Waifu Thread

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>>3273474
CLAIMED

>>3273480
Patrician taste.

>>3273474
>luther actually had a wife

wew things just got fucking extra heretical

what a joke of a man

>>3273493
No, he had a concubine. Their marriage was invalid. They'd both taken prior vows of celibacy to God. Their relationship was fornication.

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Remove icon breakers

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>>3273480
I dispute your claim on the grounds that Jehanne is my waifu for laifu

>>3273533
>that cheek blush

Were byzantines the first weebs?

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Step aside

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>>3273612
fuck off

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>>3273628
I claimed her first, faget

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Can I claim a husbando?

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>>3273636
dammit...

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ok then i'm claim her

>>3273519
>Fornication relationship
maximum heresy

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>the current year
>not claiming Sugar Cube

>>3273474
What's the story behind this picture?

Why did she cut off the dude's head?

>>3273906
Turns out he was catholic.

>>3273612
>>3273628
>>3273636
Isabel loves Jeanne D'Arc

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STAY BACK THE PRINCESS IS MINE

>>3273480
fpbp

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LAUREN
BACALL

>>3274014
>>>/tv/

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Claiman random qt

Anyone else just really want a shy but pretty peasant girl from medieval Europe? This is my fantasy honestly.

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Nobody touch my poofy Danish princess.

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>>3274127
would you be whisking her away from her humble origins or also be living as a quaint but happy peasant in this fantasy?

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<3

>>3274443
Live a peaceful life as a moderately successful landowner. Not rich enough that i would be a snobby noble, poor enough that she and I would have to interact with the serfs and farmers. One big happy family ^_^

>>3274690
that aesthetic is what made me appreciate Rousseau's Emile

>>3274703
I mean, i would never give up my modern life for the reality of that fantasy.
Despite the modern idealization of rural life back then, wasn't it always very fucking hard living for anyone in the lower class?

>>3274728
Think of all that stank from hard work and the gigantic bush they'd have since shaving wasn't a thing back then.

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Claimed.

>>3274763
You act like that's a bad thing

>>3274763
pubic hair doesn't look bad on women so long as they groom it

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>>3274014
l

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>tfw no time machine to save her

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JADWIGA IS CLAIMED

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>>3274770

>not posting pregnant Anne Frank

fag

>>3275015
Why she is smug?

>>3273697
AAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>3275039
She's the king

>>3273540
How did the men feel when Joan ran out the camp Thots?

>>3275035
>dykes

You can have all of them.

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Samurai Waifu best Waifu

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CLAIMED

>>3274347
>>3275194
FUCK

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>>3273474

>Olga will never wage genocide for you
why even die

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Y'all is small time. St Barbara is my waifu

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>>3275122
at least chose an actual one

>>3275299
>at least choose an actual one
*posts actress*

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Börte

>>3274007
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Eleanor of Aquitaine

How I would ravish her, also she's mine.

>>3275345
best

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>>3274007
LEAVE IMMEDIATLY.

>all of your waifus are dead

>>3275345
>used goods

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>>3275647
Caring about that is virgin-tier, anon. You need toRESPCET WOMEN more

>>3275692
Enjoy your wife's son dude.

>>3275692
u go grrll

>>3275031
>not posting the pasta
This guy right here

>>3275231
HERESY

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>>3275911
>implying we still need the pasta

We've graduated to writefagging whole novellas about a heavily pregnant Anne Frank in very compromising and very sexual situations .

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Claimed.

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CLAIMED

Oh empress, my empress.

>>3276068
Wew lad

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>>3276060
Is all yours anon

>>3276121
You can see the destined outcome even while looking at her teenage vintage photo. Mistakes like this can be avoided. Be careful when chosing waifus, anons.

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>>3276129
>He doesn't want to grow old with his waifu
>complains about how my choice looks as of now while most people are posting waifus who are unrecognizable ashes or skeletons at the moment

>>3275626
God I love imagining her decadently lounging around, being pampered by servants while millions of men die in the muck of the trenches, something she uses to turn herself on before schlicking.

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>>3273474
>Claim your historical waifu

nest ferch rhys

>>3273589
>Waifuing a slavaboo who cucked her husband.
Autisim speaks. We should listen.

>>3276060
>Commie
Neck yourself.

>>3275015
fuck you nigger I wanted her

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She was to pure for this world.

Fucking Bolsheviks.

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>>3274770
>>3275031

>regular Anne Frank and pregnant Anne Frank already claimed

FUCK

>grown men unironically masturbating to women in historical paintings

This is even worse than fapping to 2D Gook cartoons, at least the gook cartoons are properly drawn.

No I'm not new here, just a sperglord.

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>>3277988
>implying I don't fap to lewds of my waifu

>>3274829
Moй ниггep!

I r8
>>3273480
>>3273540
Baguette nigger
>>3273486
Probably a slut
>>3273492
>>3273533
Actually pretty nice
>>3273589
Slavaboo who married an autist
>>3273628
>>3273636
GOD-TIER
>>3273697
No depth perception
>>3274007
G*rman
>>3274014
>>>/tv/
>>3274770
I see the appeal, but you're still a faggot for falling for this meme.

>>3278044

See >>3277974 >>3276052 >>3275031

>>3278044
>probably a slut
actually the archduke of Austria and queen of hungary from 1740-1780

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Death to all Jacobins.

>>3277968
I prefer Maria

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>>3276068
Fuck off.

What about husbandos?

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>>3279235
Sure. Here's history's first Big Boss, claimed.

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I HEREBY CLAIM THE CELTIC GODDES

>>3279618
>Hey, let's meet this Roman army head on in the middle of an empty field, the exact strategy that they've evolved to deal with perfectly
>This cannot backfire whatsoever
This woman was legitimately retarded

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The one, the unmatched, the legend herself.

>>3279624
She's still hot tho

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>>3279606
K, thanks

>>3279673
...who?

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I claim inbred waifu

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>>3274770
back off loser, her mountaintops are mine

>>3274789
>ill do anything to get israel reconigzed by the US Mr President ANYTHING ;_;
You think this happened anyone?

>>3277952
Actually fought against commies.

>>3280295
Actually fought with the commies*

>>3276068
Leave Wellington to me

>>3275039
Don't you know? She's the King

>>3273480
J'approuve ce choix.

>>3277954
suck me

>>3279673
literally who?

>>3273480
Your waifu became charred toast.

>>3281970
Hot

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CLAIMED

i want her to behead me

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>>3273474
CLAIMED!!!

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>>3280096

More accurate depiction of Jeff and Anne

best girl

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>>3283270
whoops

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>Not picking the best one

>>3284020
I am such a fool :,^(
I hope you make her happy anon. She deserves that much.

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i claim my Hungarian cutie 3.14.

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>>3274347
She should have many spouses

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>>3273474
Longworth claimed for wittily teasing me about the size of my penis

>>3278004
Nigga she cosplayed a man for years without nobody noticing, ya really think she looked anything like this?

>>3275692
Yass kween

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Has evita been claimed yet?

>>3285573
She was already claimed time ago

https://inmundosednondemundo.wordpress.com/2015/11/27/what-happened-to-eva-perons-corpse/

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Stay back

>>3273493
>>3273519
Catholics are as bad as Islamic cockroaches

>>3286552

But the ones who marry are muslims yo.

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CLAIMED

>>3286599

How did a Greek wind up queen of Egypt anyway?

>>3287868
>who is Alexander

>>3286552
Except because clergy marrying because they're not actually priests but glorified scholars is literally islamic.

>>3280003
>>3281848

Alice Liddel.

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Claiming qt Nazi sorceress.

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>>3287915

THAT IS NOT ALICE LIDDEL; ALICE LIDDEL IS THE ONE IN THE IMAGE ATTACHED TO THIS POST.

>>3287938

"MARIA ORSIC" IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER CREATED BY "NEW AGE" CHARLATANS IN THE NINETEEN HUNDRED SEVENTIES .

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Claimed.

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>>3279235
>>3278782

Royalist Husbando > Imperial Husbando

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>not wanting to fuck Stalin's daughter to establish dominance
Occupied.

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Just imagine how bad some of these thots must've stank.

Let's just start with the mouth. Rotting teeth, no toothpaste, lots of red wine, garlic, and spices. Probably smelled like raccoon cock left to ferment for five moons.

Then you get a whiff of the pussy. Not only is this thing covered in hair, but it's probably rarely washed, so there's a lot of discharges and other secretions just hanging out in there (the vagina does weird shit). And, then...the fragrance hits you: notes of rotting mackerel, ammonia, garlic, sweat, and unwashed asshole. Exquisite.

Then, you hear a quavering voice murmur, "If thou wishest, eat of it...my liege..."

Also claiming

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Evita Peron

>>Don't cry for me, Argentina.

>>3288663
it's HEDLEY

>>3289146
>Then, you hear a quavering voice murmur, "If thou wishest, eat of it...my liege..."

muh diq

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Why is time so cruel, lads?

I don't want her to die...

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>>3289161
She a qt

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Claimed my Gilded Age waifu.

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;(

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>>3276060
Gotta love that smug look.
Have a tribute.

>>3275035
That's a very good example of unconventionally beautiful woman.
Nice pick, anon.

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Thank you based anon who returned her to me

>>3289038
damn it

>>3277968
>lusting over a literal slut who probably had sex with that pervert Rasputin
do it again lenin

>>3293311

That's a pic of Tatiana, not Alexandra.

>>3293328
>implying Rasputin didnt have sex with all of the female court, considering how debauched the royals were

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This thot is Mine

>>3275231
She's already married Anon.

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Mine!

>>3275306
>actress
That's a boy.

>>3293335
t. bolshevik propagandist

>>3293685
is this the earliest documented smug chinese cartoon reaction image?

>>3289352
the fuck?

>>3297984
watch Blazing Saddles some time

>>3298440
The character in Blazing Saddles is based on Marlene Dietrich, not Hedy Lamarr.

>>3273480
GLORIFIED

>>3300571
BY CHRIST, MARY, AND ALL THE SAINTS OF THE HEAVENLY HOST

>>3298968
are you for real? It's a running joke that the villain's name is Hedley Lamar but people keep accidentally calling him Hedy

>>3300571
Nigel please go

>>3300737
I'd forgotten about that character.

Don't even recall him now that I looked him up.

>>3287969
>"MARIA ORSIC" IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
You must be from the Berenstain Bears timeline.

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>that feel when she will never drink your blood

>>3300881
>implying there are any qt viring grils on 4chan

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most beautiful woman of the middle ages

>>3300881
This girl dindu nuffin and was just persecuted for associating with the anti-Habsburg protestant gentry. Literal witch hunt.

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>>3288747
Noblemen, swerve.

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>>3273474
.>the old testament is exist
try again antishemite

>>3303398
>dindu nuffin
>associated with anti Habsburg Protestant gentry

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She's super cute and was a good painter.

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>>3305035
She was also the daughter of this fookin' legend.

>>3273663
Valid

>>3284020
TOP TIER

>>3278044
pls die

>>3303398
I really wish the whole "everything interesting in history was fake" meme would die.

>>3273480
>>3273540

Hello there Mr. Twain

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>>3273474
>devoutly Catholic
>described as "the most beautiful creature in the world"

I thus claim mai waifu

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Why not

>>3289146
>Then, you hear a quavering voice murmur, "If thou wishest, eat of it...my liege
Diamonds.

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my battlefu