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>>2882500
>>2886286
'more like throw enough shiet at a wall and eventually some of it will stick' edition
DVBBS & Shaun Frank feat. Delaney Jane - La La Land (Extended Mix)
>>2886290
whoops, meant to say
Is this actually one of her quotes?
>>2886291
I hope you're joking.
>>2886304
>I hope you're joking.
well idk what she says on a day to day basis lol. I just listen to her music.
>>2886286
Her ass looked so good in those green shorts
>>2886307
oh yea, cool Hitler quotes, Taylor!
Whatever happened to that guy , anyways?
>>2886429
omg I can't believe Taylor Swift invented spirit bombs
>>2886429
lewd
>>2886429
spirit bomb pic is one of my favorites from her. Rare to see front butt
>>2886307
Her fucking keds ads drive me insane. So goddamn hot.
>>2886429
she looks like an idiot slut, profoundly and massively smug
>>2886459
top keds
>>2886473
and?
#YOLO
>>2886385
What ass?
>>2886518
This CUTE! ass
>>2886541
This picture gets me so hot everytime I see it, I can't handle it
>>2886459
what about a non-keds ad?
>>2886442
>>2886446
>omg I can't believe Taylor Swift invented spirit bombs
wtf is a spirit bomb?
>>2886459
she shoulda endorsed Vans, but then she woulda lost about 30% of her fanbase.
>>2886541
>10/10 boast
noice one.
>>2886541
not enough to hook up my sweating bbc. sorry.
>>2886555
>wtf is a spirit bomb?
fckn millennials
never heard of dragon ball?
>>2886584
ah, gotcha. never bothered to watch redubbed-to-5yrold-G-levels jap shows.
>>2886588
>Concave.
>bruh....do u even kno what that means?
theres enough cushion there for somthin srs pushin.
>>2886459
>Her fucking keds ads
yeah, the combination of no-frills keds with sophisticated taytay must have sold lots of sneakers.
>>2886541
the best ass I've ever seen in my life
>>2886641
AHAHAHAHA
>>2886555
>wtf is a spirit bomb?
underage detected
>>2886644
Not really underage....It's a japanime thing
>>2886588
how do you know what mcdonalds smells like?
>>2886644
>niggawhat
>>2886718
>whole fucking episode of Goku raising his hand and people sent him their energy
You're eating in a restaurant with Taylor and she's giving you this look.
what do?
>>2886784
finally tell her how I really feel for her
>>2886784
cum in her hair
>>2886784
>You're eating in a restaurant with Taylor
Wake up.
>>2886882
hello EDI
>tfw swn smile at you like this
>>2886880
Friendship is gr8.
>>2886972
>divided by zero there pal
but what if she already did shoot me that lopsided smile?
>>2887259
moar
>>2886995
But getting double teamed by two big black cocks is better.
>>2887264
>moar
lovely teen Vogue photo-shoot from '11.
>tfw she needs to tell her lawn service to sharpen their mowerblades.
>>2887274
link it?
>>2887274
nvm, GIS found it, if there were only 7 pics.
you think she'd leave some breadcrumbs of a open ftp of her website that you know she secretly hosts all her pics on....
>tfw she hands you an bloomed opium poppy and says "You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
>>2887280
You're the type of guy that kills himself when his girlfriend dumps him.
>>2887281
lol wut?
how can I post if I'm dead?
>>2887281
kek
>>2887280
>"You make me feel all warm and gooey inside."
FTFY
Let's all take a deep breath, a cold shower, and start lifting weights. What do you say, anons? I think some of you might need this.
>>2887295
your penis will still be infant sized.
>>2887301
>The value of a man is in his penis size
Besides, I can always use these synthol injections.
>>2887281
>now if that ain't the pot callin the kettle black.....
seeing as 99.999% grills today are 12/10 retarded to even think of such maudlin effuse, I wouldn't be suprised.
>>2887291
>>"You make me feel all warm and gooey inside."
>FTFY
The transcendence is out of your grasp; you completely missed it.
>>2887295
I'm already lifting
>>2887327
>that framed photo of her and karlie.
>>2887281
So ur advice is basically: Don’t fall in love ever, you’ll only end up getting hurt? Shit on that, I'd be reluctant to fall in love again, but wouldn't go pushing it off the table.
>>2887378
>dat pic
lol. Wish I could make some clones to live out my monotonous day-to-day and myself live a nice private life doing what I wanted to do. It'd seem ideal, really.
>fill up a 4x4, get lost in the wood, and have a purdy lil thang strum a uk
>>2887378
never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
what's with all that oldtay nostalgia? post newtay sluttay lewdtay pics
>>2887404
Leave.
>>2887378
its weird how those Madame Tessaud things never quite look like the real person. You'd think that with modern technology they could capture an exact likeness.
>>2887414
guess you cant always get a perfect copy of the real one.
>>2887404
>>2887465
I want to kiss the Taytay REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2887462
>>2887465
still waitin on some scribbles
>>2887479
how bout post some relevant thread content...
<3
:(
Denis Kenzo & Alexandra Badoi - More Time
Dash Berlin feat. Emma Hewitt - Waiting (Official Music Video)
any body else here?
>>2887547
>>2887551
>Denis Kenzo & Alexandra Badoi - More Time
>Dash Berlin feat. Emma Hewitt - Waiting (Official Music Video)
what is this supposed to be?
>>2887556
>what is this supposed to be?
Quality shitposting perhaps?
Or maybe just some mood music.
>>2887561
>>2887571
No, this isn't Special Ed or trying to keep a Lo Kiey
>Knit condom 4 ur benishead
>is just joke
I just had a dream about taylor...
>>2887554
brb cumming to her toes
>>2887718
I don't have dreams, what's up with that? I'm like the budget character build in a videogame.
>>2887717
>>2887867
>>2887775
>I don't have dreams, what's up with that?
get a consistent sleep schedule and try some earplugs. problem is usually you don't remember your dreams, not that you don't have them.
also, try to find a comfortable position where you can fall asleep with one knee pointed toward the ceiling, for if you wake up at night. Your knee losing balance will drop you out of REM and you may remember your dreams better. Its better than a 'dream timer/clock' that vibrates at (usually) 2.5hr intervals, and after you get the hang of it you can pretty much lucid at least half the time. You can always go read a book on it, ya know....
>10 gallon hats may produce mixed results
>>2887867
>>2887869
good cover
forgot to mention, try to stay half-asleep when you wake in the morn, and recollect your dreams over the night. Use the snooze on your alarm clock, and after you get your rhythm set up, turn it off all together, or set it low for 20 min later. You want it to be a slow, ascending alarm, not your usual BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP, and def no vibrate. Go look up lucid dreaming, there is usually where you will find the best material. I have wondered about the fitbit, seeing as it has a vib alarm feature, but couldn't be assed to try it out.
>where da wite wimmin at?
>>2887941
>>2887942
Thanks for the info. I've heard of lucid dreaming before, so it doesn't surprise me the people who indulge in that have controlling your dreams down to a science.
>>2887956
they don't control your dreams, they explain how to control just your own.
>>2887956
just reread that, seems that's what you meant lol
shits pretty neat if you get the hang of it. Taking a multivitamin is supposed to help too, esp if you are just eating 'healthy' food.
Anons this post thread totally gave me a boner.
>>2887718
I have had two dreams about Taylor the past month. One was a very lucid dream and she just laid her head on my lap while we watched tv and I ran my fingers through her hair. I am still mad I ever woke up.
what a qt 3.14
>>2888181
>>2888183
she looks like an idiot
>>2888370
>looks
>>2887869
Man all that colorizing is so damn jarring
Like really
There is no denying her beauty! May not have the best voice but being a good person and being able to write songs can take you a long way esp when you have the looks to boot! Cheers
>>2888674
>>2888710
9000hrs in paint?
noice.
>>2888716
huh, thats strange, cause she's got a damn good voice....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKwgCQPvCM
So some clickbait video on youtube said Tay has been kidnapped since Jan this year, since she has been yet to be seen anywhere....
>>2888747
not quite that much work and it makes it look nicer in my opinion
>>2887278
>>2888908
What is it with celebs and smartwater?
Evian, Deer Park, and Zephyrhills objectively taste better... Or should I say, actually have some semblance of a taste.
>>2888780
GJ Jenny, non-filter'd pics looks breddy gud.
Think she will come out with a new album soon, or has she retired to the quiet life?
>>2888780
wanna try fixing up this one?
>>2888747
>Change
this is the song I listen to every night for the past 3 weeks.(I start with this and then listen for other songs)
>>2889056
just made up this quick playlist:
change
if this was a movie
style
clean
sweeter than fiction
enchanted (live)
mary's song
today was a fairytale
ronan
invisible
>>2889095
I would just change style with out of the woods
>>2888747
>youtube
>that dress.
I thought she was gonna have a wardrobe malfunction when she put her arms up.
>>2889002
that looks like a plastic doll.
>http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2017/taylor-swift-squad-ruined-ed-sheeran-relationship-with-katy-perry-infuriates-t-swift/
how real is this?
>>2888159
fuck can you imagine how good those heels smell?
>>2889134
>I thought she was gonna have a wardrobe malfunction when she put her arms up.
never saw it. Got a link?
>>2889134
>that looks like a plastic doll.
is it?
>>2889195
OK! magazine is pretty much *never* right , except by accident. So likely not real.
>>2889289
>never saw it. Got a link?
i meant this moment from the link posted above.
>>2886394
He went out of style apparently. I still like him tho
>>2889095
>change
> invisible
my nigga
>>2889195
What's the deal with Taylor and Katy anyway? The most I heard made it sound really petty ... something like one of them double booked the other's backup dancers or something, and it kinda spiraled from there? I know there has been some back and forth sniping since, and I would assume there was more to their dislike for each other initially (the backup dancers just being the final, public, straw?) ... is there more to this I'm missing?
>>2889422
their both immature , self centered, insecure, broads.
haven't u ever seen a tv show?
>>2889544
She always wears the sexiest heels.
>>2889570
Makes you wonder why so many people seem to think she's so innocent even though she wears "fuck me" heels all the time.
>>2889589
probably cuz she's a 30 year old virgin
>>2889593
>30
>virgin
what
>>2889595
i know, Sad right?
>>2889595
I know right, anyone who's a virgin past 18 might as well an hero
>>2889625
Than whis whole thrad will cease to exist, and she's not a virgin. she knows she's hot as fuck so why not dress sexy and beautiful
also post original pic for comparison.
>>2889642
>>2889643
butt blasted virgin detected.
>>2889647
do you honestly think she is virgin?
>>2889656
Naw her asshole is probably blown out
>>2889642
she was pretty annoying in that SNL bit , literally stole andy sambergs girl. Not too subtle.
>http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/roomies/n12594?snl=1
>>2889681
nobody gives a shit, we were here only for the toes
>>2889643
>also post original pic for comparison.
nice sun angle showing off her toned body.
>>2889656
do you honestly wonder what i think?
>>2889593
>30 year old virgin
surely your not suggesting she lies about her age ?
>>2889684
>toes
Eww
>>2889688
she's basically 30
>>2889688
That's marketing for you.
>>2889681
dat sketch is a non stop boner
>>2889686
No, not any more desu
>>2889002
Not much more I can do with this given how dark the original is.
>>2889763
call this faggot out
>>2889763
>getting upset of reposts
if you know about it then it means you've been there and browse...derp
Where the fuck is tay tay!!!? I need to see new paparazzi photos of her soon. It's been way to long since the last set. Shit isn't funny anymore. She needs to come out of hiding NOW!
>>2889886
she literally said she was working on new music and wouldn't be around for the rest of the year other than the super saturday concert a few months ago and her commentary for the swift channel
>>2889693
I just realized there might be a parallel universe where Taylor is 30 and her album was called 1986.
>>2889892
somewhere in the mind of God.
>>2889643
Can i have the non lewd original??? Thanks
>>2889886
private texts reveal she told kanye that she feels she is over exposed and that it would hurt her future popularity
>>2887941
>>2887942
okay to add to this, during the day pinch your nose shut and try to breathe through it once every 30 minutes. When you do it in a dream and notice you can still breathe, despite you pinching your nose, you are in a pic of dream. I tried this and it worked the first say I did it but I struggled to stay asleep.
>>2890125
>in a Tay bread
>go find a real woman
*INTRUDER ALERT*
*INTRUDER ALERT*
*NORMIES REEEE*
>>2890241
the anti ass
>>2889354
yeee!
>>2889394
theres quite a few she made that get ur spine tingling
>>2889422
boob envy is the root
>>2889611
gb2 ur chonga thread
>>2889625
10/10
>>2889723
well done. thanks
>>2889886
I get the feeling she's hiding from your types.
>>2889999
you shall now be called
>DubQuads
And how does falling off the record charts for ~7-10 years help her future popularity?
>>2890048
Too complicated. I just pull a Guyev:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbeQIYuEOs [Embed]
If it doesn't work, then I know I'm not dreaming.
>>2890125
>she's in Nashville to make new music and avoid paps
>go back to familiar town to avoid getting noticed
sounds about right...... I'm gonna guess youre the one saying she's 30 too?
>go find a real woman for christ's sake
like one that turns her thighs into barcodes?
>"Computer says this item is worthless. Let me try it again."
>>2890161
>>>/r9k/
>>>/leddit/
gb2ur containment.
>>2890263
>boob envy is the root
But Taytay's boobs are cute and perfect.
>>2890295
OMG delete this. I feel like I've just raped her.
Does anyone have
Pics of the top of her head
Or of the sids of her head with her part on it
>>2890125
holy shit lmao.
>>2890333
tayylmao
>>2890302
>>2890302
this too
>>2890302
;
>>2890295
>But Taytay's boobs are cute and perfect.
I don't know how anyone can say that about boobs with breasts implants in them, and it is obvious Taylor Swift got implants. It's a pro-breast implant statement, and a horrible re-enforcement to women that they need breast implants to be more attractive and be more import.
What a horrible message.
>>2890355
i still don't think they're fake.
she has always had stealth boobs, aided by pushup bras. perhaps they are disappointing flapjacks beneath that support.
either way they're nice.
>>2890355
that pic I posted is before the implants.
Now i'm pretty sure she have implants.(pic related, I don't have the original)
>It's a pro-breast implant statement,
Did she ever said/Implied something about implants?
>>2890378
yeah, she used a lot pushup bras and pads
???
>>2890381
her people denied implants to gossipcop. but i could imagine her getting a "breast fat transfer" and not calling that implants. there's also such a thing as a breast lift.
>>2890385
>???
padding would be my guess. Every time I'm convinced she got implants her boobs seem to get smaller again. If everybody is sure somebody had work done , then its arguably a failure. The fact that you cant really be sure means she's either all natural or has very good doctors.
Just made this but had to resize down by 50% and lower quality to fit on here,
here is original if anyone wants full size,
http://www72.zippyshare.com/v/ru5ausOp/file.html
>>2890399
Pretty much this. All the evidence points to the fact that she hasn't had any work done. There's just too many people who don't really understand what you can get away with using push-up/padded/etc bras. The internet CSI agents who like to post pictures of her side by side with big red circles around her apparently differently size boobs are mostly missing the point.
There are plenty of images of her "recently" in which her boobs appear to be the same size they always were. And there are similarly a bunch of examples of her from 5+ish years ago where they appeared larger than normal. Unless she's been on some constantly rotating boob-enhancement/boob-reduction regime throughout her whole career, it's all just down to her choice of undergarments.
There's no real mystery here at all.
>>2890355
you know it is possible her doc just prescribed her all the different birth control pills one by one until she started to see her tits get bigger from "side effects" of taking pharmaestrogen.
I'd suppose that is what it is by what some publisher/interview stated.
>>2890399
I've heard of models injecting themselves with some kind of oil, so there is no real scar. Usually if bitty chicks say they don't want them squeeezed, that is why.
>>2890453
>"Amazing."
thanks!
Where was T. Swift on new years eve night December 2016?
>>2890535
Are you a cop ?
>>2890547
No I think I saw her walking towards Times Square at 11:56 PM
>>2890535
many fans think in London or a carribean island but there's no proof.
>>2890549
Did you ejaculate on the sidewalk?
>>2890563
I took a double take and said to my friend holy shit was that t. swift
i regret not saying her name
here are the exact kind of tits taylor has to have, natural, but saggy, and can look big with pushup bras, and can also show a gap that makes them look like implants
http://www.xvideos.com/video9891249/stunning_french_blonde_ass_nailed_riding_and_doggystyle_before_a_good_facial
>>2890480
>Unless she's been on some constantly rotating boob-enhancement/boob-reduction regime throughout her whole career,
maybe she has a bigger busted twin sister she sometimes changes places with.
>>2890683
except she doesn't strike me as french, unlike that other chick in this pic >>2890751
I don't think she's got those typotits either, or not as flapjacky
You guys don't remember the Taylor Swift look-a-like contest they had a few years back, do you?
Eh, who am I kidding.
>You always gotta put a car like this in a one-car garage.
>>2890812
that girl on the right kind of looks like....
>>2890816
I don't remmber the contest but I seen look-a-likes of her online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0SzCIG2vA&ab_channel=PCMusic
:3
>>2890820
More?
>>2891056
pretty sure its fake
Tay does NOT have implants
>>2891118
I'd like to implant my dick in her mouth.
>>2886801
what is she listening to I wonder
>>2891136
peste noire
>>2891156
my nigga
>>2890818
one of the worst pictures i have seen of taylor swift
>>2891264
Those genetics are starting to show... It won't be long now.
Is it true that she got fat like a pig? Asking for a friend.
>>2890822
If prime tay tay was in there I'd never leave the garage.
have you pics of her showing pubic hair ?
I like this picture
>>2891136
Shake it off, on repeat.
>>2891136
Coldplay or Snow Patrol.
>>2890818
>>2891264
Still looks better than %90 of white women.
>>2886429
>That front view of her rear end
Wew lad
>>2891732
Why is "white" put in there?
>>2891732
AHAHAHAHA
>>2891784
She's the good looking of the good looking.
>>2891753
it's called datbuttfromthefront
>>2891753
sharp eye anon
>>2891471
>I like this picture
it was a good look for her.
>>2890125
>she's in Nashville to make new music
it would be interesting if her next album was a return to Speak Now country instead of more Max Martin infused pop.
>>2892183
>country
>>2892183
I hope for a mix of speak now and Red
Even the fangirl blogs are starting to seriously consider that she may be pregnant.
>>2892654
naw just fat
>>2892654
link please
>>2892674
you mean THICC
>>2892706
Naw fat with bad feet. She's awful
>>2892708
So what are you doing in this thread?
>>2892654
Without any actual evidence to support the suggestion, "even the fan girl blogs" shouldn't be taken "seriously".
She's taken hiatuses before, and this one follows what is probably the biggest PR blunder of her career (ie. her getting called out by Kayne for the lyrics in his album last year, with all the following "snek" and "rip taytay" memes which followed from the wider internet). It seems like, following that (and following the breakup of much-publicized Hiddleswift at a similar time), she fulfilled whatever commitments she already had on the table, then otherwise bowed out of the spotlight. Not a bad strategy - the only correct move in this kind of PR game is to stop digging and let people forget.
That combined with taking some time off and/or a period of song writing and the hiatus doesn't seem too unreasonable.
>>2892715
also there was that incident back in January when somebody tried to take pictures of her working out. She really disappeared from paparazzi photos after that.
jesus christ
never fall for the cute latina meme
age is not kind to them at all
>>2886674
He's probably been around niggers during their child feeding hours kek
>>2892654
Taytay is laughing to this
Taylor makes a not bad looking man, looks a little bit like her brother desu.
>>2892727
More like this?
>>2892762
I just did one like this(not him)
see one post above you(you probably saw but never mind)
>>2892764
Yes yes more!
>>2892765
Do you want baby face instead of the female face, or just keep it like the previous one?
>>2892762
the smile one works pretty well IMO , even adding fake teeth and changing the shape of the nose.
>>2892732
I don't think I would have called Michelle Branch part of the Taylor Swift Line.
Maybe Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morrisette.
WHEN WILL TAY CLONES BECOME REALITY? I WANT MY TAYTAY GF NOW.
>>2892711
I'm not in the thread
>>2892846
CHYNA
>>2889681
Damn is that real???
>>2892183
>speak now country
Speak now is soft rock
>>2892969
do you honestly just sit here and talk about yourself all day?
loosen up
>>2892183
If she goes back to fucking country, I'll drop her desu.
>>2893018
literally every other woman on the planet?
>>2892966
her face when u re goin inside of her
>>2893022
It's like objective beauty, or like a math problem. No matter what you're feeling, 2+2 still equals 4. Whether I'm upset, aroused, excited, depressed, etc. she's still entertaining to even just look at. When I ejaculate I can still see a woman for being beautiful but the edge is gone, with her it's like an endless resource.
>>2893029
victoria justice is hotter and seems like a cooler hang imo
>>2893029
theres millions of young hot girls of all races and dispositions.
its overwhelming .
>>2893030
I don't want to hang either one of them. They're both too pretty to be killed.
>>2893032
in terms of beauty they absolutely can and WILL be replaced before you know it.
>>2892966
this pics would have been a 10/10 if she was barefoot
>>2893030
I just realize she looks like kendall jenner
>>2893030
But she has brown people nips, anon
>>2892654
She probably is, and Tom Hiddleston is responsible. This is why the Asgardians kept Loki locked up. The trickster god fucked Midgard again anons. Loki's why Midgard can't have nice things.
>>2893084
is it possible for you to ever stop talking about yourself? its gross
>>2892970
did you implied Taytay is lurking and posting here?
>>2893117
Your goddess is a kike
>>2893160
As a kike I can say Taytay isn't kike herself
>>2892969
>Speak now is soft rock
dunno how different those two things are. But her singing style on 'Speak Now' was still pretty country musicish. I believe all of her albums except maybe the 1st had widespread crossover appeal
>>2893073
it wont be long before somebody uses AI and 'deep learning' to generate photo-realistic images of what people look like with their clothes off. a shitstorm will ensue.
>>2892816
Find someone willing to get a shitload of plastic surgery to become her clone.
>tfw no taychella this year
>>2893822
all her die hard fans think she's secretly pregnant right now. I wonder why the tabloids haven't gone with it.
>>2894209
link?
New thread:
>>2894319
>>2894209
>all her die hard fans think she's secretly pregnant
i read some fan blogs and reddit and haven't seen any mention of this. Not *all* her fans think this.
>>2894326
holy fuck this picture
kek
>>2894326
M...m...more... please....
>>2894209
>all her die hard fans
literally the first time I hear this, and I'm in most of Taylor's communities and fan social pages
>>2887414
I see it as a form of uncanny valley. Sometimes they look quite realistic, but there's always one thing that just looks off.
>>2894419
That's basically the definition of uncanny valley.
>>2888858
wearing shit like that its hard to believe she never had a slip
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