The English are god's chosen people

>>3333338
5 posts too late

>>3333371
I had the thread waiting but then it asked me to redo the recaptcha

Friendly reminder that England got its ass kicked in the 100 years war and everything after that is just them hiding on their island and claiming all the credit from countries like Prussia or America who actually win wars.

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>>3333383
You mean started off the hundred years war by winning brilliant battles against a larger foe, said foe which regained most of its territories via diplomatic maneuvering rather than successful campaigns on the battlefield?

>>3333383
The level of butthurt in this comment

>>3333400
>won via diplomatic maneuvering
>not by killing countless Anglo peasants and traitor nobles in the glorious field of battle
Next thing you'll be saying that the Duke of Wellington wasn't a total failure of a commander and that he actually helped bring down Napoleon.

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>>3333383
England won the 100 years war.

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>>3333338
*The Ulster-Scots

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>>3333338
If they are then why did God give their island the shape of a pile of shit?
Checkmate Britbong

>>3333484
You mean the shape of the largest empire to have ever existed in history?

>>3333383
>hiding on their island
It wasn't the water that saved them though, the English channel is one of the most traversed maritime routes in the world and people have literally swum it.
It was their Navy, it was them.
England's enemies could always point to it on a map, they just knew how futile an invasion was so stayed home.
That's hiding...
You could just as easily say that Napoleon hid behind his artillery.
>countries like Prussia or America who actually win wars.
kek

It's easy to love England, even easier for the foreigner to hate it :)

>In 1848, at Nuneham House, a piece of Louis'(xiv) mummified heart, taken from his tomb and kept in a silver locket by Lord Harcourt, Archbishop of York, was shown to the Dean of Westminster, William Buckland, who ate it.

>>3333383
>countries like America that win wars
The mexicans, what a fearsome enemy
Random tribal native americans who were wiped out by disease, what a fearsome enemy, good job
Canadians, what a fearsome enemy goo...
oh wait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
Vietnamese farmers goo...
oh wait

>>3333383

>Prussia

>anglicans

>>3333383

>WAAAAAHHHH!!!! STOP USING THE TERRAIN TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!!!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU FIGHT ON A PERFECTLY FLAT, OPEN DESERT

>>3333383
>hiding on their island and claiming all the credit from countries like Prussia or America who actually win wars.

It isnt Prussia that won the Napoleonic Wars and it isnt America that won WW2
The country you're looking for is Russia, savior of Europe from French and Germans

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>>3335392
*Russian weather

>>3333338
>gods chosen people
>pr*testant
lmfao