/asean/- Martin Luther King day edition

selamat pagi cikgu

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>>53753218
>we

>>53753295
la la la li lu,
la la la

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>>53753218
>we

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>>53753370
>tumblr

>>53753370
>>53753517
>>53753536
Redditfrogs out

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>>53753573
I agree

>>53753218
So Binay's campaigning is mostly just for the fight against discrimination of nognogs and manlets?
Anything else?

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>>53753218

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>>53753865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP4Cq3VTagU

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME

>>53753218
Stop making it flipnig centric they can't relate contain your butthurt about nigs like binay and dutdut

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>>53753218
>We
now why'd you have to go on do that?

How much should I save up for me to start my own business?
I dont want to stay in corporate and be a wageslave for the rest of my life.

>>53754376
how old are you?

>>53754411
23

>>53754425
do you have wechat?

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>>53753218
What do you mean by this?

>>53754460
Why? I have. What's your proposal to me anon?

>>53754376
>Vote someone who proposes the lowest income tax
>you save
>Start business

>>53754484
planning to visit phiillipines on august, you can teach me things there
we can do something together with factories

>>53754376
jolibee/mcdo/7eleven - 30m
hardware store - 5m
internet cafe - 500k
bakery - 300k
sari sari store - 100k
barber shop - 50k
bootleg cd vendor - 1k
brothel - free

>>53754580
Send me your code so I can add you up.
Which part of NCR are you planning to visit?
Start up or retail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4

Tshhh-tshhh-tshhh-tshhhhhhhhh

>>53754544
Meriam

>>53754606
We bought our hardware from a chink for about 2M. Hueheue.

>>53754606
I could actually open a sari-sari store right now

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>>53753449
La da dee la da da

>>53754665
first to get a general knowledge of phillipines
find a safe place in manila (hotel) where I can return later
check banks, open accounts
learn the transportation
look for factories and products
know the ports
I have the same age as you
etc

better your give me your wechat ID , lets go to other board to do the transfer

>>53754665
>>53754862
Am I witnessing the birth of the biggest company in the flip yet here?

>>53754580
>on august
confirmed pinoy

only pinoys have this grammar

>>53754862
What other board anon?

>>53754889
Hopefully so.

>>53754972
Report him for proxying and planning to kidnap 23 year old flip to use his butthole for putih kontol wwkwkwkwkw

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Going to Thailand tomorrow

>>53755062
Boris!
We missed you
About time for you to go there
May thai buddha bless you with full tummy and plenty of brown pussy and boipucci

>>53755058
Wew. Thanks protecting my fragile bp from molesters, sex tourist.

>>53755131
Thanks, Norkek.
I'm going to visit Cambodia for two days too.

>>53755057
>>>/an/2039769

>>53755062
>>53755162
boipussy and seepee?
good combination

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>>53753970
>>53753865
>>53753536
the smug Aussies are back

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>>53755062
lucky you
i want to go to thairand as well but i'm stuck here working in the office

>>53755131
Are Russians big time sex tourists?

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>>53752376
shut it down, they know.. :^)

>>53755057
pls write some sentences in the tagalog

>>53755202
looks like 23 year old wagecuck is going to smuggle fishes

>>53755234
Work hard to earn your deserved vacation.

>>53755303
Masyadong masarap ang spaghetti ni Jollibee

>>53755303
Nilaga ang ulam nmen mmaya.

>the current year
>not watching based Peter Russell Clarke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXv7i2PuP0U

Our economy is shit, how is yours doing?

>>53755303
ge

>>53755303
ako ay malibog na mahilig mangkiskis ng umbog ng aking bayag sa mga kasabay sa biyahe

>>53755457
Stable since we dont rely on china much and service sector pretty much serves as shock absorbers from market volatility

>>53755303
edi wow,bigyan ng jacket

>>53755464
okx

>>53755479
kakajakol ko lang at pinapahid ko ang ang tite na may tamod sa mukha ng kasabay sa biyahe

>>53755244
Not sure. I've only experienced those rich Russians in Greece
The worst kinds of tourists together with chinks. Obnoxious, loud mouthed arrogant twats that you want to punch so hard. There's entire towns that consist of more Russians than Greeks, and there's fur coat stores every 100th meter along the road.

They're probably big time sex tourists in Thailand if the hookers in Russia are not so popular. Atleast there's a huge Russian mafia there.

Boris is good though. He acknowledge about the rich Russian tourists being hated so much
I don't think he will be an actual sex tourist.

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>>53753218
>mfw I had a great Lee-Jackson Day on friday

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>>53755535

>>53755162
Try their unique cuisine
I heard they serve alot of BBQ-ed or fried insects, including spiders

>>53755457
if we had self sustained agriculture(rice) ours could survive the fall of yuan and dorrars anytime.

>>53755303
heto ako basang-basa sa ulan
walang masisislungan
walang malalapitan
sana'y may luha pa
akong maiiluha
At ng mabawasan ang aking kalungkutan

>>53753218
>Pinoys playing football
Was this really a thing? Is it still a thing? I know you like Basketball.

>>53755457
How does it feel that your DUDE president struggles to legalize WEED which was something a majority of his voters voted him for LMAO

>>53755303
Nabuntis tapos okay lang?
Ano 'yun? Naglalakad tapos nasagasaan ng rumaragasang titi?

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>CGI is 100x better in the commercial than in actual TV shows in Philippines

What was the name of the show that had these kung fu CGI mmonkey?
That show looked like a children's comedy, but was actually a serious drama

>>53755587
I'm actually not sure about Russians being sex tourists. A lot of my friends have traveled to Thailand or Vietnam, but they were more interested in hot feather, drinks, and beaches. The only ones who had sex there, had sex with other Russian tourists, not prostitutes. But of course, there might be other people who go there for this exact reason.
I'm not going there for sex, I just want a change of setting, and to see other countries.
>>53755655
Gross desu

>>53755874
I know what show you mean, but I can't remember it

Why are you even watching TV here?

>>53755874
It's much easier to make 30 seconds animation clip than a full length film.
Also, our animators knows that there's no profit in our movie industry as well local networks' lack of support and enthusiasm.

>>53755929
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeoy0zUu6bqnwORlnomg_nMlo6ablbQM7

also I will visit indonesia this year
currently learning bahasa
bisa, saya, mobil, itu, ini, di, makan, akan, satu, seratus,

>>53756158
You forgot kontol

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>>53756184
Stop teaching people bad language

>>53756212
M-maaf bos

>>53756158
aku makan kontol sedap

i went to manila and it was fun, i am back now, i hope you all remember me :(

>>53755745
It's a propaganda newspaper where the Americans portray us like an African country with ripe, undeveloped lands because the general population of America believed that the Spanish Empire only established a slavery market and nothing more, which isn't true because Filipinos under the Spanish rule weren't treated like slaves but 2nd class citizens who have to work 20+ years to pay off their obligations to the Spanish government, and there were developments made by the Spanish Empire in the Philippines, it's only in the later years that the Filipinos were completely dissatisfied with the Spanish rule because Spain was disintegrating from being an empire and we were basically out of reach for Spain to maintain its power.

Americans also did this so that they can completely acquire the Philippines in the manner of Louisiana purchase, which didn't happen. Filipinos were resolved to become independent of foreign power, only at that time, Manuel Roxas/Sergio Osmena was kind of competing for the presidential position with Manuel Quezon, leader of the Philippine Commonwealth, so politics here used to be chaotic, which was a great opportunity for Americans to disassemble us and make us a state through establishing numerous propaganda (i.e. making Jose Rizal the national hero of the Philippines).

tl;dr, it's propaganda during the 1910's, Americans thought Philippines when generalized are populated by niggers with mud huts

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>>53756294
We know you as the half chink, half alberto sex tourist

>>53755945
>Why are you even watching TV here?
this

>>53756425
>making Jose Rizal the national hero of the Philippines

why do we keep insisting this as propaganda?
he started the revolution weather or not that's what he wants.

It seems like they use this image especially the highland tribes as an excuse no to give us equal representaion

>>53756294
Macao please dont leave us!

About 75% of Failippinos are fucking trash. Seriously Manny Pacquiao plans to run for fucking President and all the dumb retarded beggar plebs will likely vote for him. Afterall he won as a Congressman despite being a highschool dropout, that's some brillant Failippino logic right there. Some of our previous presidents are a fucking ex-convict, an action star, and a Chinese housewife who never studied politics. All the dumbass masses kicked out our greatest President who didn't fucking realize that the so called President made our country 2nd to Asia at that time now where on the bottom of the barrel. Then there's these retarded Muslim rebels and barbaric mountain tribes that doesn't do anything good for the country. And as much as I fucking hate the Chinese-Filipinos they are are actually making this country better compared to the natives.

TL;DR: Fuck all of the Failippino masses. If I can become a dictator I will wipeout anyone in the Philippines with an IQ below 90 and send them to a fucking concentration labor camp or force them to the military and they won't get any food if they don't join the army aka North Korea style.

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Rest in peace,Pepe

>>53756875
kumusta na manong mangingisda?

>>53756294
raer flag

Antum barusan ngomong apa,felacur? Asal antum tahu, a'na ini adalah lulusan fertama dari FPI, dan a'na telah merazia 300 warteg. A'na terlatih dalam ferang gorilla dan a'na adalah fementung terhebat di seluruh FPI. Antum bukan afa-afa selain tafir untuk difentung. A'na bakal memfentung antum dengan kebarokahan yang tiada bandingannya di bumi ini, ingat kata-kata a'na. Antum fikir antum bisa lari setelah menzholimi a'na di internet?Fikir lagi, tafir! Ketika kita berbicara, a'na telah menyiafkan jaringan laskar rahasia a'na di seluruh Indonistan dan IP antum sedang ditelusuri sekarang juga sehingga antum lebih baik bersiaf untuk badai, tafir. Badai yang akan menghilangkan nyawa antum, your blood is holol! A'na ada dimana saja, kafan saja dan bisa memukuli antum dengan 700 laskar. Tidak hanya itu, a'na memiliki seluruh fentung FPI dan Satfol FF dan a'na bakal menggunakannya dengan kebarokahan yang tiada bandingannya untuk memfentung bokong antum dari muka benua ini, antum tahi kecil. Kalau saja antum tahu afa yang akan ana balas terhadaf komentar "fintar" antum di internet mungkin antum akan menahan lidah antum, tafir. Tafi antum tidak bisa, tidak bisa dan antum membayar harganya, bahlul. Ana bakal berak di muka antum dan antum bakal tenggelam dalam tahi ana. Antum mamfus, tafir.

>>53757103
KONTOL

>>53757103
Ana cuma bercanda, antum.
Jangan marah

>>53755945
>>53756745
I just visit the sister 8pm to eat dinner, and the TV is on there the entire time
I just peek at it once in a while seeing why the hell someone is crying again in the current drama out of 23 airing.
And yesterday I was sick and was laying on the couch dowstairs in the sister's house while the TV was on
Top quality material
I watched it ironically

>>53757193
did you fug her?
just touch her knee then slowly move your hands to her tummy and she will do the rest.

>>53756875
>All the dumbass masses kicked out our greatest President who didn't fucking realize that the so called President made our country 2nd to Asia at that time now where on the bottom of the barrel.

This
>muh aquionoos

>>53757372
too early for marcos fagging

Apa-apaan yang barusan lu bilang itu jing? Lu harus tau kalo gue itu adalah anggota terbaik di Denjaka , dan gue udah beberapa kali terlibat dalam serangan rahasia ke GAM di Aceh, dan gue udah berhasil menewaskan lebih dari 300 orang. Gue terlatih dalam peperangan gorilla dan gue adalah sniper terbaik di seluruh Angkatan Darat. Lu itu ga berarti apa-apa buat gue, buat gue lu itu cuma target biasa. Bener-bener gue lenyapkan lu dari dunia ini, inget kata-kata gue. Lu pikir lu bisa kabur dari bacotan lu di internet? Pikir lagi nyet. Gue barusan aja kontak sama jaringan mata-mata rahasia gue di seluruh Indonesia dan IP lu udah gue telusuri jadi sekarang lu mendingan siap-siap tod. Bakal gue habisin kehidupan lu yang menyedihkan itu. Mati lu tong. Gue bisa ada dimana aja, kapan aja, dan gue bisa ngebunuh lu lebih dari tujuh ratus cara, dan itu cuma pake tangan kosong. Ga cuma terlatih di pertarungan tanpa senjata, tapi gue juga punya akses ke seluruh gudang senjata TNI dan bakal gue pake semaksimal mungkin buat ngehapus muka pantat lu dari muka bumi ini, dasar taik lu. Kalau aja lu tau bencana apa yang bakal nimpa lu karena comment sok pinter itu, mungkin lu bakal ngejaga lidah sialan lu. Tapi lu ga bisa, dan lu tetep ngelakuinnya, dan sekarang lu harus menebus kegoblokan lu. Bakal hanyut lu dalam kemarahan gue. Mampus lu tong.

Implying Marcos can compete against Chiz

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>>53757103
>>53757510
enough sanjaya

>>53757273
Fuck no, she got a fucking millionaire(in dollars actually) chink as husband
I'd probably get tortured eternally, having my balls squeezed between a piece pliers before having them roasted like BBQ.
Then i would have a hot glowing red rod inserted into my anus and then i would be forced to pull it out before being forced to benchpress it with 100kg of weight 10 times
Then I would be forced to accept Chinks as master race while being raped by bambo sticks

>>53757510
weak ass copypasta translation, jokowi

wait til I get back from campus and I'll show you the real shit

quote this post in future threads

>>53757551
>Be Marcos Family
>Hated family in the 70-80s
>Gets exiled in the country
>Claims stolen billions
>Back in the country less than a decade

Why is this allowed again?

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Hey Faggots,
Nama saya John, dan aku benci setiap satu dari anda. Kamu semua adalah lemak, terbelakang, dengan tidak ada kehidupan yang menghabiskan setiap detik hari mereka melihat gambar keledai bodoh. anda segala sesuatu yang buruk di dunia. Jujur, memiliki salah satu dari anda pernah mendapat pus apapun? Maksudku, saya kira itu menyenangkan membuat olok orang karena ketidakamanan anda sendiri, tetapi anda semua mengambil ke tingkat yang baru. Ini bahkan lebih buruk daripada masturbasi untuk gambar di facebook.
Jangan menjadi orang asing. Hanya memukul saya dengan tembakan terbaik anda. Aku cukup banyak yang sempurna. Aku adalah kapten tim sepak bola, dan pemula di tim basket saya. Olahraga apa yang anda bermain, selain "jack off ke orang Jepang telanjang ditarik"? Saya juga mendapatkan nilai A, dan memiliki pacar panas membenturkan (Dia hanya meniup; Sial begitu tunai). Anda semua Faggots yang hanya harus membunuh dirimu. Terima kasih untuk mendengarkan.
Pic Terkait: Ini aku dan jalang saya

>>53757645
KONTOL

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Dr. Pavel. CIA ako

let's all talk in indonesian at randam XD
KONTOL GAN

also,how is the colonial era taught in your country?

>>53757686
pokpok pankatot

>>53757510
>peperangan gorilla

now watch me whip

my dream: mass murder 700 million whites for the keks
I saw this on an anime

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>>53757645
>Sial begitu tunai
kek

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>>53757745
K O NT O L
O
N
T
O
L O T N O K

we were taught that we bravely fought off the dutch with superior guerilla warfare

aceh warriors STRONGEST warriors alive, fought to the very last man (even though they lost)

>mfw I found out that our cuntry was at its highest point when we were a Dutch colony

>>53757821
what happened to your leaf canada bro?

>>53757821
start with norkek

>>53757745
pretty good actually
they tell us that not all bule was bad
some of them were good and helped us to get our freedom

>>53757850
Taken down for maintenance
To be replaced by the herbal leaf

watch me nae nae

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>>53757822
>Sial begitu tunai

yeah, google translate didn't do a very good job of that

kekkles

What/who is Kontol?

>>53757868
Rood

>>53757940
kamu makan kontol
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwk

ooh watch me, watch me

I think mass murder the white race its easy
-make a few billions with trading
-buy a bio-tech company
-develop 60 viruses designated to only infect white DNA
-all the 60 viruses must start to infect whites in different places around the world and at the same time preventing whites to develop a cure fast
-kek & lel
-700 whites are dead
-lets destroy their bodies and make food for animals

>>53757940
Kontol is a respectful term used for the most honorable persons and law enforcers
'Makan kontol ku" is something you should say to all police officers in Indonessia to show your appreciation for them serving and protecting the civillian population and you aswell

You might notice many write "Wkwkwkkwwkwkwk" aswell. This is the Indonesian onomatopoeic way to write the clapping noise.

>>53758035
*700 million

>>53758045
So, it's benis then? 555555

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Do you like cats? :3

>>53758086
Yes
Don't you say benis to cops there aswell? :DDDDD pyatpyatpyatpyatpyat

>>53758104
من هو هذا السائل المنوي شيطان؟

Whats the different between Papuan and Abo?

>>53758322
not a great deal

>>53758322
Torres Strait Islanders are considered as Abos, and they are literally the same as Papuans.

>>53753218
Your forefathers are negroes?

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>>53753218
Going to Singapore this week. Any sights to check other than Universal Studios? [spoiler] Also interested if there are IT jobs available

>>53758160
What?_?

Does /Asean/ have a tinychat room?

>>53758492
no
but there's plenty of tiny kontols

>>53758506
? what's that?
link?

>>53757602
Ilocanos are retards, more news at 11!

>>53758400
This is haram

>>53758525

See
>>53758045

>>53756032
>Also, our animators knows that there's no profit in our movie industry as well local networks' lack of support and enthusiasm.

It's almost as if it is POTTERY

>>53758035
>buying biotech

Takes 20 years to make it a profitable investment senpai

allahu akbar tbqhfam

>>53759319
How's insomnia faM?

>>53759356
>imblyig i'm actually posting from the US of A

>>53759399
>imblying you're actually from /asean/

>>53759458
i'm from the region but not an official /asean/ country

put it this way, you and I share exactly the same timezone. It's 1:54pm here.

>>53759484
Posting from the Scarborough shoal, I presume?

>>53759506
not quite. I'm on an island somewhere between Indonesia and Antarctica.

>>53758160
kek

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is Chowking's Chao Fan considered Chinese cuisine?

>>53759978
Chao Fan is Malaysian food

>>53759978
>derish

>>53760039
What's chao fan?
Is it a cousin of cheow fun?

>>53759978
A bit bland for my tastes, but their Dim Sung is better than before.

>>53760078
Yes

Not sure if this is true. A lot more shocking allegations. Tonnes of questions for Najib to answer. But for how long he has stopped having press conference?

https://medium.com/@sarawakreport/najib-negotiates-his-exit-but-he-wants-safe-passage-and-all-the-money-exclusive-disclosure-8d7d44343b50#.gwijkkmt4

>>53759978
>siomai and gook rice

Fucking KFC

>>53760256
If Najib goes then ISIS will take over the country.

>>53760403
Malaysia is already ISIS

>>53759978
what the hell am i looking at?

>>53759978
>siomay with rice
I don't know what to say about this.

>>53759978
i feel terrible like chilly fever everytime i eat that
only good thing that came out in chowking is black gulaman and their chinese style chicken

>>53760518
siomay 8/10
siomay with rice 9/10

[spoiler]inb4 go back to reddit[/spoiler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo

>>53760774
Go back to kaskuck

>>53760853
very thought provoking art performance

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>>53760518
soon you will taste it
im starting to feel asean integration is just like a code word for pinoy domination

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>>53761019
Siomay is indon OC tbqh pham

>>53761090
>fish dumpling
>peanut sauce

yep, indon OC indeed.

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>>53761090
>PEANUT SAUCE
Why would someone with a sane mind does that?

>>53761227
why not? Satay is often coupled with peanut paste

>>53761090
>It is derived from Chinese

Story of ASEAN life

kek

>>53761227
I always add chillies on mine

>>53761227
Peanut sauce is the way of Southeast Asia m8.

>>53761326
you shut your whore mouth you sissy ass bitch

>>53760576
eat in a different branch

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>>53761363

>>53761227
*Liquified Feces

masakit na ang aking kamay at tite kakajakol putang ina

>>53761465
Shut the hell up

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Ask Chinese/Vietnamese anything.

>>53761486
ho chin minh is sad your in burger land

>>53761486
do you browse r/asianmasculinity?

post some qt's lads, I need a wank

>>53761486
my chinese neighbors always complains to me about the nanking massacre. all I say is, it ain't me.

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>>53761556

>>53761486
Do you prefer Yuan or Dong?

>>53761465
>nagjajakol pa rin siya gamit ang kanyang mga kamay
>taong dalawang libot labing-anim
nasubukan mo nang magjakol gamit lang ang iyong kasanayan sa pag kiskis ng umbok na tite sa mga katabing pasaherong nakatayo.

>>53761486
it aint me

>>53761529
lol.
>>53761550
I'm not a reddit browser, I've been there but I havent fully lurked.
>>53761565
>nanking massacre
lol memes
>>53761593
I'm not sure, do you mean currency?

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>>53761585
fucking disgusting

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>>53761486
Can I be your friend?

do you guys have bros/sis?
I want to know how you interact with them. ( are you guys cool, hate each other, relationship)

>>53761728
Of course you can! you can even have my skype if you want.

what are you listening to /asean/

I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyNOg4jSRg

>>53761810
>tfw no juicy australian meat in my mouth

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>>53761733
I want to cuddle but she keeps running away from me ;_;

>>53761733
I have twò sisters. The older one maintains a formal, but sincere attitude while the younger onè just spouts memes in my general direction. Needless to say we usually interact in a normaĺ fashion.

>>53761686
>trying this hard to be white
wew

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>>53761486
Destiny4LifeX

>>53761850
pic related is half irish tho

>>53761830
how can other countries even compete?

We have the best TV in the Western world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXktI5dkq8

>>53761847
Im curious at what memes children are saying these days

Care to give examples?

>>53761733
i treat him shit at every way
>push him out of the comfy side of sofa
>try to jew out my mom to buy me new shit while he gets my dick smelling old shit
>when he is late at dinner and everyone has a rice i left him with burned rice under
>i once threw a statue on his face now he has a scar in his forehead
>delete all his anime bookmarks in family computer
>blame him on everything
>download fuckload of torrents while he makes his assignments/studies
>which eventually lead him to really borderline(palakol) grades and bully his dumb shit

>>53761733
I protect my cute little sister she hides behind me and clings to my shirt when a stranger speaks to us.
Hearing her call me kuya is what I live for

>>53761765
it's alright,reading your /asean/ posts is more than enough for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEBxVcRnTJY

I'm into chillstep today, it's relaxing for working/studying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMIkSv00xc

>>53761847
>younger one just spouts memes

is your younger sister Nep?

>>53762306
>""""""""""meme""""""""""
she's a 9faggot for sure.

>>53761933
She watches youtubers and plays minecraft. She knows about pepe and 4chan. She's also 12. I fucked up lads
>>53762340
she used to be one tbqh.

>>53762401
did you tell her about legen?

>>53762401
lemme guess, she watch SSundee plays minecraft and copy him

>>53762401
>minecraft
Why didnt you supply her with good games anon?

>loli on 4chan
at least it aint reddit or 9gag
make her browse /pol/

i bet the boston editor never seen a Filipino

>>53755303
Pokpok pakantot

>>53762543
because I only play dota 2 atm and she doesn't trust my recommendations. she only knows about 4chan, she doesn't actually go here

>>53762558
just propaganda to drown out those who criticized US going all imperialist like the UK,the very people they didn't like

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WE WUZ PRESIDENT AND SHIET

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>>53762833
literally did nothing wrong

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/756144/jojo-binay-booed-at-cebu-sinulog-festival

>>53762543
minecraft is good game you cunt

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>>53763584
>>53762818
>these guys like minecraft or DOTA 2

You're a retard if you don't think both of those games have autistic communities.

>>53764254
and what does that have to do with them liking certain games?

>>53764339
Give me back my video games.

>>53762401
Do you fuck her?

I've lost my piecost

How do I get good at Dota 2

I keep jumping between 3.5-4k mmr

>>53764339
Because sometimes autistic communities ruin the experience to me.

Now if it was a singleplayer only game though...

>>53764439
stop playing in your comshop

>>53764439
Stop playing manchildren game

>>53764439
>>53764439
Pick pa and go mid

>>53764396
It's about three dollars

>>53764439
Pick Meepo and go Top and Mid

Trilane top and push and farm like there's no tomorrow

>>53764822
Do I need a Razer mouse to play him properly?

>>53764439
>pick riki
>perma invi
>buy gem
>be a perma mobile obs/sent at 5:00

>pick warlock
>pretend to support safe lane
>actually get every last hit
>tell carry to fuck off
>rush aghs and refre
>wreck all lanes with your op fatal bonds and golems every 195s

>pick am
>git gud

>>53764463
you just have to get used to it.

>>53764750
Thanks m8

>>53753218
What a racist image

bogan here, cooking rice for first time

wish me luck you gooks

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>http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/551679/news/nation/guns-used-in-jakarta-terror-attack-came-from-phl-report

>>53765714
Dutdut 2016

>>53765689
1 : 1 ratio m8

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>>53765643

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>>53765714
>country of muslim terrorist
>needing guns from Philippines

>>53765714
I just came here to say that wanting to fertilize her egg clutch is perfectly normal
bye

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>>53765689
The height of water and the height rice should be same m8

NAKAKAINIP! @_@

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>>53765764
Mfw It's Happening.

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>shilling for his link that no one cares about

how sad yet funny

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>>53753218
What is the most racist video in youtube you've ever watched /asean/ ?

>>53766209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU

Bojio

>>53766151
Magkantutan tayo ng mawala yang pagķainip mo :)

>>53765714
i thought we were friends

>>53766209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Kxu9Xl5Ss

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What the appeal of maids?

>>53765002
No

Get an Ayylienware one

>>53765714
Flip guns a shit. Pindad a best.

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>>53766110
>>53766650

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>>53766872
Our 1911 beats your pistol.

>>53765689
Make sure there's no spider in it, m8.

>>53766711
Subservience and frilly skirts

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Which one would you /a/sean?

>>53765714
>Guns from philippines
>Guys from malaysia
>Attack in indonesia

so this is /asean/ integration

>>53765714
F-Flip, h-how could you

>>53765689
How'd you go? Most foolproof way is 1 cup of rice to 1.5 cups of water

Some rice needs 2 cups though
Read the instructions you bogan

>>53765714
>inb4 operation merdeka has been reactivated

the corect way to measure water rice ratio is by using your finger

>>53767105
That's how you lot do it

We don't eat as much rice as you so need simpleton instructions by measurement kek

>>53767161
Remember, equal height of rice and water

>>53767202
I will try it next time. Just ate sate ayam and rice but had rice left over from yesterday in the fridge, so just microwaved it

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>>53767161

the good thing is that I look asean
after learning the language I will be just another local who deserve the real prices instead of prices for foreigners
nobody will know that In fact Im from a country 12000 km far

post your favorite animes and why you hate kikes

>>53767066
he prolly accidentally cooked enough rice to feed the entire chinese population 3bh

>>53767161
Finger your rice like you would finger an asian girl

>>53767330
Hard and fast, ok got it

>>53767237
>leftover rice
Ewwwwww

>>53767361
Spray it with a bit of water and heat it in microwave. It's not that bad, especially when you feel lazy

>>53767261
Are you cooking rice without ricecooker?

>>53767283
Aing teh teu percaya sama akang.

>>53767361
>>53767404
You know that nasi goreng tastes better if you use yesterday rice, don't you?

>>53767105
This

>>53767283
you're pinoy, i knew it

>>53767691
fried rice indon OC, do not steal.

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>>53767261
>no rice cooker
cute hands though

in Peru the formula to cock rice
1 portion of rice
2 portions of water

Peru please

Stop being a shit in Dota whenever I que in US East.

>>53765714
s-sorry

Im new to the asean general
I know norkek is a sex tourist
do we have more of these here?

>>53768068
No. Sex-tourist is haram

>>53767691
Absolutely

>>53768068
you

>>53767010
we're friends !

>>53767608
kunaon meuni curigaan pisan euy

>>53767850
Peru pls

>>53768277
??

>>53768277
Sorry

>>53768812
>>53768812
>>53768812

New bread

S

Sino ang MAY gustong maggvideo chat in Tinych@ .____.

>>53768932
hello mona,what did you eat?

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FINISHER