>Go to Mexico as a tourist, nice girl shows me around and then guide me to my room
>"And that's all sir, should I bring you something to eat?"
>"Oh yeah, a tortilla please"
>"What? Do you want to make a taco?"
>"No, I mean a tort..."
>She bring this
the fuck Mexico, this isn't a tortilla
>>71932778
yes it is
Even I know a tortilla is pic related
>>71932857
I can't believe I'm taking the Spanish side, but fuck man, no it isn't.
It's just an edible plate.
A real tortilha is made of eggs and is filled with goodies.
Dance Panique -painos
http:///www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6DXtfjyek
En haluis mennä huomena työ ukkoilee :(
>>71932624
En mene huomenna työ ukkoilee t. rotta
>>71932494
Jaa, sellanen. En oo käyttäny sellasta varmaan 15 vuoteen jtp
Zeldzame Islamitische Pepe uitgave
0de voor Joerianon
Welkom: Kikkerpalers, Wojakpalers
Niet Welkom: Normaaltjes, doksers
>>71932483
Stop
>>71932528
N-nee
Gadverdamme. Deze ga ik vannacht niet stoten. Houdoe.
>Germans
>>71932162
what's your fucking problem, Luigi?
>Italians
>Finns
Poland is a better place to live than anywhere in Latin America. Prove me wrong.
I can't.
i want poland to be my husband
Meh, I still like my country a lot more despite all the shit.
Täter und Opfer willkommen
ÖFFNET
http://www.weltwoche.ch/ausgaben/2012-16/vom-siegen-ermuedet-die-weltwoche-ausgabe-162012.html
gebt euch das, so hart wurde noch nie gebaselt kek.
>«Ein Bote, dem es gelungen war, sich von der Stadt zu den Eidgenossen durchzuschlagen, einerseits um mitzuteilen, dass Basel keine Hilfe schicken könne, anderseits um vor der Übermacht der Schinder zu warnen, wurde mitsamt seinem Pferd erstochen. » Das gleiche Schicksal hätten die aufgebrachten Kriegsknechte ihren Hauptleuten angedroht, falls diese sich weigern sollten, sie gegen die Feinde zu führen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwOozTjBZ1s
canal edition
Anime
>>71930984
REMINDER : American girls would rtaher date a short dumpy ugly Asian guy than you
test
Why cant we be more like argentina? Why did i have to be born in this reggaeton-blasting amerindian-loving poophole?
>>71930938
what went wrong?
>>71930938
So, wanting to live in another reggaeton-blasting amerindian-loving poophole?
>>71930938
So, wanting to live in another reggaeton-blasting amerindian-loving poophole?
Sayings or rhymes in your language that makes no sense when translated to english
Norwegian rhyme translated:
>Goodbye in the bathroom you old chockolate, see you tonight old caramel
>>71930853
the wolf used to carry a few times and they carried the wolf
Who is caught by the sun not washing, doesn't go the day forwards
the most popular children's rhyme here:
>spring came snow melted batman said bulp bulp
>She isn't fluent in six languages
>>71930820
my gf is fluent in English, good in French, communicative in German, understands Spanish and Italian and thinks about learning Mandarin, Japanese or Korean
my sister speaks very good English, pretty okay French, is communicative in German and learns Korean
I'm only very good in English thanks to 4chan and communicative in Russian, feels bad man
>>71931497
ye but you're a guy so you're inherently better than them so who cares?
if you could be fluent in 6 languages which would you pick?
for me: sanskrit, latin, ancient greek, japanese, french, and norwegian
hamdog edition
HE'S HERE
making enchiladas lads
I like the fillet o fish but it's a waste of money, I eat it in like 4 bites, not enough mass to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3FFDvAFvk
denna tar vi
denna tråd tar vi
Édition : le FN n'est pas la solution.
Dieu n'existe pas.
Pourquoi les vieux sont misogynes et homophobes ?
>>71930497
ohoh, subtile.
Why do so many Americans love Germany so much? Most don't have any recent ancestry there. Many Americans I asked said if they had to choose one country to move to it'd be Germoney.
>>71930377
Jew mad?
>>71930377
I thought many Israeli also wanted to move to Germany, because of cheap yoghurt
>>71930377
Because we hate Jews and want to restore the Reich.
Let's have a friendly thread for once.
What are your three favorite countries in the world? Not including your own.
Mine are Italy, France, and Britain.
Belarus, Hungary, Czechia, Slovakia and Ireland. They are my top 5.
UK
japan
israel
>>71929400
I cannot tell you what countries I like, but I can tell you what countries I do dislike:
Italy, Spain, France, Germany, UK, Portugal and the list goes on but it'd be too long to continue.