/cum/

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First for Virginia.

First for fuck australia

Fantastic post

we need more Americans and less Canadians for /int/ live chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

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>the fellow who willingly gave away orange assets to Orientals

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Virginia

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/cum/ing for you bros

>>53807277

too lewd for me

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>>53806940
>>53807270

What is /cum/ listening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW385guXsow

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first for water

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>>53807270
>>53806940
is for lovers

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>>53807313
https://soundcloud.com/dr-dog/dr-dog-shadow-people

>>53807313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgSE4uKuTg

/cum/ needs more gayposting

>tfw the plunger doesn't work so you have to reach it and pull out the TP blocking the pipe

Sometimes I wish I was black because it just feels like it's a big club and they don't let anyone else in

>>53807410

get a bigger plunger

>>53807440
I feel like if I see two black people at the gym they somehow know each other

Idk if they actually do or if the sheer fact that they are black leads to them talking

>>53807440
A few years ago I would occasionally wonder about being black, just for the sheer novelty of being one of the few blacks in my college science classes.

Grass is always greener-- just gotta love who you are.

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>>53807410
>tfw you left your BSD open and poopy toilet water splashes on your chips

>>53807463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxrE07mBpqM

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>>53807440
Pathetic 2bh

>>53807496

>bsd

Big sack of Doritos?

>>53807486
>>53807440

I've never wondered what it would be like being black. Just asian a couple of times

>>53807595
bathroom snack drawer

>>53807610
I'm half-white half-asian. It's pretty ok.

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I'd tongue her fart box

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>>53807629
what do you keep in yours

>>53807710
bbq chips, flamin hot cheetos, a container of mixed nuts, and an emergency banana

Why do you fat fucks keep snacks in the bathroom?

Are ginger a different race than white people?

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>tfw you realize that you've become an adult not only in age but also in mind
I miss childhood, guys

>>53807629

I still find the idea to be odd

>>53807775
>>53807798
Do you guys fucking stare at the wall or what?

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>>53807775
>not keeping your BSD stocked at all hours of the day

>>53807776
Yes. We're a superior race.

>>53807807
Why is it okay to make fun of gingers and not other races then?

>>53807805
Yeah, I get in and get out. Why do you want to stay in the bathroom longer?

>>53807819
Same reason it's okay to make fun of whites and not others. The people on top get the most shit flung at them from the untermensch.

>>53807826
I'd rather not ruin my ass tissue trying to squeeze shit out of it as fast as possible.

>>53807837
I don't understand what you're trying to say

>>53807805

I stare at the ground

>not reading a magazine while you're taking a shit
>EATING
>WHILE SHITTING

this is weak b8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

>>53807879
You can read and eat and shit at the same time unless you're literally autistic and can only do one thing at a time.

It helps the waste pass through.

>>53807890
THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE

THIS IS MORE WORTHLESS THAN STAMP COLLECTING

STOP SPEED RUNNING ENTERTAINMENT IS SO FUCKING STUPID

>>53807919
>It helps the waste pass through.

You're a literal retard

>>53807932

Everything is a waste of time.

>>53807932
BUT FIRST

Holy shit lads, this chic from Orange won't stop txting and calling me

AHHH fuck she left a voicemail.... now I can't clear that shit.

Fucking never still your dick in crazy lads.

>>53807952
t. torn up anus

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rate me right now /cum/

>>53807995
Try pulling your legs towards your body if you really have a difficult time shitting, squatting makes it pass a lot better unlike eating your shit covered food.

I'm off to bed

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>>53808044
would destroy/10

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r8 my qt /cum/, been with her for a year, top notch girl, really sweet and smart + good in bed.

>pic related, shopping @ ikea

Why is Wisconsin such a shithole /cum/? Please tell me why?

>>53808120
nice to see you sticking with your own kind, chang

>>53808044
>would wall off/10
but honestly you're bro tier and a easy 7

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>>53808120
would destroy/10

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>>53808044
nigger/10

>>53808142
I'll have you know I'm a europoor and find that offensive.

>discover my vaporizer has an unvaped grinded 1g bowl in there

this is the greatest day of my life f@m

dude, weed, etc

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>>53808162
If trump built the great wall I would be so happy...

Building a world wonder is no small meme.

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>>53808159
Can I have more cozy pepes and memes like this?

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>>53808212
does this count?

>>53808207
hmm

i am unsure what message he is trying to convey

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>>53808212

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LMM has a gf, why don't you?

ded

>>53808135
it's truly the worst midwest state

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i love gondola

What if dreams aren't something that happen in your mind at all and are just your eyes reading images burned into them while your eyes are closed

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>>53808410

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>>53808437
me too
i want an edit of pic related where hes just off to the side watching, while the man is in front of the tank

>>53808405
bullshit

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>>53808441
Messy eater. Also, this was a bit gay desu.

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>>53808535
Hmm?
It was practically futa desu

I just found out that my uncle killed three indios back in 1992.

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>>53808593
>practically futa
One of them wasn't at all.

my moms found out i'm straight and they're kicking me out, it's fucking bullshit

>>53808721
Time to make your own way in the world, you potential rapist cis shitlord

>>53808628
I thought Mexicans were Indios
muh aztec heritage and shit

>>53808847
WE WAS AZTECS N SHIT

fuck, I had CIA filtered and thought /cum/ died because I didnt see the link

I've tortured people

>>53808535
the shaft on that is too thick desu

Being a republican women must be really fucking tough.

Like 99% of women culture is liberal aimed, like literally pretty much everything. That would really suck tbqh

>>53808405
LMM getting banned made him outside and actually get a gf.

Good for him, I guess banning him was a good thing afterall

>tfw don't watch any form of news
>don't watch TV or movies
>dont listen to the radio
>tfw I feel like I live on a different planet than most people

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>>53808628
Crazy heritage ese.

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>>53808916
I wouldn't know.

>>53809004
if I could access it without going through that opening I would
well I can but the other route's a bit worse desu
also nice desu

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>>53808690
Fine.
This one's kinda funny.
79746

>>53809004
>>53809004
pure
u
r
e

stop R O L E P L A Y I N G

>>53809065
Roleplaying? Where?

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me and /cum/

italian night club with cherry peppers desu

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>>53809086
how are you? my poo friend

>>53809065
Roleplaying who?

i'm freaking out guys

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Good night /cum/

>>53809050
>79746
Approved. I think I've read it before but forgot all about it.

>pure
pls

>>53809114
How come?

>>53809127
Good night.

>>53808900
it took me way too long to notice

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>>53809104
cereal

>>53809114
Why?

>>53809183
>How come?
i'm 18, have no money and no job, and my parents are kicking me out

>>53809183
Do you regret overplaying your hand with certain posts?

>>53809199
what kind

>>53809111
Sitting smugly in the library with my laptop. Because being in the library gives a false sense of being productive even if you're browsing 4chan.

>>53809219
>parents are kicking me out
How come?

>>53809226
>regret
I regret story time a little bit.

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>>53809226
cheerios

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>>53809219
Kicked out at 18? Damn that sounds a bit harsh. Do you in any way deserve it?

>>53809262
>go to library
>you're the only one there
>complete silence
so comfy

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>>53809320

complete isolation is spooky as fuck

>>53809293
>>53809311
my parents are staunch lesbians, they found out i'm straight and they are furious, they basically "raised me gay"

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>>53809355
What the fuck

>>53809343
not when you have /cum/ :3

>>53809262
Feels better than doing it in the dark in your room desu

>>53809293
Should have left it as butt stuff time senpai

>>53809295
plain?
honey nut > banana nut > dark chocolate crunch >>> the rest > plain

First for early mornings

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>>53809293
>I regret story time a little bit.
That's what you get for bullying, pure Texas anon.

>>53809363
i just went along with it hoping i could eventually get my shit together and cut ties with them once i could move out on my own, but i recently met a girl and they caught me

>>53809394

limeys >>>/out/

>>53809411
I sincerely hope your memeing us m8

>>53809412
Mean

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>>53809378
plain
I just snack on them desu

>>53809433
i'm not... they're pretty radical

i've had to put up with their indoctrination and insanity for my own self preservation

they work with an organization called rape relief, if you feel like looking that up to get an idea what they're like

>>53809437

we've let limeys in before and it always goes to hell

Im putting a stop to it before it starts

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>>53809378
Maybe.

>>53809399
I just wanted to hear some cute stories. I did no bullying, questionably impure anon.

>>53809487
Make me senpai

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tried to fall asleep but couldn't because i'm an idiot and had a coffee at 9pm

;___________;

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>>53809502

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>tfw when you will never experience love

i guess on the upside being kicked out will get me the fuck away from them, i just wish i was ready

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>>53809568
>experience intense passionate love
>have it die a terribly slow death where you become strangers

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>>53809546
cute rat
8/10 would not lay rat traps for

i've been trying to contact my mother for 4 days now and i've gotten nothing. ive left voice messages, texts and even emails. what do lads ;_;

>>53808847
I come from south-Mexico, from a family of "Hacendados" meaning that the government gave us control of a big chunks of land.
Before the "zapatista" uprising of 1994, a lot of tension begun in those zones, The indios wanted to burn the main house, so my uncle grabbed his gun and shoot them. They had to flee from the farm and made a deal with the government, a paramilitar group came into the farm and killed around 60 of them. That was fairly common until the "zapatistas" took control over there.

2016 and my family still has trouble with indios trying to steal shit from us (transportation) and shouting "discriminación" when they are punished.

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>>53809492
Well, you got your just deserts.
And being pure is very cute desu

>>53809630
if you're worried about her wellbeing call her local police department and request a check on her wellbeing

as long as your have her address they should do it

>>53809652
this is what im gonna do

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>>53809343
>me today
>walking home from the bus stop
>it's snowing heavily
>despite moderate traffic, you can barely hear cars across the street
>get inside
>fuggin chilly so I make some hot chocolate
>it's so quiet you can hear the element creaking as it warms
>the milk is bubbling now, and it's the loudest thing in the room
>put on a house coat
>stare out across the road in complete silence and watch the snow fall
>think about life in complete silence
>a pickup truck drives by
>it's out of earshot before it's out of sight

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>be lonely
>wanting so bad to be with people

>spend 2 hours with people
>wanting so bad to be alone

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Just watched The Matrix for the first time in a few years.

Took me back to when I was a kid and renting it on DVD from Blockbuster with my dad and brother. Felt pretty comfy and melancholic at the same time. If I ever have kids I will make sure they experience something similar.

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>>53809514
dummy
Why'd you drink coffee at 9pm anyway?
>>53809623
Snazzy Nazzy

>>53809719

Ive still only seen half of Reloaded

I had no idea what the hell was going on at that point

Have you ever masturbated to a video games before?

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>>53809719
Our kids will probably experience virtual reality if you know what I mean.

>>53809753
I've watched the whole trilogy so many times at this point I can't even count.

The first one is a classic, the second is okay, and the third is just filler save the final battle.

>>53809829
I've done it to a video game character before, does that count?

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>>53809649

>>53809836
Well of course, once we figure out how to implant the human mind in a computer and achieve machine super intelligence, we will have become gods.

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>>53809829

of course

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>>53809869
sowwy

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>>53809649

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>>53809953
http://blog.dictionary.com/just-deserts/

>>53809967
you're link is lies

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I'm into women

>>53810016
but you'll never be in one lmao

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>>53810044
Jumping to conclusions already, boy? (;

>>53810087
it holds true either way tbqf

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>>53810103
I think you are mistaking me

>>53810124
i think ur a mistake

>>53810124
ur anime

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>>53810137
I'd rip your face off if I ever get the chance

>>53809829
I have not.

>>53809886
It's okay. When I think about it, I don't regret not losing it yet I suppose.

>>53810016

are you a dyke?

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>>53810189
Just a dude

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>>53810225

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>>53810225
>>53810241
I'd cut your pee-pee off if I ever get the chance

Bunch of annoying fucks

I did it senpai

I bullshitted a 3 pagehistory essay the night before its due

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>>53810272

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>>53810272

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>>53810330

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>>53810310
>>53810330
I'm glad you ain't leaving offspring

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>>53810359

>>53809742
my trainer bought me a coffee after i finished at the gym today because he is a really cool guy
didn't want to say no to him

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Would you /cum/ friends mind voting for /urban/ and against /tr/? I'd really appreciate it
https://poal.me/bbhl69

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>>53810391

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>One Piece will end in your lifetime

>>53810411
Done

>>53810430

it should soon anyway

I love me some onu piecu, but its got damn near 800 chapters by now

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>>53810430
>anime will die in your lifetime

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>>53810418

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>>53810458
haha

>>53810435
Thanks m8

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>>53810466

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Welp
Pretty sure one of the capacitors is blown in my second monitor

fug my life

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>>53810494
Ur welcomed

>>53810529

RIP

>>53806898
wow boy
You are too cool for school.

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>>53810500

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>>53810556

>>53810454
Still got nearly 10 years tbqh, as long as Oda doesn't die.

Oda did say that the time skip was the half way point.

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who /at work/?

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shaved my nuts bros

I'm fucking invincible

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>>53810568

>>53810579

>working
>at midnight

>>53810601
Could be night shift, iunno

>>53810579
>working as a Starbucks marketer

>>53810626
That'd be pretty comfy 2bh

Where's the dude who always used to type "real nigga hours"?

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>>53810594

>>53810734
it's not rnh yet senpai

>>53810734

4 minutes, senpai

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>>53810735
brat

Good morning lads

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>>53810799
cute brat

>>53810806

DEBNTS
E
B
N
T
S

>>53810806
Good morning

Have my fellow Americans gave thanks to this great country yet?

How does it feel that no matter how bad things get, we will always be strong.

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>I just got called "senpai" two times

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>>53810808
mg mg

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WHO UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=060tL986SKc

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all dese hamboigas are making me hungry~

>USA Freedom Kids
For fuck's sake murrica

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>>53810994

cant handle the FREEDOM?

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>>53810934
I'm full desu

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>>53811053
>tfw no comfy Mexican food

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>>53811081
I seldom have Mexican food for dinner desu

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>>53811053
done desu

>>53810934
whens the /cum/ pizza party

>>53811114
You guys literally have one of the best cuisines on the planet. It is tied with our Creole cuisine in my mind.

I would kill to have a nice Mexican qt and a big plate of pollo en mole with as many tortillas as I want.

i'm really hungry now guys

gonna make food now brb

>>53811126
We could organize a time where everyone on /cum/ gets pizza at the same time since we can't all meet up in person

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>>53811053

nope gotta eat more!! don't waste a burger

>>53811126

Right now, I'm actually starving

>>53811148
That faggot's not a Mexican

>>53811185
but thats not as fun

>>53811190
omw!

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>>53811182

>no good food in my pantry except pasta

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>>53811192
I had no idea, but looking back it makes sense. What kind of Mexican wouldn't eat their own cuisine daily.

>>53811206
There's nothing else to do desu, unless there's some richfag that can easily afford to fly everyone

>>53811208
Do you have the following: Garlic (or garlic powder), salt, pepper, dried basil, chili flakes, and olive oil?

Boil your pasta, drain it, and put it aside in a bowl

If you have fresh garlic, heat up your pan and put a generous amount of olive oil in. Cook the garlic until it gets a good color on it.

If you don't have fresh garlic, just mix the pasta and all the ingredients together (including the garlic powder). Season to your taste. Add some parmesan cheese on top too if you have some.

It's nothing amazing, but it's something I found that makes plain pasta much better.

>>53811208
just made some toast with marble cheese on it desu
nothing fancy

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>>53811206
>omw!
No lewd stuff allowed

>backyard is pitch dark
>there's growling coming out of there

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>>53811206

partayyy!!

>>53811332

that's no fun~!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuKVqM-TWw8

>she will never make a home cooked meal for you and then sit on your face

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BACKUP NEEDED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330
>>53811330

>>53811316

yes, yes, yes, nope, nope, and no

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>>53811332
of course not

>>53811416
Weird when I hear the occasional word that's the same in swedish

Damn wish I understood spanish

>three old farts getting high on whatever in front of someone's house
>one of them starts having a bad trip
>grabs a very broken bottle and starts pressing it against his hand
>his buddies spent the next 10 minutes fighting him to remove the broken pieces of glass off his hand
>he keeps pressing harder
>whole fuckin hand covered in blood
>they finally subdued him
>take him into a car and drive off
And I thought I lived in a good zone lmao

>>53811464
What about butter?

Also, olive oil is something you should ALWAYS have something on hand. I recommend you go out and get a bottle asap, it doesn't have to be super high quality stuff just get what you can.

>>53811555
Same here, then I could talk in Spanish with my non blood related Mexican aunt

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>people still vote republican even though their biggest donors are banks and oil and gas every single election
Shillary ain't as bad but still not innocent either though. Bernie is. for now.

>>53811861
can't make this shit up

hey niggers

>2012
>obama the first black president is elected
>8 years later
>people think anybody can be president now that a black person was president
>trump and a literal communist are the leading candidates.

The Mayans were right the entire time

>>53812041
Obama was first elected in 2008 though.

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anybody else watch x-files?

>>53812041
>literal communist

Sanders is only a moderate.

>>53811861
Why are universities perceived to be better than oil companies or banks? They rob our youth worse than anything else will their entire lives. And microsoft and google don't exactly have spotless reputations either...

>>53812067
no that was a dumb show

>>53811861
Which is why everyone is leaning Trump in the republican party. He hasn't taken donations. And that has done wonders for his campaign. Jesus fucking christ you know you has the most money of ALL candidates right now? Jeb. He's loaded from real estate investment companies, oil and gas, and banks and other finance companies. Last I saw he's over 100 mil in large donations. Trump is smart to run on this. Bernie is too, because yes Hillary is getting money from these guys too and the one thing I agree with Bernie on is yes the campaign system we have is fucked to oblivion. How the hell can I trust a president who is taking money from an interest group? Someone who lobbies for something they specifically want and they make huge donations to candidates? Sorry but I just can't trust that at all

So I welcome Trump v Sanders. At least we would fucking know where they really stand

>>53812132

you're a dumb show

its comfy and has good spooky detective adventures

>>53812150
>spooky

its not even spooky though its stupid

>>53812159

how much have you actually watched?

If trump wins he's building a world wonder, something that will be remembered for generations.

How could you not vote for greatness?

>>53812190
Every episode

>>53812107
Banks and oil companies specifically go to Washington and lobby for what they want and they get what they want. Universities and microsoft and google don't do this. Do you know why Oklahoma is getting hammered with a record number of earthquakes? Did you even know they were having them? It's "unexplainable" so far, and any research done on this topic will either be funded by oil companies or interest groups, or they will step in and question your research and dismiss it if you find that it's the fracking that's causing the earthquakes. And the politicians won't do anything because they're pocketing change from these big companies. Check out their senator here
https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00005582

I made drunk on a Monday/Tuesday. Forgive my degeneracy.

Captcha kept asking me to identify salads and I barely made it.

>>53811861
I never understood why you'd vote for republicans who bend over backwards taking the dick from banks and oil companies etc. They do everythign to protect the rich why vote for them?

>>53812229

why did you watch the whole series if you dont like it?

thats 9 seasons of pure hate

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>cities are filled with liberal filth and city niggers
>suburbs are expensive beyond my means
>rural areas have nojobs
Wat do

>>53812230
>Universities don't get what they want
>running the biggest scam in the country
>will very likely put the country into another recession sooner or later

Just because one is bad doesn't mean both aren't bad.

>>53812243
Just so I could win this internet argument

>>53812240
Anything is preferable to a step towards being your country, sweden

>>53812240
You seem to think democrats are immune to corporate interest.

>>53812255
They're still not lobbying in Washington to get politicians to look the other way when something isn't right or to cut funding for certain things because they want something their way, like dumping coal ash in rivers and polluting water sources with mercury and arsenic but finding literally nothing wrong with it even though it 100% violates the clean water act mandated by the EPA, yet like everything this just happens because politicians are protecting those companies and industries. It's corruption. No one is forced to go to University, you make a choice to go.

>>53812336
Because they already have everything they want. A huge portion of the population is already indebted to them for life.

>>53812240
Hillary has taken money from big banks as well, which is why Bernie Sanders has run so heavily on that issue and always reminds people he hasn't taken money from these groups

Trump as well, he is self financing and only taking small public donations from individuals

>>53812230
The Tech companies do do this you moron, they're constantly pulling for more H1B visas. And the Universities are the same as the public unions, they're doing it for more government grant money.

>>53812336
And good science is good science and bad science is bad science regardless of who is funding it. If all you can do is point at funding then you can't defend your position worth a shit.

>>53812355
They've never forced anyone to go to university, it's always been a choice but more and more people have decided to go to college to stay competitive in job markets. I don't think that's necessarily right, college should be for everyone because it isn't and even though it is preparation for a job it should be something you want to do, not just something you're doing to get work even if you don't want to do it. That's just our culture and it needs to change, there should be work for people with high school diplomas or tradework

>>53812459
>should
shouldn't*
>>53812440
The fact that there are people who hold positions of power in this country and will deny even an ounce of climate change because they take money from oil and gas is enough alone to never vote for anyone in that party. Universities and tech companies are not lobbying to cut social security, to bail out big banks, to look the other way when fracking is clearly an issue, to affect legislation on environmental policies even though they have special interests. I can complain all I want but I know it's never going to change. People are too loyal to their parties to even consider opening up a new viewpoint on something, and that's stupid. If republicans would reconsider their environmental policies, I'd vote for them, but they won't, and you and I both know why they won't.

>>53812459
>That's just our culture
That's just generations of white-collar teachers who've never got their hands dirty looking down on blue-collar work and imprinting that onto their students. K-12 education is shit, which devalues the HS diploma and forces people into additional schooling which the Federal Government makes expensive as fuck by pumping tons of loan money into the pockets of stupid 18-year-olds.

>>53812569
You're bending over backwards to toe the D party line, so don't lecture others about party loyalty.

>>53812680
I'm neither a democrat nor a republican, Like I said if you remove the republican idiotic environmental policies I'd be more willing to vote for them. I'm right on social issues and domestic and foreign policy, but I won't budge on the issue I feel is most important to me. I'm a scientist, why would I vote for people who say I'm a liar and making things up? It's a damn shame. I despise party allegiances, you vote on issues and who you feel is the better candidate, not who has an R or D.

>>53812795
Well, for one thing, you can blame the media for the popular sentiment about climate change. From the start, they're scientifically and technologically illiterate yet they're the public's window of insight into both areas. And 50 years of apocalyptic messaging about overpopulation, ice ages, warming and perennial "watershed moments" have rendered a good amount of the public apathetic or skeptical about these sorts of things. The sheer amount of data allows for all sorts of bullshitting with model specification. And then none of the specific predictions are falsifiable within anyone's lifetime. So why are you surprised that there are people that are skeptical?
Again, going after funding without addressing the arguments made is just an argument ad hominem.

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>pure Texas anon

>>53813344
u dunnit nao

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>>53813344

>>53813346
There's nothing wrong with being pure.

Reminder >>53800522

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>>53813375
i know

Where has Canada been? Why do you guys keep scaring them off?

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>>53813369
He's too masculine to be dominated like that. It should be a feminine boy at least.

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>>53813458
I don't have any recommendations desu

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>>53813458
or

maybe

he should be dominated by feminine boys instead

Whats the episode of Kiss X Sis where the sisters grind their pussies on the bear

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>>53813401
And don't forget I can change it if I really wanted to.

>>53813552
Why does it seem like it's getting harder to find good ones?

>>53813602
If the choice is between a masculine or feminine boy, the feminine one deserves to be dominated. It's only natural.

>>53813655
sounds like an eventful show

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>>53813658
>And don't forget I can change it if I really wanted to.

>>53813655
Probably one of the OVAs.

>>53813655
the second one I'm pretty sure

>>53813690
>>53813715
Is this the most fappable episode? I can't remember

I wanna bully you american anime posters.

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>>53813658
>And don't forget I can change it if I really wanted to.
don't worry anon, i know

>>53813741
no bullying around here sorry