Somalian history dump, dump any historical facts about somalia

>>42539
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeer

Somalis are a nomadic people and they have an oral culture

Somalia is the literal marxist paradise, having reached the state of anarchy after the rule of a socialist government

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Siad Barre.

>>42612
That's not historical that's your opinion

>>42644
The only one to ever enact order in somalia so far....

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Sayyīd Muhammad `Abd Allāh al-Hasan, the Mad Mullah

>>42539
>Somalian history dump
>Somalian
It's Somali

I want a somalian gf

Ancient Egyptians hailed from somalia and shared a similar oral language

Homeland of infamous buccaneer AIDSbeard

>>42864
>tfw no qt somali pirate gf

>>42834
Ayy lmao my fuck up

>>42864
Somali people are the best looking Africans

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>>42539
A somali was the captain in that movie.
Somali's killed us troops in another movie.
Historically, somalis have very big foreheads and receding hairlines.

>>42889
Get your fact right somalia doesn't have an aids epidemic

>>42539
The Periplus of the Erythraean Sea proves that the noble tradition of Somalian piracy is like 2000 years old, if not more.

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>>42890
>arr me hearties!

>>42941
Ayy lmao stop shit posting

>>42984
>>42864
>>42890
>>>/int/

TFW when Somalis and Ethiopians hate each others guts

>>43047
Which is a shame, because they're both qt as fuck

>>43012
>int
ewwww

>>43110
Ayy lmao

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>>42923
Depends really. A few are inbred as fuck, but some are really qt.
Bonus points for not needing fake ass weaves like most black girls

>>42875
In some ancient Egyptian text the referred to somalia as the land of punt and they claimed it was the origin of their race

>>43231
What do you mean inbred?

Over 60,000 of em in Minnesota

>>43302
Marriage between cousins is pretty common among the more conservative somali communities. They're also pretty xenophobic.

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>>43231
average somali girl btw

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>>42990
Another few Somalis got shot in the face by a Navy SEAL team at the request of Obama. The one that survived got 33 years in prison and smiled the whole time he was in New York.

Amazing that was already 6 years ago.

>>43047
Almost all inner ethnic groups want to kill one another. It's been watered down in Europe after two world wars. Asia is usually on the brink of wars. And Africa is in a perpetual state of war.

>>42539
It colonised Sweden in the 21st century.

Somalians are like Jews but the steal at sea instead of at the bank

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many of the Somalians who now engage in piracy as a living used to fish for a living instead, unfortunately the Somalian fishing industry has been somewhat beleaguered in recent years due to the large amount of toxic waste that has been dumped off of the coast of Somalia by various groups. One of these groups is the 'Ndrangheta mafia based in Calabria, otherwise known as the largest criminal organisation on the planet with an annual revenue of around $60bn. Submarines owned by the 'Ndrangheta and used to smuggle narcotics have been found as far away from Italy as the Amazon rainforest

also to give you an idea of how messed up Somalia is, on the day that their new parliament opened for the first time the building was shelled by Al Shabaab militants