MEW thread: mind-blowing shitskin eyes edition
previous thread here >>2695381
really makes you think don't it
so fat (◠‿◠)
femlettes. when will they learn
improved MEW 1/3
improved MEW 2/3
improved MEW 3/3
does she really fuck a black fella in this film?
do any of you even know her chgaracter's name in BrainDead?
fat and old
>>2712509
Laurel Healy.
>2016
>not wearing your anti-bug earmuffs to bed
I'm scared, /mew/. They're not going to pull a Ned are they?
>>2712505
yes
and irl too, she's a method actress
>>2712509
lorow
Ok, guys, I know most of you won't believe me, but I have to get it of my chest. It's a 100% true story.
A few summers ago I was going to go on a cruise in this amazing boat. Everything was ready; I even boarded the ship. But then I got into a fight with a sailor, who beat me up and sent me to the hospital.
I recovered quickly, but the boat had left and I had to wait a month to board it again and enjoy my holiday. In the meantime I took some surfing classes; which were really fun.
Finally, when the boat was back, I handed in my ticket and was ready to board. But then I noticed something to my left. A lone island with a truck on it. I don't know why it was there... who would leave a truck on astranded island?
I felt really curious, and I couldn't resist the urge to ride on my new surf board and check it out.
It seemed like a normal truck.... nothing special... I felt like i had wasted my time checking it out and I was ready to head back and board the ship, when I heard some weird groans coming from under the truck.
I look and.... Mary Elizabeth Winstead was under the fucking truck!
She was completely naked, covered in sweat as she was touching herself... she said "Oh Anon-kun, come join me under the truck". And I did.
My heart was pounding with excitement, I was sure we were going to fuck, but then suddenly a Pokéball hit her and she was trapped inside. I looked up and saw Riley Stearns smirking at me... he said, "She's mine now, sucker!".
After that he boarded the ship, and it set sail, leaving me sad and lonely :(
>>2712701
tl;dr
I just think you should know that
>>2712701
>MEW under the truck
Har dee har
>>2712701
heh
If you love feet, watch 10 Cloverfield lane.
>>2712958
I'm a palm guy, are there good mew palm scenes?
>>2712966
Can't tell if you're being facetious.
>>2712973
haha yeah
i'm just joking around, having a little fun here on fourchandotorg
>>2712469
Those eyes of her's my lanta.
>>2712469
I keep forgetting, which one is the glass eye?
>>2712894
THICK
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>>2712894
Oh. I didn't know she could speak german.
>>2713147
stahp it
>>2712509
I too select photos without looking at the file name
mary-elizabeth-winstead-harpers-bazaar-magazine-us-march-2016
Really liking this photoshoot.
Has it been posted yet?
>>2713196
>>2713197
>>2713199
>>2713200
hnng material
5/9
>>2713203
>>2713196
Hm... I'm guessing this kind of stuff probably isn't really welcome here, but... what the hell, it's not like sharing it could hurt anyone.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6041042/Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead-gets-brainwashed
>>2713216
pls dont be lewd
>>2713219
s-sorry.
>>2713216
what the fuck?
>>2713227
what the fuck?
>>2713229
what is wrong with you. fucking degenerate
>>2713230
you're not making sense. there's nothing to be upset about.
>>2713229
>tall woman trying to look like a feminine girl
qt 2bj
>>2713235
does anyone know exactly how tall she is?
I hope she's over 6 foot tall desu
>>2713236
5'8"
>>2713196
>a set where she covers her most attractive feature - her eyes
Meh...
The couple where she takes them off are really good though.
Any pics of her with her hair blowing?
post MEW feets
>>2713282
second
>>2713282
yes pls
holy moly that's a gorgeous foot
>>2713286
delicious
>>2713286
I think I'm gonna need a new pair of pants.
>>2713286
cons
>brown eyes
>glass eye
>crooked eye plane
>speaks german
>chicken skin
>>2713317
And yet she has the most beautiful eyes that have ever graced a human being.
>>2713236
>>2713240
She's a tall girl.
>>2713321
Not for you.
>>2713321
Everyone is tall with gigantic heels
was she punched in the eye as a kid?
>>2713590
She lost it in an accident while mowing the lawn... some thing flew out of the engine and hit her eye.
>>2713506
>your woman puts on classy 4" stiletto heels
>she's now exactly at eye level to you
this is a good feel
>>2712894
She's part german? Cool, didn't know.
>>2713631
She does have that commanding Master Race gaze. She might have some Fuhrer in her.
>>2713647
>le hitler is le best german XDDD
>>>/pol/
>>2712468
Terrible OP. Frankly this one should be removed and a non-shitpost OP should be made instead.
>>2713656
wtf dude, it's an awesome webm
she's super cute in it
>>2713656
that ain't happening darling
we bully her eyes. no getting around that
>>2713661
>we
Are you implying your autism is severe enough that you've convinced yourself that your samefagging is different people?
Seek help
>>2713662
>making fun of her eyes
>somehow a new phenomenon perpetrated by some guy
Was nominated for the @wearealluncool project by @lesliealejandro and this is my entry!
1- no matter how old I get, I still feel like a teenager in high school when it comes to social anxiety. I have to force myself not to clam up and remind myself that people aren’t so scary.
2- I used to hate my eye color and wore color contacts every day. It’s so silly to me now, since it seems my brown eyes are a huge asset to me in my career.
3- I still struggle to accept my body. I’ve always been self conscious of my hips and thighs and as a teenager I was really embarrassed by my shape. When I look back at old pictures, I think I looked great! I try to remind myself of that on days when I don’t feel so hot. ………I nominate @amandaccrew @leahdianegibson @ellewongster and @dpanabaker
post yfw she will never sing about feeling your warmth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TSXnTthpS4
>>2713653
>being bothered by this
>>>/reddit/
>>2713762
>having a different opinion from edgy right wingers is "bothered"
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/9gag/
>>2713776
Not that guy but you clearly were pretty bothered if you got mad enough to tell him to leave. You're expressing that internalized cuck rage it seems.
>>2713661
>we
fuck off retard
>>2713806
DELET THIS
>>2713797
>cuck
You're projecting it seems
>>2713797
>somehow cuckolding always gets forced into the conversation
You are obsessed
>>2713829
>I'm going to ignore most of the post and try to focus on one word to act as if that's what matters
lol you have nothing.
there was this perfect qt at work today that looked really close to mew, but with a sexy Australian accent and i embarrassed myself. fuck my life.
>>2713833
Not the guy you replied to but you ignored just as much and have nothing as well.
>>2713797
>Not that guy but you clearly were pretty bothered if you got mad enough to tell him to leave. You're expressing that internalized cuck rage it seems.
lol
>he thinks aggressive tones on 4chan have a 1:1 correlation to actual emotion
newfags
wait
MEW is German?
>>2713900
No
She just speaks german
>>2713900
English
http://ethnicelebs.com/mary-elizabeth-winstead
>>2713903
Quelle?
>>2714010
She did an interview in german for FHM.
I met her and her husband Riley Stearns at a party last fall. They were both incredibly nice people.
inb4 "cool story bro"
>>2714111
>cool story bro
>>2714035
...Quelle???
Anyone else notice how much the quality of the board has suddenly dropped in recent weeks?
Thank you, summer.
>>2714259
yup, full of edgy teenagers
why is she so flat
>>2714364
shit. forgot pic
>>2714259
>>2714334
>le summerfag fallacy
cretins
she dated an asian guy when she was younger
>>2714368
>reddit/imgur filename
>0 contribution to the thread
>aggressive shitpost in general
Case in point right in this point
Thank you for proving us right
>>2713321
She's next to Mar; any one will loony all next to that midget.
>mewinsThat thing where your costar literally slices your face off with his chiseled jawline #chinbytveit or is it #chvinbytveit #braindead #spoilers
>>2714259
Elaborate. I still see the same amount of celeb threads full of creeps and circlejerkers.
>>2714380
K A M I K A Z I E D
>>2714380
did she really
>>2714380
Front page news.
>>2712478
you either fix the top of her irises or stop even trying, faggot
so, uhh
anybody got pics/webms from the new episode?
just marathoned first 58 seconds of episode 6
oh, wow
she did get bugged
>>2712470
Its not a great webm. Stop it.
>>2714035
It could've been translated.
>>2716963
it's a shitty loop directly from her instagram you fucking walnut
https://www.instagram.com/p/BILAoojgxML
>>2715084
>>2713216
the sad thing here is that I have a semi-boner right now.
for fucks sake/ a new episdoe come out and there's no pics nor webms?
you fuckwads
>>2712509
Man she looks so deliciously mature in this.
>>2717165
>mature
you mean aging like milk?
>gets bugged
>somehow survives the process
oh it's this guy again, desperate for (You)s
>>2717166
>>2717185
but that's not even bait, just the truth.
>>2717166
I mean like fine scotch. There are signs of aging, but she's aging gracefully, in a face with expression of experience and maturity, somewhat like some men age. Not very common with women at all. As they get older, its just sad.
But you're lonely, i know that feel too bro.
Have a (You).
>>2714380
I'm onto you AMWF shitposter. You've been posting the same shit on Palvin threads and others.
>>2717255
>But you're lonely, i know that feel too bro.
also, r8 this webm
>>2717261
some changes
>>2717172
You forgot:
>screaming in pain
>says she can feel them eating her brain
>starts to lose ability to think
>next day
>"Nope, no side effects."
Fucking hell.
rewatching FD3
its got nice MEW bits, def prime MEW
>>2712468
look how her cheeks jiggle so much
god she's gonna have such a saggy looking face like jake gyllenhal's sister
>>2717570
>this guy
>still trying
sad. just sad.
any new webms?
more like WEW
>>2719565
So how badly is her TV show tanking?
>>2719779
it's one of the best shows on tv
>>2719801
stop thinking with your dick
>>2719801
so, it'll be canceled by the mid-season break?
>>2714368
>summer
We are all subconsciously trying to convince ourselves to go out side.
>>2719801
desu idk if I watch braindead cus I think it's legitimately a good show, or because of MEW.
It's the only currently airing show I'm watching too
>>2719779
Lowest CBS show in 18-49 ratings, second lowest in overall viewership. It's toast.
>MEWfw
I just hope the creators have a satisfying end to the season so there's not a lot unanswered questions when it gets the axe. They said they have a four year plan but they must know at this point it's not going to happen.
>>2719779
I started to watch because of her but right after the second episode, i found there really is something with this show that makes it one of my favorite
>>2720234
Seriously? Braindead is fucking great. Maybe the joke hits too close to home?
>>2720830
>Maybe the joke hits too close to home?
That's part of it. People are watching TV to relax and escape into another world for awhile. When the first episode of Braindead opens with Trump and Hillary it's a reminder of the exact type of shit they'd rather not think about. I understand why the creators would think airing this during election season made perfect sense, but I feel like they didn't count on the burnout factor.
The real problem however is that Braindead should never have been on CBS in the first place. Look at Supergirl. It has more than double the ratings and viewership but it's headed to CW next season because CBS simply isn't a home for genre shows like this. Under the Dome ended early at two seasons and Zoo is likely to share the same fate. On the other hand, if Braindead were airing on Syfy the numbers it's pulling now would make it the top show on the network by a significant margin. On TNT it would be fourth in ratings and third in overall viewers. On Hulu it would be lower but still in the top ten. All three would be a far more appropriate home and if/when CBS does cancel it we can only hope of them swoops in to pick it up.
>>2720847
I wonder what her feets taste like
>>2720641
muh heart
>>2720847
"On the other hand, if Braindead were airing on Syfy the numbers it's pulling now would make it the top show on the network by a significant margin."
Kinda misleading...because if it were switched to cable TV it won't draw the same amount of viewers. I think it's partially what's been said, I also imagine a bunch of republicans got butthurt because a lot of people who were being depicted as being brainless idiots were republicans...if there were any democrats that got infected they were never a major part of the plot
I want to fucking die.
>>2721370
>Kinda misleading
I'll rephrase. "If it were airing on Syfy and still pulling the same numbers Braindead would be the top show on the network by a large margin." And frankly even if it pulled half of what it does now Syfy would still cream themselves. 12 Monkeys was renewed for a third season on less than half a million total viewers.
>if there were any democrats that got infected they were never a major part of the plot
Senator Pollack is the Democratic foil to Tony Shaloub's character and has tons of screen time. In fact Shaloub's character Red is the only major antagonistic Republican on the show. His assistant Gareth is Republican, a good man, and MEW's love interest. Not to mention when the series opens the Democrats are the ones who have forced a government shutdown. The show's been very even-handed when it comes to this. They even have their own hyperbolic version of Rachel Maddow. Anyone who thinks Braindead is being partisan came in to the show with their minds already made up on the matter.
>>2721782
Are her glands okay?
>>2722081
no, she's dying, anon
>>2721646
>"I'm worried to tell you this, but, I think I'm pregnant."
>excited/nervous sigh
I'M SO HAPPY
OUR CHILD WILL BE A LOVELY CHILD WITH TWO GLASS EYES
>@rileystearns way of telling me my dress is a bit indecent
what did she mean by this, fammalamalams?
>>2723601
>>2723601
>censored
Noooooooooo.
>>2723601
>censored
WTF?!
>>2724798
i read it, but that means that there's an uncensored version out there somewhere
CALL THE PRESIDENT
I WANT THAT PICTURE FOUND
>>2724808
President is a nig only thing he's looking for is meth
r8 this new webm
>>2724823
THEN CALL THE PRESIDENT OF SPACE
>>2725288
i want to see them rub butts together.
MEW
Beauty - 4/5
Cuteness - 4/5
Sexiness - 3/5
>>2729763
Legs - 2/2
>>2729806
Eyes - 1/2
>>2729831
Mohammed, plz
>>2729831
E T H E R E D
>>2729842
>anon makes simple joke about mew's known eye situation
>you make it into an irrelevant race thing
>>2729981
>supporting terrorism and autism
>>2729984
>brings up even more irrelevant shit
the fuck is wrong with you?
ohhhhhh, you're a troll
>>2729831
This meme has never been funny.
>>2712701
that was the stupidest fucking waste of my time of my whole day, and I spent the day fapping, lurking and watching Avengers 2
What's the best tool and settings to make webms?
Did she ever say she has a glass eye?
>>2730256
I can't sleep either.
>>2729998
Y do you?
>>2730203
Download SpoonFeeder 3.7
>>2730450
>5fps webm
come on
>>2730450
fucking DELETE THIS!
>>2730450
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>2730479
That's how it was filmed.
>>2730525
source pls
why isn't she part of the Mommy Cinematic Universe?
>>2730568
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>2730568
World is a cruel and unfair place anon
>>2730450
Kek'd audibly at this scene. Gareth almost vomiting into the sink was fantastic.
>>2730564
Braindead, episode 9
>>2730568
Yes, why haven't you swallowed razor blades yet?
I just made this webm. Did I like it?
>>2731042
you didn't, you don't like how it shows the guys face for a fraction of a second at the end
you wanna watch MEW webms on loop 50 times and you think it is to distracting.
but you saved it anyways because MEW is cute cute CUTE!
>>2731152
Fuck I guess I should fix it, huh? pretty annoying when I double-checked it on muh PC and it didn't show the dudes face at the end.
>>2731156
>Fuck I guess I should fix it, huh?
maybe bro, maybe
depends how much you love MEW
>>2731159
too much man.
How's this?
>>2731168
good
gonna hit right click save link as... if you don't mind.
>>2731156
Please do, also improve the bandwidth to the 4mb max.
>>2731170
not at all, go right ahead.
>>2731171
Okay, I also cropped it. This is the best I can do.
does /hr/ allow for audiostreams?
>>2730450
what is the context on this ?
>>2730450
Jesus
Is this show any good outside of the blantant fapbait ?
>>2731249
>My gash-eous anamoly
Fucking diamonds.
>>2730450
i've never went full mast then lost it so quickly
>>2731242
It's what can happen when you get rid of those firearms and vote Hillary
>>2731248
why is she biting her lips so sluttyly?
>>2731249
how does her husband feel about this?
>>2731357
""""C U C K E D""""" by a white male = racism
>>2731357
she gets rammed by black bulls every night while her cuck husband is jerking off in the corner
he is fine with it for sure
>>2731357
I read once that some actresses will get permission from their husbands to do lewd scenes. I'd feel a little weird about it but he's probably used to it by now. IDK, I would just wash her very thoroughly with antibacterial soap and then make her spin around three times under a crucifix to remove the impurity.
:^)
>>2730450
The best legs in Hollywood.
>>2731357
she cheated on him before
>>2731809
what if I'm an actor too ?
>>2731556
Story? Source? Cheaters are unattractive.
>>2732068
No source, just autism.
>>2730450
Came here specifically for this.
>>2731182
Original requester here. Thanks.
I watched this so many times, that depite being piss poor at lip reading, I got it.
>me
>yes
>with me
Feels. Mind races,
I'm at the point now where looking at pictures of her feet makes my mouth water.
>>2731254
What's with that disgusting fat dude?
Reminds me of cheap NTR, god damn
>>2733118
that's michael moore the best documentary director of our generation
>>2733281
guaranteed replies.
>>2733281
Here's your (you) libtard cuck
I bet you believe Iraq has oil and that our noble troops did not liberate a nation from a tyrannical regime.
Fucking cuck
>>2734003
Is her nose running?
>>2712468
Post moar of her bigfeet I need to be lewd
her husband is cumming on that MEW face 24/7
>>2734903
Would you kiss her knowing she did that?
>>2734903
Is this what missionary with mew would look like?
>>2734905
Sure. I would lick her husband's cum of her face first, of course.
>>2733281
I actually laughed out loud at this.
>>2734903
Well where else is he going to do it. She apparently won't risk letting him put a baby in her belly
She looks like a poor man's Debby Ryan
>>2735421
>Debby Ryan
ew
>>2735421
are you blind or just mentally ill?
Where is this "glass eye" stuff coming from?
>>2735575
desparate /tv/ shitposters
>>2735575
it came and went years ago
JUST LIKE HER CAREER
>>2735723
Don't give me that passive aggressive bullshit
>>2735723
jesus, her sag lines are getting out of hand
how old is she again?
>>2734314
no but saudi arabia has oil :^)
>>2737273
holly shit, that's perfect
>>2737273
>ywn lick your cum off MEW's perfect feet
jdimsa
Why is this thread unbumpable? We haven't hit 300 replies yet.
>>2737608
MEWfags are cancer that's why
>>2734903
How come no brave and competent anon photoshoped that pesky white strap out yet?
mew mew mew