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Post a day in the life of your cunt

>finish my workout at the gym
>go to front desk lady
>take my normal shoes out of the gym shoe fridge
>fill my water bottle made from china with water
>microwave it in the gym microwave for post-workout gains
>tip the nice lady for assistance on my way out
>see some guys in masks waving a USSR flag
>unzip my benis and take out my firearms
>spin them on my fingers, turn around 360 degrees then shoot them
>order some pizza right after
>police come after the pizza guy arrives
>don't get arrested because castle doctrine
>applies everywhere because all of USA is my home
>cops tip me for doing their job
>get on my horse car hybrid
>we're able to technologically advance this far since we didn't invest in bidets
>bald eagle soars in and drops a cowboy hat perfectly on my head
>on the way home i got some apple pie and an AR-15 at 7-11
pretty comfy day 2bh

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:39:38 Post No.79023459
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:39:38 Post No.79023459 [Report]

>stay on all night playing world of warcraft
>finally go to bed at usually 9am
>sleep till 4pm
>repeat
>profit
>???

Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:58:54 Post No.79024198
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:58:54 Post No.79024198 [Report]

>wake up at 2 pm
>take a coffee with milk and eat lunch while listening my daily podcast
>read digital newspaper
>watch some videos in Youtube (random)
>post on 4chan, /int/ or /pol/
>play vidya
>eat breakfast at 7 pm
>do my personal hygiene
>post on 4chan while watching some music videos (kpop)
>play vidya
>wash dishes
>take out the trash
>clean house
>take dinner at 22 pm
>post on 4chan
>watch a movie in netflix
>try to not masturbate, but masturbate
>try to sleep, but I can't
>finally sleep around 6 am

Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:00:24 Post No.79024259
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:00:24 Post No.79024259 [Report]

>>79023404
>wake up
>go to your mothers bedroom
>fuck your whore mother
>sleep
>repeat

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2017-09-02 06:37:04 Post No.79023352
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:37:04 Post No. 79023352 [Report] [View this topic]

> only have one chance in life.

> i'm not born in the united states of america
what a fucking life!
i just wanted to be american, guys. i just wanted to be born in the united states of america.
i'll stick my ass in my ass when i'll never be and i'll be forever bostileiro.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:38:48 Post No.79023424
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:38:48 Post No.79023424 [Report]

>only third world trash want to be american
life is suffering

Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:46:45 Post No.79023746
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:46:45 Post No.79023746 [Report]

>>79023352
Same OP, but unironically

Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:02:29 Post No.79024334
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 07:02:29 Post No.79024334 [Report]

>>79023352
It's overrated

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:31:40 Post No. 79023153 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it true that Americans think having sex with another male is gay?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:35:44 Post No.79023307
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>>79023153
>Americans
>think

Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:36:51 Post No.79023346
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:36:51 Post No.79023346 [Report]

>>79023153
>that flag
>that post

reminds me that homosexuality was created in Greece

Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:40:54 Post No.79023515
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:40:54 Post No.79023515 [Report]

male (male) or girl (male)?

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