cuckio edition
first for usa
Parallels between the Dems and Labour losing are amazing
Hope they make the same mistake and run a far left candidate who alienates everyone by calling for crazy social justice shit.
>computer games are art
A girl in Canada claims that I got her pregnant. I guess it's possible. I have been asked to appear at the provincial court in Penticton next month. I probably need to hire a solicitor. I might just be a dad...
>>71334086
Well you got farther in life in terms of biology than half of 4chan.
I suppose you might want to do a paternity test. You aren't in France, so they can't charge you with any "crimes".
>>71334086
Just dont go: they have no jurisdiction over you? What are they going to do? Invade the United States? Just ghost her and move to a new state with a false name.
>>71334192
They actually kind of do. The US and Canada have extensive treaties when it comes to child-support, custody, and "family law." A Canadian court can garnish your American wages over a child-support issue without much trouble.
I'm gonna learn a new European language in my uni. Help me decide. They are:
>German
>French
>Spanish
>Italian
>Russian
>Latin
>Swedish
Which should I pick and why? I'm up for learning any of the languages here.
>>71333890
If you want something useful. Go for Spanish.
If you don't care take the one you like the most.
French or Italian.
Icelandic for the memes.
It's not socially accepted, right? It's just an underground sub culture for socially retarded people and pedos, is it not?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12363154
She's more socially accepted than most of us
So we feed off her magnetism
>>71333721
Nice Sudan proxy, troll.
>>71333744
t. newfag
ok, without memes
whats the difference between mainland spanish and catalans?
>>71333645
>mainland spanish and catalans
All Spain is in the mainland except the canary islands,Ceuta,Melilla and Mallorca you HERETIC RETARD.
>>71333862
yeah, sorry about that
was trying to say rest of the Spaniards
no offense
Catalans have a superiority complex
Are they Yankees like Americans of New England, Mid-Atlantic, Midwest and Great Plaines? If no, what are they?
They're faggot progressives, CHIs, and literal whos.
>>71333557
>If no, what are they?
The good part of America
>>71333582
I don't think people in Arizona are progressive
You stupid frogs, WHYYYYY
W-What? How could they do such an inhumane thing?
The Ottoman Empire is the best Empire. You might not agree with it, but it is objectively the best.
>>71333407
oh wow they controlled a bunch of desert and oil they never bothered to tap so great
>>71333407
That's a very sexy empire m8, I'd live in it
>>71333407
Okay, Mehmed.
>live in the finest lands on g-d's green earth
>bitch about everything like its armageddon
Why do people do this?
Cause I live in the shittiest part of the finest lands on G-d's green earth.
>>71333386
Because people from the shittiest parts are coming here making the green parts even more shit.
>>71333386
I have always wanted a union of all first world countries
>Be paki
>Out numbered by pajeets 1/10
>Mfw comment section on paki news pages are over run by pajeets
>Mfw more pajeets than pakis on page
>Mfw pajeets wont stop shit posting
>designated shitting comment section
>mfw poos and pakis are literally the same
Facebook is literally worse than 4chan, not even being facetious
I have given up hope on burgerstan. Every female in that country and mine is a whore.
From here, these are the places I'm willing to go. To save myself time and money, in which of these places am I most likely to find a nice girl who hasn't sucked a bunch of cocks so I can bring her home, settle down, and raise a family?
When I get there, what should I know?
>take this shit to /r9k/
It's already there.
>>71333234
You can get an easy lay in Taiwan or South Korea. Replace that with the Philippines, for fuck sake.
If you can't get laid in your own country (short of hiring someone), what makes you think you'll have a better chance elsewhere?
>>71333300
Nothing. That's why I'm asking before I waste money. It's not like my chances exceed zero if I stay here in New Seattle though.
When are you going to come to Japan?
>>71333186
I was in Japan 11 years ago. Tokyo, Sakura and Kyoto.
I want to visit Hokkaido, but I don't know when I will.
Never
never
because I heard it's impossible to get crossdressing boyfriend or newhalf girlfriend
America, wtf are you doing?
>>71332968
Creating top quality real life memes.
>>71332968
Are Somalians niggers or sandniggers, it's hard to tell at this point
>>71332990
pirates niggers
Isnt it supposed to be a melting pot?
>European folklore
>European language
>European clothing
>European food (with some Native American food)
etc
It was an European colony and the vast majority of its population has European blood.
>>71332812
I'm going for a spitball here, really, but I think- and this is my opinion- I think.
The country was founded by European immigrants?
Again, just an opinion.
It's a phenomenon that's baffled scholars for decades
Are Italians white?
No, gli Italliani non sono bianchi.
Are you?
Yes, All Europeans are white.