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>submitting yourself to the rule of one woman
>she takes all your money
>she is queen of the house
>you are her work slave expected to make shitloads of money that she spends how she likes

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What does /int/ know about Cuba?

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Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To shit anywhere you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His balls are sweaty, knees weak, bowels are heavy
There's poo on his trousers already, maan's biryani
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
Where he sat down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his anus but the poo won't come out
He's constipated, how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes brevity
Oh, there goes Pajeet, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's roads
It don't matter, he's sick, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so backed-up that he knows, when he goes back to his call center, that's when its
Back to the Dell again yo, this whole crap city
He better tighten his sphincter in this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better loosen your bowels in the streets, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one break, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a work day

The shit's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This street is mine for the shitting
Make me king, as we move toward a, loo world order
A normal diet is borin', but super shitting's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows shit all over these streets its all on him
Coast to coast poos, he's known as the globeshitter
Filthy roads, Vishnu only knows, he's shat farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own wife-daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the Ganges water
His loos don't want him no mo, there's no sewer
They moved on to the next street that flows, he squat down and shat nada
So the shit opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
PRT PRAP BRRAPPPP PRRT

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>200 word essay on whether finns are white or not due on monday

please help me /int/

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>been learning japanese for 2 years now
>still can't hold an average conversation

MY SKIN IS COLD

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Why cant they stop trying to destroy Europe?

>destroyed Rome
>created protestantism
>started both world wars
>now importing millions of isis members into europe


STOP

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Do you care about yor contry /int/? I don't, I'm a citizen of the world.

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Why do people think that Spic/Mexican is a race? Do this people look the same race to you?

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lol

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Why are Americans always striking?

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I just want to go back home and eat some quality and tasty food.

I'm probably gonna binge eat harder than a holocaust survivor once I get out of here.

I don't have healthy eating habits to begin with.

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>your country
>How popular/unpopular is your government?

Here apparently herpes is more popular than Congress, and Trump's approval ratings are 38% at the moment.

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Why do Italians eat him?

Are they savages?

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edycja ポーランド!ポーランド!ポーランド!ポーランドぉぉおおおおわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん!!!
あぁああああ…ああ…あっあっー!あぁああああああ!!!ポーランドポーランドポーランドぉぉぉおおぁわぁああああ!!!
あぁクンカクンカ!クンカクンカ!スーハースーハー!スーハースーハー!いい匂いだなぁ…くんくん
んはぁっ!ポーランド共和国たんのブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお!クンカクンカ!あぁあ!!
間違えた!モフモフしたいお!モフモフ!モフモフ!髪髪モフモフ!カリカリモフモフ…きゅんきゅんきゅい!!
ウィングドハッサーのポーランドたんかわいかったよぅ!!あぁぁああ…あああ…あっあぁああああ!!ふぁぁあああんんっ!!
独立できて良かったねポーランドたん!あぁあああああ!かわいい!ポーランドたん!かわいい!あっああぁあ
経済も発展されて嬉し…いやぁああああああ!!!にゃああああああああん!!ぎゃああああああああ!!
ぐあああああああああああ!!!欧州なんて現実じゃない!!!!あ…ウィングドハッサーもポーランドリトアニア連合もよく考えたら…
ポ ー ラ ン ドち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い?にゃあああああああああああああん!!うぁああああああああああ!!
そんなぁああああああ!!いやぁぁぁあああああああああ!!はぁああああああん!!東ヨーロッパぁああああ!!

elo robaki~

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what-happens-here?