/brit/

spics in

>>53578965
micks in

>>53578923
Excellent thread

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aussies in

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moz

>>53578965
pablo out

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too many yanks
too many many yanks

we need some more brits in here

>>53579013
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

DENCH

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ADIDAS

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>>53579013

>>53579065
OI OI OI

>>53579022
agree

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>>53579022
Reporting for duty

Is there a subreddit for mixed race girls? If so what is it?

>>53579088
need a kyary gf

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>have an exam on Monday
>didn't attend any lectures
>spent the whole day watching David Attenborough documentaries instead of revising

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>>53579088

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This is now an official Free State zone. Can all Unionists CUNTS please make your way in this direction

>>>/out/

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>>53579013
>>53579123
pls don't kill yourself

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>>53579112

>/brit/

more like /fit/

want to learn all clever computer stuff but also cba

>>53579137
r/girlmuts

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>>53578923
how can aussies even compete?

>>53579137
/r/swedensfuture

>>53579137
/r/america

>>53579022
>more brits
>posts a nigger

@53579190
JANNY

>meet girl in class and talk a bit
>she invites me to party where ill only know her
>she says, "don't worry I have the WORST social anxiety, so i wont ditch you at the party and go talk to randoms or anything"
>go to party and she gets drunk and is the life of the party and flirting with everyone

Why do girls pretend like they have bad social anxiety?

>>53579137
I don't think so, here's a good index of most if not all the porn subs https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW411/wiki/index#wiki_ethnicity

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>>53578923
Canuck reporting for her majesty

>>53579176
>free state
>not republic
sm h

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>>53579175

>>53579184
Hate this picture, makes me want to go running but then I remember there are people outside.

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Captivated

>>53579192
Of course canada knows all about reddit

indoors and can still see my breath ffs

cold in

>>53579179
Thanks for the kind gesture m'gentlesir but I wasn't planning on it haha

>>53579192
reddit the country

>>53579235
>believing her in the first place

She was just getting the numbers up you retard.

i'm a fucking legend

fuck the lot of you

Laughing my arse off at this cork thing

>>53579301
lad

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>>53579251

>>53579301
You can fuck me any time lad ;^)

marinas tits will be sagging badly already

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Murder murder, kill kill, in the jam I'll never squeal
My label only time I deal
I fuck with G's, B's, Moes, Kings, Snakes, 4's and the niggas under kneel
Silver spoon, you don't know how hunger feel
Dreaming 'bout 100 mil, step on that curb with 100 pills

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Who /Smeth/ here?

>>53579344
her face already looks haggard

>>53579290
i fucked her though

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>Britain's future

exploring my sexuality

>>53579358
what the fuck is a super bowl

>>53579358
thank you based SMETH

>>53579347
daddy doin life
snitches doin months

@53579347
very poor gimmick
0/10

>>53579254
wanked to her golden globes dress multiple times already ngl

>>53579316

>>53579380
So did the rest of the party tвh la

>>53579335
*splits your arsehole with my gigantic cock*

haha

>>53579390

me at ground zero

>>53579403
the world championship of american football

>>53579403
what americans eat out of

>>53579445
>world championship
>only american teams

after what happened to Mark Davis I'll probably never post a screen shot to /brit/

>>53579403
It's kinda like a regular bowl, except it restores 50 HP.

>>53579347
if i don't like a nigga? i don't pretend to
after the paramedics wrap up yo fuckin head like a hindu

>>53579460
>Miss Universe
>only earth women

>>53579403
Was this you? >>53579395

>>53579425
you fuck wit me, it gon' be fatal

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>I don't like house music

>>53579403
its the standard size of bowl for americans

what

>>53579254
>you will never her 3 minutes of your best in a club toilet before pulling out and spaffing thick ropes over her fat sweaty arse in exchange for a few lines

literally why live

>>53579254

Stroking my hard dick over this cocktease,would love to get her in a public toilet with a bunch of tramps and wank and verbally abuse her as they fuck her tight little prickteasers shitter without wearing condoms then I would cum in her hair and piss in her mouth its what fuckmeat deserves and always secretly wants-charli knows she's just a object to be used as a cocksleeve ,her father must be proud of his cumdump daughter

>>53578923
Nice! I just captured Rhodes in Rome: Total War!

36 years doin dirt like its earf day

>>53579461
*plays the tuba loudly*

>>53578965
Therefore yanks in

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alright choose a picture from my holiday folder

>>53579434
N-not so fast, anon-senpai

>>53579461
wat

>>53579576
IMG_1142

ugly girl keeps looking at me in class hahaha
she's nice so I might roll with it if she makes a move, i'm so fucking lonely hahahahahaha

>>53579576
1142
the downs syndrome kid

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>>53579576
1142

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>Therefore yanks in

>>53579576
That one where you look like a massive bellend m8

>>53579358
FONT

>>53579601
1,2

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>>53579591
>>53579594
>>53579611
>>53579632

>>53579601

wew lad, that one on the left

I have never been good enough for anyone and quite frankly I'm not sure why I'm still bothering. I'm a sucker for love, but nobody wants to love me..

>>53578923
Wahey top lad tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVE4J4mBRA

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cookin a brekky

>>53579358
THANK YOU BASED SMETH

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>That one where you look like a massive bellend m8

>>53579601
is this tomorrowland

If marijuana is actually dangerous then how come the government and doctors can't cite as many sources as the legalisation lobby?

>This news report about the OAP burglars

How long until it gets turned into a movie? The leader was called "Basil" for fuck sake.

>>53579601
>you will never live life on easy mode like these sluts

FUCKING GENETICS REEEEEEE

>>53579715
dead giveaway that it's all faked

>>53579688
the hell is that

watching fawlty towers

What else was rickman in aside from harry potter shite?

>>53579704
the film ? no

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does this suit me

some people think im bonkers

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>>53579748

>>53579756
porridge

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>>53579756
porridge
or as yanks call it, oatmeal
tfw no reddy brek

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>>53579783
no the festival

>>53579601

>lots of makeup
>nipple piercings visible through top
>nose ring
>fake gems in belly button
>rave bracelets

would bang but not tell my friends

would not gf

would get tested afterwards

>>53579779
Die Hard

>>53579022
too many men

>>53579779
he was hans in the first die hard

I fucking hate southerners 2bh with their stupid fucking accents, and those northerners with their stupid fucking accents

cheeky nandos later

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY-NLrnQ8aU

>>53579856
Rasheed

>>53579856
west country best accent

>>53579779
Did Hard

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reminder

>>53579814

oh hell desu I'd probably tell my friends but I'd downplay the skank aspect

>>53579779
dogma

>>53579601
>american raver girls
errytime

Left has pierced nips, I really like that

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>>53579900

really drunk leds n mumsie knows :o

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yum

I have aspergers, what about the 75% of autistic people who are low or medium functioning what about all of them that can't live independently because of autism DO YOU EVEN GIVE a shit do you have any fucking empathy for anyone else on the autistm spectrum or is it all YOU YOU YOU fucking retard you fucking disgust me literally you fucking disgust me your fucking usless you don't speak for all of us shut the fuck up and gtfo and don't fucking come back till you have answers for all those other autistics.

>>53579779
Robin Hood pleb

>>53579961
I also have the burgers.
fuck autists though lmao

>>53579939
cheeky bugger....

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>cheeky bugger....

>>53579961
good post

Alright lads

>>53579814
>>53579900
lol fuck off you idiot

you probably believe the meme that every easy girl is filled with std's

this would be the hottest girl you'd ever fuck in your life. everyone in here would brag to their mates about fucking this girl

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Would you /brit/?

>>53580025
>rafinha

>>53579811
>porridge
>or as yanks call it, oatmeal
fuck off limey

lads haha anybody from Exeter here besides me

The western middle class ideology has two opposed features: it displays arrogance and belief in the superiority of its values (universal human rights and freedoms threatened by the barbarian outsiders), but, simultaneously, it is obsessed by the fear that its limited domain will be invaded by the billions outside, who do not count in global capitalism since they are neither producing commodities nor consuming them. The fear of its members is that they will join those excluded.

Fucking Yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

>>53580075
JOY
>>53580076
me haha

>>53580056
yh

>>53580025
what game is this

>>53579961
Which Tumblr did you swipe this off?

>>53579787
Yes.

R O O N E Y
O
O
R
O
O

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>>53580025
>Donte

>>53580097
haha foy

FOR OUR SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC FUTURE


http://strawpoll.me/6535423
http://strawpoll.me/6535423
http://strawpoll.me/6535423


YOUR VOTE COUNTS

Having a Pot Noodle
Bit cold today

>>53580148
dante is based

yeah

skepta

one line flows i got some of those

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>>53580085
>/pol/fags will defend this

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>calling me a cuck

you realise I could bang any of them if I wanted right?

>>53580056
I'd fuck a calculator at this point tБh fѦm

>>53580085
made me physically sick watching that

>>53579939
*kisses you*

>>53580040
Yank slag that vocaroos for us detected.

>>53580085
Why is America such a meme country?

>>53580085
https://vine.co/v/eYP7eAhhgvp

>>53580183
not when you look like that m8

>>53580164
None, you neolib cuck. Bad poll design

>>53580076
o/

are you a grill?

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>>53580175

>>53580085
Why is everything in America so cringe inducing and tacky?

>>53580179
>>53580196
>>53580229
>>53580232
WAIT till you see Bernies anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>53580244
yes haha you?

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FUCK OFF JAY EFF S C U M

>>53580179
What would the yank Rasheed be? Pedro?

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>WAIT till you see Bernies anthem

>>53580304

Tune desu me and Achmed usually blast it on our Patrols

>>53580304
Seems pretty halal to me

gonna do a few days in london for work in march.

might take a cheeky flight over to amsterdam even though i've already been there a few times. anyone got a different city they suggest that is a short flight?

>>53580085
>pushing your political views onto your kids instead of letting them make up their own mind when they're older
their parents should be shot

>>53578923
seeing that in the olden days musta been like sailing into NY and seeing the statue of liberty x50

>>53580354
Skegness

Good morning lads

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>>WAIT till you see Bernies anthem

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>>53580323
no haha

maybe I should meet you by the green

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Bought this at the bookstore today

>bernie sander's song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU3vUOa2sw

>>53580354
Birmingham is nice this time of year

nuh that's not me

act like a wasteman that's not me

>>53580394
his only purpose is to act as a foil to strengthen Hillary

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>>53580419

>>53580423
buuuhmingum

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>>53580354
>gonna do a few days in london

>>53580354
whatever city is closest in america

A bloke literally just knocked at my door and tried to sell me fish.

I said I didn't have any cash and he reeled off about 7 other ways I could pay. I would have liked some fish but it just took me by surprise that he was selling fresh fish door-to-door.

Has this happened to anyone else?

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>>53580359
To be fair, lefties indoctrinate their kids to a disgustingly higher level.

>>53580354
Go Copenhagen

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>work shitty job
>have no real friends
>live alone
>between leaving work in the afternoon and arriving the next morning, never speak to another person
>sit in my room all weekend drinking alone and wanking
>no hobbies
>it's going to be like this for the foreseeable future
>I only have once chance at life and it is like this

>>53580354
Aberdeen is a must visit

>>53580470
>not buying dodgy knock off meat from the bloke in the pub

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>To be fair, lefties indoctrinate their kids to a disgustingly higher level.

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Fresh pics of poleaboos waifu

eatin porridge, shitpostin, and watchin netflix at the same time

>>53580470
yea but it was your mum

*touches air with finger like it was on fire*

>>53580526
are you me lad

>>53580289
memes are a major export

>>53580470
a lad used to do that with surf and turf round here, was good enough chow desu

>>53580470
No, how did they keep the fish cold?

>>53580354
Barcelona

>>53580470

ye occasionally I get a fishman coming round. never bought anyhting of him though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk

>>53580526
Have a wank lad

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>>53580518

>>53580526

iktf, feel like i'm waiting to die

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>>53580403
Speaking of historical books, I heard that Mein Kampf has recently become public domain.

I'm kind of curious to see what it's like since the old copyright holder refused to publish it uncensored because it will brainwash me into being le evil jew gasser.

Is it available anywhere?

It's strange when best friends become strangers

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>>53580601
>>53580470
Britain sounds very cozy and quaint. Monarchy, door-to-door salesmen, etc.

A bloke literally just knocked at my door and tried to sell me an anvil.

I said I didn't have any cash and he reeled off about 7 other ways I could pay. I would have liked an anvil but it just took me by surprise that he was selling them door-to-door.

Has this happened to anyone else?

>>53580631

me on the right

>>53580085
why are American politics so different from the Commonwealth despite them being anglo?

>>53580539
Is that a thing?

>>53580590
He had a van I guess it had cooling

>>53580586
>>53580601
Really wish I'd bought some now I feel bad he looked quite annoyed because I asked what he had then said no and kind of shut the door on him.

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>>53580631
poor lad

>>53580631
Clappers arrive bang on 6 with their sick banter as always.

>>53580085

FREEDOMS ON OUR SHOULDERS
USA

>>53580578
America is to countries what Disney world is to real castles.

>>53580701

Autistic obsession with Freedom that only applies to things they like. Surprised they turned out more fucked than Australia which is just a bunch of convicts and rapists

>>53580651
Try archive.org
I've read the wiki article on it and it sounds like it's nothing special

>>53580526
make a change instead of whinging about it on a sudanese door-to-door fish selling website.

>>53580526

same lad i'm going to kill myself

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I wish that a megatsunami destroy the British Isles soon.

>>53580631
Poor lad. We can only hope that the kids of these freaks rebel against their vulgar ideology.

>>53580766
softcunt baka

baka baka baka

ive got a post in the works thatll really blow your sockies off

>>53580750
That's mostly a meme. Our deep south was an even bigger Penal (benis :DD) colony than Australia, but when it broke off Australia was the backup. Only like 25% of Bruces have convict ancestry

>>53580757
>not aaaaarg

>>53580816
let's hear a preview la

>>53580816
will not be giving a (you) for said post

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>>53580762
>sudanese door-to-door fish selling website

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Heil Mosley.

>>53580684
>quaint
Is there any use of this word that doesn't make you sound like a cunt making fun of someone else?

>>53580855
he'll be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeARUFN6u4o

>>53580855
fell too easily to be an accident, didn't even try hold on

VITALLY IMPORTANT POLL LADS

http://strawpoll.me/6535630

http://strawpoll.me/6535630

>>53580855
what a dumb idiot. darwinism in effect.

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>>53580551
>no one rating my waifu

Is she really that unremarkable, lads?

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>>53580757
>I've read the wiki article on it and it sounds like it's nothing special
That's what I thought, but the fact that the old rights holders refused to print it uncensored because they thought it will brainwash me like I said has piqued my interest in it and now that it's public domain, I want to read it.

>>53580850
>>53580851
haha in actuality that WAS the post
i win again

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>>53580855
He didn't die, he had a parachute on and was pranking his friends.

>>53580852
Hello

yanks in

>people knocking on my house
Aaaaaah fuck off

>>53580938
No one probably heard this broadcast over the sound of cheering all over Britain

anyone got some good house music?

just blacked up

http://strawpoll.me/6535642
http://strawpoll.me/6535642
http://strawpoll.me/6535642

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>darwinism in effect.

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>>53580855

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>>53580085

>>53580963
It's just the ramblings of hitler, it's an interesting read but it wouldn't brainwash anyone but an idiot
>grrr jews are rich whilst i'm poor dem bastards!

FUCKING HELL ITS FREEZING

AND IVE GOT THE HEATING ON

>>53581015
>house music
FONT

>condiments salesman looking though my window

FUCK OFF IVE GOT ENOUGH SAUCES

>>53580855

live by the sword innit

>>53580085
>80085

WAHEEYYYY LAD

>>53580470
>>53580590
My father actually works as one of the people. They've got a cooler in the back of the van where they fill it with dry ice and boxs of frozen food. It's actually quite nice tbqh.

>>53581015
*hiss*
fuck off yank normie

>>53580164
none tbqh

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>> Darwinism.

>>53581015
>>53581015
tchami - promessess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPioLizQKuc

>jizya collector comes to the door

For fucks sake lads id just sat down for my Tea

>>53580040

bullshit, I live in california m8

these girls are a dime a dozen here

>>53581018

better with sound

aussies have good banter but can't imagine any reason anyone would want to go on holiday there.

expensive as fuck and all they really have is beaches and beaches suck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiW3QmGfHo

Good song if you ask me

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>>53581018
>the sound of it hitting the table

>>53581104
Is that a massive poo or a person?

>>53580855
Me on the left.

>>53581015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5NCQU6vyuM

>>53580551
>>53580952
qt, any more pics

T R U M P
R
U
M
P

>>53581132
i didnt say they weren't. I said they are hotter than any girl you'll ever fuck

going to drop a hot meme in the new thread

>>53581135
Yeah, the main reason people travel here is for outdoors shit. We have the Great Barrier Reef, some decent national parks, good beaches, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

>>53581173
>a fart

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>Yanks call plasters "band aids"

fresh veg seller just looked through my front door letter box lads

>>53581198
don't you dare otherwise i'll have to drop you

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>>53581115
ngl the cost of the Jizya would be way lower than current taxes

>>53581223
>the north

>>53581172
>>53580551
>>53580952
fuck off ribena

>>53581284
all me

>>53581179

I've fucked a raver girl equal to these already

this isn't /r9k/ and I'm not a fat neckbeard, shocking I know

>>53581268
how's that meant to be a northern thing?

the local weed guy just knocked on my door asking if i need any ounces

wish I had a bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

>>53581247

Pretty sure Jizya was just an extra tax in addition to others though to make up for not being Muslim and immune from Conscription. i think anyways

>>53581148

That's what happens when you shit a poop of more than three kilos. I'm a scientist.

>>53581172
Not much, the oink oinks deleted pics from the archive

>>53581018
Pound that pussy.

just bought a couple of eggs from the door-to-door egg man

>>53581322
lmao ok bud.

just ran to janny ("did a ranny") to get animal cruelty taken off my /brit/

yanks out

I look like Idris Elba. Can I get pussy?

Serious shit no playin, ho, break yoself, hit the flo'

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desu

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>I've fucked a raver girl equal to these already
>this isn't /r9k/ and I'm not a fat neckbeard, shocking I know

>>53581370
>poop

Fuck off yank

>>53581349

Hahaha pretty funny. I laught as a retard.

>>53581331
They don't have letterboxes in cramped london flats. Just pigeonholes in the reception

>>53581468
snitch
watch your back
>>53581474
yes

>>53581468
would love to see a kitten in a blender desu

Back at uni for my final trimester chippy chaps

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>tfw no handsome

I don't even want it just for sex, you know? I just wanjt to look nice.

I want to look in a mirror and feel proud.

>umbrella salesman ringing my bell
>not even raining

these people

>>53581499

I use Google translator.

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>>53581045
Must kill John Lennon.

>>53581518
i've got a blender mate
you supply the kitten and pop round mine

>>53581507
>the whole of the south is london

>>53581524
Being confident and charismastic trumps looks in the sex game my friend

>>53581524
i used to think i wasn't handsome but now i'm not sure lol

>>53581520
>thursday
why?

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>I've never had sex