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Kill Me Pete

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Feels thread?
Feels thread
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TFW you will never touch tongues with a cute bearded boy
Why even live?
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TFW you get a text from some skank
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TFW you get a text from your bf
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>>1565079
Marcos Goiano
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>>1565234
Wtf is this garbage, get your weird cuck texts out of here, like this thread isn't enough of a downer
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>>1565234
All I know is if I got one of these texts from a BF, that would be it on the spot. Nobody should tolerate this kind of shit even once and I don't know why there are people out there damaged enough to think its sexually powerful or anything to be proud of. I think I'd post that text online too like he did and spread it around to everyone I knew.
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right in the feels
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>>1565051
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>>1564514

this webm tho
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>>1565086
>>1565087
sauce?

also wtf is up with all the cuck stuff? is that whats trending with the gays rn?
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>>1565075
>>1565078
>>1565085
>>1565234
>>1565265
fuck off
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>>1565075
>>1565078
>>1565085
Why are these fake texts being posted
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>>1565285
No it's just some poor UK cuck who thought the "feels" in the title of this thread made it appropriate enough to show off his awful fucking relationship, or maybe it's some sort of weird fetish or something IDK. Either way nobody wants it here and the dude should be IP banned
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>>1565296
You're right, I didn't notice there isn't even a name lol, why make fake texts like this? Not like anyone would just put up with this shit time and time again anyways, lmao the way he just comically say "Fuuuck" every time, its like some weird sitcom and that's his slogan.
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>tfw all these triggered newbs

kek
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>>1565051
I deleted my feels folder and replaced it with a BDSM/Hatefuck folder.
Things are much better now.

>>1565133
Fuck.
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>>1565158
>kill me pete
>sauce

here you go
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>Tfw you will never be held
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>>1565429

Kill me, Pete. Please. ;_;

[spoiler]Also, why am I attracted to that sexy, sexy cat? WHY?
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so hungry. no food. ;_;
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>>1565075
>>1565078
>>1565085
>cucks
name a more degenerate fetish, i'll wait
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who are the guys in the first 3 images?
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>>1565637
coprophages
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>>1565637
Diaperbabies/infantilists, coprophilia/coprophagia, bestiality, pedophilia, snuff, necrophilia... if the worst thing you can imagine is cucking, then you must be 12 years old and new to the internet.
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>>1565285
Tyler Hill from Helix Studios giving the smooches. Pretty sure that's his bf, Evan Parker.
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>>1565685
Guy on the left is pretty hot but what is that mustache.
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>>1565059
>>1565051
Well, if you have the money you can touch this guy tongue (rent boy in Brazil)
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>>1565051
I need this!
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>>1565051
are they racemixing?
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>>1565971
This is fucking gay dude...
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>>1565894
This isn't /pol/. Nobody gives a shit.
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>>1565892
If you planned to hurt me all I could say is you're successful.
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Why did I click on this thread now I just sad

>tfw not cute enough to be in relationship so why even bother coming out
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My boyfriend and I just broke up and this is not what I needed
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>>1566017
Do not racemix
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>>1566221
dude
gays can't get pregnant
are you 12?
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>>1566241
I am Greek
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>>1565429
Kill me pete
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>>1566017
Actually everyone does you ignorant liberal
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>>1566691
Oh boy
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>>1566705
fuck off outta my thread you daft cunt
faggots can't have children so race-mixing is not an issue
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>>1566309
ummm??? are they together now???
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>>1565051
>tfw live in nowhere, KY
>barely any gays for miles
>wouldn't be able to get out anyway because my family is controlling and don't like fags
>also have fetishes, one that's incredibly obscure
>probably going to die alone
End me, Pete, just do it
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Well, either this thread is failing miserably, or I don't have feels anymore
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>>1566978
This is exactly me except in fuck all BC
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>>1566974
since batman and superman
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>>1565429
Kill me Pete
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>>1565637
Homosexualism
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Obv a newfag since I dont know greentext but I'm fat and have acne. Prob will die alone
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>>1566978
Is your fetish by any chance frotting?
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>>1567204
Nope. No idea what that is. It's foot roasting.
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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>>1565429
Plz Pete
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>>1565461
this is so cute. I want this.
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>>1567204
Is frotting really that rare a fetish?
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>>1568584
Frotting is as odd and weird as a blowjob IMO, I feel like it happens all the time accidentally anyways.
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>>1568585
>blowjob
>odd
What?
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>>1566003
Glad you love it
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>>1568585
the fuck mate
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>>1566705
Is this falseflagging or bait?
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>>1568722
>>1568775
How did no one get this, he means that frotting isn't a weird thing to like, just like blowjobs aren't. I don't know how rubbing your dicks against each other could ever be considered weird anyways.
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>>1569177
if you've actually done it, frotting is super boring.
i'd rather have a hand job from someone then him trying to rub his dick against mine.
now humping each other is cool, but the whole "let's rub our dicks together like we're 12" is autistic.
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>>1569191
I never claimed to be frotting's #1 fan, it seems clunky in practice, but I also don't think it's a weird or obscure fetish, in response to that other anon further up.
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>>1566814
Anon what is this from?
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>>1566978
>>1566988
Glad to know I'm not the only fag going through this exact same awful shit
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>>1569613
Finding who's nearby and decent is hard when you live in the middle of nowhere, something a lot of people go through. It sucks.
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>>1566978
Had this issue but miraculously met a cute as fuck arab dude whom I love to cuddle and kiss while he's fucking me silly and constantly asks me if I like it.
Told my family I fucked a dude and they accepted and moved on, even if it took awhile.
Just keep going, sometime you'll find your mate and take control of your own lives and your family won't be able to do shit about it.
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>>1565585
yiff in hell
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>>1566978
Well what's the nearest city? I live in VA but travel up to DC once every three weeks to check it out and fuck. It's only like an hour and a half from me though.
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>>1566028
Don't be so easy to hurt then. It's just two fags kissing in some ghetto.
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FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
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>>1566978
If you're desperate and don't think you can satisfy yourself with vegetables and porn, get a big dog and train him well.
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>>1571812
Yikes
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>>1565051
They're zombos and still have a more healthy relationship than I can ever dream of...
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>>1571825
Yeah but they're TV zombos, TV always has unrealistically perfect relationships even with zombs
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>>1571825
new series when?
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>>1566978
Same, only I'm in a shit European country where I'm more likely to get a beating than a bj - let alone an actual bf - if I approached anybody.
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>>1571839
Several years ago in a parallel universe where they weren't dumb enough to cancel it two seasons in.
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>>1571812
I'm ashamed of it, but that's my fetish. I just wanna be fucked like a depraved little bitch by a big, horny animal trying to fill my boipucci with his puppies...

Fuck.
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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Went on a 2nd date yesterday. Had a great night. Took a long walk back to his apartment after dinner and kissed. Life is ok.
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>>1572980
Why would you come here and rub it in you filthy queen?
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>>1572980
Thats not your pic Ive seen that on Tumblr
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>>1566978
Mfw same but to top it off I'm Arab haha.
Anyone cute in Alexandria VA?? I'm new here :'"")
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>>1572980

If this is you, i'm happy for you. I'm sad myself, boyfriend of 8 years, might be over. I feel happy when I see pictures like this, reminds me of those days.

Good luck.
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This thread made me so fucking depressed.
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>>1573079
Ngl that's pretty gay bro
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>>1573078
I used to live there. There was a decent number of people on Grindr, though DC is probably better anyway.
Just be mindful of the gay diplomats from homophobic as fuck countries.
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tfw no bf to wake up with on Christmas morning and exchange presents with
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>>1573225
This is what I really want <3
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my life is shitty, i study something i dont like, cant find boyfriend, live in orthodox shithole. why am I scared of death even if I know there is nothing after, no pain no loneliness .
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>>1574592
You move somewhere worth living. This is easily done if you're a student: you just transfer to another college.

Or you can wallow in self-pity, that might work, somehow.
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>>1574601
theres this little thing called money that makes that a huge problem. i can barely afford my payments, let alone to pack up and move. most gay friendly places are expensive cities anyways, id never be able to afford it.
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This guy has been messaging me on Grindr for a few days.

Granted hes a manlet but still
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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Hot/cute story that happened to me today

>be me, 5'2'' asian thin build with a sick new hair cut
>go over this guys house after making plans for nearly a month to meet up
>gunna go hang with friends decide not to let this guys down go over park on street he walks out of apartment complex
>nice place not a lot of chat straight to his room and then a lot of making out
>never had this much making out before a lot of tongue and i felt sorta grossed out
>get naked both take glasses off and get down to business
>more making out he sucks me first felt awesome great hot mouth
>i get around and suck him off he tells me i'm doing a great job
>go look in my pocket... condom is missing
>cry
>don't play without condoms and neither does he we continue to make out
>saliva is all across our faces his beard is scruffy and feels great against my skin, but the smell of spit drying is one smell i cannot stand have to stop at some points cuz i can't handle
>i get risky "hey can you treat me like shit"
>imediately goes to choke me with his dick, tears in my eyes well up i'm crying in a matter of seconds
>he pins me down on he bed slaps my ass and holds my head down, instinctively i lift my ass up
>he lifts my bare clean shaven ass up and fingers me... magic fingers
>a lot of dominant talk, never had someone whisper dirty shit like that in my ear before like "next time don't be stupid and bring condoms and i would let you cum, but your gunna listen to when i tell you to cum,"
>rock hard, my nips are darts
>kiss him again but then he pulls out and there is shit on his finger..... the most embarrassed i have ever been in my life... bring him to the bathroom, the entire time he's telling me it's gunna be ok and that he frankly doesn't care
>i care.
>i put on my clothes just gunna go home this is so fuckinh embarrassing
>he tells me it's gunna be alright and pulls me to lay next to him
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>>1574881
cont.

>he brings me in and we cuddle for twenty minutes while i play with his town scruff (he's like nerdy 5'8'' , glasses scruff pretty cute had some snowboarding stuff in his room)
>touches me again
>somehow start making out after i repeatedly tell him sorry and i guess his way of making me stay quiet was to kiss me
>felt bad and sucks him off, too it off after the orgasm with some major suckage to stimulate the extra sensitive feeling after
>ends up cuddling him clothed while he's naked, talk about our lives and has my arm over his chest.. sorta romantic.
>time to go i pack up and leave but at the door he goes into kiss, i give a peck but he gave a full mouth for a french kiss
>second attempt after saying goodbye a second time he goes in for a peck and i was going to make out
>laughs haha


p.s. at one point we tried to sixty nine but i'm too short
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>>1571840
You sound like a LITHUANIAN
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>>1565133
This is so cute and this is definitely happening soon
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>>1565243

I guess I don't even understand what "Kill Me Pete" is, but yeah--while a BF who strays and is sorry about it can be forgiven, this blatant slapping you in the face with it is worth throwing their shit in the parking lot. And forwarding the texts to their parents, friends, neighbors, etc.
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>>1565292

Fake as hell; the top's dick is completely dry.
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>>1574592
Try living in a country where they hate gays. It could always be worse.
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>>1574883
>>1574881
that's gross.
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>>1574898
>Try living in a country where they hate gays. It could always be worse.
what part of " i live in orthodox shithole" people dont understand
orthodox as in orthodox Christianity
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>>1575245
I'm Catholic and I've been with Orthodox guys before. They seemed cool enough.
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>>1574670
Same story here, anon. Wanna kik?>>1574592
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>>1576003
yes
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>>1576116
Gimmie your kik, annony
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>>1575809
Sorry you being part of a religious group almost as cancerous as Muslims. You should really consider dropping Catholicism as soon as you're able (which is right now).
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These are from some "Norwegian teen drama" called Skam.

Has anyone watched it? Is it it good? I don't want to invest time if this is one of only like 5 gay scenes.
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>>1576498
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>>1576499
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>>1565051
holy fucking shit i seriously thought this was cr1tikal/penguinz0 until there was a better shot of his face
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>>1576498
Skam follows a different POV character each season. Season 3 is all about Isak in the grey hoodie. So obviously there are a lot of gay scenes in that season. It's really good even if season 3 isn't my favorite season. (this is an unpopular opinion, most people will tell you season 3 is the best)
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>>1576532
no nudity tho, one of the actors was underage at the time.
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>>1576529
Me too, man. If only.
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>Get message off guy on Grindr
>He's cute and he think I am too
>both keen to date, organise a day to get drinks and get to know eachother
>he bails on the day
>decide to give him a second chance at the date since he seemed genuinely sorry
>Get stood up again, he blocks me from grindr

Kill me, Pete. I feel like happiness isn't something I'm allowed to have in this life...
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Kill me, Pete. Please.
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>>1565051
Ok Pete, I guess he's going away, I wasn't sure if or when but I guess it's confirmed now. So that means there's basically nothing left for me, so I'm gonna go now. I love you Mr Marine and goodbye to this toxic wasteland.
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>>1565429
Plz
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>>1576625
Had something similar.

>Fucking beautiful man
>A lot in common
>We message daily
>Agree to meet up
>Keep messaging daily until the day comes
>He bails
>Agree to meet up the weekend after
>He bails again
>Tells me he'll let me know when he has another free day
>Realise I'm starting all the conversations
>Decide to not text him again until he does first
>He never texts me again

Kill me, Pete
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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>>1574896
Oh god, Jeb! went into porn
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>>1565059
Whats up everybody its Cr1tikal
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>>1577250
>Cute guy
>Interested in a lot of the same tv shows and genres, similar music tastes
>Talk for about a month before we finally are both able to meet up
>Lost my virginity that night
>Next day he disappears from grindr
>Pops back up 10 days later, says his phone broke and he's using a friends, will message me again when he's got a new one
>Talk for a bit more, then go to sleep
>He's gone when I wake up
>Haven't heard anything from him since
Kill me, Pete.
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>>1577410
Things got tough for Jeb after the election
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>>1566059
Do it man. Once you're open about yourself you can go meet new guys and find someone nice to be with. Don't live your life wondering what if.
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>>1565429
kill me pete
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>>1565268
>>1571819
Helix Studios - Jock Tops Twink Bottoms
Ryker Madison and Connor Maguire.
The line in the gif wasn't said but the scene and story was really sweet and romantic nonetheless. They were the only good scene from the entire video.
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>>1571840
eyewitness fucked me up
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Feelsgoodman
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Where can i fins more images of cute couples?
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Its over pete, in hospital now, idk when Im gettin out. Cant even get that right. Ill be done soon
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563a16f2dd0a8

>"Do you wanna fuck me on the bed?"
>"I like that babe"
>massive hookah on table

Peter.

Also a little less on the lovey dovey side, but look at this unbelievable beauty sink his huge horsey dick into this slut.

http://www.myvidster.com/video/102009845/Rapper_BF_Fucks_Groupie

>tfw born male
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>>1565075
Probably the fakest thing I've seen
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>>1565292
Why are all these posts the same fucking format. please make it interesting and have a rising action, a climax, and a resolution AT LEAST
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>>1573225
This used to be one of my fav gifs, thanks for posting
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>>1566978
Nothing more rare than mine, which is ears. Good luck finding porn with ear licking. Send it my way if you do. Pic related, would lick his until he begged me to stop
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Why live?
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>>1579218
Watch Japanese Gay Vids (JGVs). They seem to do that.
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>>1579180
Need to find more porn like this
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>>1565637
I don't like the cuckoldery aspect, more the threesomes.
Does that makes me a degenerate ?
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>>1565429
>junior in college
>meet qt freshman who im pretty sure is also in the closet
>think I never have a shot with him
>starts talking to me, catching up with me after class to walk to cafe together
>i never work up the courage to ask him if he wants to grab a bite
>last day of class
>finally invite him to a social outing
>he very boyishly grabs my arm when he gets excited at something
>eye contact, perfect smile
>time stops as I take him in, we gaze into one another
>pick up whiff of his skin, can almost taste his lips
>5 seconds of total bliss
>one of my friends interrupts
>walking him back to his dorm
>nervous to say anything, tell him goodnight, walk away
>he stands there and tells me thanks and have a good summer, to keep in touch
>I get on the trolley
>cry myself to sleep
>we never speak again
Pete, it's overdue.
Kill me. Kill me, Pete.
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>grindr
>have been eyeing this cute blonde guy
>finally message him
>talk for a while, bond over video games
>exchange #'s
>keeps asking me to meet up, keep stalling
>finally work up the courage to go on date
>eat at Chinese place, nervous as hell
>laughs nervously a lot, totally cute
>gets awkward fast, trying to come up with anything to talk
>finish eating, head back to apartment complex
>go to his, roommate is there, super nice
>play some games on his PC
>roommate leaves various times, i'm oblivious to it
>never do anything
>there till 2am, still nothing
>leave his place, not even a hug
>keep texting him after, not feeling interest from his part
>eventually conversation fades
>haven't spoken since
Fucking kill me Pete, I'll never find someone
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>be 19
>frustrated because I've never experienced gay intimacy
>download grindr
>got 3 messages based on my age alone I guess, didn't upload pics yet or set up a profile
>realize this isn't what I want, I don't want to just fuck a stranger
>barely have the social confidence to do it anyway
>delete grindr
>continue down a path of isolation and repression

Is there good in the world?
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>meet this really cute guy on Grindr
>Have zero self confidence so I put off meeting up with him
>He finally asks to meet up
>He comes over, and we hang out, and watch TV
>Ended up hooking up
>Best, most passionate sex I have have ever had.
>We start cuddling, and taking about life, and plans.
>He says he has never felt like he could be as open, and honest with anyone as he did talking to me because I was "so understanding"
>I fall for him immediately.
>He says he really wants to stay in touch with me, and get to know each other.
>We stay in touch, and go on a couple dates. We are really clicking.
>We start hanging out with mutual friends, going out, and enjoying being with each other for a while.
>We go out one night, and tells me how happy he is because he had been dating someone, and he thinks he's in love.
>It wasn't me.
>We don't talk much anymore.
>Every time I see him, he's with his creepy looking boyfriend, and all he talks about us how good they're sex is..
Forever alone...
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>>1581441

I know exactly what you mean.
>be 23
>be kissless super virgin
>earn for emotional bonding and companionship
>loneliness gets so unbearable sometimes that grindr come up as a possibility
>grindr is full of whores looking for immidiate sex and weirdos who start talking about sex within a day
>reading this thread only amplifies the sex craze
>delete grindr, beat the longing for a partner into oblivion
>repeat every year

How people find actual relationships is beyond me. I also tried OkCupid, which is way better at filtering the sex people, but what you are left with is socially untrained nerds, vague tumblr genders and people from china looking to flee their county by marriage. I would still say, it's better than grindr though. I had like one actually good date there (didn't work out but hey, it's a start).
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Kill me, pete
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>>1581474
Anon if you're not looking for sex why on earth are you on grindr in the first place. I realize the app description says "dating" but that's basically a joke. Its a hookup app.

Stick with OKCupid or try Tinder.
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>>1581478
I am sticking with OkCupid anyway.
I'm not even thinking that grindr could give me anything I look for. but once a year i get the thought of "hey, if people like me are stupidly searching for a relationship there, I'm missing out". It's a stupid thought, but lonliness does that to you.
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>>>/lgbt/

(aka, the gay /r9k/)
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>>1581325
damn anon. why didn't you talk again? It's summer, have some fun.. fuck.
>>1565429
Kill me, Pete. Life's okay now but in a months time I'm losing everything.
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>>1581474
This
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>>1581478
I've met some really great guys on Grindr, including platonic friends and my current bae. (All started out without any exchange of nudes or discussion of sex. It was just chat that progressed to messages off the app and then meeting in person.) I live in a large city though.
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Kill me, Pete
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete. Please. Just fucking do it already.
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>>1566241
True, but you can get HIV.
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>>1571812
>searching for pictures of Black Chuck
>saving pictures of Black Chuck onto your computer
>posting a picture of Black Chuck

NIGGA ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!
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>>1581496
we live nowhere near each other and I can't bring myself to message him because too embarrassed
so I kind of just sitting around hoping we either run into each other randomly (unlikely, seniors live off campus), or he messages me
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>>1578969
Gross.
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>>1581358

>message him

if that makes you happy, this is probably way more than I will ever have the courage to do in my entire life
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>>1581474
this
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>>1581492
No thanks, that place is full of trannies.
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I have a story that I'm not too sure is worth getting into, but long story short, fell in love with a person, ended up becoming their best friend because I thought "hey, this is the best way to get to their heart", turns out friend isn't gay (but prob is in closet), and now i'm his best friend so I hear all about his experiences with other people and have to wallow in my pity because I know I'll never be one to experience all these things with him. :,))))))

I could tell the story of how we met and everything that makes my situation worth, if anyone wants to hear it.
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>>1582388
no
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i gonna tell a bittersweet story.
>latin boy living in Madrid, 21 yo, new phone, get Grindr to hook up.
>not totally twink but nice body, 6/10 face, made a profile "XL TOP", totally legit.
>get tons of messages and NSA sex.
>idontcarejustsex.jpg
>one day on february get a message, bottom guy, 8/10.
>he is from mexico, visiting europe and standing at Mad for few days.
>agree to meet at his hotel while his friends are out.
>meet him, 28 yo, handsome, strong gym body, tall, great smile, great ass.
>Jackpot.jpg
>get to room and snoo snoo time.
>very polite and sweet guy, we talk briefly and take a shower together, spark begins.
>Second Round, apassionate sex, kissing, hugs, compliments and more.
>we say good bye while i gave some guiding for the city before he leaves to meet his friends.
>days after he text me on grindr, ask my FB.
>not really a FB guy but i give it.
>we talk a lot and share with me his photos through europe
>"ey anon i want to return to Mad to see you before back to Mex"
>we meet again, great and sweet time, even more personal not just sex.
>offer me to visit him to Mex whatever i want.
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>too afraid to take long trip but i said "yeah, sure about that".
>he leaves.
>chatting on FB getting less often by my side.
>i tried te evade any chance to talk about the travel to Mex.
>he talk me once at month i just reply but never getting deep in matter.
continue .....
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>>1582488

>next year summer he text me.
>"anon i gonna back with others friend to show them Europe wanna meet?"
>meet him, he intruduce me their friends: "ey, this is the boy you talk a lot about, right?".
>Embarrased.jpg
>they leave to party, we stay alone, cuddle and talk.
>we sleep cuddling and everytime we wake up have sex, slowly and lovely.
>one of the best night of my life, i think "he is gorgeous, i think i'm in love".
>next day, he ask me to join in his trip and go to Ibiza next Weekend.
>fuckingWhaaaat?.jpg
>nervous, just made up somthing, i work as lifeguard each summer for easy money.
>"i cant go, because my job, i dont have enough free days to go".
>regret immediately, i can arrange something to go but keep it going.
>he leaves with his friends, photos on Fb about this trip.
>before back to Mex we meet again "anon come to visit me soon"
>"yes" but no confident about it.
2/3
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>>1582488
>>1582490
>leaves and we chat on FB about the trip but i made up more excuses.
>"i cant go i'm going to college" "ok, when you are on vacations come".
>"i cant go i dont have much money" "ok, dont worry about it i gonna help you".
>"i cant family matters" "ok, i hope it's nothing bad".
>"i cant go dont have passport" "ok, get a new one soon".
>time passes and never go to Mex, barely chat.
>look his FB and his photos often, party w friends, family BBQ, job, etc..
>next year i see one photo w a good looking guy.
>see his profile, PhD, doctor, handsome, good shape.
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>more photos of they together parties, dates, even travel to europe.
>suddenly a photo w a baby, they 3.
>more photos w the baby, eventually a baptism.
>see he has formed a family.
we keep sending birthday messages and likes on FB but nothing more, every time i see their photos smiling i feel so happy about him. I know i couldn't give him the family he has now, i dislike kids an babies (no hate them).
but when i meet someone new i hope to find that spark he gave me, and that moment when sex is more that dick time, when a hug you smell his spirit and feels his warming body and soul.
i'm just a big dick latin boy who is good for sex, but afraid to get closer becuase i'm a asshole like others in this shallow gay world.
But doesn't matter: i just had sex.
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>>1582492
sweet story
you're adorable
we all love you
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>>1582355
Honestly, I'm extremely shy/socially awkward but at one point you kind of have to say fuck it and do it. Even though it ended in nothing I'm glad to have at least tried you know? Rejection is a part of life and not everybody is going to be interested in you
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>I just want a Muscle bear husband who I can come home to after work, kick off my dress pants and snuggle up with while playing video games on the couch
>I will never be carried up to the bedroom on his back
>We will never start a family together
>We will never go on vacations together
>We will never cook together for our child
>We will never pass our love of games onto our son
>We will never make memories together
>We will never cuddle up next to the fireplace in the winter

Why live?
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>>1565297
He seems to have a need to exhibit the behavior as well....

>>1565078
>>1565265
>>1565292
>>1565377
I hope you find a new relationship soon, or your man is good enough to listen if you get tired of this. like some day you're gonna get tired of posting on a shitty message board people use for porn, you know?

then again, maybe you'll find enough people that like cuck stuff...but you shouldn't really post yourself here, this is supposed to be /s/ for gay, why not try /soc/?
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>>1567206
I assume you like it a little toned down from the medieval torture method?

en.wikipedia()org/wiki/Foot_roasting
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>>1580526
anyone know who those migt be?
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Something that happened to me around 3 years ago, might be feels inducing, not sure

>be a fresh elementary school teacher
>don't live in America, elementary school here also includes middle school
>I teach a 6th grade class
>since it's the first time I teach a class myself, I'm really nervous
>in the school I work, there was this introduction day were the parents had an opportunity to have a chat with me and the like before the year actually started
>day went well, was pretty nervous but I had the feeling parents liked me
>also noticed a few dads that were pretty handsome, most them in their late 30's early 40's
>then the school year began
>kids were tough the first few weeks, but eventually warmed up to me
>except this kid, let's name him Tom
>really rebellious, always talking in class, picking on others alongside 2 of his 'grunts'
>you're not going to ruin my class you little shit
>manage to make the grunts behave, but Tom is being a pain in the ass
>after he threw a tantrum in class, I decided on having a talk with his parents
>turned out to be just one parent, a single dad
>really rugged, tall, beard, thick brows, logs as arms but kind of a beer belly, also kind of smelly
>he looked tired, both mentally and physically
>we talked for maybe half an hour and it comes to light that Mr. Tom recently went through a divorce
>why was I not informed about this
>don't press the issue since it's not my business and thank him for his time
>he lingers and we made some small talk, which I welcomed since it lightened up the mood
>I don't remember the details but he was basically saying how young I was and that he only had old people teaching him (I was 21 at the time)

(1/?)
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>>1584575
Continue or I'll rape you.
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>>1584575
>>1584575

>after that I went home to take it easy, since weekend started
>netflix, fapping and grading papers
>during the weekend get a facebook invite from Mr. Tom
>already had a few parents adding me so why not, besides he was pretty hot
>he instantly messaged me after I added him, it honestly felt quite desperate
>I felt bad for him so keep the conversation going
>learned more about him, had a love for dogs and formula one, likes to drink in pubs at the weekends
>as we keep talking I start to like him more (not smelling him might have helped too, seriously he stank)
>asks me to go grab a beer with him
>really reluctant, heard stories about parents inviting teachers so they can catch them drinking or doing other inappropriate things
>in the end decide on meeting him in some pub
>I don't go out that often so I've never been there before, but the vibe was good, probably full of regulars
>saw him sitting at a table watching a soccer game, with a sad expression on his face
>I got the feeling he was sitting there all day, drinking and watching soccer
>he turns around and the moment he sees me he lights up and gestures me to join him
>I do and sit across him
>he reeked of beer and sigarettes, but his breath was fine so I figured it was the pub
>I order a soft drink to play it safe

2/?
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>>1584579
must be time to commence raping
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>>1584579
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>>1584575
>>1584579

>at first the conversation was pretty pleasant, he was talking about formula one and about his favorite team, can't really remember, Lotus I believe
>also thanked me a lot for putting up with his son
>the way such a big guy kept thanking me was just really cute to me
>actually enjoying myself
>but he keeps ordering beer and you can see him getting more smashed by the drink
>the pleasant conversation turns into him telling me how young I look for a teacher and that I look more like a student
>he's starting to work on my nerves a bit, the way he says it sounds condescending
>I play it safe, not saying anything I'd regret saying
>I try to change the topic as this convo wasn't going anywhere
>"How is Tom doing?"
>silence
>"He's at Mrs. Tom" he said looking at his beer mug
>I'm an idiot
>from this point on he was just ranting about his ex all the time, but I kinda forgot what he was saying and honestly I couldn't hear half the things he was saying
>I feel genuinely bad for him, he is ranting to his son's teacher about his crappy relationship and life, let that sink in
>it's around midnight and I just wanted to go home, I try to make up an excuse to leave
>I realized I couldn't leave him be
>panic.jpg
>then the bartender (really old man probably ~60-70) approaches me and tells me not to worry, that he'll drive him home, only asks me to help him drag Mr. Tom to his car
>thank god, since I don't own a car or a drivers license
>I help him but Mr. Tom puts nearly his full weight onto me and I'm having hard time
>he's also being really flirty towards me, trying to grope my chest
>kind of shocked but I play it off as him just being really drunk
>finally went home, tired but also kinda excited that he touched me like that

3/?
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>>1584589
>>1584579
>>1584575

Last part for now since I have a shitton of papers to grade

>fapped thinking about it and went to sleep
>next day Mr. Tom didn't say anything to me on fb
>he probably felt really awkward or couldn't even remember last night
>decide to bite the bullet and message him instead, asking me how he felt
>flood of messages afterwards, him apologizing about how he acted and that he was just feeling really bad about the divorce
>talked with him for a while again, mostly me saying it's alright and that he doesn't have to feel ashamed and stuff (although it was kinda cringy, but I couldn't tell him right?)
>he insists on making amends with me and he invited me to visit him next weekend
>I really want this to happen but I get scared, I don't want to lose my job over this
>politely decline the offer although I really wanted to
>then a few weeks pass
>weeks go great, have a talk with Tom about his home situation after class one day
>really hearbreaking actually, he thinks he's the reason they divorced and stuff like that
>comfort him and he tells me how much he loves his parents
>typical children-bragging-about-their-parents talk, his father is the strongest and taught him how to fish and his mom makes the best french fries
>after that talk Tom starts to behave much better, the bullying starts to dwindle over the weeks and he's paying attention
>he even waits for me after class to chat with me, he tells me the sweetest things; what he wants to be when he grows up, that he has his own youtube channel (let's plays of minecraft and ROBLOX lol)
>after a long time of not talking Mr. Tom messaged me telling me that Tom is feeling much better and stuff like that
>he asks me to celebrate him feeling better during the weekend
>he really wants me over doesn't he?
>well.. if it's to celebrate the well being of his son then it should be okay right?
>yeah I know, really, really dumb reasoning, but I gave in

4/?
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>>1584599

goddamit i want the reeeeeeeest ;_;
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Why is everyone here so fucking pathetic? Cute boyfriends are like the easiest god damn thing to get, and I'm not even that much of a looker, just don't text them pictures of your dick and go "Like what you see? Call me daddy." Shit's obnoxious.
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>>1584898
4Chan remains an enclave for the socially retarded.
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>>1584922
and bf no.2 posted this online of us. desu i love bf.1 more because he is sweet and innocent where as bf.2 is loud and obnoxious but he makes me laugh so much
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>>1584855
Ah sorry good sir, 'twas more than I expected, continuing on

>>1584575
>>1584579
>>1584589
>>1584599

>Tom is doing absolutely wonderful, his grades skyrocketed, and other kids enjoy being around him
>I'll never forget his face, he was practically glowing
>on friday he bragged to me that his mom was going to take him to some amusement park (It's a dutch one so it wouldn't ring any bells) and that he could bring someone along from class
>typical divorced parents, always trying to win their kid over
>anyway, feel a little nervous since Mr. Tom wanted to meet me tomorrow
>hasn't talked to me all week so I decide to shoot him a message
>things are still on, tells me again how much Tom has changed over the weeks
>we message each other all night (not that actively though, he also gave me directions to his house)
>saturday
>I wake up and get myself ready to go to his house
>drizzling slightly and windy, remember since my hair was a mess
>knock on the door and he says he'll be there in a second (was coming from upstairs)
>I can hear him going down the stairs
>feelingnervousnow.jpg
>he opens the door and the first thing a remember was a wave of shampoo and cologne hitting me
>then I saw him
>he was wearing a red dress shirt with the top 3 buttons undone, showing off his hairy chest, he wore what looked like brand new jeans and his hair was slightly slicked backwards
>I always found him quite attractive, but I never knew he could look that handsome
>I actually spaced out for a few seconds because how shocked I was
>he gestures me to come inside and I follow

5/?
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>>1584575
>>1584579
>>1584589
>>1584599
>>1584975

>I just can't get over how good he smells compared to how he normally does
>I jokingly ask him whether he has a date planned or something
>he laughs nervously
>wait he's serious
>then I entered the living room
>now a wave of scented candles hit me (I think it was strawberry or vanilla or something, can't really remember)
>Mr. Tom walks up to his TV and turns it on, to some sort of jazzy music channel (might have been youtube or some DVD or something, dunno)
>Wine bottles with 2 glasses on the table, I remember him having Chardonnay and some red wine, can't remember the rest
>I take a seat on the couch and he sits right next to me, not too close though
>then, a bit of silence, we look at the TV but I can feel him stealing glances
>I try to steal a glance too and our eyes meet, he smiles
>his smile looked so much like his sons, it was almost scary, but it was such a perfect smile
>"Can I pour you something to drink?"
>I'm melting, his voice is so deep and he's locking eyes with me as he asks me
>then we start talking, I tell him how proud I am of his son and that he's doing really well in class yada yada
>we also talk about the pub we went too, told me he knows the owner of it pretty well since he goes there so often
>he drinks a few glasses but he's way more modest than he was in the bar, we're both slightly buzzed but nothing more
>as we talk I noticed he scooted over a bit closer, to the point our legs touched
>he also put his arm on the part of the back of the couch where I was sitting, sometimes he would lightly tap my shoulder
>somewhere along the line he made a really stupid pun (it wouldn't have any sense to you guys since it was dutch)
>I actually burst out laughing, probably because of the alcohol and tension, and I put my hand on his leg to support myself
>as a response he puts his arm around my shoulder
>we look each other in the eye, my hand still on his leg and his arm around my shoulder

6/?
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>>1584575
>>1584579
>>1584589
>>1584599
>>1584975
>>1584984

>silence, it felt like an eternity
>"You still look so young for a teacher"
>way to kill the mood you fucker, stop fucking saying that
>I playfully push him
>he pushes back
>but because he stopped holding me all of the sudden it makes me fall on the couch
>I instinctively land with my back on the couch
>he takes his chance and positions himself over me, locking eyes again
>this time he caresses my face and tells me how good I look
>I tell him the same, he looked so handsome and manly
>at this point I had my guard completely down, any thought of my career was overshadowed by my lust for Mr. Tom
>he moves in and kisses me
>I meekly kiss back since I'm practically melting in his arms, the smell of cologne, candles and the taste of wine still lingering in his mouth was making me euphoric
>move my hands over his back, you could feel how broad and strong it was
>then I moved my hands over his chest and rubbed it
>he feeling me up to, but only thing I clearly remember was him putting his hands under my shirt and how warm his strong hands fell on the touch
>we're still kissing, we only take short breaks to breathe
>I can't contain myself and undo more buttons of his shirt
>man, his chest hair was firm and I couldn't get enough of it
>we stop kissing and he tells me how much he wanted this to happen
>fuck was he actually trying to expose me
>he moves over to kiss my neck, I could feel his beard and I actually started laughing really loudly
>"Your beard is ticklish"
>"Oh, do you dislike it?"
>the way he said it was like a defeated puppy, it was so cute
>"I love it"
>almost like a start signal he dives into my neck again, kissing it and biting me gently
>I can't help but to let out moans while I hold the back of his head
>he moves away and he undoes the last buttons holding his shirt together
>then he takes it off
>he had a bit of a gut, but it looked great on him, a large part was muscle

7/?
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>>1584996
you got some nerve not finishing this, good sir
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>>1584996
Anon, this better end happily.
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>>1584958
>>1584959
Slut. Stop giving us a bad name.
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>>1584996
pls finish
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>>1584575
>>1584579
>>1584589
>>1584599
>>1584975
>>1584984
>>1584996

Sorry all, internet gave up on me, I'll finish up the story

8/?

>ohgodthisisreallyhappening
>I can't contain myself and try to sit up, burying my face into his chest
>the smell.. cologne with his natural scent, just perfect
>as I plant my face in his chest he wraps his arms around me and hugs me
>"I can't believe you'd be into an old man like me"
>the way he said it.. it was really moving, like his final wish came true or something
>I can't help to get a bit emotional too and hug him back
>"I'm just happy that things are finally going better for you"
>I hear him grunt happily and after a minute or 2 we break the hug
>although my boner died out a little, it was still there
>I think it was the same case for him, since he didn't hesitate to finally take off my shirt
>yeah I wore a shirt, I didn't even know he was going to be all romantic otherwise I would've worn something more fitting
>he moves back slightly and starts to explore my body with his tongue, stopping at my nipples
>instantbonerachieved
>I couldn't help but moan and I heard him grunt approvingly
>"You're so hot when you moan, Anon"
>as he teases my nipples he unzips my jeans and shoves a hand into my underwear
>it caught me off guard and it nearly made me cum
>I even asked him to stop touching me there since I didn't want to cum just yet
>he gets off me and takes off my pants and gently starts licking my bulge through my underwear, while he was taking off his own pants
>seeing such a big manly man playing with your junk.. I'm not a dom, but that feels so good
>as he's licking and stroking my bulge through my underwear he occasionally makes eye contact, it was so cute and hot at the same time
>he really had those puppy eyes that were just irresistible, a big teddy bear
>then he takes of my underwear and I can feel the cold air on my dick
>he carefully wraps his lips around the tip of my dick
>but it nearly made me cum again

8/?
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>>1584575
>>1584579
>>1584589
>>1584599
>>1584975
>>1584984
>>1584996
>>1585230

>I winced and told him I was about to cum again
>he laughed wholeheartedly, he found it absolutely adorable
>"Why don't you suck me off instead?"
>hellyeah
>he sat on the couch and I knelt down before him
>his boner looked huge in his underwear
>I imitated him and started to tease him through his underwear, licking his outline and playing with it
>he really seemed to enjoy it, he even started talking dirty
>"You want that dick don't you?" "I want to fuck your throat until I explode"
>after a while I slowly took off his underwear
>a really nice thick dick, although it was smaller than I expected, but still really nice
>his bush was well kept, almost too well kept if you ask me, he probably expected something like this to happen today
>the best parts were his balls, they were low hangers and huugee
>I couldn't resist and cupped them in my hand as I started stroking his thick meat
>he sits completely still, with his arms behind his head
>those hairy armpits looked so good from there
>he is leaking precum at this point, I use it as lube to jack him off
>after a while of jacking him off, I stop
>his fucking response was adorable, he sighed and gave me the puppy eyes for a second
>I smile and move my face closer to his dick
>I wrap my lips around his cockhead and move my tongue over the tip
>I hear him gasp and he holds the back of my head, trying to push me deeper
>yeah yeah.. I get the memo, don't be so inpatient (I didn't really say that lol)
>I start bobbing my hand, still only teasing the head, and after a few bobs I go deeper
>all while I'm playing with his balls and belly
>after a while, I felt my gag reflex coming up
>you know that trick where you press your thumb against palm? Well that shit doesn't work for me
>I kept gagging like an anorexic teenager and I nearly puked once
>it seemed to turn him on, so I kept going

9/?
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>I was drooling like a toddler, it was disgusting but really hot at the same time
>I would look up to him time to time and he would give me such a warm, sweet smile.. as if he was really proud that I could take his dick
>this is pretty funny, but I remember some of the lyrics while I was sucking him off, something along the lines of "Never knew how much I loved you, never knew how much I care" and something along the lines of "arms wrapped around you"
>anyway, as I was sucking him off he didn't move an inch, he was like a rock, I expected more response out of him, but the way he pushed me into his dick harder and harder made me believe I was doing okay
>"Fuck Anon, I'm getting really close.." he was whimpering and now he started to hump my throat
>then he stopped me
>"I want to fuck you Anon"
>oh god
>he got up and got a bottle of lube from somewhere
>he really knew he was getting some today
>he sat down the couch and he made me sit on his lap, facing him
>I can remember my dick pressed against his, it was really fucking hot
>I pet his chest and play with his dick as he puts lube on his fingers
>then I lift my ass up so he has easier access to it
>he slowly starts to finger my ass with one finger
>he has huge hands, so one finger made my asshole stretch out already
>it feels weird but so damn good
>with his other hand, he's frotting us slowly and gently
>then he tries to lift me up a little
>I get the memo and crouch over his dick
>he started pressing the tip against my hole
>it made me moan and my cock twitch
>but after that.. pain, a lot of it
>no seriously he couldn't get in past the tip, it hurt way to much
>did I mention I never did anal before

10/?
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>somewhere along the line he made a really stupid pun (it wouldn't have any sense to you guys since it was dutch)


Don't let those other degenerates stop you. You can do this in Dutch ^. ^


ALSO awesome story. Please cont
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after that, me and Mr. Tom had a lot of 'secret' dates on Friday or Saturday, but we decided on keeping it a secret until Tom was done with elementary school. Which was 1 year after my class luckily. Those dates we had were really cute, if there's any interest in them I can share them too.

After a year (was really tough time to time, not being able to express our love) we officially were a thing, I felt pretty judged but I couldn't care less because I seriously love him. Things are getting more and more serious now but we both want Tom to adjust to me first, has to be really weird to have your old teacher be together with your dad. But we're determined to make it work and I couldn't be happier. :)

Well that's about it folks, hope you enjoyed and it and thanks for listening to my story. I wouldn't say it's a happy end since it's still an ongoing story haha. If there's any questions I'd be more than happy to answer them (if that doesn't hijack the thread too much ahaha).
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>>1585291
This better be true and not fictional, best thing in months thank you sweet Dutch teacher
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>>1585355
Don't worry, this actually happened. So keep believing!

>>1585282
Wait, thinking about it, it works pretty well in english. He wanted to pour me a glass of wine and I was like no thanks, then he said, so that's a ChardonNAY?

It was really bad and he still makes many more stupid puns but I can't help but love them because of the face he makes whenever he tells me one.

He can be such a manchild at times lol
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>>1585291
Tell us please about your best date so far
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>>1565461
that fake smile tho, serial killer material right there
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Why was the last part deleted?
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pretty sure bearded is rogan richards.
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it's going meh. just meh
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>>1585291
Omg anon I was actually sitting here telling myself "DON'T. START. CRYING."
Seriously that's such a sweet story, best of luck to you guys!
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>>1585291
>tfw you will never have a hot hairy bearded daddy bear bf like this

Just Kill Me, Pete
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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>>1586477
Thank you, got it all saved now.
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>>1585291
Is he bi or is he gay and that is part of why he got divorced? Had either of you been with other guys before? I'm just curious.
Thanks again for the sweet story, he sounds really hot and adorable and you both sound like great guys.
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This thread makes my fuckin heart ache.
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that's the point
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This movie makes me hurt already and I haven't even seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAYeaXFb9w4
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Got into a very small argument, but I think my bf broke up with me on principle over the weekend. Kill me Pete.
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>>1589883
>on principle

He's probably fucking someone else and he saw an opportunity to get free
Just be glad you can focus on finding someone who won't cheat on you now
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jfc. nuke me from orbit pete
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>>1590391
That's from a fucking fantastic show called Please Like Me, can't recommend it highly enough. There's lots of feels and lots of gay.
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Kill me, Pete
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>found a qt twink on /soc/ and asked for his kik
>it's been a year and we've texted, skyped or gamed together every day without fail
>he's perfect, gorgeous, and what's incredible, will fulfill any of my fantasies, no matter how depraved
>I've told him to do some pretty crazy shit and he does it all eagerly
>what's more, I feel an emotional closeness with him that I thought I'd forgotten how to feel
>tfw he lives on the other side of the world from me and me being a poorfag, I will likely never see him irl
>tfw I feel more for a person I've never met than I've felt for any other guy in my life
>tfw all I can do is enjoy this until it inevitably fizzles out and I'm alone again
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>>1591987
Sell all you have and go nice to him
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>>1565429
Kill me, Pete
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>>1565429
Ok pete, that's it for me
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After a lot of time, I found the best boyfriend anyone can get. He's the one on the left and on the right there's me. He's adorable even if he looks 15 or so. He taught me a valuable lesson: never give up.
Even if you have been alone for a lot of time and you feel sad, someday you'll find the best person you can find.
So, a message to all the single people: I BELIEVE IN YOU, hold tight and wait. One day you'll find true love
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>>1581325
>guy tells you to contact him
>you ignore it despite being interested

die, die, DIE PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE CHANCES I HATE YOU I HATE I HATE YOU
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>>1592424
I hate flakes as much as the next guy but lets not pretend they dont deserve chances
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>>1592406
Ah the optimism of young love. I wish this were true but it just isn't
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>Fucks raw
>Goes through with it despite it being his first time
>Makes no mention of caking the other guy's fingers and dick in shit when he apparently wasn't expecting to have sex with Mr. Tom that day and, again, had never bottomed before

You were doing so well, but then you completely shot yourself in the foot. You're clearly an inexperienced virgin writing out some sort of (slightly creepy) fantasy. Please get laid, for real.
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LOLING at all the LONLEY FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD!
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Whatever you say Hannah
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>>1574675

Who cares if he's short. He has a nice dick and muscles. This is why you can't get laid, because you don't grow a pair and GO GET IT.
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>>1596249
Weekend
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>>1581465

That dude is fucking trash, man. You're better off.
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>>1582492

He gave you that spark because he truly wanted to be with someone, and believe it or not that is rare. You'll find someone again, and when you feel that spark be ready to heed it.
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>>1596563
FUCK!

Can i just have this?
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>be me, 21, had loads of sex experiences in my life, never had bf
>meet this guy on grindr, 20, really cute
>we chat for two or more weeks
>he's had experiences too, but he didn't come out to anyone yet (i'm outed to all my friends)
>doesn't live too far, around 40 minutes by car
>finally meet half way in between for a meet up
>we eat ice cream, drink something
>i fell in love instantly, it was ages since i felt this way, but am too shy to do any move
>in the end we go back home without even a kiss
>i keep typing him for a couple of days, but he grows distant
>keep seeing him online on grindr, but doesn't reply on whatsapp
>ofcourse i don't keep texting him, after every message i wait for a reply (not one of those creeps that start going "???" or so)
>in the end i just ask him what's up
>just tells me "he's not ready for a relationship"
>we meet again anyways at his house, parents are out
>as the first time i'm very shy, can't do shit
>we're laying on the couch together watching some random tv movie
>he teases me but doesn't do anything as well
>finally i gain a little courage
>i kiss him
>we start making out
>i'm in heaven
>he unzips his pants and i start sucking him
>he's got a normal dick like 16 cms and normal sized too
>i suck him till he comes in my mouth
>usually i hate cum's taste but this seems just like honey, prolly cause i really like him
>we stay there together for another couple of hours, but we don't kiss nor do anything else
>time for me to leave, just a normal kiss on the lips as goodbye
>we keep messaging, as usual he replies every like 2 hours
>haven't met again yet (the two dates were august 7th and 13th)
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>>1596752
This story is not over yet but ongoing basically, but I'm sharing cause although i really like him I don't think it's going to get anywhere.. I think he's really attractive while im just normal. Also, although i had many experiences, it was always with older people because as you can see as soon as i meet someone my age feelings take over my body. And here where i live there aren't many young people either, they either are out of my league/already rejected me or bottoms (and guess what, i'm bottom too)
kms seriously
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>>1592449
>Makes no mention of caking the other guy's fingers and dick in shit when he apparently wasn't expecting to have sex with Mr. Tom that day and, again, had never bottomed before
Thought the same
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>>1596754

I hardly ever prepare for anal and I never cake my boyfriend's dick in shit. You guys are dirty motherfuckers.
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>>1596986
Is your boyfriend one inch by chance?
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