/carib/

hi

>>51620703
ZWARTE PIET

what do these words mean sven

>>51620703
Ik neem aan dat u geen neger bent. Of eentje met zelfspot, en dus zeer zeldzaam (grapske)

The lesser Antilles should unite into one country 2bh.

>>51620728
Hello, pineapple.

>>51620749
NAAR SPANJE JIJ

>>51620751
>it's December the 5th again
>time for your yearly walk
>oh piss off you (cunt) nigger.

>>51620751
>it is december again
>something something wandering saint
>ach, red something KUTNIGGER
t. german speaker

>>51620805
Heb wel neger bloed.

>>51620846
Nah, fuck 'em.

that's racist

CURACAO

>>51620966
:^)

>>51620953
No, they need to unite so that geography is easier to learn.

>>51620998
Dicon nan no a pasabo un cuchiu ainda?

>>51621014
ben jij meisje?

>>51620998
KANKERMONGOL
>>51621021
this. theyre irrelevent so no one will care anyway

Wassa brada

>>51621069
thats not dutch

>>51621021
Nope. We're in the Kingdom already.

>>51621075
Ja.

>>51621078
Maybe when Puerto Rico becomes a state.

>>51621091
Oyeee

>>51621120
Papiamento.

Wie hier surprise maken?

>>51621190
ben je leuk?

>>51621263
>leuk
>op 4chan

Je mag één kiezen.

>>51621122
But united they could have their own kingdom, with blackjack and hookers!

>>51620703
What a retarded OP pic

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>>51621433
We have our king already.

>>51622588
Zwarte Piet is a Moor, so I can see how it can offend you.

>>51620703
Nice

>>51622861
This is not /Netherland/

Also, why do you never post outside carib?

how good is my dutch?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mbgdC5LX9r

>>51622958
Prettige feestdagen.

>>51623032
This is carib. Anything goes.

I post. Here and /pol/ when the mood strikes.

>>51622861
>having a king of another country as your king
C U C K
U
C
K

>>51623186
>/pol/
Are you trying to b8?

>>51623333
Dutch citizens have their king. We fall under that category.

>>51623444
If I was baiting I would've said /b/.

>>51621432
sorry dat ik weg was

ik kies jou als mijn vriendin

>>51623608
Are you a racist, anti-feminist, black women?
Do you hate niggers and jews?

>>51623608
This is why you will always be the LESSER Antilles. Bowing down to some wrinkly old white guy thousands of miles away baka senpai

>>51622861
>Zwarte Piet is a Moor, so I can see how it can offend you.

lol nice

>>51623756
Gezellig.

>>51623778
Who knows? Maybe I just browse pol to laugh at the merchant threads.

>>51623816
Better him than those arepa niggers.

reminder that zwarte piet is not racist and anyone who thinks other wise should die

>>51623186
Voor jouw ook

But sinterklaas isn't real.
He's not real!

>>51623984
Now try and say that in front of the lefties at the next protest.

>>51623923
w-wat is je favoriete tekenfilm

>>51624159
Dicon bo mester daña e cuenta?

>>51624159
Santa Claus is a social construct.

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>>51624159
>Coração

>>51624231
What u mean social construct? Conjo ik word helemaal para man.

>>51624621
He's only real in our minds.

I'm cold and alone i wish i was on a Caribbean beach right now... :-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxg9TcaSgdI

None of you have a spare room?

>>51624658
You clearly haven't met him

>>51625168
Just because you were molested by a guy in a Santa outfit as a kid doesn't mean he's real.

>>51622861
Fire

>>51624159
We just need Bonaire now, the ritual is almost complete

>>51625092
Are you a qt girl?

>>51625251
No...
Do you lend me your spare room anyway?

>>51624209
Trigun.

>>51625251
Bonaire has the regular Netherlands flag. :^(

>>51625251
Wanna join? Sint Nicolaas en de Appelsiens.

>>51625384
>Bonaire has the regular Netherlands flag. :^(
The best* flag

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>>51625690

>>51625535
>That free education
Yes, the queen is still technically out head of state though

I've always wonder if we as a county could just say "fuck it" and
to join another country

>>51625857
:-( >>51625381
You are now, only my 2º favorite band:

Florence and the Machine>>>> Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

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>>51625690

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Post what you are listening to, i will rate it

>>51624263
i get it
hue

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>>51626449
fixed

>>51626449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_Dmp6lbDE

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>>51625381
>>51626338
Can you at least trap? work with me here

>>51626449
https://youtu.be/MzQ5o7b7qf0

>>51626581
Meme music

>>51626449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBzGKpHGAY

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>>51626449
https://youtu.be/nfyDcKCqjJ8

/r/equesting some /carib/ rap

>>51626581
0/10
>>51626593
10/10
Mastodon is based, i thought you guys only listened to more chill out music

>>51626605
:^)

>>51626640
wtf... 0/10
>>51626676
Favelado de merda/10

>>51626449
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCiSO_r3I8E

>>51626676
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmqg03YH3M

>>51626680
Not all the time,sometimes you just need some
hype music

>>51626640
what....

>>51626812
Kartel.....plz no

>>51626754
>>51626860
don't bully
i think it's really interesting and fringe but still sounds nice

>>51626860
Vybz Kartel is an inspiration to all. :^)
Is that nigga still in jail?

>>51626812
10/10 for choosing Massive Attack
8/10 for the actual music

>>51626754
Chupa minha piça, paneleiro metido a cult do caralho. Also, para de dar nota, você não é nenhum Fantano (não que a opinião dele também importe).

>>51626812
2/10 2bh

>>51626927
>jail
What did he do?

>>51626927
Yes,yes he is

>>51626927
which dancehall artist isn't in prison? kek i always really liked buju banton

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Stop making carib threads you dumb bitch i got homework to do

>>51627024
>Essa dor de cu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKNw477onU

>>51627078
Is that you?

This song is straight fire https://youtu.be/6herO1dIc4s?t=1m8s

>>51627136
No, it's Alberta Barbosa

>>51627078
Who is this semon demen?

>>51627088
This video is not available.

>>51627154
Time stamp?
>>51627163
Lol, a boa musica está bloqueada no 3º mundo

>>51627146
That thumbnail...Nope

>>51627055
Popcaarn I guess

>>51627253
>being homophobic
desu

>>51627146
0/10

>>51627290
>homophobic
Maybe, I am a Trap/futa/shemale kinda guy

>>51627253
You guys need to listen to some bounce music

https://youtu.be/jZVB6ETOq20

>>51627433
Classic

https://youtu.be/SIUdd5fe0Xs

>>51627433
>>51627489
Stop with your shitty music pls...

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>pooptugal ""music""
https://youtu.be/mo_4MZhhuF0

>>51627433
>>51627489
That's not something I would listen to

I draw the line at soca

https://youtu.be/S5-ddLodThA (this is not soca)

Fucking portugal anti zwarte piet hijacking topic.

Does this count?

DAAR WORDT AAN DE DEUR GEKLOPT

>>51627624
>Anti bad music
>anti zwarte piet
pls...

We listen to black 80s music

https://youtu.be/Oy10rRJ0Cuk

https://youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs

https://youtu.be/pNj9bXKGOiI

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>>51627078
Rofl are you in every thread I post in?

>>51627433
What the hell is this.

>>51627880
Shut up and listen to some 80s

https://youtu.be/pW_vpwbERBo

>>51627776
Gay/10
>>51627829
Ben Harper version is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84fhe52ta4

>>51627873
Gay tendencies/10
>>51627928
Gay/10

>>51627755
Mang help me move to Portugal instead.

>>51628006
Why would anyone do that?

>>51627880
>>>51627433 (You)
>What the hell is this.
It is called bounce music

>>51628049
Cos Finland told me it was cheap and im a cheap cunt. Also beaches.

Now lets listen to some Travis https://youtu.be/Qq-n0Hqg4Ik

>>51628082
So why don't you go to Dutch Caribbean instead?

>>51628106
Maria I'm Drunk is BEST

>>51628142
Long journey and then landing in basically a giant holiday resort filled with Dutchies? Doesn't do it for me.

>>51628106
Cringe/10

>>51628237
shit taste, all future opinions disqualified

review this anyways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp9GgdCgMXk

Am I /carib/ now?

>>51628278
Haha virgin.

>>51628269
Troll/10
>>51628278
>US Virgin
Sorry no virgins allowed on this thread mate

>>51628347
>Troll/10
WEW

>>51628347
https://youtu.be/05KE8lL6DiE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q5Qowx99Zs

>>51628397
Goodnight folks.

Funny, I don't believe there is a virgin over the age of 14 on this island

>>51628564
Pls, post qt US Virgins

>>51628106
>>51628216
Night Calls is objectively the best track on Rodeo.

https://youtu.be/Rey2WAvTO48

>>51628704
>Nigger music
>Auto tune
>Retarded beat
>Shit lyrics
Are you a retarded favelado?

>>51628635
I doubt you'd wanna see any females from any of these hallowed isles.

>>51628760
Yes i want

>>51628635
Besides, as a portugeezer, where do you get off talking about caribbean music

>>51627570

some real portuguese music for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YriVM8sC7M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3WGttZdksg

>>51628753
>namefag

Ignorado. Se mata.

>>51620703
>>51620728
>>51624159
>>51625251
>>51628278
R A R E
A R E R
R E R A
E R A R

>>51628830
És o brazuka?
>>51628841
Volta para o luso weeaboo de merda

>>51628830
>fado

fags music

>>51628808
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFzrxA6sUrM

Check this and get back to me

"YOU GABE ME AIDS!!!!!"

>>51628883
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/out/

>>51628920
Kek, but that is not Carib. Only trash leave their countries and emigrate

post qt carib girls dammit

>>51629065
Seems to me like all the nice people left my island a long time ago leaving me stuck on a tiny rock with a bunch of looney tunes calibre crazies.

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>>51629116
Fine

>>51629204
Looks like an Indian that went to some Carnaval party.

>>51629437
Yeah I think they call them dougla

>wake up
>check new /snibbedisnab:DDD/ thread
>141 replies
guys, chill

>>51629437
Indians are a large part of the population on
some islands.

>>51629640
That's not a dougla

>>51621190
UTRECHT
T
R
E
C
H
T

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>>51627078
Wait, is this actually aruba?

I wanted 'her' to be a qt trap,why can't I have nice things

Saba is het enige goeie eiland om eerlijk te zijn familie

sailing to Barbuda lads

see you in 5 hours if there's internet

>>51639097
That's not me senpai.

>>51639531
This is true.

>>51640145
Bon voyage.

>>51640145
Go enjoy your trip m8, don't just stay holed up on 4chan. Do show us pics, though.

>>51627433
Bounce music originated in my city 2bh.
It's shit.

>>51640145
I hope we don't lose you too to the sea.

>>51643318
DELET THIS

>>51640145
Have fun with that Bajan accent

>>51642913
Thank god,my fantasy remains

>>51626519
lol

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>celebrating Sinterklaas in 30C weather

>>51644453
Can't go to the beach and take a swim after the binge eating.

pls..

I'm going on a cruise around the Caribbean. What can I expect?

>>51647012
not much to be honest

>>51647012
Rum and coconut water.

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>>51647664
What do you think about mainlanders grouping all Dutch islanders together (Antillianen)?

Can you separate us based on province?

Do you know the movie new kids?

What do you think of Brabanders?

Curaçao can answer too.

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>>51643318
>she will never bully again

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>>51650489
>you will never bully her again

>>51647012
Will it come here?

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What sorts of presents would /crib/ like for Xmas?

>>51652233
video games plz

>>51652233
cut guys who know how to treat uncut guys

>>51649201
We're used to it, but it still triggers some people, especially Arubans.

Not really. The islanders that have lived there long enough can.

No.

Stayed a few months in Eindhoven. Poles and Morrocans everywhere. Still comfy.

>>51652359
What sort of games?

>>51653456
what? explain.

>>51626449
I'm listening tot he History of Rome podcast.
>>51627078
Almost baited

>>51628278
>>51628564
>>51628760
>>51628920
>>51629151
>>51629640
What the fuck that's not me, is there really another USVI poster?

>>51640145
Now dats rare

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Hallo, waar zijn de frieten :-DDD

>>51657025
Pindasaus en mayonnaise :DDDD

>>51654553
jrpgs, srpgs, crpgs, cuhrayzee games.

You know, the superior form of entertainment.

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>>51657511
>Pindasaus

>>51649201
New kids =/= Brabanders.
It's like making a movie about people from Holland and having them walk around as marihuana and xtc addicted man children talking about muh voc all the while they speak with the most horrible gutteral g sound they can manage and wearing Volendam outfits while handing out tulips in the Amsterdam red light district.

>>51626449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvEOKpkLzbs
I feel kinda old now

>>51657733
Ahh.
I've recently been playing this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiyuki:_Journey_West

>>51657775
>not using pindasaus
Wegwezen.

Curaçao!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtmNOsvLGQQ

>>51658095
>That game is now 12 years old.

fug.

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>>51620703

>>51658106
Never heard of it. Is it quality? I've mostly been playing MH4 and Hyrule Warriors in wait for Xenoblade X

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>>51657947
Bootyblasted Brabander detected

Zeker te veel Schultenbrau gehad xDDD

>>51626676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

>>51639097
Are there no normal people in crib?

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>>51658164
dwing me

>>51654553
circumcised men are brutes

>>51659210
Because /carib/ is on 4chan.
>>51659887
Well excuse you.

>>51658775
Schrobbeler of jupiler, Zibbedjer. :D :D

>>51659887
Why? Are their dicks more painful or something?

>>51659210
>normal
On 4chan, really anon?
What's wrong with liking traps,are you some sort of fag?

>>51659210
>Are there no normal people in crib?

i'm fairly normal

>>51662761
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT UNCUT DICK

Sometimes I envy you guys. Being so irrelevant all the fucking time gotta be amazing.

>>51663672
Sometimes I envy you anon. Being so relevant you get a terrorist attack every 4 months

>>51663672
It has its benefits.

Post pics from your nearest beach, i will rate it

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>>51664704

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>>51664704
Can't find the pic of the one below my house

>>51665568
2muchppl4me

Do you guys do this too?

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6701157/6b596a03/ondertussen_op_cura_ao.html

>>51667313
Here,no
We only do cool shit for carnival

>>51666943
It's where they fish and windsurf.

Looks tranquil af.

>>51667313
There's a reason why the older generation calls it isla di macaco.

>>51667506
Our Kitesurfing place looks way different,it costs sooo much
fucking money though

>>51667752
It's a hobby for people with money.

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>>51664704
It's trash

>>51670300
Looks depressing.

>>51672803
It is. Never been to that particular part but most parts just look like muddy shorelines with rocks and garbage everywhere.

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>>51673489
That sounds a bit sad,we don't really have the
garbage thing but we have rocks.

Hello.

>>51678244

are you rich

>>51678244
Hello, are you from Georgetown?

>>51678244
Hello, island merchant.

>>51678338
Average income by Cayman standards.

>>51678366
The Brac.

>>51678373
Hello, Netherlander.

>>51678488
Post pictures of your island. Is it comfy? What's it like living there compared to other /carib/ islands? Do you feel unity with Jamaica?

>>51678488
You live on Cayman Brac? That's pretty cool. I've been to 5 places in the caribbean, and found Grand Cayman to be my favorite that I visited, by far. I didn't get to the other two islands of the Caymans though, as is the case with most visitors :(. Maybe next time.

My neighbor owns a condo in Georgetown and goes there annually on vacation, which is why I asked if you're from there.

I've not seen a Cayman poster in a long time, are you new to /int/?

>>51678816
Hey, btw, what made you finally drop the tripfaggery? I've noticed for a couple weeks now.

>>51620703
Ik moet mijn sinterklaas gedichten nog maken, kan je helpen?

>>51624174
easy peasy, they don't actually do anything

>>51684230
Why? Just use Sinterklaas Kapoentje.

>>51685409
Some are violent and attack in groups.

>>51686231
Ik moet zelf wat maken ik kan niet zomaar een liedje opschrijven

>>51685409
You mean liberals.

Leftist on our side of the world can be dangerous.

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>>51656358
What's it like to be a virgin on the Virgin Islands?

>>51684230

Sinterklaas Kapoentje
Doe wat in m'n schoentje
Ik wil C4 of dynamiet

Allahu Akbar

God I fucking hate the internet in my area, I swear it's worse than 78% of the islands. I fucking hate it, I can barely load images, I can't load videos at all & I can only use sites that don't use much bandwidth. I FUCKING HATE IT.

>>51686662
>>51687026
Rustig blijven want in een paar jaren wordt het afgeschaft. Het is toch haram.

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>>51625384
Ban si, unda tur e weeb chicks nan na Aruba ta?

>>51688499
Nan tur ta gordo y mahos.

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>>51688651
Thanks pa daña mi dreams senpai

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>>51688801
Na bo ordo.

>>51688495

Opeens half Dutch thread. Wat is deze

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>>51688884
Biba 19 aña na Aruba, still can't find qt Arubian weeb chick

>>51689238
Sigui kere den webo di gay.

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>>51679223
It started to get in the way of my posting. About 50% of the time I said something, it would just turn into a circkejerk of "fuck off tripfag". At first I figured "whatever, it doesn't really matter", but it got to the point where I could hardly get a word in edgewise. I figured I'd be able to do a lot more if I dropped the trip, so I did.

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>>51625251
You called senpai :^)

>>51624159
>>51625384
Did anyone remember to invite Sint Maarten?

DA FUQ SUP CRABS

>>51693583
He doesn't post that often, does he?

>>51694562
Hola.

>>51693583
>fleg
oh PK...

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>all this dutch

Hallo, wat is hier aan de hand?

>>51702165
We can easily switch to Spanish.

>>51702259
Sinterklaas en speculaas.

>>51702936
It's just that dutch is eww.

Which did you learn to speak first, Dutch or Spanish?

>>51703794
Dutch. It's the official language.

>>51702936
>>51703794
I only know one language,feels bad man

>>51704097
I see. How did you learn Spanish and English?

>>51705336
Have you ever studied another one?

>>51705970
Yes, French and Spanish in secondary school
but I never really "got" it.

>>51705336
There's always time to learn a new one.

>>51705970
Wasting my childhood watching American cartoons.
Spanish is something I understand, but have difficulty speaking and writing.

>>51706187
Ahh, I see. I had the same problem with French.

>>51706360
>Wasting
Doesn't seem like waste to me desu.

Do you have difficulty understanding Spanish when spoken?

>>51707035
When spoken at a rapid pace, sure.
Spanish is basically the second spoken language by now.

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>>51696634
Normally Curacao would be most common, but you're shitposting has made Aruba the most common of the Dutch Antilles.
I rarely see Sint Maarten but I've never seen Bonaire post (besides me :^) ).

>>51696648
Stfu, you saw my name before you could hoover my flag.
And I travelled here solely for Vincy :3

>>51705336
Don't you know Creole?
I asked you to vocaroo Creole last thread but you didn't respond...

>>51702165
>>51703794
>>51704097
>dutch
Feels good man

>>51707436
Bonerianonan are too busy with their salt and flamingos.

>>51707201
But Spanish is generally spoken at a rapid pace (at least according to everyone that does not speak it).

>>51707436
You should feel bad.

>>51707913
Really? I lose track of what is being said when someone is angry or excited.

>>51706360
>>51707035
My language skill are weak sauce,one day maybe

>>51707436
I can't speak it for shit, I only use some of the words. I've been told it sounds like jamaican patois but faster.Our creole is not as divergent from the
mother language but enough to make people confused.

>>51665568
>Too much people
>Looks too windy
>Tourist trap
6/10
>>51666943
Nice 10/10
What are those houses? Is it a hotel?
>>51670300
>Water looks poluted
3/10
>>51673602
>No sand
>Too much rocks
4/10

>>51640145

RARE FLAG

>>51693583
rare flag

RARE FLAG

Reminder that >>51640145
never posted again. I think we lost another one((. Let's see if news confirm.

>>51710156
Hotel,which was for sale some months ago

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>>51710156
You did say nearest.

I like this one better. Conchi/Natural Pool.

>>51710705
Belarus is kill. Rip in piece.

>>51710705
Sharks need to eat
>>51710837
Name of the hotel

I require high quality dubs. Can you provide me with them?

>>51710913
It's a shameful thing.

>>51710934
Yeah, but they seem to have an appetite for /carb/ posters. With this one, the count is at three.

>>51710963
maybe

>>51710843
Looks nice for a swim but i need sand to lay down.

>>51711058
>Yeah, but they seem to have an appetite for /carb/ posters. With this one, the count is at three.
They are dumb and piss in shark infested waters, don't they teach that piss attracts sharks, in carib schools?

Who here pees into the sea?

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>>51710934
Young island resort

>>51710963
No

>>51710843
Oh we have one of those too but it's so far
>my favorite

>>51711283
>They are dumb and piss in shark infested waters, don't they teach that piss attracts sharks, in carib schools?

It does not. Where did you hear that?
I have urinated while underwater plenty of times.

Also two of the posters were lost in Bermuda triangle waters.

>>51711395
>It does not. Where did you hear that?
It's common sense
>I have urinated while underwater plenty of times.
Disgusting...

But next time you see a shark near the beach jump into the water and take a piss for science. Then post here the results

>>51711283
This is the first I ever heard of such a myth.

>>51711342
Need to visit the upper islands one day to be honest familia.

>>51711656
>It's common sense
Well, common sense is wrong. Unless you are pissing blood, urine generally repels fish (sharks included).

t. Cave and scuba diver for 6 years.

>>51711764
>>51711666
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/07/20/travel/shark-attack-how-to-survive/
>4. Don't bleed -- or pee -- in the water

Thats why carib sharks are fat and well feed

>>51711395
>>51711844
Implying we don't eat the sharks

>>51711666
Eh,it's pretty shitty, but we can have fun :3
>devil woman

>>51711844
http://www.businessinsider.com/is-it-ok-to-pee-in-the-ocean-2014-8

I can just as easily find a source that proves otherwise.

>>51711844
Even so, they're very uncommon. If want to see one, you go to the Northern coast where the water is brutal and swimming isn't an option.

>>51712002
First my lenga materna is devilish. Now me as well. :^)

>>51712114
There is only one way to find out:
>>51711656
>But next time you see a shark near the beach jump into the water and take a piss for science. Then post here the results

>>51712294
>If want to see one, you go to the Northern coast where the water is brutal and swimming isn't an option.
>By a pair of floaters
>Go to the north coast
>Pee in the the water
>See if sharks attack you
>Then come back to /carib/ and post the results
Do it.

>>51712497
*buy

>>51712497
You buy them for me. I'll go. I'll even look for that American girl's bones. Two birds, one stone.

>>51712497
>Peetugal
Thought this was a German fetish desu

>>51712775
Pls... we are doing science here...

>>51712775
That's scat, vriend.

>>51712497
I would do it, but just jumping in the water by itself will attract sharks.

I can't believe there has not been any peer reviewed study on this yet.

>>51712775
>Thought this was a German fetish desu
Are you sure?
We also need to confirm this:
>Go to Germany (Your are the closest one)
>Go to a busy street
>Start peeing on people
>See if they try to drink and shower on your pee
>Then come back to /carib/ and post the results

Do caribes actually like swimming?
When you can always swim, I think it gets boring quite quickly.
Like how people with a pool don't swim every day.

>>51713241
This research is already flawed, because not every German shares the fetish, just most of the Germans. Also they have so many immigrants now, I'm not sure I'd be able to even find a real German person.

>>51713478
I used to really like swimming. But it gets tiring quickly. Also it's not like you go every day to the beach. Also loads of people go to the beach and don't even get into the water.

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>>51713478
>be Caribbean
>can't swim

>>51713478
Used to swim every morning but work gets in the
way now.

>>51714856
You have failed /carib/

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>>51714856

Which Caribbean nation/"nation" has the best looking women?

>>51715366
Trinidad

>>51715072
;_;

>>51715296
Overprotective mother did not let me near the ocean. Obligatory swimming lessons were a bust. Eh, I can try next month.

>>51715366
Not here, that's for sure.

>>51714856
Better learn it soon with the sea reclaiming you're island and all.
Should've stayed with us, I think swimming is mandatory here.

>tfw sleeping over at a qt grills place

>>51714856
This is why we lose people to the seas. You should really get to leearning how to swim ASAP.

>>51715565
slut.

>>51715366
Depends on your tastes.

>>51715565
Are you going to fuck her?

>>51715539
Cheeky bastard.

>>51715565
Scandalous.

>>51715666
I'll need to buy a bikini.

>>51715525
That sounds weird to me, I learnt to swim while learning
to walk, so saying you don't know how to swim is like
saying you don't know how to walk.

>>51715817
It's FF, more likely he would get pegged....the lucky bastard

>>51715875
I can float. :^)

>traps
>pegging
Kinky lad.

What are island girls like=

>>51715817
Of course not. It's F. ''I <3 penis'' Fairy we're talking about)))

>>51715867
You don't have one already?

>>51716095
They are surrounded by water all the time.

>>51715867
>I'll need to buy a bikini.
send a pic

>>51716095
They're never cold.

>>51716148
Yeah. Last time I wore it, I was 10.

>>51715867
>bikini.
Lewd

>>51716055
>Kinky lad
/d/ is my home board :3

>>51716095
Trinidad
>Friendly and bubbly and make wonderful friends

St.Vincent
>Really stuck up at first but mellow out

St.Lucians
>Very....."Intense"

Bajans
Like Trinidadians but take more time to know

All this information is based on my experience

>>51716326
>muh islands 1 meter away from eachother have totally different culture

you're worse than US states

>>51716326
Ayy. I browse /y/ sometimes.

>>51716427
Haiti and DR share one island and they're very different.

How easy / cheap is to travel between yall islands?

Would you come visit me when I'm in DR?

>>51716258
Have you tried wearing that one again?)))


>>51716427
>you're worse than US states

t. I have no idea what i'm talking about.

>>51716427
Hell I had culture shock when I went to Trinidad
>Get on campus
>lost as fuck
>20 minutes later having lunch with 6 qts
>Wondering how the fuck I got there
Trinidad is magical

>>51716704
>Easy
yes

>Cheap
No

It sometimes costs less to go from Trinidad to Miami than it does
Trinidad to St.Vincent

>>51716534
>/y/
GAAAAAYYYYYYY

>>51716326
>/d/ is my home board :3
mi brodel!

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>>51716326
>/d/ is my home board :3
>>51716534
>I browse /y/ sometimes.
This have to be b8

>>51716704
Not cheap.

Easy depending where you're going.

>Would you come visit me when I'm in DR?
Maybe. When will you visit?

>>51716894
Can't you just take a boat and row across?

Also May - July

>>51716756
I don't want to traipse around in what is now a thong and a piece of fabric that barely covers my breasts.

>>51716804
>>51716889
I regret nothing.

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>>51716826
awww yis

>>51716889
Implying /d/ isn't magical

>>51717056
>thong and a piece of fabric that barely covers my breasts
mfw

>>51716973
If it were that easy we wouldn't have gobs of Dominicans dying while trying to cross the channel.

I might go If I have no plans/no commitments with the senpaitachi and if I have money.

>>51717056
It serves the functions it should! Why waste money?

>>51716889
Why would that be b8? We all like strange thing. For instance, you like urine. It's just part of who we are.

>>51717056
Pls

>>51717285
Injuns used to do it all the time

>>51717285
>For instance, you like urine
Loooooooooool, no
>>51717285
>Why would that be b8
Because carib is autism and weebshit free

>>51717425
>/carib/
>weeb free

Pick only one

>>51717585
I only see 2 or 3 weeb posts

>>51717156
>>51717285
>>51717297
It isn't functional.

>>51717425
>carib is autism and weebshit free
I have to tell you something...

>>51717650
buy a new bikini and post pic

>>51717425
Yes you do, don't deny it.

>autism and weebshit free
heh.

>>51717650
Why not?

>>51717056
>hat barely covers my breasts.
POST THEM

>>51717650
Do it anyways take pictures

>>51717644
You missed early /carib/ then

>>51717709
>>51717793
>>51717830
The thirst

>>51717907
>The thirst
MY DICK CAN BARELY HANDLE IT

What did i do today?
>wake up at noon
>go to this freshman's place
>get my dick sucked, suck his dick, fuck his brains out
>repeat until 6pm
>Play Hatsune Miku Project Diva F 2nd
life's good

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>>51718216
>Gay
>Weeaboo
There is only one way out

>>51718216
gay

>>51718047
Go to /d/ find fetishes you didn't know you had

>>51718216
living the dream

>I will never find a qt futa cum tank
sigh

>>51718327
>>51718333
>He doesn't get his dick sucked on the regular

>>51718334
Hatsune Miku's the best waifu

>>51718334
I went there and i almost puked with the smell of the autism

I only fap to /s/ and /gif/

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>>51717772
It's for kids, m8.

>>51717709
>>51717793
>>51717830
>>51718047
I can finally use this image. :^)

>>51718216
Lewd.

>>51718418
>making an image to call attention to your own attention whoring
that's lewd

>>51718047
You can quench that thirst with some urine we know you like so much :^)

>>51718216
Sounds like you're enjoying yourself.

>>51718334
>I will never find a qt futa cum tank
It's a brave new world bru. Unless you die in the next 10 years, your dream can still become true.

>>51718418
So? You are just a bigger kid now.

>>51718418
Did you make it?
I don't see my dick in it...

do caribbeans enjoy american football or are you all gay