealth money will definitely bring you happiness
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>>57450523
bullshit to make stupid useless people think they are part of something without putting any effort in
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>>57450519
ummm, yesterday. yeah, yesterday. haha
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>>57450519
when my father jizzed into my mother and half of my genetic code swam through her
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>>57450514
When you're rich you can buy all the things you want to try and fill the void isn't it
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>>57450519
a few hours ago

first time i'd tried doggy style, really enjoyed it
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>>57450591
just what a paid shill would say (am i doing it right?)
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>>57450601
hot
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YOUZA HOBBYIST
A LOBBYIST
OR A ROBMEIST?!
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>No reply on Tinder from three messages
Ah yes, there's that familiar feeling of sadness and shame again, I'd missed you!
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got a lump at the side, SHIT
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>>57450573
try explaining to her that men and women express their feelings in entirely different ways and that just because you don't share your emotions often that it doesn't mean you don't have feelings for her. emotions will come out when they have to and not when they're forced to come out
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how long before someone sets up a 360 view camera on a quadcopter with a live feed to someone wearing a virtual reality headset
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hahahaha just found out they actually show john greens history shite in american schools
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>>57450518
>if life is a game they're playing it on an easier setting. and we all want our lives to be a bit easier.
yes ok i agree with that

>>57450618
>all the things you want
like what? supercars?
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>>57450573
You're not supposed to set a quota, if she wants you to be more open with her, you probably should. Honesty is good in a relationship, women tend to be more emotional than men and if you talk with her she'll feel closer to you and think that you can trust her. Baby steps.
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you lads seen that picture of soairse?


she has a beautiful body, she should pose nude more often. very statuesque figure and what a great pussy.
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>>57450694
pls say you're joking
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Lads how do I join the alt-right?

I really wanna stick it to those leftists
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>>57450694
>tfw we had a fat tv on a rolling closet thing with VHS
>tfw the tape wouldn't work and the teacher didn't know what to do
good tyms
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>>57450694
i dont know what that is
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>>57450519
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>>57449321

do you really have over 20,000 pictures of her? jesus lad
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>>57450748
>theres a chance yanks on 4chan actually got shown those videos as fact
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>>57450694
Mashallah
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>>57450750
>alt-right
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fucking love mini eggs
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>>57450778
go hard or go home
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>>57450573
I get that once in a while, I just tell her I'm fine and if that stops being the case then she'll be the first to know, then play with her tits a bit.
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>>57450800
kangaroo is fucking ripped
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>>57450762
cmon man! you dont know who this dude is?!
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>>57450815
Wooow
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>>57449626

cheeky squeeze there haha, post more
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>>57450754
we had a TV and VHS player on that they wheeled in too.

>tfw they let you watch a film or cartoons the last day before christmas holidays
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>>57450836
look at how inviting they are

you will never be unsatisfied with mini eggs
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i never seed the torrents i download
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>tfw you want to smash cultural marxism but you're hammer license has expired
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>>57450677

This is more or less what I've tried to explain but she can't seem to accept it/understand.

>>57450715

I've told her most of my deepest secrets and many things about me I've literally never told anyone else. Now I just feel pressured. I have to be in a shit mood like her all the time or I'm just hiding something.
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why is australia considered to be part of "the west" when they're basically in southeast asia?
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>>57450859
Oh wooow
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>>57450860
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>>57450714
>like what? supercars?

A buff ting computer, nice house, nice car, all the food and drink I could ever want etc.

Supercars are just too decadent for me desu
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>>57450891
rasheeds can't into geography
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>>57450866
PLEASE DELETE THIS
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considering pirating enter the gungeon
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in 6th grade my history teacher was morbidly obese and in her last year before retirement and had given up on even pretending to teach. for the last three months of the year we literally just watched the first 45 minutes of mulan every single day while she ate cheetos as she slept.
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>>57450891
same reason Japan isn't

West = European + colonies
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>>57450859
making them look like they still have shit on them is a bit much iah
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>>57450891
cos they white lol
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>>57450860
same lol

someone else will do it, i'm sure

>>57450927
did it make a man out of you?
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>>57450891
why is america considered the leader of the west even though they can't defend two buildings while the British Empire defended their whole empire for centuries?
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>>57450927
almost the same for me with my 10th grade english teacher. she was like 90 years old and never taught us anything. she just read books to us while we slept. it was great
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>>57450866
fucking roastie
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>>57450927
thats amazing
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>>57450958
Yurpe is for gays and losers ONLY
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Kiss me, Hardy
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>>57450904
i think it would make you happy for a few years but eventually it would become the norm and anything less would be unsatisfying and if you were born rich it would've always been the norm

like how we managed just fine with shitty computers before but now if we went back we'd be unsatisfied and yet we aren't really any more happier now that we have good computers
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>>57450962
>>57450927
the best math teacher ive ever had taught us diligently until his last day of work.

men are much better teachers than women haha
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>>57451010
*slaps you across the face*
daddy didn't raise a fucking bender
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>>57449602

>hot moms

FOY
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>>57450866
this is so creepy haha
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>>57451066
it's more like i'm a lazy retard and they put me into the "easy" classes
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>>57451068
Harder, daddy. I want you to give me a concussion. I've been such a bad boy.
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tfw no super qt gf who genuinely loves having sex with you and enjoys pleasuring you on a frequent basis
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why are you posting lewds? bit cross i am
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AAAAAH THE FRENSCH
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>>57451146
by far the most realistic
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I wanna floss with a French girl.
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>tfw saying "drumpf" on /pol/ and triggering all the stormweenies
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got something from china i ordered a while ago on amazon today

only paid like 50p for it as it was an add on item and they still sent it in a jiffy bag haha
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>>57451202
HHHHHHHHH


champagne
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saw my mums tits by accident once
quite traumatic
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think my fetish might be women 2bh
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>>57451227
>>57451229
>>57451233
>>57451238
>>57451252
appeal to nature
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been eating a lot of lamb and beef lately lads


my testosterone levels are going to go through the roof what with all of this zinc and sat. fat and all
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To wank, or not to wank. That is the question.
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having a midlife crisis at 20
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Fuck me daddy. Punish me. I've been a bad, bad boy. Spank me, please, slap my face with your hands and cock, tie me up and rape me.
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>>57451252
have seen my mum's hairy bush quite a few times

she gets out of bed then walks to the bathroom naked and back again and then gets dressed
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>>57451270
not an argument
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>>57451233
really enjoy this picture

wish tasteful nudity was allowed here
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>>57451202
They're even better raw.
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hamburger
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>>57451299
same

as a kid I thought all women had was just loads of hair instead of a cock
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>every woman that's on her knees and looking up is not religious
What did he mean by this
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>>57451311
Didn't read any of this.
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that glorious feeling when you realise you havent wanked in over 24 hours, this will be enjoyable
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>>57451299
quite icky
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>>57451343
>as a kid I thought all women had was just loads of hair instead of a cock
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>>57451334
Must be destroyed.
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Corrie or EastEnders lads?
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>>57451412
did she do any interracial?
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>>57451417
>soaps

Pineal gland status: Obliterated
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these are impressive photoshops iih(if i'm honest)
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>>57451417
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>>57451412
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW YOU CUNT

>>57451417
Ros na Run
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>>57451392
yeh possibly the reason im so fucked up sexually haha

>>57451412
good image, i like her facial expression
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anyone else watching the bbc new channel haha
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>>57451412
nice nails
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in the sun sheeeeeeiiiiine
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Just orchestrated a wank
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>>57451447
It's always about interracial with you yanks. It's not healthy to be this obsessed.
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>>57451499
>>57451499
More of an Al-Jazeera and Russia Today man now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9tU7_w7rvw
>tfw no /fit/ gf
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how do we stop the so-called "Islamic" State?
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>>57451412
the cum/penis ruins it

enjoy the ones that seem "innocent"
>>
alternative thread
>>57450682
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>>57451525
how come lad?
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>>57450694
>>57450748
>>57450791
can confirm that it is true. for other courses too. his videos are meant to follow the AP program guidelines, so he has a series specifically for AP World History, AP Psychology, etc.
>>
>>57451535
Send The Avengers.
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>>57451233

very nice, wish we had more nudes like this
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>>57451535
Call them daesh, hug Muslims, call out racists on twitter and join your local anti-fascist group
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>chinese woman with an aussie accent

hnnnng
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YLYL Thread? YLYL Tread.
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>>57451596
This is a very positive post which i approve of
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>>57445102
Alternative thread
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>>57451573
wife's son doesn't like western media so it's banned in our house
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>>57451582
haha fucking hell lad thats madness, his videos are biased/left wing as fuck
>>
tried this earlier
wasnt very good tbf
>>
Wow the Australians are sooo much funnier and better at bantz than you pieces of shit. Don't you fags even /int/ meme? Holy shit why even bother based Australia they're so great Jesus christ
>>
>>57451663
so are Yank schools
>>
>>57451654
very good post
>>
why did you kill the Afrikaners?
>>
I wish I could freeze time
>>
>>57451267
bender
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>>57451699
Smelt funny
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>>57451699
started as a bit of banter and then rapidly spiraled out of control
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What went wrong?

Also imagine what china will be like in 40 years wewlad can the USA even compete
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>>57451707
Put a clock in a freezer
>>
>>57451699
>tfw no koos de la rey bf
>>
>>57451740
>2002
also China has always been big
>>
>>57451744

hehe
>>
you now rememeber ayy online
>>
>>57451772
>what is the century of humiliation
>what is the warlord era
>>
Think I'm in gay love.
>>
>>57451740
india hamstrung by crippling bureaucracy, a remnant of colonial rule

mao was right to purge all traces of western society
>>
Going to sleep
Getting up at 9am aroo
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>>57451824
the Mandate of Heaven not being fulfilled
on the whole China has been king shit in Asia for millennia
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>people are surprisded bam margera is now a fat, alcoholic mess

ahh yes, who would have known
>>
>>57451794
ComedyShortsGamer is the best black brit youtuber
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>>57451740
superpower by 2030
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>>57451838
>India hamstrung by crippling bureaucracy
India is hamstrung by an utterly retarded population barely making due with the remnants from British rule and political corruption, a remnant of Indians being shit.
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>>57451740
china's economy is on the verge of collapse

india has to get their shit(literally) figured out before they can become a world power. this could take decades or never happen at all

t. random idiot on 4chan
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>>57451869
looks like his father
>>
>Lost my virginity to a fatty
>couldnt finish because i was drunk/shes fat

Does it still count?
>>
Feel like grilled fish and chips for lunch today
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>>57451740

China's economy is not nearly as strong as it looks on paper. Its largely their market games and fucking with values that drives it up. E.g. ghost cities.

Its easy to have high growth rates when your overall worth is shit. Western countries have lower growth rates because we're already at the top.
>>
>>57451858
Doesnt matter if you were kingz for centuries or millennia, what matters is the here and now
>>
>>57451916
same but i had fish and chips last night ffs

might betray my local chippy and go to one that's like an extra 5 mins away. you get two salads, chips, fish and cal for $15
>>
>>57451936
I'm saying there are reaosns why China is powerful now and they are the same as why they were powerful back then


things don't change much over time
>>
Is it gay to want to live on the Gold coast?
>>
>>57451922
t. country that is being slowly bought by china
>>
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>>57451872
>black brit
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>>57451965
except for all the things that have changed
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>Australians
>In brit
>>
mad that during WW2 7000 black people lived in the uk
>>
>>57452050
Middle class black people are very nice
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y
>>
>>57452050
Where did they come from?
>>
>>57452046
hello
>>
>>57452097
Cotton Eyed Joe.
>>
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Remove irish
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>>57452097
ongo bongo land
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time for another spliff lads
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Thoughts?
>>
I get depressed at night. I feel alone in the darkness.
>>
>>57452122
fuck you reee now its stuck in my head
>>
>>57452129
western ireland has rates of the hereditary disease sickle cell anemia similar to sub-saharan africa, likely because of african traders visiting the area during the middle ages
>>
I'm pretty sure getting a gf 99% is down to confidence. The only problem is I have no confidence. Is there anyway to improve this?
>>
>>57452160
False

t. Knower
>>
>>57452168
I get depressed in the mornings/early afternoons, feel as if the whole world is moving through their lifes apart from me. Feel good at night time though.
>>
What have you done today lads?

>Got up before 4
>Made chicken
>Watched series 2 of The IT Crowd
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i REALLY like this particular cat picture

you get real sense of the distress it's experiencing; as if the scratching post is its lover breathing their last breath

it's pure despair
>>
>>57451901
don't they own all of your debt?
>>
>>57452230
>Made chicken
what strange alchemy is this?
>>
>>57452187
try not giving a fuck
>>
>>57452160
made up bullshit
people were just more attractive in the past because they had better diets/more exercise and spent their time socializing instead of hiding in their house.
>>
>>57452187
It isnt 99% down to confidence, its a big part

but being attractive is a huge part and you know it is
>>
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Tfw the prophets relinquish your titles as their protectors
>>
>>57451958
Good deal that
My one does deep fried mars bars and i wanna try one but im too scared of what people will think of me
>>
>>57452160
>>57452206
Just remembered that Hiro shared this

http://blog.4chan.org/
>>
>>57452254
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8
>>
>>57452175
If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
>>
>>57452259
the majority of guys are perfectly fine, with a clean haircut, nice trim, and decent will fitting clothes
>>
>>57452256
>people were just more attractive in the past
citation needed
>>
>>57452256
canadians are starting to outyank actual yanks

so im going to class all canadians as yanks from now on

fuck off yank
>>
>>57452248
yes, in a way. if china's economy collapses so will ours(and yours) because we depend on them for pretty much everything
>>
>>57452259
Its only down to attractiveness if you want a girl of average or above social status and looks. Most people ignore the girls at the bottom of the food chain.
>>
What are some good podcasts to listen to in the vein of the ricky gervias show?
>>
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>>57452160
>>
Would park myself in front of Katherine Parkinson if you know what I mean
>>
>>57452248
Americans own the majority of their debt, then it is china and then it is us.
>>
>>57452295
fuck off being a contrarian smug arrogant little twat who thinks he knows everything, youve been making similar posts a lot lately and its getting on my nut

if i wanted some cunt canadians opinion id go to /spunk/
>>
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JUST
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>>57452160
i think the idea on the right is true to some extent but the "sexual revolution" had little to do with this
>>
>>57452381
she's ugly anyway
>>
>>57452403
Someone post a Jay picture in reply to this thx.
>>
>>57452381
can't tell if that is a chink or not
>>
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>>57452309
just a fact of lack of pollution, better diets, less obesity, and more active lives

attractive people now live all of the above but most people do not
>>
Feeling quite biphasic right now
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpSeMIE361g
>>
>>57452369
stop being such a whiny baby and blaming your own problems on society like some liberal shit

unless you're deformed just clean your self up and exercise and you will look better.
>>
>>57452467
jus b urself :)
>>
>>57452448
how's your pineal gland doing?
>>
Going to meet up with my tutor group from high school in a few weeks im scared people are gonna bully me
>>
>>57452369
>replying to him

lol
>>
>>57452483
obviously its not working if "being yourself" means eating junk and playing video games all day
>>
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IS IT BETTER TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES OR DIE ON YOUR FEET?
>>
>>57452467
Not him but Americans and Canadians aren't welcome in /brit/ everyone finds them annoying
>>
being myself currently
>>
I can smell blood
>>
>>57452534
e z e k
>>
>>57452539
only when the /brit/feel crowd is out moaning it seems
>>
>>57452575
I was the second I saw you.
>>
>>57452568
I fear your pineal gland is manifesting itself into something dangerous...
>>
>>57452274
i've never had one. i feel like everyone would judge me if i ordered one tbqh
>>
>>57452575
Post somewhere else.
>>
>>57452467
this post just confirms my point, fuck off
>>
how do you talk about weed without looking like a "dude weed lmao" type of guy
>>
>>57452575

Iktf all too well. Thats why i've decided to become a lone wanderer and go city to city solving mysteries and helping bring an end to this corrupt world one adventure at a time.
>>
my life is just one big procrastination session
>>
>>57452628
Why would you want to talk about obliterating your pineal gland
>>
>>57452575
>tfw awkward fuck
>tfw realised I'm decently attractive
>tfw able to get cute girls that are also a bit awkward by relying on my looks

/happy/
>>
LAD, mdma haha > dude weed lmao
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well lads?
>>
>>57452645
If you are procrastinating on life, are you really living?
>>
>>57452645
You're Irish, that's not news to us.
>>
>>57452669
>LAD, mdma haha

Holy fuck literally me and my entire group of mates haha
>>
How do i become a gritty, no nonsense and world weary detective?
>>
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>>57452673

nothing to report
>>
Enjoy this picture a lot
posting because nearly dead thread
>>
>>57452722
alcohol addiction is a necessity
>>
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>ukip.png
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>>57452722
Private detectives are a thing in India, try your hand there if you can handle Poointhelooistan
>>
>>57452752
where's the one of this where its a gold bar?
>>
>>57452757
>White

Ill stick out like a sore thumb.Also india stinks of literal shit.
>>
>>57452736
post it again dickhead
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>>57452752
>>
NEW THREAD

>>57452794
>>57452794
>>57452794
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>>57452796
it was limited time only
>>
#cruzmissile
>>
>>57452673
She's going back to Austria. All my interactions with women have been failures.
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