Kristen Stewart

archetype cali stoner
classic look

>Always has her legs out
>They never tan

How'd she get so perfect?

>>2586371
Semen

She looks like she smells like cat piss.

>>2586397

This. She really does look like she smells bad.

is her dog still alive?

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>>2586551
my god imagine cumming in that ass

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>>2586555
>imagine shitposting with trips
ftfy
>tfw cant wake up

>>2586561
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>you will never run your fingers through her greasy hair

:(

>>2586555
>ass

She ain't go no ass, son.

The bottom of her shorts are only a few centimetres away from her muff. HNNG.

>>2586380
she's a lesbian, you idiot

>>2586631
Go to the Nicki Minaj thread you degenerate.

>>2586767
AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>2586556
See, this is the problem I have with most of the celeb threads on /hr/. It's just chuck full of paparazzi shots(mostly shot on the same day same spot) showing the celebrity in question doing some trivial shit, looking like crap. It's not even good photos by photography standards, just high resolution because of the high quality camera.

>>2586898
So complain to the admins and see what happens. No one here needs to see your bitching.

>>2586907
>>2586907
>So complain to the admins and see what happens.
>Admins don't care, so let's just post shit content

Gee, I wonder who loses in this situation?

>>2586912
Just you and a few other I've seen bitching. Clearly the majority of people on the board right now enjoy that this place has become /cel/. And until we actually get a proper /cel/ board, this is where we'll have to stay.

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>>2586933
>legitimate complaint is bitching
>majority enjoy it, it must be good
I don't have a problem with celebrity threads, I have a problem with the content being posted in them. It's utter shit.

>>2586944
You're not the only person here. I'm sure a lot of people are enjoying looking at kstew's legs in these tiny shorts, and not your whining.

Can we get fucking lewd this time? Last thread was full of fucking prudes

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>>2586996
My leg pic didn't even get any attention :(

>>2586996
Okay, you first.

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>>2586996
Lewd enough?

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>>2586532

I doubt it. It looks more like she buys that stuff for her basement sex slave.

I need to cum inside of her

>>2587038
yeah get in line nigga

>>2587038
Too bad for you

>>2587005
Gotta escalate. Ass pic next

I want to nibble on her big bunny ears.

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>>2587071
Too lewd.

>>2587114
I want her to hitachi torture herself in a sauna for 4 hours, wipe up all the sweetiness with a Shamwow, and then wring it out straight into my mouth

>>2587160

I just wanna bust a load over her pretty pale face with my brown cock.

>>2587163
How pedestrian

Yeah she's pretty, but she's a cheater. How can that not bother you, you beta fucks?

>>2587164

Is it too much to ask :( ?

>>2586556
>that super greasy hair
hnnnnnnggg

>>2587163
nigger please leave

>>2587230
no way, white billy

>>2587165
>doesn't have the confidence to believe his alpha dick would fuck her into total obedient submission
The only beta loser here is you. Congratulations, you played yourself

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>>2587238
sssssh, Kris10 is love

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mmmmmHmmm

Post quality fakes I can fap to please.

>>2588361
Y not fap to her feet? [spoiler]With me?[/spoiler]

What are Kristen's thoughts on frottage?

>>2588558
Faggot.

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>>2588558
She loves frottage of the intercrural variety.

>>2588642

Explain anon.

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>>2588647
Intercrural sex is inserting the penis between the thighs. She especially likes it when you pull her arms back while you do it. Or pin her arms by her sides with your arms wrapped around her waist. Oh wait I think it's me I'm talking about...

>>2588662

If your thighs are as beautiful as Kstew's...

Anyone up for blasting some e-jizzum on IRC?

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>>2588682
Well you must have seen them...

>>2586944

It's like Binoche is offering KStew's throat to be fucked. Surely this isn't just a coincidence?

>>2588691

I haven't?

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>>2588701
>>2581765

>>2588711

Oh wow. Next time, wear some thigh highs.

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>>2588713
Yeah that's next on my list. I'll probably try and get some like this. And also some stripy ones because they're always cute.

>>2588714

I would intercrural you so hard if you were wearing those ones. Pulling your arms back hard of course.

>>2588711
I came twice to that pic thinking about sucking on your toes
Thanks for the orgasms

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>>2588725
>>2588727

>>2588738

Would you get mad if someone came on your new thigh high socks?

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>>2588742
Nah, cum washes out easy enough. Getting messy like that would be hot if you have a sock fetish.

>>2588745
>not posting socks
>not posting feet
???????????

>>2588745

That's why I mentioned it :)

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>>2588747
One day, anon. When I buy some cute ones.

>>2588749
What colour striped thigh highs should I get? Just don't say rainbow :P

>>2588756
Not even any more leg pics?

>>2588756

Blue and white.

these threads are the worst

>>2588756
Red and black

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>>2588727
Homosexuals.

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>>2588758
No, sorry. I'm new at this. The few pics I've posted are the only ones I've ever taken. When I get some thigh highs I'll definitely take a bunch of pics.

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>>2588770
I'll try and remember these when I get around to buying some.

>>2588782
Ok but I think your legs are hotter without any socks covering them

>>2588791

Get something cum would look good on too.

>>2588797

Oops, meant for >>2588782 obviously.

>>2588776
seconding this.

I don't care so long as kstew is posted but no one wants to see pictures of you here dude.

go start a yahoo group or something if you guys want to swap pics of yourselves.

>>2588791
True but socks are lewder

>>2588805
>no one
Obviously a lie, are you blind?
You can cum to his legs too!!

>>2588806
IMO bare shaved legs are lewder

>>2588807
nah, take this shit somewhere else. totally not the place for it.

>>2588819
this

its not so bad if you ARE actually posting pics[of Kristen], but once you start posting off topic, largely unrelated things its straight up ban material

by all means cross post if you feel so compelled to post something here, just dont be a nuisance for fuck sake

>>2588807
Kill yourself

>>2588807
Kill yourself

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>>2586898
Just for you

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>>2589243
Kill yourself

>>2589337
Much appreciated.

>>2588692
Fuuuck why didn't I see this. So fucking hard looking at the pic after this post.

>>2588807
Kill yourself.

>>2589960
my boner hurts

>>2589960
Yill Kourself

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Surprised no one has posted this

>>2591078
because of penile PTSD

>>2591078
Perfect pitpussy

>trying not to fap so i can pump out a big thick load for kstew
>this thread is still here

The struggle is real

>>2591323
Kris10 only respects disciplined fappers

anyone wanna jerkoff to kristen with me?

>>2591490
Kill yourself

>>2591490
im down!!!

>>2587238
Satan's dick is best dick.

>>2590047
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>>2591490
Kill yourself

>>2591509
>>2591667
>it's a "12 year old can't come up with any funny put downs so he just repeats limp threats" episode

>>2591733
Kill yourself.

>>2591737
Only after you're finished sucking my cock

>>2591924
deal

>>2591924
>>2591936
gay

>>2592040
fag, why not?

Anyone want to get on IRC, share pictures of Kristen and fap yourself into a raw bloody mess?

>>2592092

IRC?

>>2586299
Aids. This thread has aids.

>>2592092
can you not just kill yourself?

>>2592112
>>2592092
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>>2591924
I'm not sure what you homosexual freaks don't understand.
>>>/lgbt/

You niggers have massive frustration issues

these cunts included >>2592451
>>2592447
>>2592266

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>>2592473
Homophobia runs deep.

>>2592491
What's this from? Reminds me of old Command & Conquer pin-ups.

>>2592447
How about just hide the thread?

>>2592501
How about just not hijacking the thread to organize gay wank orgies?
Kill yourself.

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>tfw you will never calm down angry prudes with a nice relaxing suck

>>2592517
Go cry to a mod then, you fucking baby.

>>2592525
I need you to swallow my cock down to the very base and gently massage my balls

I want to inhale kstew shoes,post some shoes

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>>2592653
sweaty book stink

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>>2592653
>shoes
>not wanting to put her unwashed socks over your head instead
You need to become more creepy if you want to continue posting.

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>>2592649
I'm practising on my dildo every night so I'll let you know when I'm there.

>Kris10 will never be your live-in gf and get mad at you for always cumming in her shoes and socks

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>tfw you fuck her too hard before a premiere

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>>2592669
Smells like stink

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>>2592718
I'll never lick her armpits:(

Anyone up for some lewd stuff?

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>>2592754
I'm already being lewd.

>>2592759

Tell me more ;)

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>>2592760
I'm sucking off my dildo pretending its a kstew fan's cock.

>>2592776

Yeah wanna be my lil kstew whore?

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>>2592786
Mmmhmm... Tell me how you like it so I can pretend...

>>2592790

Why not find out?

[spoiler]http://www.mycircle.tv/18-86548-607[/spoiler]

>>2592736
just lick some salt you disgusting animal

>>2592825
lord knows there's plenty in this thread ;)

>>2592893
how the fuck can you manage that?
if I go more than a day I start to leak.

>>2592895
A combination of being busy and actively trying to save up my cum because I like to make celebrity cumshot tributes.

>>2592896
The usual place not cutting it?

>>2592896
You should tribute Kristen when you finally do release.

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>>2592896
and dont forget

>>2592896
Can you post any of your cum tributes? I kinda get off to other anons getting off to celebs.

>>2592975
>I get off on dicks
No need to lie anymore.

>>2592980
I love cocks actually, I just didn't want to come across as too faggy or anything.

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>>2592893
nigga tell me about it. I'm in the same boat, though I did technically cum Tuesday night, I definitely didnt get it all out(dog started going apeshit when the delivery guy closed his car door, absolutely ruined orgasm). Kids have had shit at school and we've been dealing with funeral shit since before Valentines day and we've not been able to get time to ourselves and the weedman been selling bologna. My stress level is through the roof. Its similar to the feeling you get when you really want to fuck the females during class at high school, just prolonged from 8 hours to 17 days. Hopefully decompression is near, /hr/ is practically torture at this point, but I am kind of masochistic at times.

>>2592677
Where's the wheelchair?

>>2592664
you little shit, that's not HR, the pixels become 400% zoom on Microsoft Paint when you blow up the image to full size

0/10 kstew would be ashamed

Doesn't she play guitar or something?

>>2593864
She prefers the skin flute

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>>2593884
I've got a skin flute for Kristen Stewart to play.

How come I don't see celebrities with bite marks and bruises on legs arms etc?
That's hot.

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>>2593892
latex

>>2593894
The fuck does latex have to do with anything?

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>>2593898
protective layer

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>>2593900

I want to cum

>>2593908
inside

>>2593910
her

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>>2593901
>not using lambskin

Post pictures that show off her eyes

>>2593928
>using condoms inside kstew
Alright, sailor

>>2593928
like la -lan -lano
like lanolin

>>2592776
kill yourself

>>2594138
Not until after I know what it feels like to have a cock cumming in my mouth while my lips are wrapped around it.

>>2586299
Somebody I wanna creampie.

>tfw no sweety stinky kstew

we need a gifstew thread again on wsg

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>>2586944
I'm w/ you on this. Been gone a while, but previously these kinds of threads (and I see the catalog is full of them) were in /s/. /hr/ meant not just high rez, but quality shots. When celebs crept in, they were usually 1M+ or whatever the "too large" for /s/ was.

>>2586699
>Dates only men.
>Lesbian.

You Fucking What?

>>2594141
you can practice on me if you want?

>>2594424
How generous of you :)

Sometimes I wonder if celebs post in these threads.

>>2594666
nice

>>2594660
Pit slut

hot

>>2594141
kill yourself

>>2594663
You could post ariana grande doing a goatse and it still would be as lewd as Kristen showing her pale leg

>>2594841
kill yourself

>>2595031
>>2594841
Let's all just fuck ourselves to death for the Stew

Stupid thread. Get lewder!

>>2586299