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crayon pop edition
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karen
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cara.
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Kyary
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More like gay on nob edition

HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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shit thread

>>57434354
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm leftists?????????????????
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real thread

>>57434354
>>57434354
>>57434354
>>57434354
>>57434354
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>>57434449
literally a paki thread
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>>57434449
>>57434472
technically this is the real thread
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>>57434319
Same, good taste.
>>57434383
Well, it's not officially sanctioned by the fascist Flag Institute but the reddit flags developer accepted it anyway ;^)
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>>57434562
Might do a Bath flag and see if I can wangle it in.
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>>57434645
The Chester flag is actually sort of real, it's just the Flag of the Chester Herald of Arms. But the dev doesn't exactly check so you'll get away with it.
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Just been to Morrisons for the first time in my life

Was fucking shite. They need to sort their stocking/logistics out s m h.

Going to have to walk 20 mins further to Sainsburys to get a weeks shopping B A K A.
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>>57436797
haha
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*opens third eye*

stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
jizzed
k stew
kev
brit bf
our nige
bit cold out
kyary
stannis
group poo at 2
business idea
bantchester
corbyn laden
jezza
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do the gayon poop girls wear helmets so their fans can identify with them better?
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>>57436797
aldi master race
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>Labour represent working class families like me by flooding our towns with cheap immigrants which adds more people to the pool looking for jobs, strains my services and increases the demand for the limited housing available. That's why I vote for Labour every election!
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>>57434353
post more korean, chinese and japanese qties please

t. waifu aficionado
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>I rate any of the Kardashians
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Kyary
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>I rate
wdhmbt?
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FUCK
RIGHT
OFF
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>>57437157
big bradley :DDDD
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>>57436797
morrisons is shit, watch out though there's a bloke in here that fucking bums them

>>57437147
good lad, can't beat German engineering
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redpill me on 4F-MPH
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>went to bed an hour early last night because my computer somehow gained an hour even though it is set to automatically update time and was fine the day before
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>>57437077
>Labour represent working class families
No one actually thinks this other than Labour MPs, even then, I suspect it's just lip service.
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just got banned on /tv/ so i'm coming here now
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>>57437139
still upset I see
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>>57434353
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>Messages you send to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info.

What does this mean?
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fox hunters BTFO

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/05/trolls-target-family-of-girl-9-killed-cotswold-hunt-bonnie-armitage
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>>57437218
>Banned on /tv/
How the fuck do you manage that? I've been a right fucking cunt on /tv/ for years and have never got banned once
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korean girls desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUlbQXKDRg
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>>57437161
nana
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Really love fanny, lads

Great fun to slide into
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>>57437274
Never made porn threads?
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>>57437274
What? /tv/ is probably the easiest board to get banned from on 4chan.
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KENDALL
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>>57437274
posted a thread with a porn actress in the OP
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Torres no ;_;
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lads what does voluntary excess mean for car insurance
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>>57437329
That's /sp/.
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>>57437286
>5'7" is pretty tall

what the fuck is average height
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>Torres
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>torres
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>>57437385
means youre a stupid gay cunt
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Where do you guys get your penis inspected when your cinema has a no singles policy?
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FROM TORRES to >TORRES
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>de gay
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>>57437274
post nude scene from film or make a waifu thread is 3 day ban
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCRATCHING POSTS
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>>57437371
what a dickhead
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>torres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6SIw30IOt8
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anyone on earth want to watch some pro halo together x
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The card he got it was a red Torres, Torres
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>>57437393
it really isnt, im 6'5 i must be i giant if i ever go there

also my arms are so long i can hug 4 girls around the waist at once
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>>57437446
literally my reaction when I see a nipple posted on /brit/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzlbh4or3c

very upset with this

no one talks like this
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>>57437487
with you? sure x
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>>57437387
No it's not.
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>Barcelona losing
>Oh, shit. Better send someone off
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>>57437508
alri Mr Tickle
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'look how hot this 16 year old is guys'
>posts video of a plastic surgery job so common that the look is actually cliché
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>>57437520
what do you mean by this
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>>57437521
yay! *catches you*

x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq9fGwJ_HQE

*looks deep into your eyes with my pupils as big as the moon*
*as the strobe lights blast you see the corner of my mouth point upwards in a half smile*
*I take the cigarette out of your mouth with my right hand and move in to kiss you*
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>>57437570
couldn't get the loan for your surgery?
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>>57437551
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>>57437520
been at housemates with KK, safe bloke
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>>57437258
Messages you send are now encrypted all the way from your machine to the recipients.
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i hate flirting. really is cringey. seems like its an unavoidable part of seduction these days though.
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>>57437585
*wonders to myself how it ever came to this*
*cyber-squad kicks in the door and we go out guns blazing*

>tfw will never be a cyber punk
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>>57437520
>>57437636
*houseparties
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>>57437636
*K

racist
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having a proper banter with a mate
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>>57437694
subliminal messaging in this webm, do not watch
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why are fat people allowed to exist

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/gastric-band-appeal-amy-murray-11138741
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>>57437668
yeh i preferred it back in the day when the 'rents would just arrange me a marriage with a qt 10 year old
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>>57437727
what is she trying to convey?
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>>57437585
liked mall grab before anyone else 2bh.
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>>57437551
alri
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>>57437694
her face barely changes throughout the webm

pretty spoopy
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>>57437756
I believe its >tfw no kgf
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>>57437586
i'm not an ugly nip so i don't need it
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>>57437668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MCC6B8P_g

easier than it looks 2bh
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>>57437147
agreed, feels good walking out of aldi with a weeks worth of shit for 20-30 quid
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>>57437766
literally the first song I've heard by them, got linked from a Hidden Spheres track

got anything else similar
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>>57437789
well that's upsetting
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>>57437668
or you could just ask girls out
you probably think flirting consists of subtle, ambiguous comments when this line of thinking is really just denial covering your cowardice
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>>57437792
You'll have to conform with us one day
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Leaving ALL of my preparation till tomorrow night

except clothes
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>>57437653
How come I only got the message with one contact?
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>>57437777
fuck one off
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>>57437839
extremely average

there were about 12 better looking girls at my 6th form desu

getting de ja vu posting this w e w
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>>57437776
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>>57437818

just ask /bleep/ for the latest meme house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkfvlQ75WUg
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>>57437841
preparation for what? :3
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>>57437694
whats her hourly rate
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>>57437902
The race war
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>>57437530
You get banned for making sports threads
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>>57437861
I don't know, what app is it?
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>>57437429
>taiwanese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHINA LAND ONRY
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>>57437894
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>>57437923
Grindr
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>>57437902
japan
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anglos unite
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*checks my stock indexes*
Very nice, impressive
*shorts the stock and hides all the money in an offshore account*
Ah yes
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>>57437901
don't want to get bullied Tbh
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>>57437834
nah your simplistic projection is incorrect, soz.
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>>57437923
Whatsapp
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>>57437939
fat fucking weeb
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You lot seen they're making a Rush Hour TV series?
What a fucking joke
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>>57437971
not much, you?
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>>57437939
hot
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what is this "eternal anglo" meme
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who migrating here?
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Me slightly on the left
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>>57437818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v7Agx74gsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9oKy74qbdY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Zq9DXHCU8
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>>57438000
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>>57437994
Are Chris Rock and Jackie Mason doing it or are they getting younger actors in?
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>>57437971
Yeah What's the app?
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>>57438026
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>>57438048
>Jackie Mason
They're getting new, young literally whos in
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>>57437994

who cares? TV is for braindead morons anyway. stop concerning yourself with plebian shit that doesn't matter.
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>>57437668
its pretty easy m8
but I guess it just comes natural

it helps if you and the girl have a good rapport as well
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>>57437965
just telling you what works for me bud :^)
girls who play games and require guys to flirt are few and not worth the time

also
>waah he use a couple big word
>better call it simplistic to knock him down a peg
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>>57438045

Fuck off Harry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0lO7qdEbA
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>>57438075
Portland would never allow this
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>TV is for braindead morons
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>find a nice car
>check insurance
>cheapest is £4,000
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gf is going to nz with her friend for 1 month
that's one whole month no sex

haven't masturbated in years
what the hell am I going to do
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>>57438026
>>57438075
lmao literally the most pinko part of the nation
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wtf? I love cats now!
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>>57438075
>>57438026
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>>57438150
get a twingo
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>>57438155
Won't be a month without sex for her
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>>57438114

>big words

lol ok mate. thanks for your input.
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Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with white flight
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>>57438150
wtf i hate cars now!
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>>57438167
what brand of cat is this?
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>>57438201
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>>57438127
Rad tune
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https://www.fb.com/iamiskra/videos/795147470619864/
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>>57438155

rak off cunt
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>>57438205
Yes, those are big words for someone like you.
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>>57438155
she's going to get absolutely kiwi'd when the wheels hit the tarmac
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>>57438227
Chinese
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>>57438227
it's a human m8

look closer
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Rate my gf
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what's your biggest dream /brit/?
mine is to become PM for life and breed a race of supermen out of Canada
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>>57438155
while you're at home alone thinking about her, she's going to be out getting plastered with some young hot kiwi lads
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doing a walk
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>>57438328
10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyUD79ky8s

will they pay me if i do this job simulator thing
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>>57438329

I dream of a free Tibet
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>>57438329
eh aboot
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>>57438350
make your mind up
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my gf
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lads
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>>57438413
I love her
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>>57438413
looks like my high-school gf
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>>57438328
>lay down next to her
>take a bite out of her ice cream
what would she do lads
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>Pro
>Halo
My condolences
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>>57438461
oh
my
god
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>>57438461
surely he'd get told to fuck off everywhere
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>>57438461
me on the bottom right
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>>57438350
Used to be able to do this when I was a kid.
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>>57438461

>all benders

whats your point?
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>>57438461
lad from the 40s looks the gayest
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>>57438483
tell you to fuck off yank
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>>57438413
Why is she pretending to be asleep?
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>>57438461
And in 40 years young people will be talking about how hipsters were so cool with those thick rimmed glasses and tight jeans
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lads rec me some biscuits i could use to dunk in my tea
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>>57438485
not necessary

we're the most relevant e-sport going AND we're on console
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alri lads got 12 hours to kill before mumy and dady return home
what do

>>57437551
obscenely amusing post
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>>57438596
tea biscuits
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>>57438528
did you make this?
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About to join the tracker fund master race lads.

Also anyone know who's got the best savings account right now? Heard Santander does 5%
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>e-sport
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>gf is preggers
>wanted a based son
>it's a girl
>release she will grow up to be a slag

disappointed desu
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>>57438599
*posts TI5*

pfft, nothing perso-nal kiddo
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>>57438528

I don't get it
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>e-sport
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>>57438658
wifes daughter doesn't have the same ring to it does it
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>we're the most relevant e-sport going
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>>57438658
just raise her well and pay attention to her
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>>57438691
absurdly yukworthy post
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>>57438668
alri slithice
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>>57438668
>2015
>relevant

dear oh dear
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>>57438708
>Iceland
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>>57438596
t. biscuit
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>>57438688
wifes sketlet
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>Look up best savings accounts.
>Al Ryan comes up 2.78% interest
>Says it's Sharia Compliant

How is Sharia Compliant if there's interest?
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>>57438751
>nipples
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>>57438715
this
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>just about to have a massive wank
>flatmate comes home
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going to make diner
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>>57438774
they give the interest to paki friendly things
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dota > halo
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>it's an everything gets fedoro'ed episode
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>>57438760
didn't want to post one of smaller dota tournaments tbqh
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>>57438774
They don't pay you interest, they give you a loyalty reward at the end of the year that happens to equal 2.78% of your stored income
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stop fucking talking about esports
stop fucking talking about kpop
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*kills self*
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>>57438881
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>>57438715
you would literally die if you said that to my face
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>its a have to get ready for work in 5 minutes because for some retarded reason you agreed to cover someones shift even though you werent meant to be working episode
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>>57438958
It's because all the cool kids are on /sp/ watching the footy
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>dad is dead
>never passed on to me his cooking skills or taught me basic shit like how to change a tyre or put up a shelf
>he will never be around to see me graduate
>or see his potential grandchildren
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>e-sports
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>>57438984
>>57438819
yukworthy as in funny
im laughing at halo
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How do you make sure your daughter doesn't succumb to degeneracy
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>>57439011
he's watching from the afterlife lad
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>>57439025
put a finger up her bum once a day
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>>57439011
>good
>that's what google is for
>who fucking cares, everyone has a degree these days
>>implying you'll have kids
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rafi fuck off you little melt
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>>57439025
convert her to islam as soon as possible
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>>57439025
beat her with a belt
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>>57438899
halo's more alpha doe
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>>57439025
kill her
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>>57439025
all daughters need a strong father figure. She needs discipline but obviously don't be a cunt
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

this is me
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>>57439021
alright then
*resheaths sabre*
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>>57439050
edgy little faggot: the post
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purging my music folder
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>>57439065
nah mate
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>>57439025

imprison her in a home-made dungeon and impregnate her with pure untainted children.
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN LADS
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>>57439065
>>57438899
>>57438599
normie "gamers" get out
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>>57438329

alter my DNA so i can become a cosmic immortal
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Is there a word in the english language for these two words in serbian:

Kajmak - When you boil milk for the first time it;s that thin skin that forms on the surface as it cools down, it's rich in fat and proteins

Zazubice - certain type of envy or jealousy you feel (supposedly in your teeth, as the root is zub - tooth) when you see someone eating something delicious and you can't join in.
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Why do leftists want to import homophobic Arab culture like this into Europe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Su0dcP2VA

I can't understand their logic
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>>57439133
no
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>>57439107
yes mate
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>>57439049
>>57439059
>>57439064
>>57439069
>>57439073
>>57439108
wow thanks lads. I was hoping for some actual moral advice. I didn't realize this was /b/
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I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT

I'M IN LOVE WITH STACEY'S MUM
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>>57439172
nah mate
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>>57439174
>realize

fuck off yank
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>>57439174
>I was hoping for some actual moral advice. I didn't realize this was /b/
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>>57439174

fuck off newcunt
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>it's a 'Jeremy Kyle bleeps out half the conversation so you can can barely hear what's going on' episode
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>>57439118
>esports
>normie
nar

>>57439174
why do you expect anyone here to have any advice re raising children
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>>57439150
because their real enemy are non-cosmopolitan white people at home

also they believe that foreigners are essentially children who can be easily "converted" to their side.
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>>57439172
why would you save gifs and webms of guys you fucking bender
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>>57438658
Daddy should get the first slice
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>wow thanks lads. I was hoping for some actual moral advice. I didn't realize this was /b/
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>>57439207
yes mate

>>57439265
you gay?
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>>57439228
>Watching Jeremy Kyle
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What's Glasgow actually like? Some people love it, others say it's a shithole.
>>
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>>57439282
nah mate
>>
Honestly considering opening a Sharia bank account with Al Rayan since I can't find any other banks that do an interest rate better than 2.78%.

Santander 123 is 3% but you need to put in £500 a month.
>>
>>57439301

go there and find out for yourself
>>
>>57439150
ffs not all muslims r like thisss!!
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>>57439304
i think you've just defeated yourself there desu
>>
does /v/ even like video games?
seems like they shit on and hate every game they play.
>>
>>57439228
they really need to put on repeats after the watershed with the swearing left in
>>
>>57439367
get some class mate
>>
the fucking machine jew left us for /sp/
>>
starting to feel very disassociated with other people

in a way i don't even feel human
>>
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>ah why yes, i think i will go on /brit/ to discuss my financial issues or house prices
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>27 year old virgin
>>
DELPHIC
E
L
P
H
I
C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ7SEdVFmDM&index=2&list=PLmlzJQHjjgTZIWG1M7xjkoMZBsrwVHfds
>>
>>57439420
Genuinely miss him.
>>
Why do men lack a sense of purpose these days?
>>
>>57439420
happy but at the same time feel betrayed
>>
>>57439456
sperm banks
>>
what happened to sershlad
>>
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>>57439436
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>>57439298
>he doesn't get suckered into watching them when he sees titles like 'Bizarre Glue Sniffer Can't Stop Laughing'
>>
>>57439414
my b
>>
>>57439456
why would they when they have their economic libido and economic mobility taken from them because their government give their jobs to Rasheeds
>>
>>57439420
>fucking machines left
>stuck with the mopey fucking pathetic neet twat
elect me as janny and i will deport all jews from the thread
>>
but not ALL muslims are terrorists!
>>
>>57439456
overcrowding, globalisation and feminism

not even memeing, feminism is good but it's left many men scratching their heads and unable to find their place in this world, they've had the rug pulled out from under them. The aspirations of their fathers and grandfathers isn't one that is natural to realise in today's world
>>
>>57439301
I think it depends where you live, the east is pretty shit but the west end and maybe centre are ok? would never live there myself though

t. edinburgh
>>
>>57439456
Can't get a good job to support a qt wife, kids and buy a house.
>>
>>57439513
>>57439560
good posts
>>
>>57439509
sleep tight
>>
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>>57439560
>feminism is good

Didn't read any more
>>
>>57439453
fixed youre flag

it was offending me
>>
>>57439420
he actually posts on /pol/ aswell
>>
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>>57439547
And not all paedophiles are rapists

But try telling the Daily Mail that
>>
>>57439629
>he doesn't love his mum

scuzzbag
>>
>>57439050
>millenial: the post
>>
how much would it cost to get a cars body sprayed a different colour?
>>
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>>57439615
see you two hours x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVrreK9lmoY
>>
>""""""""roasties"""""""""
such an american thing to joke about
>>
>>57439696
Why senpai? You dealing in the crime business?
>>
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>>57439623
LABIA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQY2VtdUMiw
>>
>>57439456
hedonism
western culture makes casual sex, junk food and glorified toys for adults the end to which everyone works
>>
F R E S H
R
E
S
H

M O L L Y
O
L
L
Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZExVmr4gqI
>>
>>57439696

a lot
>>
>>57439652
Ahh yes, let's listen to the woman who get's gangbanged by two blacks. She must be so wise
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bVnQPaj48

Ah, yes, baby boomers are the worst generation because they hold knives and forks wrong
>>
>>57439696
Most people get it wrapped

Cheaper to sell the car and get it in a colour you want
>>
if i became prime minister and made some really good decisions and became the most powerful world leader on earth, so much so that i was practically the head of the UN and EU (although id leave the EU), would i be able to force the entire world to undo the industrial revolution and start being fun again?
>>
dont know where this day has gone lads
>>
>>57439779
Someone post happy_valley.webm
>>
remember wanking to the phone ads in the back of vidya magazines lmao
>>
My cat
>>
>>57439850
by subtle prodding and poking of superpowers against each other

ww4 is sticks and stones or something
>>
>>57439801
>muh baby boomers
Why do yanks go on about this?
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>>57439873
very fluffy
>>
>>57439878
ah of course excellent
i think ill cut straight to the chase, force conscription and declare total war on china though
>>
Lads, why is it that some people can grow thin, wispy beards early in their teenage years, whilst some have nothing till 30, then suddenly have thick, full beards?
>>
>>57439850
I don't think life was much fun before the industrial revolution lad, enjoy toiling in the fields
>>
>>57439501
Wouldn't tempt, not me even slightly. Stay sedated, sheep.
>>57439630
Thank you, this flag has meant a lot to me ever since I discovered it existed on Friday. It will look much more fabulous now.
>>
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>This woman is considered acceptable to model for one of the biggest modelling agencies in the world

Have lefties gone too far?
>>
>>57439891
they hate their parents
>>
>>57439653
>he doesn't know how bad it's become
I envy you
>>
>>57439925

genetics you fucking idiot
>>
I want to be a good storyteller. How do I start?
>>
>>57439927
>enjoy toiling in the fields
i ruddy will you calcified turnip
enjoy sitting in front of screens and eating processed rubbish and wanking to oriental girls who dance to electronic sounds
>>
>>57439996
be an 85 year old black man
>>
>>57439951
want 2 spaff on her tits desu
>>
>>57439925
genetics and all that
beards can grow into your 20s

mine was pretty patchy for years (aside from the mustache) and then about when I was 19-20 it started getting really dark and full
>>
new

>>57431737
>>57431737
>>
>>57439951
Legitimate modelling career

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459887289803.webm
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>>57440039
>>57440039
>>57440039
>>
>>57439996
have stories to tell and know them by heart so that you can subtly alter them to suit the audience
be able to keep peoples attention without being annoying
>>
>>57439925
beard growth directly correlates to the cumulative amount of anime you've watched
>>
>>57439944
no problem

Sent from my iPost
>>
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>>57439951
dismayed how ugliness has infested our society
how beauty and strength of mind and body is seen as vile
>>
>>57439891
Because on the one hand they grew up in a time when it was much easier to get jobs and make money, but at the same time they believe we have it easier because of modern advances in technology. They are partially right, technology has made life easier, but also life isn't as simple as get a job and make a family anymore. Really it's just a massive gap where neither side can relate to the other.
>>
>>57440072
Think I should read some books on short stories and pick out the best ones? The kind of storytelling I mean is like sat around a campfire
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