ITT: We act like this board is a WW1 trench. trenc/his/

*stands up*

*killed by sniper*

*dismembered by artillery shell*

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>Tfw trench foot

What is this bullshit

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Heard you faggots needed some help

at least I'm exfoliating my skin!

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s-so what do you lads think you'll be doing at christmas?

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>>2998651
>Just heard the Americans are coming to save us
>Expect to relax while their fresh troops fight the Germans
>The arrive and take up 10% of the trenchs
>Get killed anyway
>tfw

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>>2998671
Well the soccer game last year was pretty nice.

>tfw all the people who saw you score the winning goal are dead now

*is drinking water from his canteen*
*canteen gets shot*
*i throw away the canteen and jump to the trench*
Fucking shit.

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Oi lads where ave the scouts gone? I've got a cravin fer sum BIG BLACK COCK and I'm tired of wagglin my willy all day!

>artillery homing in on our position
>"PRIVATE, RELEASE THE FINAL CARRIER PIGEON! AT LEAST THE BOYS TO THE REAR WILL KNOW WHERE THOSE BLASTED JERRIES ARE COWERING!"
>Race to the carrier pigeon
>one scrip of paper left
>I know this is the only hope we have
>start writing on the scrip
>"Rear Battalion: If Africans are as smart as whites, why didn't any of them invent the wheel? t. /his/ anon"

God speed.

What the fuck did you just say about my glorious preußischen Armee you little shit? I'll have you know Preußen was the top military power in all of Europe and it has been involved in numerous great European wars, and they have over 300 confirmed victories. They are trained Napoleonic warfare and they have the top commanders in the entire European continent. You are nothing to them but just another Frenchman. They will annex the fuck out of you with precision the likes of wich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit to Preußens over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my international network of diplomats acorss the HRE and your entire Dynasty is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

>>2998969
The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your independance. You're fucking dead kid. They can be anywhere, anytime and They can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single division. Not only are they extensively trained in Clausewitz's teachings, but They have access to the entire arsenal of the Königlich Preußische Armee, and They will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little Slav. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

few days till the big push lads. our artillery has been hammering them night and day, ain't seen anything like in all my years on the front. brass reckons we'll just be able to walk over to their trenches and there'll be nothing left of them. i believe them too.

>get shelled for a week
>have dysentery
>after 1 day all the paper gone so now we shit in our hands and throw it outside our trench
>Haven't taken my gas mask of in a week
>haven't eaten in a week
>haven't slept in a week
>tfw no gf

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My battalion is mutinying again

I'll have to execute the dissenters again to boost the men's morale, I guess.

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>You're stuck in Wipers while Chad is fornicating with Arab beauties in Mesopotamia

Thinking of going over the top by myself lads

>>2999021
The shootings will continue until morale improves.

*stabs rat*

looks like meat is back on the menu boys!

>>2999066
*looks over the top at German bodies in no man's land*

What about them? Their fresh!

>>2998999
nice digits lad

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>>2998538
>get shelled
>whatever just stay low
>gas starts coming in
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>put on mask, shrapnel took out the glass
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>look around
>see wounded comrade struggling to put mask on
>nobody else around
>grab his mask, start pulling it away
>stomp on his head
>finally get mask and run away

Feelsbadman

>>2999113
>running away through trench
>hysterical
>try to run through body of water
>is actually a shell crater over 9ft deep
>drown with 60lbs of gear pulling you down

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Look on the bright side, once this is over our leaders will see what a silly waste this has all been and we will join as European brothers to rule this world in the name of peace and prosperity for centuries to come!

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GAS GAS GAS!!!!

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The Italians ran out of bullets two weeks ago. They havn't stopped charging our position though.

>>2999075
they are NOT for eating!

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CHEERS, LUV
THE CAVALRY'S ERE

>At two minutes before eleven, as millions of soldiers on the Western Front waited for the hostilities to end, a Canadian Soldier, Private George Price, was killed by a German snipers bullet at the French village of Ville-sur-Haine.

-The war to end all wars, Russell Freedman

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Wanna go home lads

>entrenched at the Somme
>new lieutenant, something Tolkien
>says after the war maybe he'll be a professor & write books
>tfw

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Rats for dinner again?

>>2999165
Cadorna isn't going to stop until Italy's entire male population is dead

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-The war to end all wars, Russell Freedman

>>2999113
>stomp on his head
>finally get mask and run away
FIENDISH

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Come on guys! Lets take another 100 meters of mud!

>>2998538
Pass the liberty cabbage, my fucking hair and teeh are falling off.

>>2999042
>Tfw Stacy gave me a white feather last I was on leave back in Blighty
Might go with you

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>>2998538
>tfw no german waifu to warm my bed.

Will this somme thing work lads? Will we break into Germany? I cant wait to get myself a fraulein! Btw i heard that our Artillery destroyed their wire and machine guns, should be a walk in the park!

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>Europeans finally figure out Trench Warfare

GET WITH THE PROGRAM BITCHES

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I can't stress how terrible trenches were. People know the usual stuff like it's wet and you get trench foot but that's not even a fraction of how bad it was.

Trenches were often filled with the body parts of friendly soldiers who were shot next to you or even worse, hit with artillery dismembered. Imagine spending a rotation in a trench and you're constantly stepping on pieces of hand and leg and bone. And the soup-mud that ate people. And then there's the human feces and piss. When you're under constant fire or threat of fire, you're not going to wander out to find a tree (just kidding all of the trees have been splintered and blown up) to take a shit. And then the pests, the lice and the rats, feeding on the remains and feces.

Soldiers would rotate out of the front-lines and when they walk into town the first thing they do is take a bath to wash the stench of pure death off of them, only to return back to it when they're up again. It was truly hell.

>>2999175
You're right. They're for sexual!

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Should I keep dumping?

>>2999238

Lots of rats as well.

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>>2999237
>A fucking yank thinks he knows what warfare is
Laughing so hard I shit my pants

>>2999246
Yup. Got any of Poilus?

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>>2998738

>tfw everyone who saw that football game is dead

>mfw I tell everyone I scored a hat-trick that match

>>2999237
>dixie retard posting

The trenches built during WWI were on an entirely different level than the Civil war fortifications.

The english channel down to fucking Switzerland. Entire "cities" on both sides of trench networks.

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>>2999255

>>2998538
>tfw mailman got killed

Did she say yes?
How will I ever know

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Squad

>>2999270
>Mixed units

Can someone explain?

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Thicc ships make me hard

>>2999219

Brutal.

>"Then the time came for us to go over. We had to run forward about fifty yards, up some planks over our own front-line trenches, and then across a meadow where it was almost impossible to run; we could only stagger along. As we were going over these planks, about half of us were knocked out-either killed or wounded-and going across the meadow there were a lot more killed. >"When we finally stopped and lay down, trying to get what shelter we could from the tremendous rifle fire which was coming over, a sergeant just in front of me jumped up and said, 'Come on men, be British.' So we jumped up again and followed him. He ran about six yards and then he went down too."

-British corporal Alan Bray

-The war to end all wars, Russell Freedman.

Dear Mother,

Thank you for the biscuits you sent last month, i shared them with my squad with some cheese that Fitzgerald's family sent him. Everyday i feel the cold and the wet creep further towards my core, i'm now thankful for the regular patrols so that i am able to circulate my blood. the snows have stopped for which i am thankful, but they have been replaced by rain which chills through my coat and shirt, particularly when the rain blows.

On my morning patrol i can see a burnt out farm house not 300 yards away from our lines, it's like old Mr.Jenkins' with a mill attached to the stable. When i get home i have resolved to ask Rosie to marry me, i have always loved her and this war has taught me that if you have something in life that makes you happy you should hold onto it and never let it go, i hope to write you again soon, but the shelling has picked up lately which usually means that a push is coming, i ask you to pray for our safe deliverance for i don't think god can hear us here.

your loving son.

>>2998945
Underrated

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Last pic

>cloth red "shoot me" caps
Fucking frogs

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>sits in communications trench behind the lines
>gets rotated out after a week and sent to Paris for R&R
>gets sent back
>helps dig out the trench
>gets more healthy food than in civilian life
>makes some mates

>100 years later a bunch of retards watch a video in black and white with a cow mooing telling me I was shelled 24/7 and sleeping in mud

>>2999280

The French weren't retarded racists like Americans?

>>2999364
The French have always been cucks. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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>>2999066
>>2999075
>>2999175
>>2999244

>>2999323
>Those horizon blue overcoats

I want one so bad. Any good reproductions out there?

I found this one: https://www.toppots.net/main.php?do=clientproduct&action=home&id=1860&type=

Not sure if its any good. What do you guys think?

>>2999330
They were really fast on the uptake in terms of giving soldiers metal helmets, which makes me wonder why they spent the whole war with the blue uniforms.

>>2999364
That is a funny-ass joke nigga.

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>>2998538
>may be if I shoot my self in the foot the'll let me go home.

>>2999296
Me in the middle

>>2999314
Uuuuuuh. Should they be lying out in the open like that?

>>2999606
The open as opposed to where exactly?

>>2999606
Dried-ass levantine land isn't exactly easy to dig a foxhole with, especially when you're going to be shot if you stand too high.

>>2999227
>the whole shell is coming at the huns
what did he mean by this?

>>2999472
Your's hasn't fallen off yet? Lucky.

>>2999606
Probably a training drill

I jus want to go home

>>2999472
What do you mean a german shot you in the foot? We're fighting in trenches. Were you dangling your foot over the trench or something? Wrap that shit up and get back to the front line before I have you gunned down for desertion.

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DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKS
MOST USELESS ALLY

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>Brusilov came up with some retarded plan
>Will have to breakthrough a well defended position
>I try and argue that a more defensive approach would be better
>He unironically believes that we will annihilate them if we go all-or-nothing
>Thinks his dumb plan will get us over 70km deeper into enemy territory (which would fuck up our communications anyway)
>Have to prepare the artillery and men for a suicide charge
>mfw
I'm having second thoughts about this Brusilov guy, must be the Polish blood in him. Anyone else think this is a bad idea?

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GUYS I GOT A KNIFE KILL LAST RAID

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Get out of my trench, bongs.

>>2998538
Lads, I think I see a sni-

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Just spent the last twelve hours marching north from Beersheba to capture some "strategic terrain" for command. I don't know how the Aussies do it, it's over 30 degrees in here during winter and barely any water. Must be nice in those trenches, where you don't have to march all day and it's nice and cold, eh? Have a drink for me, lads.

>>2999721
Brusilov's plan will work so long as the generals on his flanks actually support his offensives.

>>2998671
are you shivering or just a huge nerd

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ACHTUNG I SEE THE SCHWINE IN DEN TRENCH! LOS!!!

>>2998945
Classic style

>>2999929
FEIND KONTAKT!! FEIND KONTAKT!!!!

>>2998969
I was talking about Playstation you titanic faggot
Preußischen has no games? really?

>get orders to go over the top
>linger around at the end of the line to go up
>trip and fall and lay in the mud while everybody passes
>roll back into the trench and pretend to be a dead body
>survivors start coming back
>act tired and maybe wounded
>"Well fought, lads. We'll get them next time."

>>2999942
You bloody coward. I'll have you wipped in front of the whole division

>>2999929
>Jerries in charge of tank warfare

Enjoy being blasted by ten times your numbers of Marks

>>2998538
Autists itt

>>2999444
To be fair they went from a deep blue to a grey blue to camouflage better.

The higher ups apparently thought the light blue would "blend in with the sky" during a charge, but that seems like propaganda to me.

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>>2999155
Ready for anything.

>>2998945

Kek

> In trench in Kameroon.

> Hot as fuck

> In charge of 1,200 African troops, under attack by 3,400 British led Indian troops

> Indians and Africans fighting to the death for the borders of European colonies.

>Think to self, "wtf is wrong with White ppl?"

>>2999950
You can't prove anything. Look at all this mud on me. I was clearly out there fighting. Roger saw me out there. Ask him.

Salaam. Some of you infidels seem alright. Don't come to Chunuk Bair tomorrow.

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>>2999249

Sorry we can't do anything with killing a fuckload of Europeans

>Europeans think this is doing warfare right

Was World War II "World War I Part II", or was it a prequel?

>>3000093
Roger's dead you cunt bucket. Some larping stormfag shot him while screaming something about jews and niggers.

>>3000162


Prequel. After Hitler died and Germany was split in two so Bismark had to unify it.

Tito died and so Yugoslavia fused into Austria making a new kingdom ruled by inbred monarchs.

Since Stalin had treated everyone like shit, midway throw WWI, the Soviet citizens overthrew the USSR and declared a new Russian nation.

Did you really not know this?

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B E S T D A Y O F M Y L I F E

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>>2998538
>tfw just found a dry pair of boots on some faggot who got sniped
who else comfy here?

>>2999438
Soldier of Fortune has quality reproduction uniforms. http://www.sofmilitary.co.uk/shop-re-enactment-french-and-belgium-ww1-category,990

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>>2999717
Olá.

>>3000297
Shell landed in the fox hole beside me where that insufferable cunt Alan was holed up.

Feels good.

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>Stick helmet out
>flyes out of my hand along with my fingers
>mfw

>>3000372
>with my fingers

Looks like you're going back home you lucky dog.

>>2998538
Guys its christmas! Soccer?
G-guys?

My mate john got killed a while back, I've been writing to his sweatheart pretending to be John. Im trying to get her to send be nudes, will post when she responds.

>>3000403
I mean... it's gonna be so awkward knowing we're going to have to start killing each other again tommorow.

>>3000354
Some Portuguese were drafted to the western front

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>Tfw the Austrians are trying to take Italian land from me
>Tfw they think Friuli is theirs
>Tfw they think the rest of the Julian March is theirs

They thought wrong.

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Hey /gw/. I'm in the mountains, it's fucking cold, our general is a retard, and my buddy Yusuf was skin and bones before he died so I wasn't able to get much meat off of him. Austrobros, can I have some advice here?

>>3000513
Drink some schnapps, eat some wienerschnitzel, and maybe drink your buddy Yusuf's blood to stay warm on the front.

>>2998642
That was a cute post, anon. And I'm not being sarcastic.

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>tfw no dry socks

*inches forward, rifle in hand*

*peeks through shitty 1916 scope*

"whew lads, looks like they're settling in for the night"

*gets obliterated by artillery shell

>>2999165
I laughed

(plays battlefield 1)

TODAY VE FIGHT FOR ZEE GERMANS, DA!

>>2999307
right in the feels

I've been in the trenches so long, I can tell by the digits of an artillery post if they are going to hit the trench, not reach us, or go over our trench.

>>2999249
danzig ist Polnisch

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>"FIX BAYONETS" rings up and down the line
>mfw
:/

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Doing my phd on ww1, got some time.
Fielding questions.

>>3000640

what is the premiere application of studying the war

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>>3000649
That depends on what you want to get out of doing that study. For some people it's purely for the love of history and the period and study of it is its own reward.
I'm fascinated by this strange period were all the old certainties of Empire and technology and class are thrown into confusion by this completely horrendous war and how people and institutions grappled with them.
There's also a thriving industry built around its study and commemoration, so there's also a financial aspect for some.

>>2998945
>tfw no anonymous pigeon shitposting
I was born 100 years too late

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>>2998538
who /gotterhaltfranzdenkaiser/ here?

why are we fighting again? didn't we finish punishing serbia for being a bunch of cunts in, like, the first year of the war? why did those traitorous spaghettimunchers try and somehow fail to stab us in the back?

>>2999364
You're right, they were smart racists.

>>3000673

write letters

it should manage an approximation of the feeling, minus the bird of course. although, being that our letters will travel by air anyhow these days, it's not far off

>>3000697

shouldn't have acknowledged his shitpost

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Goddamn the Italians just looked so shabby throughout the whole war.

>Be European
>Get shot
freakin eurotards get your shit together so you stop sending these fucking catholic irish gypsies immigrants. Why don't you just build a wall to keep the Germans out? Make Germany pay for it...

>>3000714

this may surprise you, but this is not >>>/int/

they're well receiving towards prepuces such as yourself

>>2999307
>i don't think god can hear us here.
Jesus Christ, I'm tearing up.

>>3000708
Hey guys, what if we used the war to accelerate capitalism's demise? Wouldn't that be just wacky?

>>2999364
there's literally nothing wrong with racism

>>2999721
>Brusilov guy, must be the Polish blood in him. Anyone else think this is a bad idea?
Russian* blood

theyre the ones who specialize in human waves

>>2998538
My feet, nevermind

>>3000856
What kind of prissy boy are ya that you've been looking at negro dicks. They have their own showers dont y'know.

>>3000693
Panie oficerze, nie rozumiem co Pan do mnie mówi.

Boże wspieraj, Boże ochroń
Nam Cesarza i nasz kraj!

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>>3000925
fuck, uh

(cesarza, that means 'emperor'...)

you're a, uh, true patriot Galicianon! keep, uh, struh-zecking the rów! gott erhalt!

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>>2998538
LANDMINE!!!!!

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>be italian
>be genocided by your own general

>>3000758
Shut up faggot.

>>2998538
>"Oh wonderful! Now I can die without having the suicide stigma attached!"

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>>3001241
>Leave the Italians to me

>>3000817
His mother was Polish

WW1 sounds absolutely terrifying.

>>3001351
You're not wrong

>>2999113
didn't this actually happen

>>3001374
Yeah there's a german account of this happening somewhere. WWI is really sad.

>tfw stuck hiding in a crater in no mans land
>everyone else has retreated back to the trenches

fugg

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We’ve been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we’ve moved no further than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping.’

many corpses, expecting a new #Deutschland division to delivery

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>>3000622
Stop fantasizing, Nigel. The only way we could lose this war is if our aristocrats pussy out.

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>tfw you fall in love with one of your mates
>tfw he gets his head blown off by the Germans

>>3001798
>Falling in love with your mate
What kinda poof are you? That's the kind of behaviour the Hun smiles upon

>tfw no trench foot because you are a brazilian master race
lusos rally next to me
anglos gather the tanks
italians stop attacking the alps and do not switch sides
jean du jean prepare the artillery

>>2999357
>cow mooing
My great grandfather told me the cow was the worst part of the war

I hope the russians will actually help this time and wont just desert for the 8th time.

>>2999472
I already did that , I even covered with some poisoned plants I found, I almost lose it but they patch me up a little and here i am

>>3001807
do you think I would choose to be a bloody queer?

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>>3001621
say it with me

DANZIG

IST

POLNISCH

>>3002137
>prussia
>german
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS
Hans stop trying to be something that you are not.
Prussia is a slavic independent country

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>>2998538
>be me, Irish soldier on Salonika Front
>somehow survived Gallipoli (fucking Churchill)
>everyone smells like piss
>most of us have malaria
>apparently we're fighting the Bulgarians now (didn't even know what a "Bulgaria" was before the war but they have even sillier hats than the krauts so fuck em)
>apparently there was a rebellion back home
>now our English officers treat us like shit
>corporal Fennessy got shot the other day for "disobedience"
>fuck all this "king and country" shit, I only signed up so I could feed my ma and 12 siblings in our tenement house back in Dublin after I got sacked for striking in the 1913 lockout
>fuck that cunt John Redmond for talking us into this
>at least I'll come home to a hero's welcome, r-right guys?

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>>3002156
SAY IT WITH ME

>>2999249
These American cowboys still think war is like Samson with his spear, David with his sling. This is a war of machines. When we dug this trench, we dug through bones, helmets and twisted metal. Let them try and penetrate the Siegfried Line.

>>2999330
Actual quote from a French politician in 1914:
[other guy says maybe we should ditch the red pants]
"Sacrebleu! The red trousers ARE France!"

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Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to the Russian imperial army's 11th cavalry division's brigade HQ tomorrow.
Happening thread will go up tomorrow.
So long trench frogs.

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>>2998538
>be me, Russian soldier
>sent to France as part of expeditionary forces
>fought at the western front
>casualties are high
>revolution in Russia
>no point to fight anymore
>"can we go back home Mr. Frenchman"
>Mr. Frenchman: "no"
>get blown by French artillary

>Be me
>Fighting a couple miles from Picardy
>Chilling in trench with me mates
>then some artillery comes in
>Some Shrapnel fills my left leg
>AAAAHHHHH
>then Gas comes in
>fuckme.webm
>Struggle to put on gas mask
>Then some French chad runs over to me
>I think he will help
>Takes gas mask
>Runs away
Advice anons?

>>3002179
I know where you got that line buddy

>>3002227
I knew somebody would lol. I think it might be an actual quote from a German soldier. Some of the intros for the operations are

>>3000403
>Soccer
What the fuck are you on about now you stupid Yank?

>>3002224
Just use a piss mask you fucking normie

>>3002247
Soccer is a British word. And he's talking about the Christmas Truce.

>>3002224

Try breathing through your wound lad

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Guess you Bongs and Frogs couldn't handel Jerry.

Never fear, Uncle Sam is here to bail you out. This will be a piece of cake. There is 1.2 million of us attacking the Argonne, how many men could the AEF possibly lose?

Each day the dead-blank stare of my fallen comrades calls me closer to my own death. The only relief I feel is when the crows and carrion birds pick their eyes out and chew the lips off so that I cannot recognize them anymore.

There is no god here.

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>>2998538
>t. colonial foot soldier
>forces to charge
>countrymen got gunned down
>some blasted to bits
>remember about a starving wife who's probably died or selling her body
>got shot by the captain for taking too long to charge

>>3000347
Looks good. Almost completely out of stock though.

Has anyone purchased from them before? How was their material?

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>>2999281
>>2999283
>>2999288
>>2999286
>>2999290
godspeed.

>>3002236
I dislike how the Central Powers is a single dude narrating whereas the Allies are a bunch of soldiers giving off these one liners.

The game makes the Central Powers out to be the bad guys when that was not the case. And of course mixed units. They should've just made you play as the Harlem Hellfighters for the US faction and call that their diversity quota. Maybe have you play as an entire Indian unit in the desert maps against he Ottomans. It feels so forced in the game.

Overall the game is fun, but it was so disrespectful from a historical point of view. Worst of all they're getting away with it and are not going to answer for it. They're pulling a Hotzendorf

>>3002326
Im the guy you're replying to. I've bought trousers and a foreign service helmet from them, both of great quality.

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*cough* *cough*
>Wheeze as my lungs fill with liquid

>>3002377
Good to know. I'll place an order when I free up the income to justify the purchase

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>>3002377
>>3002326
Im in love with great coats fro mthe peroid. French, german, british, i like them all. But will it look too autistic to wear, lets say the blue french one in public?

Because i am sure it will.

>>3002494

It will be the same level of autism as those who go out in camo pants, but with a bit more taste.

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>>3002531
Exacly my thoughts, thank you.

>>3002540

I'd say try and get a real ww1 antique one if you really want one rather than a replica, it will be way cooler plus you can justify having it without wearing it easier.

>>3002494
Its possible to pull it off. Its dated enough that not everyone will think you're an autist since you're being retro. Just don't be fat, have acne, or be a neckbeard. Make sure the pants you wear are fitted. And of course look confident in it.

The trench coats used in WW1 are the predecessors and inspiration used in the modern ones you see today. Peacoats included. So I say it can be done.

When it comes to wearing military and camo clothes you want to go with anything before the 70s. Beyond that and it gets tacky.

Here are two good links that can be useful. While not specifically addressing trench coats it offers good information on how to wear one well.

https://epochs.co/articles/cut-from-a-different-pattern
https://epochs.co/features/epochs-guide-to-nautical-clothing

>>3002619
Forgot to add trousers. Trouser pants will go great with the coats from the era

>>3002619

Trench coats in general are on the spectrum anyway though, unless you are really attractive where it doesn't matter what you wear or costs thousands.

>>3002670
I agree and disagree. Its just hard to pull off and very easy to look like a retard with one.

>>3001379
Paul Baumer was a fictional character, although I'm sure it happened someplace

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>chilling in the skies with my mates, Brittania rules the waves AND air
>tony fokker designs the Eindecker
>some kraut pilot pulls on my tail
>fuck
>pull out my pistol, desperately try to down the kraut bastard
>fail
>he tears my wings in half with his Spandau
>were going down fuck me sideways nigga
>they didnt teach me this shit in Royal Flying Corps school
>pull the plane up at the last second
>splash down in the mud, hop out of the aircraft before the mud swallows it
>i have no fucking idea where I am, all i see are Eindeckers flying overhead

Pic related

>>3002676

Even if you could pull off a WW1 trench coat, how would you explain it?

>Hey anon, what coat are you wearing? It looks cool!

>Er, it's a WW1 replica trench coat.

>Oh right haha, cool. *Goes back to ignoring you*

>>3002361
I really enjoyed all the German intros for operations. They sound sad and remorseful, Argonne Forest especially. I hate the british/American ones because they are just "KILL THE KRAUTS"

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>>3000106

Underrated telegram

Been stuck in the middle of some forest for days, surrounded by krauts. Damn friendly artillery is shelling our own positions. Think we're all gonna die out here and be forgotten forever, lads.

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>>2998538

>be british sapper
>working in the tunnels for the next 3 months
>dig and dig and dig
>Lenny can hear something through his stethoscope
>*breathing intensifies*
>start to sweat
>the walls are closing in on as the anxiety grows
>"shhhhhhh"
>"it's Fritz i can hear him"
>Lenny's face is intent on whatever he can hear
>"wait it's ticking..."
>IT'S TICKING
>GET OU-

>>3002865

>Shh, I can hear something very faint, could be fritz breating or something. Luckily my voice is quieter than their breath so they won't be able to hear us.

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>we have failed the Emperor

>friend relieves me early of night guard duty
>within moments of sitting down to my kit artillery strike
>my guard post is nothing but a series of craters and mangled wire

There but for the grace of God...

RIP

>>3002838
>1918 the great war rages on
>a battalion is lost the Argoooooonne

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>OK Mr. Lawrence, so we help you fight against the Ottoman leadership and then your superiors will leave the Middle East alone, right?

>>3001351
Look up Dan Carlin's Blueprint to Armageddon if you havent. It was mustve been worse to be soldier in the Great War than WWII, at least on the western front

>>2998738
>soccer game
Bullshit, you'd have been shredded to bits by a kraut machine gun.

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Who else /cold as fuck/ here

>>2998538
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>3003346
Count yourself lucky. /mesopotamia/ here. It's hot as fuck which is x1000 worse than it being cold as fuck. I've been rotated out twice already for hospitalization for dysentery, hospitalized once again for heat stroke, my superior Anglo skin keeps burning, there's never enough water, rotting carcasses are everywhere and the fucking loopoos just make it worse with their stench. And I'm just stuck with them in this rundown desert shithole city. I hear Aylmer is on his way with a relief column; hopefully after he clears out the Turks, the next sickness I get will be serious enough to get me evacuated back to England like my buddy Tim.

>>3002428
>shoots you to end it faster.
Im sorry comrade
>gets obliterated by artillery shells shortly after.

>>2998538
Howdy everyone! Looks like I missed most of the fun of this thread, but hell, the best is always saved for last.

>>2999130
You're not sneaky Hans..

>>2998671
I dunno, but the Germans won't SHUT UP with their singing and... what the fuck, is that tree glowing?!? Germans are so weird! I say we go over there tomorrow and see how weird they are. I'm gonna bring my football with me incase you guys wanna play a quick pickup game before the war resumes.

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>>3005442
>I've been rotated out
GEE
I WONDER WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE

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>be French soldier taken to a German hospital after getting shot
>said hospital gets destroyed by French artillery barrage.
>sacre bleu, I wish I stayed home writing poems.

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>>3005701
>frog bitching about not being rotated out

>>3002270
>What are these ants doing in our front?
>They're the Americans?
> Did they send children?
>They can't even reach high enough to look at their enemy
>I wish I was back home drinking wine

>>3002540
>when did they let colonials into the army?

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>>2998945

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>>2998945
kek

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*blocks your path*

>>3001374
yes. ww1 is the worst thing in all history.

>>2999968
Once they got dirty and faded they were as good a color as any one else's, except maybe the Prussian grey the Germans wore. Prussian grey was adopted in the 1700's as a match for black powder smoke. As the battlefields of the day filled up with smoke individual soldiers wearing prussian grey became harder to target. Still useful in the Great War.

>>2999155
I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT I'LL FLY TO BE YOUR LOVER

>>2998538
This thread looks like a high priority target for artillery.

>>3000448
underrated

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*blocks your battalion*

>Gestern Abend gab es den Schampus und den Wein zu saufen, den wir von einem französischen Gutshof mitgehen ließen. Ich unterhiel tmich dabei mit einem jungen Meldegänger namens Helter, Hitler oder so ähnlich. Sehr seltsamer Mensch. Er redete dauernd wirres Zeug und als ich ihm etwas zu trinken anbot, lehnte er energisch ab. Er tränke wohl keinen Alkohol und als Sekt käme für ihn sowieso nur eine Sorte in Frage - Natursekt. Keine Ahnung, was der Mann damit meinte. Morgen geht es zurück an die Front. Wir werden den Inselaffen ordentlich einheizen und diesen Krieg endlich bald beenden!

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>carrying my best friend and comrade to safety after he was wounded
>get to the medic station
>he's dead
>piece of shrapnel hit his head and killed him instantly
I am very quiet. Let the months and years come, they can take nothing from me, they can take nothing more. I am so alone, and so without hope that I can confront them without fear. The life
that has borne me through these years is still in my hands and my eyes. Whether I have subdued
it, I know not. But so long as it is there it will seek its own way out, heedless of the will that is
within me.

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took me til like 4 in the morning to make that. Didn't know anybody else gave a shit about the poor austro hungarian soldier.

>>2998945
>>2998671
screencap my OC for hte rebbit post pls thnks.

>>3002791
>i dont like how they hated the people who wanted them and their families dead
kys /pol/tard

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>>2999330
>>2999438
>>2999444

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Why the fuck did my mother marry a frenchman ?!

>tfw i could be living in a comfy stilt house over tropical waters on the side of the planet where young men don't have to wait for their death in a muddy hole

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>>3011906
I assume you meant that in response to >>2998671 ? I collect KUK wojaks of all and any kind

>>2999210
Meat's back on the menu.

>>3002179
>Proceeds to penetrate Siegfried Line

>>3011947
>Always think of it, never speak of it
A good laugh.

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FUCKING BRITAIN, LIFT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE ALREADY. MY WIFE AND CHILDREN ARE STARVING BACK HOME THIS ISN'T FUNNY. I FUCKING HATE ANGLOS SO GOD DAMNED MUCH

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Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hoch heilige Paar.
Holder Knab im lockigten Haar,
Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh!

*silence*

Silent night
Holy night
Son of God
Oh love's pure light
Radiant beams from
Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus Lord at Thy birth
Oh Jesus Lord at Thy birth...

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Who /Lewis Gun/ here?
>Thousands of German soldiers running towards our trench
>Fire blindly into the crowd
>Go back to bed

>dies of cholera

>>3011910
>>people who wanted them and their families dead
>WWI

>>3012356
no :^)

>>2998538
>tfw your gas mask has a small hole near the eyepieces
I'm fucked if we get hit aren't I

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GRENADA!- I MEAN GENADE!

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>>3001379

>>2999210
Where'd my fucking pickelhaube go?

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>>2998945

>>3010292
>Er tränke wohl keinen Alkohol und als Sekt käme für ihn sowieso nur eine Sorte in Frage - Natursekt.
kek