/brit/

cara.

>>53822874
dayum son, last time I visited bongistan I didn't remember the average brit girl looking like this

>1 second

nah senpai

>>53822872
>>53822872
>>53822872

*squeals*

>>53822947
It's the result of immigration and diversity.

UKIP would deport this

>>53822980
not posting in a knonce edition

>normie mate got a gf
>I said to him, jokingly "I'm your mate so I told her (his gf) that id only shag her when you she dumps you because I don't cuck my mates"
>he literally didn't speak to me for a week
>he broke up with his girlfriend 2 days ago, after a month of being together
>he asks me what I'm doing this weekend, so I say "what do you think I'm doing? I wasn't joking about fucking your gf when she dumped you"
>he won't speak to me or respond to my texts

Fucks sake, it was only shit tier banter aswell. He knows I'm a Virgin who'd never even speak to a girl on my own free will, I don't know why he's being like this. I WAS JOKING.

WHY ARE PEOPLE POSTING IN THIS THREAD

THIS THREAD IS THE WRONG THREAD

MY THREAD >>53822872 >>53822872 >>53822872 WAS MADE A SECOND BEFORE SO IT IS THE TRUE THREAD

THIS IS ALL WRONG FUCKING DELET THIS THREAD JANNY STOP IT NOW I AM BEING DEPRIVED OF MY POSTS IN MY THEAD


ARRGGHGHHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGH RRRRREEWEEEEEEEEE

>>53823062
>mfw it's always this guy and he always gets fucked over
classic

>>53823062
Fuck off autist, well use your thread next for fucks sake

might make a new thread

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DID SOMEBODY SAY HIGH TEST?

>>53823107
nah janny will prune one of these two threads

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>upstairs NEETing away
>go downstairs to make a snack
>enter your kitchen
>see this

what, i say, WHAT do you DO!?

is it a different janny on every board? the janny on /gsg/ is a right fucking cunt but the one on /int/ doesn't seem too bad

>>53823129
>mfw after it's always that guy, this cheeky aussie always considers making another
classic

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UMMMMMMMMMM HELLOO?????


WE ARE IN HERE >>53822872
>>53822872
>>53822872

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>>53823180
>the one on /int/ doesn't seem too bad

>>53823046
probably has american heritage la, he may sue you

>>53823046
he's as insecure and socially awkward as you it seems

>>53823143
want her to sit on my face

>thread wars
suck it up lad, this thread was linked first
fuck off

>that one kid who listened to Kiss FM past 12 years old

eating my cheese pastie

>>53823180
The one on /int/ is autistic as fuck, he can't take a joke. I put my name as "The Janny" once and he banned me for "impersonating a staff member"

>Janny
>staff
Staff implies you get paid

>>53823206
in comparison to the one on /vg/ / /gsg/ right little ban happy cunt, have been banned 2/3 times for on topic stuff and seen a load of 'ban requests' that the mod has denied against me from him lol

>>53823143
who

>>53823180
Swaglord and his mob run /int/ it's their little meme playground.

It's the new board where oldfags flock to.

t. saw the IRC logs

>that time the boards got fucked and no one could enter the thread if they closed the tab
>post count reached 2k
>everyone began posting porn
>janny couldn't respond to ban requests because he couldn't open the thread

Went absolutely mental when normal service resumed.

>>53823286

the /sp/ janny is the worst on 4chan by a considerable margin

>>53823317
wtf is swaglord lmao

The Janitor

>at a party, drunk as fuck
>some lad is telling us how he volunteers at the dog shelter
>"so you do it for free?"
>"yeah lad, I don't mind though, its not that bad"
>"HAHAHHAHAHAHA HE DOES IT FOR FREE WAHEEEEY"
>turns out 4chan memes aren't as funny irl

>>53823383
Was moots sidekick before he fucked off, he's like the co-admin

>>53823143
>>53822874
Who are these semenid demonus?

>>53823422
Nigger property. hands off, gook.

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ haha

hahaha fucking hell is '/r/4chan' the worst thing on the internet

>>53823410
great normie story, Reddit would love it

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>>53822874

heh..

doing an internship and it's unpaid. now i know how the janny feels

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

why don't we pay the footballers the bankers bonuses?

I enjoy going on /qa/ and posting "hello reddit" in every thread, it's a guarentee you and they all absolutely hate it.

>>53823458
You really think so?
Screen cap it and put it on r/4chan for me please lad

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how is /gf2016/ going lads?

>>53822874
Which one of you is memeing on the Liverpool yik yak?

>>53822835
>not working at Goldman Sachs
>not having mandatory time off during your shift to work out, maintaining peak physical, as well as mental health
>not having world class gourmet meals free of charge in the restaurant, accompanied by the finest of wines
>not making £££

might have a nap lads

>>53823538
Crude (You) such as that is worth a lot less than the highly refined organic (You) I'm into

>>53823046
thats yank tier banter
haha cant imagine how anyone could say that and have it come across as a joke
fucking tragic

>>53823358
haha classic

>>53823578
thats nice, now lets see some proof

>>53823600
cheeky

>>53823605
Nah it's a really good you. If you time it at the start of the thread it derails the whole thread over everyone arguing over eachother and calling eachother reddit. Starting a flamewar is worth 200 yous

>>53823046
did you say the word 'cuck' in real life?

absolute tragic melt

>>53823578
alri bateman

did you put cheese on fish in toasted bread?

absolute tuna melt

>>53823666
checked

also lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIWtyoUdbbs

fucking tune

>>53823683
>>53823608
Samefag

>4chan invented/popularised the word "cuck"
'no'

*Starts reading a fresh pristine copy of today's Financial Times*

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>send your convicts here
>have to stay in shithole england

top kek

wish they made toothpaste that tastes like burgers

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>>53823578
>He doesn't do both

>>53823724
doing a big laff @ u
its a rly autistic thing to say, just coming out with "haha i am fucking your gf" out of nowhere
then when he takes it badly instead of building him a bridge to get over it you just make the same joke again

>>53823724
nobody normal in england has ever said the word 'cuck' out loud you wanker

getting gay with kids is here
to tell you things you might not like to hear

>>53823734
>not reading tomorrows edition of the financial times
It's how I stay ahead of the curb and stay successful desu

Are you good enough to start a new life in the UK?

https://lifeintheuktests.co.uk/life-in-the-uk-test-1/

been drinking almost every day for the past three years, and especially in the last 6 months I have been drunk every single night and the amount required to get me drunk or even tipsy is just spiralling away into infinity as my tolerance builds.

Decided to put a stop to it and I'm on day 2 of nodrink and I'm literally gagging for a beer or a vodka or anything, it's really mental.

need to keep myself distracted or I'll snap

Reminder that the best way to start your day is having a cheeky vape and browsing the chon

so you know how you see all them army recruitment stands in random places, what would happen if 10 million people decided to sign up lol would we invade france

>>53823836
Sounds a pretty dismal way to start the day desu actually

>>53823567

shit, same as every year since I slipped out my mum's cunt

>>53823834
smoke weed 420 lmao

>>53823785
Underage

>>53823783
He's my mate, I've said worse to him. He didn't complain when I called his black step mum a nigger. I guess saying it twice was dumb, but honestly I wanted him to react the same way as he did the first time and he actually did. desu don't care if he never speaks to me again.

>being offended over words
>ever
What a faggot

*ruffles through the daily meme*
*momentarily stare at the "No Yanks" sign*
*glare at the Yank posters*
*slam daily meme on the desk*

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>>53823892

>>53823820
got 75%

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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?

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>>53823820
yes

>>53823947
*blames the bankers and their bonuses*

>>53823944
>underage

haha even more of the 'good banter' from the 'funny man' haha but seriously if you ever come near my sphere of influence again i'll end your life

>>53823947
i thought we were friends

>>53823944
It's not about being offended by words it's about your best mate actually thinking saying something personal is funny.

I would curb stomp the fuck out of you, dustmite

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DUDE

>>53824015
what fucking sphere you bellend

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>>53823820
did a bit of a kek after seeing this

>>53823365
/co/ is even worse
its a black woman SJW

>>53823944
>faggot
Another thing literally nobody in Britain has ever said as an insult.
fuck off yank

>>53824057
Oh fuck off you soft shite

>wahhh don't joke about anything personal to me wahh wah

>>53824123
i'l grind you into a fine paste with my mighty fists

>>53824111
Fucking cringe

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the /brit/ dream.

I have a dream that one day this general will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "maisie cara nige poo tbH."

I have a dream that one day on the white cliffs of Dover, the shitposters of former colonies and the shitposters of Britain will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the Janny, in a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that Yanks will one day live in their own general where they will not be judged by their bastardisation of the English language.

I have a dream today!

big tune here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1XWRsHjK0E

>>53824141
moe fara is white

>>53824184
pipe down

what are some red flags indicating a closeted/in denial lesbian?

>>53823820
>those commenters at the bottom

>>53824219
The general appearance and style of a 13 year old boy.

>>53824195
Good post from a good boy

>>53824177
>virgin not knowing the unspoken rules of mates in relationships
Not surprising but maybe you should give your mate the benefit of the doubt since you're the sperg here

>>53824219
dyed hair
short hair
leftism
single mother
daughter of a single mother
city girl

*at dinner table with family*
*crack open my well-known, salmon colored broadsheet*
*mum gives me a stern look*

>anon, put that away, we're eating

*lower my paper and give her the "it's your fault we're poor because you don't know shit about finance" look*
*reraise paper and continue analysing the markets*

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>>53824219
here's one lad

>>53822874

Can someone please tell me who this semen demon is? I would be most grateful.

another day completely wasted identifying road signs

*sigh*

aslam alaikum..can anyone plz tell me how i can buy online question. pray for me all ..my test 29 jan

nonon a shit

>>53824315
good lad

>>53824298
good effort

mum cancelled my subscription to the Economist so I cancelled her subscription to her medication. That will teach her to get in the way of any future business opportunities that may transgress

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hmmm

One of my female cousins is now dating another woman
Bit weird innit

>>53824298
>still lives at home
>talks big about analysing markets
>doesn't want to name FT for some autismal reason
Literally "I need advice on killing myself": the post

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>this emotionally defective pillock wondering why his mate got offended at his "joke"
Made me feel considerably better about myself desu.

>in year 7
>this girl was in year 11 at the time
>she was short, fat, had a speech impediment, a limp, had scraggly hair, not exactly attractive, etc basically just an extremely fucked up girl
>used to have to watch the lads in her year relentlessly bully her all day

it was fucking awful, I preferred being on the receiving end of the bullying, watching people like that get bullied is hard to watch. Absolute evil cunts who did it though, fucking degenerates. I really hope she did well in school and made something of her life.

financial times vs. the economist vs. new statesman vs. private eye

>>53824397
That reaction pic is annoying, because that guy doesn't look like he's having fun while laughing, he's just laughing to make someone else feel bad and only chodes do that

>>53824416
couldnt handle the banter eh lad

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>>53824416
i remember barely anything from year 7

infact years 6 - 8 are a blur

>>53824460
No he doesn't
What
No

Shut up

100% rubbish post
Get out of my sight

wax figure of cara being unveiled at madame tussaud's in feb lads

>>53824460
>chode
FOY

>>53824298
good

>>53824507
bet dutchfag tries to shag/kidnap it

>>53824416
The biggest cunt bully at my school died of liver failure at like 20 years old
Was one hell of a satisfying piece of news to hear.

wag1 lads

can finally shitpost for hours on end now haha

>>53824507
I wonder if they have 3 working offices?

>>53824507
Breaking news: police are searching for a Dutch male who stole a wax model of Cara Delavigne, suspect is believed to be autistic and dangerous

>>53823737
How is living at a sunny sand beach any guarantee that you live happier? It's a superficial thing to show on photos, just like living in a sterile 800 m^2 mansion while you could live in a cosy 100 m^2 old house. Of all the factors there are for a person's happiness, I believe there are less than 1% of people where living at a sunny sand beach does actually more than 10% to their personal luck. For most it's probably below 1%.
>enjoy your superficial but not happier life m8

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>>53823820

off to bed lads
night x

>>53824556
Biggest cunt bully in my school crashed his car racing and killed his pregnant gf who was in the passenger seat. Made my day hearing that.

Is there a science to getting (You)'s? I think partly it has to be a question, or something that people are going to want to provide an answer to.

3 LIONS ON OUR SHIRT
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
50 YEARS OF HURT

>>53824397
For fucks sake, fuck off you melt
You wouldn't last two minutes with my mates if you think that was "offensive". Get a grip lad, all I did was joke about fucking my mates gf.

>>53824629
Very nice
If I still lived in my home town I'd literally go take a shit on his grave

>>53824386
she fit?

53824657
no

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>You wouldn't last two minutes with my mates if you think that was "offensive"

becoming convinced my oneitis is a lesbian

>>53824657
Bait is best. Politics, sound dumb too, not unbelievable stupid but "omg really!" stupid

If you want (underrated post) instead try for obscure posts relating to classic or retro cultural artefacts, or more leftfield modern ones. I have had 5 in 2 weeks, nearly gave me wood when i realised.

>>53824486
>tfw go for the easiest (you)s I can think of
>still nothing

Looking for a good fps on ps4. Is fallout any good?

1. Why is Craig David popular again?

2. How do we make Donald Trump our PM?

3. Why do all British women look the same?

>>53824801
FONT

>>53824810
all over your face

>>53824801
Yes but it's a massive time sink.

>>53824821
good post

>>53824810
who?
FOY
FOR

gucci mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpYL0G0jrKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
reminder that john barnes is the best rapper to come out of the UK

>>53824866
>who?
FOY

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Comfy Orange time of day

>fat autist in my IT class
>his face used to make me annoyed
>used to punch him in the belly because he made these walrus sounds when he got hurt
>the whimpering noises he made and the way he screwed up his face whenever he got hurt made me angry
>grab his face
>"GOD YOUR FACE PISSES ME OFF, STOP SCREWING IT UP LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH, DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME AND BE QUIET"
I was a dick, Jesus Christ.
You know what I mean when somebody has one of those faces you just want to smash against a wall though

> You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.

what did he mean by this

want a big mixed kebab

>>53824999
rasheed

>>53823169
>Discovered this board 6 months ago
>This meme still hasn't become apparent what it is on it it's own yet

Kill me

why is nigel farage such a retard?
without immigrants englands economy will collapse
>b-but muh pakis
>>>/pol/

>>53825027
FONC

>>53825037
FOY

how do I destroy the London economy lads?

>>53825027
*kills you*

/brit/??????????????
more like /shit/!!!!!!!11
waheyyyyyyyyy

>>53825037
We have more than enough people to replace the immigrants "propping up the NHS"

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>>53825027
>hasn't become apparent what it is on it it's own yet

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this guy is natty

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>>53825059
Rasheed...

>>53823046
The answer lies in the first sentence
>normie mate got a gf
>normie
You offended him, breh.

>>53825108
no he isn't
>>>/fit/ read the sticky

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this guy is natty

>>53825079
baited

>>53825037
nigel farage wants 50,000 new immigrants every year and no deportation of current immigrants. We'd be fine t.bh it's hardly 'close the borders'

>>53825108
Yeah man deffo natty

>>53825158
baited

>>53825158
>nigel farage wants 50,000 new immigrants every year
all pakis
no white europeans allowed

>>53825187
I reverse baited you into thinking that anyone could ever take your bait seriously

came twice in 15 minutes

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Need to breed a top heavy brown gf.

Brand new to this board
What's the best way to get (You)s around here?

>>53825216
i baited you into thinking you had baited me by making shitty bait and waiting for a master baiter to try revere baiting me
b8ed

>>53825236
why not spend the bankers bonuses and footballers wages on trident?

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>>53825257

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>>53825136

I'm obviously playing doubles advocate
https://www.instagram.com/p/6aba0eqgRh/?taken-by=taf_omeje

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Seriously brits, explain this shit
>>>/r9k/25849587

>>53825287
why not spend the tories the billionaires on the soldiers

>Wrote this in about 30 minutes lads. Please rate:

"I like gouda."

"Excuse me?" Brandon raises a finely-sculpted eyebrow.

"I like gouda," the buxom brunette in front of him repeats, pouting her berry-stained lips. "If you're thinking about what you want to get me for our anniversary, I'm letting you know I like Gouda. Like, the cheese."

"...American cheese? God, it's disgusting. I guess it's all the plebs can manage to afford, though I don't know how they can stomach to eat all that processed crap. Babe, are you listening?" The nail on her index finger is slightly chipped. Brandon doesn't want to tell her, unless he wants to listen to two more hours of her first world problems. The filet mignon slides down somewhat uncomfortably down his throat as he swallows.

"Nancy, when have I ever said I wanted to date you?" The words are as blunt as his two-hundred dollar hair cut. Nancy recoils, obviously offended. Brandon takes a sip of Chardonnay, swishing the liquid around in his mouth.

"Don't think that just by sleeping with me, you automatically get everything that comes with the Hardwell name," Brandon scoffs. Another remark is on the tip of his tongue, but he is rudely interrupted by the glass of water that splashes in his face.

"I guess the stories are true, huh?" Nancy hisses, standing up. "The Hardwell heir is as much of an asshole as the tabloids claim." And with that, the brunette picks up her purse and leaves, Louboutinis click-clacking on the floor.

Unperturbed, Brandon slips off his suit jacket and accepts the towel from the waiter, wiping off the water sliding down his face. He can't resist one final jibe before Nancy disappears out of view.

"Hey, there's a guy I know if you want to practice giving better blow jobs," he yells across the room, relishing the look of fury on Nancy's face.

And just like that, another disastrous end to a first (or was it second?) date. He wasn't worried. The ladies loved him.

>>53825257
I want to fuck darkest, dumbest, meanest niggress I can find
Need this white seed utterly destroyed

why don't the government bail out the steel industry?

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JUST ERECT MY WILLY UP

>>53825344
because fuck you thats why

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>>53825331
>I guess it's all the plebs can manage to afford
Stopped reading right there

>>53825295
Why does everyone on roids lie about them still

>>53825344
Because there is absolutely no future for British steel in a global market.

>>53825373
bet her farts reek

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>>53824956
Awee yeeaa

excellent video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvthNcsV6xA

>>53825344
because the tories the nhs the unions the trident

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>>53825373
>>53825382
LAD
A
D

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>>53823820

>>53825433
what's that setting?

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i have reached the critical stage. i now have two states: high on drugs, high without drugs.

>>53825382
i just get sad looking at big sexy breasts like that. sad that i'll never get to caress and fondle them. fuck this gay earth.

>>53825269

runtposting desu

>>53825485
I thought Britain was supposed to be full of big titted women.

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Rate my new haircut

>>53825410

dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxY3Bd4iKbw

>>53825269
being american and saying something really retarded, people will think you are being legit because it fits their memes

>>53825477
Makes the screen go orangey in the evenings and is easy on the eyes

>>53825436
but dog breeds are way more different to each other than human races are and they still breed together lol? btfo

>>53825524
doesnt mean i'll get to caress and fondle any

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>>53825485
going out with a polish girl who has large boobies
hoping I don't screw up so I can seal the deal

>>53825579
Tell her she's the most wonderful kurwa you've ever seen in your life.

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>tfw gay apostate paki
>family trying to put me into arranged marriages with women
>all are muslim fundies
>currently living away from them with my bf who's my "flatmate"

>>53825565
is that a new system update or an app? i don't have this.

>>53825566
genetically though dog breeds are all very close together even if they look really different

desu even different species which are closely related can interbreed.

>>53825433
how do you get that option la?

>woman on radio 3 talking about the holocaust

I'm fucking sick of hearing about the sodding holocaust.

People seem to forget there was even a war that millions of people died. All they remember is muh holocaust.

25 million Russians died in WW2 yet nobody cares.

>>53825614

enjoy your shit life, mudshit scum

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>>53825484
>reality

>>53825579
Just b urself lad.

>>53825614
Absolutely Haram

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>>53825614

>>53825614
go Greek style and marry her but have "special friends" on the side so you still get a housewife

>>53825617
I don't know much but i'm guessing a white lad and a black bird are genetically more similar than an english bulldog and a chihuahua

>>53825529
you look really beautiful, like a modern James Dean

>you will never spill your sperm balls deep in a thick, fertile brown qt

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1453220873742.jpg

why am I alive?

>>53825614
Call Tommy,he will help you.

>>53825652
To be fair, they were Russians.
People care about other allies

>>53825615
>>53825633
Oh right

It's the iOS 9.3 beta

Just google "iOS public beta" and follow the instructions on Apple's website to install it. After that it's just under display and brightness in the settings app.

@53825726
get a trip so i can filter you

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>>53825726

some of us were created just to suffer

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>>53825661
you don't want to see the real me

>>53825738
That's not Hitomi is it?

>>53825748
Rorke

>>53825652

one of the neo-nazis here tries to make the point that nobody cares about the people murdered by stalin, only by hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0yN0dGNfwk

>>53825738
Too big. the size of 2 handfuls is perfect size. DDs are perfect.

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just bought a vip table with the lads
we're gonna chip in and get a bottle of goose between us as well, we're all gonna get smashed haha

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>>53825748
You know fine well that I won't ever be doing that.

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want to give her a shower with my willy juices

>tfw your mum comes home and the feeling of relaxation and freedom is replaced by anxiety

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>i find girls attractive

>>53825617
because dogs have been selectively bred for thousands of years to bring out certain traits.

>>53825778
Good job lad.

>>53825747
oh, it's the beta.
cool feature though.

I MUST IMPREGNATE AFRICAN WOMEN
THIS HORRENDOUS WHITE SEED MUST BE RUINED

>>53825720
idk man maybe not
dog breeds are often fairly recent (a few decades or centuries old) while human "breeds" are often thousands of years old

the real difference is that dog breeds were designed by humans while the human form was largely built to fit its environment and society off of the same archetypal "human" shape.

drugs, lads

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morning lads

>>53825819
that looks like a nicer version of my room in first year lol.

ari

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rate me and my gf lads

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>>53825827
>hearing her car pull into the driveway

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>>53825450
ahaha i saw this thread last night

he actually fucked a transgender

>>53825774
You must be a charmer to have nabbed a date with this polish cutie. Unless of course the reason she's got big tits is cause she's fat.

FKA Twigz is the perfect woman

>>53825878
me on the left

Is the Honey Monster a bear or wookie?

>>53825878
how many knobs do you reckon they've taken collectively

another fantastic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoBc4nIIgOg

>>53825873
Yes lad

>>53825885
>the second she opens the door she's starts shouting at you for no reason

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>>53825720

badly wrong

a bulldog and a WOLF have more in common genetically than a european and an african

>Living with your mum still

lmao

>tfw a girl invited me to her birthday party on facebook

what do you think she meant by this? is she playing a joke on me?

I'll turn up and everyone will laugh at me for thinking the invite was serious won't they.

>>53825900
she's got a nice thin waist and a big butt desu

she also recently shaved half her head like Natalie dorner so I'm a bit miffed over that.

>>53825878
>you could have saved her

>>53825878
"We're here for the interview"

>>53825827
iktf

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>>53825827
>still living with mommy

It's absolutely awful that the natural use of women's breasts is deemed 'disgusting'. Is it disgusting when your sat on a park bench eating a sandwich? No because eating is a natural part of life so feeding a baby is too. It's so wrong how society has warped peoples brains into thinking breastfeeding is wrong and showing off your boobs is right.

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> tfw moved out of my parents house at 17
> tfw me and my brother have a house together
> tfw work nights
> tfw spend the day doing nothing but getting naked and masturbating to black females

>>53826063
>mommy
fuck off yank

>>53826022
Ah so she's mentally ill

>>53826010
haha yeah its a prank lad. can't wait for you to turn up still anyway

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>>53822874
It looks like an Egyptian Christian

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>>53826069
>It's absolutely awful that the natural use of women's breasts is deemed 'disgusting'. Is it disgusting when your sat on a park bench eating a sandwich? No because eating is a natural part of life so feeding a baby is too. It's so wrong how society has warped peoples brains into thinking breastfeeding is wrong and showing off your boobs is right.

>>53826111
the problem is it's quite out of my way to take the risk, I live in London and her party is in Liverpool

don't think I could handle the humiliation of going all the way up there just for a joke at my expense

>>53825965
that bad in south africa, huh?

>>53826125
Ugly dyke

Got my beer and my benzo ready on my desk.

Just waiting for 5pm now. I'm no madman.

>>53826093
yea its possible desu, but I reckon I can handle it then let go once it gets to be too much.

already been playing her a bit, got her number but haven't sent her a msg yet just to get her to sweat a little

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>>53826033

@53826132
>giving me the (You)
safe

>>53826125
Ugly dyke

>>53825878
God created us in his image.
To destroy yourself like that is an offence to God. People like that make me sick. We should strive to look after our bodies, avoid tattoos, do not pierce the body, do not take drugs or excessive alcohol

Think I'm going to try phishing again

Stick to facebook, since I can vizualise the win condition more clearly though the redirect problem still bugs me

Going to try some randoms, build up some steam, then try some non-English, non-Polish speakers, and then near Xmas next year, go for the big girls

>>53826201
bad lad

>>53826132
does anyone actually get legitimately bothered by women breastfeeding?
at most it makes people a little uncomfortable

it seems only women who get mad at other women for doing it.

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S I C K B A N T E R

>>53826275
Ribena

Didn't even check the thread hahs

>>53826288
someone just shared this on facebook with the comment he fedoraed

seems very fake though tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOEHRsRIodI

>>53826288

Nah, its just when people do it to show how high and mighty they are, they just wish for someone to say something so they can spurt out some shit and feel all good about themselves

>>53826303

childish

test

got invited for a night out lads

how does one acquire things to make it enjoyable when one has no friends before this point?

>>53826347
>joey salads

>mind filled with hormones making me strongly want to put my hard willy inside attractive women
>my willy isn't inside attractive women and has never been in sexual contact with any women

not happy

new
>>53826380
>>53826380
>>53826380

>>53826222
Bristol or Edinburgh?

>>53826377
alcohol is available from most shops
drugs are available online

>>53826347
so obviously fake. girls on my facebook feed have been sharing it lately as well

test2

>>53826377
times new roman
>>53826397
fuck off early muh heritage threads make a british one lads

>you wake up to the sound of the muezzin call
>you go in the kitchen for some breakfast
>you grab some 100% certified halal butter
>you grab some bread
>you remember you can't spread the butter normally because the authorities took all your kitchen instruments
>you spread it with your hand
>you take the car to start your day
>shit, the entire road network is a giant mass of plastic and metal, typical london traffic
>wait, what's that guy doing on the street?
>that's a big knife
>oh, that's nothing, you realize it's just the shariah police performing a casual beheading
>wait
>are they walking towards you
>they ask you to bring down your window
>"Assalamu-Alaikum wa Rahmatullah, akhi, have you not forgotten to perform your daily prayers today? You are not straying off the path of the mu'mineen are you, brother?"
>"n-n-no", you meekly reply to the brown, bearded, typical londoner-looking shariah police leader
>you feel tensions rising
>he asks you to recite verse 35 of Surah-Al Baqarah of the holy Qur'an
>you recite it perfectly, having memorized the holy revelation of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as is required in british schools but hesitate near the end
>the shariah police leader lets you off this time
>wew, that was close, you sigh, and go on about your day, slowly driving to your destination, the London Jihadi Brigade Training Center, where you will learn vital skills that will prove invaluable in your future fight against the Kuffar

such is life in the Islamic Caliphate of Injilistan

*jumps into the thread, whizzes past all your shitty posts at 200mph until getting to the end*

hello idiot peasants
I have arrived for this evening's frivolities!

*makes this post*

>>53826303
>spanish women

>>53826447
autism

>>53825992
any proof lol?

>>53826347
DUDE IT'S A PRANK
U
D
E

>>53826413
>>53826413
You can buy dizzle online?

>>53826530
yes

>>53826524
>>53826524
>>53826524
FOY FOY FOY
disregard yank threads