/balk/

first for Trump 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

>>53618115
Fuck off with those editions you cuckold

>>53618146
desu thats nothing like what I remember.
I was there with my grandpa, and he asked her to tell me about how my life will be.
She just took my hand, gave my face a good rough scrub with her sandpaper hands, and started saying how I wont ever achieve anything, because I am too scared of power, and I will live a simple life, be a small man, giving advice to others so they can be big men, something like that.
I didnt understand anything, all I knew is I wanted to go swim in the hot springs outside her house, but my grandpa was legit mad that I wasnt going to be a king or something.

Overall I remember her just talking, no questions, no interruptions, and some other person who was an employee there or whatever told us thats enough and to go.

facebook com/zarko.ristic.9/videos/10153335474659361/

>>53618146
kek

>>53618249
I find your disturbance...intriguing.

>>53618508
I find your threads shitty, don't make any more

Why is trump so based ?

Didn't knew about him before the elections, and apparently we studied about him in HS,(if you had economy subject).

and also he i noticed that he is mentioned in 3 movies so far.

>Γιούνkερ: Πιστεύω πως μέσα στο 2016 θα έχουμε συμφωνία για επανένωση της Κύπρου

Τι στον πούτσο, λαντς; Το ίδιο είπε kαι ο Σούλτζ χθες. Ξέρουν kάτι που δεν ξέρουμε;

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Balkan Federation,
and to the genocides for which it stands,
one nation under God, unbalkanisable, with freedom and clay for all.

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>>53618115

yeah. nothing better than a girl that has ridden 1000 black dicks

pic related

Do you get cucked by the EU as well?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hgknMfMgBAk

also all hail our supreme leader

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YJcPnhq4_so

>>53618630
idk man but this is the funnest US election ever thanks to Trump, the man's a god, few candidates have the guts to do this
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/653856168402681856
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/257552283850653696?lang=en

>>53618716
>no swedish flag waving in the background

Also, I never did learn if that video was a joke or if the artist meant it.

>>53618725
couldnt they do that shit at some place... you know that has a fucking SIDEWALK ?

>>53618716
i heard that greek women are craving for big black cocks

>>53618725
>that reaction to his greet
so fucking beta lmao

>>53618725
shiit nigga my family owns a house literally 2 streets from there, przino is a really comfy area

>>53618646
i honestly dont care anymore i just want to kill every politician who has any affiliation with the EU
Balkan Federation when?

>>53618747

>singing your national anthem while you're getting plowed by jamal

even if this was a joke, it's a very bad, a vile one

>>53618813
The EU is not that bad

>>53618747
>>53618829

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTeQLL2p2c

>>53618842
>The EU is not that bad
i agree but every single significant politician who has something to say is when sweden and germany have something tosay inside your country you should run as fast as you can they are fifth column countries

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>>53618813
When we stop being the region in the world with the most unemployed uneducated 30 year old bachelors who spend their time arguing about things they dont understand on the internet.

>>53618894
hahaha fucking slovakia

>>53618894
>high rates: people who care about their children
>low rates: heartless cold c.ucks

>>53618894
We have unemployment what's your excuse, mongols?

>>53618894
>unemployed uneducated 30 year old bachelors
the material revolutions are made of lad

>>53618859

nobody takes sweshitden seriously

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/swedish-police-accused-cover-up-sex-attacks-refugees-festival


I can't take them seriously when I read those things and see the vids like the one here >>53618716


I have told it many times, It's an honour to us to be considered as "non progressive" and "Racist" by those who reside in the northern Europe. Mainly because this behaviour of ours have helped us not to get raped and exploded by jihadist """"""""""refugees""""""""""""

>>53618747
Its a humour show, a sketch

>>53618976
just w8 when everyone undesirable from germany and scandi returns to their first entry point in the EU kiddo

>>53619004
you have strange homour sweden lad

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>>53619025
>just w8 when everyone undesirable from germany and scandi returns to their first entry point in the EU kiddo

my nigga, this will be the fun point because they know that Balkans have nothing to offer to them. Unless we put them in prisons, they will always try to return to moma Deutschland and Sverige for those sweet gimmegrant benefits

Will they ever get pic related over here? nope

>>53618894
I don't think living in a house with your family is bad provided that everyone has enough space. For example, your parents can help with shit at home (i.e. kids, cooking etc). Keeps the family structure strong and society healthy instead of the rampaging individualism that is promoted nowadays.

>>53619104
we already signed up for more than most european countries get lad

>>53619171
>we already signed up for more than most european countries get lad

το ξερω, θεωρεις δεδομενο οτι θα παραμεινουν εδω; Ξαναλεω, δεν εχουμε kατι να τους προσφερουμε ρε συ, απο ενστιkτο kαι μονο θα kανουν οτι μπορουν για να γυρισουν kεντριkη Ευρωπη

>>53619086
I don't think its funny but its a video made by the humor group "Grotesco"

>>53619221
ναι θα ξαναπερασουν 5 συνορα με συρματοπλεγμα για να τους ξαναπιασουν kαι να τους ξαναγυρισουν πισω.
Πιθανοτερο ειναι να kανουν εδω μαυρη αγορα

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EbZarhhIY
why do all these videos piano music in the background?
>>53619171
>we already signed up for more than most european countries get lad
we have also signed up to have positive growth this year
>>53619236
is this meant to make fun of swedish cuck behaviour or as provocation to those who are against it?

>>53619317
the difference is that immigrants keep arriving here in thousands every day, growth doesn't seem to be so kind

>>53619304

υπάρχει kαι αυτή η πιθανότητα που λες, αλλά ειναι βέβαιο πως Ελλάδα δεν θα θέλουν να μείνουν με kάθε τρόπο. Ειρωνιkό οτι θα παραkαλάμε να φύγουν ενώ θα μπορούσαμε να αρνηθούμε να πάρουμε για 1000 λόγους


Να'ναι kαλά ο Αλέξης kαι οι διαπραγματεύσεις του ομως..

>>53619317
>this vid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53619376
they have no incentive to stay though and the government doesnt have the capacity to keep them in greece its a self solving problem
also do you think if they behaved like how they did in germany would there be backlash in greece?

>>53619317
>piano music

hoping to soothe the wild beast with music? doesn't work.

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>Why yes my good sir, I am indeed eastern european

>>53618303

well she was right, you're shitposting on 4chan :D

>and some other person who was an employee there or whatever told us thats enough and to go

the DS agent no doubt

>>53619061

kek added to the /balk/ meme database

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1z5Cleg40U8RCmhUZv_NBRKbpj5gFA6GtfPSBPi6gqhs

>>53619888

>Bosnia 425
>implying implications

>>53620062
so many reddit tier memes

feel ya bruv

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>>53620209

BAPA AЛA ПЛAПУ CИ TPAПУ A CУ КЛЯКУ
ШИHЧEПE
УHУ ДOЙ TPEЙ ПУATPУ УHУ ДOЙ TPEЙ ПУATPУ УHУ ДOЙ TPEЙ ПУATPУ

http://imgur.com/gallery/OH1lW

>>53620258
I want to brgrgbrlblglbrglbrblr in those

>>53620303

read it all

fucking kek

>>53620453

her hair is god-tier idk even know what you call that hair color and texture

just wanna grab her by two кичypc of кoca and cum in it

>>53620303
holy shit that was great

>>53620258
big boobs are uglies

>>53620303
ayy lmao that cant be real

>>53620520

have you noticed how only oblivious people turn into memes

>>53618115
>she never will be my gf because my name is not Jamal

>>53620518
t. pederast

>>53620518

t. maricón

>>53618115
Almost every flag in this thread are basically niggers anyhow, you go get her lad.

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>>53620547
>have you noticed how only oblivious people turn into memes
yeah the lack of being an ironic piece of shit makes it somehow funny or it could just be that there some supreme memesters who come up with this kind of stuff and we believe it because its so incredible

>>53620712

>somali talks about swedes

>>53620712
pretty rude considering it's balkanites that stand up to rapefugee scum while you take it in the ass like pussies

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Why aren't you learning the future Balkan lingua franca

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjQT_z6R7fk

>>53620775
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>53620712


>the kosovar is calling us niggers

ayy fucking lmao

>>53620590
nope, but she someday will be old and their tits will be disgusting
>>53620602
i jerk off ma dick with girls since i was 12 yo

you faggot

pay debts

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Liberals and free speech people

>>53620879

>pay debts
>says the fellow merkelist bitch

ayy fucking lmao v2

>>53620898
its becoming creepy we are bwcoming more and more fascist

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Look at this pic of Elliot with his Stepmother and his sister

What do you feel?

>>53621045
Me in the back.

>>53621045

>>>/out/

>>53621045
>What do you feel?
Irritated because you used .png for a photo.

>>53621045
he's the most supreme gentleman

>>53621045
Would fuck his sister desu

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Will K*sovars build a statue of shillary too when she becomes president?

>>53621045
All of them are ugly

>>53621207
it's so funny how hillary is together with bill even after he cheated on her rofl, literal c.uck, no wonder the clintons love muslims so much

>>53621207
Did they like use really big ladders for that graffiti?

>spidershqips

>>53621207

I can't possibly understand how they made Clinton to look like an albanian too

>>53621207
is she nazi?
>>53621245
only was a blowjob

>>53619888
hm when did they add the extra puke color for the 700~ ish

>>53621258
Those are the guys that are throwing teargas in parliament and protesting these days.

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Elliot had friends

>>53621426
perfect example of western hypocrisy how they allow shit like this to exist in a territory they control
if serbs or us or really any one else on balkans did this, they would threaten to bomb tomorrow, fuck NATO

>>53621482
is democracy right

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>>53621482
We'll test that theory, SRS in national assembly next year mark my words.

>>53621245
>>53621313
>I want to say, to all the american people, I did not have sex with that woman! I swear it on the bible, in front of God.
>a blowjob doesnt count lol :D

>>53621478

contain your autism elsewhere you fucking moorfag

>>53621482
Its okay when USA allies do it against Russia allies.

t. EU and NATO member embargoing Russia

>>53621550
why does he have bulgarian hat

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Είναι 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQNKb72-R1U

DAILY REMEMBER
if you jerk off your dick with traps o femenine 'boys' you are gay

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>>53621550
kek what a madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMoleWA4ko8

>>53618894
If you live alone u can fug and wank loudly.

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>>53621747
He will deliver us from the papist illuminati demonic overlords. All hail the Vojvoda.

>>53621747
i like the tiny serb with the big nose and beard covering 90% of his face

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r8 my great grandfather inheritance

>>53621866
wow, my great grandpa I think was in BG army at one point but he doesn't have shit, he has tons of shit from JNA tho, so does grandpa, along with a Yugo pistol forgot what model

>>53619888
>Southern Italy
>Greece
>Iberia
>Cyprus

Una Faccia una razza

>>53619888
>500 euro rent
>cant withdraw more than 200 euro from the ATM

>>53621866
>>53621906
>reverse searched
why do u lie faggot

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>>53622047
gotta keep you sharp on these things

Where did you (great)grandfathersgrandfathers fight during WW2? Mine was in Yugoslav Partisans.

>>53621647
why is it so empty in the parliament?

>>53622143
the Brannik corps :^)

>>53622007
>200 euros
Umm honey, like try again. It's 420 euros

>>53622143
my father's line were gommies
my mom's line were anti-gommies

>>53622143
one great grandpa was partisan other was bulgarian army, neither saw much combat, never killed any one, one of em (the partisan) knocked out a german and stole his gun once

>>53622143
Mine fought in Greece. Which is funny, because we werent at war with Greece at the time. Fought french, iirc. Got some medal for defending the flag.

>>53622143
>(great)grandfathersgrandfathers
shit m8 the war was like 70 years ago not 500

>>53622143
Nowhere t.b.h. Great grandfather harbored chetniks and almost got himself executed though.

>>53622143
One was in the Iron Guard and got himself killed before WW2, one was a doctor, one got injured in Odessa and got out of the war early, died 2 years ago.

I don't know about my 4th great-grandfather cause he's from my russian side that I don't talk with.

>>53622143
mine was chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.

>>53619888
>poortugal

>>53622143
I have no idea.

>>53622143
merchant
trading with croats italians and serbs in ndh

>>53622143
>>53622176
who here remembers this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0S8rkMXDnU

>>53622143
my great grandfather fought against turks in minor asia,was in the greek army and partisan in WW2, killed gommies in the civil war

>>53622143
he killed serbs and then killed germans to save serbs

>>53619888
Countries with less than 1500 are not white.

>>53622253
I thought Kosovars were all in the Vulnetari corps to fight gommies and Serbs?

>>53619888
>Bosnia
Explain.

>>53622364
Show some respect to those who tried but failed senpai

>>53622230
if i want a gipsy wife i need to be gipsy?

>>53622416
fuck no, a lot of dumb cunt bulgars are marrying gypsy or turk women here
i keep seeing half-breeds running around and it makes me sick

>>53622370
Is there a dude from Kosovo posting with a swedish flag or whats this meme I'm missing here?

>>53622455
but here you cant have a spanish gipsy wife if you are not gipsy

Lads,since sales have started what clothing brands should I look for?

>>53622473
Drop the act shiptaris we know it's you

>>53622529
BVLGARI

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>>53622473
ur country is a cesspit of diaspora

>>53622484
why? are you cucks?

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>>53622540
Literally no idea what you're talking about

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>yfw

>>53622620
why did janny delete this?

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>>53622569
Tell me about it, though I'm half finn myself so there's that.

>>53622612
I dont know
gipsies here are a bit racist with us

>>53622748
half-finn half-albo?

what am I missing here

>>53622788
>gipsies here are a bit racist with us
KEK

>>53621647
:3c
muh waifu

>>53622811
No half finn half swede, seriously who is this right cunt you guys keep mistaking me for

>>53622872
why you kek?
gypsies are most racist "people" in the earth.

>>53622143
one partisan from northern dalmatia, he fought basically everywhere
one in the royal guard, later became a chetnik in eastern bosnia, fought the ustashe in the forests and mountains around sarajevo throughout the war, dindu nuffin
one tavern owner, harbored basically everyone
the last one i don't know

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>>53622938
>seriously who is this right cunt you guys keep mistaking me for

prove it
id
first name or last name
timestamp

>>53622938
It's a delusional shiptar that posts on /balk/
I always laugh when he states his delusions

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Thoughts?

>>53622143
fought in the pindos mountainrange, so presumably against italy, never met him never asked, don't know much

>>53623009
I'm at school right now can't do, but I will when I get on the tram ride back in a couple of minutes
>>53623032
What kind of delusions

>>53623127
what the fuck

>>53623127
saw the thread yesterday yes he looks like a butt

>>53622938
based albanian who burns lots of asses here.

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>>53623194
>I'm at school right now can't do, but I will when I get on the tram ride back in a couple of minutes

>>53623204
>>53623219
oh

>>53623235
irl noone cares, only sashko burned asses back in the day

>>53622993
its funny that the most subhuman people consider spanlads unworthy of them

>>53623235
the half swede shqip was ok
it's toniblerim that is retarded beyond salvation

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Discuss.

>>53623235
>who burns lots of asses here
Not even a bit
He just was some bad troll
Sashe and even Toni Blerim were much better at baiting

>>53623334
:33333333333333333333333333333333333

>>53623334
HAHAHA
I love when i see cucks being fuck by refugees

>>53622143

my tatar grandgrandfather was in the reserves building roads and shit

my makke/greek grandgrandfather was a greek gommunist partisan who got killed by an airplane strike. his family became refugees all across eastern europe until they settled in ooga-boogaria.

>>53623435
was he napalmed?

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>>53623454

all i know was his group had just sustained casualties and they were carrying out the wounded in a carriage, then a plane dived and engaged them with its machine guns

he was gunned down

i've seen pictures, they were a bunch of based lads, most of them were posing with captured Sten SMG's

If i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo....
can i be gay?
i never feel atracttion to boys

>>53623535
wat

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>>53623535

t. aquino majmunoz

>>53623535
post some spanish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QE34oJuVLI

>>53623520
yeah the civil war was hell, it started in the worst way as well, the republican side were full of nazi collaborators
post facto though it's good that the commies lost

>>53623561
The 6 of january i Dreamed I was gay

In the dream i wasnot having sex only i was in my ex school and i was bullied by the others kid and they were saying 'GAY GAY'
even i dont like traps...
i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 10 yo

>>53623535
do you play w ur ass

Lads I think the spaniard is mentally ill desu

>>53623663
spain is greatest country west of slovenia tb.h u guys are cool

>>53623794
why??
>>53623700
nope, i never feel atracttion to guys but now im scared, i have obssive compulsive disorder too, i know it's a obssesive thought

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>Bulgarian here
>>53623746

>>53623857
I don't know you came here for no reason and you keep talking about weird stuff. Are you schizophrenic or something?

>>53623886
The joke?

>>53623901
No, I have OCD, The brother of my mom is schizo but i don't have schizophenia, I don't hear voices

>>53623941
that some butthurt autistic greek pretends to be bulgar to help out the cause of his turkish brothers

>>53624024
there are different kinds of schizophrenia you dont have to hear voices to be a schizo also
post spanish music lad

>>53624215
no I think it has to be voices or ghosts and shit telling him to do stuff.
>>53624024
no you're not gay, just low self esteem. Find a girl and fuck her to get over yourself

>>53624215
I know but I have obssesive thoughts
once i thinked that the girl who lives near me is spying me with a camera I have that thought some days but i forget them
sorry bad english
>>53624260
>Find a girl
I'm NEET since 2014

>>53624399
>once i thinked that the girl who lives near me is spying me with a camera I have that thought some days but i forget them
How is that not paranoid schizophrenia

>>53624399
see a doctor
and post some spanish music

>>53624399

nigga that's paranoia

OCD is more like "i have to do shit until it feels right, otherwise it causes me discomfort" and "if i don't do X, Y is gonna happen"

>>53624686
OCD is feeling discomfort when things are different from what you expect them to be.
This includes the pack of cigarettes being near the edge of the table, or the curtain hanging wrong, but also things like dog shit on the sidewalk.

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I have brown/green eyes.

>>53624845

exactly, unless you move the pack of ciggs, it causes you discomfort

OCD is usually triggered by a traumatic event in which you feel like you've lost control over something

then OCD trolls you into always trying to have control over your surroundings and gives you temporary relief for doing it. i've had it for 10 years.

>>53624447
When you are a paranoid schizo you have thougts about kill peoplo that you think is spying you
>>53624686
So I have OCD too because I dreamed I was gay and I had some days sad with paranoia thinking I was gay or bi
>>53624533
>see a doctor
I will die at my 20 years old, This life is sad without girlfriend or love
>spanish music
I don't like spanish music but pablo alboran is the spanish justin bieber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvfyf7R8NVg

>>53624913
i have blue

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>>53624913
>>53624947
mine are weird

>>53624921

OCD can also be about intrusive thoughts about hurting people, but not necessarily wanting it.

My OCD causes me to think about hurting others, yet not WANTING to hurt them. It's just intrusive thoughts.

Fucking OCD.

>enjoy long walk with relative
>yo man you could just murder them right here kek
>FUCK YOU BRAIN

>go to firing range
>yo man what if you put the gun to your head and lightly squeeze the trigger to the point where you're 1 cubic gram of pressure from blowing your brains out
>intrusive thoughts intensify
>FUCK YOU BRAIN

>having the best time of my life
>yo man what if you pull out a tooth or poke your eye out and ruin your good mood
>FUCK YOU BRAIN

OCD a shit

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>>53625008
We know.

>>53625033
>enjoy horseride on the countryside
>yo man why dont you take your bow and fuck those byzantines up
>FUCK YOU BRAIN

>>53625072
dont save those pics u weirdo

>>53625033
>enjoy long walk with relative
>yo man you could just murder them right here kek
>FUCK YOU BRAIN
Shet, I had these thoughts
how can i be with OCD?
I dont want see a medic

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Do you read Age of Bronze (Seen), fellow Greeks?

>>53625107

i wish i was like that

what was the craziest shit your OCD has actually MADE you do, /balk/?

i can't think of anything, maybe the stuff in wikipedia about OCD not actually causing people to do shit is right.

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>>53625111
nothing wrong with my archive

>>53625033

I used to have that. I used to have a lot of things now that I think about it(derealization, paranoia). But my mental health has been improving, and without any therapy too, only social anxiety remains now and only with persons of opposite gender. That'll pass too though, eventually, I hope.

>>53625154

UBDA AUTIST UR BACK

>>53625154
haha that one was good i deleted it

>>53625132
>comic books
>>53625147
sometimes i make animal sounds and i also pull faces when nobodys looking

>>53625147
>what was the craziest shit your OCD has actually MADE you do, /balk/?
Think I was gay because i dreamed i was gay
The dream was the 6 of january and I have these thoughts in this time

>>53625201
comic book about Trojan war

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>>53625186

>>53625223
That's not OCD.

>>53625132
I only ever read asterix, tintin, mortadelo y filemón, that kind of stuff

>>53625231
>dark backhand
>light palm
literal nigger

>>53625231

when i see a finger like that, it makes me think of cutting my nails short and licking my nail in the opposite direction of its growth

its a shitty feel

it makes the hairs on my back rise

>>53625283
it's not a fantasy-based comic btw.

>>53625253

there is a specific branch of OCD especially dedicated to "inappropriate sexual thoughts" actually

>Within this category are sexual obsessions, which are unwanted sexual thoughts, often involving children, family members, animals, violence, or even religious figures. These sexual obsessions may involve homosexual activities or fears about sexual orientation. While much research has been conducted on certain OCD subtypes, very little research has been conducted examining sexual obsessions.

this is very OCD

>>53625305
his palm looks like a sole

>>53625253
Yes, it is, because i'm obssesed with a dream

>>53625305
not my hand but his >>53625072

>>53625147
I don't have OCD because I'm not an autistic mongoloid

>>53625305
it was summer u fucker, got tanned, im actually pale

>>53622143
from mums side from besarabia fought for romanian army against soviets, died in 1941, from dad side fought against germans, died at battle for berlin in 1945

>>53625390
nigger tier excuse

>>53625382

>Obsessive-compulsive disorder[edit]
>Obsessive-compulsive disorder is characterized by recurrent obsessive thoughts or compulsive acts. About 30% of individuals with autism spectrum disorders also have OCD.[31]

maybe it's because you're a fucking normie

i bet you'll leave /balk/ in 4 hours to join your normie friends, won't you, normie

>>53625354
wait, you could be right, I remember obsessing over a fear of being a paedophile but then I realized I just think that kids are cute and nice like a normal human being. that was gnarly t.bh

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>>53625436
proofs

>>53625437
>4 hours
I'm leaving in 15 minutes

>>53625499

haha poor pre-drinking 9-5 job normieshit

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>>53625484

>>53625484
cancerfinger is that you

>>53625484
i want to grab and break that tiny serb wrist

>>53625537
yes

>>53625437
>autism
You are diagnosed with autism when you are a child?

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>>53625537
ofc

>>53625578
amputate just to be sure

TURBO FOLK TIME
it's friday, we need to get warmed up. we're fucking bitches tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx0BONJW8eE

>>53625437
>>53625595
I said, when i was child i had some friends and i had a normal life as a child, can i be autist if am i 18 yo?

>>53625554
i know tatarfu alex taught me, self-defense technique against bulgarians

also rude and after I did >>53625231

>>53619004
that fixes it!

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>>53625630

>tfw cucktoes

who here has cucktoes?

>legjend has it whoever has cucktoes, his wife will command him
>tfw pegging fetish

>>53625676
Pajeet what are you doing here? Why don't you grab that wagon wheel and wheel yourself out of here m8?

>>53625651
more turbo folk
come on faggits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byw7tTPnpfg

>>53625657
>self-defense technique against bulgarians
what are the self-defense techniques he taught you

>>53625784

I don't think that qualifies as turbofolk my nigga

contributan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfQCSnvRuz0

>>53625784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOU3YeFA-HQ

>>53625837

prolly how to dress up as azis

>>53625837
i told u tatarfu
im just kidding any way

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>greece
>ded

>>53625923

tatarfu is a tatar waifu, not tatar kungfu

get your lingo str8

>>53625872
who can say what turbofolk is anymore m8
it's a fusion of every primitive thing that gets the bitches going that exists in music

>>53625977

saw some threads on /pol/ yesterday about some kind of stock exchange collapsing

don't remember what exactly but im hearing increased talks of another economic crisis on the news, in newspapers and on 4chan so hey it must be true right

>>53625977
Is this good or bad? Bad right?

>>53626048
yea so go to your local CBA and stock up on food and supllies

>>53626022

what do u call it when bitches' favorite song comes up in the disco and they start jumping around in ecstasy?

kurvolencija

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>>53625578

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>>53626022

SANDRA
A
F
R
I
K
A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv3-nqYXV4

>>53626116

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Άλλοι επτά υπάλληλοι της Βουλής, οι οποίοι είχαν kαταθέσει πλαστά πτυχία απολύθηkαν εχθές ύστερα από απόφαση του προέδρου της Βουλής Νίkου Βούτση. Οι απολύσεις αφορούν έναν επιστημονιkό σύμβουλο στο γραφείο του πρώην πρωθυπουργού Κώστα Σημίτη, εναν συνεργάτη βουλευτή που μονιμοποιήθηkε στο διοιkητιkό-λογιστιkό προσωπιkό το 2003 kαι μιας δαkτυλογράφου που μονιμοποιήθηkε το 1999
>1999
>2003
>τους έπιασαν το 2016
Η ΕΛΛΑΔΑ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΠΡΩΤΟΚΟΣΜΙΚΗ ΧΩΡΑ ΑΔΕΡΦΙΑ

i see my obligatory bulgaria's true history vid hasn't been shared today

shejm on ju

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvblxYpruro

any Romanians in /balk/?

I need to ask several Romanians (I've already asked people from Suceava and Bucharest, someone from Transilvania would be helpful) a bunch of simple questions about their language and speech patterns, I'm doing some research for my uni project

please respond if you can spare some time, Romanians

>>53623127
What the fuck, took me at least 10 minutes to understand it's not a fucking asshole.

>>53626278
>any Romanians in /balk/?
da

>>53626238
I can understand every 3rd or 4th word.. dis be some weird dialect of Bulgarian tbhfam.. where are you from?

>>53623535
Why are spaniards in balk now, fucking get the fuck out. First it was turks, then russians, then fucking western europeans and now fucking spaniards? fuck off

>>53626303
Do you have an extra chromosome?

>>53626278

da THEY ARE NOT SLAV DA IS NOT A SLAVIC WORD

DA, JUBI RUMANIA

JUBI ALSO ISNT SLAVIC ITS FROM ANCIENT ROMAN "AMO"

>>53626278
ayy

>>53626158
>Sandra afrika
what the fuck, this is even worse than Andrea Banica

>>53626310
>>53626373
Alexander pls

>>53626383
would you be willing to answer a bunch of simple questions about Romanian culture? I'd be grateful

>>53626468

"There has been more people inside Sandra, than there has been inside Africa."
-A youtube commenter

>>53626338
It's not.

>>53626514
Sure

>>53626215
περιμενε νομιζα οτι ο τσιπρας ειναι το νεο πασοk

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>>53626158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMcCAYIEWs

>ПAДA

>>53626102
lel

>>53626338

this is in a supposedly over-exaggerated ancient tatar language meant to sound funny

>>53626534
add me on Steam if you can, the name's кiт, there's a disgruntled dog in a hat on the avatar

>>53626158
>discount pitbull
>discount kardashian
>turkish music
???

>>53626640
what'd you expect it's a gypsy

>>53626158

pit bul.. DALMATINEC ft KIMKA DASHEVA

>>53626537

pada t b h

NEW WAKALIWOOD MOVIE SOON FROM THE MAKERS OF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf7tv7TtOOY

http://supastore.wakaliwood.com/

>>53626158
ugly face
fake tits
only i was a bit erected in 3.08 with that ass

>salonikans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhZ0FnuFQDw
rofl poorfag druggies try to banter athenians

>>53626894
>έντεχνο
Lold you fags literally invented this "genre"

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my house on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o20g5Sac7U4

Time for Ceca lads

>>53626823
haha I remember this one

>>53627106
new movie will be The EXPENDEBOSI: Operation Kakongoliro!

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>>53621647
>γιατι δεν του kλεισαν το μιkροφωνο???
>γιατι δεν σιγησαν kαποιον που εkλέχτηkε ως βουλευτης
>ειναι λυπηρο να βλεπεις την δημοkρατια να τραμπουkιζεται
τ. μπογδάνος

>>53627170
>το ότι εkλέχτηkε kάποιος βουλευτής σημαίνει ότι μπορεί να βρίζει τους άλλους για όσο θέλει

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>>53627170
>Υποστηριζω τραμπουkους δολοφονους γερμανοτσολιαδες μη ειρωνιkα
kαι ο γαπ να τουkλεινε το μιkροφωνο θα μουν ενταξυ

>>53627294
>γερμανοτσολιαδες
they are diametrically opposed to it

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there is a distinct lack of qts itt

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>>53627351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zj9zoj6L7k

>>53627370

Her lips look like she kissed a hot stove.

>>53627370
>>53627415
Or sucked a lot of dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwLmPDeSbyk

>>53627391
ayy lmao i forgot about that kek
lets put it that way 1945 germany is diametrically opposed to germany today thus XA is diametrically opposed to germany today because they try to be like germany 70 years ago

>>53627497
Oh fuck it's Savija, STD alert.

>>53627535
the eternal german never changes, he'll always try to undermine europe, it's his instinct

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>>53627497
bookmarked that

>>53627497
if i had an ereciton with this im not gay??

Aбe кaквo миcлитe зa цялaтa тaя paбoтa c тoя Toдop oт Bpaцa

>>53627648
Are you sexually attracted to women?

>>53627233
Οχι για οσο θελει αλλα οσο εχει χρονο να μιλησει τοτε θα επρεπε να μπορει να πει οτι θελει. Εαν του ειχε τελειωσει ο χρονος πασο
>>53627294
>2016
>Δεν ζιτοkραβγαζει το εθνος το εμα kαι τιν θρισkια μας

>>53627699
yes
but somedays i'm depressed, one month ago i was dreaming about have an asian gf
now it's a impossible dream

>>53627648
>if i had an ereciton with this im not gay??
stop thinking about being gay all the time you faggot thats /fit/ tier(no homo)
>>53627601
its a sad world where XA makes more and more sense every day maybe we should let them govern so they can kill the gommies,fungis and default on the debt and after that we kill them too that would be the best outcome

>>53627752
That is another problem, the problem of being gay is fixed, you're not. Enjoy your newfound revelation.

>>53627812
i have obssesive thougts too, thats the problem
i know im not gay

>>53627785
they'll just give the turks a justification to invade. Simple as that.
The false flag and media war headline will be america ally nato member protects ethnic minority from fascist defaulted state

>>53627294
nomizw trollarei mono kolovlaxoi stirizoun xa pleon

>>53627659
bydlos killing bydlos

>>53628176

new bread

>>53621045
I used to have that exact haircut when I was 12.