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>>2886286
Anon claims he went to highschool With her:
>>>/pol/121119846
In case archive get deleted:
https://archive.is/fUenO
This bitch destroyed johnny Depp's marriage and she did it only for fun, because she dumped him shortly afterwards.
What a cunt.
>>2894324
Johnny Depp needs to stop thinking with his dick.
>>2894332
yea and
Taylor needs to stop thinking with her vagina.
>>2894324
fake news alert
>>2894324
Amber herd copypasta
>>2894320
>So does choclate milk come from brown cows?
>Hey! Nice shirt!
>Umm, its a uniform... everyone working here has the same one
>Yea, I know... but -That's- a nice one!
>He doesn't know who you are, lets go already
I wonder if you run ur finger up her foot, if her eyes roll into the back of her head and her legs twitch & body shudders, and gives this look, but with a bit more malice...
>So what do you think of this?
>Umm, IDK, what is it?
>Its a dress, I made it myself.
>You stitched on every single piece of bedazzle on there?
>Yep.
>That's pretty.. cool, but when you gonna wear it?
>One day...
>Someday I'm gonna be rich and famous!
>Whew! What is that.... Its like no one vacuumed ever and smells like old ppl feet in here.
Looking for pics od the back of her head and the side of her head with her part
>Drugs are bad, they turn your brain into two sunnyside eggs.
>>2894496
like this? dunno what you mean by her head with her part
>>2894498
you said it yourself, there aint no new taypics since Jan of this year. What do you really expect, some anon to just appear next to her bed and snap some freshies?
>>2894497
Yup another vegetable abomination reposting old images
>>2894498
>>2894501
yet you post nothing.
Why would I do that?
What do you think her fav drank is?
Faygo Grape?
>>2894500
Organically let taytay evolve.. this predated repacking it far past it's sell by date, and if anything becomes detrimental for trying...
>>2894507
>Organically let taytay evolve.. this predated repacking it far past it's sell by date, and if anything becomes detrimental for trying...
wut? from what language are you translating from?
And I don't see anything besides a smile and a wave would come happening (unless you'd consider that detrimental) to cause a reloc.
>>2894502
I. Squished all your images in one biblical 8 meg image, your fake fan'z for reposting crazy old images
>>2894509
Since you seem to think you got the best collection here, hows bout posting some rares instead of galavanting around on your AT-AT with your nose to the sky?
think she can still count to 20 wearing sneakers on her feet?
Today was a fairytale.
i just want her two big toes in my mouth so i can suck the paint off of them.
>footswipe
>>2894516
Well of course.
>>2894516
Gross
What does she smell like?
>>2894585
Mint.
>>2894499
Yeah like that thanks babe
>>2894498
fuck off faggot, no body care of a few reposts
>>2894515
>Today was a fairytale.
did you got a kiss from a girl today?
>>2894585
Strawberries
I try to find pictures I have not seen on here recently at least.
>>2894502
Such beauty.
>>2894503
stunning photo. I just wish it was in focus.
>>2894585
actually, last year a fan who met her was certain that she was wearing "Santal Blush" from Tom Ford that day....
also, it's known that her home has both TreeHouse by Byredo and Santal 33 candles from Le Labo Fragrances.
>>2894880
no one gives a fuck , m8.
>>2894880
thanks man, now I can masturbate with the proper candles
Hi
>>2894880
im amazed anybody keeps track of this.
stop posting rednecktay pics, post feminstay 1989 era pics
>>2894967
i'm amazed you think anyone cares, m8.
>>2894585
vanilla obviously
>>2894585
probably scentless, besides when she takes off her shoes.
>>2894736
Wouldn't know. I don't stay on here that often.
>>2894764
some days you just gotta fly down the road.
>>2894799
Indeed. trashass photographers dn't know how to zoom.
>>2894880
interesthink.
>>2894950
whew!
>>2894967
less fixedhair tay. more naturalhair tay.
>>2895042
get a life. they are free.
>>2895050
is that why ur so comfy here?
>>2895060
I don't understand your question. I'm just doing a job
>>2894927
That'd be a neat idea if those candles weren't eighty bucks.
>>2894950
H-hi Taylor
How did she come from this
>>2895127
to this?
>>2895107
It would be just as irrelevant if the candle was 1 dollar
>>2895042
>more naturalhair tay.
im not sure I know what natural hair tay is anymore.
>>2894880
>and Santal 33 candles from Le Labo Fragrances.
do you mean santal 26 candles? 33 only seems to be a fragrance.
>>2895127
>>2895129
abducted and replaced?
>>2895162
liek dis?
>>2895129
Hard Work.
>21 posters in this thread
>109 posters in the /pol/ thread
I thought that it was just a meme
>>2895252
What /pol/ thread? What meme?
>>2895255
>>>121445549
they really are fond of her
>>2894319
damn it
>>>/pol/121445549
what's your point?
>>2895252
What meme?, that she's the queen of /pol/?
>ywn impregnate taytay
>>2895365
huh.... guess that btard wasnt lying when he said he was her neighbour in Cape whatever.
>>2895497
literally everybody knows about her house in Rhode Island
>>2895372
>>2894319
I don't understand why you guys can't fathom that I went to school with her at Wyomissing.
Almost every celebrity went/goes to school especially if they were not a "child actor/star". They mostly get home schooled to stay private.
I just so happened to go to the same school as Taylor, I don't really care if you fucking believe me or not, I am the one who experienced it not you.
>>2895608
Please post more.
>>2895619
Are you the guy from /pol/? because he said Tennessee.
so who are you and where the hell did we said we don't believe you?
>>2895608
>nigger child confirmed
>>2895619
>I don't understand why you guys can't fathom that I went to school with her at Wyomissing.
didn't she leave before graduating to pursue her career ?
>>2895749
> Worshipping a filthy useless HS Dropout
You people make me want to vomit.
What you magnificent, madly beautiful, divinely fine and devilishly sexual creation unusual beauty of Taylette. To your faultless, blinding beauty person, created by angels captivating surprising tenderness the most beautiful dolls and their most skillful creators will envy. From only one magic shine your the loveliest, fascinating beauty, fantastically beautiful eyes rolling in tenderness breath fades. And heart thaws as chocolate, under the scorching beams of the tropical sun from attractive tenderness, the sensual desired, juicy lips impregnated the most sweet with nectar. If your delightful person the work of art created by angels, then your body the masterpiece created by a devil that any live soul hasnt resisted such temptation. To the most talented sculptures in the most courageous imaginations such beauty, such fantastic body, just stunning figure wasnt. Your body perfection. It dements a combination of the most beautiful, wildly appetizing, finest breast; thin, graceful, ideal, waists, the most magnificent, wildly sexual, incredibly sweet, most juicy buttocks and divinely beautiful, tremendous, unforgettable legs. And it isnt surprising that you not only break off male hearts but also as a magnet on pieces you attracts womens. I think from such rare beauty even the master of a kingdom of temptations wouldnt resist and has for the first time felt painful torments its burned with passion to heart. You are just the goddess of beauty and a temptation.
>>2895749
stop posting justin bieber pictures
>>2895501
guess I'm not like everybody then....
>>2895619
How awkward was she? ppl keep saying she was really strange/weird in demeanor.
>>2895758
>all that shit
umm..... wut?
>>2895819
>waifu2x
whats that...?
>>2895619
its all good man, i believe you. i went to school with victoria justice, and i know the HAIM sister since i also went with them. They know taylor pretty well. after i saw them here in la, like later that year was grocery shopping and saw them with taylor at her house on the east coast or sutmn like wtf? crazy shit man but its its a small world.
tay really is normal from what ive heard. but seriously one of the biggest stars on the entire planet. so idk.. kinda weird and sad to have that kind of life. hope i meet her one day hahahaha
>>2895853
sad cause you cant go anywhere without people recognizing you. just a good ol country/pop w.e. you call it music star. but make top dollar against everyone else.. she makes close to 150 million a year. fuck me
>>2895848
>>waifu2x
not him but ,easy to find with google. Neural network software can expand images with fewer artifacts.
>>2895758
METH , not even once.
>>2895854
>she makes close to 150 million a year.
lol horey shiet! u srs? Makes those 10k/20k philanthropy donations seem like chumpchange.
>>2895857
neat. But nah, it wasn't upscaled. GIS it.
>>2895861
how much does she owe ?
>>2895866
wut? Nah, I was reading on some bio page that she made $10k donations to cancer research and $20k to Multiple Sclerosis care homes or something.
Donations, not debts.
>>2895868
i know for a fact she has owed over 100 million dollars compounding
in unpaid deferred taxes for the past 10 years.
>>2895871
wait waht..?
first you say shes making 150mil+/yr, and now you say she owes the IRS 100mil+ for the past decade?
Are you this guy here? >>2895853
?
Sounds like she shoulda hired a better legacy/estate-planning lawyer. Or read a book on estate laws & capital gains tax for the various states of the USA.
What do you think she does in a 'normal' day?
>>2895876
whelp
you know what the irish say.
>>2895884
I thought its:
>A fool and his money are quick to part.
?
Whats the Bulgarian phrase?
and I'm out. manana
>>2894653
>That realization that she'll never look 100/10 ever again.
Feels bad bros.
>>2895961
>she'll never look 100/10 ever again.
For you.
imagine removing her heels after a long and hot concert, and having her damp sweaty toes curl around your nostrils so you can inhale all of her delicious odor
>>2895988
I want to take off her heels after a long concert, have her lay down on her side and put a cool wet cloth on her head to cool her down and tuck her in with soft furry blankets and a rolled up one behind her back for support. Then I'd dim the lights and leave her rest and be happy knowing that she's safe and getting the sleep she needs. (´ v`υ)
>>2895991
Patrician-tier fantasy, anon.
>>2895991
Maybe I'm dyslexic, where's the part where you fuck her soles?
>>2895861
Thanks for that pic babe
>>2895861
I think. Google all that shit. Im sure she donate alot more. And raises even tons more. Much easier that way uno. Its too much to earn it and donate it. You can just raise it or give a percentage away from her profits like concerts beifits or big venues. Plus tax wise its super benificial. Alot of millionares dont donate much of there money cause even tho they might have some of it. Unless your just sitting around the house with your dogs. Then its tied up in somthing.
Kno the girls from haim
>>2895876
Naw i didnt post that lol i did the other on sunday. Prolem with 4chans anons lol
She never used to make that much. Buy its been like almost a decade when i remeber her makn 30 to 60 a year
Dosnt anyone realize she has taxes ect. Alot other fees also ect.
But she does have enough thats for sure. She just bought this house in beveryly hillsnfor 25 million. Look it up
Kno girls from haim
>>2895876
My bad nae probally quarterly through her llc or w.e. she has corp set up. Think like jay z but not as lucrative with like she dosnt represent peoplenor have a alcohol. But im sure she has products. Jay has points with his company. And his company works withothers ect. Its kinda fucking everlt complicated but its set up so its always trying to breathe harder and grow bigger
>>2895876
Think of wiz khalifa but taylor swift version. Always busy. Or doing whatevet she wants when shes free of obligations
Knower of haim
Im sure thoose sister r havn fun. Thats ehat they told me last time. They travel a shitton tho. Idk when they see tay latley
>>2896090
shut up fool
>>2896091
Wait, are you in touch with the Haim sisters or just know them
She is naughty!
>>2896168
Yeah!
>>2896165
despite being pregnant and older, Blake is still the hottest of the bunch
>>2896184
Blake has a woman's body
>>2896086
Shoulda bought gold/palladium wholesale direct from saharan mines and listed it under 401k retirement/investment. Her PR team seems to be crafty as fuck, but its like she doesn't bother with the monetary side of it, just hangs out with the 0.1%'ers and learns how to talk like them chawing the fat about her kitties. Cashrooms are not smat.
>>2896088
>She just bought this house in beveryly hillsnfor 25 million
sounds like a complete waste to live in a cesspool. Funny thing is the property taxes alone are probably gonna cost as much as the house in 5-10 years, or maybe even less.
>>2896090
>But im sure she has products.
fragrances rarely sell themselves. Esp candles.
She hit the jackpot with that diet coke contract tho.
>>2896091
>Kno girls from haim
>Knower of haim
explain yourself.
>>2896165
>blake lively nipslip
w00t!
>those scrapes/cuts
real? or just wet&forget tats?
>Tori lookin chick with the tats
Dock 7 pts for that sleeve, Addi t back for the archer tat.
>>2896239
>>Tori lookin chick with the tats
Ruby Rose. Nice six pack on her.
>>2896312
thought it was Tori Nonaka's cousin for a min.
Blustank & G-glass. Remod ParaH?
Y/N?
>>2896312
Bet Ruby ate her pussy and ass for hours! Just like Cara Delevingne
Don't listen to ^^^ <-this ^^^ guy, hes a skinwalker-poster.
Bring ur 38block if ur scurrd, but ya ain't got nothin to wrry about, esp a fingernail picker.
Busted out the cats?
Some just want the scribble.
I wonder what a at-home mummah does besides overtly scolding her daughter to borderline-sociopathic levels and online gardening?
It probably sends a chill, but honest, its just serendipity or something of the sort - just seems to fall into my lap.
>Meet incogTaylor IRL, what do?
Ignore. If she cannot fathom why we keep meeting by just chance happenstance, then o well.
>b-but you supposed to make the first move.
nope. She has met millions of faces, in different places, of all the races....(etc)
Literally just say a genuine Howdy, and watch how the convo flourishes, otherwise social anxiety will never loose its grip on these vocal cords.
>>2896415
HA! bet those eyebrows felt like caterpillars crawling on her asscheeks.
>Captcha: Choose the Buses
lol wtf is this shiet?
>Hey, did you know.....
>Know what?
>STAHHHHP!
>Well we can't call her uni-b, cause that's something else entirely that she ain't got.
>UNo
>What about oo-nah?
Lazers and daggers ensued. Skin and corneas were burnt.
>TFW pretending to DAKKA like a WWII pilot on a strafing run
Guess no one got any new pics? Anybody even here?
>>2896169
>Prophet 12
noice
>>2896168
i guess they'll be no 4th of July photo op this year :(
>>2896552
Is that a drunk Ethan Hawke?
>>2896555
She really likes the BeDazzle, don't she?
>>2896552
Anyone want to highlight who the famous people in this photo are?
>>2896552
Some ppl just like their privacy or they get Madi Arse fuck. Shiet, I'd hate being followed around all the time by ppl I didn't even kno.
>>2896562
aint no body got time for that shit. well, why don't you try, and I'll commentary on ur 9000hrs in paint.
>>2896565
nah too lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyecF764SY
>>2896562
found a lesbian kiss.
karlie kloss , gigi hadad , blake lively , cara delavigne , taylor , ruby rose & her GF harley gusman etc...
the whole album is.
>http://taylorpictures.net/thumbnails.php?album=3516
>>2896572
i was hoping more for like a circling heads or something and pointing out who is who but i'm gonna just call this a loss and move on.
thanks for trying anyway, anon.
>>2896572
>the whole album is.
>Home to over 180,000 Taylor photos
whew!
Anyone have a pic of her standing next to a Range Rover?
dreefee?
>3 times
>in one night
>Y u do dis?
>>2896572
>Tom the only dude wearing a shirt
What a fegget
No.2886286
Carly
manana
>>2896239
>I wish Anon was here, I miss him.
>>2896590
I think he is the most cuck bf she ever had.
seems like she used him and he fell in love with her.
>>2896867
>10:10:11
missed it by |---| much
but don't fret, you still got 57 minutes til 11:11
>>2896570
I Think his mic was set to too low Volume, I can barely hear him.
>>2896876
ya. He strikes me as a person who hates the sound of his own voice when it doesn't sound like what it does in his own head.
Or Tay just wanted the limelight.
>those awkward 'free kisses' tho.... LOL, and then Special Ed mackin on the host and then puttin out his ear-fires.
>How can I hold all this spaghetti?!
>>2896882
lol, He probably had a huge crush on her back than, but he was too beta and all her bf's were chads.(but now he have a gf I tihnk, now he is also more alpha)
Also What does the host say at 5:02 before Taylor say "oh, that was so sweet of you"
>>2896886
dunno, prolly
>I would berry my dick so far inside ur ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>That is frum ya al bum?
>It is from muh alba-m.
>Big Fan, ya see, I gut de al bum.
>Oh that was so sweet of you, thank you.
But ya see, shes touching her ear, as in "HALP, What de fook is this Pikey saying? Someone translate!"
Or they edited something out, which is more than likely what happened because Special Ed does the same thing later on right when the camera cuts out and goes to another angle.
>buying a Fresh organic apple from the market for ~$4 a piece
what is this? Skyrim??
>>2896921
That an avocado...
>>2896921
That apple looks like it's been locked in a dungeon for a few hundred years to be sure.
>>2897025
at least she's not one of those girls who is afraid of saturated fat.
>>2897045
> Random Woman sitting next to Tay Tay
> Doesn't give a fuck
What a waste.
>>2897080
No habla anglais. Probably a soho retail store cleaning lady on her lunch break
>>2896570
could ED be a /b/ tard ?
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39639671/ed-sheeran-left-with-galway-grill-after-tattoo-typo
>>2897152
Who tattooed it?
Did hehold the needle?
>>2896088
yo original anon here, yeah that is the problem with anons. i didnt ay she owen 100mill. i was talking generaly and people take your comment n act like they know money
>>2896165
lol yeah thats so weird for me to see them with a buunch of top moidels ahahahaha there super jewish!! knower of haim.
>>2896165
i love thoose sister from haim, they really are some of the most down to earth girls ive known. really the younger sisters but yeah. so happy for them
knower of haim
>>2896165
hey man even victoria, like she has to adjuct to how big she is, yet its modivation for her to keep goinbg uno? like she did this as a teen adult, now she can do w.e.
thanks millken middle school in shermran oaks California, your made victoria justice!
>>2897152
Why not, Tay Tay is.
>>2897045
>at least she's not one of those girls who is afraid of saturated fat.
lol you know that is probably fat-free no-gluten non-gmo 100% organic etc etc $20 a scoop ice cream.....right?
>>2897152
>pancake shaped BenWa ball
lol wtf is she doing?!?! Did she get Beerfest'd?
Thanks for the pic, either way.
The better question would be if Saoirse is a btard....
And as to celebs being 4chinz browsers - what do you think... celebs send their squires to talk to random ppl, and get replies for them?
>Don't bother with bullshitters, it only spreads the disease, just like a Mosquito Bayou.
>>2897247
>>2897251
>>2897254
>>2897255
Everytime I read your posts, I think of the Matrix scene where Morpheus gets injected with liquid mercury, and Doser's bro shows Neo the brainwaves changing..... Except your long past that - your brain matter is literally composed of gooey metal already.
>>2897271
well...? where to fuck she gonna start posting or wat?
>>2897296
When the*
>>2897064
>Not even a single bite....
you think people would just lie about their stats?
>>2897276
>lol wtf is she doing?!?! Did she get Beerfest'd?
I believe its an advert for EOS lip balm.
>>2897305
>I believe its an advert for EOS lip balm.
You missed the joke entirely.
>>2896872
Yeah, he was. At least from what I've heard.
Something like he was quick to go public when she didn't want to. He looks so beta in every picture of them together. Seems like he was using her fame to put his own name out there as well if indeed it was a sham.
On top of if you're dating Taylor Swift, you know what going to come sooner or later.
>>2897333
>On top of if you're dating Taylor Swift, you know what going to come sooner or later.
>WHEW Loch Ness, those trips!
But what did you mean by this? The breakup is inevitable?
>>2897393
But what did you mean by this? The breakup is inevitable?
not him but yeah.
>No one here
>4/20
must be Burnin It Down.....
>>2894319
>Anon claims he went to highschool With her:
And it seems like he couldn't give three flying fucks about it.
>>2897402
>tfw no shady TayTay gf
>>2897296
> Implying she would admit it
You're missing the point of 4chan Anon...
>>2897483
I always thought that was a mannequin...
>>2897490
I thought it was for the ROFLcopters and DubGets?
>>2897276
>>2897305
>Dis nigga....
>"Someone get this scribe a boombox cooler and two poles, and tell him to go talk to that guy over there."
is it confirmed that she has autism?
>>2897562
her atheism is inspiring
>>2897562
dunno, but after reading that shrinktank article, I just might be aspie....
>>2897562
Only ugly people have autism.
>>2897619
>Only ugly people have autism.
ur thinking of downs
Anyone have an actual songlist/discography of every song she sung? or know where I can find one?
You'd think it'd be on wikipedia....
reddit tier garbage.
>>2897615
what article?
>>2897625
allmusic or lyrics dot com. Those are lists of released songs I think .
>>2897562
she seems pretty high functioning. We should all be so lucky.
>>2897691
http://www.shrinktank.com/a-psychologists-perspective-of-taylor-swift-part-1/
>>2897697
Ill take a look. Thanks
>>2897712
>she seems pretty high functioning.
>"I tell every chick I meet I have a high-functioning form of autism, which
[gets'm whett and the panty-peeling commences.]
>Natalie Anderson: Yeahh O0oK!, you do that, [Keith.]
>>2897625
Taylorswift wikia
>>2897697
I'm lookin for her music that isn't autotuned/xylophoned out the ass by the record label industry. Closest I've gotten is her Live concerts, but the crowd screaming kills the earballs.
>"Dancin around on the road..."
>"Riding/Fighting Dragons with yew"
So 106 songs is what she's got?
Anyone know if her CD's were recorded @ 320kbit/s or higher?
>>2897733
>Taylorswift wikia
Checked and rekt. Thx
>>2897720
>psychologist
no thanks, I don't believe in pseudoscience
>>2897740
>>psychologist
>no thanks, I don't believe in pseudoscience
Are you saying everyone's psyche is the exact same, and its just what type of environment they grew up in that affluence's() their demeanor?
>>2897297
Don't worry, I'm here anon ;)
>>2897801
>Postits or GTFO
I thought you'd be Elsweyr, like on Restricted.
>>2897562
If I could post gifs and small wbems here, I would have show to you.
>>2897615
>needing a shrink to tell that
It's clearly that she's a little autistic/ aspie/ meme autism, what ever you call it.
>>2897547
>I always thought that was a mannequin...
>not recognizing Taytay's face from all angels and photos quality.
>>2897801
I want to believe
>>2897625
http://www.azlyrics.com/t/taylorswift.html
this maybe
>>2897720
>This pic
lol
>>2897738
>I'm lookin for her music that isn't autotuned/xylophoned out the ass by the record label industry.
if you do a bit of searching you can find unofficial acoustic versions of 1989 & Red ,also there is a large collection of unreleased demo tracks from early in her career that can be found as well.
>https://archive.org/details/TaylorSwiftStyleAcoustic
>Anyone know if her CD's were recorded @ 320kbit/s or higher?
Not sure what you mean ? CD redbook audio is fixed at 44100 x 2 x 16 = 1411200bps. If you mean itunes digital downloads I think the default is 256kbps / AAC.
>>2897936
From Japanese magazine.
>Taylor swift now on your ipad and iphone!
>>2897815
>It's clearly that she's a little autistic/ aspie/ meme autism, what ever you call it.
maybe you mean fauxtism.
>>2897942
I have all her discography in flac quality
Cheers ;)
>>2897942
>the default is 256kbps / AAC.
yea, thats crap. I'm lookin for dat gud gud 320kbit/s minimum.
>>2897951
>maybe you mean fauxtism.
From what I've seen, she don't act like ur average what-passes-for-"normal"-these-days chick. She's got a different thoughtprocess than you'd usually see with bops and airheads.
>>2897952
>I have all her discography in flac quality
K robin Turny.... Seed/Dropbox it! How many songs are there total?
>HUSHHUSH! WHAT WHATT?!
Dnt flip ur shit.
..?
No one here?
>>2898080
h-hello, i have no pictures though
Reporting in but I'm too tired right now lads.
>>2898090
you have got to be kidding me.
>>2898122
you must have smoked to crack much today.
>>2898182
stop chugging everclear and cutting yourself.
>>2898216
anything else, nothingness?
i want to live in it.
does taylor swift even like sex
>>2898240
Only for the purpose of procreation.
>>2898237
I want to unzip it (in non rape way)
>>2898122
>See if you can find her standing next to a range rover.
Hi niggers. I've also went to highschool with her obviously, but I had a serious question for yall and that is what do you think is her "requirement list ? Because I know she made one already.
http://www.thedebrief.co.uk/news/celebrity/does-taylor-swift-have-a-list-of-must-have-requirements-for-potential-boyfriends-20140410082
But they didn't give the full copy of the list. So we don't know besides having a sister being european speaking two languages, famous rich and hot.
It's weird because her dating history doesn't seem to care about many of those things.
What "quality" would you add to the list?
>>2897942
Nice hunchback
>>2898354
pffft, look at her, she thinks like rich or something.
>>2898433
interesting read fasho. but where did you see 'being yuropoor' as being a prerequisite?
>‘She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career,
Strive to drive? Check. (But have mils in the bank? lol no - ye cannot serve God and mammon)
>plus, they have to be hot – like leading man hot.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm not a vain cuntsickle so I won't judge what's in the mirror. Ex's seemed to like what they saw, so make of that what you will.
>And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages.
Check.
>‘There are simple things on the list, too. She wants a guy that has at least one sister, because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend.
lol stop reading women's mags from the checkout line.
>He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can’t be a mama’s boy.
How can you have a good relationship with ur mum if she's a sociopath and you've already given it your all for almost all of your lifetime on this earth, just to get nothing but malice and false fronts in return and no longer do you even bother to try?
>Like I said, it is very detailed and it goes on and on. Her friends think she needs to chill. They think being so picky is just going to keep her single.’
Her friends might be on to something.... But I'm sure its pretty set: what Taylor wants, Taylor gets.
>What "quality" would you add to the list?
Transcendence of mind and self, and the ability to do anything you put your mind to (by thine own hand)
>>2898451
>not recognizing scoliosis paired with long hours in front of a computer/desk
You sure your at the right place friendo? This is 4chinz, after all.....
>>2898486
I think the detailed requirements must be a long list of things like
>he must have straight teeth, especially the botom row.
>Must be born between this age group and this age group (basically born in the 80' for her, she loves the 80's)
>penis size 17-22cm
>...
But what's funny is that even if she finds some perfect guy like that, it's not even given that he will love her too ahahaha. Maybe he'll not be single or have another girl that he prefers over her (can happen). Like for example Calvin Harris didn't love Taylor that's why they broke up, and he had a lot (if not everything) on the list.
>>2898497
>have a sister, being european, speaking two languages, famous, filthy rich, hot, perfect teeth, older than her, big dick, etc etc
I'm gonna have to take back what I said earlier - she seems to think just like every other vainglorious bop on this planet. Surprised she didn't say 6'2"+ as well, but I'm sure there is a height requirement and 'blue or green eyes' somewhere on there as well.
She'll see it later on reminiscing upon her life, but unlike most wimmin with those extravagant 'ideals', she will more-than-likely still be loaded, thereby have no problem finding a suitor in the madding crowd; with whom the relationship will literally be nothing like the idolized-reciprocal of her songs and find her cats are the only things with any true affection for her as her 'friends' slowly leave or OD one by one and all of her near and far family begin to shun her even though she provided for them as to where they didn't have to work a single day of their life, as she slowly recluses to her waterfront penthouse to use her bedazzled wireless tour-mic's as phallics and sip bourbon (because who cares about calorie-counting anymore) and crunching bars like Pez to escape the thoughttrain that keeps chooing & returning to its station, as to how she ended up like this when she had it all....
Why don't you try and find that list?
>>2898433
They didn't said he have to be european.
Also it's reminded me of what some anon said here once.
>It's seems like she's always looking for that perfect guy and there is a chance she will stay single because she won't find him.
Do you think her song are over romanticized about relationships and love or it's like other singers songs about love?
>>2898524
>Why don't you try and find that list?
I searched on the internet but neither her or her friends let it out. And for good reasons, I mean there must be some stuff that cant be released into the society like >must be white etc..
>>2898557
Man, her songs are massive heterosexual propaganda she has a team of like 30 profesionnal music people who make her songs and her music, and they needed a good simple girl poster girl, that they can easily manipulate. The stuff she puts in her albums are basically a white girl diary on her relationships and you just have to study that to learn about a hot young woman's sex life.
It's as far as the American puritanism can go before the celebrity sextape.
Sociologically it's awesome. And honeslty she's just a product like come on she has literally no idea how to make a full song like instruments and bass and everything. She's just like Katy Perry musically. Except she doesn't mind writting her songs like a diary about her own life, whereas Katy sings about random people's lives mostly.
It's a gold mine for smart asses like me.
Unfortunately that doesn't necessarily apply to other women that easily.
She over exposed and she knows that perfecly that's why she went into hiding since a few months.
I don't know what guy that meets all her requirements will be willing to put up with the medias and society's attention on them. That's why she has just flings. Even Calvin was just a fling because they never saw each other they where living separately between LA and NYC that's literally just a phone relationship with some hookups sometimes.
>>2898585
I thought and from what I hear and read that she have general direction for her song and jamming something, or just have a one instrument song and then the Producers make a full song out of it with instruments and bass and everything and sometimes change it. (basically all mainstream singers/artist)
desu music Producers are underrated, they do most of the song.
>It's a gold mine for smart asses like me.
what do you mean? what's make it a gold mine for you?
>>2898593
>Producers are underrated, they do most of the song
yes. That's why her songs can be catchy and good to everyone because it's well made and worked on a lot by a team of male profesionnals. So, "Style" for exemple sounds really good.
I'm not saying she has no talent or is stupid or anything like that. Just that she writes about her personal life (that's already talent I think, I couldn't do it to such an extent personally) so it can't be that hard you know. And after that she has a lot of help from producers.
But her shows that's different I mean physically that's very impressive.
>what do you mean? what's make it a gold mine for you?
I read between the lines a lot and kind of follow the plot so I get to know her life pretty well and what she thinks and stuff. That's very personal so obviously it's interesting if you care about the girl.
I think she's extremely calculating it's insane lol
enough sperging, more feet pictures
>>2898606
i know... i'm dying for more feet pictures. what are the most recent ones? I feel like we haven't had anything new in forever.
STOP WITH THE FUCKING WALLS OF TEXT
this is fucking /hr/
>>2898488
Hunchback used in a generic term you autist; its bad now wait til she's 40
>>2898557
I think she speaks from the heart writing her experiences thru her songs, else they wouldn't carry the emotion and vivaciousness they do when she sings them. I especially got a kick out of the live song Better than Revenge and what she actually sung.You can tell when her publicists/producers/editors go and change or take out hey lyrics and replace them with more 'acceptable' lyrica. Such as 'have 10 kids and teach them how to drink', etc.
1989 really didnt seem like she wrote pretty mich any of it, or maybe she was just burnt-out from 10+ months of hard mental hoops&loops, though. But who knows.
>>2898585
She seemed to do pretty good with her "Stripped" performance on youtube. And I really wouldn't give a fuck about paperazzis or the media, cause they wouldn't know how to find us hiding in plain sight. Either way, it'd be easy to make due - even in the blinding limelight.
Who knows, maybe a Cyclone will ride over the house and get rid of them all like a angry veloci-cRaptor.
>Put urself in my shoes; this shit has to be something beyond else..
>>2898606
>read between the lines & follow the plot
Like what?
>I think she's extremely calculating its insane.
That comes off extremely Cerci Lannister-esque. The chick is unique and probably likes to keep everything that is up to chance to an absolute minimum (after whatever happened that got her so shaken up to the point of where its almost PTSD with any fans/being in public), but I'd think if she becomes that 'calculated', she won't find any single person whom she could trust beyond her already established clique and niche.
>>2898624
Go suck a fatty - if intellectual convo is too painful for your mind to bear, there are a whole slew of other boards you can browse. I do applaud you for at least posting some relevent content, however.
>check these dubs
>22
jesus fucking christ, knock it offf with the text walls.
where's the feet
>>2898654
In your flipflops.
>>2898656
nigga its raining outside so i dont think so
>>2898433
>/does-taylor-swift-have-a-list-of-must-have-requirements-for-potential-boyfriends-
those articles are just click-bait for teen girls. There is no list , its just made up gossip. At least some of her relationships have been obvious PR stunts (eg. taylor launtner). Maybe all of them. She clearly doesn't want her real personal life on display in the supermarket checkout line.
>>2898585
>she has a team of like 30 profesionnal music people who make her songs and her music,
There is plenty of evidence that shes a prolific song writer with her own distinctive style even going back to when she was a teenager. Every music performer has producers and co-writers.
>>2898624
Sorry I forgot...
So what kind of strap on should I look into to best re-create taytay pounding my quivering boipussy?
>>2898654
>obligatory johnny depp copypasta reaction
>>2898684
>So what kind of strap on
Arabian Stallion or Bull Elephant.
>>2898689
Well this bitch did ruin his marriage.
>>2898673
>Maybe all of them. She clearly doesn't want her real personal life on display in the supermarket checkout line.
You sound like a PR rep in full damage control trying to cover all the bases here.
I'm just looking for some honesty, honeslty. If someone doesn't make the cut, don't have them wishfully thinking and wasting their time.
>>2898684
remove thyself.
>>2898706
>by sucking his dick
>>2898557
If you listen to her songs, most of them are secretly love songs to her true love, the one she can never publicly have, Karlie Kloss. Just listen to them in that mindset and they all make sense.
>>2898730
Thats funny, because it sounds like most all of them are about Drew.
>>2898624
Petition the mods for /celeb/ (or /waifu/)
I wanna sniff her feet so much
>>2897942
>if you do a bit of searching you can find unofficial acoustic versions of 1989 & Red ,also there is a large collection of unreleased demo tracks from early in her career that can be found as well.
Funny thing, that there. I think I did find the songs, but the strangest thought once again just crossed my mind.......
>Lee cannot afford that garb on a state-ran clinic salary without going into srs CC debt.
>Mind status: esploded
Don't stop..
Come on Spock!
>Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
>whew lawdy.....
Anyone there...?
>>2898734
I do too, man. It kills me inside knowing it'll probably never happen.
>>2898753
Why don't you two just go sniff some moldy asiago or parmesan cheese, or go cut&scrape ur own toenails and collect all the toecheese in a coffee filter for a scratch 'n sniff?
Or do you think that her feet are gonna have some somehow oddly delicious musk?
>>2898710
>You sound like a PR rep
i was just trying to point out that much of the stuff written about her is just generated out of thin air. Shes so high profile there is possibly more written about her than most celebs. Have a look at the taylor swift section on gossipcop. Lots of Fake News.
>>2898756
The only thing I like that remotely smells like women's feet is women's feet. As for how Taylor's feet would smell in particular, you're out of your damn mind if you think they'd be anything but stellar.
>>2898787
She should not be wearing sex shoes when her feets aren't that gud. Her big toe disgusts me
>>2898732
So basically /hr/ under a new name.
Gotcha.
>>2898764
>i was just trying to point out that much of the stuff written about her is just generated out of thin air. Shes so high profile there is possibly more written about her than most celebs.
So hi-pro no one knows where she is for how long now? Joking aside, Igwys.
>Have a look at the taylor swift section on gossipcop. Lots of Fake News.
As I've already stated, I don't mess with bullshit, it only spreads the disease. Disinfo, misinfo, people who lie str8 to your face, etc.. And I understand people want their private life exactly that.
I'd just want to know how weird would you find it if you kept meeting the same stranger over and over again, in different periods of your life, without either party even purposely trying? How many times does happenstance actually happen before it becomes coincidence, then unusual, and then something else in its entirety; like the atypical feeling of being One when a cool breeze engulfs the skin on a warm sunny day. Shit sounds like it belongs on /x/, but it cannot, because its not just made-up campfire storytelling.
Maybe I'm just goin batty with green tinsel-balls for brains. Or maybe I'll move on just as quick as we crossed paths, never to know what would of been.
>The heart yearns for what it needs, there is no sterning that ship.
Toucan Sam that shit.
>>2898807
>I'd just want to know how weird would you find it if you kept meeting the same stranger over and over again
Have you 'crossed paths' with Tay multiple times or whatever?
>>2898813
>Have you 'crossed paths' with Tay multiple times or whatever?
I wouldn't know if I did anyway, would I?
>>2898795
but thats her best feature tho
i just wanna suck the paint right off of her nails
>>2898818
My apologies, m80. Just seemed like it by your post.
>>2898751
>>2898823
>Dunno what else to say.
No one knows where she is. Prolly bought a private island out in the middle of the atlantic or off the coast of Africa for all I know....Or maybe she thought her destiny is trainhopping with Rascal Genius, and Wrangling green russians down the hatch as a chaser to her favorite drink before the train pulls into its storeage Depot.
>>2898834
She has like 5 homes across the US, I'd assume she's spending time in them, maybe a bit aborad. They seem a bit neglected since in her NYC penthouse purchase. I hope she's got a good estate manager, property taxes add up.
>Son of a bitch, I knew that was
>Listen, don't reply to him.
Does it ever stop....?
>"Hello, Allstate? Yea, its totalled."
I'm off to bed to more than likely wake up with a headache tomorrow.
>Lets see what he does
Millage rates are crazy, they only go up.
>>2898745
>>2898820
Ew no
>>2898820
no but you can suck your ass off my
black dick .
>>2898875
t. Javier
this thread became Breitbart TS Edition
now wonder all the civil world hates america
>>2898902
wtf I love CNN and the planned invasion of Europe now
Did she was drunk in these pics?
>>2898920
Were you drunk making that post?
>>2898920
She was snorting marijuana like my friend Becky
>>2898834
She's been in Nashville ya dip
>>2898936
actually she's been in UK, pregnant.
>>2898921
n-no
>>2898926
Imagine if Taylor's name was actually Becky Swift.
>>2898943
Elaborate
>>2898921
I know I have grammar issues(not native Enlgish speaker)
>was she drunk in these pics?
is this better?
>>2894319
>>2898992
lol
thread hit the bump limit again and in only a week.
>>2899014
>in only a week.
is that a good or bad thing?
>>2898694
why is her hallux so big? cant just be her height
>>2899027
Why is your dick so small? Same sort of thing
>>2899056
>fuck off autismo go and neck yourself virgin
thats a lot of projection, for a carpettongue toesucker.
>>2898486
For me, ~30 year-old women like Taylor shouldnbe worried about hygiene only, specially teeth and skin. The problem is that she has to fuck them before! More men and especially rich ones are using artificial systems to avoid fatty skin or disgusting smell.
>>2898486
She should become lesbian like all those retarded american cheetahs.
>>2898798
/hr/ rids itself of waifu threads, /waifu/ doesn't have to put up with junk like Posters and Scenery and Airplanes.
Win
Win
>>2898649
>intellectual convo
lmao
>>2894324
He's a cunt, you're a cunt. Cunt.
>>2898920
ooga booga and a kike lel