this is the /his/ game anon
post your suggestions for new contestants
>>3243765
Calvin Coolidge
>>3243765
Pregnant Anne Frank and Charles II on the same district
>>3243765
Hannibal and Scipio
Bugs...
>>3243791
Behold, the cavalry duo
>>3243765
Kierkegaard
Helen Keller
fat bugs bunny
Paul
>>3243809
Put these two on the same team
Willie
>>3243765
>>3243765
Just call him "part of a balanced breakfast"
Elagabalus
William Henry Harrison
>>3243765
obese bugs bunny
>>3243765
Harald Hardrada and Willy the Conqueror on the same team pls
Charles the Bold
Pope Benedict XVI's shoes.
>>3243881
And then Caligula "little boots"
Mr. Qin
>>3243881
Obligatory suggestion
>inb4 >>>/tv/
Hey, this movie is world famous and is nearly 80 years old.
These are the contestants for the first round
>>3243893
sorry you couldn't make it
>>3243898
>not preggo Anne
>>3243904
GODDAMNIT
IT'S NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY WITH REGULAR ANNE FRANK
AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLUGGING INTO THE FANDOM
>>3243910
>the shoes run away
Kek, that suggestion was worth it.
>running away from boots
>>3243910
>John C. Calhoun breaks a guy's nose
He probably would.
>>3243915
RUN FORREST RUN
>>3243915
>Anne Frank and Elagabalus drown Helen Keller
wow
>>3243915
>Anne Frank drowns a blind woman
/ourguy/ is heartless
guess who decided to truce for the night
>>3243898
why u no make Anne preggers?
It's way funnier imagining her waddling around with a huge belly drowning Helen Keller than without.
>>3243925
>Scipio chases Hannibal
Pottery
>>3243925
>Anne Frank and J.E.B. Stuart working together
I want to believe
>Dirlewanger destroys Anne Frank's supplies
>>3243944
>the shoes stab JEB
You just got excommunicated, bitch.
>>3243952
That dishonorable son of a bitch
>Anne Frank strangles Dirlewanger
pottery
>>3243964
See? It would've been way funnier if it had been pregnant Anne Frank strangling a Nazi instead.
>>3243974
calling it anne frank wins
>>3243978
nah, harald
>>3243974
muh degenerate roman homeboy better win
>>3243974
Fucking Scipio
>>3243904
>>3243932
>>3243970
and they say i don't listen to viewer feedback
>>3243995
Hot dayum. She actually did it.
>>3243995
>an insane '''pregnant''' anne frank wins because of the sheer idiocy of her remaining rivals
huh
Final placements
PIck your contestants for the next round
May I suggest one of the victors from the previous thread?
*Nukes China 5 years after World War 2*
>>3243995
Anne Frank confirmed for Operator af
>>3244011
Let's see if Anne's sister can outdo her
my man richelieu
BLACKED.COM
The saddest Roman.
>>3244006
>"THOSE FUCKING GOYIM AREN'T GONNA HURT MY BABY"
Han China
>>3244011
Classy Tito
the roman empire
Pope Urban II
>>3244011
"I volunteer as tribute"
>>3244054
"As do I."
>>3244011
Hitlers missing testicle
Snorri Sturluson
>>3244011
>>3244011
Christian II
>>3244011
>>3244011
*gasses your Jewish population*
>>3244078
suck my fucking dick
Achillespurdo
>>3244011
kawaii kingu charusu II
fuccboi stalin
Good ol' Dick.
>>3243995
>>3244006
>>3244034
>>3244020
>horny, half-insane from hormones, nine month pregnant Anne Frank proceeds to violently dismember SS troopers with a samurai sword like Ser Gregor Clegane
For the love of God, someone draw this
>>3244011
Sargon of Akkad
>>3244110
Use this for the pic
Round 2 Contestants
Oliver Cromwell
>>3244011
Caracalla
>>3244113
O boi here we go.
The Eternal Anglo struck down by the Eternal Burgers
>>3244130
the communists have already started their bloodbath
>>3244130
LONG LIVE CHINA
YOUR DAY HAS COME CUMSKINS
SHIT I'M TOO LATE
WILL THERE BE A ROUND TWO?
pretty large tree
>>3244148
this is round two, i'm probably gonna do just one more round after this
>>3244145
HOLY SHIT
THE FRANK SISTERS ARE BASICALLY RAMBO INCARNATE WHEN YOU GIVE THEM WEAPONS
>>3244148
Mate this IS round 2
>>3244148
Just read, I nominate Michiel de Ruyter as a contestant for the next round
>>3244145
>Polish Holocaust victim, Amon Goeth, commander of Union forces in the West, and Hermann Goring in disguise working together
Only on /his/
>>3244144
>China wastes no time killing guizai
>Qin gives China the trident and infiltrates gwailo group
>>3244180
>two war criminal discussing what's the best way to burn people alive
>>3244185
So much for Achilles being invincible...
>>3244195
THOSE ROMAN BASTARDS
>>3244011
Gilgamesh
>>3244195
THE SOUTH IS AVENGED
>>3244195
goddamn, MacArther. She's only a teenager
>>3244210
Pope Urban II is a fisher of men
>>3244210
>MacArthur has the high ground
aw shit
>>3244210
>Jew steals from her own sister
thats gotta hurt for jackson
>>3244215
he will win this, god wills it
>>3244219
>getting crushed to death by literally all of china
>>3244225
Tricky Dick is playing the long game
>>3244219
fuck china died
>>3244203
>"If it was good enough for Patton, it's good enough for me."
>nine months later, Rutka gives birth to a son who's constantly demanding we "finish the job" in North Korea
"fuck constantine"
-rome
>>3244225
>jew kills chinaman because only one culture can crash western civilization
>>3244219
Serves that bitch right!
>>3244236
>rome embracing pagan roots
Holy shit the Frank sister's are invincible
>>3244247
WHAT THE FUCK
>>3244247
we have a dynasty on our hands
>killed all of rome with a sickle
Next round is gonna be the final one
>>3244254
Oh boy.
>>3244254
John Green
>>3244247
jews really are gods chosen people?!?!?!
>>3244254
literally all of catholic church for the next one
the chinese crossbow
Agent Garbo.You'll see there's not actually any other contestants. they're just fake "agents" made up by him.
>>3244011
Korean alphabet guy
the roman scutum
Pol Potsky!
>>3244247
Jesus Christ, no wonder the Nazis arrested and murdered them, they would've been unstoppable killing machines.
>>3244254
>>3244254
literally all of u.s.s.r
>>3244254
dat kill count
>>3244254
Diogenes
>>3244254
Caracalla
>>3244254
The Horde
>>3244254
Lindybeige
Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands
>>3244254
the bambino
>>3244254
A Roman pleb
>>3244254
The von Schlieffen Plan.
>>3244254
Fuck it, just throw in Anne Frank's father to see if he's the source of their badassery
>>3244280
>mah man
>>3244254
nicky
>>3244254
Caracalla.
>>3244292
Based Jan van Speyk
>>3244303
No we do that next round so we can measure them independently
>>3244309
This is the last round
>All this time thread's slow as fuck compared to last time
>Suddenly everybody and their cat wants their candidate done for the last round.
>>3244315
It's evening now. People have come back from work.
Here, if any of you want to tamper with the screenshots of the first round, someone actually pregnant Anne Frank in an unrelated match
>>3244254
Nominating Michiel de RUyter (can't post pic a 2nd time)
>>3244254
RUBY SLIPPERS
>>3244334
Come on Eternal Anglo
>>3244334
Too bad, van Speyk would have won. Now we'll never know..
>>3244334
Rooting for Michiel and/or Wilhelmina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lrReRqG-Vk
>>3244339
Nah, he'd just have set off the explosives to kill 5 others, but also accidently blown himself with them.
>>3244344
>"Accidentally"
>>3244254
financial ruseman John Blunt for round 3
>>3244353
It is round three you dip
>>3244353
You're a bit slow, aren't you?
I'm back
>>3244334
>Mao Zedong with a trident
Hmm.
>>3244370
>John Green gets rid of the instrument of war first
The Eternal Anglo seeks revenge for the glorious revolution
>>3244387
I see Arkantos is back to his old habits.
>>3244387
>Mehmed II killing Theodora
pure pottery
>>3244387
RIP Byzantium
the Ottoman Bambino consortium run this shit now
>>3244387
John Green saving YouTube
>>3244387
FEAR THE ANGLO
>>3244387
>Mao with a trident and scutum
Kek.
>>3244408
>Run away from the Eternal Anglo
>He dies anyway
>>3244408
the Mao/Shield broship continues
please kill john green
>>3244408
F
Lindybeige lives on, the Anglo transcends death
>>3244408
This seems a bit redundant
>>3244421
HERE COMES THE TURK
>>3244432
RIP imperator.
wtf john green
>>3244432
Michiel
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>>3244447
>he refuses, keeping All of Christendom alive
WHAT THE FUCK MAO
>>3244447
Mao's gone mad.
>>3244443
holy shit stop john green
>>3244477
>no water in russia
Those poor bastards.
>>3244489
Based missionary's
>>3244489
This shield is a whore. Holy shit.
i actually had to answer 26 captchas for this post
>>3244477
JESUS
>>3244477
john MEAN
>>3244498
Doing God's work, anon.
>>3244477
Based Cromwell
>>3244530
John Green loves the mongols
>>3244477
NO, NOT LONGSTREET.
ANYONE BUT HIM
>>3244530
>John green tends to the mongols
>>3244530
>you guessed it, the Mongols
based babe
>>3244543
My boy Sejong making an entire army die a slow and agonizing death
>>3244543
>a single korean kills the mongols
wrekt
>>3244550
MAO
YOU FOOL
YOU ASKED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
>>3244550
That's what Mao gets for letting the Christians live
uhh
i guess seize the means of production
>>3244550
>All of christendom overpowers Mao Zedong
>>3244550
Stupid Mao.
>>3244564
wtf Cromwell should have won for his finesse
>>3244564
Why do you do this compilation stuff all at the end?
>>3244564
>
>>3244564
Christianity begged to die 4 times. And nearly died 3 others. Wow.
state atheism achieved >>3244564
>>3244577
if i didn't, it would just be 10 pictures of 2 or 3 people hanging out doing nothing
>>3244577
Image limit reached
Final placements
that's it for today
the next round will be on Sept 1st, although i realize that for most of you, its actually gonna be august 31st
>>3244586
Makes it feel too quick. Maybe compile several rounds and then leave the real last one individual.
>>3244598
Maybe make it a little bit later, wait for the burgers to come home from work so we got plenty of people.
>>3244598
that was fun
>>3244498
switch to legacy captcha
>>3244387
>Arkantos kills some with a trident