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>>53329104
crayon pop

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I like K-Movies

To be frank
Your posts are wank
You need better gimmicks in your memory back
You've got the bantz of a yank
And the brains of a plank
Honestly lad, just jump back in the septic tank

>>53329104
>1990
>old movie

Godfather 3 is one of the worst movies made.

Kill yourself pretentious hipster

Chile lad where's the best place in your country to go as a Brit tourist? Will locals like me?

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Karen

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I once got a girl pregnant from anal sex.

Spunked so hard in her arse it burst her anal cavity and squirted through to her cervix.

>>53329237
great now i need a wank

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>>53329195
What kind of cereal you like, la'? Special K?

oneitis has deleted her okcupid again.

Who here is a top lad that remembers this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_PwZZJgKRA

>>53329061
>>53329061

link profile

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kpop desu lads

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>>53329260
good one lad

>>53329210
>there was

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going to cop this

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>>53329260
I don't normally eat cereal but when I do it's clusters la

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>>53329228

People love brits and their accent here. It'd be good to visit Torres Del Paine.

Southern towns and cities are better overall. Pucon is good too.

>>53329263
>halo
>console

how old are you lol

>>53329320
>cop
FOY

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charli

>>53329204
>Nationalism is a modern construct
This meme needs to die. The Jews have been wanking over the idea of a Jewish state built for the chosen people since the exile of the Israelites.

>>53329104
>movies
FOY
>>53329213
t. film hipster who watches obscure silent films from the 1920s

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bit of a kit clash in this United game lads haha

>watching europa report
>manned mission to europa before Mars.

Sounds a bit far fetched?

>>53328599
eh, I dont think anything I could possibly read (written ~2000 years ago) would convince me otherwise, it's still not "proof" enough in my eyes because its relatively unfalsifiable.
Was there anything specifically that "opened your eyes" in the book of Enoch? I've just (very briefly) read into it and it just seems like the rest of the bible, nothing special.

>>53329324
fukin lamo what a looser literaly kekking@urlife

>>53329334
Thank you mate

>>53329104
it's not considered the best one

Traditionalism is loyalty to no one but the elements and the shaman that summons them

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>>53329347
fond of this slag tbqh <3

>>53329341
no, cop is english street slang
FOS

>>53329347
>catsuits
hnnnng muh dick

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Why haven't you learned a second/third/fourth language yet, /brit/?
>Inb4 everyone speaks English meme
How do you keep up with all the ebin memes on /int/?

religion is mind control software, same as any other ideology

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>>53329426
FOY FOY FOY

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>>53329347

>>53329392
but that's just me

>>53329195
rec me god gook movies
no romance gayshit
thx

>>53329385
No problem have fun har'poon'ing southern chicks lad.

Just watch your valuables and you'll be fine.

Shit, extremely overrated movies:

Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title gay arse cunt with big feet)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far superior)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)

Kill yourselves

>chinks fry everything
>bubble tea is like 400 calories and they always drink it
>still stick thin

How

>>53329446
Name one well known ''meme'' that isn't in English

>>53329514
t. x
magyar cigany

>>53329446
>Finnish
>Scandinavian

>>53329446
I speak Russian, that's good enough

Literally only 2/3 of those Francophone flags are regular posters

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>>53329487
my friend, you sure do have class

>>53329492
because their diets aren't all processed shit, chocolate and junk food

>>53329446
I speak four languages. Two of which fluently.

>>53329104
Second Godfather is the best desu

>>53329514
t.

spurdo

gondala

polanball

>>53329487
>Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
>Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
agree on all except these two

>>53329487
silly boy

>>53329487
LoTR was fine lad.

>>53329549
>who are finno-swedes

>>53329446
I speak Scottish Gaelic, French and English 2bh.

>>53329469
Guns & Talks, The Berlin File, Snowpiercer (Other people like it, not my preference), Tidal Wave, My girlfriend is an agent (Yes it has some romance, but mainly action). That's where my recs end because I mainly like watching the romance films.

morning lads

>>53329585
>3 hours and 20 minutes

>>53329599
>spurdo
in english

>gondala
slight variation of spurdo
literally has no language to it, just pictures

>polanball
in english

>t.
internationally used

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>I speak four languages

>>53329350
Thats a single group, whereas the rest of Europe felt loyalty first to their local lords instead of a nation up until the 19th century

The Nation state did not become anything near the norm up until this time

In fact Zionism as we know it today did not occur until the 18th and 19th centuries

there are no dragons or hogwartses in lord of the rings

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>>53329487
>Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)

>He only watched the first 30 mins of FMJ

>>53329661

its the afternoon

>>53329661

Back in the basement Burger.

>>53329549
Swedish is an official language of Finland and most Fins learn it in school, smartass.
>Greenlandic Inkitut
>Scandinavian

>>53329713
great post

>>53329706

SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE PVT PYLE!

>>53329710
CST lad
>>53329713
I'm in my basement

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more degeneracy

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>>53329756
[grunts]

>>53329671
>in english
retard
Spurdo is a finnish word. All the original spurdo memes are in finnish. When people say fug it's using finnish with english.

>>53329671
>>gondala
>slight variation of spurdo
>literally has no language to it, just pictures
you clearly havent been on yilauta, where it was invented. Also the name gondala is Italian.

>>53329671
>>polanball
>in english
The original ones on krautchan weren't.

>>53329671
>>t.
>internationally used
Irrelevant it's short for Finnish "regards". When you say t. you are using a finnish word.

Fuck off

is 'acquired taste' code for 'it tastes like shit, but eventually you'll tolerate it'?

>>53329776
>I have no interest in a relationship, but don't want casual sex either

Great,

>>53329822
I don't know, I used to hate beer and now I like it

>>53329671
Name one good british meme.

The UK has never invented a good meme that isn't forced(see kev) ever.

I love the fact that Israel exists
It just creates permanent butthurt to SJWs worldwide

God bless fucking Israel

>>53329822
codeword for "look at me I am so mature I am eating literal shit, haha don't you wish you were as sophisticated as I am"

Its a good way of spotting contrarians and hipsters

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>>53329844
You'll like this one

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weebs need a reality check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiAHnjHlHg

>>53329899
It's a trap

>>53329776
No idea what this bitch is on about
Just put her in the mentally ill slut category

>>53329822
Pretty much. Gives you bragging rights and license to bitch when it comes to wine.

THIS IS MY RIFLE

>>53329802
>I need to know finnish to use spurdo
nigga wut?????

going to start magyar cigany posting in /brit/

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>>53329913

>>53329954
THIS IS MY GUN

>>53329913
same mix of munters and fitties as everywhere else

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>>53329899
>She probably get's so many messages a day, even if she wasn't fake there'd be no point messaging her.

>>53329941
That's no trap lad it's a fucking ambush.

>>53329446
Learning Spanish desu, gonna pull some Spic slags

>>53329822
I didn't start drinking until I was about 23.
I don't like drinking now, it's just the only way to get drunk.

ive got a gladius with youre name on it

off out with my mate to go for a drive around the west midlands area whilst getting high as a motherfucker
am better at driving while stoned tbf, always stick to the limits and that aha
cya later lads

>>53329971
>using a finnish word

>b-b--b-b-b-b-b-but it isn't finnish!!!!

Name one good British meme that isn't /brit/ gimmick.

Also
FOR HELVETE
is another meme that isn't english but you're such a newfag you probably don't know what it is.
cyka blyat is basically a meme

just found out Malloy the cat burglar from Homer The Vigilante is Sam Neil

very cool

roll deep can not dun, everyone thinks that, its not gonna dun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPm2F9IkDU

>>53330028
Best spic babes are from Venezuela and Argentina. Make use of this information well my friend.

>>53329822
I thought this until about 25
Then I unironically started loving the taste of whiskey

in finding it and winding it

>>53330101
>eskiboy
good
>saskilla
shite

hmmmm just realised the guy posting with the chile flag is the same guy that said he was going to start using a proxy a few hours ago

>>53330101
TAKE A PEEK UP IN TINIE'S ARSE YOU MIGHT FIND CAMEO AND SASKILLA

>arguing about memes
literal children

mummys making chicken fried rice xxx

>>53329104
B A B Y C A K E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

>the most powerful country in the world is 60 percent white

How do you racists respond to this?

>>53330156
Wut, mere coinkidonk.

I just know english because I lived in Canada for almost 6 years.

>>53330227
rasheed

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>>arguing about memes
>literal children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqEJgrhEX4

very important song

eating liquorice

>>53330227
The 40% is dragging the USA down

>>53330227
the UK is more than 60% white

>>53330244
I'm whiter than you. I've had my haplotype checked, I'm haplotype r11b-l21.

I'm just playing the devil's advocate.

>>53330227

It's domestic policies are causing its society to collapse though senpai. Ameriga is a castle of glass. Probably.

/brit/ more like shit lmao!

Gran keeps flicking through the channels.

Watching each programme for around 30 seconds before moving one up.

Death can't come soon enough

>>53330295
erm actually i am the whitest

>>53330227
We need to cull people until there are exactly the same amount of people of every race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc.

Then we operate a one in one out policy, where if a black man dies, then a black couple can have a kid and if it turns out to be a girl then we kill it and give another couple the chance.

>>53330306
loving this gimmick

>>53329913
me in the 4th row far right

>>53330115
Cheers m80.

Would absolutely love to have a Venezuelan girlfriend who lives in a massive commie block in Caracas and cooks fragrant food that smells up the whole apartment and is an Chavista who regales me with stories about him and Bolivar and other Latin American revolutionary heroes desu

>>53330289
The UK isn't the most powerful nation on earth. It's the second of USA. Don't pretend that the US couldn't glass the fuck out of us in seconds. Don't pretend they have more influence on the world.

>>53330334
strawman. answer my question

>>53330143
this track is okay imo, best thing to come out of that beef

>>53330160
bit gay that

>>53330306

Sven what are you doing out of your cuckshed? Quick, hide before the bull assrams your boipussy again!

>>53330363
run out riddim's just as good imo

>>53330362
The 40% is dragging the USA down

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>I'm whiter than you. I've had my haplotype checked, I'm haplotype r11b-l21.

>I'm just playing the devil's advocate.

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>>53330362
>Le more nukes means more powerful country meme
Yes I'm sure Russia has total command over all the world's countries

met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

Large glass of Jack and Coke tbH
Time to get comfy

>>53330358

No don't lad the country is shit, just fly her out of that hellhole. Only Chile and Argentina are decent in South America.

got rejected by my crush of 3 months today lads, don't know whether to take a shit or run a marathon

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>>53330362
>The UK isn't the most powerful nation on earth.

>>53330481
>Jack
FOY

>>53330481

nice girls drink you big bent twat

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>>53330449
PC Principal on the left

>>53330500
lift your feels away

>>53330496
Don't think she'd much like the North of England though tbqh

>>53330500
both lol

>>53329687
>The origin of French nationalism and French patriotism is viewed to have begun with Joan of Arc who fought for France and always addressed her supporters as "Frenchmen". French nationalism rose as a movement after the French Revolution in 1789. Napoleon Bonaparte promoted French nationalism based upon the ideals of the French Revolution such as the idea of "liberty, equality, fraternity" and justified French expansionism and French military campaigns on the claim that France had the right to spread the enlightened ideals of the French Revolution across Europe, and also to expand France into its so-called "natural borders." Napoleon's invasions of other nations had the effect of spreading the concept of nationalism outside France.

>>53330476

Off yourself and make the pain stop I promise everything is better afterwards lad.

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>>53329913
ar kev

>>53330528
unlikely considering the sexist nature of the t shirt

Advertising has obviously become too over-regulated, this would have caused a feminist riot if it was released today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAMwriy2OAI#t=1m34s

>>53330524
>bourbon is for girls
t. 5% beer drinker

>>53330574
Are you kidding senpai it's better than living in a hot, humid jungle.

>>53330584
stupid wop

>>53330619

mixers are for girls you ponce

Tried to create a Tinder account but I don't have Facebook, so I created a Facebook account with a burner email and signed into Tinder with that but it still doesn't work, just takes me back to the Tinder login screen. Fuck all this shite desu

>>53330607
https://youtu.be/fAMwriy2OAI?t=241
DESIGNATED

>>53330607
>HEYYY, KEKS EVERYWHERE ARE WAKING UP TO.... BLACK COCK!

>>53330440
They clearly aren't though if theUS is the most powerful nation on Earth

There are 67 million whites in the US, most of them live in the Southern States which are the poorest parts of the US.

There are 55 million whites in the UK. Pretty much near enough the same as the US as they count North Africans as white so they probably have the same amount of actual whites as us.

therefore we have the same advantages. It's clear that their non-white population does some good, if not the UK would be more powerful than the US.

>>53330472
>>53330519
They are more powerful because they have more sateillete states, more diplomatic power, more influence, more oil, better infastructure, army bases on every continent, a blue water navy that is two times better than ours,

Soft power means fuck all, it's just cultural influence.

How is soft power going to save you from invasion?Lol only reason we are so far up in soft power is the anglosphere and commonwealth. Which in war would be useless because America still has more influence than us and would be able to sway our allies.

Soft power is literally who has the best propaganda.

It's pseudo-science.

Btw not rasheed or yank. I'm an English man playing the Devils advocate.

>>53330658
This. Honestly what's the point in drinking good whisky with a mixer? ruins the taste. Nice babby tastebuds, faggot.

>>53330684
Why don't you have a Facebook anyway

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Alright lads

>>53329658
danke

>>53330712
>this entire post
you cannot (CAN NOT) be serious

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@53330712
WEW lad

>>53330715
Don't have any friends and don't really like socialising that much desu

>>53330712
Hardeep.

might give up alcohol and smoke weed instead. thoughts?

Do you reckon he thought about jumping?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSexD1F_n38

>>53330740
Oh yes & finally Rough Cut.

@53330712
tldr lol

>>53330712
kek look at this triggered shitskin

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So lads I decided to form an opinion on the nature of your average /int/ brit poster. Here are my conclusions.

>Moronic
>Never seen posting outside of /brit/ unless shitposting
>Shitposting consists of making unnecessarily hostile and retarded statements or questions
>Typically referring to the Empire and ''''banter''''

Some of you guys are embarrassing desu

>>53330766
Loser! Haha

Holy shit an actual Jamal
>>53330712

>>53330787

I hope you get cancer and die before you get the chance to reproduce lad

>>53330712
>he expects me to read all of this
>didn't read ANY of it
lmao nice try though

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lookin'

>>53330833

thats not very christian of you

>>53330816

Calm down Mohammed

>>53330712
i honestly dont get it
>Whites constitute the majority of the U.S. population, with a total of about 245,532,000 or 77.7% of the population as of 2013. There are 62.6% Whites when Hispanics who describe themselves as "white" are taken out of the calculation.

BABY'S GOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>53330766
Making friends and enjoying socialising will help you get GF anon.

>>53330584
>French nationalism rose as a movement after the French Revolution in 1789.
That is 11 years before the start of the 19th century

>>53330816
Shouldn't you be praying?

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BUSINESS IDEA:
Kill all white people
Stop WW3 from happening and subsequently the end of mankind

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>>53330887

My skin is whiter than your Pablo

>>53330870

I know that's just the Conquistador/Crusader in me speaking.

Why is it that on MDMA you make tons of plans and empty promises and then the day after you're like "fuck that"

real friends

how many of us
how many of us

what's for dinner lads

pizza here

>>53330944
Somehow I doubt that Mehmet.

>>53330946
Such a good lad

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It's crucial to remember what is REALLY important in times like these lads. Remember that it's not all muslims, not all pakis, not all refugees.

Yes there is room for a 5 minute headline highlighting mass sexual assaults by 1000-man gangs of fresh off the boat immigrants (6 days after the fact) but what we REALLY need to begin talking about now, and for the weeks to come is that not all muslims and refugees are like this.

Now, for the next two weeks we will be running a series of special publications, not all brown people, filled with your personal stories about how you are outraged by the behavior of these non-Muslim muslims and non-Arab arabs. Please email, text and tweet your stories with the hashtag #cognitiveDissonance

>>53330951
didn't mean to type "empty promises" desu, they were real promises but they seem empty now lol

might still go through with it tho

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what should I watch lads

>>53330895
I can make friends alright, but I just move around a lot and don't usually keep friends--they're pretty much all circumstantial. I like to do things outside of my bedroom, but I just prefer to do them alone

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I wonder if the Beano changed the names of the Bash Street Kids. Calling a kid fatty is a bit fat shaming desu,

>>53330930

seems over complicated

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>>53331037
This

>>53331037
None of this fucking garbage

How many memes have you coined lads?

>>53331001
Thanks lad just stay off the weed and be successful in life.

Is Cologne the new Rotherham?

>>53331083

>garbage

fuck off yank

>>53331077
I want to be a qts korean girls pet

>>53330816
4chan is a bit naff outside /brit/ and /trv/ iah
putting banter in quotes shows u just get bullied for being a smelly abnormie both irl and on here

>>53331098
HORRIFIC

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>Is Cologne the new Rotherham?

>1000 migrants rape women

>it was the womens fault

sides have gone

>>53331052
Fair enough! It's cool to have a Facebook though - you don't have to use it often if you don't want to

>>53331063
Didn't they make it so Dennis could no longer menace the softies because it was bullying

>>53331098
Cologne:
>a handful of grown adult new years normies got groped

Rotheram:
>systematic rape of 1400 white girls by muslamic ray guns all covered up by local police and council conspiracies

>>53331016
Why are you trying to doom Mother Europa?

The arabs need to go back friend, for the safety of Europe.

it disney rhyme

>>53331135
You're intentionally misunderstanding. It wasn't anyone's fault, it was a thing that happened and we need to stop thinking about it and move on, together.

>>53331037
Tenchijin is pretty good

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>>53331087
I made the Pepe image the Oregon shooter last posted the night before it went down.
Also this, which was rarely ever used on 4chan.

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>It wasn't anyone's fault, it was a thing that happened and we need to stop thinking about it and move on, together.

Big get tonight lads:

>>53333333

>doing a poo
>go to wipe
>get poo on my fingers
fucks sake now i have to wash my hands

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>30 min left of europa report
>nothings happened yet

You said this was good lads

>>53331223
good claim to fame desu

>>53331077
no more sucky sucky korean movies!

>>53331077
Are there any sex scenes, I'm interested in asian lesbian porb

feeling a bit tired

>>53329850
BANE is the result of an English director/writer, an English actor and a Taig actor.

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>>53331141

I don't want to live in a world where kids can't be given cap guns or air rifles, catapults and pen knives and go off exploring the countryside without social services getting involved.

What a shitty country we've become.

>>53330975
das racist

why are all korean movies about romance or revenge

>>53331258
What sort of inbred mongrel gets shit on his own hands? Did you not use enough toilet paper to cover your entire hand Burger?

>>53331287
thats quite clearly an emasculated man

Cam' ye by Athol, lad wi' the philabeg,

Down by the Tummel, or banks of the Garry?

Saw ye the lads, wi' their bonnets an' white cockades,

Leaving their mountains to follow Prince Charlie.

Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?

Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!

Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?

King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.

I hae but ae son, my gallant young Donald;

But if I had ten, they should follow Glengarry;

Health to MacDonald and gallant Chan Ronald,

For these are the men that will die for their Charlie.

Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?

Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!

Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?

King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.

I'll go to Lochiel, and Appin, and kneel to them;

Down by Lord Murray and Roy of Kildarlie;

Brave Mackintosh, he shall fly to the field wi' them;

These are the lads I can trust wi' my Charlie.

Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?

Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!

Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?

King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.

Down by thro' the Lowlands, down wi' the whigamore,

Loyal true Highlanders, down wi' them rarely;

Ronald and Donald drive on wi' the braid claymore,

Over the necks o' the foes o' Prince Charlie.

Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?

Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!

Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?

King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJ_ZbIMDpc

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reminder that SOUTHEND is the GREATEST UK seaside town

>>53331087
I invented the " troll logic" meme back in like 2008
Haven't really done shit since

>>53331311
THAT OFFENDS ME!!!! STOP OFFENDING ME!! ok guys we have to change the laws so people stop being offended

bunch of crybabies

does anyone else wank to lesbian profiles on dating sites or is that just me?

doing a chinky

>>53331343
>this is allowed
>I get banned for longposting

Come off it, janny.

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>>53331287
Marionette watch that for lewd but no boobs on the racequeenfu yes for the no name actress.

>>53331280
Name some then la

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>>53330788
of course

im a lesbian
ama

>Cam' ye by Athol, lad wi' the philabeg,
>
>Down by the Tummel, or banks of the Garry?
>
>Saw ye the lads, wi' their bonnets an' white cockades,
>
>Leaving their mountains to follow Prince Charlie.
>
>Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!
>
>Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.
>
>I hae but ae son, my gallant young Donald;
>
>But if I had ten, they should follow Glengarry;
>
>Health to MacDonald and gallant Chan Ronald,
>
>For these are the men that will die for their Charlie.
>
>Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!
>
>Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.
>
>I'll go to Lochiel, and Appin, and kneel to them;
>
>Down by Lord Murray and Roy of Kildarlie;
>
>Brave Mackintosh, he shall fly to the field wi' them;
>
>These are the lads I can trust wi' my Charlie.
>
>Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!
>
>Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.
>
>Down by thro' the Lowlands, down wi' the whigamore,
>
>Loyal true Highlanders, down wi' them rarely;
>
>Ronald and Donald drive on wi' the braid claymore,
>
>Over the necks o' the foes o' Prince Charlie.
>
>Follow thee, follow thee, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>Long has thou lov'd an' trusted us fairly!
>
>Charlie, Charlie, wha wadna follow thee?
>
>King o' the Highland hearts, bonnie Prince Charlie.
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJ_ZbIMDpc

>>53331063
Still have about 15 Beano annuals from like 1970s-2000s lying around somewhere

>>53331258
>not washing your hands anyway
fucking disgusting subhuman

>>53331390
>Related to British heritage
>bannable

come at me

just realised the lyrics are to a slightly different version than the link t.bh

is raping a prostitute technically theft?

Iron in my pants like I'm getting out the wrinkles

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me and the gf

>>53331343
didnt read

>>53331462
Which is which?

>>53331443
its obscenely long and nobody wants to read it

>>53331410
london?

>>53331456
Only if they have a pimp lad.

test

>>53331456
not if you pay her

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>>53331462
a huge fish and a beached whale. not a bad catch

>>53331427

I dont see how he does it

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I've seen more criminals hung than innocents walk
I've seen more horrors made real than dreamers wake up

>>53331462
what a catch! ;)

New gimmick :

Intentionally act like a yank on tour to attract valuable meme posters

I took my ass down to the soccer store and bought a jersey

>>53330746
>>53330768
>>53330800
>>53330820
>>53330842
>>53330889
Nice strawman lads.

Go ahead refute my arguement without spouting memes and buzzowrds.

You literarlly can't because you are all childs who don't know how the world works.

I completely BTFO you all. Lol

>>53331396
ultra looser

>>53331513
Fucking Carlos.

>>53331481
the point of the post is the link you thicko

>>53331532
>I've seen more criminals hung
bit gay desu

>>53331571
why post all the lyrics too mong

>>53331557
silence i kill u

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>I completely BTFO you all. Lol

>>53331557
did
not
read

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>>53331557
Here's your (you) lad.

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>only £750/month for this

London really is the best place to live

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>>53331513
good one

>>53330712
It's almost like having more natural resources and more physical space is a positive thing for a country?

>>53331549
>watching or playing team sports
FONT

>>53331396
this is not cute, man.
and that sucky pucky feminism shit-kitty movie.
do you like that?

>>53331619
>>53331617
>>53331614
>>53331606
Nice stawman.

BTFO. Go and do you homework kids and let the men talk.

drinking some scotch lads. tastes like shit

>>53331662
silence!!! i kill u!!!! :DDD

New record with my fleshlight lads, 3 minutes 41 seconds

I just can't control myself. If I edge I can go for longer obviously but continuously using it I cum so quickly

Heaven knows what would happen if I had sex with an actual girl

>>53331606
incase you're a JF and can't understand what he's saying

>>53331662
Rasheed don't you have your mothers saag paneer to go eat?

>>53331658
he's obviously a little lonely fuckboi

>>53331635
So you are agreeing the US is the most powerful?

>>53331685
BTFO YOU. Go away child.

>>53331662
>expecting me to read any of this
Sorry lad but it's not going to happen.

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Marina Diamandis

>>53331661

>diet

Your lardass won't lose any weight even if you drink that shit-tasting piss thing you call soda/pop

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Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.

I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!

>>53331658
I liked most of Kim Ha-Neuls movies, probably the only actress I've bothered to go through filmography wise la.

>>53331663
>he ACTUALLY fell for the scotch meme
doing a lmao over here

>>53331705
Strawman.

I'm whiter than you, I'm an English Norwegian.

>>53331716
Because you know I btfo you

Is Idris Elba natural English or immigranted English?

>>53331557
>>53331662
Lad, walk into a black/hispanic neighborhood in America and try to return without getting mugged, stabbed or shot.

>>53331789
He's black, he will never be natural English you nonce.

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>nice strawman child haha you got btfo si down and shut up i am a master of arguing on the internet

>>53331709
yeah why wouldn't I be? the us is obviously the most 'powerful' country

Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Venis mecha.

Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Hava nagila,
Venis mecha.

Hava neranena,
Hava neranena,
Hava neranena,
Venis mecha.

Hava neranena,
Hava neranena,
Hava neranena,
Venis mecha.

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>>53331773

Post hand/face pic you autistic twat.

>>53331658
Is War of the Arrows any good?

>>53331807
Nice strawman.

>>53331789
yeah because black people are totally native to england

>>53331762
it was a christmas present you dickhead, now i realise it's for fedoras and jocks

>>53331789
he's 100% anglo-saxon f a m

How many tickets you got for tonight?

How is /brit/ being so easily baited

He's clearly bored as fuck you idiots

>>53331892
Nice strawman.

>>53331879
1 ticket for being eternally alone

>>53331739
She's a /wsg/ meme

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452364624076.webm

>>53331815
>>53331874
>>53331876

But when I check the second nationality of Sol Campbell on CM 01 02 there is no country. He is black and English.

>>53331709
silence

done a post >>>/v/323319302

>>53331789
I bought quite a few, went to check how many but

>Our website is running slower than normal due to unprecedented demand. Please try again shortly.

Think it's about 9

>>53331936
what thread

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see a lot of pretty women whenever i leave my house tbqh

>>53331789

He's a freeborn Englishman, entitled to all the rights and privileges accorded to freeborn Englishman across the world.

>>53331879
none. only mental children think money will make them happy