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Post a day in the life of your cunt
>finish my workout at the gym
>go to front desk lady
>take my normal shoes out of the gym shoe fridge
>fill my water bottle made from china with water
>microwave it in the gym microwave for post-workout gains
>tip the nice lady for assistance on my way out
>see some guys in masks waving a USSR flag
>unzip my benis and take out my firearms
>spin them on my fingers, turn around 360 degrees then shoot them
>order some pizza right after
>police come after the pizza guy arrives
>don't get arrested because castle doctrine
>applies everywhere because all of USA is my home
>cops tip me for doing their job
>get on my horse car hybrid
>we're able to technologically advance this far since we didn't invest in bidets
>bald eagle soars in and drops a cowboy hat perfectly on my head
>on the way home i got some apple pie and an AR-15 at 7-11
pretty comfy day 2bh
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>stay on all night playing world of warcraft
>finally go to bed at usually 9am
>sleep till 4pm
>repeat
>profit
>???
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>wake up at 2 pm
>take a coffee with milk and eat lunch while listening my daily podcast
>read digital newspaper
>watch some videos in Youtube (random)
>post on 4chan, /int/ or /pol/
>play vidya
>eat breakfast at 7 pm
>do my personal hygiene
>post on 4chan while watching some music videos (kpop)
>play vidya
>wash dishes
>take out the trash
>clean house
>take dinner at 22 pm
>post on 4chan
>watch a movie in netflix
>try to not masturbate, but masturbate
>try to sleep, but I can't
>finally sleep around 6 am
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>>79023404
>wake up
>go to your mothers bedroom
>fuck your whore mother
>sleep
>repeat
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>wake up between 4-5 pm feeling disoriented and dehydrated
>immediately assaulted by depressing thoughts and longing for the past
>brew some coffee to kill my hunger
>start my 4chan browsing session
>spend the next 5 hours browsing 4chan and refreshing /int/ every 30 seconds
>eventually find something to eat once the heartburn from the coffee gets too unbearable
>suppress the suicidal thoughts by obsessively saving pictures of frogs and anime girls
>spend the entire night doing this
>go to bed once the birds start chirping
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>wake up
>apologize
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