Hentai quotes thread?

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>>4499354

>>4499354
source?

>>4499454
Feels bad, man. As someone who was born with a tiny penis, I've seen first hand the scorn on a woman's face. All because of something you have no control of. Something you were born with. Being in love with someone and then being shunned because of something so insignificant as the size of your penis is pretty heartbreaking. Where's the love? Where's the loyalty? Did she not even really like you as a person?

>>4499454
sauce?

>>4499458
Oh look women are fucking shallow too huh?

Not shallow enough for you though, eh? You poor tiny dicked motherfucker.

>>4499354
>>4499454


What manga?

>>4499497
If you're going to insult someone, make it have some sense at the very least.

"Not shallow enough for you though, eh?"
What the fuck does that even mean in this context?

>>4499523

It means their vaginas aren't shallow enough for his small penis.

>>4499541
pls no

>>4499497
It's not about the sex, dude. It's about the fact that people tend to equate penis size with manliness and being worthwhile as a man in general. Calling him a poor tiny dicked motherfucker like a total asshole scumbag proves my point that people are like that

>>4499458
>I've seen first hand the scorn on a woman's face
I know that feel. Im 1.90 m and for some reason they expect me to be mandingo, when in reality im just average.

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>>4499354
Hentai writing is either the worst or the greatest of all time.

>>4499817
I like the fact that maybe three quarters of those aren't meant to be funny.

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>>4499817
what doujin is the lucky star one from bottom middle?

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>>4499354

>>4499817
>I'll take your virginity, Mom
this better be from some time travel shit

>>4499458
learn to eat pussy

problem solved

>>4499471
>Sauce?
Sauce: (C86) [Null Mayu (Chimosaku)] (Kantai Collection -KanColle-)

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Dumping stuff from previous thread

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best one IMO

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>>4499458
nice blog fag

>>4499458
This is some serious fucking bullshit, unless your penis is extremely small(well below average) it shouldn't have any real effect on your ability to pleasure a woman. It's more probable that you're just fucking shit at sex.

>>4500514
Sauce me up?

>>4500348
>what is adoption
>what is anal virginity
I believe that one was used on a Nanoha doujin about a little girl fucking her adoptive mother. Might not be the exact one though.

>>4500628
Loled hard

>>4500635
Sauce anyone?

>>4500638
top kek file name

>>4500348
>>4500780
nope, she is indeed talking about her anal virginity.
Can't remember the name, but the hentai is about mind control, and this scene is with daughter and mom.

>>4501553
bobobo

>>4501553
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/788336/127bcb41e7/

>>4499430
Fucking Canada.

>>4499458
natural selection

>>4499354
I really want to know what this is from.

>>4500554
Really I thought it was that Nagare Ippon one about the dojo girl

>>4500652
Sports anime this year

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anyone knows the source of this one?

>>4500556
Source please

>>4500557
[spoiler]AAAARRRIIIIIIIN[/spoiler]

>>4501731
Sauce boss?

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>>4503208

>>4503348
Flawless logic.

>>4500761
https://exhentai.org/g/910157/c99ad8c07b/
[Syati Kamaboko] Clever? Solution [English] [PSYN]

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>>4499354

>>4503336
Some Cattelya doujin

>>4503777
checked, good luck anon

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>>4499454
>>4499458

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>>4499817
>I can reach into my own guts and give you a handjob while you're fucking my pussy

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This one always makes me laugh.

>>4501179
Gee, Bill...

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>>4504793
is this guy me?

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>>4499354

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[Maban] Love Love Mira Bitch

>>4499810
>1.90 m
Is that "m" for meters? That's you idea of small? you could kill somebody with a schlong like that

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>>4499354
DUDUDUUUUUUNNN

>>4507262
I think he means 1.90m is his height and that women expect him to be hung because of it.

>>4499458
Cheer up anon, not many people know this but women have tight and loose pussies, just like men have small or tiny penises. You will find yourself someone with a tight vagina and everything will be a-ok. It will be even better, girls with tight vagoos are hurt by huge dicks. Believe me, I know.

>>4503873
And http://g.e-hentai.org/g/894491/e386b73361/ because fuck your exhentai URL bullshit.

>>4499458
Search for assistance in >>>/r9k/. We will explain you about women.

>>4500678
I don't think sex even comes into play the way he was talking. Chick probably saw his tiny dick and laughed at him then walked away

>>4499817

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0347/68/1410359195254.png

Better res

>>4504789
Where's that from?

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>>4509005
One of my favorites.

>>4509005
Name of source?

>>4509906
Naked Princess Honoka 2 - Mating Exhibition Monkey Coitus

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>>4504789
>posting the smaller crop

>>4499817
Whats the source of the pink haired loli one?

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>>4503777
>>4503348
Actually sound logic.

Pic related for further proof

>>4507384
Sauce please

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Cheating maybe but one of all time truths in one page.

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Remember anons.
Make it rape if need be.

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>>4499354
I dont know the source to this. I really want the source

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>>4499354

>>4499458

> not turning the event into a small cock humiliation fetish

way to go, fag

>>4499458
Are you me?

>>4502857
sauce?

>>4512427
What?

>>4512822
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>4500647
Sauce?

>>4499458
I feel you man. I'm really tall and I guess women just assume I'm hung but then they see I'm just average, maybe below average I dunno what the normal length/girth is but the point is it's pretty damn annoying at it sucks.

>>4515297
Literally correct

>>4515445
>If I'm a girl
There's where you should've started doubting

>>4515297
sauce

i realize it's probably a generic trap doujin

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>>4499354

>>4518894
Metal Slug by Asanagi. It's a KanColle Doujin.

>>4504334
lmao

>>4500632
Source pls

>>4519169

It's an edit from Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko

>>4512383
kek'd so hard

>>4509694
Sauce?

>>4500372
[Bosshi] Dangerous Sisters

>>4504334
kek'd
sauce?

>>4499458
Girls will be disappointed by a small penis but because they don't love you or have interest in you, it's just physical, they want to feel full.

Use it, get freaky, use toys, eat ass

Hey real quick unrelated question but what the fuck does the W.C. mean when written on girls in hentai?

>>4500625
Monogatari Doujin are so fucking IC all the time it's perfect.

>>4519591
Same as what it means when it's written on a door, WaterCloset.
Because supposedly in addition to all other things that are written on her girl also likes golden showers, so you should oblige and give you one.

>>4500628
Prison School's awesome lol

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>>4507384

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>>4499354

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>>4499354
Maybe doesn't count as a quote, but still

>>4509184
Sauce?

>>4499430
I'm a fucking degenerate, but sauce please.

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This whole page

>tfw my ex actually told me this, almost word-for-word, many times

>>4520977
curious about sauce.

>>4521151
>my ex
And you let her go?!?!
Did you found something better and cheat her?
Or you´re just garbage?

>>4521157
She left me for my best friend

>>4512086
Futanari Oyako Soukan Ni

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This'll give you bois a chuckle

>>4512849
shit my sides

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>>4521896
Source for the two of these.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1022100/0bfa7268e7/

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Saw this on another board.
Any sauce on this?

>>4499817
How ever fucked my wife, I shall fuck him in the ass

This is how you handle your NTR like a man

>>4524559
https://exhentai.org/g/298975/74419cc36a/

im nice

>>4519535
Ok, what was the trick here?

>>4525199
Name and author please

>>4525595
If a link straight too it isn't good enough for you find it yourself.

>>4499458
Only aproximately 25% of women can reach climax from a dick anyways, somewhere near 85% cam climax from oral. Just git good at foreplay and dick size literally doesnt matter. It also helps to not date thotty shallow cunts.

>>4503348

this is actually how girls think btw

which makes it so easy for them to cheat and not feel guilty

>>4531063
lol, sauce?

>>4500632
I did not expect to see Tomo here.
But that's totally what Misuzu and Cotton Candy would tell her to do.

>>4532534
Unfortunately, my searches came up empty so I don't have the answer myself. Sorry...

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>>4531063
>>4532534
>>4532943

Normally, I consider myself pretty good at sourcing out content, but this one was a difficult one to manage, considering how small the supplied image was compared to the original.

That said, with self-satisfied smugness, I present...

[Kinku] Iinari | Manslave (Comic LO 2015-05) [English] {5 a.m.}

https://nhentai.net/g/134472/

>>4500761
https://nhentai.net/g/158123/

page 79

>>4500372
>>4500222
Source?

>>4533130
I don't have good reason for that first request

>>4533049
Thank you, much appreciated.

>>4521151
>That dialogue and that cute smiling face
THOSE TWO THINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER

>>4533358
source?

>>4533468
It's totally normal!

>>4533916
>/fit/.jpg

>>4520977
Skyward Sword (2011)

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I forgot the name of the doujin this is from and seems like I don't have it in favorites on exhentai. Could anyone help me with this?

>>4534320
https://exhentai.org/g/651877/72c5389913/

>>4534323
Thanks, man!

>>4499810
>Six foot dick
>"Average"
I really hope you meant to put a c in front of that m.

>>4500776
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

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Thoughts count, right?

>>4500776
Source?

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>>4507384
Thank you for providing me with this sauce.
Viewing the source material reaffirmed that I still have standards. If you'll excuse me, I need to grab some Bar Keeper's Friend for my eyes.

>>4499458
Sounds like you just dated a huge bitch. That or your confidence is trash, women can sense your confidence even if you fake it, it's like they have some sixth sense, like they're measuring your ki or some shit. Or both.

My brother has a borderline micropenis and he scored himself a solid 8/10 girl and he says the sex is great.

Mind over matter.

>>4499810
Being average is fine though.

Sort of opposite for me.

I'm a manlet (5' 1") with a 11.5 inch dick.

Still being a manlet sucks. Although it's better than tall and tiny dick...

>>4499458
> so insignificant as the size of your penis
Not really insignificant.

Sucks btw, hope things works out for you man. As a manlet I sort of know the pain.

>>4499458
start jelqing, mate. and, no, i don't know if it really works.

>>4537566
>11.5inch
K wouldn't wanna be that big

>>4521151
source?

>>4533049
How do you find them? The regular image searches are useless for black and white stuff

>>4540989

A fair amount of it is that I enter it in various search engines, try to figure out what the 'feel' of the image is, enter any additional ideas for what I think it is about, and scroll through the findings, opening any results that might get me closer. I try to figure out what the artist is, then zero in on their content.

If I get close enough, I go to nhentai, exhentai, luscio.us and the rest, and start searching from there is the search engines didn't get me close enough.

I'm pretty boring, all things said, but I am ridiculously patient, and since it is pretty much my only contribution to this board, so I try to do it as well as I can. I also end up finding stuff I like, so it's not like I do it for nothing.

>>4499817
>The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!

>>4503155
SOURCE PLEASE

>>4500556
source?

>>4500642
source please

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>>4531085
I know this feel. I once woke up in my bed without any memory of how I got there. I went downstairs and my wife was sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal. I could hear my laptop running and so I went to go turn it off. Swing Out Sisters was fucking playing fullscreen on it 10 feet away from my wife barely facing away from her.

That was a fucking weird morning.

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>>4500556
>be 20
>flirting with a girl on hot or not
>she's 16
>tells me she like big cock
>ayy I got one
>we begin to get into each other
>she's a virgin
>???.gif
>never did anything with a guy
>manage go to bring her to my room
>we're watching fifty shades of grey
>shewasdownforit.jpeg
>we end up kissing heavily
>tell her to give me a blowjob
>at first she don't want to put her mouth on it
>then slowly she kiss it
>she then suck the head slowly
>and then she complain about her hair being in her face and I grab them all into a poney tail
>begin to take control of her head and begin to make her go deeper
>she don't even fight it
>I figure at which lengh she can go until she choke and the I begin to fuck her throat
>let her take small pause, but then I tell her to go back at it
>I'm dominant and she loves it
>tell her that I'm coming soon
>I let my hand go and she keep sucking it deeply
>cum in her mouth but she spit it all on me
>I never came quicker during a blowjob

Where I am it's legal and this is amazing

>>4542165
source?

>>4542208
https://nhentai.net/g/140092/
It's not what you're probably thinking of

>>4535886
source?

>>4535004
The source is Milk Party!

If you like comedic hentai, you should give it a read.

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>>4512849
>>4512822

>>4543705
[Kobayashi Oukei] Maari-chan Hates Meds

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need me one like that

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Tell me /h/ in what other ways can someone be turned on?

>>4533920
underrated post

>>4500644
saucenao fails me i need a source on that please?

>>4545326
Any form of excitement is technically being turned on

When the waiter delivers a delicious burger to your table, when your pupils dilate and your mouth waters, you're being turned on, just not sexually.

>>4520600
I hate when that happens

>>4520574
anyone got sauce on this?

>>4500654
with the power of a million exploding suns

>>4499458
At least you get that far.

I have a big dick and nothing to do with it.

>>4545791
JEB NO

>>4546324
Do you have an artist name for me, please?

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>>4507262
>thought 1.9 meters was talking about his dick

holy shit my sides

>>4500646
sauce on that?

>>4499541
Gj mate, compensate for that micro-penis of yours.

>>4502526
Hey! Leave us leafs out of this, this is the nips fault.

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>>4546352
shiruka bakaudon

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>>4547095
Why would you do that? He was better off not knowing.

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At last I truly understand the ahegao..

Buuump

>>4552147
damn savage

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Shaking the tree to see if anything else falls out... I love this ridiculous shit.

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*cum explosion*

>>4570530
Source? It looks kinda like Futabu, but I don't remember which one it is

>>4575095
actually, not sure. I saw it in a similar thread to this.

>>4575266
Darn. Thanks anyway, though

>>4537411

sauce

>>4556047
source?

>>4548419
>>4546324
>>4545789
>>4545790
source?