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Me chimping out edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Ant4V25O8
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cara
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Cara
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crayon pop
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karen
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Summer
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bix nood
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did you know Saddam Hussein loved Doritos and could eat a family sized bag in 10 minutes.
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normoids vacate the thread
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did lucy come
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Fuck all non proprietary software
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>tfw david davis won on the first ballot in the 2005 conservative leadership election

what would life be like with that good lad who actually cares about peronal freedoms and liberty haha
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>>57443206
>that'll be £2.50 please :^)
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>>57443212

just made that my fb status. ta lad.
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>>57443014
Might name her Lucy when she does come in honour of that lad.
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Am in heaven?

Oh no i'm not!
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>>57443202
My life is more university challenge than pointless haha
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>"caloric deficit" to lose weight
>put in i went jogging
>300 calories
>now i'm supposed to eat 1500+300 calories

what? how does this dieting shite work lads
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>>57443256
>what would life be like with that good lad who actually cares about peronal freedoms and liberty haha
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>>57443324
More like shafted
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>>57443341
Yes, keep an eye on the news for when my body washes up on a beach somewhere
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaYsapDNrFw
>he doesn't know every word of this
paki fucking OUT
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big fan of the new "doesn't understand simple fitness concepts" gimmick
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>>57443343
why would you replace calories you just burnt off?
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>Poleaboo has a runny nose
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>meditating
>eyes start to jerk back and forth under my closed lids for no reason, throwing off my concentration making me lose my meditative state
Anybody had this problem before? I was fully awake when it happened.
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Week three of nofap lads.
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http://strawpoll.me/7287633/

http://strawpoll.me/7287633/

http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
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>>57443383
>tfw this was the song we sung at my school on remembrance day

fucking mental having >1000 lads belting this out, goosebumps mate, goosebumps
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I think it's about time for another spliff
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>>57443343
Most of the calories you burn throughout the day are from your Basal Metabolic Rate, not by physical activity. Not only does exercise burn the calories for the actual exercise but increases your BMR too, which you haven't taken into account.
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just booked a cultural highlights tour of magaluf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

What did they mean by this?
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>>57443408
it's what myfitnesspal is telling me to do
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>>57443383
fuck off, pigskin
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>>57443413
How did you get the name poleboo?
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>>57443343

>Actually logging your exercise

wew, there's your first mistake lad
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>>57443448
You just don't know?
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>>57443399
same, the yank and canadian were fully falling for it earlier haha
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>>57443418
Have you had a wet dream yet?

>>57443442
Give us a hit then la
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>>57443458
You have to go back.
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>>57443442
>mfw cooking up some cannabutter at this very moment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXCsUcbAKvs
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>>57443445
what happens when, like I'm doing now, I only eat 1000-1200 calories? I mean I'm losing weight but don't feel the best
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>>57443380
dont care
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>>57443484
Had one in the first week, weird desu. Not a sin though
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>>57443471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU

What we gonna do?
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>>57443494
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>>57443454
is it telling you to breathe too? get a fucking grip

it's saying +300 because you lost 300cals jogging, you've told the app you want to eat 1500 calories so it's telling you to make up for those 300

fucking mong, christ alive
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>>57443430
Nice.

I got goosebumps just listening to it then, reason I had to share it.
>the love that lays to alter the dearest and the best
>The love that makes undaunting the final sacrifice
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>>57443513
goes without saying
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Thats where we all end up, just another forgotten person, all of our memories, all our victories and failures, all those we loved and cared about, all the times we held on and kept going despite all odds, all of it will eventually be forgotten, and we will be no one.
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>>57443448

im the gay chav
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>>57443430
>tfw local remembrance day ceremony is full of beautiful old british songs

Feels imperial bro
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>>57443416
Yeah my eyes start moving really fast under my eyelids.
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>>57443466
>How do I get a Polish qt to like me?
>We're roommates

>say kurwa a lot to show you're 'ard

>hmmmm, might use the word while pretending to be on the phone in my room, might pip her interest

>w-why is that creepy bald sweaty teenager swearing in Polish? Why is he calling his mother a whore? Does he even know what he's saying? He's clearly not Polish, he must be some sort of Poleaboo... I hope he doesn't try to talk to me about Katyn or the holocaust... Oh god, here he comes...
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>>57443528
these versions are way better imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8

>>57443539
jolly good
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>>57443523
but shouldn't i be burning calories to counteract the calories i've already taken in
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>>57443506
Low hanging fruit that lad
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>>57443416
third eye is too calcified
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>>57443515
eww
never had one desu
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This is the lad in the pic

https://twitter.com/Gingerr_nutt

>that damage control
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Why the fuck cant they just count every republican vote then whoever got the most is the nominee
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>>57443530
<( ̄︶ ̄)>
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>>57443518
Fucking hell this makes me feel old
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>>57443614
forgot pic
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>>57443484
here you go la
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>>57443533
I was listening to Karma Police by Radiohead when I read this. Really made me feel desu lol
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i'd love to be a pure alpha romale

Oh wait

Soz
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Want to send a RAT to a couple of girls, ones a uni student and the other works for the council

How can I present an email with an attachment as something they would want to open?
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>>57443507
It depends on what your goals are, if you just want to lose fat then you only need a calorific deficit but if you wanted to retain more muscle you'd have to get decent amount of protein too. Losing weight isn't supposed to feel good since our brains make us seek unhealthy food which would of been a novelty back in the day.
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>Super bass isn't Nicki Minaj's magnum opus
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very racist group name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utQSgNLhHt0
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>>57443581
what?
do you even understand what you're saying

you don't have to exercise, you can literally just eat under 1500 calories

but if you go over 1500 you can exercise and burn them off
why would you exercise to burn calories if you're under your target intake? eat too little and your body will go into starvation mode and slow your metabolism to retain fat which is just counter productive
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>I was listening to Karma Police by Radiohead when I read this. Really made me feel desu lol
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>>57443711
dick pic
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http://poal.me/7c6mnv

http://poal.me/7c6mnv

http://poal.me/7c6mnv

I prefer I vow to thee personally, but God Save the Queen has been the anthem for ages so I don't think we should change it.
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>rangers fans on the news

makes me wish scotland had voted for independence
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>>57443618
why post this? ;_;
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>>57443711
just use a hamster m8 it's cheaper
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who /20+ year old kissless virgin/ here?

im starting to lose hope lads
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NEVER take benzos
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https://www.captionbot.ai/
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who /britchester/ here?
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>>57443782
rangers fans are the last people that would vote for independence
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>>57443778
>fuck gets changed to flip on poal.me chat
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>>57443831
Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay reporting in
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>>57443782
>hates rangers
>wants an independent scotland
ah yes very predictable
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>>57443809
not any longer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

CALL ON MEEEEEEEE!!!!

CALL ON ME
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>>57443782

are huns human?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v1ARlytLPo
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>>57443855
im english though
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>>57443845
mind not shitting up the chat please
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>>57443831
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>>57443897
super human
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Think I might massage a cum out of my cock
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>>57443897
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGjiokfQ2A
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>>57443854
Gayvid grey?
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>>57443897
Why are they rioting?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzJO9K__n9A
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my wife's going out with her boyfriend tomorrow. gives me a chance to bond with her son a little
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>>57443809
wouldn't mind not being alive haha
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>>57443922
pooping up the chat*
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Earliest image in my 4chan folder
19/06/2006
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debating whteher i should take some benzos lads

already drunk and i have a bllodtest in t'morn
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>>57443981

Yeah, sorry, pal. Had a talk with her and he's coming as well.

XOXO
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>>57443147
this 2bh
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>>57443949
oo er
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tfw you you feel inadequate on comparison to her so you just don't bothered trying to get to know her
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>>57443950
>he's a granny shagger
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>>57444001
>not deleting it every few years promising yourself you're never coming back
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>>57443809
>tfw had many chances to lose it but at the time couldn't be bothered
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>>57443973
Islamic rape gangs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQw46snlTRk
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WOWZAH
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Watching the local news about a man who went to fight with the kurds in syria and is now facing criminal charges

what do you reckon lads? seems a bit dodgy to me
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>>57444004
wouldn't do it
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what's a good multiplayer game these days
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>>57444058
y
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>>57444001
have you had the same hard drive or did you transfer over
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>>57444070
slither.io
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>>57443831
Pub landlord reporting in
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>>57444077
doctor will think you're a madman when the tests get back
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>>57444057
the next part is that prisoners have turned part of a leicestershire prison into a no go zone ruled by sharia law haha fucking hell
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>>57444088
Backed up my computer when I got a new one a few years ago on a harddrive
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>>57444054
What part of Pakistan are you from?
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>>57444070

4chan

>>57444085

Me in the middle
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>>57444099
>playing lag snek

Its fun until you get big then some snakelet sudokus into you.
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pretty sure its bantchester, not britchester
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>>57443831
owner of chat fish get battered here
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youre racist if you dont actively let blacks and pakistanis impregnate your S/O
more caramel people = less racism
viva la commune
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>>57444070
sex
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>>57444070
Hoi3 black ice with total war submod
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>>57443973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_UEFA_Cup_Final_riots
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>>57444115

Hong Kong

;^)

>>57444151

100% agree
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>>57444147
correct

these cunts need to learn the name of the town they are moving to
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wish this paki would fuck off
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what happened to that spaceship .io game where you had to orbit around a planet?
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>>57444070
Tony Hawk's Underground 2
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Anyone up for a game of chess

e4
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>>57444202

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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>>57444224
you need to say who ur moving
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>ded thred
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>>57444238
no pls go
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>>57444181
Are you genuinely from Pakistan or are you using a proxy or are you a Brit in Pakistan? Genuinely curious lad.
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Are these runts serious
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>>57444224
Checkmate
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>>57444253
she has a bigger willy than him hmm
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>>57444253
beautiful pic x
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>>57444242
Don't think I do

Anyway pawn to e4
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>>57443884
Did it wrong desu
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what do we reckon about jeremy corbyn and his comments on overseas territories?
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>>57444258

I am sorry but I am already outside with your mum.

>>57444271

Pakistani
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WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK!?
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>>57444253
>those hips and thighs
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>>57444299
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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cunts
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>>57444291
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>>57444341
rude
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>>57444271
> a Brit in Pakistan?

Why would a Brit go to Pakistan? Homesickness?
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.
>>57444326

TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>57444341
be my bf
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>>57444312
Your English is pretty good, you speak Urdu yeah?
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>>57444331

>A giant spider secretly runs the web from the shadows, gaining its life force from smart phone addicted people

I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>Ask a politician a biased question
>starts giving a well thought out and intelligent response taking everything into consideration
>LE ANSWER THE QUESTION, YES OR NO

why are journos so arrogant
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>>57444396

Yeah, amigo.

Kaise ho? (How are you?)
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the table = my life
shane mcmahon = reality
kane = my hopes and dreams
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Are we ever going to make it?
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>>57444433
i don't get it what was supposed to happen?
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>>57444444
y-you m-might
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>>57444444
Oho
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>>57444444
Fuck off
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>>57444416

They should get around the negotiating table

>>57444444

CHECKED

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>57444436
VERY good post
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>>57444444
no, maybe
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>>57444419
timestamp pls
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>>57444444
Oho
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>>57444444
You already did it lad, be proud
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>>57444433
Poleaboo says it's undertaker, you little shit
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>>57444444
c u n t
u
n
t
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>>57444444

In life or in getting dubs and trips? The answer to both is, "maybe".
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>>57444444
Fucking brit stop taking all of the gets.
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>>57444444
nic
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>>57444461
Undertaker was on the table but he rolled off before the lad landed on him
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>>57444444
Luck at ewe wit da swet numbz
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>>57444444
I take that as yes. We're all gonna make it.
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>>57444416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-a5hy7QO8
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>>57444444
maga.
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Cold af in my room

gib triple glazing, draft-free doors/floors, cavity insulation, rugs, and improved loft insulation

ty.
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100% serious if this overseas tax havens stuff is fully legal and secret why doesnt everyone do it?
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>>57444496

Yeah, no, lad. I prefer my privacy especially on 4chan.
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>>57444444
Yes
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>>57444444
you just did
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>>57444444
>all other generals are here now because of this get
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What is with this guy's accent? He claims to be Welsh but I swear he must be part Finnish or some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRWxxOet20Q
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>>57444444
I guess
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>tfw if i ever become rich as fuck i'll never be able to stash all my money in overseas tax havens anymore

fuck journalists
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>>57444545

just put more wood on the fire
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she's out of my league in like every sense but I really want her /brit/
every time she says hello I feel like I die a little bit inside
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Unironically listening to Linkin Park remixes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJxwZCepwI
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>sexts
>a get
hardly
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>>57444444
It's over, just give up
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>>57444545
Not gonna sugar coat this in anyway

I triple glazed your mum
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>>57444615
por que?
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is it normal to be extremely tired up until about midday every day?
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>>57444596
Lad our tax loopholes are wider than your ma's pussy
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>>57444606
There's a concrete patch on my bedroom floor where the fireplace once stood.

S M H
M
H
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>>57444666
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>>57444552

yeh, dont want your imam knowing you're fraternising with filthy kuffir like us. might earn yourself a flogging or whatever medieval punishments you boy fuckers dish out these days.
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>>57444552
alri then
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>>57444543
kek very good post this is exactly what im talking about
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>>57444641
Depends what time you wake up
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>>57444307
some can jump
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Why does it cost so much money to buy train tickets then the trains are almost always in a horrible state? makes no sense
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABC_DYnjAU

if only
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>>57444444
You just did lad
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>>57444672

Ben Affleck is a liberal imam anon
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>>57444717
Think its something to do with the uk running loads of trains that dont get many passengers
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>>57444717
because the poor infrastructure causes extreme wear and tear on rolling stock, and it's incredibly difficult to get governments to spend money on infrastructure improvements and maintenance.
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>>57444717
a) trains are expensive to run
b) track and train upgrades
c) the structure of the rail system in the UK is a bit of a cluster-fuck
d) to subsidise routes (many of them) that run at a loss
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>>57444694
I was using the chess algebra thingy
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Hey lads, I do acting and how much would you pay me for a role?

Pic is me
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>volunteer at a charity that gives terminally ill people a wish
>spent 5 hours putting hundreds of peoples info + their dying wishes into spreadsheet
>almost every single person had died
Absolutely depressing desu

One of them stood out and made me really sad though
>70 y/o man with terminal lung cancer, no family or anything, his dying wish was to spend a weekend in a caravan alone "to think"
v. sad desu
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just send her your willy, boys
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>>57444878
really makes you think
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Just finished watching the best of Paul Merton

Absolutely flipping hallerious
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>>57444909
I'm quite attached to it desu
>>
>>57444909
Proofs you sent it
>>
>>57444419
Main Theek Hun, Shukriya! Trying to learn. Very hard
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>>57444148
Kek
>>
>>57444909
Absolutely grotesque lad
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>>57444554
>lv.gif
why

>>57444444
oho
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Lucy has made it to the big apple lads
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>>57444909

Its long and it gets everywhere. Unlike her.

>>57444935

Can you write Urdu or can you just express it in English?
>>
did you know Saddam Hussein loved Doritos and could eat a family sized bag in 10 minutes?
>>
wonder what it's like to be such a shit ethnic group that your name becomes a racial slur
>>
>been awake for 25 hours straight and counting
>active all morning meeting appointments in between class
>go home for one hour before last class of the day starts at 6
>leave house
>can't open car
>can't open house
>nokeys.png

Locksmith arriving in 30 mins. I'm wondering how I am going to restructure next week's budget to cover the $50 fee.

First thing I do when I get in is going to bed.

How is your evening lads?
>>
>>57444444
>good content
>good get
>upset JFs

Flawless post
>>
>>57444990
That's not that fast desu....
>>
>>57444933
the proofs is I scoured the archives from early December to find it cause I roughly knew I sent this around then to a South African qt
>>
SHAGGED A SLAG
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>talking about cultural appropriation from white people with dreadlocks on fucking newsnight
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>>57445030
You have to find the balance between stuffing them in your face and savouring them
>>
>>57444987
Fuck no ha. Just express it in English. Barely.
>>
>>57444996

imagine having skin the same colour as poo?
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>>57444444
>>
>>57445005
still a bit hung over from yesterday's baseball game
going to the game tomorrow but i think i'll not drink at that one
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>>57444444
Oho
>>
Off up town with my navy mate lads
His girlfriend really isn't happy about this but the taxis booked it's too late she can fuck off
If you're in Birmingham come to moocha bar on broad street by the canals and I'll buy you a jagerbomb
>>
>>57444548
You need to be domiciled there I believe and I'm pretty sure you need someone to manage the account for you
In other words it costs too much money
>>
>>57445045
So fit
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>>57445050
WE WUZ ROCKSTARS
>>
Hair is such a fucking hassle desu, really ceebs with having to get it cut every 4-6 weeks.
>>
>>57444860
so?
>>
really want to visit yankland and show those tossers how to drink booze
>>
>>57444717
There's no need to upgrade because they own the line, it's essentially a monopoly so there's no competition
>>
In the mood for some good memes lads
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>>57444444
nice.
>>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3qMdkucM0
>>
why is this black woman on newsnight so smug haha

imagine is there was a white bloke saying that black people cant have a certain hairstyle becase of the colour of their skin

dare i say it? political correctness has gone mad
>>
post tight vaginas
>>
>>57445182
rorke
>>
Getting high desu
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>>57445050
Years ago we just called them stupid hippies and everyone laughed at them

Now this hippy meme politics about non-issues and feelings is on mainstream television
>>
>>57445109
>Algebraic notation (or AN) is a method for recording and describing the moves in a game of chess.
>e4 (move a pawn to e4—no piece letter in the case of pawn moves)
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>>57445198
>>
>>57445182
Innit, I see so many black girls with straightened hair

No doubt they'd just pull out the "yeah but they're fighting oppression" shit
>>
>>57445229
slowest game i've ever watched desu
>>
pissing in the street should get you put on the sex offender list
>>
>>57445182
Pandering to nigs by politics has given them a sense of self importance they don't actually have and never actually earned
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no friends irl
no friends online
all I want is to feel less alone
>>
>>57444444
lad o kurwa
>>
>>57445249
shes literally saying it using the english language, cultural appropriation imo as its a white european language
>>
Got PSN?
>>
>>57445229
smartypants. you set this up to trick me
>>
>>57445288
Fs my pyjamas are still in the dryer

Going to have to wear long johns to bed
>>
>>57445288
Don't worry lad you have me x
>>
>>57445316
It's only cultural appropriation if it's done by an oppressor to an oppressed culture
>>
What have you done today?

>Did some reading
>Did a few pushups
>Did a wank
>Had food
>Messaging qts currently
>>
>>57445288
/brit/ is your friend
>>
>>57445288
we are your friends

/brit/ is life
>>
BBC drama just played a four tet song

FUCKING NORMIES RUNING MY MUSIC AS WELL NOW HOLY SHIT
>>
>>57445321
For you
>>57445288
>>
>>57445136
they drink more per capita than we do though.
>>
>>57445316
I'd rather her be speaking English than some African language if I'm honest pal
>>
>>57445343
dont even know who you are
10 minutes from know I'll still be alone and you'll have forgotten me
>>
>>57445050
>cultural appropriation
I hope this idea takes off.Their culture is absolutely worthless and I can tell non-whites to stop appropriating my own culture every time they use technology.
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drinking some water

playing yugioh


firing me nerf guns down the stairs

good day
>>
>>57445357
Slept too late
Failed to do the things I planned to do
>>
>>>/pol/70040332
New

They're all stroppy at all brit posters because 1 British cunt was spamming
>>
>>57445322
outmanoeuvred :^)
>>
>>57445399
Me usually lad
Woke up unusually early today
>>
>>57445357
>went to work
>sat in a meeting all day
>went food shopping
>ate
>watched a film
>currently /brit/posting and dreading waking up

haha, such is life as a wagecuck.
>>
put brie into taco bell tacos
not bad
>>
>>57445357

went to work
>>
>>57445136
Don't bother I'll drink you under the table
>>
>>57445288
How can you have no online friends. That's pretty autistic
>>
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Right lads, got a basic proof-of-concept made up for my game

what do you lads think?
I wonder if its too complex, though I've tried to simplify it.

this is just a basic hole, am making more "advanced" ones as well
>>
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>>57445355
good one
>>
>be me
>listen to edgy music and be pseudo about it
>be listening to grimes
>NORMIES AND WORSE, FUCKING GAYS RUIN IT.
>be listening to underground four tet
>NORMIES RUINING IT.
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http://poal.me/7c6mnv

http://poal.me/7c6mnv

http://poal.me/7c6mnv
>>
>>57445479
I would offer more but I can't think of any of their stupid rhetoric right now
>>
>>57445391
>>57445355
sorry lad, they already have a watertight response to that

unlucky
>>
>>57445470
can't believe you've actually done this you austist
>>
>>57445442
Actually envy you wagie.
Is disposable income nice?
>>
>>57445508
fake
>>
>when the company orders in Pret for lunch and you go mad on that shit

epic
>>
>>57445470
Looks a bit complicated. Roll
>>
>>57445321
Yea
>>
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>>57445467
I don't play games or use social media
/brit/ is the only social interaction I have other than colleagues at work
>>
>>57445470
Lad even with this game you won't get inside a hole
>>
>>57445405

how fascinating thanks for the updates x

(joke, don't give a shit!)
>>
>>57445504
>underground four tet
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>57445357
>woke up at 2pm
>got out of bed at 5pm to have dinner and a shower
>got back into bed
>about to get out now and get some mroe food
rate lads
>>
>>57445556
fucked a foreign bird last week m8
>>
>>57445504
>underground four tet

lmao, fuck off lisicki. You're a creamfields-tier person.

>>57445535
Don't have much of it, London rent s m h.

Often I don't feel like going to work in the morning, but I'd only enjoy being NEET for 1-2 days before the boredom and spiral of desperation kicked in.
>>
>>57445442
Sounds more depressing than being neet
>>
>>57445614
nice
>>
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>now the newsnight woman is trying to justify beyonce appropriating indian culture by pretty much saying global culture is based on taking black culture
>>
>>57445553
Start playing games desu senpai. Nice way to make friends online
>>
>>57445588
Nice trip dubs
>>
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>>57445543
I just tried to clarify everything with the rules
really I don't think its much more complicated than 4chan Risk is
>>
>>57445470
Absolutely autistic
>>
need helping rewriting my CV my current one is shit . any tips
>>
>>57445642
WE WUZ EVERYTHANG
>>
>>57444444
nice taqiyya
>>
>>57445621
Probably was an actual bird
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWs4abqdwZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c1Y34vgrI8

>dem simultaneous dance covers

The 'noughties' were mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU

>dat original
>>
>>57445470
please dont shit /brit/ up with rolling spam

make your own thread or the janny will be informed

nothing personal kid
>>
>>57445588
>>57445629
>HURR FOUR TET ARE SO MAINSTREAM
>PSUEDO PSEUDO PSEUDO
>>
me irl
>>
>>57445699
lol how do you rewrite a car
>>
New

>>57445708

>>57445708

>>57445708

>>57445708

>>57445708
>>
Housemate ate the easter egg i was hiding/saving

Im gonna go madman
>>
>>57445638
It's definitely not.

Well, from my brief (~6 week) experience of NEEThood.

Oh, I watched the film with friends desu.
>>
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If I could be who you wanted...
>>
>>57445699
Got a really good template for one on my computer, pop your email down and I'll send it to you in the morning
>>
>>57445721
not mainstream but pretending he's underground and acting pseudo about it is hilarious
>>
>>57445726
yanks >>>>>>>OUT
>>
>>57443758
I deserved that fedora tbqh
>>
>>57445629
Tfw 22 and still live with mum because economic reasons and because autism
She says it doesn't bother her but I'm pretty sure it does.

Only other place I can go is my dad's but we have a mutual hate for each other.
>>
>>57444444
proud of you, mate!
>>
>>57444444

w-we will anon, im sure of it!!
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