What do you call these? (specially in english?)
Shitposting hard these days i see.
wut da shit
>>69358597
Does anyone in the world have these kind of fireworks? You throw them on the floor and they explode.
>Video game
>German mentions he's German
>make holocaust joke
>OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO RACIST?
Why are Germans so incapable of banter? Why do Germans have no sense of humor?
This one time I was playing with Germans on CSGO and one of them said that "Sieg Heil" means "I love you" in German.
Germans are generally pretty nice in online games, in my experiences, although autistic. But I am a massive autist too so it's ok.
>>69358074
German media bombards us with holocaust remembrance and you are by far not the only one who makes "clever holocaust banter". He was most likely fed up and you weren't that funny as you think. We make holocaust jokes to from time to time but imagine wherever you go everyone would make fun of you being a slave owner or make white power jokes. At some point it would be too much
>>69358074
Every german I've ever met playing vidya has been super cool and didn't mind banter. I jokingly call them Hitler, they call me A FUCKING LEAF. The usual.
How did the building of this go about?
Supposedly reasonable mature adult human being who has a government position:
>Hey guys lets waste some millions of our tax money to build a huge flag merely to piss Cypriots off
>Dude I doubt this project will get any approval. It's just childish and immature.
>Yeah man why would anyone waste so much tax money just to cause emotional distress to only half of Nicosia who will be able to see the flag?
Shit actually gets approved
Shit even lights up.
Turks of /int/ please explain.
>>69357974
>he posted it again
oh oh
>>69358148
we probably killed another 50-100 Turks with this thread
>>69357974
it obviously worked or you wouldn't be posting here, to rest of the world just doesn't care about your bitch fight.
what's going on with Mariah?
Is she gonna be alright?
If she was in a burnout why did she accepted in the first place?
literally who?
Mai first waifu
1-your country
2-
>wake up
>go to the bathroom
>look at you reflection in the mirror
>you look like this white man with tattoos in the picture
3-What is your reaction?
What will be the reaction of your entourage
>>69356995
i kill myself for getting awful tattoos
>>69356995
Kill myself because I actually like the hair on my body.
>>69357027
you can remove them you know
A war erupts between Hungary and Slovakia. Both appeal for Polish military support.
Would you help Slovakians due to them being your Slav cousins?
Or would you side with Hungary because of the Polish-Hungarian friendship?
>would you support your cute little cousin or random guy who helped you move furniture 20 years ago
>>69356875
delet this immediately
>>69356813
nice divide and conquer angela
v4 stands together
I hate Turkroaches
me too
ok
a fucking green leaf
Europe is an American colony.
>>69356304
thank fuck, it's time Americans invade and kill all muslims.
America is an African colony
Would anyone care for a Happy Meal?
Make me want to come to your country in three words.
>>69356035
no way fatass
stay away cow
>>69356035
We have Trump.
How easy is it to move to Uruguay? Is it a nice country? I'm sick of the liberal BS of North America and I'm buried in debt so I'm trying to bail.
>>69355984
Hey there. It's fairly easy actually. If you have a degree and are willing to learn Spanish (if you don't speak it already), then you shouldn't have any issues coming here. You're definitely not going to earn more money than you would over there, so things will seem more expensive. Uruguay is nice. Its people are chill, its beaches are beautiful. We tend to save money instead of getting in debt.
Let me know if you have any more questions, I'll be around for a bit.
>>69355984
>>69357595
BR who has been to Uruguay at least thrice now.
It seems to me like there are lots of old people in Uruguay, also, there doesn't seem to be that many attractions if you're the ''club going'' type.
THERE ARE options, but not as many as , say, Brazil or Argentina.
That being said, Uruguay is probably tied with Chile as the best country to live in South America IMO.
I prefer the culture in Uruguay but Chile seems to have more variety and access to the outside world.
Uruguayans are friendly people overall, and you won't need to be afraid to go out as you would in Brazil, Bolivia and other SA shitholes.
Uruguay is quite safe actually (at least from my perspective as a Brazilian, but also, I'm fairly sure it has a lower % of homicide rates than the USA, which says a lot about the country...)
Don't expect to make as much money as you would in the USA though...
All in all, if you can have some sort of income in the USA and retire/live in Uruguay, it'd be the best scenario, as your USD will have incredible value there.
I hope this helps you out.
Oh, also - don't forget to try out Uruguayan Tannat wines;
>>69357595
Yeah I'm 100% fluent in Spanish. How hard is it to get a job? I don't have a degree since I'm stupid and went straight to work after high school.
>>69357793
Well I'm planning to bring at least $5,000 USD with me to start me off, and hope to get a job on a bank or something since that's what I have experience on. I have Mexican citizenship, so would it be hard to get Uruguayan residency eventually?
I think I've narrowed it down to the following:
>Aztec Empire
>Mongol Empire
>Western Roman Empire
>Napoleonic France
>Nazi Germany
>Belgian Empire
>Soviet Union
>>69355821
i go with the Roman Empire
the others were good bois dat dindu nuffin'
>>69356329
>Paraguay
Checks out.
Nazis
>his """"""""country"""""""" doesn't use all of his energy with renewable power
literally disgusting
>>69355786
>literally al 3rd world shitholes are blue
>>69355786
>oil isn't renewable
Says who? If you need more just go kill some Muslims and take it.
>>69355832
wrong
russia is red
Your parents arrange a marriage with one of these british beauties
What will be your choice?
Only correct choice
>>69355748
C with her Asian boyfriend
>>69355748
A: spoiler that hog
B: spoiler that hog
C: begrudgingly marry
It's a shame because there are tons of beautiful British women, these three are the most overrated in Britain
Did you leave 2016 as a bastard?
>bullcuckia
>yourmother'sawhoretugal
>France
It's not even funny anymore
The songs that your counties sang before they went into battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJXPp5TsQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_2auYMS-VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKUMQFt_gd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6_F12uq268