/asean/ Pertagan max edition

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xth for
>the archipelagic state of the phillipines

>>53717556
Bagus gan

حلح قنطل

>>53717582
Get the fuck out, Mohammed

#jakartaisnotafraid

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>>53717503

>>53717629
Post bagus gan

>>53717556
>And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell. -Matthew 5:30

Wait are Muslims following the teachings of Christ?

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what are you listening to /int/?

Melbfag, you still there? I just looked up EF, do you need a TEFAL cert or anything like it?

>>53717707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

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Do you really need to call other people as "gan"? Don't you know that "gan" is actually abbreviation of "juragan" which literally means "master"? It was what slave say when they meet their master.
Do not lower your self, keep your head up, dignity is what you need my friend.

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>>53715817
>>53711305
>>53715850
>>53716014
>>53716049
Yayyyyyyyyyy :3

those posters from /latin/ really miss you and would like you to visit them sometime.

Majority of flip /asean/ posters are /r9gay/ betafags, cringy.

>>53717707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eTwW9Wo-us
Just some game music.

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Hehehe

>>53717829
When everybody unique, then nobody is. Everyone is juragan, they're master of nobody but themselves. This is libertarian values of sundanese.

It's just a courtesy anyway.

>>53717953
K thanks bro

>>53717707
I'm watching The Martian now lad

/home/botnet/Movies/The Martian (2015)

>>53717953
>they're master of nobody but themselves
That's not the point of becoming a master.
I would rather call other people as bro, sir or pak, mas or whatever that is polite.

It's just this ex-colonial attitude still remains in our society that really makes me sick

Waduh

Bangun /asean/

>>53717953
WKWKWKWKWKWKKW
Nice info gan

>>53717829
Do you want me to call you Kuya?

>>53717707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caNQxtLUuS8
Only because it's a certain rice-loving girl's birthday today.

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What junk food do you often buy /asean/?

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>>53718720
Tastes good first few pieces but gets really bad if you eat too much of it

>>53717707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Iu3m-gqds

>>53718720
V-cut and mang juan for street food its turon,banana Q and squidballs

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>>53718819
>eating chicharon
let's check your cholesterol level, anon.

>>53718928
Cholesterol?
What is this chicharon made of?

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>>53717707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0Sap4Q0sg&list=PLcxmmGC6Lv9youEshjI5K7UQOZydxKzOn

>>53718928
>implying i eat junk food everyday
Moderation in everything, bruv

>>53718973
haram pig skin

>>53718928
Mang juan isn't made from real pigs so our muslim friends can eat it

>>53718973
haram pig

>>53719020
>>53719041
>haram pig
it depends on the region tho, Finland pig isn't considered haram.

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I remember getting heart burns back in Christmas season

Maybe I just ate too much at once

>>53719108
>Finland pig isn't considered haram
That is interesting

Is there a relevant qur'an tract or a hadith that says this? Not muslim by the way

>>53719108
>Finland pig isn't considered haram
How is that so?

>>53719020
>>53719041
Looks like rambak to us, is it crispy?

>>53719206
yes

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>>53719206
yes, you'll most likely break your teeth. It's very oily as well and best with vinegar.

>>53719114
>

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>>53715090
that aint you

and that girl aint qt at all

t. resident rare collector

>>53718720
Changes frequently, but I think I like Clover chips the best. I used to eat Nagaraya, but they gave my skin too many pimples.

>>53719285
kano exposed

flipflops 1
sex tourists 0

>is just banter m8

'no'

after you are done reading, hide this post

>>53719285
She looks haggard tho. She could be qt, she's pale enough

Capitalism is so good at marketing that it makes the worst things i.e. war, seem enjoyable and fun and not scarring and horrible like in C.uck of Doody gaems.

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>>53718720

>>53719496
hao much?

>>53719387
and /asean/ totally fell for it. what a bunch o newfriends

>>53719477
no

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>>53719496
Hao, hao, hao, Merry Christmas!

>>53719496
Hao..anybody home?

>>53719534

4000 đồng

The images we see in the mirror are the pure incarnates of evil. They are only allowed to exist in the area reflected in the glass. To them, life is like a neverending hell, rotting away in the same room day after day. The only release from this purgatory is death, and the only way for them to die, sad to say, is if YOU die.
Fortunately, they are bound by a code. You are their master, and they must mirror your every movement and expression. To do otherwise would break an unbreakable law, unravelling the space-time continuum. However, there is a loophole, and it can only be triggered by you, the master. To force them into error is to free them from their contract; after you let them out of your view, you're on your own. Know this: when you watch them, they're watching you back. They're watching. And they're thinking.

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>>53719496
hao hao

The next time you're alone in your room, turn down the lights. Think of something on your body that varies in length, such as hair. It must be clearly viewable from your perspective. Grab a ruler and, looking in the mirror, quickly grab a hair at random; you must confuse it. Hold it in position as best you can and note the length. Look down. Yours will be different.
Don't look back up.
Don't turn your back to that mirror ever again.

>>53719694
how can you say the reflection it's evil if our eyes aren't real?

>>53719694
t. Xiao Ming Loekito

The next time you wake up groggy and tired, don't move. Take a glance at your mirror; if you're lucky, you might catch a smile.

>>53719755
bacod jayden

nyari ribut tai

"wawaw gimana ya kita ga bisa LIAT karna mata kita ga BNERAN woi"

minta dijambret jing

All mirrors are actually windows to another world.
This world cannot be reached, and shouldn't be reached, as all our mirror-selves are extremely malicious.
Try watching the edge of the mirror after sneaking into a room.
If you're good enough, you can see your reflection, pressing against the glass.

>>53719797
wkwkwkwkwkwkw
nice post gan

>>53718320
Upvoted 10/10

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>>53719684
>đồng

>>53719684
Our Vietnam brother poster is an expatriate, not even the real Vietnamese, aren't you sir?
Why don't you try to pull some of your Viet friend to post here?

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why is she so perfect /asean/?

Ever wonder why the vampire myths say they don't cast reflections in mirrors?
That's because a mirror isn't a mirror to them. It's a door.
Don't delve deep into their business, do not draw their attention, do not invite their wrath. And if you do, cover every single mirror you own.

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>>53719880
because we're /asean/

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just checked my archives
>>53719477
>>53719540
I take that back. she aight

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Vietnam currency is dong

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>>53719932
kwikwikwikwikwi

You ever wonder just WHY people don't like mirrors so much? It's not because they're afraid of the strange world on the other side, no. I'ts because, deep down, they know that a mirror reflects THIS world, just as it is. Too look and see yourself as you really are, that is what everyone's afraid of. The truth.
That doesn't mean there's not a world on the other side, though. And those that inhabit it would dearly like to cross over. If you get yourself alone in a room with a mirror, dim or extinguish the lights and generally make the atomosphere calm enough, they might just stop their charade and talk with you. They'll usually offer you some sort of deal - vast wealth, special powers, love, happiness, whatever you want, in exchange for a few years with them in your place, and you in theirs.
The catch, though, is that you've only got their word that they'll let you back out when the time is up. And it's not really THEM making the offer, but YOU. So before you accept the mirror's offer, ask yourself... if it were YOU trapped in the mirror, and you got out... would YOU keep your word?

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>>53719880
Japanese > Koreans

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>>53719876

I've actually mentioned it to some people I know who are learning English.

>>53719863

>not living for the đồng
>probably doesnt even have two đồng to rub together
get a life nerd

>>53719924
So, she's a flip?

>>53719932
dong, there's an o with thingie upside

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>>53719963

anti-korea brigade corporal gatsby reporting in

FUCK korea

>>53719983
>Gay Safari
also the guy has nice thongs.

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>>53719694
>>53719734

>>53719990
Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk mantap dong

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>>53719958
>this post
I never asked for these shivers

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>>53719990
yep. she's got the #pinoymasterrace swag too

>>53719983
Well, how about make some task to your student, the one who have the highest score of shitposting in /asean/ get the prize.

>>53720061

damn this puts me in a raping sort of mood

i need to get laid

>>53719932
What is your problem with my Dong.
I have the 200000 Dong now.
Enough to pay for 1 Protitude but they probably want more Dong.

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I'm afraid of the mirror because I'm afraid of looking at the real monster lurking within me.

I'm not some kind of sicko btw

>>53720130
l-lewd..

>>53720090
Oh dear god, let me guess, that V sign, means Vagina right?

I am feeling better
Still horrible coughing and chills once in a while, but Gatorade, buko, and a doctor in the family made me well

>>53720132

thats nowhere near enough dong to satisfy a REAL woman

>>53720132
hi Kahn, how's viet today? is there some chance happening in near future?

>>53720029
LMAO

has this become a grill thread?

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>>53720029
rude

>>53720252
Scotland, yes

>>53720192

>"adventurous" california type who has never been more than fifty feet from a roadway
>thinks shes outdoorsy because she lives in 25 degree rain-free weather year round
>probably plays a few death cab for cutie songs on acoustic guitar and sings
yuck

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>>53720029
kek
arr rook same
South East asians look much better than natural gooks in general

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final 4 2day

>>53720130
Control your urges, gatsby
Pay a hooker

>>53720130
didn't you had a vasectomy?

Hi

>>53720209
Who is Karling.
And what chance happening in near future ?
>>53720188
To satisfying them.
I need unlimited Dong, give them Million Dong Everyday only make them little Satisfied.
But i have not much Dong now so i'm typing computer.
I alway carry about 100000 Dong with me outside.

>>53720314

SEAsian girls are born looking the way koreans pay thousands in chop shops to look

not fair desu

>>53720379

i could never resort to that. who would want to have awkward, cold sex with a tired out loose hag who's probably on her third hump of the night?

>>53720314
Left pic looks worse than average maids, lmao

>what kinda genetics you want pham?

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please stop posting white girls in an /asean/ thread
thank you

>>53720130
Need more dong to get laid

>>53720314
Is this cherrypicked or it's the real Korean plastic surgery in a nut shell?

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>>53720252
Maybe.

Posting more Japanese qts.

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>>53720386
>all the webms and the gif attracts the sex tourists
typical

>>53720386
t. ridwan kamil

>>53720389
you're not Khan?

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>>53720381

a vasectomy just stops you from getting girls pregnant. i would need a rapectomy to control my desire for flesh

>>53720486
>even all the women in Vietnam couldn't satisfy Yung Gatsby enough
American piggu!

someone post recent memenose rares please. I'm feeling extra down today : (

>>53720473
Hi, I'm a sex tourist

>>53720474
Hi Budi, apa kabar?

>>53720386
Get out sex tourist

>>53720413
>i could never resort to that. who would want to have awkward, cold sex with a tired out loose hag who's probably on her third hump of the night?
W-why you want raep?

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>>53720389

>I need unlimited Dong, give them Million Dong Everyday
>mfw you think two blue chips a day is a lot of money

>>53720555
I'm already keluar
What more do you want?

>>53720546
You do know she literally got fucked by a sex tourist in the ass recently?

It was all too cruel and beautiful >>53720080's last figure.
Early morning of january 17th 2016, >>53720080 was found at a small ditch in jakarta city,
coffined still body with nothing on.
The altar of the church was decorated with >>53720080's photo and flowers,
and >>53720080's naked dead body without an underwear had made-up face, wearing the cross around the neck,
decorating with roses of various colors, laid to the black coffin was placed in the front of the alter.
The scene likes as if it had a funeral ceremony of >>53720080 until a while ago.
>>53720080's photo, offered flowers, and more importantly,
stone-cold cadaveric stiffening >>53720080's naked body decorated with flowers told us this case was uncanny.
And a sticky plastic case thrutched into vagina of >>53720080's dead body,
then be left responsibility claim of >1's murder inside the case,
it said "Consecrating her beautiful body and soul, >>53720080 has gone to be with God. I will say a mass for
soulless >>53720080's body left on the earth…"

Letting know about >>53720080 was found dead, >>53720080's parents, young sister and brother went to the PD, and met with >>53720080's body in dead silence.


After that, dissecting >>53720080's body found the artificial presumption time of death was might be on or about
9:00 pm, August 14th;
shocked myocardium by injected air was death of >>53720080.
>>53720080's body had left traces of binding by rope strongly, so >>53720080 was bound tightly for losing motor control after being stripped naked,
and >>53720080 died an agonizing death by injected air through an artery in left arm.
The traces of the act and wounded VC, it was easily imagined that >>53720080's vigorous resistance and screaming just before killed,
screaming and groaning at the very moment of death,
it seemed coming from >>53720080's dead body; behind the made-up face of >>53720080 setting in peace done before turned to cadaveric stiffening.

>>53720486
>>53720541
Congrats on lifting ban on same sex marriage

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>>53720546
cake, you like?

>>53720541

no matter how many women throw themselves at me i still haven't managed to fuck more than one. i just don't speak good enough vietnamese to decipher which ones are down to fuck and which ones want me to settle down and start buying them things

plus i dont really have time to date and you need to really baby these girls for them to put out

>>53720638
:O

She is?

>>53720638
we all now she's a slut, yada yada. her qt face still brings warmth to my heart. pls post recent pics

>>53720675
that's from 2015, nut thanks anyway

>>53720638
stop projecting m8

>>53720680
Don't you have a girlfriend gatsby?

omg why are men so unfaithful..

>>53720675
You know there's a tradition for a gril gives to anyone a cake and let them mount her and fuck in her in the ass, that could be the one

>>53720474
Oh you mean Khan huh.
Thing someone call me Kahn.
>>53720596
Well 1 million Dong is not enough.
Some of them want daily 1 billion Dong everyday.
If you have more Dong they just ask you more, never have enough Dong to satisfied them.

>>53720754

that ended months and months ago. actually it's one of the reasons i don't date anymore. I think i really shocked or hurt her in some way that i'm having trouble figuring out. it's not really fair for me to go around doing that to girls. they're just innocent little jungle kittens, they're not ready for me.

>>53720796
man, Indons are weird

Is weirdnose really a flip? her lack of swag disturbs me

>>53720815
I can't read this without cracking up, as the currency is called DONG wkwkwkkwwkw

>>53720819
She couldn't handle the white cock probably

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>>53720815

yeah bro you gotta start giving em that fat US D

>>53720956
Trivia about the Vietnamese Dong: Virtually everyone is a Dong millionaire over there since the exchange rate is so low (1 million dong being around $45).

>>53720819
>they're not ready for me.

This guy is an alpha in a Dong land

>>53721078
Thats probably because of the lowest value is not 1 dong. Just like Rupiah

>>53721008

that was part of it. she was sexually inexperienced and i'll be honest, her vagina wasnt quite the right size for my mastodon-slaying snow spear.

she told me that it hurt after it was over, and even though she came i got the impression she only did it to make me happy and had some pretty serious reservations about sex. these girls all say they're "not a traditional vietnamese girl hjhjhj" but they are deep down. she kinda broke off contact with me.

if i try again it'll be with this chick who works near me. i hear she's a huge slut so she's probably ready for a ride or two.

So what's Binay's motives other than fighting against discrimination of nognogs and manlets?

>>53721188
I'm surprised they haven't haven't done a revaluation of the Dong yet. It must be really inconvenient encountering such large numbers for daily transactions so frequently.

>>53721237
Para gumanda ang buhay (at bahay) niya.

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>>53721223
W-what's your size?

>>53721015
1USD = 22500 Dong.
I alway have 100USD in my Wallet.
>>53721078
>>53721188
>>53721343
About 17000 Dong you can have 1 delicious native Beef Rice and normally low class make about 200000 Dong per day.
New Vietnamese people call the extra 000 = Dong K like exchange 1000gam=1kilogam.
So people say they have 17K Dong instead of 17000 Dong.

>>53721412
Post dong

>>53721412

The various pronunciations of "thousand" really piss me off.

>nghìn
>nghàn
>chẫn or some shit i can't even understand (means 10000 rather than 1000)

fucking hell people which one is it

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>>53721572
>4chan means fourty thousand in dong land

>>53721348

Above average for a white dude but not pornstar level. Somewhere from 16-17 cm long, thickness proportionally normal for that.

to be quite frank vietnamese guys dont have the biggest dick and the one girl i had sex with here was REALLY tight. also been with a viet girl back in the states and also had trouble cramming it into her. just evolution screwing me over i guess. i'm not weird about penis size shit so it's more of an annoyance than an ego boost when it gets in the way of her and my pleasure

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>>53721295
Dutdut meme is kill

Around 15% of his base supporters left him due to Pope Incident and Media Manipulation of Roxas education making Dutdut look like an idiot when he's right all along.

>>53721572
it's easy
1 ngàn = 1000 Dong
10 ngàn = 10000 Dong
100 ngàn = 100000 Dong
Just say nghàn almost every Vietnamese know what is it.
Nghìn = Nghàn
Chẵn when Dong has the number all zero except the first or just enough to not make any change.

My eyelid is twtiching

Am I going blind ;_:

>>53721711
dutdut has no intention to win the elections

>>53721879

damn cẳm on thày

>>53721223
Dayum
Should have made her more wet maybe.

>>53722083
Also, the girl working near is probably going to be better, as she's most likely going to be really horny and wet

>>53722229
And probably have more experience in bed

>>53722083

i have had plenty of sex in my time and never experienced an issue like this. she was definitely wet, but not enough to overcome the tightness. the girl was just too damn self-conscious and nervous, which probably also contributed to the tightness. i have a feeling good sex is hard to find here. if the girl is struggling with weird cultural identity shit the entire time she's with you it's just not gonna go well

I don't even blame them. In fact, I'm kind of proud of them that their country isn't cucked and promiscuous like mine is.

>>53721223
>Let u fuck and go without marry.
Not really traditional Vietnamese to be honest.
And why she let you fuck to only let you happy m8?

>>53721412
>1USD = 22500 Dong.
That's alot of dongs..

>>53722498

idk man this shit is complicated and i dont want to fuck with it. i think she went through with it to prove some kind of point to herself but then instantly regretted it

>"______" hits

why do people do this?

>>53722615
Man that girl is fucking insanity
Why her lets you fuck just to make you happy and after that broke up ?
That shit only happen with a man that fuck a girl and after that dumb her but this one is reserve.
Why her so naive ?
How the fuck it's possible, man?

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>>53722864

girls dude

>>53720819
Gatsby you heartbreaker tsk tsk tsk

>>53720819
I feel pity to that girl, she must be really depressing at the time

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Hey guys, I heard that Burger King in Makati City is going to give free lunch tomorrow. You flips should check it out. Bring as many people as possible too, you get P100 coupon for each person that you bring if I'm not mistaken. See you there, I sure wouldn't miss it for anything in the world!

>>53723432
Nice try, Abdullah al Baghdadi.

>>53723432
t. Andry Tan Handjojo

>>53720819
So what's you plan for the upcoming Tết? Be with her and her family is out the question, right?

>>53723521
Be with her family, get her away from them and fugg her. If she gets preggerz run away to Laos.

>>53723432
I'll invite be sure to point the white people your way,junjun

>>53723568
Nice tale there but Vietnamese girls always want the blessing of the parent and not like gatsby could pull out that either.

itt: ultra beta cucks

>>53723521
>>53724108
Legend says that her dumb he after her give him her first time for his happy.
So no Tết with her.

>>53720029
No wonder I can't recall any korean actors. They all look the same.

What the heck is Tết?

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We should make a steam group. That way we can accelerate meme making without normies from fagbook interrupting us.

>>53724628
tits. Like tit offensive.

>>53724809
Oh, how rude

>>53723521

she's old news, haven't spoken in months and months

probably just going to drink a lot and meet a new qt to ruin

>>53723521
>Tết
what's that?

>>53724628
As every years springs holiday when studying rest for 15-20 days while the normal worker rest for 3-5 days.
The worker has *big* extra bonuses jobs money.
Far families re-united in the Elder family home to the Feast.
Adult gave children and manchild a lot of money, some richfags can give enough to buy a motorcycle or a car even a house or a land.

But some poor fag maybe sing *This spring I can't go home, mom will sad so much*

>>53724725
I haven't seen OC from /asean/ in a while now
correct me if I am wrong

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>>53725285
>lot of money, some richfags can give enough to buy a motorcycle or a car even a house or a land.
My mum gives me Lynx Africa

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>>53725352
the meme floodgates have been shut closed, anon, because whenever someone posts hard worked OC /asean/ memes everyone just ignores it or says "you're good at making short-lived memes".

>>53725352
What kind of OC, a new meme?

>>53725285
Is that what Tết supposed to mean?
Looks like Hari Raya holiday for us.

>>53725285
Theres a vietnamese qt at work. Shes a nurse and her parents take all her money and dont ket her out of the house without her brother. Im 99% sure shes into me. How do i approach

>>53725469
Looks like Chinese New Year for me.

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>>53725352
I still have this one saved

>>53725582
Bring Tết for her, she would be pleased

>>53725582
ask her to have lunch with her, your treat of course.

>takes all her money
>has to have bro come with her if she comes out the house
Arab-tier familia there.

lunch with you*

>>53725374
My family is poor, but I'm sure Relative will give me a lot of Lynx Africa in that case.
The more *generous* Relative, the more Money.
>>53725469
It's far too look like that holiday, it's a family sinful holiday to have fun while keeps tradition.
First clean your house after that.
You drink every kind of thing, eat every kind of thing, buy every kind of thing, feast with every kind of neighbor, play every kind of thing so pretty fun. You can't stay in computer because family will seek you and force you go feast.
>>53725635
Yeah, just nearly like it.

>>53725582
Vietnamese qt is a real qt I believe

>>53725803
Is that happens every year?

>>53725582
Pics first, then we can talk

>>53725803
I don't really mind if my mum gives me lynx Africa or nothing at all, I'll accept any gift she gives me with gratification. I'm satisfied and grateful with the fact that she has worked so hard to feed me and siblings and that she took care of us properly.

>>53725582
Imouto is for her oniichan.

>>53725946
Yes, every year.

>>53725582
'Hey girl, wanna fug?'

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>>53726004

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>>53725969
Lynx Africa is practically a Kot, isn't?

>>53725582

show her your tournament yu gi oh deck

vietnamese people love yu gi oh

>>53726047
what's a kot?

>>53725969
I'm not talking about that you gift is not good, i appreciate every gift.
Just say that the relative who rarely gift you something will give you something every Tết.
Without Holiday like this, every years seem boring.
But with Holiday like this, some years very sad.

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What's the funniest asean language? And why.

KONTOL

wkwkwkwkwwk

>>53726371
Titit
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

>>53726124
Oh shit, I think I confuse my self, the African Lynx with that pointy-ear animal with deodorant for teenagers.

>>53726371
chinese

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All this talk about gifts remind me of home, it actually made me tear up... fugggg I do miss home :(

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s-sakurahime poster...

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>>53726539

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>>53726824
r-r-rude!

>>53726799
yes, yes, I'm Sakurahime and I'm secretly a sexual deviant ,but I pretend I'm not because I got to church

me on the far left

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>>53727306
hey flipbbong

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>>53727571
N-no I'm not flipbong I'm sakurahime.. ask me a question in which only sakurahime only knows

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>>53727890
what's her trip code?

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>>53728237
Hi hi. Real Sakurahime here. I just got back from Church :3

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>>53728595

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Sakurahime of Mochi !O5OpKsrdVg

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hello,kumusta?

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>>53729179

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>>53730149
what are you staring at,qt?

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>>53730546
>>53730149
I'm gonna need my lewd goggles

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>>53730546
Your cute face :)

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Asking for source

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>>53730636
We can make it a threesome bby ~<3

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>>53730646
Don't stare too long,I'll melt,unless you want to lick me off the floor

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>>53731081
I don't mind licking every inch of you off the floor

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>>53731234
but I'm getting sweaty all over desu

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Hello, has the Kateposter appeared? ;_;

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>>53731726
Then I would have to clean you up

>>53731786
She did in the last thread. Guess she's busy ;_;

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>>53731885
Oh well. Tell her to stop by /lat/ if you see her, family.

>>53730790
http://exhentai.org/g/505350/af93434c5b/

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>>53731885
I submit to you
integrate me with your tongue

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>>53732360
With pleasure *lick lick* :P

>>53732137
Will do fampai

daily reminder that /asean/ is /a/sean

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>>53732807
do you lick to mark your territory? is this annexation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ELWZAveyKA

>>53732153
Thank you

>>53732974
Filthy

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>>53733030
Yes

It means you are now mine :3

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>>53733176
I accept my fate
I hope it doesn't hurt too much

up you go,my /sea/men

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>>53733583
It would tickle a bit only. You won't feel any pain. I promise

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>>53734995
o-okay

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>>53735302
N-No!!! What are you doing? I-I'm not your pet. Stop it! ;_;

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>>53735431
but I'm not bold like you

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>>53735625
B-But you just put a leash on me.

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>ITT sluts

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>>53737295
No sluts here, only innocent qt Christian girls

>>53737295
>>53736204
>>53735625
>>53735431
>>53735302
>>53734995
>>53733583
>>53733176
>>53733030
>>53732807
>>53732360

does this shit really turn you guys on?

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>>53737587
>guys
>turn on
p-please it's not like that

>>53737587
We are pure Christian girls. What guys are you talking about?

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>cute girls doing cute stuff

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>>53740820
The only purpose of life

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>>53741174
>dat green swiss roll
I eat swiss rolls! I like them...

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>>53741589
But more importantly, do you like me?

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>>53741764
b-but wouldn't confessing be against god's tenants of not being lewd at a young age?

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>>53742145
Not if it is between two girls :)

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>>53742474
I-If you say so... I-I love you...

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N-not in a lewd way btw!

>>53742618
I luv you too <3

>pathetic weaboo faggots

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>Bonsior, m'lady would you like to go on a tryst with me a fine produce of gentlemanly?

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>>53744904
>massive shitposter

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I wish this would happen :^)

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>>53744904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>53746508
It never will, though.

>>53746508
she is our future president
shut up cuck

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>the darkness is within everyone
>power to civilize or rule will corrupt any man, even if he carries the best intentions
>he will become a monster

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>>53748772
bich.

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>>53748772

>>53749032
The truth is that anyone is capable of doing the horrible things that we label as inhumane and monstrous.

Hitler and thousands like him were just men like me

Ohayo!
No work for me tonight @ Q ave; Martin Luther King Day.
Also, got scolded last time because I browse /asean/ and free fb in my mobile at work.

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>>53749084
b-butuanon

>>53749748
hello

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>>53750011
Hi ya :)

Selamat malam gan

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>>53750089
how's your day?

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>>53750786
I went to church today and prayed for you. I told the priest that you are my fiancee <3

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>>53751025
don't tell everybody

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should i continue?

K

E

N

T

U

T

>>53751793
Delet this pls

http://www.todayonline.com/world/asia/terror-groups-targeting-bangsar-bukit-bintang-and-kl-malls-says-msian-minister
Why is M'laysia staging a """""""terrorist""""""" threat in their cities? So their neighbors wouldnt suspect that M'laysia harbors and funds terrorist.

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>>53751590
But why? I want the whole world to know that I love you

Why does Poe have such shit-tier advertisement?
Budget?

T

I

T-

I-

T.

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>>53752793
DELETE THIS

>>53752907
what was in it?

>>53753159
An S

I delet it already mkay

>>53752616
Seriously why is she still spending shekels when she is already disqualified or have free publicity with her citizenship issue

>>53753218
>>53753218
>>53753218

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