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>>1515432
One of the worst selfie threads yet
>>1516076
Post some nice pics then
I'll help you save this awful thread op
>>1516247
>>1516263
29/m korean using a gummy lifesaver as a cockring
>>1516387
Aren’t Koreans supposed to be cut?
>>1516500
Luckly no
>>1516263
sauce?
Just a warning: I posted a pic of my little dick in here yesterday & the mods deleted it & gave me a warning that /soc/ is for selfies & not /hm/
>>1516994
yeah I remember that, it's because it is. the board would be all shitty selfies if we let them and the rules are literally right at the top
>>1516995
I hear ya, but you really think there's no other selfshot dick pics in here? I see like 10 right now. Just seems silly to not allow selfies if the post/pic is on topic.
Sorry for venting in public :)
>>1517008
i dont make the rules bubs, i just know they exist for a reason, regardless of how strictly enforced they are. if they're openly selfies than they go. we have enough as it is anyways, changing the rules would open the floodgates to mediocre nudity
>>1517017
No worries & no hard feelings - I'll behave myself from here on out lol
>>1517040
>>1517039
see what i mean?
>>1517661
>>1518020
Nah dicks this small would still be small as fuck even if they weren't obese.
>>1515432
there's nothing hotter than a small dicked guy with big balls who is a total power bottom... seeing their dick shivering in pleasure as you pound their prostate is like... heaven
>>1518045
>a small dicked guy with big balls who is a total power bottom
hey, that describes me!
wish i could find a top like you to pound my prostate.
where you at?
>>1518072
Florida!
>>1516043
Very nice. You look a little bigger than my 5 inches.
>>1519243
>filename
I legit laughed.
Also, even the bigger disk is small.
>>1519391
>>1519392
>>1519393
>>1515432
Thanks for the thread OP, does wonders to my self-esteem
>>1515440
Average size cock.
>>1519579
Hottest pair of balls I've ever seen. I've never seen such perfect roundness and such a gorgeous looking sac.
>>1516076
underated post/10
>>1519564
So your self steem is based on your cock. That's sad man. Hope you feel better now
>>1516043
the fuck is wrong with his thumb's nail?
>>1521449
how small? 3 inches? are you asian? cute thing
>>1521449
Shave that disgusting jungle.
>>1522856
I think you should clean your filthy nails, work out and eat healthy food
>>1522856
>>1522857
>>1522907
>self delusion
g2 >>>/fit/
>>1522940
Uh anon I'm a different person but ok?
>>1522946
>1299359â–¶
>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups.
also Trannies need to stay on their containment board /lgbt/ and stop infecting other boards with their mentally ill shit
>>1522948
>/hm/ talking about mentally ill
>implying I asked for a rate me
>>1522953
>or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/
reading retention 0/10
>>1522907
3.This board is for gay, male content only. Do not post traps or trans content.
http://www.4chan.org/rules#hm
>>1522907
>>1522953
GJ ruining this thread you cunt. I wouldn't even hatefuck you, you are beneath contempt.
>>1516500
Koreans usually get cut around middle school, but many Koreans in recent years don't opt to do it so now like all Koreans in their 20s and 30s are cut while those in younger age groups mostly aren't.
>>1524304
Middle school? Isn't that like so much worse than doing at birth? At least pain wise anyways
>>1516237
God, I'd kill to be this Chad.
>Go through life easy, everybody likes you, smart, intelligent, socially adept.
>Easily get a GF by the time you're 16
>Fondle her tits a few times, make out.
>Eventually get to strip your clothes, she admires your chiseled physique.
>You pull your pants down, and she lets out a laugh
>"Seriously!? You're that small? My pinky is longer!"
>Talks about how much of a disappointment this is, you seemed so hot.
>Hurt, cover up your cock and think about what she said
>Get home and jack off, nervous about something for the first time
>Next day at school
>Stacy spread this to all her friends
>You're officially the guy with the tiny dick
>Everybody mocks you for it. You begin to feel like shit
>In the lockers one day
>Someone throws a blind over your head, another person pulls your briefs down
>Laughter. The anxiety makes it shrivel up even more. Barely a head now
>Go through HS with this stigma, have a few more GFs, even lose your virginity, but it turned out all of them just wanted to take pictures of that tiny dick.
>Go to college
>The same thing happens again
>Never get laid, on a year long dry spell
>Crack, decide to try with that gay friend who's supposedly into you.
>Get naked with him, he's bigger than you. Easily twice your size.
>He smirks and smacks it around with his bigger cock, belittling it.
>"Little faggot cock. Can't believe I wanted you to fuck me."
>He jacks you off and you cum instantly, he tells you to turn around
>You gulp and do as he says, he lifts your hips up and eats your ass, lubing it up good.
>Rubs his cock between your cheeks, pushing down on your lower back
>Feel your ass spread as he enters you. It's painful, you grit your teeth
>He glides in and out moaning.
>"Mmm, damn anon. Real cock-pleaser you got"
>He buries his head in the pillow, tears streaming as it feels like his ass is being ripped apart.
>He's ridden all night long like a whore, tiny cock sputtering beneath him.
(1/?)
>>1526350
You'd kill to have a tiny dick? Literally the only time I think I've ever heard anyone say this, figures it's here. I get if you're big and wanna downsize to a comfortable above average, but to be tiny, some sort of humiliation fantasy or something
>>1526353
I'm sorry I'm getting off pretending to be the protagonist of some shitty amazon e-book erotica, but at least I'm contributing and I'm sure some other anons are getting off to this too.
Also, my B for switching from second person to third person near the end of that. Won't happen again.
>>1526350
>Finally, he finishes in your ass, sweaty from the near half hour fuck-session
>He lays there, panting, while his seed spills out of your ass
>He rolls over and plants a kiss on your cheek.
>"That was fantastic. I've got friends who would kill to fuck an ass like that."
>"If you need any money, here's one of them"
>He gets up and dresses, leaving a card on your pillow.
>You collapse, exhausted. The tears long since gone from numbness of the act.
>You wake up late the next morning, groggy.
>You'd long since missed your first class, so you simply rolled over, only to feel a mixture of dried and still wet cum seeping out your asshole.
>You blearily read the card with a phone number on it.
>That day you meet with your friends, the once timid gay guy among them.
>He seems to have gained a lot of confidence, and playfully slaps your ass when he sees you, before giving it a squeeze
>You nearly break down then and there, but you manage to hold back tears
>Hang out with your friends, all the while subtly reminded of last night.
>What really kills you is that every time you remember it you feel your cock twitch
>Guy asks if you're dtf again tonight.
>You take a moment, before despite yourself saying "Y-yeah"
>You get fucked again, even harder, another load of seed deposited in your ass
>What was worst was that your cock was painfully hard through the entire pounding.
>This goes one for sometime, every once in a while being fucked and discarded
>Eventually, they gay guy gets a BF, and you build up a dry spell without his fuckings.
>You try to rub your cock, but find the sensation lacking. You can barely fit two fingers around it anyways
(2/?)
>>1526359
>The only way you can even get hard is your ass, playing with it, using what you can as toys.
>It reminds you of him
>The card
>You decide to call the number on it
>"Hello?"
>"H-hey, this one guy gave me this number. Said you might have use for me"
>The man on the other end considers this for a moment.
>"Might do. Come meet me."
>He gives you an address and the very next day you show up to a rather dingy bar on the edge of the university town.
>You go in and find a burly, hairy man behind the counter
>He introduces himself as the man on the phone, and welcomes you to one of the most popular bars for men in the area, partially due to a slightly shady side business.
>Leads you to the bathrooms, tells you to get into the third stall out of four which you do,
>On either side of you are glory holes, and he begins going on and on about your wages, hours, etc
>"But, of course, that's assuming you're really doing to do it. Why don't you show me?"
>You nod and close the stall door.
>He gets to the stall to the right of you and out of the hole comes a massive, hairy, musky cock.
>The smell alone is enough to simultaneously make you gag and drive you mad with desire.
>You suck, suck, suck.
>For almost fifteen minutes you lather his cock with your tongue and envelope as much as you can in your throat.
>Finally, he cums straight down your throat, letting out a moan of satisfaction as he does.
>He leaves the stall.
>"You're hired. You start in two hours. They're required to wear a condom too, unless they give you my name, if they give you any grief then just bust their cock up a bit."
>"Make sure none gets on the floor either"
>Three hours later your sucking and fucking every cock that comes through the bathroom door
>Black, white, asian, big, small (none as small as yours), thick, hairy, smooth, pungent, bland, every type of cock comes to you (and in you)
>It's lucrative too, making you more money than you'd ever dreamed
(3/?)
>>1526370
>You'd put a condom on at the beginning of the night to prevent spills, and by the end it'd be full as a water balloon with cum
>You even begin to have suspicions that classmates, or even professors, are some of your clients.
>Still, you graduate and move back home
>Find a respectable job, not as well paying though
>Eventually, you get a call. It's the old owner of the bar. He says he has one more thing for you.
>"An old friend of mine's running a porno OP near you. They need actors, you in?"
>You agree, and the very next day you're at his studio.
>He greets you pleasantly then tells you to strip.
>A grin spreads across his face when you do.
>"You'll be perfect for this. All you need to do is look good for the camera and show that little thing off."
>He takes you to the photoshoot area, where every angle of your tiny dick is captured in astounding detail.
>You find out it's being released online for their paysite, you pray nobody you know uses it.
>Eventually, it's released, and it begins to trickle through the internet.
>The pay site to IRC to some forums finally to a chan.
>There, some autist seems to have fabricated a ridiculous but arousing story of your life.
>You laugh at what must be a loser more pathetic than you, before replying:
>Faggot
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How'd I do anons? Should I writefag again, or just end it now?
I'm leaning towards the second option.
>>1526378
How about neither option and you suck my dick instead, that works better for everyone
>>1526378
Faggot
>>1526378
It's good, but not realistic enough for me.
>>1532609
>>>/soc/
>>1515442
Damn thats hot Would love to play with it
>>1533181
Stop spamming your nasty junk all over /hm/. And read the fucking rules.
>Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here.
>>1528604
>Hipstering over trashy porno greentexts
My husband sent me this tonight whatcha think?
>>1515441
nice knob
>>1516256
would do
>>1534448
>hipstering
???
>>1534576
too big
>>1516275
Who's this?
>>1515432
Lee Santino & Devin Franco
>>1517802
hot! i would love to dock this!
>>1539882
cute, would blow
>>1543368
I have a little dick and love little dicks as well.
But honestly, if it's under 4", what's the point?
>>1543373
There's a lot of ways to have a good time with someone that don't rely on their dick being a certain length. Also toys.
>>1534409
That one is very nice
>>1543909
>>1515432
>>1544687
I knew a guy like that in primary school.
Little bitch boy I chat with on kik. And yes, he's hard.
>>1544720
And here's one of him showing off. He's a cute little jock boy.
>>1544732
And one more.
I exclusively fuck with people with small to average cocks, I absolutely love them, non-fetish wise even cause their attitudes are great.
>>1547154
just dumping
>>1525391
source?
>>1547154
wow
name? source? anything?
I think I'm in love
>>1517802
wtf is that a clitoris
>>1522861
STFU
I can't explain it but I hate my 4 inch cock but I like to see other guys with small dicks.
>>1516994
take aesthetic pictures
do not mention it's you
gross thread
>>1516049
Hard